Episode 222: The Notorious P.E.G.

In this episode, the team discuss infidelity in realtionships, Nasty 90's R&B and much more!!!! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, women was bad. Vanessa Williams me along, Well.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Women were batter Actually women were bad in the nineties
because it was natural, supernatural. Everything was like natural, like
all of that fake ship, none of that, none of that,
none of that was flying.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But yo, listen, Ye Dash, Tyra Banks, Nigga along fucking
uh who else nigga? Jasmine Guy in her day, Jasmine Guy.
Years have not been good. Have you seen her? She
looked rough ship how Whitley not looking good? You know

(00:38):
what it is? She's half white, all the white side
of another one like that Lark Vorhees from Stay by
the Voye's.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think that I think she got something.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Everybody want to bring it up. It's mental. She got
bipolar syndrum. You look, she got like depression or some ship.
Stacy Dash got mental problems too. Oh, Stacy Dash. She
remember when she was Republican for a week. That was rough.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
She didn't know DMX like a year later.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, she started crying on camera about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That was crazy. Yeah, I mean, but it's very few.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I mean, listen, people get older, bro, So I don't
expect you to be but I don't expect you to
go full Vivica.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Fox I actually love your hot take that you just said,
the half whites as they get older, the white take
over because Mariah Carey, to Mariah Carey ain't bad no more,
she was super bad in her day.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Well she know she don't look as bad. But listen,
it's some fully black women where just.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh, I know I heard you mentioned Fox and one
more Broo Leila roseeawan, bro she'sus Why don't Why don't
I know that name? Leila Shawn? And she was and
she was sunshine and uh oh she's bad, she's rough.
Now have you seen her?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Bro was?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
She was right there with who's the other girl from Robin?
Robin Givens? She was you held up Robin? Fine, you know,
held up? Of course, Halle held up. Holly is probably
she's probably the god, the goddess of this. How is
she the ugly quiet girl in Boomerang? Like the one

(02:15):
that Mark always thought Halley was bad than Robin. Yeah, like,
but it's like, oh, I can't look at you.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
She was a bad crackhead and losing Isaiah.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
She was a bad crackhead. She was a bad I'll
be seeing bad crackheads every now and again. I'll be
seeing the crackheads, and I'm like, I'm not risk it.
At some point all crackheads were all of them, but
they were bad. They were somebody.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah they had saying your crackhead, don't automatically mean you're
gonna be ugly.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The thing about a female crackhead is all she needed
is too good baths and she's back to good. She's
back to normal again. I would have started falling out
and start getting bad. You know, when I say crackhead,
I mean homeless. I just I equiplate the crackheads in
the home. So what's that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Listen, y'all, let's introduce the show and then we're gonna
get back to the bullshit.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
All right, you got your Pokemon car working.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
This is funny Pokemon car Yoh yeah, we go. We've
been recording. All right, man, Welcome back to two hundred Wow.
Welcome back to episode two hundred and twenty two of
the Old Jokes Aside Podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'm your host Will Mills aka King.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Dirt back and joining me back, of course, is our beautiful,
illustrious co host Ray aka Honey j aka The Green
Eye Band that Can't Stand It ak a new pop
pop Paul Boy Chicken sandwich right now only time by
AKA to female Michael Eely, Michelle Eely, Michelle Eely is

(03:44):
crazy AKA dimples.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You know, I just you know what.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I realized what you look like and it just hit me,
Oh shit, what is her name? She looked and she
played in eaves BYU.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Are you talking about uh this journey smole A.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, she has the dimples and everything. When she was,
she was the mother. She was Omar E's mother on
Loving Basketball. Okay, you don't talk about about she looked
like that.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
She could be her mom. Brohm, you know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, I know you're talking about she was. She was
Angie on on My Children.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Do you know that?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because my mother used to watch Hey, when you stay
home from school and you started watching moms was watching
General Hospital, All my Children, Passions with the midget yo
and then every once in a while she'll flip over
the doctor Quinn Medicine woman. I watched it. Yeah, I
watched a little Doctor Quinn. Every day he's sleeping on
Doctor Quinn Medicine, Nigga. We didn't have cable in my house,

(04:42):
so we watched Touch by an Angel, Doctor Quinn Touched
by Angel with del Reice was in there. Yeah, doctor
Quinn medicine woman, and we watched a little seventh Heaven
every now and again. When you know who grew up
to be bad? Jessica Bi No Ruby, Rudy Ruby, the
youngest was her name? Her name wasn't really it was Ruby. No,

(05:02):
it wasn't really it was Ruby. Her name wasn't Ruby.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Also, welcome back to my other, illustriot, illustrious, my other.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, I'm illustrious and beautiful, my stocky co host Kevin
Dean a k A. Fall Seven, Kevin a k A d.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Cal Risian over Orlando a ka motherfucking Wanya down on
Ben Didney aka Motown Phillies back again doing the little
East Coast Swing for aka.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
AKA. I knew about it, but I just seen her
name was What did you say? Her name name is
Ruby on the show. Her name is Ruthie. Ruthie Ruthie Camden.
I mean, yeah, he's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hey, guys, what's I'm It's a character from Lando col
Risian from Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Billy D. Williams was Land Lando col Risian was uh
an Empire strikes back. He was the nigga who lived
in Cloud was He wasn't a pimp. But he just
ran the city. He had all the connections. He was
Han Solo's best friend.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
He's a fun fact. I know it was a pimp
and I never knew this ship.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I thought he was one of the most like like
like uh high end stature, like regal dudes. And you
hear him talk, the motherfuckers sound like superfly Miles Davis.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh, Miles, it was a pimp in real life. Bro,
you never heard him talk.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I dated a pimp before. Really, I didn't work for
I didn't know he was a pimp. I didn't work
for him. So he was like a pimp slash like
dough boy.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, and so at one. Have you dated a lot
of dope boys in your life? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Also, MILET. Davis got big church lady here, he got
big time church lady. Very very very ugly man. But
y'all know who Miles Davis is.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, of course he's a musician, like one of the
best musicians of all time, like history. But if you
ever heard him talk, bro, he looked like he beat.
I didn't know, he said. Don't did like this. Listen
to this ship, bro, We're gonna get back to what
you're talking about is that Miles Davis or Ike Turner

(07:12):
and the way he broke it down. It's even pimp lingo, Bro,
I was chilling.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Trug use, I was chilling trug I use trunks.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
This is like the end of his life, but every
day it gets.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
The niggas sound like whispers from fucking huddling.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Ye bad things like.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Here we go?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Are you were on while you had to have it?
He did a lot of bad things. I think you
said you were pimping for a while.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Is that bad? Right?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
I made a judgmental word, and I shouldn't. You did
a lot of things different than.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Listen.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Girls used to come and see me, right wares protestutes
old girls I didn't have.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
To make love to. They wanted me to take them out.
All I would do is say, I don't have any money.
You want me to take your card? So they give
me a couple of dollars a night. Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's the most pimpshit ever heard of my life. So
that was so gay, so well articulated. They wanted me
to take them out, but I just tell them mightn't
have no money, so they would go get the money
and just give you.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's some pimp as.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
That's essentially what pimping is. You know what, though pimps
are cowards, bro, how you figure all? Right?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I never respected pimps like I got a home.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
He was a pimp. And it also, like I'm not
gonna say, I always get myself in trouble.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I dealt with a girl who wanted to sell pussy, okay,
and she asked me to man it. But I saw
how she wants you to be the muscle. I guess
she wanted to report back to me, but this is
what she wanted to do. I like, I wasn't motivated
to do it. I didn't give a fuck. This isn't
your idea. Definitely wasn't my deal. So she would come

(09:26):
back after she did a thing and she would be
tired and bruised.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Bro. I would feel terrible, bro.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
And I'm like, if you don't have compassion like to
be in order to be a pimp, you got to
be a heartless motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
You ever read an Iceberg Slims book? Oh for sure?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like to for you to
lack compassion for human I understand the drug game, right,
because most drug dealers don't have to be influenced, maybe
the beginning, but most drug addicts they kind of want it,
whether they're addicted or not. You can ignore the fact
that the addiction is the disease because they're they're coming
to you and buying it from you. But same sex,

(10:07):
No but holes. You got to push them like they
You got to motivate them. Could think about it. What
women really want to be outside doing that? Like she
wants this is what she wants to do with her life.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Some women do want to do that. It's an easy
it's a quick easy uh like money, money grabbing.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
You're not talking about them because we got a new
age type of holes out here.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
We got only fans. We got there is a girl
with the mentality of like, yo, I'm gonna fuck anyway.
I like fucking, it feels good. Why not?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Why not get paid for it? If you look good enough,
you don't got to give up no pussy. Sure you
could just go on only fans a lot of or show.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Your feet a.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Lot of.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't talk about the girls that's outside selling pussy
for actively.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
There's some bad bitches outside walking the streets selling pussy.
Where bro, One time I walked down or I was
driving down OBT, I was. I was. I was driving
home and I seen the thickest BBL bitch I've ever
seen in my life, Dominican bitch, big titties, big ass,
half ass hanging out. And I was like, this is crazy.

(11:10):
There's no probably not bad though. She just got a
fat ass No the face, the face was crazy. I stopped.
I stopped the interview.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
It must be a drug addict. Maybe I stopped. I
pulled over. I had questions this twenty twenty four. They
don't got to do that no more, Bro, they don't
got to leave it house. It wasn't twenty twenty four
that this happened either. This is a couple of years ago.
But even still, Bro, I talked to her.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
She was a smart girl. I had a good head
on her shoulders. He didn't. She didn't seem cracked out
or nothing. I fucked, Oh this nigga. Fuck. I wasn't
gonna notp fuck. You know what's crazy. I've never bro.
I don't even like shrip clubs. Bro. Oh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's not really for me. I don't like we was
in a shrip club to go.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't like.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I'll dabble here and it's like I'm here, I feel
the girls is surrounding us. I gotta get a bitch something.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah. One, it's like sitting at a bar and not
get a drink. I feel like I'm inconvenient because this
is your job. This is your job, and you know,
I got a reputation maintained. I ain't about to make
you think of some broke ass sniggas, right, But I'm
also desensitized to it. I'm not horny or excited at all.
As the naked girls are. Strippers are kind of played out. Yeah,
the bottle girls on the bottle girls are the baddest one,

(12:19):
and the strippers. The strippers always feel like they begging,
like when they come over to you and talk to
you them like, I'm turned off by the fact that, like,
I know you're soliciting you, like you're soliciting yourself to
me for money, and I know I'm not gonna fuck you.
So it was really it's kind of a waste of
my time.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm more impressed, like the really good strippers. They can't dance,
they look really good and they got a dope personality.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I want you to sip inside me. Talk to me,
lie to me, engage me for a second, and then
maybe give me the neck massage. That's how you get
my money. You getting my money if you start giving
me the good neck massage.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I'm like, all right, here's sixty dollars of my time.
Here's let me tell you something, dude, it's level to
the strip club. Shit, bro, ship clubs. These chicks are
so bad. Bro, don't go in there with less than
two three brazy. Oh No, drug dealers and d boys
have ruined the strip club. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta
really like if you go, if you go to like
kod Or or one of them shit's in Atlanta, Bro,
you gotta come correct bro.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Like Bro, all the rappers are hanging out there every weekend.
She's niggas got ten bands just to throw chicks as here, nigga.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You see what they look like, bro, Yeah, these bitches
look like they they lived there, Like they can't even
afford to pay their bills.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
It's crazy that La Palace has some of the baddest
bitches of all time. They're not even showing titties, pussy
or ass. They're wearing strings and pasties. And these niggas
are throwing thousands of dollars at them all, like every
single night. I got a homegirl that went to high
school with me, and she literally has a fucking g wagon,
her own house and is doing well and she works

(13:49):
at the palace three days a week. That's it, that's
all she does. Niggas, She's on a trip to fucking
Tuloom and can kun.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's what I'm saying that right, That's why I'm referring
back to that bitch you was talking about.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Chicks that look like the girl you're describing.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Got to give up no pussy, And contrary the popular belief,
strippers do not be hol bro.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
They're not easy to fuck. Yeah, I think this girl
was like probably running from her past or something and
she like lived in came dead.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Not a lot of these strippers are not easy to fuck.
You can't fuck them somewhere. They'd be having boyfriends like
they be in full gown relationships.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh all the strippers got a bad d boy or
rapper boyfriend and they just entertaining you and talking to
you there, but you can't fuck them. What I hate
is the niggas who go to the strip club and
they wait around all night like, now this bitch is
giving rhythm. Oh no, no, no. She told me to
wait for her to get off. Nigga. We're gonna wait
twenty thirty minutes for her to get off, and then
we're gonna all go out. Nigga, she's running game on you.

(14:43):
Let's go home, Nigga. You spent all your money. I
do want to give back to you. Dating uh a pimp? Though?
How did you find Yeah? You dated? How'd you find out?
How did you find out? He was a pimp?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
So he was also a d boy. And first of all,
I met him through a mutual for this was Atlanta.
I was like nineteen. I met him through my homegirl.
We went to his club that he owned, and then
me and him started like kicking it. So at some
point he was in like a war drug war, yeah,
and he hadn't been like answering and stuff. So I

(15:19):
was like basically like hounding him for answers, like what
the fuck is going on? And so he told me
to come meet him at one of his locations, and
I my dumba ass knew it was like probably a
trap house, Okay, So I went, but it was like
a house, like a nice house, yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Forget.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
So, like we're sitting and and I'm like, you better
tell me what the fuck is going on and he
was like I am. That's when he told me he
was like in a drug war and he was like,
I literally just did. We was just literally into like
a high speed car chase, like niggas was shooting, and
he was like but also I was like, so like
what is this place? And he was like this where
this is where I work my holes out of. And
I was like and so literally as he was telling

(15:59):
me that bitches was this when niggas had chirps. The
bitch was chirping him and was like, hey, daddy, I
just got a john And I was like wow, Like,
bitches was like coming in the house to like go
in the bathroom wash up.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And then.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't know but on that one, because when I
first turned into the neighborhood or the street, I saw
like six like girls and I was like, oh, these
are like prostitutes, Like where the hell am I? But
he was like then my bitch is outside and they
was literally coming in, washing up, going back out, and
I was like yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I was like I'm just the one one of my
closest homies was a pimp, but he only pinned white girls.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Interesting, Yo, we would wait to get back at the man.
This was here on too.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I a't see the name because he did some time,
but he out now. I didn't even say his name.
You probably do him. This was back when Vain Nightclub
was the nigga who was throwing all the money in Vain.
This nigg used to have these guns that shoot out
dollar bills and literally shoot. He used to throw parties
in Vain and bring a tiger in club.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Wow. You nigga would bring a tiger in Vain.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
His name would be in ice sculptures like he He's
single handedly in Orlando, bro real shit, Orlando got whacked.
The club scene got whacked since he got locked up.
Nobody spending no money, no more like he turned it
up so much because Orlando niggas be competitive. It's only
one place where people still doing that kind of bawling.
That's like Euphoria on downtown. Okay, you see how like

(17:27):
me and my niggas, olays get a section and then.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Other nigs will get a section. You buy a bottle,
they watching bottle bottle wars. Yeah, nigga, I've never been
that in Vain. We used to have bottle wars.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
I'm talking about if you're doing ten, Oh that nigga
got ten, right, let's do twenty.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
It was different, bro. The ship.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
I don't I don't know who you're talking about, but
I do distinctly remember that there was a different era
in going out downtown.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, it's like the way and he used to have
Lamborghinis and ship. So we used to be out, or
we go to the casino or something. Nigga, we be
in a parking lot and he was like, I don't
need some money real quick, Nigga, make a phone call,
three chicks, a pull up and just throw stacks in
the car and walk off.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
I'm like, damn shit. But he was a heartless motherfucker. Bro,
what do you think the incentive is for these women
who have pims? Like, why would they give their heart?
They just been fucking, But it's got to be deeper.
They're already fucking because of the daddy issue.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
So listen, it's three types of I was sulking to
Jason and the producer, Yeah, and I'm putting them on blast.
Fucking he was Jay could have been a pimp if
you wanted to, because it's three kinds of abuse.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
You got physical abuse, verbal abuse, and mental mental abuse. Yeah, bro,
when you.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Own the motherfucker's mind, Bro, the shit that you could make,
that's the worst type of abuse.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
So I understand that, and I understand how girls could
get to that point and get trapped in that lifestyle.
But I'm saying, initially, what would make a girl be like, Hey,
I just fuck this nigga. He just gave me two
hundred dollars. Let me give the two hundred dollars to
a nigga. Why would you do that because he got
it beforehand. Sometime they do that by mean bro. Sometimes
I understand for maybe the protection, like oh yo, I

(19:08):
don't want these niggas to rob me, or I don't
want these niggas to home me at gunpoints. So it's
nice to have a nigga in my back pocket. But
it's the pimp coming to the john and being like, yo,
you didn't pay my girl, Like how is it? How
is he is it for me? You just drive off?
You don't pay you they do? How are you gonna
get to me? If you got it right?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
If you running your ship the right way to pimp
is somewhere nearby.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's close. He's close enough that he's gonna catch He's
gonna catch the john. See you see, I don't I
don't deal in that world. And I think you think.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think you're thinking about like bitches who take niggas
to the hotel rooms and ship like that.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, but remember TV.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Depicts it the road way, right, Typically, the girl already
got a place. Okay, it ain't like yo, he It's
not like he says, oh, we're going here, No, she
takes she got the place already.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, there's a card. If a niggas just driving in
the street and you see a girl, he like, he
like you get in there, and then he drives.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
But girls who work like that don't have a pimp.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Girls who got pimps got their ship set up because
they got the girl already has a permanent a space
that she regularly that she regularly uses. And you think
that the pimp is in like the next over in
that hotel room. Okay, he's in that hotel and all
his whole traditionally work out of the same hotel.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Okay, that makes sense. And then so now I'm like, yo, bitch,
I'm not paying that. I push you as whax. She's like,
all right, let me call Rashad then, and then Rashad
busting the room thirty seconds later with a gun or
a nice by. She hits him up.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
When she gets to John, she also tells him they
also have a time limit. Yeah, so it's hours of
Jane Dy in an hour. He the chicks who have
a pimp, got it?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
So there is a there is a benefit, is what
I'm basically asking to having.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
A piss Yeah, it's kind of like protection, extortion protection.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
It's what it is, is extortion and the feeling of family,
no matter how fucked up.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I understand all the psych psychological reasons like, oh, this
nigga cares for me, he loves me. I understand once
you get trapped into it mentally, Yeah, what would even
get you to be like I don't even need this nigga?
Why would I give you eighty percent of my money
if I just keep it one hundred percent for You
have a fuck with a.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Girl and I don't know if you've ever been there before.
You're a fuck with a girl and she just spends
money on you. Yeah, I'm t all like she just
and and that's what she enjoys doing it. I fully
understand the trick themselves into.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Being essentially you're you're a pimp. Yeah, bro, I lived
my life like that for a while. I just didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I didn't pimp nobody, but I had women who I
would just fuck and they would just give me money.

Speaker 8 (21:37):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I've seen it that issue. Daddy issues a fucking
girl up, son, nigga.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I've seen it happen where it gets crazy, where the
niggauld be like, hey, baby, we don't have money for
rent this month. One of my niggas is really sweet
on you. He like you a lot. He's willing to
give us five hundred one thousand dollars to just fuck
him one time? Can you do this for me? To
his own girl, to his girl. That's why he's like, Yo,
if you love me, you'll do this. But he don't.

(22:03):
He's he's thinking like a pimp. So she's like, all right,
I'll do this for you, and she's like it's just
gonna be this one time thing. And that's how he
tricker into the life. And that's why I said, and
then it all the time in order to be that
guy who does that hard.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
You gotta be a heartless, cold motherfucker, because that's a cold,
cold game.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Because that because I remember asking him like, how do
you just get them to like that same question. It
was like he was like he literally said I owned
their mind. And I was like, oh ship, And I
was terrified because I was like, nigga, you.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You throw that in with a little bit of drugs.
That's how they start. You put a little bit of
heroin in their blood system and then be like they
just like they get the girl and just pimp them
the girl first, the girl fall in love, and then
he falls on hard times one day. I really this allegedly,
and then by time he whooped your ass a couple

(23:01):
of times and apologized.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
He didn't beat you up yet. No, he's not gonna
beat you up stairway. The beat him comes later.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I was turned off and ready to run when he
said he was in the drug war and then the
pimp and shit was just like that's too early, and
I was like naive at nineteen, but I also could understand,
like immediately I was like, oh my god, I've literally
been in his house by myself. Somebody could have kicked
in the door somebody, and all of that started going
through my head. And I sat there and listened to him,

(23:28):
but I left. When I dropped off, I never contacted Ray.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I have dodged some bullet because Ray's supposed to have
like three kids. The story she was telling me, because
the type of dude she fussed to me somewhere in
the Louisiana somebody. He supposed to be somebody. Baby Mama
saluted you for the.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Judging that, because I've had a nigga try to trap me.
I dated a bank robber, didn't know he was a
bank robber until he was in prison.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, getting caught up and jammed up in these situations.
Nigga meeting niggas at the club. I did it in
Super Villain one time. I was didn't dunker dude.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Them niggas at the club and living in Atlanta. That's
like no, especially when you're young. That's crazy. Because the
bank robber I met at the club, I met him
at Club Crucial. Actually, me and.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Gay niggas and they're all gay, yeah, and Atlanta gay
shouting them Atlanta niggas. It's given by bitching here.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Get back by niggas to wear high. He shoes. Hey,
come over here, come over here, let me talk to you.
You are so cute, you are so pretty, Come here
out there.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
But it was all I feel like in Atlanta, it's
either gonna be a rapper a d boy.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Like but I will tell you this show, there is
a huge shortage of men in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Bro Nigga went on, I got hollered at when I
want to nigga. Every time I'm in Atlanta, the women
are aggressiveness.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
You never get hollered at like I do my thing
I pull, But that's off the strength of me being
like a little bit smooth, having a little but the
game girls were hollering at me and I was there
with a short They would wait too short, they went
to the bathroom like yo.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
So your women outnumbered men by the margin is crazy.
And it's not that they out numbered, it's like most
of the niggas is gay. Well, if you find a
straight dude who decent looking and got ship together, he
got a girl wife, definitely, But single nice looking dudes
who got their ship together.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I've been all over the place. I've never been hollered
at in New York, Texas, Florida, for sure.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
You know and the chicks ain't saying not that you're
in New York. You're in no danger getting hollered at
New York.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Atlanta is the only place I've ever been hollered at
in my entire life. I felt I felt good. I
felt like a superstar.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
You know, I don't I don't know the last time
I hollered at honestly intimidated.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Even before the Ring.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
It could be the fucking five carrot ring.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
You got your fingo the ring.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
I well, you're also not good looking.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Too, aside from like just walking be like.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Like what you don't go places where guys are gonna
holler at you?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Like do people know you? Where you wouldn't last? Like
you wouldn't last one block in New York if you
came to what be on you in New York?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
What you know, I watched a cat called I watched.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
People like even when I've traveled to other states in
like recent cities and stuff. In recent times you've been
with your man, with your friend, my girls, trips and
stuff like that. Or maybe i'd just be so tunnel.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, let me get let me, let me let
me shoot, let me let me, let me.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Give you have a problem.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let me give you, Let me give you, Let me
give your underhanded coming. It sounds like Steph Curry's wife.
Let me give you. I hate that, Let me give you,
Let me give your underhand down and look like Steph
Curry right now.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
You don't look like a girl that fucks easy, right
because you have your natural you're not trying to be
pretty already pretty. Typically girls who look like you are
wifey material, like, yeah, she see me too much work.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, I'm trying to check it out.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
When girls get mad at us, ladies, and I'm talking
to y'all watching the show right now, women get mad
at men for looking at half nigga women on social media.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
We love skin, we love what's easy, like of course
we're gonna yeah and so, so don't think niggas aren't
trying to wife that girl to wipe them.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
They got to understand the difference, Like is the difference
between the girls we want to fuck, we would fuck,
and the girls we would wife.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
They can't even comprehend that because whenever they want to
fuck a nigga, they're like, yo, I gotta I gotta
like him, I gotta get to know him. I gotta
see who he is, like, unless it's like a super
like fine nigga who's like that's his thing is sex appeal?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Listen, I tell women, but no, but even that fails
because check us out. Who's a good looking celebrity to you?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Male?

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Who's an attractive male celebrity to you?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's not hard all right?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
All right, it's album, right, So say I Idri's album
is your celebrity crush? Right, and you like the way
he looks, like the way he sounds. If Idris album
walked in here with his dick, I said, oh, let's fuck,
You'll be like, you'll be like, yo, you all of
a sudden, the attraction goes away because now he's a creep.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, super creep.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
So who's your female crush, Lauren London, Laura Lendon, Laura Lennon,
walk out here, pussy out, you're fucking her? Yeah, if
she comes in here, it's like, hey, let's fuck. I'd
be like, you're not gonna be You're gonna get it out.
You're not gonna be creeped out.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Get out.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
So women could be turned off based off his actions
because women are not lustful like that.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Even if he don't come on that song. Even if
iris Albaw doesn't say, hey, let's fuck but he just
got a weird vibe, or what if he musty, Yeah
he's musty. He's sitting musty.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Yeah, at least one how monkey pop started, No monkey.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Box started from gay guys.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I keep going, wow, Yo, I'll fucking bitch once new age,
I fuck the bitch one time I want to, and
then never talk to her again. And that's why it
goes that what was wrong with me? Like nigga, I
hate when women describe why they're a good woman. Have
you ever listened to a woman tell you why she's like,
it's always something that's not being verified by a guy

(29:11):
or not relevant to like like let me like, let
what I got a homegirl like that, Well we're not
cool no more. But that she was like, I'm such
a good woman. I cook, I clean. I said, that's
good by who standards? She said, you know they always
say the same ship Yo, I'm a good woman. I'm
a good woman, I cook, I clean, I'm a good mother.
I take care of my kids. Bitch, I don't care
about your kids.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, no, no, no no, but most but listen, you're
only good by what other people say, Like you can't
call yourself good right because okay, but but yeah, but
also you're annoying yea.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Also you got to fucked up personality.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Are going to tell you that you don't want to
hear so your name. You're only hyper listening what the
people are You're you're you're listening these these low hanging fruits,
like listen when I speak to women about relationships, which
is I hate to talk about in this podcast, but
it's because it's very It's more simple than what people
make it.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, when I ask a woman, why are you in
love with your man? If you start telling me the
things he does for you, you don't fucking really love him.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
You love the idea of love. No no, no love.
Somebody let me.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Break it down, right, Oh? I love him so much?
He yeah right, Yeah, he takes such good care of me.
I like the way he looks at me. We have
such a good relationship. He's patient with me.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
That's okay. So is he a good person to people?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Is he good?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is he good to his family?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Like? It should be things anybody outside of you, And
then it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
The things you should love a man for are the
things detached from you that you can watch back in awe.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Yeah, that's what real love is. It ain't what the
fuck he could do for you.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
When he fall out of love with you, all of
that shit is gonna go and love is fleeting. There's
a podcast going around right now is a nigga that
talks about the difference between men and women and how
they fall in love with how they fall in love,
and he brings up a really good point. He says,
men have a harder time. They're better at loving love,
they're better and relationships. But this is why because women

(31:06):
have been trained their whole life to believe in the
idea of love, marriage, children. So they love the idea
of love. They want to they can make any partner
who they want them to be based on like their imagination. Yeah. Yeah,
But a man, when he falls in love, he's almost
he's almost conflicted by it, Like fuck, I really I

(31:27):
really like this. Listen said almost stressed out by it.
I break this ship down even more. And Ray, you
can listen to this too. So this is this is
a shout out to your man. Yeah, I want you
to hear this real quick.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
When a man is monogamous, you should give him extra
credit for that, because for men, in order for a
man to be monogamous, he's actually going against his nature.
I have a girl this area I got, I was
on I was online talking about it today. I had
them I shut him the fuck up. So the girl
was like, I'm like, yo, listen, men, we have to

(32:04):
scientifically and genetically, we have to release this sosterone, whether
it's by means a masturbation, sex, we have to release it.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
If we don't, we're gonna fucking go crazy. So she
was like, like, women can actually.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Just shut down because your body actually releases it by itself.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
That's what a period is.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Your body is like a a dog golden heat, right,
So a woman is ready to That's why women get
horny on their periods. So a woman naturally releases, a
woman naturally releases her unused estrogence.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I just want to say that I love when men
speak on what women.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, no, no, I'm just speaking Listen. You can tell
me what you feel all day. I'm just telling you
from a scientific standpoint.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Right.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
So you have a you have a period.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
You know what I'm saying. You have a natural period
every year, every month. What I'm saying, is something is
being released to relieve your body of of of something
that's there. Right, So you have an egg that wasn't fertilized,
so your body gets rid of it. What happens to
They think we could just we could just walk around?
What about our testosterone? That's what I'm saying. I'm not

(33:13):
I'm just saying when women think they're the same, I'm like, yo,
stop comparing, because we're not the same.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
You know what I mean? Like a man can really legit,
bust a nut and lose all feelings for that person. Often.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Often you can dead ask son, how often do you
how often do you jerk? Listen right, let me ask
you a question. Do you masturbate out of boredom or
cause your horny?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Both?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I have when I'm overwhelmed, when I sleepy, when I'm upset,
when I'm horny, when I'm bored.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
It goes, Yeah, it goes to both both ways.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
It's not like I don't got to be like, I
just feel like depression.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
If you got if you got depression, a little rebind one,
it relieves it releases dopamines. But I'm saying for us,
all right, so a woman can be celibant and just
be celibate, sure, and should be fine for months. We can't.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
So anytime you hear a nigga talk about that's what
the arguments thought of that. Because I say yo, because
Marion he had he had talked about it as something O.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Mario, I gotta go sit down.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
He put out, he put out that he's been celibate
for three years. I said, first, I say, yo, either
he's a closeted homosexual. He's a closet and homosexual. But
guaranteed if he's not, he's a fucking weirdo.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
There's no normal guys who's functioning in society that's talking
about I'm celibate.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Well, that whole camp has been weird us for a
long time.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
First of all, seeming retention for a man, First of all,
that's dangerous. It puts you at high risk for prostate cancer.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
You do know that, right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Celibacy and men are women mean that they're not rubbing
off No.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
That when men, when when men brag about that, they're
saying that it's not just you know, it's not just celibacy,
it's seemen retention.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I think O Mario specifically would say he's uh.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Completely seemen retention. That is insane. I think it's insane
anybody do that.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, you're on you men and women. You're well documented.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Saying that there are men that do that and who
do practice retention and are sexual. They just do it
to edge so that they can have a bigger orgasm or.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Count.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
If you think it's weird, I don't think it's weird
to reach different heights in like sex and your I
don't think that that.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I think there's a counter argument of what you're saying. Uh,
in like the fighting world, niggas don't come no way.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
As a former athlete, right, Yeah, there's no way I'm
having any type of sex before game.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Sure, there's no way I'm having sex. I go to
the gym regularly.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I'm not fucking nothing before a bench. Yeah, there's a
benefit of benefit, right, and that's.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
What I'll be explo There is an aggression that lives
in us if we don't release sure, right, So.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
You you build up enough of that, you're going to
be aggressive. Dude, bro, and you don't even want to
be right. I always talk about that with niggas in jail.
I don't think these niggas ain't gay, bro, it's a
build up of testosterone. Too much testoscerone is bad. And
that's what I'll be trying to explain to women. We
have a natural thing inside of us where we have

(36:29):
to release it.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
So when but y'all don't have to fuck somebody else
to release it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
That's the easiest way.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
I don't like to speak. I don't like to speak
on men's business because I'm not a man, and I
don't like when women do it either.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I feel like anyone who even when women are trying
to compare how our bodies operate to men, I think
that there are some things that First of all, I
think that a lot of men and women, men and
women as species, there are things that we operate in
that are against our nature. It doesn't matter what it is,
It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, that right, But

(37:03):
I feel like a lot of times people use that
as an excuse to just be out here being reckless
and dickheads and assholes.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
And yes, I want to rebottle her real quick and all.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
But I'm saying it could be it could be so
many different things. I think that the like what nigga,
you want me to just run down Also because it's
only unnatural things. Even if we think about how everybody
because I feel like a lot of times people always
want to refer to the animal kingdom animals, but they

(37:38):
only want to refer to it in regards to sex,
and because that's why they that's why essentially, that's why
we starts to sex and relationships. That's the only time.
But we don't be like, oh, that motherfucker got so
much testosterone that it's okay to go around and beat
people and and kill each other for food. Like, there's
so many things that as as natu t animalistic people,

(38:01):
we can it may be in our nature to be
animalistic in many different areas, but every day, our day
to day life, we are fighting against some of those
natural instincts, and I feel like some of them we
make excuses for. Some of them are hard nos. And
I feel like sex and fucking other bitches, especially when
you've promised someone a commitment. It's one thing. If you're

(38:21):
not promising that, I don't give a fuck. If we
have an understanding that you're gonna be fucking bitches cool.
I think the issue be when niggas say that that's
not what they're gonna do. It don't matter, It doesn't
matter if we all believe that. So so then they
use that as an excuse. Well, I'm a well i'm
a man. That's fine, and as a woman, I probably

(38:44):
believe that men have to they have this natural desire too.
But when you're speaking to me and you're you're stating
that you're not going to go against that natural desire,
and then you use it as an excuse, sure, that
is what I take because because y'all don't have to
release sex, have sex with.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Let me speak now when I speak, and I do
agree with you, but let me speak on that. I'm
not speaking to every man, right, because there's there's men
who actively seek other pussy. You're a piece of shit
for that, right, But you do have exceptions to that, right.
So for instance, most.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Men are not.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
There's a higher there's a higher percentage of men who
are actively being sold out by the female gender.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Right there. There's there's less men high value men, not
even high value, just high high, uh high energy, Like
I don't even want to say this high God sounds
so corny, high vibrations.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I've always referred to myself as like good luck, Chuck. Right,
I've always been the guy that women want to fuck.
They don't want to be with me, they just want
to fuck me, like it's it's something there, like when
you're a guy who's operating like that. Right now, you're
fighting with this and this because you're not going to
tell me that let's lose. Use Lebron James as an example, right, yeah,

(40:13):
come on, we've had ye come on like at some
point at the listen. Now, you're a piece of ship
if you're actively seeking other women, right Your wife is
not always there, your significant other is not always in
your face.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
It takes a strong amount what Chris rock cebro.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Uh, You're only as faithful as your options, right, So
that's that's I guess the area that and this is not.
This is not the excuse thing. This is just what
it is.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
At the end of the day, I don't give a
fuck who I'm committed to, right. This is because commitment
is a is a is here. You have to tell
yourself that because because once again we we already can
we agree that monogamy is unnatural for anybody.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
It is because marriage is a legal thing. It's not
something that you.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Have to do, like it's not something marriage though well
being exclusive to one person, when you consummated with a
with a with a wedding and a ring and all
that good ship.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
The only place that I offer pushback on all this
is that as a man, I do believe that discipline
is an important thing. We accept disciplined in other areas
of our life.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
And I'm not saying you shouldn't be disciplined.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
What I'm saying is it takes a certain harder because
these things are and at some point the flesh get weak. Yeah,
whether it's the the same reason why we explain masturbation
is the same reason why you might come back to
your hotel room after a long game or long shit.
And once again, this is a very small percentage of
men I'm talking about because most men don't even get

(41:48):
these opportunities I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
If I come on this platform every week and say
women gotta have accountability, I also have to have that
same account And I agree, I'm not saying it's right.
Discipline is very and I think that if you have,
just like Ray said, decided to be committed to somebody
and said you're going to be in a monogamous relationship.
That is a deal that you've made for somebody, and
to go back on it and then come up with

(42:11):
the excuse of like, hey, I'm not I'm just the man.
This isn't my nature. I feel like that's a lack
of account that's that's a very immature answer to something.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I want to go back to what you said about
because because really what I took I think what I
took issue with, and it's not even an issue, is
just when you said, no, take issue with this nigga
off because I really don't.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Be got podcaster on those.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
That's why I keep refraining to There's gonna be people
who give push back on what I'm saying. Sure, because
your nigga is a corn bowl, your man is a combol,
and women don't come at your men like that. I'm
talking about niggas who got women who's actively trying to
fuck them as.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I'm not talking about that, I know, but aigga who
is outside I'm just not going to commit to any
girl in a monogamous relationship. But sure, if you're doing
that and you're still fucking around, that's fuck ship, nigga.
At the end of the day if you could just
be like, hey, yo, this is who I am. I'm
not in a position, I'm not in a season of
life to be in a monogamous relationship.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I do have strong feelings. See it sound good to you.
It's just sound good because you not a nigga with
bitious don't.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Put me out. It sounds good. It sounds good because
it is good.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And that is that this nigga is so scared of it.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
You gotta be able to relate to what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Well, why would you be in a relationship.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Hey, I'm not saying hey, y'all, Hey, I'm sorry, gel Hey, Okay,
So I feel like I agree with you because I
said what you said right, And I feel like a
lot of guys be like, oh that sound good until
you say it to a woman. See. The thing is,
I feel like men feel like sometimes not all men,

(43:58):
but some men feel like because I present it to you,
this to this woman, she didn't agree to it. And
so now that means women won't really accept it. There
is a woman out there that will accept that. And no, no, no, no, no,
now can I finish because even me, Okay, when I
was in Atlanta, I definitely was. I call it my
little fake poly relationship because, and I've always said to

(44:22):
this day, anytime I tell anybody about this, that man
never hurt me. He never hurt me. You know why,
because we had a conversation at the very beginning. He
told me what it was, and I agreed to it,
and the other woman agreed to it. Right, it didn't
work out, but he was honest and I've always respected
him for that, and so if ever I felt hurt
or betrayed, I also had to hold myself accountable because

(44:43):
I am the one that agreed to this. There are
women that will do that, and it's so much so
to the point now that he has more women now
and they all know about each other and they're all
in their little situation and it's lovely for them that
it got the hardship. But also taking back to when
you said give extra credit, I'm not giving extra credit

(45:05):
to motherfuckers just for doing the right thing. If that
was the agreement, I would extra credit.

Speaker 8 (45:10):
No.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
If that, no, you know what, I will give you
extra credit for. I will give you extra credit for
the things that that you do with me and for me,
and that help our relationship be be unified. I will
thank you for taking the time out of your day
to cook us a meal. I will thank you for
having taking the time out of your day for doing
things that I'm gonna be and exactly so, being being,

(45:33):
being committed and agreeing to that is the bare minimum
of a fucking relationship. I'm not giving you extra credence
for that.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
That might be overworded what I said, Yeah, because there.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
There are women for turning it down. There are women
out there, and give.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Me extra credit because sometimes what y'all don't realize is
women we don't be. Sometimes women I have girlfriends, Okay,
sometimes we have conversations, and sometimes I'm having a woman
who's saying to me, like it could be it could
be a woman that's used to a certain size dick,
but I committed to this man and that ain't what

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I'm used to. But I'm sticking through. I'm sacrificing this
or no, or it could be things like I'm used
to a man being this type of way, and even
though that was toxic, I'm still used to that and
now the way the way that he was, Like, you
can have an alpha man and you want someone that

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you can follow, but he's just not good for you, right,
So it's like maybe you're used to that, but then
now you've committed to something and that's not matching that.
So it's easy sometimes for women to also fall in
love with the ideas of other things that they feel
like they're not getting in that relationship. But we don't
get extra credit for being faithful because that is the
agreement that we came with, And it doesn't matter if

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our anatomy is different. What matters is we all still
have needs that are sometimes not feeling fulfilled in relationships.
But at the end end of the day, nobody's getting
no extra credit for being monogamous and some ship that
they agreed to.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Okay, let me it's not Let's watch this.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
You can excuse.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
You can't excuse it. You can't excuse a reason.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
No, no, how I said it.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You can you can't reason with an excuse, but you
can excuse a reason. So what you're saying, our excuses
are reasons. It's not an excuse, bro. What once again,
I'm speaking.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
To a very versus a reason excuse.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
This is an excuse.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Hey, I can't come to work today because I have
a headache, A reason I can't come to work because
I bust my motherfucking head open and I can't stay awake.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Headache.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
No, that's an excuse. You can still come work, take
a talent.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
You're dismissing somebody's reason. You're doing is saying reasons are levels,
Reasons are subjective based on your morality. Is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
No, because I really don't if there's no no, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
All right, So a reason, a reason, it's something that
everybody can agree on the world, Yeah, I can. But
an excuse is like, if there's a solution, that's an excuse.
If it's just is what it is, that's a reason.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
In your example, though in your example, a nigga fucking
other bitches while they're in a relationship, it's an excuse.
It's an excuse.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What you feel is nat you're eliminating.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
No, it's an excuse. Well, okay, it's a justification.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
No no, no, no, no justification.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
But you're eliminating it's not an excuse then it is.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
But what you're doing is you're eliminating the context that would.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
You want me to feel sorry?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I know that is not Listen, what I did was.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
No because what I what I'm doing is I don't say, oh,
I didn't make no excuses for a nigga cheating in
my relationship. What I'm saying is in that monogamy, there
are there are circumstances where things may occur. And also,

(49:10):
let me let me narrow it down even more. Try,
let me let me narrow it down even more. This
I'm only speaking to a small group of men. I'm
not even talking to all men because all niggas can't
even relate. He's talking about Lebron James. I'm talking about
niggas who get pussy thrown at them. I'm not talking
about the guy who actively want a highlight of shit.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Let me tell you something. It's a difference between uh,
you walking down and you jumping in chase it. It's
a sin, it falls in your lap, it's a blessing
me thank you what I'm talking about. And women don't.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
But I'm trying to get women hold on, finish, Let
me finish and finish unless you rock, Unless you rock.
What I'm trying to explain to women is women don't
understand that about men. Understand Yeah, I don't, because I'm.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Not saying accepted I'm not saying accepted watches.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I think a lot of women are stone cold fucking
bitches when they're on their period. Right, is that an excuse?
All on my period? So I'm being a bitch to
you as a let me, let me finish. But that's
the reason though, because I'm having a hormonal thing that
I cannot control.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
We tolerate it.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
We tolerate, and y'all understand. But if Shorty curses you
the fuck out and punches you in your face, and
then she says, oh, it's just because I'm on my period,
you can be like what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
There are things that happen in different genders, whether it's harmonal,
whether it's mental, there are things that's accepted. If a
woman punches a man in the fucking mouth, most women
to be like, oh, well, what did he do? But
if a man pushed a woman in the mouth, oh,
he's a dickhead, he's abusive. It's not the same energy.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Right, So it's always we always, no matter what y'all do,
we got to accept it for what it is. But
when we do this, when we do something that's in
our naturally, treat women like children.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
When we do things that's in But watch this. When
we do things generally, yes, we do things that sept
a lot of shit. When we do things that's in
our What I'm telling women is is in our nature
naturally to procreate, to release sisacherone. We have the ability
to fuck with no feelings attached. I'm not saying it's

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right or wrong morally.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I'm just saying this son, who is agreeing to be
in the monoga, who's the person who's initiating this monogamous relationship.
I feel like there's a lot of niggas out here
who want their girl to be monogamous, so they asked
to be in a relationship, and those niggas are sucking niggas.
To me, that's beta male shit. If you ask, should
ask relationship. But if the niggash are all like, yo,

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I want you to be my I want you to
be my girlfriend, and I want us to be exclusive,
and then he out fucking around, I think that's corny.
I think alpha male is the type of nigga to
be like, hey, look, we don't really need to define
this relationship by societal standards. If Yo, I'm gonna do
my thing or whatever, and if that means that you're
gonna do your thing. I'd rather just not hear about it.

(52:16):
But let's rock out. However, we're gonna rock out. I think.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
No, I agree with I agree with that to a
certain extent. But what I'm saying is, Bro, that may
be what you are doing. Yeah, but in certain circumstances,
things may appear in front of you.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah. You may trip and fall in it and it
just happened. That's why I was upfront in the relationship.
When shit like that happened, you already knew, Like Ray's
example of hey, this man never hurt me. I knew
what it was when I got in that relationship, but
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Want to know if that's not your intentions.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
It's never your intentions. My intentions are just to be
with you. But I'm keeping the boundaries open enough that
if some shit fall in my lap and I do
take that. I wasn't disingenuous in the relationship. I told
you from jump, Hey this is it is. That don't
mean I'm out fucking other bitches every weekend. I just
mean a in six months from now, if some bad

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news secretary at my job is throwing me pussy and
I didn't see it coming. I've already got myself. Honestly,
I've been I've been going. I don't.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Can I just say I don't need the explaining, I don't,
But I am going to also just hold people. Look,
I get it. I don't not doubt. Honestly I do think.
I don't put it past any man to step outside. Yeah,
I don't put it past anyone. But I'm gonna hold
you accountable. Always gonna be my thing. We're not gonna hope,

(53:39):
We're not gonna make excuses, we're not gonna justify, We're
not gonna We're gonna go by what what the fuck
we agreed to? And if I asked you to be honest,
and even if I gave you a little leeway, and
it was like I understand as a man, you might,
you know what I mean, slip and fall in some pussy.
But can you be honest about it and not let it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
No, No, be honest with old the information that's not being.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
You.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Be honest and share the information. But if you don't,
then that's when it becomes a fucking issue. If you're
fucking no. But here's the thing, here's the thing, at
least let us know because just because we might be
cool with it, the little bit you fucking sometimes the
whole one to have a leg up so she gonna
come in my mother fucking face and be like me
and your nigga fucking that when your nigga last night
and bitch, why don't I know?

Speaker 9 (54:25):
Now?

Speaker 4 (54:25):
But why don't I know about this? Why are you
not checking this whole and put in making sure?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
No, she gonna know, baby boy?

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (54:33):
All right, all right, all right, so boom, if you
was Jody and you was in the house of Pandora,
what would have.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Happened in that house? Bro pan doora was fucking up?
No no, no, no no no no no no no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I'm asking you if you was in Jody's position in Pandora,
who's batter than he vet By the way, first of all,
he already there.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
You're already cheating. I'm fucking.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That whole scenario was captain me because like my nigga,
you're here. Yeah, so you're getting second thoughts, nigga, because
the thing about it is.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Why already cheated?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Wat Ray, if your man goes to a chicks crib,
whether he's there, he get had he fucks heat all
of that ship, cheating nigga, you in her house like
you might, so you might. I'm not running up for
what I'm saying. I'm not running up at the bank
and taking a dollar. Give me it all, nigga.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
If I'm not having why do it by six?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Nigga, I'm gonna get life anyway. Everybody feed dead?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
So can I ask the question? So can I ask
a question?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Right?

Speaker 4 (55:34):
I think a lot of men's general consensus of women's
that they're emotional, they want to be loved, they want
all of these things, right, So that's why that's in nature,
that's our nature to want that, to want those things.
Do y'all agree with that?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Okay? So let's switch rolls and say Yvet was in
some nigga crib and she wasn't getting love and affection
and she wasn't feeling and whatever the innate things, the
natural things that women women crazy from Jody, and she
fucked that nigga our just was over there, doude. Does
she then get to also be like, well, the reason

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is not the same, because it's.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Not the same. Why is it not the same?

Speaker 8 (56:18):
You know? Why?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Because what you know why because a woman me let
me now now hear, I'm gonna I'm gonna break it
down to you. That's a weak assed woman. That's no,
it's not no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. No,
let me break it down to you. Our flesh is
no our flex. What you're trying to say is that
what you're trying to prove is that our flesh and
our sexual tendencies are the same.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
What I'm saying is what I'm saying is we can't retreat.
You can.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
We can know because y'all fuck emotionally. We fucked lustfully, but.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
You can.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
A woman who fucked lustfully is a weak ass woman.
For a man who sucks is just a man.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Even you can.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Lust in anything, you can lust and yearn for any
fucking thing. One person isn't giving it to you and
you fall into someone else because that could be a
turn on for a woman, somebody giving her all this,
but like her it does It doesn't matter, you can miss.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I don't like this argument because because that's the thing.
I don't like. Women compare like we're the same. We
are extremely different.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Section A woman who can fuck because a man and
give her something is a weak ass woman.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
A man who does it is just being a fucking man.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Now, I think I think you're given too much account
a lack of accountability to men.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
No, I'm not, I said, but what I'm saying is
we're not remove everything, the morality.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Out of it. Yeah, it's just an undisciplined man. No, no, no, no, no, bro.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is if you
take all the emotions the relationship, if you remove everything,
we're just left with our hormones and our genetics.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Just leave it with that.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Male testosterone is weaker than estrogen. Period it's weaker. Testosterone
needs to be manual release. Estrogen releases on its own.
That's what I'm saying. A man, that's why a man
can fuck with no feelings a woman. No, but that's
the example you gave.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
No, that's the example.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You know you you you you.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
You compare the Pandora situation and you put a vent
in the same situation.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
And because because my thing was about the innate and
natural instinct that men and women have, I'm just speaking
from a woman's perspective based on what everybody feels that
women we are we do so. But with that being said,
I can be so turned on by receiving what is

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in my nature to receive that I then want to give.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
You're dismissing the emotional part of it. She's saying that
she's I'm not dismissing it, but hear me, you're yo,
JODI's not giving the emotional love. That's not why Jody
went over there.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
But not comparing, but just just here.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Hear what her arguments because I feel what you're saying.
I don't know if I agree or disagree, but she's saying, Yo,
this woman is being deprived of something and she feels like, hey,
sex is going to fulfill me in somewhere. I'm gonna
get the emotional validation that I'm needing and it might
be trick. I'm looking for intimacy and a lot of

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times human beings, men and women, confuse sex for intimacy.
So that girl go a vet, goes over to a
nigga's house and she's not going over there to fuck.
She's going over there to look for something that she's
not finding in her man.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Cat and watched that like, I'm gonna let you answer
this question. Sure, if a woman cheats on If a
man cheats on a woman, right, and a woman finds
out that he cheated, he had sex with another woman.
If you watch because movies, we can agree that movies
is art depict in reality sometimes right, for the most part,

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that's pretty much like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
A general consistence. So they put these things in the
movies consistently.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Every time a man cheats on a woman in the movie,
what does the woman say to him about the other woman?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
She said? Do you love her? Okay, what do we say?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
What do we say what a woman she's We say,
did you suck his dick? You see the difference, But
we don't care about the emotional part because we think, no,
I'm just saying what Our brain immediately goes like, I'm
talking about like so it said that it actually is
one of my bestess it's a natural thing for our

(01:00:40):
Whatever your first thought is is what it is, like
I hate the clean up is one thing. Like when
you call back, I go off the instinct, whatever your
instincts are, whatever is the first thing you said. That's
why I don't have the apologies. Right, So when the
person when a woman says, did you love him? Did
you love her?

Speaker 9 (01:00:57):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
You know what that woman is saying. That woman says,
I you're staying lustfully why you would fuck her? But
I need to know what your feelings are.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
We care about That's like there's a couple of reasons
that a woman would ask that. I me personally, if
I have found out a man that she did, I've
never said did you love her? Because because I feel
like that is some ship. If we find out you're
having an affair, we're gonna ask if you love her?
If I find out that you just fucked the stripper
bitch at the club, did you use protection nigga? Like

(01:01:28):
it's so I think it's different? And then what was
the other thing? And then also another reason to ask
that question, especially if you find out the nigga had
an affair, did you love her? Because I need to
know because and sometimes in women's minds, like you gotta
love this bitch to be sacrificing all that you're allowed
to lose. At least tell me you love the bitch.

(01:01:50):
Maybe I might might be able to digest that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Let me break it down in simpler terms.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
If you're in a super committed relationship with a woman,
a woman, if a woman, If a man cheats on
a woman, right, she's not gonna She might leave him ultimately,
but she's not gonna leave him immediately. She's not gonna
leave him immediately. She's not going nowhere. She's gonna stick
around for a minute. She's gonna fight with him, and
they may ultimately after she gets all the answers she needs,

(01:02:19):
then maybe she abounds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
When a woman cheats on a man, he leave it immediately.
It's no, it's no thinking about it. You're out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
So why do you think women will stay after they
find out that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
A man because of what? Because women don't want to
admit it. But y'all know a man can fuck with
no feelings involved. No, I think there's an emotional connection.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
No, that's that's my point. I think it's just an attachment.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
No, No, No, we understand. Like I said, I don't
think women are lacking the understanding that naturally y'all want
to fuck. That's why we can say most men are cheat.
We don't. We don't like that understanding.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
So we're not. So we're not the same as what
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
It's in certain the hell elements were not the same obviously,
that's the obvious thing. We don't have to talk about
how different women women. I'm telling I'm not just.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Speak for most women. Stop being so understanding. Speak that's
the only woman I want you to speak for. Please
let them know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Listen, I'm telling you what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Everything you know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
I may think.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Leave that ship in. I dare you, I dare you.
I just had fact. I feel you you're coming from.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
But I may think differently, but I am also a
woman who has other women in her orbit who do
not think like me and who do think like me.
And generally speaking, we kind of have no choice because
we were brought up to believe that men are going
to cheat, so naturally we know, y'all, but that's all moralities, right,

(01:04:05):
y'all are going to cheat because it is a natural
thing for y'all. Don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
You can't get no pussy. He's talking about most men got,
most men got.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Wait, let me ask this question real quick. Who were
you talking about at the beginning when you looked at
that camera and you said, hey, ladies, if you have
a man that's monogamous, give him extra credit. Were you
talking about the high out that just me want because
that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
No, but even in your potty And the reason I
said that, right is because ladies understand how hard it is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
We don't lack that understanding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
No, But ray all right, so now you can learn
whoa right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
What you have to understand is yes, most women do
like that understanding.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
No, because.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Understanding I think generally, baseline, they don't lack the understanding.
Yes they oh no, no, listen, general baseline, even I
don't give a fuck if it's ten meters deep, are
fucking two meters deep? We understand that, baseline. I do
agree and believe that women sometimes can just be delusional
and or and or they just want they want they

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want a committed man. And even sometimes even if the
man is showing that he's not a committed man, they
will still, in their delusional mind believe that he can
be committed as long as they don't know. But baseline,
we do understand.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I think my problem is I think my problem is
the understanding. Put like this, A man will never take
the part of a woman in the relationship right, He'll
never he'll never compare what she's feeling, what she goes
through to himself.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
We don't do that. But a woman's and men don't empathize. No, no,
I'm not just saying we don't empathize, don't do that.
I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
When a woman says, oh, I'm emotional, I'm going through
this or because of this reason, we'll accept that as
a feminine quality.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Sure, But when we going through something that's not that's
that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Exclusive to men for the most part, not saying that
women will go through certain things, but when there's things
that's exclusive to the male anatomy, the woman will start.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Comparing and it's like, Yo, you don't go through that,
got you. You don't go through that naturally. So me
can I see if I understand what you're saying is
if a girl is on our period and she's she's
going through hormones, emotionally cramping all that ship, a nigga's
not gonna put himself in those shoes to be like,
I understand, I understand how you feel, because it's impossible.
I can't even compromise. I can't even comprehend how you feel. Right.

(01:06:35):
But now, on the other hand, when a man is
explaining hormonal ship that's happening to him, like yo, I
gotta fuck I gotta release I got these bad bitches. Whatever.
A woman is gonna try to put herself in a
man shoes and be like, oh, no, you don't have
to do that. I don't do that. That's get too
But you know that's so that's why I said. That's

(01:06:57):
why I said, that's why communication is impart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I just want to make sure but even through the communication,
you still That's why I said, Like, you're a woman
who understands. You understand that these things may not occur
well articulated point. I like that, right, you understand it.
But if you understand it, then you have the ability
to empathize. And what I'm saying to you is that
because most.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Women, y'all, y'all are wanting but also think of like
I'm not saying it, I'm not about to say that,
but I think sometimes people want people to empathize in
their hurt. It's hard for someone to be hurt and
feel betrayed and empathize with your natural whatever the case
may be. Because if I'm naturally depressed, right, or I

(01:07:39):
have bipolar, if I have anything, nobody majority of the
people are not going to think about, oh, she was
bipolar and I fucking shoot you and now you're paralyzed. You,
the person that I shot in this paralyzed is not
going to be able to immediately empathize with what I
have going on. So you cheat on a woman? Are
you fucking around on? Fucking around on her? She's now

(01:08:00):
hurt and you want her to empathize because naturally you
had to.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
You have to.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
We all expect people to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
You skip, know, you skipped and went to the cheating.
I'm not even talking nothing occurred yet. I'm just talking
about the natural instincts, right, So boom, you must take
you know what that means. That means you take care
of your fucking business then, because they are women who
will deprive a man of sex. They are women who
won't give a man head, right I bro, I'm a

(01:08:29):
strong believe it is. If you are not fucking your
man and he's a dude that can get other women,
then he should cheat on you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
He should cheat on you. I feel like you can.
You're not even empathizing right now on a podcast stance, Yeah,
because nobody's betraying you right now. I didn't even go
to the cheating. All I'm saying is that that's why
I said, that's what, But that's why.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
But that's why initially said, but I'm saying, but that's
why I initially said, we hold on. But that's why
initially said, Ladies, if you have a man who's monogamous, understand, give.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
All say I don't say that monogamous. No, Now she's
compared to say, if you have a lady who learned
to cook and she don't cook, give her some credit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Yes, give that bit of extra credit. You don't know
how to cook, and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
You learn how to cook for your nig It wasn't
sucking dick before and she's sucking your dick. Give her
extra that's a credit. Give give your partner extra credit
for doing things that you typically but you think.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Now you're being.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Hold on, hold on, we gotta take a break. Give
you two seconds right back. Yeah, we ain't give nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
No, I always gotta speak for other people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Yes, Why because there's people who was watching right is
because listen, Potting is a male dominated.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Maybe maybe my perspective will help their perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Right, and and listen it will cause in other people business. No,
but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
See what happened with podcasts is this and I'm speaking
all you fucking podcasts I did. The problem is they
try to push their rhetoric in their throat and their
advice on people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
We're just speaking on how we feel personally, and we're
leaving it there. We don't got to agree with each other.
I'm not forcing my ship down raised throat half the time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
It don't even really be my thought process. I just pardon.
I'm give a fuck about your pegging ass. It's it's
it's peggar. Don't care about peggers. Don't put that on
my body. Don't put that on my body.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
An habitual pegger, a notorious pegger. Don't put that ship
notorious peg.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I ain't never begged that, I ain't never pegged nigga.
Don't put that on me. The notorious peg is insane.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
How do you stop yourself from responding to people because
they still be commented on that one clip, and I
have to stop myself from jumping in and being like like,
shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
keV is keV is almost up there to where he's
actually I don't think keV knows it yet, but as
long as he keeps making content, keV is eventually gonna
be labeled as an influencer. I don't like the label
they call me one. I don't think I am. I
hate it, but I guess I content creator. You're a
content creator. But once you influencer is like now motherfuckers
is checking for you? Like, yo, bro, what you think

(01:11:22):
about this? Like that's when you're that guy when you
get there, because not for nothing. The other day, I'm
gonna give Kevin's flowers. There's no comedian who got bigger
followers than me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
It's Orlando.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
But we was out doing the show the other night
and keV went maybe a couple of comedians after me
and the whole audience when he got up there on stage,
they were like show and then and they was tapping
each other. They was tapping each other like yo here,
They was like, oh yet it he and listen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
He his set sucked.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
But let me tell you something.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
You let me say how comedy works, because their fans
anything you say kills this nigga. I had the comedians
after him bitching about him, and I went up. I
got a couple of laughs, but then uncomfortability ensued, which.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Is what I shoot for.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I love to make people comfortable, said I love it.
I love it, and people think damn, nobody laughs. I'm like,
you know, that's not my goal. My goal is to
make it uncomfortable as possible and leave the next and
fuck it up for the next comedian.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
House. The weather No with that particular joke. Sure, but keV,
I'm not gonna lie. It was dope. This. It was good.
It was nice to see. Thanks. I peeped it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I was there outsat in the audience and I was like, wow, okay,
and I didn't feel bitter. I'm like, that's my nigga
getting his shine because yeah, also doing my thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Nigga, Yo, I feel like I give you your flowers
every chance that I get. So you already know, but
I let you know. I saw that. I've been saying it.
I saw it, and I love to see it. That
people recognize you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
And it's dope when you I guess for Calv, I
don't know how you felt in that moment, but it's
a good feeling as a comic to know that people
already know who you are. And the whole audience they knew.
They was like, yoh shit, that's to him, that's we
watch him and they tapping each other like remember the video.
Oh that type of shit. That's a great feeling. So yeah,

(01:13:23):
salute the kV getting recognized, you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Know what I mean. It's a weird feeling for me
right now because it happens so regularly that I have
to try to act to sensitize to it. But other
people don't know, so it's a big deal to them
when they see it. Like if Ray hangs out with
me for the first time and people come up and
they want pictures or autographs and shit, I gotta fake
be humble about it. I gotta be like, oh shit, okay, cool,

(01:13:46):
thank you so much. But in my mind, it happens
to me so like regularly that it's like it doesn't
it doesn't really mean that much anymore. When it first
started happening, I was like, oh shit, this is this
is really cool. But now this is like an everyday
occurrence now because my videos are so Orlando centric, everybody
who everybody who I talk about in my content are
right here, so they're seeing me in real time. But

(01:14:09):
then other people get weird about it, like they'd be like, oh,
this nigga think he is ship because people know who
he is I'm like, I never said that, I never
acted like that. I try to. I don't even bring
it up when we are around, but if other people
bring it up, I know that I have to act
a certain way because there's like a dickhead persona that
could be attached for sure if you're not careful. So yeah, no,

(01:14:29):
it's cool. I like it. Yeah, I like. I love
to see that that that that happened, and I see
that shit happen for you too. I see people excited
when they see you. Nigga. One hundred thousand falls, one
hundred twenty thousand follows, there's nothing to scoff at in
a week. Yeah, so no, this nigga is doing this thing.
And I know that you as a singer out there,
people know you are right not outside of the streets.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
No more.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
She engaged.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Now, so I will be saying, nigga no more.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
WHOA.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
I was never a cheat, but I will say that
every other day. I begin and like a couple of
little followers.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Every once the collapse come in, y'all collab with me.
Your shit going up?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Even even last pot that I was here for somebody.
I did the little video and I had that in
the bag and somebody was like, oh, you're back, and
I was like, oh, And to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Your earlier point of like how I don't be responding
to these niggas at the end of the day, I
look at their profile and they bum ass niggas. You
got to know you can you could either ignore or
you could beat me.

Speaker 9 (01:15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
No, but if you ignore them, then they don't get
the one what they want from you. But I would
have thirty or forty followers or four hundred followers. I
don't think I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
I think I'm inspiring the fuck out because I get
a lot of hit from like bigger like Deo hugely,
like a bigger community to see me be like, yo.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Thank you, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Because then when I put up my stand up they're like, oh,
that's why he does that, because what he did was
he took his stage persona and brought it to the Internet,
which is a lot of stand up comedies don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
So I'm heckling, I'm heckling you heckling me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I'm clapping back.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I treat the fucking video as my stage, and you're
an audience member saying some slick shit while I'm telling
my jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Your stage persona is tailor made for the Internet. It's
the same thing, bro, It's Taylor made for the Internet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I think I think the Internet has made it's I
think it both works. Handing in I just took the
stay because on a stagium the same way, somebody say
some wild shitting audience, I'm cooking you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Yeah, but somebody doesn't always say some wild shit in
the audience. Here's what one of my biggest problems is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
It's not a problem, right, And me and keV talked
about this before. A lot of jokes and mannerisms are regional, right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
So New York actually comes off as aggressive.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
So if I'm doing a show.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
In Boston, New York, Connecticut, even Maryland, Jersey, even someplace
on like Vegas, when I perform there, they are very
receptive to my sense of human They love it. It's
aggressive even like a lot of my fans are in
Brazil or Europe. You're you're like people are more hard
they're harder, like, they're more dry with their humor.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
The Southern crowds push, they pull, they like, there's a
Southern hospitality, right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
So, like boom So, there was a lot of couples
on Monday when we did the show and I saw
the guys like, here's what I can describe my comedy as. Right,
I'm the guy. So, so, you ever been to a
barbecue and there's a bunch of people there and they say, Hey,
the food's ready, and everybody waiting to be the first
one to get up and go get the food. And
if somebody get up and get the food, then everybody follows.

(01:17:34):
All I need is one laugh and everybody else follows
because I create this energy to where, shit, should I
be laughing at that? I don't know if I should
be laughing at that, but it's it almost doesn't feel
like comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
It feels like a tech talk. I would describe it
as you have nigga sense of humor, You have male
dominated comedy. Why is that nigga sense of humor? Though
I just mean not nigga in the sense of black again,
as men men are naturally gonna. I think the way
the reason that the podcast works, I think the reason
your content works, and I think the reason your stand

(01:18:05):
up works is because men relate to what you're saying.
There are a certain demographic of men that are like, yeah,
he's speaking for us, and when you have enough men
in a room, that's going to create that it's going
to create a trigger effect where everybody starts laughing. Now,
the problem I think happens that some of your content
can rub women the wrong way. So if you have

(01:18:27):
a female based room where it's majority women and you
don't get that male chain, it could have an adversary.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
And once but once again, that's also continued upon where
I'm at sure because women are more uh uh, they're
softer here here than.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Like New York women like love my ship.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
I'm a headlining uhtown this Friday, Friday and Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Because I'd be laughing, Yeah, why don't you support us?
You don't love your love y'all? And Iday Friday?

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Literally don't be thinking. I mean, I know you do
this thing every Wednesday, but I don't think about it
until I get to the pie and I'd be like, oh, Ship,
like like I'm already clocking and I'm like, okay, so
we gotta probably get to this because keV gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
Let me know what day you want to come Friday
or Saturday, and I'll get you got some tickets, Okay,
if you're available.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I know keV gotta go soon. You know, we gotta
do a show together so Ray can see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
It's been a while, but you know, it's funny me
and keV always wind up performing together anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Y'all accident. I mean, there's only so many shows in
so many comics, so we're gonna work together. I got Tay.
I got Tay to do the guest spot. I know,
she fucking dropped on my show, my paid show, to
go do your free guest spot.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Yeah, she's doing the guest spot of Friday and sad.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Hey, Tay, if you watching this, fuck you and I
got Oh, she dropped your show to do my She
dropped my show. She's like, yo, can I do both?
Can I get there? I was like, yo, his show
started at eight thirty. My show started because my ship
gonna be sold out both. You not gonna get paid, bitch.
You was giving a guest No, I was paying her.
I was giving a paid feature spot. You show.

Speaker 8 (01:20:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I have shows every night of the week. I have
a show on Friday at Secrets, a show on Saturday
at Lake Yolah is a horny Yeah, yeah, yeah, we
got and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
I'm doing Debonair on Monday too. Oh ship there you go,
white ship. What are you doing for Debonair special Labor
Day Ship?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Hell yeah, Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
You you want to do it? Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
I'm gonna se if I get you on that show.
I want to if you if you're not, if you
have because right there next to your it's a comedy show.
It's a it's a it's a fancy upscale I've been
in Debonair, right, but the show is all white some
some ship and if you want to get our Holland, okay,
let's talk off Mike. Yeah, I'm supper down with that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
You don't have no plans this first year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Friday, It's gonna be fine. I think the dinner itself
is like eighty dollars a dinner. It's a dinner. It's
gonna be a show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Okay, I'm like, get you on the tour.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
As a matter of fact, singing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
It's a band gonna be there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
I know how you do.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Like you, that's your element.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
It's a band gonna be You're like one of that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
I'm not plugging my phone like one of them. You
ever seen him? You ever seen a Yeah? Yeah, she's
like that ship. That's crazy. Who was that? That was
what's her name? So that's like two thousand and seven
and what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
To like a karaoke track?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Yeah, I need the percussions.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
I need, I need, I need at least keys, drums
and bass man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:26):
Would be that would be dope. If by having a
kickback at my crib on Monday, I'll pull up to
that too. Yeah, you know before deb in their I'm
thinking about having a little pool party every day.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Yeah. Yeah, and Ryan could come to put them up.
I went on your page the other day and I
went and looked at his profile and it's like to
see if I recognized him, and he was following me,
and I was like, oh, you following me because I'm
like a podcaster. And then I went back and looked
at my old likes. He was like liking a bunch
of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
I was like, oh cool, the niggas chere.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I appreciate that. Checking. I love that that show up.

Speaker 4 (01:21:57):
All right, let's get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
I'm before so.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
This segment or ex give me a new segment we
do and I like to do song breakdowns.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
I've always wanted to say.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
So these are songs that were popular and pop culture.
They were good songs, but me, I heard something that
people didn't hear. I break the shit down, and I'm
gonna have Cavin Ray. They're gonna also give songs.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
We'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what was that? So
we're gonna say I said another time when nasty bro
it was nasty. These niggas, we're all feeding over there girls,
right yo, Like you couldn't sing songs like that no more.
They would do. They would do Twitter breakdowns like Yo,
this niggas given serial killer and right, that's one hundred
pro all these niggas is lame serial killer. Sorry niggas,

(01:22:45):
but I missed that R and B. We don't have
that no more.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
But we coming with a chick this time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
This was a big song, probably late nineties, early two thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
This is Heather Headley. She had a song called I
Wish I Wasn't And I loved this song.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I did a breakdown of this on Instagram or Facebook
live one day and it went crazy and I said,
oh shit, I gotta bring this ship to the pod.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
So we're gonna break down. This had the Headley song
and uh, you guys chime in. I pause it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
I'm gonna be pausing it in and out the song,
so you gotta keep im coming from alright, said this
the beginning song, and I'm gonna pause it a couple
of times.

Speaker 10 (01:23:26):
This song was fired too, by the way, mm hmm,
I'm all a little nuking and tanging with your friends.

Speaker 8 (01:23:49):
So you say, so, you say, somehow, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
It's not quite that way.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
It scared you know, backed on me, tast why not,
calm boy? You didn't answer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Now, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
You don't know, wish fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
All right, that's actually that's actually the that's not the
real version, is no. She goes, I wish I could
go back to the day with verse man. All right,
So looks first of all, she's shripping.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
That's not the radio editors.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
She goes, you're home alone. I'm home alone again, and
you are hanging with your friends. Okay, so so you say,
and I feel that now you're not try it that way.
It's getting pretty late and you haven't checked in me
all day. Ladies, he's out with his friends. What the
fuck am I checking on you?

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Forward, betch, I'm at Blizzard Beach. We have noth the locker.
But here's the thing, though, son, I took my phone
out for a second. What what's good with women needing
you to check on? Hey? Bro, when you go out
with your friends right and we together? You out good?

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I see you later. Caught me with your way home.
I don't need to hear from you until you on
your way home. We don't got to talk at all.
This bitch got mad because he didn't check on her
all day.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I think I think she was trying. I think she
was trying to rhyme and she probably meant you haven't
checked in all day?

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
No, she said, checked on me. Let's keep on.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
I know what she's saying. Hold is she about to
say it? Right now? Press play? Don't you go back?

Speaker 9 (01:25:56):
Listen to the day the full we mankim My week way.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
So you couldn't he just.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Waity treat me and you know this.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Way all we got pause? Broy Like, why should like
Brandy and Kelly Rowland for all that? Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
I really listened to his entire song all all. I'm
thinking she's gonna give us more things he did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah, maybe he did something. All he did so what's
not check? What's not bro?

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
All he did was gone with his friend son. You
want to go back to the day before we met.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Why bit you your vatic? Why he's your vantage? This
bitch you want to go back to the day before
they met, just because he didn't call her bro yo,
So I couldn't feel this hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
No bitch, I'm bolding nigga. I'm out with my niggas.
I'm at kings OKEV. I literally listed his whole song
four times.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
I was looking.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
I'm like, Yo, there gotta be something else.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
He did Yo, I am man. He didn't do nothing,
So hold on, let's ke let's go. This thing is
yo keV. I'm at backstage billion playing pool Okev.

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
This man did nothing wrong, son. This man is an
innocent god. So look he's a great he's a great guy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Son. I'm playing frisbee golf for my niggas. I'm playing
frisbee golf. I don't have my on. Man that's out
here playing frog. Come on, mant listen to ship. Ain't
never gonna change one. She did nothing role, so I
wasn't I wouldn't feel this way. So she's going there.

(01:27:51):
She's oh deal listener, touch me good and think you
did wrong? I forgive, so.

Speaker 10 (01:28:03):
Take advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
So you play me and take advantage of the love
that I feel for you. I hate hearing woman talking.
Why do you want to hurt me so bad? What
did I do? I believe in you, That's why I'm
so mad. Now I'm drowning in disappointment.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
And it's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
It's hard for me to even look at you. Who
wish nigga? That was the second verse, Bro, that was
the second verse, and she still ain't saying nigga so far?
All he did so far, all this man did was
not checking him Son. That's all he did, Son, that's
a depth cent to some bro, That's all he did.
She is going there, son? Will did you hear her

(01:28:45):
say I'm drowning in disappointment? Do you know what it
is to drown? I've been drowned, Bro, how was disappointment
to drown? And sane? Son? Insane?

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
All I'm like, okay, I'm all right. So in the
second verse, she's gonna tell us what else he did?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Nah, but I feel her a little bit. I've had niggas.
I've had niggas that we've had plans. You ever had
it like yo, being my nigga supposed to leak up
today and you ain't checking it all day? You texted
a nigga like, hey, we still on for later. He
ain't responding, he ain't picking up. I'm gonna say this, son, yo,
why you wasted my day? Seven point one million views?

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Though seven point million women agree with this ship, Bro,
you women women listen. But this is this is why
I'm bringing this to the pot, like the song Breakdown,
I'm putting this in my Apple library, the song Breakdown
because people don't realize how insane these songs are.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
This man did nothing, son. Also, you're a black woman
in your name is Heather, you got bigger problems. Wow,
I never met a black woman named Heather. I did
they all fat?

Speaker 10 (01:29:49):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
He I don't know no black heathers. No, she fat?

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
No, she's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Actually, this man did nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
Wrong, son, Although we got because she's not picking, it's
not picking up from the from from the first thing.
She's singing this from a perspective of rucking up right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Wish I gave her the benefit of the doubt, But
you gotta add the context. So keV I employ you,
my brother, go home and listen to this song and
its entirety. Look at the Apple lyrics.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Bro, this man did not all he did she didn't
her go out, she didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
I agree, But you know she also something.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
She's speaking from women's intuition, which I also don't like.
I've always hated women's intuition. Like whenever I got a
joke about that, I got a who joke about that? Okay,
you know when when a girl said she got women's
intuition and she catched me cheated, She's like, oh, I
knew it because of women's intuition. If you had women's intuition,
you would have caught me the other seventeen times.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Bitch, right, you tell me once if you have coming
I got, I got a whole joke about it like that, right,
But intuition, intuition works the only word.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
And then you start looking at the stories and ship
and you see that little farm in the background, and like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
That's not that's just looking. Intuition is another.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
It's like, my intuition is still telling me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
But I don't have noition, But intuition never tells her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Bitch, this steak is dry? Wow, what's your women's intuition
when your breakfast must? Where's your intuition when I'm not happy?

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Why does it only work when I'm doing something that
you deem to be wrong. Why is women's intuition that's
only work with cheating? It only works with bad things.
It never works with nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
And oh, my intuition tells me that my pussy probably
was thinking last night and that's why he didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
That's why he couldn't stay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
That's why he couldn't. That's why he couldn't stay hard.
It's never it's only when it's beneficial to the right.
But the intuition only kicks in when it's beneficial to her.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Yeah, it's not, yo, Why does it your intuition work
when I'm when I'm soft and I'm like, yo, give
me a minute, and you just keep talking and she's like,
is it me? Is it something fucking scratchy ass nails
on a trunk board voice? Yes, shut up for a second.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Let's let's get the ladies back some things so we
can listen, lady, listen, dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Dudes were far more creepy niggas was nasty in the nineties.
I got a.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Jodasy song that I wasn't gonna wait for next week
to do, but fuck it, it's so many of these songs.
And listen, our viewers and listeners. If you guys got
any songs that we need to probably do a lyric
breakdown on to get a deeper understanding of it, send
it in. You can dm us at the jokes on
on All Jokes Podcast on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Or aj.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Aja TV media group at Gmail. Here we go, all right,
so let's look, we're gonna do one more and then
Kevin gotta get the fluck up out of here. I
love Jodasy, Jodasy legendary group. Probably I would put them
in a male female male R and B groups because

(01:33:04):
you know, you got if you're gonna go to male.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Groups, that's hard because you guys the Jackson's Well no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
No, That's why I said modern R and B because
you got temptations Jackson stylistics, the del Phonix, like just
so new addition, Well, no addition to Jodasy wuld be
the same category. So you got a new addition Jodasy
boys to men, Jagged Edge.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Drew Hill. You can't not talk about Drew Hill. Yeah,
but you hell kind of lower at the bottom. I
put you know who niggas Jagged Edges, slapt Jagged Edge.

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
Is they top tier bro jack Niggas is jagged Little
Pillars is fire goaded. But let's get to this song.
We're gonna do Jodasy Cry for You, Jagged Edge got wild.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
I want you to hear.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
These niggas was maniacs. This is the maniacal song if
you ever heard it. So let's get into Jodasy Cry
for You.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Why didn't you click the first one the music video?
I want you to do like religious lyrics of this ship.
This nigga was bugging son, it's been hours, but.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
The hours that you've been going and then that's too long,
so come it's been it's been too long to come
back home, my nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Love it girl.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
This nigga said, it's been hours since you've been going.
That's too long, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Context I can't live without you, bro. It's been an hour.
She went to the gym. Nigga Jesus Christ. She's trying
to keep up body and ship. The visual is wor
don't work, you know. These niggas took that hour and
drove to the desert with matching outfits on. Yeah, the
video is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
These niggas are bugging son. It's no realism and the
ship but maybe it is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
It's been. People weren't more in love back then. These
niggas are tripping. So that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Bro, it's been hours that you've been long and that's
too long. That's too First of all, nigga, you're annoying.

Speaker 7 (01:34:59):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Okay face nigga. All right, So context, So if we're
gonna shoot the nigga, some bail could have been that
they got into a fight, they broke up. She was like,
I don't want to be with you no more. An
hour went by, he started coming to a sensus.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Now yeah, because he did mention that she was mad
at some point in this song.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
All right, well, let's.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Three minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
That matters, Lisa to that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Do anything I can your hand?

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Is that what he said?

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
I want you to He said that I heard you, baby?

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
What do I do? We need the lyrics up.

Speaker 7 (01:35:48):
Also, also, let's all right, let's go, let's go lyrics. Oh,
let's go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
What about you? I feel totally worthless. I'm living so
I cried for you that I can.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
You feel that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Your head?

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
No, no, no, no, no no, Because just because there's
a lyric video doesn't mean they got the lyrics right.
Even Tims just came out a couple of days ago,
and she said she's been she's been saying I won't
wait for you the whole time, and everybody kept Yeah.
She literally tweeted and she said, I guess it's time

(01:36:40):
for me to say that. I was saying I won't
wait for you. She said she was just singing it
in a British accent, so it came out off as
one I won't wait for you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
For you, I won't he says, I will wait for you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Everybody's thinking she's saying I will, but she says she's
saying I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Really, no fucking way, no way, hold on, no, no,
all right, we got to dip it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
You nobody just get this one because Tims is dope.
But I never heard about her, and then I see
her in concert and everybody got tickets to her concert.
I don't know who that is. I'm not a Tims fan.
I don't know about Tims.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
All right, So you know tim Is?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
I know who Tim is? You do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Because you like some of her favorite songs? She got
a song with your favorite what's your favorite artists of
all time?

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
Oh? Really? She got she got Drake music. Yeah, nigga.
This is Tims right here, nigga. This What the fuck
is this? That's the original. That's the original. You know
the song, nigga. She is saying, won't wait for you? Oh, Ship,

(01:37:52):
I heard it already. That's mind blowing, bro. She was
at the kids center recently.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
Right, Yes, she is saying, I won't wait for you.
Now like this song even more?

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Holy shit, she is saying, won't wait for you. President's
BROA wait, Tim is fired though I always say.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
It's stupid. Away once we write to the song everything
I do what you want me to. That's already thirty ship.
So far, all this bitch did was lee for a hour.

(01:38:43):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
She went to the gym, she went to go get
something to eat, she went to go take the kids out.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
I don't even want to bitch up under me all
the time, bro, Go away, And neither does she.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Get on my knee for you, Brittany, listen, neither do women.
Women don't like all that thirsty as ship son, Ray,
I know you need your time.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
I will. And then on top of that, and then
on top of that, you crying to ask you to cry?
Why was that your first solution on top of the begging,
On top of the begging, why not chase down the
street in your car so I can come back on
top of this? The last thing you want to do
is a man is get emotional, vulnerable in front of you.
Can't live without because I turned it down. You want

(01:39:30):
to start, I will cry for you. You're not crying
for her.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
There's no crying for anybody if they're listen, if you're
physically with me, I can't cry for you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
You got to be away.

Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
She is away.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
She is away, and that's it. And this is why
she knew he would cry us exactly what?

Speaker 8 (01:39:50):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:39:50):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Let's wait, let's wait. Why was crying the first go? Right?
How was that helping it? I kill for you, girl,
like a chat. That's why you're trying anything. I can't
think without my pathetically, This nigga said he can't think

(01:40:15):
without her, bro, what what kind of pathetic?

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Why was she even one?

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
Nigga? That's why she left for that hour. Nigga. You
know why this kind of music doesn't exist anymore because
in realistic no, because the group chats. If a nigga
said something like this and in a text message and
a girl showed that I. They will kill that nigga.
This nigga said, I can't think without you. That is insanity.
Imagine texting a girl post that on her Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
When you're not here. I can't even smile.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
God damn, a girl will post that on her Twitter. Also,
he'll kill her. Yeah, he's going to That's a psychological another.
This is a psychotic nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
This is another I found another. This is another murder
suicide song. I know gotta have someone Wold lyrics hens.
This song is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
What you do you think? It's our croonin to keep
me singing the ass off with you?

Speaker 8 (01:41:12):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
You where else can I go? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
He ain't got no we got he a ho.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Yo. That's why that's homeless. Like bet you've been going
an hour. I'm staying in front of the crib.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
I don't have the key.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
All my ship is in your house. Come on, please
stop playing, stop playing. Hold on now, we gotta go
to the other. He's a gypsy. He's a gypsy woman. Son.
This is what it is saying. He's you know, so
I know that song. Yeah, he's homeless him Wayne's killed.
This the.

Speaker 5 (01:42:02):
The nigga's homeless son me right with our home make up.
Oh he's just like you and me, but he's homeless.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
He the homosexual. And he says that single yodas see.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Yeah, you ever seen the Kim Wings and Living Color
bro fire hilarious fire.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Yeah, I think we got to the bottom of that
that lyric right there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
Let us know what time it would It makes more
sense now he he need her. He don't mean it
he at that at that point, he's a g He's
telling her whatever he needs.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Yodahsy So that was that was jojo jojo.

Speaker 9 (01:43:00):
Isn't what you do.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
It's likely niggas go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
The niggas a bum a long day. He's a bum.

Speaker 2 (01:43:14):
He got mommy issues and he's a bum ass snigger
when you start begging baby baby, I'm maggeveggin baby.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
These niggas was broke niggas that lived on the street.

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
I need you in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Oh so they geez low key his game? Yeah yeah,
cause you sing to a bitch in the nineties, niggas,
you sing your way back into the couch. I don't
care what you did. It's this nigga on on TikTok
bro uh. I never play that one. And we're gonna
get a botty here. This snigger did a the S
curl sing combo. Was crazy a nigga having an S

(01:43:50):
curl and singing bitches. It ain't saying no to that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
This nigga what a hold on damn. But the nigga
was on on on tim Talk and the nigga was saying,
I had a baby. I got your best friend pregnant.
I'll achieved in you a thousand times, but I bet
you won't be a thousand and one. Wow, you know
what I'm talking about. The nigga said he sold the

(01:44:16):
change out of center console to buy a black amount.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
Nah, Bro, I gotta find this ship, bro, this ship,
this ship home. This ship had me client. Son. Please
pull it up, please please son?

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Oh man, I want you could find this nigga name.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Real quick, real quick. Please pull up. I'll should that.
I'll find it next week.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
It ain't gonna pull up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
I ain't gonna go through my go all out looking
for this ship. But anyways, uh, I got anything else?
Come check out my shows. You know where I'm at. Hey,
I'm trying to take over the city.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
We got I got four five shows that were running
almost every day of the week now.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
So yeah, yeah, talking about the bowspok, are you killing
a bow Spot right now?

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:45:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
I got a couple of different things lined up at
the bow Spot. Monday night is open mic downtown on
Church Street at the bow Spot all arts, open mic
but primarily focused on comedy. Starts at seven Tuesday night.
You know, we got a Nico Gastro bar in a
tuck that shit is comedy and shaking asks who all
that shit? Wednesday, dirty bingo. I'm about to go run

(01:45:27):
to that ship right now. Thursday we are unveiling the
brand new debut Tomorrow Comedy Showcase at the bow Spot.
We're gonna do professional live comedy at the bow Spot
Thursday nights. And then you know, I got a secret
tide Away this Friday and Eola Gastro no Eola Lounge
on Saturday, so I booked and fucking busy, that's a goal.

(01:45:49):
And Sunday we Florida's Funnyest at a Funny Bone, So
I literally.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
Cav Kevis going up. Cav is actually on the bill
for Florida's Funniest Comedian. So saluted you getting the spot
for that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Thank you think you thinking, and and you know my
money's on you. I don't give fuck what they're talking about. Nah,
I'm not gonna do. I never do good in competitions.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
I hate competitions.

Speaker 1 (01:46:09):
Competitions ain't for me. I don't think that I have
I don't have the funniest material. I'm just the funniest
nigga there. My stage presidence is gonna outsign all these niggas,
but they're gonna give it to somebody who they know,
my model, bro, dirt bag Will Mills.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
I do not do competitions now.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
I don't do at the end of the day, I
don't they have an agenda there, Yo, they have fifty
percent women on the bill. They're trying to make a
female Florida's Funny. I mean, listen before Florida's Funniest Competition.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
You can vouch for the old winners and be like, oh,
I see why you got Preacher Star now, JB Ball Star,
Ken Miller Star. These are stars now, like Bro, like
these niggas ain't doing shit like you. Still you local niggas.
You don't win the funniest person in the state and
there's no perks attached to it. Yeah, this is why

(01:46:58):
I wouldn't do it and I've never done it. I've
never even I just do it for the funny bunk
stage time. I don't really care about when in the time.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
Fuck do your thing. As far as me, guys would
stand up.

Speaker 2 (01:47:08):
I will be headlining this week at the Corner Bonkers
Friday and Saturday, and me and keV trying to take
over the city collectively because Wednesday nights, I have all
new Wednesday Nights. We had the All Jokside podcast, Now
we got the All Jokerside comedy showcase, making this triumpher
return to the Bipolar Cafe, and that's gonna be on

(01:47:28):
Bennett Road, and that's gonna be the second, third, and
fourth Wednesday of each month. Second and third Wednesday will
be open mic and the fourth Wednesday is gonna be
a showcase.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
So keV got dirty bingo on Wednesdays, I got my ship.
So we making this a whole family thing. Let's do it,
and we're gonna do that. So if you guys this podcast,
oh damn make I missed this shit. So next week
when this podcast dropped, the show had already passed the
show that our weekly things are still going on.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Young Engagement, what else.

Speaker 4 (01:47:58):
You got, you need your taxes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:04):
Shout it out, shout your billo, shout your biling.

Speaker 4 (01:48:07):
I still had my work shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
You was potton today. I was definitely what I got.

Speaker 4 (01:48:14):
Next week, I gota be right back here on this couch,
sitting pretty looking giver.

Speaker 1 (01:48:18):
Yeah, that fire and the green I love its. People
think that when you you get passionate, that it's got
to be beeper smoke, never bro because it's that that's
what real.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Positive where offended and emotional.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Like because a lot of these dudes, they don't have
a female mainstage. They're just there as a guest. Ray
is a fucking co host.

Speaker 1 (01:48:43):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:48:44):
You know what I'm saying. She a shot cold on
this ship. They raises raised home like this. Ain't this
ain't rain no guests and.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
She ain't fun to get up here neither nigga period,
Not yet, not yet today again is your game grooming? Ray?
Next week, next week, next week?

Speaker 8 (01:49:07):
To the.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
Couch he respected love Ryan, I ain't say none of
this ship. I ain't you coming to your showcast shows?

Speaker 4 (01:49:24):
We only go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
He put you on the couch. He called that the
casting couch. That's w No, she only went on that couch. Wow,
I leave when the podcast as I don't know what
in here. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:49:38):
At the same time, I'm running whole so I can
paint on my new canvases. That's all I got going on.
I just started painting, like on the Little Camp. But
right now it's just a little pre drawn stretch canvas thing.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
But I'm loving Get a dope one. We got the
gallery behind a dope one.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
It might take me a little bit of time, but.

Speaker 1 (01:49:58):
Do a dope one. Were throwing up there the wall.
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:01):
I'm gonna get I'm gonna get some pre drawn pictures
of us and I'm a painting.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
That'll be kind of dope. But it's the monumental episode
because of the number. Okay, so my birthday is December
twenty second, which is twelve twenty two. On twelve twenty two,
two thousand and two, I turned twenty two, and this
is episode two hundred and twenty two, and I got
twenty two tattooed on my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
So that's my number. Two thousand and Yeah, twenty and
twenty two. You turn no in two thousand and two.

Speaker 4 (01:50:31):
Okay, what did I say?

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
Oh shit, I heard what I think I think I saiday,
we both was looking like thanks for catching that because
I was crazy calculating nigga, they lion up here, nigga,
that shit, I was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
So twelve twenty two, twenty twelve, twenty two, two thousand
and two, I turned twenty two and my birthday is
twelve twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:50:52):
I think Taylor Swift has a song about it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:54):
She probably played the numbers.

Speaker 8 (01:50:55):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
This year I turned forty four, so that's twenty two,
so has a song.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
About that numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:51:04):
Oh, I don't see that stupid ship. That ship I lose.

Speaker 4 (01:51:08):
This is something great is gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Oh listen. Career wise, this has been my most incredible year.
This year has been like everything I plan to accomplish.
I did my West Coast shit. I got the studio
this year. I've headlined all everywhere. I'm getting the context
I need to have, I've got blue checked. My social
medias are blowing the fuck up, like every last one

(01:51:33):
of them. It's like I'm on fire right now and
it's overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Yo, son, oh son, for reals, be yo on everything
you've done, stuck in your own dick, nigga, I got yo,
straight up son on my butters.

Speaker 2 (01:51:46):
And keV got and keV got dutty blood clot bingo.
That's episode two hundred and twenty two in the books.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
Let's go. This is the Old Jokes Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
We will see you next week, same time, same blood,
Clyde Place.

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
I know you