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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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On the Big Show today.
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A stupid world record, a one hundred and thirteenth birthday,
and a fuh cup.
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Take a Theater presentation a death in the family.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
Hey, listen, though, thanks a lot for letting me stay
here until we get mom's memorial service put together.
Speaker 8 (01:17):
No, no, no problem here, I really appreciate it. After all.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
My little brother.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Thanks, And it's just also sudden. Last time I talked
to her, she was she was in great hell.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
No, she was sick, kind of sick, but she just
wasn't one to Yeah, I wasn't one to complain.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Really, I had no idea.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I enjoy you, you know, being here and a lonely
here without Mom around. My bet pretty quiet here, that's
very very quiet. And by the way, this is delicious.
I didn't realize where a cook you are. Oh, it's
one of the best meals I've had a long time met,
the most unusual more peace no for me listen to.
(02:01):
While we're on the subject of mother, sometimes kind of
been needing to tell you, what's that. Well, I've got
a confession to make. I I never really cared for mother.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You never really I never really cared for mother.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
I know I ever talked about him.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
What do you mean?
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You've had two helpings spectat.
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Speaker 5 (02:45):
Now.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I thought we'd kind of break the format for just
a second before we get to the letters.
Speaker 8 (02:50):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Because I mentioned a few minutes ago that I wanted
to show you guys a photograph that I thought you
might recoil from this is our world record for today.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
O oh no, that's not the world record.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's that's today in history. This isn't that's today in history.
Hang on, keep going, okay, hang on, Nope, that's not it.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
There we go, world record.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I'm okay, okay, go ahead, gad the world record. Oh
you want me to do it? That thought I indicated
that if you I'm totally I thought you had it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I thought it was part of.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Your surprise package.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It is the surprise.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
The world's oldest man recently celebrated his one hundred and
thirteenth birthday. Yow yao j o ao yo woa.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Joel jo.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think I assume it's a jay. Isn't like an wan,
so it would be.
Speaker 10 (03:51):
Wow wow, all the money wow, Christopher Walking Wow, uh wow,
marinoo wow.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And in the same yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
His last name is an et O Wow. He's uh
from Brazil. Turned one hundred and thirteen on October five.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a photograph of y I'm
sure see I told you you'd recoil.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's no way to live. Boy. It looks like one
of those scary Halloween masks with a melting face. I
mean the one on the right. He looks exactly like Gollum. Yeah,
one of Tom's shirts on. Yeah, he's wearing a nice,
nice black boy golf shirt. I think you've got the
same shirt on. I've got a oh oh my god.
That is at somebody put him down, somebody we need
(04:46):
he's not a happy human.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We need a side by side. But the Guinness people
to the Guinness people checked? Is the Guinness people checked
as what do you call it? Birth certificate? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah, they better check his pulse, yeah, mister.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
He was named the oldest man living in November last year,
following the death of of course, you remember the United
Kingdom's John Tennis Wood lucky son of it was age
one hundred and twelve. For the relief that death will
brew man.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
The guy's got more hair than I do.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Did he have a full head of hair?
Speaker 8 (05:21):
Let's see it again, Let's see it again.
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I want to see it up.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Again once again. And he's in he's in Brazil. Is
that correct?
Speaker 11 (05:28):
You put an emoji over his face.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I don't know why I'm making fun of. That's how
I'm going to look at sixty four.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
On your hair up there. Look, I'm looking.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's it's not his wife. He's holding up you know.
I've heard that. Your ears and your.
Speaker 11 (05:43):
Nose, it's their happy anniversary, never.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Never stopped growing. No, if his wife was alive, he'd
already be long dead.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's really, that's right, women and women?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Am I right? Josh? Am I right?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Am I right?
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Alright?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I lived long.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Enough to lick one of those Brazilian butt lifts.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Added a few years your life.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I'm sorry, it's time to get to the letters. If
he had an orgasm, he would just dust away. It
would be a puff of smoke and that would be nothing.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
Right.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, that's a that's one old man. Yes, that is
one old dude.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I would suspect he'll be losing that crown shortly. Yeah,
King his dad probably, I'm sure that Beguinness. People have
the next four or five of them ready to go.
Probably pull the trigger.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We're ready to go.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
We've got big, big doings about This is from Dean.
I was listening to the discussion you guys were talking
about how to pronounce the noodle dish fuh, and I
thought you guys would get a kick out of what
I found at our local Safeway grocery store in Pendleton, Oregon.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is p h oh okay.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
And you know how we have a couple of noodles here.
You know you've seen everybody seen a couple of noodles.
Couple of noodles are great. Well, evidently the fa they
also have half a cup and it was in the
grocery store.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Do we have a photograph of we do?
Speaker 8 (07:21):
I was? I was told we did.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
He's standing in the Safeway in Pendleton, Oregon holding the
cup up. How is it spelled p h o k
u p oh oh phah oh A real cup?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Well this was in the news last week.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
As in why did I hire my son? And while
he's a real exactly, there's this Actually, while you're digging
for that photograph which he paala can't find, we had
a really serious story regarding a social media trend that's
(08:01):
causing severe burns and children. Oh yeah, this is this
is no joke. It's yeah, it's a it's one of
those moronic TikTok things called the k Pop noodle challenge.
H and it's from the uh apparently the the movie
k Pop Demon Hunters is the most viewed film in
(08:22):
the history of Netflix.
Speaker 11 (08:23):
Yeah, health experts are warning parents about a dangerous viral
trend tied to a new animated film, according to Shriner's
Hospital for Children, the so called k Pop Noodle challenge
right on social media after the release of the Netflix
movie k Pop Demon Hunters. Is this like an animated band,
(08:43):
Like they sing songs and stuff?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Right?
Speaker 11 (08:45):
Are you familiar with this?
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Contextually?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It seems like, Yeah, I was being serenaded with the
album yesterday. There's lots of singing, okay, and it's it
kind of reminded me of Hamilton. A lot of words, oh,
a lot of words per minute the songs, and I
was pressed that my nine year old was able to
just spout them.
Speaker 11 (09:04):
The stunt encourages kids to eat instant noodles the way
the film's characters do while filming themselves for social media.
Doctors say the risk isn't in the noodles, it's in
the flimsy microwaveable cups they come in. When children slurp
the hot broth on camera, the cups can tip over,
spilling scalding liquid that can cause serious burn injuries.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Yeah, those microwaves gets sneaky hot as far as.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Food, they say, they say the instant noodles have been
linked to a third of pediatric burns. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
so it's I mean, this is not a it's not
a joke. It's very serious. So if it's they that
they come out very hot and then they tip over.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
So now you don't treat your your daughters, your little
daughters like you do everybody else when they try to
share a song with you. You don't. You don't tell your girls.
Oh that's that's derivative. Almond Brothers did that forty years ago, don't.
The really is awful. The k pop stuff is far
from the Allman Brothers. Okay, we do have the video now, No,
(10:06):
we know something else. Our special guest already. Okay, uh
there we go, there we go. It's Kristy leeha. We
can see you. Go ahead, start talking.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
I said.
Speaker 12 (10:25):
This is our group. We are from collect Travel Wonderful
British Landscape Tour. We've wrapped up right outside of Buckingham Palace.
This is our tour guide. Shane John.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Love it love everything about.
Speaker 12 (10:42):
John spells his name with an E. So I got
it wrong every frigging day. Yeah, yes, yes, good.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
Morning everyone, Good morning, Good morning from me here anyway,
don't patch.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
Yes, but he he did want I can tell you
that we did have quite a bit of what mushy peas.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Oh, mushy peas, peas and sticky yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:10):
I think the UK are now in deficit on mushy
peas and sticky toffee pudding because the group has been
devouring it.
Speaker 10 (11:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (11:20):
On fishing chips, yeah, I think the the UK fishing
industry is now saved just from the amount of fish
and chips being devoured.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
We're good, yeah, no, our last day.
Speaker 12 (11:34):
We've had a wonderful, wonderful trip.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Everybody did have a great time, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
They're all yelling and also.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Very much never never met you before, that's.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
Us, but we wanted to call in and just say
hello and thanks everybody for making this possible. We had
a great time and we highly recommend you come coming
to the UK.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Right, Yeah, come to the UK.
Speaker 12 (12:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (12:04):
When when he gets the passport controlled, just us for
Sean and comes up me and I'll come and get.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
You all right, thank you Sean. For a second, I
thought that was the guy from Brazil. I didn't know
what was going I could have he could have could
have been his brother, Yeah, delayed there a younger brother.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
And where were we?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh yeah, we were talking about the the phone noodles
and did we ever find that, I.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Mean, the Fa noodles.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
It's spelled p h o, but it's pronounced fa.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
That's the phone cop Yeah. Yeah, she was pronouncing it
as it's written. Right, that's all. It's a cup but
that was a little too clear.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, a cup of fa.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah yeah, Okay, In any event, be careful if you
there there's the guy holding him up. Uh, and it's
and it's cup spelled that you'd mentioned with a k oh,
that is hello. Do you suppose that's deliberate? Do you
think they get that? No?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I don't think Remember they they think didn't Donkey Kong
was not supposed to be monkey Kong, but they don't
know how they misspelled monkey.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We can move forward.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Whoever schedule that zoom threw him off for the rest
of the morning. Night, we are gonna have a meeting.
I'm calling a meeting. Oh yeah, hang on, we'll be
right back after this. From a stay at home mom,
the kids are at.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Okay, Dear Bob and Tom show Chick mentioned something about
flip number clocks at the start of the show I
did last week.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
I love the flip number clocks.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
I am the owner of a late sixties early seventies
General Electric Electric flip number clock I had found in
the woods by my house when hiking one day.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
How odd that sounds like a horror movie.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
This sounds like.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
This is the hour you will die a manifest And
this is the exact time.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
But I can't tell you the date. It's jammed one day,
the date pops up, it's today. If it hits midnight,
you have an hour to leave. I took it home,
cleaned it up, clean the inside out. It works perfectly fine.
It's still going to day and yesterday, for instance, it
was a pain in the ass to change it at
daylight saving time. Uh, that's Nate in Jopplain, Missouri.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
When is daylight savings time?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
First? November Sunday in November November? Okay, all right, I've
got a letter over here, go baby, go. First time emailer. Hello,
I want to let you guys know the orange slice
in iced tea is absolutely amazing.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
That's weird for you to email your own show.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Why would you do you know, but this is from Cody.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Where's he's listening in Toledo? And then he says, go
pack go so a Green Bay fan in Toledo, Ohio.
Once again, I recommend an orange slice rather than the
common lemon. So, are we're talking wedge or Okay? Well yeah,
I mean like blue moon? Yeah either either way, this
(15:27):
is very very effective. I've got a little tom speak
from Joshua. Joshua writes, I took my two kids to
Myrtle Beach for our family vacation. My other two sons
live in North Carolina. They drove down to meet us.
My fourteen year old son wanted his brother to bring
him a Hawaiian shirt. Okay, he couldn't remember the name
(15:49):
Hawaiian shirt, so instead he asked his brother to bring
him a beach flannel. Very nice, Joshua. That's that's a
good one. Joshua from Pickwell, Ohio. Picka, I think the
Tri Cities.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I think that's Miami County, pick Withatroy, Sydney, Well pick Reatroy, Covington,
actually the Tri City area.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Okay, Sydney's just down the road. And he says, search
organized conquer. Okay, Well, thank you, Joshua, We appreciate the
letter and the sentiment. What else you got, Dear Jess?
Speaker 8 (16:20):
Do you have a letter?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
I do?
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Friday morning, Miss Hooker mentioned that she she had stumbled
upon her mom's party line and she would pick up
the phone and hear people talking. Not to ruin your
childhood or anything, Jess, but most likely you stumbled upon
your mom's swinger hookup line.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
From will in Iowa?
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Is that a thing? Was there a swinger hookup line?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Is that a I would say?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
So?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
I mentioned that there was some something we called the
beep line, okay, and it was a number you would
call and then you'd hear these long beeps, and then
between the beeps, anybody who would called it could start talking.
It was obviously pre Internet, and it was a I suppose,
a weird way one.
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Could hook up.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Where are you now?
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Do you remember what word you used in Cleveland for
the first three digits in your phone number? Like skyline, skyline, skyline,
and then the numbers? Yeah, line seven six, it was
eight five to two. And in London, but there wasn't
u l two is what we used.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I wonder why they stopped doing that.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I don't know because Klondike's are famous. When Klondike nine
seven four.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I heard I was watching an old movie in black
and white and they went kl five and that's still
five five five. You know you're not pulling anybody. We
know what you're doing.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
I like that though, because the five five five always
ruins movie that's alive. That's how Klondike got so famous.
I guess probably see how I did that? Well, would
you do for a Klondac bar anybody?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:58):
I just buy one check out and just get a box. Yeah,
I'm not gonna get in any event. I was.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We kind of got interrupted halfway through that. That is
a serious thing, by the way, about the those noodles,
so just be careful, bombs and dads. He's so mad.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
It ruined two different stories that I spent an hour editing.
So thanks.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
More letters coming up.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I thought that was the surprising he presented us, was it?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
It was supposed to be well, and then he couldn't.
He couldn't take it.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
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