November 17, 2025 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today. Kastaki,
Economopolis plus Jeff Oscay and a stupid world record. It's
coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
November is heating up for US soccer in the States.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Need to be a little more Moustery.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Week International friendlies for the mon.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh callum. That was an asking how the Black Friday
Friendly for the women.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports app.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And the behind the scenes stories catch the US Soccer podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Boy, do we have an episode for you.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I bought some Twinkie, I bought some ding Dongs. I
bought some hose and some powdered sugar donuts. I poured
some sugar in my PEPSI I had seven cups of
coffee with some fudge. I ate a Snickers bar, I
ate a Almond Joy. I poured some sugar on a
milky way and ate it and now I'm driving on
(01:22):
the freeway and if you cut me off, I think
a mona.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, kill you, kill you.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
I pulled out of my nose.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I poured some sugar on the booger.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And I ate it.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I made sugar buggers made.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, sugar, sugar kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Sugar's good. Yeah, here's some extra. This is Bob and
Tom extra.
Speaker 8 (01:51):
We are going to hook up, I think with a
comedian NFL guy, Kostak Aconomopolis. Oh wow, you look very
patriotic today with Falcons jersey. They were big winners last
season on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It, so he knows that's his. Yeah, that's right. That's nice.
You've got the big Falcons logo by your right boob.
It's ridiculous. The shirt is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sort of a soccer Wow, it does. That is one
of the ugly shirts I've ever seen. But that's the total.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Agree more. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yes, you should be parking cars at the stadium. That
is that is what that looks.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Did your daughter do that for you?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This is a.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Gift from a guy doing gig for in Wisconsin. He
gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look, I can't pay you.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I'm guessing the guy's name was also Kostocky because he
was trying to trying to get rid of it. When
you were a kid, did you ever go into one
of those truck stops and try to find a license
plate that said Kostoki on it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, my whole life. Yeah yeah, yeah, never got one
of those key chains.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
But you didn't get one because remember I sent you one?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, I have one now it goes on the Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Never seen anybody set up? Will you thank me in
my life? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Now, Well, Kastaki is the proprietor of a special places
you can find in the world of social media. It's
all about participating in in joke therapy. And you're gonna
uh give us some all pro line stuff right now, Kastaki?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, all prolides on all your favorite social media platforms.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The jets are so bad.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Even those stone faced guards outside of Buckingham Palace were giggling.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
How about those hats? How about those hats?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
You talk about impractical hat. I mean the Pope, the
Pope things pretty impractical, but those things. If it rains,
it's just our wing a lot free.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It has to be the standard practical hat.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, well they do.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
But you know those big, those big, gigantic black things
that it does prove that there were obviously gay designers
back in the early taste Guard uniform.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
You think they were the eighteen hundreds in England?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
England weirdo, the Greeks, the English perfected sawmy okay?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh nice.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
The Jets are considering going dressed on Halloween as a
professional football team.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, suggest that they aren't. They're not. They're not very good.
The Jets are so bad. The next Top.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Gun sequel is about the Coast Guard.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
They're embarrassed to make more jet movies. They're very embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Hey, Jets, you're supposed to circle the airport, not the drade.
The Jets are so bad. Don McLean is writing them
a song.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What a great artist.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
The Jets are so bad the ghost of John Denver
wants to fly them.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's that. Oh there.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
The only think louder than that the Jets taking off
is the sucking sound when they take the field.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
They're the good.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They're now flying NonStop to oh and sixteen, I hope
are so bad. They're listening to the New York Suck
Exchange Oil. Yes, at least Anthony Richardson is now the
second most notorious football story in Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thank you, Mark Sanchez. That's good. He's out of the hospital.
By the way, he's out of the hospital. He might
face jail time.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
He's hoping to get credit for time served as a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
New York Jet.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
How much does it suck for the butt fumble to
be the second most embarrassing thing in your life? His
former coach, Rex Ryan, was not reachable for comment. He
was busy perusing sweet ass.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Feet dot com. That's right, Rex teeth are so white.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
They bought a Prius super They asked to speak.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
To the manager. They're very, very white. That's a great joke.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think if you stand next to Rex you get
one of those weird sunburns like in close encounters.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Those are white teeth, Kataki, I saw there, very very yeah.
I saw them at a Matchbox twenty concert.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There you go. White teeth, white, super white white.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Rex Ryan's teeth just ordered a pumpkin spice Lotte.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm super white.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
They moved to my neighborhood. Kisaki a terrific stand up comedian.
Thanks Kustoki.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
It's on those kids and trying to make fart noises
that anymore. That was very moist. Josh turn turning scarlet.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, sorry, Oh I have a whip whip.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
No, no, tell me more, traveling clown, you have a
whip a wind bag?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Okay, a correction, we got something wrong. That's impossible.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I asked if the word Impulse would make a good
car name, and we kind of thought, well maybe. Well,
turns out, according to Steve Azuzu made a little sports
coop called the Impulse lasted a couple generations.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I had, I had no idea. I had an Asuzu Trooper.
Loved it? Did you? I had?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
The first year was available in the United States, the
two door Asuzu Trooper, and it was a big, square,
boxy thing. It looks it looks now in retrospect it
looks like a like a Defender from range Rover. But
when you hit the freeway on that thing, if if
there was a mild puff of wind, you had to
grab that steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I love that thing.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
They don't Assusu doesn't distribute cars in the States anymore, right,
Oh really, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Remember remember Joe, Yeah, the liar guy or whatever? Was
he a comedian? That. I think that too. I always
wondered where he came he as an actor.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
He was an empty nest. Yeah right, and he was
one of the Harry christna is an airplane.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's right. Yes, that's right. That's yikes. Well very very good,
well well worth the correction. Yeah. I don't think they
still sell cars in the States. But the one I
had was great.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He had a trooper too, didn't you twenty plus years yeah,
David Leisure, Yes, he was terrific.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Now we have to I asked mister Oski to come
in here because this one story kind of involves a
situation that that Jeff was involved with.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
A professional tennis player who claims that a kiss caused
a positive meth amphet I mean drug test was suspended
for four years by the International Tennis Integrity.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Agency kissing a meth mouth Last week.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Gone Calo Aliviira from Venezuela, provisionally suspended in January following
a positive test in November twenty four competing at the
ATP Challenger event in Mexico. He's from Portugal, denied taking
the drug that made his argument at a hearing with
an independent tribunal.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I did not take it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The drugs present presence was unintentional. This is not the
first time an athlete said a positive drug test happened
because of kissing.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I would never take the drugs. And French, do you
buy into this? Do you think this is I don't know,
I don't know the story. Did the woman he kiss
have any teeth?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
French Olympic fencer Yeah. Sora Thibis was cleared in July
by the Court of Arbitration of doping allegations after judges
except that she was contaminated with the anabolic steroid osterne
in twenty twenty four by kissing her American partner over
a period of nine days.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Kissed her period period.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
A long period, nine days. That's not normal.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh yeah, she's lightheaded nine days, nine day.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Not defending your life nine days, nine days, okay. In
two thousand and nine, Richard Gasket.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Get the Gaskett, Dick Gaskett, If ever there was a
porno name Dick Gasket.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He escaped.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
Don't stop that leakage. That was original name for condoms.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The Tennis Federation Tribunal panel ruled that he accidentally took
cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Okay, so there is a precedent then, But first of all,
I love the swiftest of justice in this case. This
guy was nailed in more than almost a year ago,
and now they're just coming up with this conclusion. Seems
a I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
A thorough investigation. It can't take that long. I uh,
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
So, Jeff, have you had experience with a similar I oh, man,
this was a long time ago. I was a different person.
Lots of bad life choices had led to my girlfriend.
She was on probation at the time, all right, and
would twice a week have to go and make a drop.
(11:19):
She was clean, she was doing everything she was supposed
to drop urine yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, not like a drop like drugs.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Yeah, she had to go and make a urine drop
twice a week. I would take her to the urine
drops or whatever. I though was still smoking a lot
of pot during this time, but not around her. So
she gets a call up from her probation officer, Hey,
you had a dirty drop.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You have to go to court this Friday. I take
her to court. The court is packed.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
She goes up in front of the judge, and the
judge says, ma'am, you tested positive for marijuana.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You're going to go to jail. What is your defense?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
And she says, well, my boyfriend smokes a lot of
pot and I give him a lot of oral This
is probably how I tested positive. The judge laughed, the
bailiff laughed, the entire court laughed. Her dad, sitting next
(12:25):
to me, did not laugh. I did not laugh. And
she ended up spending the week in jail. Oh man,
that she was clean or do.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You think no?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
She was?
Speaker 10 (12:37):
I believe she was clean. I was taking she had
injured herself. I was taking care of her at the time.
She was not doing pot. You made her do that
while she was injured.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
I you're dirty, dirty, We have.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Nothing better to do. She couldn't go to work.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So apparently this was not a facial injury.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
No, that is wow. So that was not a good
enough defense for uh it. I see she did spend
the weekend and.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, there there's some precedent for this. We remember, Christie.
We had a story a few years ago about someone
that claimed that they got it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
During intimate relationships.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Yeah, during intimate relations So who knows we'd have to
touch it.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I mean it sounds plausible obviously.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Yeah, in this case, she just needed to separate the
seed from the chat hot stems and seeds.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
You see, we know one thing about your former girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
She took it like a champ. Ye don't get like
a champ and the jail sentence. Yeah, well, uh does
that conclude sport? No, it does not. Kidding, I appreciate that. Sid.
You like hearing about Jeff's dirt bag life, don't you?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
He does.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was one of the nicest guys. I know he's No,
he's a great dad. Great.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
No, but really, you get a kick out of hearing
about the filthy uh, escapades of.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The semi underbelot.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
The back of the days when we lived with dirty
leg guy. I get kind of a kick out it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I believe Pat has a song Tom really yeah on
that story.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
Yeah, my on drugs. They wanna know it's in my system,
but I swear it ain't. So is it in my hair?
Oh yes, you'll find her. There is it in my
pe Oh yes, testinacy. If you wanna know why I'm
a meth or blow, it's from her kiss.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
It's from her kiss. Oooh yeah, my gal names Beth.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
You know she's on meth and when we kiss, the
meth gets in my piss. If you wanna know why
I'm a meth ben bloats from her kiss. It's from
her kiss you. We're done now?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah? I love that song. Isn't that a good song?
Shoop shoot? I like the share?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Is that Carol King? Is that a Carol King? Okay?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
World record, Carol, get a load of this. We're having fun,
right yeah, well, let's put a stop to that. California
woman has broken the Guinness World Record for creating the
world's longest crocheted scarf.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
By an individual. Boy, all right, yeah, indeed.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Carol King did not write Thesfields car who was It
was written by Ruby Clark.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh, Ruby.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Down, inventor of the Clark bar That's right. Okay, you
can buy Clark bars the Cracker.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Barrel every now and and we're getting director supplying tractors.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Record, Daisy p Tack crocheted a scarf measuring nine hundred
and eighty one feet eleven inches. Okay, that's apparently just
a few feet shorter than the Eiffel Tower. I saw
a picture or she still can't get her a round
her waist, A big girl. She estimates fair lies lies
(16:10):
record breaking scarf required over one thousand dollars worth a yarn.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I hear there's a giraft interested Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'll take you'd have to name a giraffe, Jeffrey. No,
it's a little hackey, isn't it. You don't want to
go with the Dave, Dave, Dave the giraffe Dave? All right,
check out this swell scarf covers my whole you're about
the giraffe who walked into a bar. Markoker said, sorry,
(16:41):
we don't serve long next year, everything's on draft.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Maybe reverse that something like everything we don't serve long next.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
We have the scarf wrapped around all these people. Is
that what we're seeing here?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah? I guess look at the crowd a college bro.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Would they pretty diverse? The neighborhood is that that doesn't exist? No, No,
how did you hear about this? It wasn't word of mouth.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
Oh, there's plenty of scarf left. Looks it looks like
a barrel.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, that's really something unless that's a child, a little
chumpy little kid.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Okay, Well, thank you. Yeah, okay, pro scarf, now you guys,
pro scarf. You know I love.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Them.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, but they're important. They really do help. Then the
cold weather cover up the money maker. Oh yeah, when.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
You dry off after a shower, do you buff?
Speaker 9 (17:37):
I don't do the thing where I put the towel
between my legs and really give the paraneum a scrub
supposed to self dry.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'd like to thank any friend I've ever had. I
considered a friend. Would never do that.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
No, I mean, I think, but Donald Duck does it. Yeah,
I only see it in cartoon.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I don't think it's a real thing.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You've heard it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You heard it from a Robert Klein thing, and now
you won't you won't stop talking talking about it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I don't remember that you don't do it?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Or why do you?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's what he said, Yogi Berra did.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
And Tom thinks it's funny because there's a chance poo.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Probably, I mean, look at.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
I just think it's an odd, odd thing to do,
and then to hang the towel up and come back
for more or later.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Because the first thing you drive is your face when
you get out of the shower, right right, So you
just put that.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
And you know me.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm one towel man. That towel gets used once and
then it's I'm a twicer you are. Yeah, yep, I'll
go all weeks. Some weeks I used.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
To, and then I read an article that confirmed Tom's theory.
Really you really, really?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
But I use a lot of towels. I mean I
love towels.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
How many towels per shower? At least three or four?
Three or four.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
I just enjoy a lot of towels, even at the gym.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, so you do it at the gym because somebody
else has to wash it.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Well, I have to wash it at home. But I
I like a lot of taels. I've always been teased
about it since I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I love it. Interesting you like a lot of napkins? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I mean what do you do with all these towels?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Wrap it around my head like the ladies do rab
the shoulders my butt?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Crack?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Do you ever look in the mirror and go, I'm
Carmel Miranda some morning when I'm feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Now, when you wrap it around your head, what are
you wrapping it around? It's not to dry your hair, right,
my hair? You've seen that, right? See what nothing you
looked at the mirror, not me. I'm just saying, Okay,
wrap a towel around my head.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like you do. You're WEIRDO. I don't. I never figured.
I never knew how women did that.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
It's like an art. They have to say, there's a
course in eighth grade. Yeah, they have to take it.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I bet you have a I bet you have a Turby,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I do. I love it Turby's miss.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I think I realized what I'm gonna get pat for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
A turb towel.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Turby towel that half turban, half towel. Yeah, it's made
to wrap around your head. Yeah. Do speak in a
funny voice when you saw it.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
No, fifteen years ago we talked it was a brand
of Jarby that went out of business.
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Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
Not only is the Bob and Tom Show live every
weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little
extra in case you missed anything on the Big Show today. Kastaki,
Economopolis plus Jeff Oscay and a stupid world record. It's
coming up in just a minute.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
November is heating up for US soccer in the States.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Need to be a little more Moustery.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Week International friendlies for the mon.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh callum. That was an asking how the Black Friday
Friendly for the women.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Expectations have always been here for this team. We understand that.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Listen anywhere on the go with the Westwood one Sports app.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
And the behind the scenes stories catch the US Soccer podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Boy, do we have an episode for you.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Follow and listen on your favorite platform.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
I bought some Twinkie, I bought some ding Dongs. I
bought some hose and some powdered sugar donuts. I poured
some sugar in my PEPSI I had seven cups of
coffee with some fudge. I ate a Snickers bar, I
ate a Almond Joy. I poured some sugar on a
milky way and ate it and now I'm driving on
(01:22):
the freeway and if you cut me off, I think
a mona.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, kill you, kill you.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
I pulled out of my nose.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I poured some sugar on the booger.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And I ate it.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I made sugar buggers made.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Yeah, yeah, sugar, sugar kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Sugar's good. Yeah, here's some extra. This is Bob and
Tom extra.
Speaker 8 (01:51):
We are going to hook up, I think with a
comedian NFL guy, Kostak Aconomopolis. Oh wow, you look very
patriotic today with Falcons jersey. They were big winners last
season on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It, so he knows that's his. Yeah, that's right. That's nice.
You've got the big Falcons logo by your right boob.
It's ridiculous. The shirt is.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sort of a soccer Wow, it does. That is one
of the ugly shirts I've ever seen. But that's the total.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Agree more. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 8 (02:22):
Yes, you should be parking cars at the stadium. That
is that is what that looks.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Did your daughter do that for you?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This is a.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Gift from a guy doing gig for in Wisconsin. He
gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look, I can't pay you.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
I'm guessing the guy's name was also Kostocky because he
was trying to trying to get rid of it. When
you were a kid, did you ever go into one
of those truck stops and try to find a license
plate that said Kostoki on it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, my whole life. Yeah yeah, yeah, never got one
of those key chains.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
But you didn't get one because remember I sent you one?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah, I have one now it goes on the Christmas time.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Never seen anybody set up? Will you thank me in
my life? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Now, Well, Kastaki is the proprietor of a special places
you can find in the world of social media. It's
all about participating in in joke therapy. And you're gonna
uh give us some all pro line stuff right now, Kastaki?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, all prolides on all your favorite social media platforms.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The jets are so bad.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Even those stone faced guards outside of Buckingham Palace were giggling.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
How about those hats? How about those hats?
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I don't know how.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
You talk about impractical hat. I mean the Pope, the
Pope things pretty impractical, but those things. If it rains,
it's just our wing a lot free.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It has to be the standard practical hat.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, well they do.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
But you know those big, those big, gigantic black things
that it does prove that there were obviously gay designers
back in the early taste Guard uniform.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
You think they were the eighteen hundreds in England?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
England weirdo, the Greeks, the English perfected sawmy okay?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh nice.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
The Jets are considering going dressed on Halloween as a
professional football team.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
No, suggest that they aren't. They're not. They're not very good.
The Jets are so bad. The next Top.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Gun sequel is about the Coast Guard.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
They're embarrassed to make more jet movies. They're very embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Hey, Jets, you're supposed to circle the airport, not the drade.
The Jets are so bad. Don McLean is writing them
a song.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
What a great artist.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
The Jets are so bad the ghost of John Denver
wants to fly them.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's that. Oh there.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
The only think louder than that the Jets taking off
is the sucking sound when they take the field.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
They're the good.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
They're now flying NonStop to oh and sixteen, I hope
are so bad. They're listening to the New York Suck
Exchange Oil. Yes, at least Anthony Richardson is now the
second most notorious football story in Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thank you, Mark Sanchez. That's good. He's out of the hospital.
By the way, he's out of the hospital. He might
face jail time.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
He's hoping to get credit for time served as a.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
New York Jet.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
How much does it suck for the butt fumble to
be the second most embarrassing thing in your life? His
former coach, Rex Ryan, was not reachable for comment. He
was busy perusing sweet ass.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Feet dot com. That's right, Rex teeth are so white.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
They bought a Prius super They asked to speak.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
To the manager. They're very, very white. That's a great joke.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I think if you stand next to Rex you get
one of those weird sunburns like in close encounters.
Speaker 9 (06:07):
Those are white teeth, Kataki, I saw there, very very yeah.
I saw them at a Matchbox twenty concert.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
There you go. White teeth, white, super white white.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Rex Ryan's teeth just ordered a pumpkin spice Lotte.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I'm super white.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
They moved to my neighborhood. Kisaki a terrific stand up comedian.
Thanks Kustoki.
Speaker 9 (06:33):
It's on those kids and trying to make fart noises
that anymore. That was very moist. Josh turn turning scarlet.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, sorry, Oh I have a whip whip.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
No, no, tell me more, traveling clown, you have a
whip a wind bag?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Okay, a correction, we got something wrong. That's impossible.
Speaker 9 (07:08):
I asked if the word Impulse would make a good
car name, and we kind of thought, well maybe. Well,
turns out, according to Steve Azuzu made a little sports
coop called the Impulse lasted a couple generations.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I had, I had no idea. I had an Asuzu Trooper.
Loved it? Did you? I had?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
The first year was available in the United States, the
two door Asuzu Trooper, and it was a big, square,
boxy thing. It looks it looks now in retrospect it
looks like a like a Defender from range Rover. But
when you hit the freeway on that thing, if if
there was a mild puff of wind, you had to
grab that steering wheel.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I love that thing.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
They don't Assusu doesn't distribute cars in the States anymore, right,
Oh really, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Remember remember Joe, Yeah, the liar guy or whatever? Was
he a comedian? That. I think that too. I always
wondered where he came he as an actor.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
He was an empty nest. Yeah right, and he was
one of the Harry christna is an airplane.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's right. Yes, that's right. That's yikes. Well very very good,
well well worth the correction. Yeah. I don't think they
still sell cars in the States. But the one I
had was great.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
He had a trooper too, didn't you twenty plus years yeah,
David Leisure, Yes, he was terrific.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:30):
Now we have to I asked mister Oski to come
in here because this one story kind of involves a
situation that that Jeff was involved with.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
A professional tennis player who claims that a kiss caused
a positive meth amphet I mean drug test was suspended
for four years by the International Tennis Integrity.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Agency kissing a meth mouth Last week.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Gone Calo Aliviira from Venezuela, provisionally suspended in January following
a positive test in November twenty four competing at the
ATP Challenger event in Mexico. He's from Portugal, denied taking
the drug that made his argument at a hearing with
an independent tribunal.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I did not take it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The drugs present presence was unintentional. This is not the
first time an athlete said a positive drug test happened
because of kissing.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I would never take the drugs. And French, do you
buy into this? Do you think this is I don't know,
I don't know the story. Did the woman he kiss
have any teeth?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
French Olympic fencer Yeah. Sora Thibis was cleared in July
by the Court of Arbitration of doping allegations after judges
except that she was contaminated with the anabolic steroid osterne
in twenty twenty four by kissing her American partner over
a period of nine days.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Kissed her period period.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
A long period, nine days. That's not normal.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh yeah, she's lightheaded nine days, nine day.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Not defending your life nine days, nine days, okay. In
two thousand and nine, Richard Gasket.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
Get the Gaskett, Dick Gaskett, If ever there was a
porno name Dick Gasket.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
He escaped.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
Don't stop that leakage. That was original name for condoms.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
The Tennis Federation Tribunal panel ruled that he accidentally took
cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
Okay, so there is a precedent then, But first of all,
I love the swiftest of justice in this case. This
guy was nailed in more than almost a year ago,
and now they're just coming up with this conclusion. Seems
a I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
A thorough investigation. It can't take that long. I uh,
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
So, Jeff, have you had experience with a similar I oh, man,
this was a long time ago. I was a different person.
Lots of bad life choices had led to my girlfriend.
She was on probation at the time, all right, and
would twice a week have to go and make a drop.
(11:19):
She was clean, she was doing everything she was supposed
to drop urine yes, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, not like a drop like drugs.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
Yeah, she had to go and make a urine drop
twice a week. I would take her to the urine
drops or whatever. I though was still smoking a lot
of pot during this time, but not around her. So
she gets a call up from her probation officer, Hey,
you had a dirty drop.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
You have to go to court this Friday. I take
her to court. The court is packed.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
She goes up in front of the judge, and the
judge says, ma'am, you tested positive for marijuana.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You're going to go to jail. What is your defense?
Speaker 10 (12:04):
And she says, well, my boyfriend smokes a lot of
pot and I give him a lot of oral This
is probably how I tested positive. The judge laughed, the
bailiff laughed, the entire court laughed. Her dad, sitting next
(12:25):
to me, did not laugh. I did not laugh. And
she ended up spending the week in jail. Oh man,
that she was clean or do.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You think no?
Speaker 5 (12:37):
She was?
Speaker 10 (12:37):
I believe she was clean. I was taking she had
injured herself. I was taking care of her at the time.
She was not doing pot. You made her do that
while she was injured.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
I you're dirty, dirty, We have.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Nothing better to do. She couldn't go to work.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
So apparently this was not a facial injury.
Speaker 10 (12:58):
No, that is wow. So that was not a good
enough defense for uh it. I see she did spend
the weekend and.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, there there's some precedent for this. We remember, Christie.
We had a story a few years ago about someone
that claimed that they got it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
During intimate relationships.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Yeah, during intimate relations So who knows we'd have to
touch it.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I mean it sounds plausible obviously.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
Yeah, in this case, she just needed to separate the
seed from the chat hot stems and seeds.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
You see, we know one thing about your former girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
She took it like a champ. Ye don't get like
a champ and the jail sentence. Yeah, well, uh does
that conclude sport? No, it does not. Kidding, I appreciate that. Sid.
You like hearing about Jeff's dirt bag life, don't you?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
He does.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It was one of the nicest guys. I know he's No,
he's a great dad. Great.
Speaker 9 (14:03):
No, but really, you get a kick out of hearing
about the filthy uh, escapades of.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The semi underbelot.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
The back of the days when we lived with dirty
leg guy. I get kind of a kick out it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I believe Pat has a song Tom really yeah on
that story.
Speaker 11 (14:21):
Yeah, my on drugs. They wanna know it's in my system,
but I swear it ain't. So is it in my hair?
Oh yes, you'll find her. There is it in my
pe Oh yes, testinacy. If you wanna know why I'm
a meth or blow, it's from her kiss.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
It's from her kiss. Oooh yeah, my gal names Beth.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
You know she's on meth and when we kiss, the
meth gets in my piss. If you wanna know why
I'm a meth ben bloats from her kiss. It's from
her kiss you. We're done now?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah? I love that song. Isn't that a good song?
Shoop shoot? I like the share?
Speaker 11 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Is that Carol King? Is that a Carol King? Okay?
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
World record, Carol, get a load of this. We're having fun,
right yeah, well, let's put a stop to that. California
woman has broken the Guinness World Record for creating the
world's longest crocheted scarf.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
By an individual. Boy, all right, yeah, indeed.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Carol King did not write Thesfields car who was It
was written by Ruby Clark.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Oh, Ruby.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Down, inventor of the Clark bar That's right. Okay, you
can buy Clark bars the Cracker.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Barrel every now and and we're getting director supplying tractors.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Record, Daisy p Tack crocheted a scarf measuring nine hundred
and eighty one feet eleven inches. Okay, that's apparently just
a few feet shorter than the Eiffel Tower. I saw
a picture or she still can't get her a round
her waist, A big girl. She estimates fair lies lies
(16:10):
record breaking scarf required over one thousand dollars worth a yarn.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I hear there's a giraft interested Jeffrey.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'll take you'd have to name a giraffe, Jeffrey. No,
it's a little hackey, isn't it. You don't want to
go with the Dave, Dave, Dave the giraffe Dave? All right,
check out this swell scarf covers my whole you're about
the giraffe who walked into a bar. Markoker said, sorry,
(16:41):
we don't serve long next year, everything's on draft.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Maybe reverse that something like everything we don't serve long next.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
We have the scarf wrapped around all these people. Is
that what we're seeing here?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yeah? I guess look at the crowd a college bro.
Speaker 11 (17:00):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Would they pretty diverse? The neighborhood is that that doesn't exist? No, No,
how did you hear about this? It wasn't word of mouth.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I can tell you that.
Speaker 9 (17:11):
Oh, there's plenty of scarf left. Looks it looks like
a barrel.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, that's really something unless that's a child, a little
chumpy little kid.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Okay, Well, thank you. Yeah, okay, pro scarf, now you guys,
pro scarf. You know I love.
Speaker 11 (17:29):
Them.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, but they're important. They really do help. Then the
cold weather cover up the money maker. Oh yeah, when.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
You dry off after a shower, do you buff?
Speaker 9 (17:37):
I don't do the thing where I put the towel
between my legs and really give the paraneum a scrub
supposed to self dry.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Right.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'd like to thank any friend I've ever had. I
considered a friend. Would never do that.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
No, I mean, I think, but Donald Duck does it. Yeah,
I only see it in cartoon.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I don't think it's a real thing.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You've heard it.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You heard it from a Robert Klein thing, and now
you won't you won't stop talking talking about it.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I don't remember that you don't do it?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Or why do you?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's what he said, Yogi Berra did.
Speaker 9 (18:05):
And Tom thinks it's funny because there's a chance poo.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Probably, I mean, look at.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
I just think it's an odd, odd thing to do,
and then to hang the towel up and come back
for more or later.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Because the first thing you drive is your face when
you get out of the shower, right right, So you
just put that.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
And you know me.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
I'm one towel man. That towel gets used once and
then it's I'm a twicer you are. Yeah, yep, I'll
go all weeks. Some weeks I used.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
To, and then I read an article that confirmed Tom's theory.
Really you really, really?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
But I use a lot of towels. I mean I
love towels.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
How many towels per shower? At least three or four?
Three or four.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
I just enjoy a lot of towels, even at the gym.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, so you do it at the gym because somebody
else has to wash it.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Well, I have to wash it at home. But I
I like a lot of taels. I've always been teased
about it since I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
I love it. Interesting you like a lot of napkins? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I mean what do you do with all these towels?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Wrap it around my head like the ladies do rab
the shoulders my butt?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Crack?
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Do you ever look in the mirror and go, I'm
Carmel Miranda some morning when I'm feeling.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Now, when you wrap it around your head, what are
you wrapping it around? It's not to dry your hair, right,
my hair? You've seen that, right? See what nothing you
looked at the mirror, not me. I'm just saying, Okay,
wrap a towel around my head.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Like you do. You're WEIRDO. I don't. I never figured.
I never knew how women did that.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
It's like an art. They have to say, there's a
course in eighth grade. Yeah, they have to take it.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I bet you have a I bet you have a Turby,
don't you.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I do. I love it Turby's miss.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I think I realized what I'm gonna get pat for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
A turb towel.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Turby towel that half turban, half towel. Yeah, it's made
to wrap around your head. Yeah. Do speak in a
funny voice when you saw it.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
No, fifteen years ago we talked it was a brand
of Jarby that went out of business.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's it for another Bob and Tom Show Extra. Catch
us on iTunes, Google Play and Stitcher For Bob and
Tom Extra, This is Christopher take care of Everybody.
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We're in the midst of season seven, and.
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Obviously we had a very successful televisions over ten years.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
That was Superman Beast. Well, you had to make everyone
believe that you are Clark. I gotta be honest. I
was surprised at the end of this episode that I wasn't.
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I was just show talk Phil, this small vill rewatch podcast.
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