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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher.
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Speaker 6 (01:07):
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Smell black chicken.
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Speaker 1 (02:56):
For those of you who always need something extra, go
this is Bob and Tom extra good morning.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, hello babies.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, the nickname thing for the new guy's catching on?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
By catching on, I wanted to know what Tom means. Oh,
I can't imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I've said hello to AA twice today. Right, that's the
new guy. We should explain to Kelly, who's sitting in today,
the fellow that was over there that I was talking
to behind the glass. Yeah, aas our new is it
names Aaron? So I'm trying to get the name AA
to stick.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, just a. Tom says it's catching on because Tom
said it twice. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
And you walked in here and you said hello to
Kelly Collet and said, hey, k C. Yeah, is that
your nickname is?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Now?
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Catch it on?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Let's catching on.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
But I've always been against nicknames that derive from your name,
like Grizzwold for Grizz.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You want something that has to do more with the
personality with an incident.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
Per we call Aaron nails or something, you know, because
he's tough. So you're saying here, say we should call
Godwin a A.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That would be mean or rehab or or rehab. It's
a little funnier than A or the anonymous part I
guess is over right. This also happened in the green room,
Tom goes, I think a A is starting to like
a A. A Goes. You know that.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
He said, no, it's better than chickstick name which was
buck Turd.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Yeah, I used that's a good one that fell out
of my head yesterday, George buck Turd.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
I believe you Ace. Your nickname has always been Ace.
I've never known you as anything but Ace.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Who named you? A school teacher? School teacher called you Ace.
That's cool. I was kind of smart, so going to
answer all the questions. You're an Ace. That's better than
my favorite. Oh god, once upon a time. That's well,
we have a bulletin. Good morning gang from the letter department.
(05:02):
All right, I'm new guy. Aaron's mom yep, mommy mama
a A. I will have you know. Aaron's nickname at
home is kitten. Is by way of paying homage to
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father knows best.
Speaker 8 (05:24):
Uh, oh, there you go. That's just for Tom. I'm
guessing I love the show. Glad he's working with the best. Well,
thank you, Tina. That's very nice of you, and I
think is that really your mom?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
We've called his windows been sealed off. Okay, no sunlight.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Ye, kitten should stick. That's a cute nickname.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
By the way, kitten is a husky gint. Oh, well,
I mean is that fair?
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I think you meant and I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
No, no, no, he's a big guy. Yeah, what's your point? Kitten?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Kittens are a little and small and cute.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Well, that's what that's that's a nick That is a nickname,
curly for a bald guy.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Curly.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
So but maybe it's because he'll come up to you
and let you pet his pause if you're sweet enough to.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, you scratch his as he kind of lifts it up.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Really along the keyboard to work, and when he walked
it away from you.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
But you know, okay, you're talking about a good and
sitting in with the at the news desk. It is
once again Miss Kelly Collette, who I understand a big adventure.
You're about to move to New York.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
City, splitting some time there, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It is exciting.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Yeah, we were talking about how I'm kind of afraid
of the subway. I'm a little afraid of eating stuff
on it.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
You'll be fine, You'll be fine, yeah, Or you should
be afraid of the subway.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
You'll actually pick up spent those years in New York
City and never had anything.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
In the third he's when there were half as many people.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I was just in New York last year and I
took the subway several times.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Well, but you're probably one of those weird you're a
cold guy though, you're you know, I would.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Mess with you very intimidating. Yeah that guy, Oh he's
I'm robbing him blind.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Yeah yeah, I'm beating him till I hit subway floor.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Okay, I'll try to do one. I'm sorry, talking into
having more fun. It's time out to check in with letters.
Do you have any letters over there?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
I do, Dear Bobby tops show, there was a new
cat in my area. Oh, it's always fun, kitty cat
and I I did not give him a can of tuna.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, I did not.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
He has now brought all his friends to my back
door and they are picketing outside my house with this
is abuse signs.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, cat's no abuse when they see
it now, Josh, if you know that comment.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Is your kiddy and an organizer.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, she's She is a schemer, but on her own.
Although there we think Biscuit might the other cat might
be the organizer. Yeah, that's his sister brother her sister. Yeah, yeah,
they're sisters. Do you have biscuit and gravy or do
you do you have both of them at your place? Uh? Yeah,
yeah yeah, and uh, gravy is often accusing me. She
(08:22):
doesn't speak great English, as you know. Cat. There's a
lot of rs and m's and when she picked up yeah, yeah,
So she's always asking for things, like the other day
she wanted part of my burger and I said, no, gravy,
this is for me. Well this is this is just
buse And so now it's it's catching on.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
And dear Bob and Tom show. This is from Crystal
in Mason City, Iowa. I love listening to Josh imitate
his cat. Why has no one come up with the
idea to do a bunch of quick cartoons Josh and
his cat?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh all right, happy to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
We got a cat news story for you, headline Associated Press.
Missing Virginia store cat found after hitching ride to another state.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Whoa I love don't you loveda cats and storecats? But
this cat?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
This cat A dog? I love store dogs too, store
dog yeah, oh yeah, I love store dog.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I in fact, next week. By the way, we're going
to have a dog here. That is a technical issue
that I can't discuss. But one of my dogs has
to be here all next week.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Okay, all right, breaking your own rule of no dogs.
Well I have to walk it all day. Yeah, how
did that happen? We can't bring dogs in someone who's
in the bottom. What he meant to say was only
certain breeds of dogs. Well, that's of course true. That
is true. He thinks Boston's areas are ugly. That's you. Yeah, no,
I like Boston. He oh guy, it freaks. So here's
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the story.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
A store cat went missing from a Low's, you know,
the giant hardware store in Virginia.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
A cat would love a lose, no kidding.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
And aren't there is it a nationwide in the chain
of loads that every store has to have birds in
the ceiling?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Is that I think it just happened?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Well, I think that's why you want the cat. You
know that that cat is climbing up stacks of lumber,
going okay, mister birds.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And I was there the other day and I hear
this is it a bear?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Big bird?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I love that, don't you? Store birds?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I love Francine is the name of the cat. A
calico cat had disappeared from the store in Richmond, Virginia,
apparently had hopped on a truck while they were bringing
in items for the upcoming Christmas sale.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If it's a calico, it is a girl. All calico
cats are girls. Is that true?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (10:46):
I thought I heard that too.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Now we're going to get letters. I stopped making stuff up?
What miss Francine. The cat was discovered at the company's
distribution center in Gary'sburg, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh, well traveled kitty.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Two Low's employees made the ninety minute drive to retrieve
the beloved feline and bring her back home to the
Lowe's Hardware store.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's a fun ride. Huh.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
That's a sweet story, little kitty having some fun.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Garrysburg, North Carolina. Huh.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Isn't that the New York of the Eastern seaboard?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That it's beautiful there.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Maybe it was trying to leave you. They're just like
all I see is the store.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh, that would be heaven for a cat. As chick said,
You've got birds.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Everywhere, but can't they love being where they're not? Yes, and.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Cats and Christmas trees don't necessarily get along.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, I got lucky. Yeah, I had a couple of
ornaments knocked over, and then she got it out of
her system.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
The Christmas trees had to get them out.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
There was a point in my life where I had
to this high strength wire. You had to nail it
to the Christmas tree, to the floor and and to
the ceiling because the cats would just run up. Yeah. Yeah,
and there. You couldn't correct the cats because they had
a better life than possibly the guy that was living
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in that Oh yeah, oh yeah, one doesn't correct, No,
don't correct.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
In your parlance. Was there a calico person involved?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
It might have been a female. Okay, okay, very very good.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
But that's a sweet little kiddie story this morning.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Now, can I tell? Can I tell my kitten story?
I love?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
It's not it's not quite the season yet. No, especially
in front of company. Okay, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
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Dear Bob and Tom Show. Baby Tom is from our
twelve year old? Was this a letter by the twelve
year old? Or no? This is from alex dad Well
asking for Coleslaw. She referred to it as ranchi salad.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yes, perfectly valid.
Speaker 8 (13:53):
But isn't there Coleslaw dressing that's specifically for Coleslaw?
Speaker 7 (13:59):
Wasn't it just manname?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I guess you could just dump a bunch of ranch
in there, but I think like Marsetti's I believe makes
a coleslaugh.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Oh nice, it says.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
And the secret to Coleslaw is not too much of
the liquid.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, yeah, you don't want to Yeah, you don't want
to know. You don't want it too runny, too wet? Yeah,
I don't like it wet?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yes, what other things we don't like?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Wet? You put Colesa on a sandwich. Oh, dude, on
like a barbecue brisket sandwich. Ruben doesn't know that doesn't gross,
says the incorrect.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
I have never eaten coleslaw in my entire life.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Look at it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh, it's good though, if it will make you feel
any better.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
I was at least fifty before I realized it wasn't
cold slaw.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
I probably eat cold slops like.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Something that would make Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It was. Originally coleslaw roasting over and open fire.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
It's messy, and now it's not for my cat story.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Put a fire out.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
From Grand Island, Nebraska. Dear Bob and Tom.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Show, I don't know there was an island.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I heard Josh and Tom. I wasn't making fun of
I heard Josh and Tom making fun of Rush fans
calling them nerds.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well that was me. And by the way I was
calling them nerds, I wasn't necessarily making fun of them.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
And I might point out that they know their nerds
and they're proud exactly theirs.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's kind of what I was saying too.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
And I would imagine all their apps work and they
know how much they're spending every month because they're nerds.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Well, Vern from Grand Island. Right, so I've seen them
live twice. I've never played Dungeons and Dragons or watched
Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Peace, okay, right in back, say Winter's coming.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Well we're talking about the band Rush is there. The
two surviving members have chosen a wonderful what's her name,
Nikita or something some German?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay, I was close. Her name is Kruse Jeff Hoffbro.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
A lot of bands are doing that, They're replacing the
dead members with women. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's just one
other band. Sorry, everybody's doing it one other party.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
It's the same thing when the Allman Brothers replaced Dwayne
with a keyboard player right.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Cz top, just as one bearded lady.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
That would be yeah talking, yeah, bass player, bearded lady.
I want to see that video.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Were you strangely attracted to the bearded lady, Josh, No,
it was never my thing me either. Anybody liked the
bearded lady.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
I prefer the scorpion woman with extra legs.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
The only one time I went to one of those
freak shows.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It was at the Fair. Oh you those freak you out?
I know they did, and.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It was essentially you're walking through a disease. Ward, you
know what is it? The alligator woman? A woman horrible soriases?
Just so you saw it with actual people off.
Speaker 7 (17:06):
They're just trying to spin what ailment they have.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Lobster Boy, of course, Lobster Boy was the king of
those shows.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Did you hear see the documentary?
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Yeah, with unusual hands. Yeah, I eat that stuff kind
of freaks me on.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
The only freak show I went to. It was just
stuff and jars. It was like a steak fair and
let's go into the freak show maybe with three heads
and yeah, it was like a doll and like an
alligator tail sewing together. Yeah, yeah, it was good. Fact.
Have you seen the movie Freaks? Yeah? Of course? Yeah.
Ever seen that missing.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
I have not. Is it a horror movie?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
It is? It serves a guy in that.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Freaky Friday scary. This is it a sequel to.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's vastly different.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
The guy doesn't have any arms or legs, and he
uh like a match out of a matchbox and lights
a cigarette.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
And he's squirming around with a dagger in his mouth.
You're amazing. Oh yeah, it has it has real back
then what they would have called free.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yeah, but people who have various freaks, right, but it's what's.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You're worried about nineteen twenty nine freaks. I don'ant to
not come in here.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
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