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Ladies and gentlemen, let's get started. I have thought a lot in the
last twenty four hours. Tend toget your weekly sports fixed by the skin
of their teeth they walk or didyou just ride in the whole thing with
sticks dog cart part dog do?I just oh, I uh, you're
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never gonna believe this. What gotI got these eye Apple iPod thingies and
you would never guess. Okay,I don't know how to hook them up
to the laptop, O me Christmas. Well, you're La not Apple,
so it ain't gonna connect. Soyou probably shouldn't have to worry about that
right now. Oh see, AndI just thought I was I just thought
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I was being a fool. Butno, there was a reason. You
could probably try to figure it outtheir Bluetooth, But for the most part,
it's just so much easier with Appleproducts. By the way, your
headset right now, tho, it'spretty bomb though. You don't have to
worry about anycounts. It works fine. Yeah, your headset sounds great.
Okay, good, I was thinkingit was broken for the last nine months.
Well, usually it is when Itry to use it and you know,
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have to plug in the right adaptersto the right spot. You know,
it's kind of difficult sometimes the onethat says like the headphones and the
one that says the speaker, Ididn't know they were. I know this
is a bit bit, but sometimesyou gotta stop it. Bro. At
some point you gotta stop it andbe like, look, I know I
can I can do this. Imean, I mean I could do this.
That's what I did today. Toolstend to two men style. That's
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what I did today. Brother,I got it all fired up. I
had the confidence. I'm building confidenceright now. Oh yeah, okay,
I know that was a lie rightoff. The new gig I got.
I got you good. I'm readyto with zero confidence. First you went
in with no confidence. First youget lucked up and it worked out,
you know, the new gig,I got the real gig. Man.
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We've been away for a while.I miss you guys. I'm glad we're
back, uh chilling, gonna havea good time, you know, thank
you Chris for getting us back togetherand getting this going, man, because
it's been a minute and I thinkwe all miss it and we're gonna get
back to it. A lot ofpeople, Uh, we're gonna enjoy the
Shenanigans for the NFL twenty twenty three. Yeah, but yeah, man,
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two jokers like these Oh yeah,uh so the jokers this kid, we
should we should carve out like tenminutes every show for the next few weeks
after Fantasy starts for like everyone tojump on and talk shit. Yeah.
I think that'd be a great idea. It is gonna be I like that
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idea. Uh so, yeah,I mean just you know, like Chris
said New Gig, I'm a bankernow, you know. Got that was
banker hours, so a little bitdifferent than the postal service work in twelve
hours of days. Wait, holdon, hold on? Did you did
you not not great with money?Oh? Yeah, I know. See,
I don't know how that works becauseyou know, hey, that's why.
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That's why I started at the bottom, brother, I started at the
bottom. I got a night.Ye, that's how you gotta do it.
Man. Let me let me gettwenty dollars at the not the thing
though, they ain't going, noshit, you know what I'm doing.
All that thousand cameras now four whenwe were younger, and there's nine thousand
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probably stuff. You don't know thecameras precisely, there is not a single
thing in this world anybody thinks thatthey can get away with. First of
all, we live in the UnitedStates, which has always had the FBI
number one, now number two.We have the Internet with mad amounts of
technology behind it. There is nota single thing. DNA evidence is in
full effect. They're catching people fromforty years ago. Okay, Yeah,
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you're not getting away with it onthem at all at all. You're not
getting anything. So yeah, yeah, what's good with you guys? Though?
What's going on with you, Chris? What's going on with you,
homie? Uh, I'm chilling.I'm just southern California doing my thing.
It's one hundred and eight degrees outsideright now, so I'm trying to stay
inside is as much as I canto uh not overheat my pool. It's
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great, but one hundred and eightoutside means the concrete as a hundred twelve,
and I want to sit on theconcrete. The hurricane, the hurricane
didn't happen. It happened out inthe ocean. We got like tropical storm
Hillary. Yeah, it did nothing. We just got a bunch of rain
and uh yeah, we didn't evenget wind where I'm at exactly. Yeah,
exactly. It was basically all mypeople were saying. It was just
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welcomed moisture. That was all.It wasn't much of anything to speak about
to be called the hurricane. Yeah, it was like the winds that always
come down through the same area withjust water instead of so yeah, nothing
big. But we survived that andthe earthquake, so I mean, yeah,
that was the same. That's that'sthe bump in the road, well
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speedball. At least we don't haveto plan for our natural disasters. Usually
usually it's an earthquake or a shooting, which is really sad, or the
or the bump fights, not bumpfights, but the fights in the mall.
That that mall is literally like Ithought that was by Orchard Hills right
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right right here. Yeah, Iwas like, what is wrong with people?
Man? Right? Yeah? Thatwas crazy, dude. They issued
something saying that your kids are gonnahave to wear id if they're going to
be in there under the age ofeighteen, So they have to wear a
sticker or something when they go in. She's get them at You're gonna put
people at the door to do that. I mean, how the hell are
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you gonna do that? Here?Malls have active security. Though they have
security or is active. I meanwhen I was a young mall rat before,
you know, in the days theycould, they would tell us we
were too deep. So if wewere more than two people side shoulder to
shoulder walking down a mall aisle,they told us we had to break up.
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Wow, this is mid nineties,y'all. So I could imagine now
in the in the world that we'reliving in now, with all of these
random occurrences, with people with andwith firearms, with the shoes in their
head that they need to work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
you know it's just wild. Youknow, people are all out here and
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frustrated. And now this is Imean not that it's new by any stretcher
to work because you know, seasonality. In the seventies it was like this
too. Me and my wife talkedabout this right now because I'm I'm not
kid, right. The seventies wasbuck wild. The year that I was
born was the most buck wild yearin the seventies you could ever imagine,
Son of Sam all kind of wildshit, and they were killing everybody.
So it's like a cycle. Itcomes back around, but it's still sad.
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Nonetheless, man, satisfuck is whatit is. So what's up with
you, homie? What's new?Tell the people? But where where the
fucking and Nana's big homies been forthe last eight months? From looking at
his make sure he's hanging out andsomeone's really acgenated office, because there's somebody
grip behind you. I feel likeyou're in a You're in a fern or
something. That's the homies right there. That's good. That's good. Well,
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you know what, I'm sitting herebasically looking like looking like a homie
Humida door sitting here. So Imean like I'm setting myself up to be
like I'm a cigar and to humidifyit. And I'm just stup in there,
chilling between two ferns anyway you wantto slice it up. I'm trying
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to get into a place of zin. I mean, I did not know
that speaking of summer, summer,Sam and all that, but I didn't
know the sumone was gonna be thiswild. The summer was wild for your
boy, you know. I meana little family issues and all that is
which led me back to the crib, you know, I mean to kind
of find out what was going onand hand to the pruning of the family
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tree. Unfortunately, and uh uhI lost my grandmother and uh so I
was I had to go take careof a few things. So it was,
yeah, super unfortunate. But whenyou think about it, a woman
who lived to be ninety years old. Ain't nothing sad about that. You
know, we talk, we thinkabout all the time though when we hear
about these tragedies, we was justtalking them, all right, And then
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you think about thesest people lives cut. Sure, this woman got the chance
to live her life to the fullestall the way, enough to bless me
enough with the lessons to hold downto my kids. So I ain't got
nothing. But you know, Imean admiration and slim you know, you
know what, dude, who knowshow much you know what I'm saying.
My grandmother you know what I'm saying, holes with me and you know,
and walks for me every day,you know what I'm saying, So without
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even knowing her, you know,you know, So yeah, you know,
it's it's wild though, so uhand with all of that comes legal
probably words that the homie was unfamiliarwith. But always you know, I
mean knowledgeable enough to find these thingsout. So of course that has been
an experience as well, but it'sa pleasant distraction with all the other medical
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ship to that, yeah I mean, and all of that, yeah you
know, I mean still is hobblingaround here like Herman Munster Slash either the
Bone List if you watch Vikings,Yo, it's bad yo. So and
I'm trying not to be doped up. And I ain't even gonna lie to
you home. I'd elevated myself fromgummies. Man, I need something more
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direct than that, since it doeswork instead of these opioid business this opioid
business, right, I got it. Hey, you know what, man,
Hey, I ain't even I ain'teven mad, you know what I
mean? You know how it's theflashback to the nineties, you know what
I'm saying. I was like boneBones, smoke out, Buddha lovers,
all that shit back in the day. Then I stopped, straightened up like
a real man, shouldn't handle thisbusiness, had a family all that.
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But now I'm hurt, you knowwhat I'm saying. So I'm in there
vaporing mynas all yo, yes,said, And I'm not playing with you,
So I gotta step find a wayto h to alleviate the pain and
all of this, but staying inthe same mind frame, you know what
I mean. I'm I'm in cahootswith mister Michael Bloomberg right now, so
we're I'm trying to get my businessdegree as well, uh, through watching
business degree. Tell this motherfucker said, I get my business degree. Yo,
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I'm looking. Come on, whatdo they say ten thousand hours?
Ten thousand hours isn't really that longif you really think about it. So
I've been safe for three years,three years of watching Bloomberg. I'm telling
you us spending more class business andtime and business class than than wait,
hold on, if we do somemore. Ten thousand hours were professional so
you know the thing where you haveenough savvy to be able to do a
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job out the outlier. I'm aprofessional Marvel Marvel and Star Wars movie addict
that you are already and yo,and and at the same time, we'll
still get caught up with stuff wedon't know. So it's ever evolving,
especially now I'll be trying to tellthese kids now, I mean, Krishna
was the business. High school kids, y'all change the game, yo,
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High school kids change and the gamefor you because you see your life revolve
in your face. Y'all you remembersecond period, third period because your kids
is talking about it again and you'relike, what the hell does that been?
Y'll back to the future. What'sup, Doc Brown? I did
they make us pick Spanish names inSpanish class? That is so messed up?
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Right now, there's no way,there's no way that happens anymore.
Right, what name did you pick? Jason? Oh? Man? I
know it started with the J Ithink I was Jose. Really my first
year I was Luis, but afterthat I was like, I want to
be Essay. She let me.Yeah, no, it's totally racist.
I don't know how I survived highschool man, Southern California was real though
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I was. I was Lorenzo andto all the boys off in there,
I was at Romano and then andthe teacher we had a cool last teacher,
missus Senor, and uh you watchthat came to the name so quick,
hey, real quick. She traumatizedme what she taught me a lot
of Spanish at the same time.But Mahomie in there. His name was
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also that's how no special age andalso shout out to that special agent.
Oh so huh b well, goodside. Hey, No, I'm glad
that what we call the ice coldopening, right, is that what we
call it ice cold opening? Imean this open, this one is ice
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cold because I mean it's been sittingin the deep freezer for months, right,
It's like one of those package ofreal free single What the hell is
this? And you got to befrosted to find out what it is?
This is the defrosting process right here, where do frosting to find out what?
You know? What the you knowwhat? The fucked up thing about
the whole defrosting process that we justdid was though, knock on wood,
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yeah, learns there was no fuckingtechnical difficulties. Can you believe that?
Ship? Can you believe that thatwe did make sure we didn't get no
technical difficulties? You know why though, I'll tell you why right now,
because we have the man, themyth legend, the producer Dylan with us
right now, Chris Donovan, whomakes this all the magic happen up in
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here. So you know that's that'sabout what it's about. So yeah,
that was pretty dumpe It looks prettygood right now. Like I got a
look at that. I think weall look at it. I think all
three of us have a pretty niceset up right now. I mean this
is a full level of Hey,we got we got we got Chris the
real set up, we got Sticksthe real setup, and we got Homie
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with the anonymous set up down here. What's what else? Can you?
Would you expect studio because all thegreen you're breathing, all that in homies
in homies in studio be because thisfucking old hobbledask can't make it up the
damn stairs to get to the otherroom, to the office. You know
what, you know what's funny?I just said today? Am I to
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the point to where I gotta havewho stashes upstairs stash and a downstairs stash
already when we move deer already puta refrigerator up here. So yeah,
I mean that was number one.But do I gotta have like my pills
downstairs and upstairs for the lazy one? I gotta have one story crush downstairs.
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Yes I do, Yes, Ido. Buy a one story and
you put it all in one place. No, I have a one story
and I have more than one stash, So get down grade, upstairs or
downstairs, don't matter. I'd say, make a separate spot, just gets
just get it where the walker canget you to and frow the corridors and
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you're their brother. Yea death becomeswith the old lady that had the little
mechanical joint that hit the on thespiral staircase, the chair on the spiral
staircase. I'm not to that point. It will never get to life alert,
it will never get to rascal scooter. It will never I'm telling you
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all of these things. I'm toocool for all of these things right now,
right now, when they happen,rewind this, because I'm gonna be
following all over the place. I'mbe refusing to do all of it.
I mean I refused to do allof it. Now. I don't think
it'll be a rascal, probably messingeverything else up by not using I was
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gonna say, I think it wasgonna be. I don't think it's gonna
be a rascal. I think it'sgonna be some sort of go cart that's
altered to just hold you in place. I tell the kids, I'm gonna
get a side by and a vestpak, get a motorcycle with a side car.
So that's what words. Yeah,well, I don't need a side
part because anybody gonna get that damnthing. As I say, the kids
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will be driving you soon they getyou a side car. You be correct,
though, Yeah say slam. You'vealready seen a video pick up on
in the same and get after it. Learned this right now because I'm already
ten hunt. I need rice goget a bag from the store. Hey,
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uh dude, again, this isawesome. Appreciate appreciate Chris joining us.
So you know, hey, wegot, we got. We're gonna
keep this short, short and sweetfor everyone. I want to wait for
Chris to get back because I knowhe has something to I know he saw
this and I know he has somethingto say about this thing I want to
talk about real quick. But beforewe do that, you know, I
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stop Me Homie on Twitter at HomieUnderscore anonymous, and then also follow our
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sucked that up, Chris, youmight have to edit that one. Uh
so, hey, Chris, areyou still there? Oh? Oh,
always there in the air, youknow. I think I think he bounced,
but what I mean, Hey,no, I wanted to bring this
up to you before I know you. I know you gotta jump off,
but hey, I wanted to seeand I know you saw this the NASCAR
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race on on on Was this Saturdaynight? Yeah? It was Saturday after
Saturday, Yeah, Saturday night thewreck bro bro. Yeah, I was
pissed off. I didn't get tosee it live, but I was wild.
He's barreled rolled in everything. Itwas like an old school record.
Would have been one of those uhones where you wouldn't have walked away from
if that was back in the dayand now, just the like that was
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near the end of the race,there was already a giant wreck before were
somebody te bowing? That was theone that ar same style Dale Earnhardt style,
right, and yep, yeah thatthat rollover, bro, that was
wild and nuts. Dude, hemust have flipped forty seven times at that
point. He probably passed out right, Like he's sitting there. Look,
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just don't know what's going on anymore, right, you know, And like
I don't think he did, Dude, I think I think that a the
whole time. You've been a magicmountain before Christ and they're that bad now
because I didn't want to get onone, they're that bad. Oh shit,
No, it was pretty narly.I I always liked the superspeedways because
that's always kind of a factor thatcould happen. You never really wanted to
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happen that bad because that was prettygnarly. We'd like to see some of
the accidents. I mean, Ithink Blainey was the first one that got
the one that headed on the walland he was shook up. You could
see him going, I just I'mI'm tired. That's pretty much. I'm
gonna tell you like this, Igot I'm gonna tell you have flashbacks,
and I got flashbacks and thirty yearsago, nineteen ninety two. I probably
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saw it like in ninety three FreeJack. You remember Free Jack, Mick
Jagger shot out to Mick Jagger stillgot the moves, you know what I'm
saying. But anyway, in thatmovie, there was a crash where dude
got airborne and did that same barrelroll into the overhead the bridge, the
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walkover. But see, the onlything it was not there was not the
bridge. But that was the firstthing that popped into my head, yo.
And that is crazy that these dudestill dude is with the level of
precision that they do to live.Now you think about it happens once in
a while, right, and it'ssomething wild and it turns our face up,
but they live every week. Yo. Pros you guys are talking about
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the carnival rides or whatever those thingsare called. It the Disney World,
the Magic Mountain and all that.But the Hans device that they have now
after her, after the Dale Earnhardtssocks, all that fool did was just
he was stuck there like he wasin that little circle of loopy doopy day
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where you just go straight up anddown and like you can't move, You're
just sitting there, You're you're notgoing anywhere. You're literally strapped in your
head's not moving like this, andshit, I would have vomited everywhere for
sure. Ye, that motherfucker.That's that's a that's a good analogy though
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with the overhead uh the overhead shoulderharnesses that they put in on all the
bolsters. And I'm telling you,I feel so free with that no hands,
because there I feel like there's noway I'm popping out. So imagine
a Hans device knowing that not onlyare you potentially you can pop out,
but you don't have to be Christopherree no, he don't. You also
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have to control yourself and go twohundred miles an hour in an oval.
So on top just trying to notcrash, You're going, you know,
all this stuff is happening, andthen as soon as something happens, you
can't do anything about it. Youjust definitely you wake up or whatever happens.
It's so gnarly. The crash isone of the biggest crash is probably
a NASCAR in the last five years. Yeah, and you know they put
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in those new they put in thosenew devices or on the cars where they
have the braces on the driver's sideand the passer's side, which literally there's
no room anyways for the car toeven touch the ground because it's like a
half an inch, and they putthe braces in there where they're not supposed
to roll over. But then theyalso put the flaps on the hood and
the flaps on the back, andthe cars they're not they're they're not,
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like I said, to help themfrom stop rolling. However, when you
hit that dirt and you fucking fliponce, bro, it's all over.
Chris said then that Chris just game. That was the funniest thing. Though.
You go in there, it's likeyou're in there and it's just like
a show, and hopefully you justwake up right and at the end of
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it and everybody wakes you up andsay that you're alive year in one piece.
It reminds me of when I gota call in Oscar. I'm not
sure how to follow that up.Are you gonna follow this up home?
You're just gonna leave it there.This is your show. I'm gonna have
to step up. I'm just feelwhat he's I feel, I feel what
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he's talking about. You just wakeup and you just hope that everything is
together. You feel what I'm saying. There were no there were no crashes
or violations back there, you knowwhat I mean, and things like this.
Yeah, you just hope that everythingis still in operating order once you
wake up, which and take yourhowns device off. You feel what I'm
saying. You know what the sadthing is, I don't feel what you're
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saying, but I understand what you'resaying. And I think my ask,
no pun intended is probably in thatstage of where I need to get one
of those done. But that isTV. Everybody need to get one though,
for real, though, I hope, Hey we got we got a
few more minutes left here. Whatwe got we got, you know,
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not a few, but we gota song. But uh hey, let's
just chop it up real quick andjust talk about a few sports other sports
related ship that we got going on, and then we'll, you know,
figure out the rest of the weekoffline or whatever. But you know,
we just want to get back tothe people, get back on it,
and get back in the game herebecause its been a while. We miss
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it. We all miss uh misstalking sports and hanging out and being able
to us talk, you know too. So and plus my family is not
trying to hear from me who gotcut from the fifty three man lists from
the RAMS today, So therefore Ihad to get back on Yeah, I
mean, yeah, you need tobecause they over all of this ship.
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Yeah, you need to. Youneed to talk to people who care,
the people who have missed us forthe last few months, you know that
are waiting for the sports fixed withsticks in now it's been homie to get
back in the game. You know, our Twitter feeds, our inboxes,
our dms. Bro you've seen thedms. Oh my goodness, gracious,
I can't even tell you how manydms there are out there. Bro.
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There since since we did this,there's like new social media and then there's
social media transformation happening, right,and so everybody knows you will will remind
y'all where to catch up with us, and we probably don't even know where
to catch up. If you tryto go old school portals, the legacy
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portals, I'm pretty sure it getsyou to the right spot. You know
the name, you know the face, you know the game, you know
the place where the fuck is MySpaceat when you need it. Hey,
life was somewhat simple, even thoughI never had one, though, but
it seemed like everything was so simpleand nobody was so simple. First,
let's get to it. I mean, hey, you know, hey,
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you you your girlfriend dumpshure, youcan drop her off the top eight.
You know the terms. These areterms that I used to fear that I
did not know nothing about because Idid not have one of these accountants.
But I know that the value ofwhat was going on with these terms,
and it was very important to peopleand our sense. There was a change
in the force at that time.And thus here we are today with the
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NFL coming out of sideways rolling ushardcore, acting like Debo, like they
just slapped us, and then walkthrough the hood and slap the next person
with this script commercial that they knoweverybody been talking about this this whole time,
So this is going to be theNFL put that ship out bro exactly
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exactly. And it's the most beautiful, heavy homey style troll I've ever seen
in my life. I love itbecause you know, there's I've already seen
a couple of different varieties of it. I've already seen a DK flip I
sent you that has not been airedon TV that I saw it yet that
was on the internet. Yeah,yeah, you know what I'm saying.
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And then so I know that there'sgonna be a whole they did a whole
bunch more of these. Now,imagine when some of this bullshit starts the
real quick, I don't want tocut you off, but real quick.
It's like the NFL Wow fucking threesixty commercial or what was the commercial where
they had all the stars and theydid the Super Bowl commercial where they're like
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Peyton Manning and that and and andMarshawn Lanche wrote he has the ball,
fumbles the ball or doesn't get theball or some shit whatever that is.
It's all the same based stuff.But now they're buying into the script and
they're buying into the the shenanigans thatthey already know that they build. And
they're like, hey, try tothrow you off. They hear the way
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they've they've heard Sports Fix and Sticksfor the last two years calling these motherfuckers
out well, I mean it's it'sit's clearly been out it's been out there
now that see. The problem nowis the last thing that we were talking
about. And if y'all were tunedin, then you zoomed in. But
what what happened was we've been tellingyou that once the Khuls happened with gambling,
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you can't you can Now you're talkingabout criminality that you've never seen,
and you've got compliance that's necessary forgambling that you have never been accountable for.
So you can't be trolling people withstuff like this because now once people
start losing money, they're gonna startasking questions, do you want to see
a federal inquiry, congressional inquiry intoNFL game outcomes like they did Vince McMahon
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with the WWE uh you know,steroid accusations. This is probably where we're
headed, yell, because when thepeople start losing money, they're gonna be
a lot of people complaining and thesecompanies are gonna go, well, uh,
that's them. So you can't trollpeople like this. They gotta that's
they gotta chill out. Yell.It's funny. I loved it because they
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because if even if it's all chanceright, something is gonna happen this year,
that's gonna make somebody go wait aminute. Back they were talking about
they talked about a last second scenarioin that commercial that could very well happen,
Oh they did. What do youwant to tell the people now?
You want to hold off till tomorrowor next nah? I mean, look,
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we're gonna last everybody up. Thisis all. This is all pre
games. I mean, because weain't even about hard knocks. I mean
there's a I mean, you don'teven know who slept there in Rogers yet,
you know what I'm saying that outAnd you don't even know that Eminem
got cut. You don't even knowthat b Rabbit got cut. Oh my
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god. See, there's so muchstuff to These are all teasers that's coming
out, and everybody that knows isgonna know because today Tuesday was the fifty
three man roster day. So nowyou know we saw what three weeks were
at the pre game. Now,Homies is in rare form. Now we're
talking about football. We ain't playinggames now and all these other fancy as
boar. We're talking a real dealholy Field, biting years all that shit.
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Well, anyway, we can't talkabout Dan Campbell because we know what
time it is with the Lions.But we've been prepared. We didn't had
draft, We've had all the prepnow and you ain't heard us say a
damn thing. But guess what,Oh yeah, it's going down. So
yeah, we got a lot ofopinions. Right, yeah, well you
know what else? You know whatelse we could talk about this week?
(29:30):
What we could talk about right nowactually, because it's just a short and
sweet sag. You know, we'rewe're gonna always bring you the over under.
We're gonna bring you the over underteam totals, uh this week sometime
because I know we have a coupleof dark horses in there. We should
definitely do that like we always do. For sure, we'll definitely bring that
back. We already talked about thescriptwriters, you know, are are what
(29:55):
we started last last year. Wetalked a lot about the qb ones.
Who the hell's a QB one anywhere? These days? Evidently you only need
one. It doesn't matter if it'sa QB one or a QB because you
don't need any other backups. Evidently, with the roster cuts you talked about
(30:15):
today, you just out there.You just throw anybody out there. And
if you're Arizona you might need noquarterback. You've take a year off from
quarterbacking. How about that? Justwildcat fired up, let's go old Dulphin
style or some shit homie hometown playsof the week. We can't forget about
those. I know they all missedthe homie hometown plays of the week.
(30:38):
And look this time, I'm tellingyou, this time we have it's gonna
be formatted in a way to whereit is not a shot in the dark,
you know what I mean. Wegotta give somebody. I think that
we should give people something that canbe played somewhere, not a statistic or
something. Because we played around withstatistics. I say we take it a
(31:00):
bit further and give something somebody thatcould be played somewhere just on the strength
that we can track. I gotyou. Hey, you know what,
I'm glad you brought that up.UH a little off subject, but back
to the gambling news. Your boy'sbeen on a heater here the last couple
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of weeks here, you know,just up about what eight units, eight
eight and a half units, ninealmost nine units the last two weeks.
I'll take that every day of themonth. That's just a p that's a
pre game. And that MLB andlast year in uh in NFL, you
(31:41):
know, we get wild in NFL. Though, we get wild, you
know, we play. We doour best to get the best numbers and
get the best lines, and andbreak it down by game and break it
down by half, you know,so you know, we get a little
wild out there, so you know, it ends up and it ends up
hurting us sometimes, but it endsup being very well sometimes. But real
(32:04):
is real. We don't always getthe best line that's available and out there.
We will tell you what's out there. You need to go to your
own personal marketplace where if you dobusiness, and make sure that you peep
out the scene and be a responsibleindividual and make sure you do the numbers.
And we'll try to be more preciseby telling you where you should get
in that. And if it's this, stayed the hell out of there.
(32:25):
And this is just for you know, entertainment purposes for that, And we
ain't professionals. We just having funour damn self though. But if I
hit damn it, I'm gonna feellike a professional exc And you know,
we were talking about quarterbacks real quick. I can't be hard missed to put
this out. I put this inour notes, I don't know about a
month ago, speaking at quarterbacks.Old man Rivers are expecting his tenth child,
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bro, what of course he is. Damn hell's he? He really
is starting a football team. Hewas already got coaching. It doesn't matter,
matter all. It is nothing elseto do. That was it.
He just needed to be at homeand then it happened. That was it.
But yo, man, I'm tellingyou, it's just it's gonna be
a game because there's so many newfaces that are gonna be hot that people
(33:10):
haven't heard of. My boy Samhow yo, you know, I'm saying
Dalvin Cooks over there with these withthis gaggle of dream to trying to make
it happen in New York, I'msaying, and mad life with the Jets
trying to make this thing happen witha young group and an old group mixed
together. Reminds me of the Lakerswith Kobe at Carmelon and Gary Payton.
(33:30):
I don't know if it's gonna work. I don't know, but it's a
lot of dudes over there yet,Bobby Trees is all in a weird place.
Man. I need to get howmany rookie quarterbacks starting right now?
I mean there's so many new faces. Reckon that I can't remember his name
right now. No, but thedude in Arizona. Yo, that's gonna
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start. I can't believe that dude'sgonna start. I can't. He has
a tune. Yeah, that dude'sgoing to start. Okay, And then
you've got I'm man Sam. Howlike I mentioned, you got Anthony Richardson.
He is about to He's just gonnaget the reins and they're just gonna
let him go because it's not goingto be be pretty for him neither.
What's going to remind me him?What he's going to remind me? And
(34:14):
his situation is going to remind meof, especially if Jat gets traded out
of there, it's gonna get It'sgonna remind me of that bad situation that
Cam Newton had in Carolina where itwas justin before he got it together,
(34:34):
before they got anybody, before theymade the Super Bowl run, it was
just him and it was just him. Okay, and it's not and it's
not gonna look good and you can'twin an ny DP like that. You
could just be a big dude andyou can and what happens is it messes
up your skill set because you don'thave the stuff around you. But good
thing Indianapolis work real hard, youknow what I'm saying. On the old
line, and they can still runit even without JT. And you got
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Michael in there, so I mean, they don't have to be a wild
it's just gonna be bad. Imean. So your boy Bobo made the
team. Though, shout out tomy man, Bobo. Man, that's
my favorite Sea player of all timeright there, Bobo. I just like,
I just like the name, anduh, I don't he's gonna be
on special teams. Clearly, he'snot about to be out there running routes
(35:21):
like scronic, but uh, he'sgonna be on special teams. But shout
out. That's one of those storieswhere you'd like to see a young dude
make a team, you know whatI'm saying, Like like hard knocks,
I always talk about the young catthat makes the team. Yep, that's
the Seahawks guy right there, Bobo. Shout out to him from making a
team. You know, Jimmy Grahamis stealing a spot from a young girl.
Yo. Jimmy Graham acts like henever laughed, but he can't even
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walk the streets of LA without gettingpeople a little inebriated or not a little
better. Did we find out whetherhe was hammered or see. That's what
I'm saying that I don't know,but that's like that guy playing me anywhere
in a freaking plane. I'll tellyou that much. My fucker ahead says
it's they try to cover it upwith the seizure information or some shit.
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Nah, bro, he was definitelyinebriated back in the league, hasn't been
in a couple of years. He'sout there fucking around having a good time,
and I mean he I don't knowwhy, because there was a chance
he couldn't have made the team though, so I don't know why he would
be folly. I don't know ifhe got legasbd huh tbd. I don't
(36:25):
know if he made the cut ornot heard. I heard he made it
and they holding on to tast thembecause of the dual access. The one
kid that's the real juwan, someJuwan Johnson, Joan Jackson, he's a
legit tight end. And then theyhad two other young dudes and him,
and I think one of the youngdudes made it and and they added him.
(36:49):
So hold on, let me seeif though Sean bas pro let me
get will LUTs though they he don'twant will Us Sean Payton does. Let's
make a trade. He does onWillows because he knows that it's a field
(37:10):
goal city over there. Never now, Yo, I'm telling you, dog,
do you feel sad for him inany kind of way now that you
see Denver going down? I mean, I'm telling you this boy is bad,
and I'm telling you Peyton is gonnashow the world that this boy was
bad and he was being carried bya defense doll whole time up here.
(37:31):
It's gonna be a a rude awakeningfor all our dep three around there.
I was trying to look real quick, is it still Trevor Simeon? No,
it's not Trevor Simeon. Is itWell backing him up? Yeah?
They got they have a they haveanother dude, Trevor Simion plan for somebody
else, I think. But yeah. And Jerry Judy, I think he
(37:54):
just caught a serious injury. Outfor the season, so I mean out
for the season. List was actuallysurprisingly short during preseason for me, because
I thought the list was gonna belong this time. Cooper Cup was up
and back real quick, and theother kid was up and back. Jalen
Ramsey still out for them even andhe just got traded. But you know
they'll gain no loss with that situation. But I'm telling me, it's gonna
(38:16):
be focal these stories. And youknow what, these stories are gonna be
coming all week. And you knowwhat if everybody, we appreciate you get
making it this far. But youknow what, we haven't even talked about
the best team in baseball. Andwe saved that for a certain reason because
we'll be talking about the Seattle Mariners. Everybody's America's team, Seattle Mariners later
(38:37):
this week sometime as long as wego, when we go along with everything
else. So hey, we appreciatey'all, Thank you very much. We're
back at now. It's Big Homie, Chris Donovan, the producer. We're
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winners don't make excuses.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get started. I have thought a lot in the
last twenty four hours. Tend toget your weekly sports fixed by the skin
of their teeth they walk or didyou just ride in the whole thing with
sticks dog cart part dog do?I just oh, I uh, you're
(00:33):
never gonna believe this. What gotI got these eye Apple iPod thingies and
you would never guess. Okay,I don't know how to hook them up
to the laptop, O me Christmas. Well, you're La not Apple,
so it ain't gonna connect. Soyou probably shouldn't have to worry about that
right now. Oh see, AndI just thought I was I just thought
(00:54):
I was being a fool. Butno, there was a reason. You
could probably try to figure it outtheir Bluetooth, But for the most part,
it's just so much easier with Appleproducts. By the way, your
headset right now, tho, it'spretty bomb though. You don't have to
worry about anycounts. It works fine. Yeah, your headset sounds great.
Okay, good, I was thinkingit was broken for the last nine months.
Well, usually it is when Itry to use it and you know,
(01:15):
have to plug in the right adaptersto the right spot. You know,
it's kind of difficult sometimes the onethat says like the headphones and the
one that says the speaker, Ididn't know they were. I know this
is a bit bit, but sometimesyou gotta stop it. Bro. At
some point you gotta stop it andbe like, look, I know I
can I can do this. Imean, I mean I could do this.
That's what I did today. Toolstend to two men style. That's
(01:37):
what I did today. Brother,I got it all fired up. I
had the confidence. I'm building confidenceright now. Oh yeah, okay,
I know that was a lie rightoff. The new gig I got.
I got you good. I'm readyto with zero confidence. First you went
in with no confidence. First youget lucked up and it worked out,
you know, the new gig,I got the real gig. Man.
(02:00):
We've been away for a while.I miss you guys. I'm glad we're
back, uh chilling, gonna havea good time, you know, thank
you Chris for getting us back togetherand getting this going, man, because
it's been a minute and I thinkwe all miss it and we're gonna get
back to it. A lot ofpeople, Uh, we're gonna enjoy the
Shenanigans for the NFL twenty twenty three. Yeah, but yeah, man,
(02:23):
two jokers like these Oh yeah,uh so the jokers this kid, we
should we should carve out like tenminutes every show for the next few weeks
after Fantasy starts for like everyone tojump on and talk shit. Yeah.
I think that'd be a great idea. It is gonna be I like that
(02:43):
idea. Uh so, yeah,I mean just you know, like Chris
said New Gig, I'm a bankernow, you know. Got that was
banker hours, so a little bitdifferent than the postal service work in twelve
hours of days. Wait, holdon, hold on? Did you did
you not not great with money?Oh? Yeah, I know. See,
I don't know how that works becauseyou know, hey, that's why.
(03:06):
That's why I started at the bottom, brother, I started at the
bottom. I got a night.Ye, that's how you gotta do it.
Man. Let me let me gettwenty dollars at the not the thing
though, they ain't going, noshit, you know what I'm doing.
All that thousand cameras now four whenwe were younger, and there's nine thousand
(03:27):
probably stuff. You don't know thecameras precisely, there is not a single
thing in this world anybody thinks thatthey can get away with. First of
all, we live in the UnitedStates, which has always had the FBI
number one, now number two.We have the Internet with mad amounts of
technology behind it. There is nota single thing. DNA evidence is in
full effect. They're catching people fromforty years ago. Okay, Yeah,
(03:50):
you're not getting away with it onthem at all at all. You're not
getting anything. So yeah, yeah, what's good with you guys? Though?
What's going on with you, Chris? What's going on with you,
homie? Uh, I'm chilling.I'm just southern California doing my thing.
It's one hundred and eight degrees outsideright now, so I'm trying to stay
inside is as much as I canto uh not overheat my pool. It's
(04:15):
great, but one hundred and eightoutside means the concrete as a hundred twelve,
and I want to sit on theconcrete. The hurricane, the hurricane
didn't happen. It happened out inthe ocean. We got like tropical storm
Hillary. Yeah, it did nothing. We just got a bunch of rain
and uh yeah, we didn't evenget wind where I'm at exactly. Yeah,
exactly. It was basically all mypeople were saying. It was just
(04:38):
welcomed moisture. That was all.It wasn't much of anything to speak about
to be called the hurricane. Yeah, it was like the winds that always
come down through the same area withjust water instead of so yeah, nothing
big. But we survived that andthe earthquake, so I mean, yeah,
that was the same. That's that'sthe bump in the road, well
(05:01):
speedball. At least we don't haveto plan for our natural disasters. Usually
usually it's an earthquake or a shooting, which is really sad, or the
or the bump fights, not bumpfights, but the fights in the mall.
That that mall is literally like Ithought that was by Orchard Hills right
(05:23):
right right here. Yeah, Iwas like, what is wrong with people?
Man? Right? Yeah? Thatwas crazy, dude. They issued
something saying that your kids are gonnahave to wear id if they're going to
be in there under the age ofeighteen, So they have to wear a
sticker or something when they go in. She's get them at You're gonna put
people at the door to do that. I mean, how the hell are
(05:44):
you gonna do that? Here?Malls have active security. Though they have
security or is active. I meanwhen I was a young mall rat before,
you know, in the days theycould, they would tell us we
were too deep. So if wewere more than two people side shoulder to
shoulder walking down a mall aisle,they told us we had to break up.
(06:05):
Wow, this is mid nineties,y'all. So I could imagine now
in the in the world that we'reliving in now, with all of these
random occurrences, with people with andwith firearms, with the shoes in their
head that they need to work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
you know it's just wild. Youknow, people are all out here and
(06:26):
frustrated. And now this is Imean not that it's new by any stretcher
to work because you know, seasonality. In the seventies it was like this
too. Me and my wife talkedabout this right now because I'm I'm not
kid, right. The seventies wasbuck wild. The year that I was
born was the most buck wild yearin the seventies you could ever imagine,
Son of Sam all kind of wildshit, and they were killing everybody.
So it's like a cycle. Itcomes back around, but it's still sad.
(06:47):
Nonetheless, man, satisfuck is whatit is. So what's up with
you, homie? What's new?Tell the people? But where where the
fucking and Nana's big homies been forthe last eight months? From looking at
his make sure he's hanging out andsomeone's really acgenated office, because there's somebody
grip behind you. I feel likeyou're in a You're in a fern or
something. That's the homies right there. That's good. That's good. Well,
(07:13):
you know what, I'm sitting herebasically looking like looking like a homie
Humida door sitting here. So Imean like I'm setting myself up to be
like I'm a cigar and to humidifyit. And I'm just stup in there,
chilling between two ferns anyway you wantto slice it up. I'm trying
(07:34):
to get into a place of zin. I mean, I did not know
that speaking of summer, summer,Sam and all that, but I didn't
know the sumone was gonna be thiswild. The summer was wild for your
boy, you know. I meana little family issues and all that is
which led me back to the crib, you know, I mean to kind
of find out what was going onand hand to the pruning of the family
(07:57):
tree. Unfortunately, and uh uhI lost my grandmother and uh so I
was I had to go take careof a few things. So it was,
yeah, super unfortunate. But whenyou think about it, a woman
who lived to be ninety years old. Ain't nothing sad about that. You
know, we talk, we thinkabout all the time though when we hear
about these tragedies, we was justtalking them, all right, And then
(08:18):
you think about thesest people lives cut. Sure, this woman got the chance
to live her life to the fullestall the way, enough to bless me
enough with the lessons to hold downto my kids. So I ain't got
nothing. But you know, Imean admiration and slim you know, you
know what, dude, who knowshow much you know what I'm saying.
My grandmother you know what I'm saying, holes with me and you know,
and walks for me every day,you know what I'm saying, So without
(08:39):
even knowing her, you know,you know, So yeah, you know,
it's it's wild though, so uhand with all of that comes legal
probably words that the homie was unfamiliarwith. But always you know, I
mean knowledgeable enough to find these thingsout. So of course that has been
an experience as well, but it'sa pleasant distraction with all the other medical
(09:03):
ship to that, yeah I mean, and all of that, yeah you
know, I mean still is hobblingaround here like Herman Munster Slash either the
Bone List if you watch Vikings,Yo, it's bad yo. So and
I'm trying not to be doped up. And I ain't even gonna lie to
you home. I'd elevated myself fromgummies. Man, I need something more
(09:24):
direct than that, since it doeswork instead of these opioid business this opioid
business, right, I got it. Hey, you know what, man,
Hey, I ain't even I ain'teven mad, you know what I
mean? You know how it's theflashback to the nineties, you know what
I'm saying. I was like boneBones, smoke out, Buddha lovers,
all that shit back in the day. Then I stopped, straightened up like
a real man, shouldn't handle thisbusiness, had a family all that.
(09:46):
But now I'm hurt, you knowwhat I'm saying. So I'm in there
vaporing mynas all yo, yes,said, And I'm not playing with you,
So I gotta step find a wayto h to alleviate the pain and
all of this, but staying inthe same mind frame, you know what
I mean. I'm I'm in cahootswith mister Michael Bloomberg right now, so
we're I'm trying to get my businessdegree as well, uh, through watching
business degree. Tell this motherfucker said, I get my business degree. Yo,
(10:15):
I'm looking. Come on, whatdo they say ten thousand hours?
Ten thousand hours isn't really that longif you really think about it. So
I've been safe for three years,three years of watching Bloomberg. I'm telling
you us spending more class business andtime and business class than than wait,
hold on, if we do somemore. Ten thousand hours were professional so
you know the thing where you haveenough savvy to be able to do a
(10:35):
job out the outlier. I'm aprofessional Marvel Marvel and Star Wars movie addict
that you are already and yo,and and at the same time, we'll
still get caught up with stuff wedon't know. So it's ever evolving,
especially now I'll be trying to tellthese kids now, I mean, Krishna
was the business. High school kids, y'all change the game, yo,
(10:58):
High school kids change and the gamefor you because you see your life revolve
in your face. Y'all you remembersecond period, third period because your kids
is talking about it again and you'relike, what the hell does that been?
Y'll back to the future. What'sup, Doc Brown? I did
they make us pick Spanish names inSpanish class? That is so messed up?
(11:20):
Right now, there's no way,there's no way that happens anymore.
Right, what name did you pick? Jason? Oh? Man? I
know it started with the J Ithink I was Jose. Really my first
year I was Luis, but afterthat I was like, I want to
be Essay. She let me.Yeah, no, it's totally racist.
I don't know how I survived highschool man, Southern California was real though
(11:43):
I was. I was Lorenzo andto all the boys off in there,
I was at Romano and then andthe teacher we had a cool last teacher,
missus Senor, and uh you watchthat came to the name so quick,
hey, real quick. She traumatizedme what she taught me a lot
of Spanish at the same time.But Mahomie in there. His name was
(12:07):
also that's how no special age andalso shout out to that special agent.
Oh so huh b well, goodside. Hey, No, I'm glad
that what we call the ice coldopening, right, is that what we
call it ice cold opening? Imean this open, this one is ice
(12:28):
cold because I mean it's been sittingin the deep freezer for months, right,
It's like one of those package ofreal free single What the hell is
this? And you got to befrosted to find out what it is?
This is the defrosting process right here, where do frosting to find out what?
You know? What the you knowwhat? The fucked up thing about
the whole defrosting process that we justdid was though, knock on wood,
(12:50):
yeah, learns there was no fuckingtechnical difficulties. Can you believe that?
Ship? Can you believe that thatwe did make sure we didn't get no
technical difficulties? You know why though, I'll tell you why right now,
because we have the man, themyth legend, the producer Dylan with us
right now, Chris Donovan, whomakes this all the magic happen up in
(13:11):
here. So you know that's that'sabout what it's about. So yeah,
that was pretty dumpe It looks prettygood right now. Like I got a
look at that. I think weall look at it. I think all
three of us have a pretty niceset up right now. I mean this
is a full level of Hey,we got we got we got Chris the
real set up, we got Sticksthe real setup, and we got Homie
(13:35):
with the anonymous set up down here. What's what else? Can you?
Would you expect studio because all thegreen you're breathing, all that in homies
in homies in studio be because thisfucking old hobbledask can't make it up the
damn stairs to get to the otherroom, to the office. You know
what, you know what's funny?I just said today? Am I to
(13:58):
the point to where I gotta havewho stashes upstairs stash and a downstairs stash
already when we move deer already puta refrigerator up here. So yeah,
I mean that was number one.But do I gotta have like my pills
downstairs and upstairs for the lazy one? I gotta have one story crush downstairs.
(14:18):
Yes I do, Yes, Ido. Buy a one story and
you put it all in one place. No, I have a one story
and I have more than one stash, So get down grade, upstairs or
downstairs, don't matter. I'd say, make a separate spot, just gets
just get it where the walker canget you to and frow the corridors and
(14:39):
you're their brother. Yea death becomeswith the old lady that had the little
mechanical joint that hit the on thespiral staircase, the chair on the spiral
staircase. I'm not to that point. It will never get to life alert,
it will never get to rascal scooter. It will never I'm telling you
(15:03):
all of these things. I'm toocool for all of these things right now,
right now, when they happen,rewind this, because I'm gonna be
following all over the place. I'mbe refusing to do all of it.
I mean I refused to do allof it. Now. I don't think
it'll be a rascal, probably messingeverything else up by not using I was
(15:24):
gonna say, I think it wasgonna be. I don't think it's gonna
be a rascal. I think it'sgonna be some sort of go cart that's
altered to just hold you in place. I tell the kids, I'm gonna
get a side by and a vestpak, get a motorcycle with a side car.
So that's what words. Yeah,well, I don't need a side
part because anybody gonna get that damnthing. As I say, the kids
(15:46):
will be driving you soon they getyou a side car. You be correct,
though, Yeah say slam. You'vealready seen a video pick up on
in the same and get after it. Learned this right now because I'm already
ten hunt. I need rice goget a bag from the store. Hey,
(16:08):
uh dude, again, this isawesome. Appreciate appreciate Chris joining us.
So you know, hey, wegot, we got. We're gonna
keep this short, short and sweetfor everyone. I want to wait for
Chris to get back because I knowhe has something to I know he saw
this and I know he has somethingto say about this thing I want to
talk about real quick. But beforewe do that, you know, I
(16:30):
want to make sure everybody remember remembersto subscribe, rate, and review on
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(16:51):
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man Chris Donovan at Chris Underscore.Oh Donovan, I believe I might have
(17:12):
sucked that up, Chris, youmight have to edit that one. Uh
so, hey, Chris, areyou still there? Oh? Oh,
always there in the air, youknow. I think I think he bounced,
but what I mean, Hey,no, I wanted to bring this
up to you before I know you. I know you gotta jump off,
but hey, I wanted to seeand I know you saw this the NASCAR
(17:33):
race on on on Was this Saturdaynight? Yeah? It was Saturday after
Saturday, Yeah, Saturday night thewreck bro bro. Yeah, I was
pissed off. I didn't get tosee it live, but I was wild.
He's barreled rolled in everything. Itwas like an old school record.
Would have been one of those uhones where you wouldn't have walked away from
if that was back in the dayand now, just the like that was
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near the end of the race,there was already a giant wreck before were
somebody te bowing? That was theone that ar same style Dale Earnhardt style,
right, and yep, yeah thatthat rollover, bro, that was
wild and nuts. Dude, hemust have flipped forty seven times at that
point. He probably passed out right, Like he's sitting there. Look,
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just don't know what's going on anymore, right, you know, And like
I don't think he did, Dude, I think I think that a the
whole time. You've been a magicmountain before Christ and they're that bad now
because I didn't want to get onone, they're that bad. Oh shit,
No, it was pretty narly.I I always liked the superspeedways because
that's always kind of a factor thatcould happen. You never really wanted to
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happen that bad because that was prettygnarly. We'd like to see some of
the accidents. I mean, Ithink Blainey was the first one that got
the one that headed on the walland he was shook up. You could
see him going, I just I'mI'm tired. That's pretty much. I'm
gonna tell you like this, Igot I'm gonna tell you have flashbacks,
and I got flashbacks and thirty yearsago, nineteen ninety two. I probably
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saw it like in ninety three FreeJack. You remember Free Jack, Mick
Jagger shot out to Mick Jagger stillgot the moves, you know what I'm
saying. But anyway, in thatmovie, there was a crash where dude
got airborne and did that same barrelroll into the overhead the bridge, the
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walkover. But see, the onlything it was not there was not the
bridge. But that was the firstthing that popped into my head, yo.
And that is crazy that these dudestill dude is with the level of
precision that they do to live.Now you think about it happens once in
a while, right, and it'ssomething wild and it turns our face up,
but they live every week. Yo. Pros you guys are talking about
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the carnival rides or whatever those thingsare called. It the Disney World,
the Magic Mountain and all that.But the Hans device that they have now
after her, after the Dale Earnhardtssocks, all that fool did was just
he was stuck there like he wasin that little circle of loopy doopy day
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where you just go straight up anddown and like you can't move, You're
just sitting there, You're you're notgoing anywhere. You're literally strapped in your
head's not moving like this, andshit, I would have vomited everywhere for
sure. Ye, that motherfucker.That's that's a that's a good analogy though
(20:30):
with the overhead uh the overhead shoulderharnesses that they put in on all the
bolsters. And I'm telling you,I feel so free with that no hands,
because there I feel like there's noway I'm popping out. So imagine
a Hans device knowing that not onlyare you potentially you can pop out,
but you don't have to be Christopherree no, he don't. You also
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have to control yourself and go twohundred miles an hour in an oval.
So on top just trying to notcrash, You're going, you know,
all this stuff is happening, andthen as soon as something happens, you
can't do anything about it. Youjust definitely you wake up or whatever happens.
It's so gnarly. The crash isone of the biggest crash is probably
a NASCAR in the last five years. Yeah, and you know they put
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in those new they put in thosenew devices or on the cars where they
have the braces on the driver's sideand the passer's side, which literally there's
no room anyways for the car toeven touch the ground because it's like a
half an inch, and they putthe braces in there where they're not supposed
to roll over. But then theyalso put the flaps on the hood and
the flaps on the back, andthe cars they're not they're they're not,
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like I said, to help themfrom stop rolling. However, when you
hit that dirt and you fucking fliponce, bro, it's all over.
Chris said then that Chris just game. That was the funniest thing. Though.
You go in there, it's likeyou're in there and it's just like
a show, and hopefully you justwake up right and at the end of
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it and everybody wakes you up andsay that you're alive year in one piece.
It reminds me of when I gota call in Oscar. I'm not
sure how to follow that up.Are you gonna follow this up home?
You're just gonna leave it there.This is your show. I'm gonna have
to step up. I'm just feelwhat he's I feel, I feel what
(22:26):
he's talking about. You just wakeup and you just hope that everything is
together. You feel what I'm saying. There were no there were no crashes
or violations back there, you knowwhat I mean, and things like this.
Yeah, you just hope that everythingis still in operating order once you
wake up, which and take yourhowns device off. You feel what I'm
saying. You know what the sadthing is, I don't feel what you're
(22:48):
saying, but I understand what you'resaying. And I think my ask,
no pun intended is probably in thatstage of where I need to get one
of those done. But that isTV. Everybody need to get one though,
for real, though, I hope, Hey we got we got a
few more minutes left here. Whatwe got we got, you know,
(23:08):
not a few, but we gota song. But uh hey, let's
just chop it up real quick andjust talk about a few sports other sports
related ship that we got going on, and then we'll, you know,
figure out the rest of the weekoffline or whatever. But you know,
we just want to get back tothe people, get back on it,
and get back in the game herebecause its been a while. We miss
(23:30):
it. We all miss uh misstalking sports and hanging out and being able
to us talk, you know too. So and plus my family is not
trying to hear from me who gotcut from the fifty three man lists from
the RAMS today, So therefore Ihad to get back on Yeah, I
mean, yeah, you need tobecause they over all of this ship.
(23:51):
Yeah, you need to. Youneed to talk to people who care,
the people who have missed us forthe last few months, you know that
are waiting for the sports fixed withsticks in now it's been homie to get
back in the game. You know, our Twitter feeds, our inboxes,
our dms. Bro you've seen thedms. Oh my goodness, gracious,
I can't even tell you how manydms there are out there. Bro.
(24:15):
There since since we did this,there's like new social media and then there's
social media transformation happening, right,and so everybody knows you will will remind
y'all where to catch up with us, and we probably don't even know where
to catch up. If you tryto go old school portals, the legacy
(24:36):
portals, I'm pretty sure it getsyou to the right spot. You know
the name, you know the face, you know the game, you know
the place where the fuck is MySpaceat when you need it. Hey,
life was somewhat simple, even thoughI never had one, though, but
it seemed like everything was so simpleand nobody was so simple. First,
let's get to it. I mean, hey, you know, hey,
(24:59):
you you your girlfriend dumpshure, youcan drop her off the top eight.
You know the terms. These areterms that I used to fear that I
did not know nothing about because Idid not have one of these accountants.
But I know that the value ofwhat was going on with these terms,
and it was very important to peopleand our sense. There was a change
in the force at that time.And thus here we are today with the
(25:23):
NFL coming out of sideways rolling ushardcore, acting like Debo, like they
just slapped us, and then walkthrough the hood and slap the next person
with this script commercial that they knoweverybody been talking about this this whole time,
So this is going to be theNFL put that ship out bro exactly
(25:45):
exactly. And it's the most beautiful, heavy homey style troll I've ever seen
in my life. I love itbecause you know, there's I've already seen
a couple of different varieties of it. I've already seen a DK flip I
sent you that has not been airedon TV that I saw it yet that
was on the internet. Yeah,yeah, you know what I'm saying.
(26:06):
And then so I know that there'sgonna be a whole they did a whole
bunch more of these. Now,imagine when some of this bullshit starts the
real quick, I don't want tocut you off, but real quick.
It's like the NFL Wow fucking threesixty commercial or what was the commercial where
they had all the stars and theydid the Super Bowl commercial where they're like
(26:26):
Peyton Manning and that and and andMarshawn Lanche wrote he has the ball,
fumbles the ball or doesn't get theball or some shit whatever that is.
It's all the same based stuff.But now they're buying into the script and
they're buying into the the shenanigans thatthey already know that they build. And
they're like, hey, try tothrow you off. They hear the way
(26:49):
they've they've heard Sports Fix and Sticksfor the last two years calling these motherfuckers
out well, I mean it's it'sit's clearly been out it's been out there
now that see. The problem nowis the last thing that we were talking
about. And if y'all were tunedin, then you zoomed in. But
what what happened was we've been tellingyou that once the Khuls happened with gambling,
(27:12):
you can't you can Now you're talkingabout criminality that you've never seen,
and you've got compliance that's necessary forgambling that you have never been accountable for.
So you can't be trolling people withstuff like this because now once people
start losing money, they're gonna startasking questions, do you want to see
a federal inquiry, congressional inquiry intoNFL game outcomes like they did Vince McMahon
(27:38):
with the WWE uh you know,steroid accusations. This is probably where we're
headed, yell, because when thepeople start losing money, they're gonna be
a lot of people complaining and thesecompanies are gonna go, well, uh,
that's them. So you can't trollpeople like this. They gotta that's
they gotta chill out. Yell.It's funny. I loved it because they
(28:03):
because if even if it's all chanceright, something is gonna happen this year,
that's gonna make somebody go wait aminute. Back they were talking about
they talked about a last second scenarioin that commercial that could very well happen,
Oh they did. What do youwant to tell the people now?
You want to hold off till tomorrowor next nah? I mean, look,
(28:25):
we're gonna last everybody up. Thisis all. This is all pre
games. I mean, because weain't even about hard knocks. I mean
there's a I mean, you don'teven know who slept there in Rogers yet,
you know what I'm saying that outAnd you don't even know that Eminem
got cut. You don't even knowthat b Rabbit got cut. Oh my
(28:45):
god. See, there's so muchstuff to These are all teasers that's coming
out, and everybody that knows isgonna know because today Tuesday was the fifty
three man roster day. So nowyou know we saw what three weeks were
at the pre game. Now,Homies is in rare form. Now we're
talking about football. We ain't playinggames now and all these other fancy as
boar. We're talking a real dealholy Field, biting years all that shit.
(29:08):
Well, anyway, we can't talkabout Dan Campbell because we know what
time it is with the Lions.But we've been prepared. We didn't had
draft, We've had all the prepnow and you ain't heard us say a
damn thing. But guess what,Oh yeah, it's going down. So
yeah, we got a lot ofopinions. Right, yeah, well you
know what else? You know whatelse we could talk about this week?
(29:30):
What we could talk about right nowactually, because it's just a short and
sweet sag. You know, we'rewe're gonna always bring you the over under.
We're gonna bring you the over underteam totals, uh this week sometime
because I know we have a coupleof dark horses in there. We should
definitely do that like we always do. For sure, we'll definitely bring that
back. We already talked about thescriptwriters, you know, are are what
(29:55):
we started last last year. Wetalked a lot about the qb ones.
Who the hell's a QB one anywhere? These days? Evidently you only need
one. It doesn't matter if it'sa QB one or a QB because you
don't need any other backups. Evidently, with the roster cuts you talked about
(30:15):
today, you just out there.You just throw anybody out there. And
if you're Arizona you might need noquarterback. You've take a year off from
quarterbacking. How about that? Justwildcat fired up, let's go old Dulphin
style or some shit homie hometown playsof the week. We can't forget about
those. I know they all missedthe homie hometown plays of the week.
(30:38):
And look this time, I'm tellingyou, this time we have it's gonna
be formatted in a way to whereit is not a shot in the dark,
you know what I mean. Wegotta give somebody. I think that
we should give people something that canbe played somewhere, not a statistic or
something. Because we played around withstatistics. I say we take it a
(31:00):
bit further and give something somebody thatcould be played somewhere just on the strength
that we can track. I gotyou. Hey, you know what,
I'm glad you brought that up.UH a little off subject, but back
to the gambling news. Your boy'sbeen on a heater here the last couple
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of weeks here, you know,just up about what eight units, eight
eight and a half units, ninealmost nine units the last two weeks.
I'll take that every day of themonth. That's just a p that's a
pre game. And that MLB andlast year in uh in NFL, you
(31:41):
know, we get wild in NFL. Though, we get wild, you
know, we play. We doour best to get the best numbers and
get the best lines, and andbreak it down by game and break it
down by half, you know,so you know, we get a little
wild out there, so you know, it ends up and it ends up
hurting us sometimes, but it endsup being very well sometimes. But real
(32:04):
is real. We don't always getthe best line that's available and out there.
We will tell you what's out there. You need to go to your
own personal marketplace where if you dobusiness, and make sure that you peep
out the scene and be a responsibleindividual and make sure you do the numbers.
And we'll try to be more preciseby telling you where you should get
in that. And if it's this, stayed the hell out of there.
(32:25):
And this is just for you know, entertainment purposes for that, And we
ain't professionals. We just having funour damn self though. But if I
hit damn it, I'm gonna feellike a professional exc And you know,
we were talking about quarterbacks real quick. I can't be hard missed to put
this out. I put this inour notes, I don't know about a
month ago, speaking at quarterbacks.Old man Rivers are expecting his tenth child,
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bro, what of course he is. Damn hell's he? He really
is starting a football team. Hewas already got coaching. It doesn't matter,
matter all. It is nothing elseto do. That was it.
He just needed to be at homeand then it happened. That was it.
But yo, man, I'm tellingyou, it's just it's gonna be
a game because there's so many newfaces that are gonna be hot that people
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haven't heard of. My boy Samhow yo, you know, I'm saying
Dalvin Cooks over there with these withthis gaggle of dream to trying to make
it happen in New York, I'msaying, and mad life with the Jets
trying to make this thing happen witha young group and an old group mixed
together. Reminds me of the Lakerswith Kobe at Carmelon and Gary Payton.
(33:30):
I don't know if it's gonna work. I don't know, but it's a
lot of dudes over there yet,Bobby Trees is all in a weird place.
Man. I need to get howmany rookie quarterbacks starting right now?
I mean there's so many new faces. Reckon that I can't remember his name
right now. No, but thedude in Arizona. Yo, that's gonna
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start. I can't believe that dude'sgonna start. I can't. He has
a tune. Yeah, that dude'sgoing to start. Okay, And then
you've got I'm man Sam. Howlike I mentioned, you got Anthony Richardson.
He is about to He's just gonnaget the reins and they're just gonna
let him go because it's not goingto be be pretty for him neither.
What's going to remind me him?What he's going to remind me? And
(34:14):
his situation is going to remind meof, especially if Jat gets traded out
of there, it's gonna get It'sgonna remind me of that bad situation that
Cam Newton had in Carolina where itwas justin before he got it together,
(34:34):
before they got anybody, before theymade the Super Bowl run, it was
just him and it was just him. Okay, and it's not and it's
not gonna look good and you can'twin an ny DP like that. You
could just be a big dude andyou can and what happens is it messes
up your skill set because you don'thave the stuff around you. But good
thing Indianapolis work real hard, youknow what I'm saying. On the old
line, and they can still runit even without JT. And you got
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Michael in there, so I mean, they don't have to be a wild
it's just gonna be bad. Imean. So your boy Bobo made the
team. Though, shout out tomy man, Bobo. Man, that's
my favorite Sea player of all timeright there, Bobo. I just like,
I just like the name, anduh, I don't he's gonna be
on special teams. Clearly, he'snot about to be out there running routes
(35:21):
like scronic, but uh, he'sgonna be on special teams. But shout
out. That's one of those storieswhere you'd like to see a young dude
make a team, you know whatI'm saying, Like like hard knocks,
I always talk about the young catthat makes the team. Yep, that's
the Seahawks guy right there, Bobo. Shout out to him from making a
team. You know, Jimmy Grahamis stealing a spot from a young girl.
Yo. Jimmy Graham acts like henever laughed, but he can't even
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walk the streets of LA without gettingpeople a little inebriated or not a little
better. Did we find out whetherhe was hammered or see. That's what
I'm saying that I don't know,but that's like that guy playing me anywhere
in a freaking plane. I'll tellyou that much. My fucker ahead says
it's they try to cover it upwith the seizure information or some shit.
(36:04):
Nah, bro, he was definitelyinebriated back in the league, hasn't been
in a couple of years. He'sout there fucking around having a good time,
and I mean he I don't knowwhy, because there was a chance
he couldn't have made the team though, so I don't know why he would
be folly. I don't know ifhe got legasbd huh tbd. I don't
(36:25):
know if he made the cut ornot heard. I heard he made it
and they holding on to tast thembecause of the dual access. The one
kid that's the real juwan, someJuwan Johnson, Joan Jackson, he's a
legit tight end. And then theyhad two other young dudes and him,
and I think one of the youngdudes made it and and they added him.
(36:49):
So hold on, let me seeif though Sean bas pro let me
get will LUTs though they he don'twant will Us Sean Payton does. Let's
make a trade. He does onWillows because he knows that it's a field
(37:10):
goal city over there. Never now, Yo, I'm telling you, dog,
do you feel sad for him inany kind of way now that you
see Denver going down? I mean, I'm telling you this boy is bad,
and I'm telling you Peyton is gonnashow the world that this boy was
bad and he was being carried bya defense doll whole time up here.
(37:31):
It's gonna be a a rude awakeningfor all our dep three around there.
I was trying to look real quick, is it still Trevor Simeon? No,
it's not Trevor Simeon. Is itWell backing him up? Yeah?
They got they have a they haveanother dude, Trevor Simion plan for somebody
else, I think. But yeah. And Jerry Judy, I think he
(37:54):
just caught a serious injury. Outfor the season, so I mean out
for the season. List was actuallysurprisingly short during preseason for me, because
I thought the list was gonna belong this time. Cooper Cup was up
and back real quick, and theother kid was up and back. Jalen
Ramsey still out for them even andhe just got traded. But you know
they'll gain no loss with that situation. But I'm telling me, it's gonna
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be focal these stories. And youknow what, these stories are gonna be
coming all week. And you knowwhat if everybody, we appreciate you get
making it this far. But youknow what, we haven't even talked about
the best team in baseball. Andwe saved that for a certain reason because
we'll be talking about the Seattle Mariners. Everybody's America's team, Seattle Mariners later
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this week sometime as long as wego, when we go along with everything
else. So hey, we appreciatey'all, Thank you very much. We're
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