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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Welcome back, It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is The Bob and Tom Show live every
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Comedian Greg Morton with talk from the Future. You don't
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Speaker 7 (02:14):
While looked at the size of them things.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Because sometimes you just don't have time to sit through
the whole.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I feel like I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
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it now.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
This is Bob and Tom Exgo from Toronto, Canada. He
is a comedian. Greg Morton joining us here in the studios.
Oh Canada, it's good to see you. Great. Now are
you healthy? Everything good in your life? I haven't seen
you for a while, and.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I have had some problems. The shingles.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Oh, we've heard that's quite uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
It really is. Man. So I called my mom. I said, Mom,
I got this shingles. She says, oh, no, where did
you get it? I said, right on my torso, my
left hand side. She says, oh, you're lucky you didn't
get it on your penis.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Oh, mom said that.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
My mom said that awkward should never come out of
your mother's mouth.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Or.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I wouldn't have word that. Yeah, mean you were born,
so apparently it came out once. All thank you for
the assist.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
So anyway, so I get this shingles. I couldn't believe it.
I tell my wife what my mom said. I said, honey,
you know what my mom said. She said, I was
lucky I didn't get shingles on my penis. She says, well,
you're lucky you didn't get shingles on your penis. I said, no,
you're lucky I didn't get shingles on.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
My that's rough, though, if you had the vaccine. There's
a there's a two shot vaccine now for shingles. I
heard highly. I would talk to a medical professional. I
highly recommend it.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Even if you've had it, you should still get it.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Oh, I don't know. Yeah, my dad had the shingles
and he'd already had polio and he said the shingles
was worse and he was in an iron lung for
a while. So he shingles is misery and.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
His shingles in the chicken pox family something.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yes, you had it as a kid, and that's when
you've got to be careful, Okay, as you get.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Yeah, people of a certain nation, you got you talk
to a medical professional. I don't know the details, but yeah,
it's a nasty stuff. Well, I'm glad to hear that
you've recovered.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I am.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
And you're not contagious or anything, all right?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Oh no, no, you can touch me.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Toky, and you're and you're not wearing cologne. Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That's a big no no here on the show.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah, that's right. We have a disclaimer, yes, because of Josh.
And it's not just Josh.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
I don't Oh, Josh, are you allergic to Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
I do have a weird I have weird reactions to it,
major headaches, my throat kind of closes up.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Are you where you normally work alone?

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Not anymore? Soap is my thing. That's good, it is right?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Why why do people have to make it so complicated? Soap?

Speaker 6 (05:19):
I'm a big fan. Now now that you're you're well again,
are you thinking about perhaps the future of yourself?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's an interesting question. I feel like time is moving
so fast lately. Have you felt that? Sure? It feels
like we're living in the future, the future. If I
could go back and talk to my dumb self, my
dumb self would not believe what is happening in the future.
What happened?

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Greg?

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Huh, it's me? Who's me?

Speaker 8 (05:53):
You?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I'm you in the future. Well, what's going to happen
in the future. In the future, everyone will have a phone.
H Are they cheap or something? There are a thousand dollars.

(06:17):
Nobody's going to pay a thousand dollars for a phone.
They're going to line up for it. Well, what are
they going to do with a thousand dollar phone? They're
going to take pictures of what themselves and their food? Well,

(06:41):
are they going to talk on the thousand dollar phone. No,
they're gonna type little messages to each other with their
thumbs and if they're over fifty one finger. In the future,
a robot will vacuum your home. Oh does it work. No,

(07:09):
but it will chip all the paint off all the
basse boards in your house. In the future, some people
will pay one hundred and fifty dollars for a pair
of blue jeans. Oh, they must be pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
They'll have holes in them.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
In the future, cars will drive themselves. Oh is that safe? No,
it reminds me of a song from the future. What
song is that? Jesus take the wheel. In the future,

(07:51):
the Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl. Oh really, No,
some things don't change.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Greg Martin, Ladies and gentlemen, that is so amazing. God,
that's just so true. Thank you very much, Gregor. It's
always a great pleasure to have you hang out with us.
Right now, hanging out with us, sitting where Christie usually is.
Christie's in the UK somewhere. I think she's in London, England.
We have Jess Hooker at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
European union lawmakers have voted to band labels like steak
and meat on vegetarian protein products.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Okay, so the fake meat yes.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
Lawmakers overwhelmingly voted to define meat as edible parts of
an animal to limit the use of words like steak, sausage,
or burger to animal products.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Remember this happened with milk.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
There are certain places where you can't say almond milk.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
And I think there's even a brand that says it's
is it Malk? They sent m a l k because
it's almond milk.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Oh, so they went with Malk. Yes, But you can't
say fake meat you have.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Like impossible burger wouldn't fly over there. Now you have
to say, you.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Have to say, yeah, you have.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
You can't use any of those terms.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Yes for lunchestorty, I had a leaf steak. It's a salad.
See Greg, No, that's I kind of this is sort
of a I can sort of see this happening when
they keep saying, though, this tastes just like steak, but
it isn't.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
Well, there's a I've had an impossible burger and the
way that they put the beetroot juice in it, it
looks like a juicy medium burger. Yeah, it's it was fine.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff in it where
I would just rather go with the one ingredient.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Saying, yeah, do they make I know they make the
fake Do they make fake chicken?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
They make like collar, the flower wings and stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
They'll call them.

Speaker 8 (10:02):
Yeah, they use that. But they do they have uh yeah,
they have nuggets that are not nuggets. Yeah, and I
think it says not chicken is what it says. That's
that's not chicken nuggets.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
It says, So it could be anything. What's in there,
mashed potatoes and bolgia, not chicken nuggets, tell you that.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
But the texture that's the important part, right, I think
so too fetched.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Your taste, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
Yeah, like a bean burger every once in a while.
Really flavor they are, They're good, they're good. But but
I'm not looking for a hamburger. Yeah, I'm looking for
a bean burger.

Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, Okay, I don't know what's the what is the one,
what's the one on a stick? What's that called the
chicken satan? Yeah? Satan, Yeah, that's real chicken.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
No, satan is not it's not.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, boy, I had a good one then it fooled me.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
It's a it is like a soybean derivative. It's a
it's so.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
It is satan.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Ah yeah, no, thank you, I feel like it.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Yeah. Have you?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Do you feel like you've gotten chicken?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
I do too.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
But oh really, yeah, I thought satan was literally a
meat substitute.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Okay, yeah, huh. We must be thinking of something else wrong.

Speaker 8 (11:27):
Oh that might be a flavor, like a like I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
Okay, now I got a miss a news story here.
I was castigated on this program, probably rightfully, so Greg
Morton that I know that word. I they were trying
to they were major. They were making fun of me
because I used the word Thermos on the air.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Who was like the brand?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:50):
No, see, but apparently Thermos, as you point out, Thermis
is a name brand. When I was a kid, you
have your lunchbox, and inside your lunchbox was a Thermos, right,
But in today's world that's known as a Stanley. Those
are different. What's the difference What a Thermist is different
than a Stanley?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
What do you mean in what way? In construction and
shape and what you use it for?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
I thought you used the boat to keep hot things
hot and cold things.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Cold kind of, But you can. I mean, you don't
often put soup in a Stanley? You would in a thermis.

Speaker 8 (12:24):
They have Stanley's that you can put soup in.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Well, can you show me Stanley because I.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Can't even pull up a picture.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
You've seen them women carry around all the time.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Women.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
If you go to any if you go to any
yoga stud if any yoga studio, the lost and found
will be three hundred Stanley's.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Okay, They're everywhere. I didn't even know that was a Stanley. Yes,
I have one on my desk.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
But now I bring this up because this this uh
Associated Press story refirst to what is a thermist? Would
you care to read it?

Speaker 8 (12:59):
I do care, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Authorities
in Florida say a man was caught trying to sneak
a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Whoa, and it's.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
It is a big thermis. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd
said they received a call about a naked man inside
of a restroom at a public park. The responding deputies
found the suspect with his clothes on.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Now where was his colostomy tag?

Speaker 8 (13:25):
The fifty one year old was escorted out of the park,
but was promptly arrested when he trespassed again. At the jail,
a body scanner showed a thermos in the man's abdomen.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
We have the we have the X ray. Yeah, there's
the guy's mud shot. Look at the size of that
thing inside his body cabinet.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
That's the exact expression I would have on my face.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, I think so too. Boy, maybe more tears.

Speaker 8 (13:53):
Yeah, it's past his belly button. You need Yeah, gets better.
The suspect was taken to a hospital, where a medical
professional removed the foreign object. Regarding the placement of the
thermos and the suspects, rectum cheff.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Sheriff, no reason to let the soup go to.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yes, this soup has been just stated, if you will.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
The sheriff commented, that's right, he put it up the
exit ramp.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Man, what was in it? Do we know?

Speaker 8 (14:32):
No?

Speaker 6 (14:32):
No, I I was intrigued and I kept reading. They
do not say what was in it.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
They don't say. The suspect remains in custody.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
A lot going on there there is.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
But I thought it was interesting that the sheriff does
a live stream of like arrests and events in the
town every week.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Is that the Florida guy? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know him?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, that's got to be wildly popular.

Speaker 8 (14:57):
Sheriff Grady Judd from Polk County.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Why that's the guy.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Yeah, that's crazy to watch him all the time, keister man.
So the guy must have been in the park taken
his clothes off so we could insert the aforementioned thermos.

Speaker 8 (15:10):
Now you do have to take your clothes off before
you put stuff in your back.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
That is massive.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Now, I wonder if it's the name brand thermos or
if he just is like me and refers to all
those things as a thermos. It looked more thermos shaped
that didn't have to Stanley. What is the word? What
is the non brand word for that?

Speaker 8 (15:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Because you've got a Yettie, you've got a Stanley, You've
got a thermos.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Is dad had that signature green Stanley thermos that he
carried coffee to work in every single day?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah? I have one for fishing.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, and it has the.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Screw on top and the cup yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
But what is again, is there any.

Speaker 8 (15:46):
Related drink container carrier thing?

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Now it sounds like something that we're the government's paying
a million dollars for that costs the average person fifty bucks.

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