The BOB & TOM Show - November 11, 2025 - The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the Bob and Tom Show. I went to college.
I was in the Marine Corps and the Marines for
a while. Yeah, I like her.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was great. You get to yell and screen. They're
doing an awesome job, aren't they. The Marine Corps the best,
my favorite. I love it because you get to you
get to march all around everywhere, you go high, you're
a greasy grand and get a hold of panic.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Week like Foret that I used to goofall ice to
only call left, I.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Have, I have, I have, I'll get you home early.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But the drill instructures were the best because they're in
saying Marine Corps drill instructure. They're like they're tough guys,
and they scream and yells the whole time, and everything contradicts.
You know, it's like, come here, get back, come here,
get back, get up here, get away from me, sit out,
sucking up, no good.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'll standing.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'll standing. That's the favorite word in the military. I'll
stand today, we're going to hit in the head of
the pipe.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I'll standing.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I came out of boot camp. I was a little
bit wacky. I'm cool now, thank goodness.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
When I came out out was nuts, and it takes
a while to a justice the civilian world when you
come out of boot camp because you're so fired up.
When I came out that same week my sister got married.
Me seat people at the wedding. I accepted the assignment.
You know, these people will come walking up to me
in front of the church like, oh, you must be
Patricia's brother.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sit down, I don't want to be your friend. Get
your eyes off me. What is your major mouth?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Shut?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Two hundred people showed up and put them on the
same road. Tighten it up, tight it up. We're not comfortable.

Speaker 7 (01:49):
It was actually was I standing, we're there, brawn.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Look ah people. It was not a rehearsal.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
From the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. It's the Bombing Tom Show.

Speaker 8 (02:13):
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News dask, there's Pat Godwin, Hello, Hello,
Josh Arnold.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hello, I love that flannel. Josh Nanks, ma'am. That's the
denty Moore autograph. That's nice.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
The Ace Cosby, I'm Chick McGhee and hello Tom Chickster Hello,
hello Hello.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
Started things off there with the great Greg Hahn and
discussing his days in the Marine Corps.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Tied it up, tight it up up.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
Today Veterans Day, and we're doing something special during this
broadcast urging you to help us out with Operation Honor Guard.
We talked about the fact of the day was the
two hundred and fiftieth birthday of the Marine Corps today
Veterans Day. The Operation Honor Guard thing is really cool.
We got a link to it at bobintom dot com

(03:04):
and the essence of it is it's about supporting the
veteran volunteers who perform military funeral honors.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I know that. I think.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
Let's see, I was talking to one of our guys
behind the scenes and he was saying how cool it
was when his father was buried he had the Honor
Guard present, and this organization supports that. So we're asking
you to help help support them on this Veteran's Day.
We'll be hearing a bunch of stuff about that throughout
the day, but right now we're going to get to
the important things in this world, which is the frivolity

(03:35):
of this.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Program, silliness and the goofiness.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
Yes coming up, we do have some interesting guests. Of course,
by the way, if you joined us yesterday, Lewis Black
terrific to seeing Lewis again. Leanne Morgan and Leanne. She's
about to start filming season two of her Netflix show.
She's also got a new Netflix special. It was great

(03:59):
to see, great to see both of them. Yes, yesterday,
we're in a rather chilli studio or no, we're not.
Saw that now. It's getting well. When we got here,
it was a little cool earlier. Got he I don't
I kind of run my house this way. I agree
with Tom on this. It's like you you could do

(04:20):
it to just leave it at a reasonable tenture all
the time now, but if you're cold, no, no, no,
you you jam it up maximum to make it hot quick.
So it's getting hot. Yeah, I just know got and
then if you're hot, you turn it all the way
down so you get cool quick. That's what he did
when he came and leave it.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
We've never you are all the people have touched the
thermostat more.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
Than just touched it because it was seventy two hot.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's because it was freezing when I got here. Okay,
I went over and it was why does this sound? Yeah, baby?
Why why does this sound like every man's family? Right now?

Speaker 8 (04:56):
I came in, it was at sixty seven. I came
in bumped it up to see sixty nine. Yeah, baby,
I bumped it up to seventy two because he told me.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
He said, yeah, you might want to kick that up,
and I kicked it up to sixty eyes, so he
knew I turned it up, but he had to come
over and mess with it again because.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
We've always said it at sixty nine.

Speaker 8 (05:16):
Okay, let's well, we can reset it. We'll be fine.
We'll move forward from here.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We do it.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
We just this was arguing. Reminds me coming up.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
The problems remind you of Thanksgiving, doesn't well.

Speaker 8 (05:26):
And we have a we have an er doctor reporting
on the main injuries that they have coming in on Thanksgivings.
Got to be electric knives, right, those things are, Yeah,
we'll be fighting out with that his now. They interviewed
an er doctor as opposed to his sake, a psychiatrist.
I think that might have come in more handy when

(05:48):
it comes to any.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
Good fights Thanksgiving at your house.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
I can.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
I can't remember any specifics. Yeah, whether there can be
a little bit of tension. Not Thanksgiving, but Christmas. We
had gun play at my grandmother's house. Guy with a gun. Oh,
but this was the late sixties. This was this crazy time.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
My youngest brother, Joe Joey Wednesday blew up at a Thanksgiving.
I blew up at a Thanksgiving, and somebody else did once.
But that's all, And it was a quick five minutes
each time.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It was just that thing. It was just a blow up,
and then everybody relaxed.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Was it a certain incident or was it just something
that you're not going to say last?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hang on, I think Tom insult you go ahead. I
knew that when he hired. No, no, go ahead, No no,
I'm not going to ask Hi about the nature of
the one. That's what he wanted to say, arguing over turkey, like.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
The one that Joe Joe blew up twice. One was
my little nephew, he was quite young at the time,
ran up to Uncle Joe and just head butted them
right in the crop. And Joe uh looked up and
walked out of the house.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
And we didn't know if he was going to come back.
I love it. I love everything about it.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Gasping for air, that kind of thing. Okay, well, there's
a lot of things to be tense about. I mean,
the cooking every every meal, any thanks any meal I
feel at Griswold's was like the scene in The Aviator
where Howard goes to Katherin Hepburn's parents and they have

(07:37):
this gorgeous house and they yeah, we don't talk about
money at the table that you if you ever had to,
how would I word this? Do a mercy portion of
some food someone has brought a you know, some kind
of gas or role that no one wants because they've

(07:58):
got a wait to know. We've got sweet potatoes, have
got mashed potatoes. This is fantastic. We have corn, we
have dressing, we have turkey. Oh, we have the oyster
cast or role?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do you do that?

Speaker 8 (08:10):
You put the mercy just to make sure that they
see someone's eating it? I don't know at the then
you immediately scrape it into the waistbas do.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You guys put marshmallows in your sweet potato?

Speaker 9 (08:21):
Yes? Yes, well I don't make sweet potato casserole anymore,
but yeah we did you do?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Or?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Do you know? No sides made by a chef?

Speaker 11 (08:30):
I know?

Speaker 8 (08:30):
No, no, no, no, the sweet potato castroll have our friends
down the street. It's an annual event.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Well that's that's still exactly what I said, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
I make the drinky Sam makes the roast beef. I'll
make the mashed potatoes. But these sides prison foods.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
Potatoes use yellow gold.

Speaker 8 (08:52):
Yeah, cream plenty, plenty of butter cream, of course. So yeah,
we're looking forward to Thanksgiving and uh again, I crew
how many? How many don't know yet. We're trying to
take attendance fifteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
We did a little bit of math. We're going to
have to rent a table. I found that out.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
You know, Pat's I'm looking for somewhere to go.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh bye, my home.

Speaker 8 (09:18):
You know he nailed nail down the lamps, you know,
the lamp ins of twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yes, child was five years old.

Speaker 8 (09:26):
Did something wrong. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just reporting
what i've heard, That's all I'm saying. I'm sure it
was a fine thing in the lamp.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Jimmy also had a dinner at my house and nothing
got broken, nothing at all. Now he's older than he
was six, Yeah, yeah, exactly, it'd learned. That's right.

Speaker 8 (09:44):
This was not not recently, because I mean, if you
brought him over these days, if he got a hold
of your porn stash, you wouldn't be bothering you all day.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I guarantee his porn stash is something I would envy.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
Yeah, they know what they're doing, these kids, they know
their way around the internet.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
Coming up in the news we have this is interesting
that there is an early early cold snap which is
affecting farmers.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
And in some negative ways.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
And of course we are freezing our behinds where we
are right now. We have had the famous, the famous
Florida forecast involving falling iguanas, which sounds like a joke,
but it isn't. That's coming up in the news in
which it gets cold enough that iguanas actually fall from
trees and appear to be dead, but they're not. So

(10:36):
authorities in the both animal world and weather world of
are straightening us out on that. We also have the
return of naked bowling.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
It's back.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
I don't know if you remember this story. There's a
special event. They're doing it again. I believe it's called
balls out Bowling. Really, ladies are invited. By the way,
the ladies are not many show up there are allowed
to wear bottoms.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's a newdist group.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
And by the way, you've notice the newdists are trying
to whitewash it by calling it naturist.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's always been a thing. Isn't that like naturist magazine
or something? But it's it's not naturalist.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Naturalist is like someone who's who goes out into the
woods and would be a naturist. Yeah, I think you
got back.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
No, a naturalist is like someone who studies animals. A
naturist is a neody.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I think you got Well. If you don't have it backwards,
they do, they should switch. Well.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
We also have some new words out there from a
dictionary about Right now, we're gonna introduce you to Operation
Honor Guard. I hope you can be part of it.
Here's a short message about it.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Today Veterans Day, please join the Bob and Tom Show
and partnering with Operation Underguard, who supports the veteran volunteers
who perform their rifle salute, play taps, and present the
flag at veterans funerals all across America. Here, Sergeant Edwin
Boogie Cook of Champagne, Illinois.

Speaker 12 (11:59):
To see these families and their time of grief, and
you can be there to just provide some level of
acknowledgement to show that the family member wasn't ignored.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
Your donation provides uniforms, rifles, and resources for local Honor.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
Guards just being able to get out and have some
impact on these people's lives because they see that we're
doing this voluntarily, because that's.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
What we feel is our duty to mark Veterans Day.
Pork Chumps, the Funeral Service Foundation, Kat sever and Miller
Accounting and attorney Dwayne Isaac's are all matching your gift
to Operation Honor Guard. To donate or volunteer for Operation
under Guard, visit Bob Andtom dot com.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
November is heating up for US soccer.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
The legislates need to be a little more nonsty.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
Week international friendlies for the non.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Oall. If that was an asked, how the Black Friday
friendly for the.

Speaker 11 (12:55):
Women, expectations have always been here for this team.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
We understand that.

Speaker 9 (12:59):
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Speaker 8 (13:26):
Hello, she's at the Silac Insurance News Center. There's Pat
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sidekick chair. All right, there's Ash Cosby. I'm Chick McGhee
at the Prize Pick Sports Desk. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee.
I like the way you call it the news center.
Oh yeah, what's what's that old phrase from around the world?

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Give us thirty minutes down the world.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Down your street and up yours. I forget how it
goes down some streets and up there we go. I'm
happy to be happy to be here today, a special
Dave's Day and we are celebrating. I guess you could
call by trying to help out Operation Honor Guard. We'll
have some details on that coming up. You can find
out a lot more quickly by just going to Bob
and Toom dot com. This portion of our program, we'd

(14:12):
like to read some letters from you, the listeners.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Thank you so much. You can reach us Bob and
Tom at bobintom dot com. Veterans send us some letters.

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Speaker 2 (14:35):
You know what I'd like to hear is maybe all
this week we can do this. Tom is veterans telling
us the funniest things their drill sergeants ever said. I
always love hearing stories about things drill sergeants to say.

Speaker 9 (14:52):
Some can be quite poetic.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Greg Warren was at a military academy and he west Point,
west Point. Yeah, they were all information and he was
looking around, which you don't do well information. And he's
just kind of looking around and he didn't realize the
drill sergeant had snuck up behind him and he went
into Greg's ear and he went, you're looking to buy

(15:15):
this place, Warren?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
That I love stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
You know who was a drill sergeant, the the famed
painter Bob Ross who became famous.

Speaker 9 (15:29):
Yes he was.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
He was. That's why he did that. He was stared
of yelling. Yeah, he said that in an interview. Yeah,
he wanted quant kind of cor My dad came back
from Vietnam. He was a drill sergeant. I know that.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, yeah, So he had some funny stories too of
his drill sergeants and then of him being one. What
was his favorite thing to say. I don't know what
his favorite thing to say was. That would be that
that would have been great to know. Yeah, but he
did tell me a story about how he witnessed a
drill sergeant yelling at a soldier because I guess the

(16:01):
soldier was well en dowed and you could kind of
tell through the uniform. And so the drill sergeant gave
this guy a hard time for having two big.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
And for like five minutes just belated this dude.

Speaker 8 (16:14):
That's how John C. Holmes got started the military. They noticed,
Yeah really, Yeah, that's the famous story. And then obviously
John C. Holmes that was loosely used in Boogie Knights.
Right by the way, coming up today, I had never
heard this phrase, but there is a legitimate scientific study

(16:37):
about the correlation of nose size and the length of
the male member. What kills me about this? This is
literally from a journal called Basic and Clinical Andrology. So
this is a serious business. But they used the phrase
big nose, big hose. Oh oh, not hose, but hoseosc yes, yes,

(17:00):
with the relationship. We'll get to that coming up. The
relationship between the male member size and the nose interesting.
But when you find out how they measured it, you
may you may be as skeptical as I am. And
I've never noticed a big nose on say John Ham.
But we'll move forward with this, but right now we
have to let it to Josh. Hello, Josh. This comes

(17:22):
to us from Rosalin. Hi Rosalin, dedicated morning commute listener
and Josh, when you were at Grandfalls Casino in Iowa,
writes rosalind I told you you are my secret boyfriend. Oh,
but I may have to break it off because of
your dislike of Bruno Mars. Are you kidding me, she writes,

(17:47):
because yesterday we were celebrating Trouble in Paradise. We were
celebrating the anniversary of Uptown Funk's great song Fun. But
you not for you, You're you're not a fan.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
I believe I just said that one was mediocre.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Yeah, I see, Well, you and Rosslom may have to
have make up.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Whatever make up imaginary sad. Yeah, there you go. Oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
And we did have a number of letters about Uptown
Funk because I thought the lyric was something like Michelle Pfeiffer,
you know the right at the right, at the very beginning,
and I've got it here if you want to hear it.

Speaker 9 (18:26):
Yeah, I have the lyrics if you want to know,
oh you do?

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Yeah, Okay, what does it say? Because I think we
had a disagreement. I thought it said.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
This hit that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold,
this one for now? This one does say hood girls.
Yesterday we had good girls.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
I thought, I think it goes hood girls followed by
good girls. Anyways, I haven't listened to you.

Speaker 9 (18:49):
Does it says them good girls? After that?

Speaker 8 (18:51):
I had Jason isolated? So let's give it a listen
and see what it says.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (18:57):
Called Michelle white gold swamp.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yes, right, well it ronson production. That's louder and worse.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Yes, did you see the I'm not sure what beauty
pageant it was, but she was in a death metal band.
Oh yeah, and she sang she was a vocalist or
did you guys have we had that.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Kind?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
It was interesting. I believe she was. Was she vye
to be missed Chili?

Speaker 9 (19:41):
Did she really?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
We'll look that up and do you go with Chile
or Chili? I say, I don't know, but if you're
going to be there, you have to wear a jacket.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Death metal singer she won the Miss World Chili competition.
That's exactly right.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
That's unfair. That's different from the Miss World Chili competition. Yeah,
that's a It.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
Looks like Selena Gomez. She's very no.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Beans and Chili. I can't, I can't.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
She surprised the judges of viewers with a crushing death
metal performance during the semi finals last week and was
crowned winner of the entire competition. All right, Yeah, she's
the lead singer of a band called D E C
E S s U S.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I tried for Here's here, it is, this is here?

Speaker 13 (20:32):
We go?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Okay, wait for it?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Did she do this for her talent?

Speaker 14 (20:55):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (20:57):
Oh yeah judges, Yeah she surprised them by doing that.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Wow, that's a surprise. Yeah, that's coming out of her. Yeah,
World Peace, World Pea.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
Can anyone understand any lyrics of those that type of music?
I don't they get into that I know. I usually
have to look them up and then I hear them obviously.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
But yeah, she's uh quite sure.

Speaker 9 (21:24):
Yeah she's beautiful, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Real pretty.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
She's now Bruno Mars, I'll tell you that he's pretty.
He's pretty too. Yeah, she's a lot hotter.

Speaker 8 (21:33):
If you watch that, if you watch that video on mute,
there's something about that.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, that's a certain that death metal.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh I'm fine with it. Yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
But mostly what I try to I love lyrics and
stories and songs and stuff. So that's why that Bruno
Mars does nothing for me.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
The lyrics in a story you don't want to go.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I don't want to hear anything there the dance floor
and boogie says John.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Cockatoos dance to this on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Geez were adding internet videosh Yeah, moving on.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
We have pulling into Wartburg College in Iowa to work out.
I heard them playing Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald watching
the football team warm up. All I can think of
in my head is Pat's tribute. It always makes me smile.
We chose not to do that yesterday.

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Because it was the fiftieth anniversary, so we'll dust it
off by the end of the week.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Is that right? Fifty years? Sometimes sometimes it's too soon.

Speaker 13 (22:33):
Yeah, I'm having a computer glitch over here. Yeah, everything's good.
I've got a memorize.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Chicks here. You got some mail over there here, Bob
a Tom show.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Uh, you guys said yesterday there was some disagreement about
the new Bob and Tom Christmas t shirts. Evidently your
niece designed them or something. Yes, And art is beyond
me as far as I mean, I think I know
what a good movie is. I think I know what
nice music. I don't have an appreciation for art at all.
But the design for the Christmas shirts were from your

(23:05):
nieces and simple very much. Anyway, why not each one
of you design your own Christmas shirts. People would love
seeing those, especially chicks. A kitten could be hanging in
the tree for.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Christmas, maybe happily, being playful and silly, yes.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Shitting up the trunk. There are three things I never
want to hear get tangled in lights what.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
There are several things not think about it happened to you.
I never want to hear in the show. One is
the sad death of your kitten. That wasn't me, It
was my dad's kitten. A and two he decided to
take a story. Yes, he wanted to make sure. This
suggestion comes from Brian in Archbold, Ohio. He's an army veteran.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
All right, thank you, Brian.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
There you go. That's not a bad idea. Maybe next
year we can do that and see who sells the most.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Oh, like when Kissed did their solo albums.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
Sure, and the big shock was that Ace Frehley had
the big hit boy they had Paul and they had
to be furious.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
He's in the news again today. Who is They finally disclosed.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, he had a massive head injury.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
Yes, it happened in September. It took him out October sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But horrible story.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Yeah, fall down Christmas?

Speaker 8 (24:24):
Could we move on home? That's all the story. Here's
a happy story. Okay, ready for this one. We talked
with Kostaki yesterday. He went to Berlin with his brother.
A great story. His brother was his life down.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
On his lock. Needed some money. Some German donated like
one hundred and fifty had cancer. Oh geez, I had
that story.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
Needed a bone marrow trans pen Yeah, he got it
from a guy in Germany, and Kostoki went over to
Germany with his brother to say thank you when they
took him to the Colt's Falcons Games, which a stunning
victory at the last minute. From the from the Colts,
Dear Bob and Tom show, I heard you guys talking

(25:04):
about Kostaki's brother and his bone marrow transplant. I also
had a bone marrow transplant in December of twenty nineteen
to fight leukemia.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
Tom said that Kastaki's brother now has the bone marrow
of his donor. But what you might know is they
don't always let you meet the donor, right you have
to check a certain box. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So his
brother's bones organisticians will have the original DNA that he
was born with. The blood will have the DNA of
his donor. Sure, that's amazing. By the way, not everyone

(25:36):
gets to know who the donors are. My two donors
were both female. This is what the description they sent
me was female, non Latino. Hmm okay, And that's all
that I know about them. Most bone marrow was taken
from umbilical stem cells that parents donate. All I know
is that with my new female DNA, writes Scott, I
sometimes cried during sad commercials.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I'm with you do you thinks it because of the
bone arrow donation.

Speaker 8 (26:04):
He's just having fun. Thank you very much, Scott. We
appreciate your letter. Glad you're doing well and this bone
marrow thing. What did Kastaki say? And two matched out
of sixteen million, and Jurgen from Germany was the donator,
so it's a great story. We've got some pictures of
Kostaki and his brother and his brother's wife and Jurgen
and his wife in Germany at the game. There's some

(26:26):
pretty cool stuff you've not even seen on the TV
broadcast if you got to watch it. There's some really
cool celebratory stuff in the stands and just it's well
worth checking out. And you can find that at bobintom
dot com. By the way, a couple of other on
a lighter note, at bobintom dot com, we do have
our new sweatshirts and t shirts, including the the sort
of festive Christmas T shirt and the Coast to Coast

(26:50):
logo T shirt. I love that one and sweatshirt. Also,
let's see now, are we hitting week eleven in the NFL?

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Uh huh?

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Starting hard to starting on Thursday, so you can get
involved in our contest just pick the winners for this
week's games. Go to bobintom dot com Slash Contest. You
could win yourself that five hundred dollars gift card from
steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory and I hate
Stephensinger dot com. While you're there, we also have our
Orange Insuls thing going on where you could win a

(27:18):
four K TV. Hey, somebody's gonna win, that might as
well be you, so log on. And lastly, while you're done,
we ask you to visit and check the box where
it's his Operation Honor Guard. Check it out and see
what's going on, and you can be very helpful with
this program. It was started by a guy named rich Darby,
who we're going to talk too shortly, and he started

(27:39):
this so that at the funerals of veterans they could
have an honor guard present with the proper clothing and
the rifles, et cetera, et cetera. And it's very meaningful
celebration and they're looking for some cash to keep it
up and running. Once again, just go to Bob and
Tom dot com where it's his Operation Honor Guard. In
the meantime, we have time for another letter here. Go ahead,

(27:59):
with you, Robit Tom Show, the Holiday Express, Tom in Nashville,
Tennessee as a shoeshine guy. That is the report from
good old bird Dog, Bird Dog. I was asking emailing
us when I go to the airport, there's a shoeshine
guy there. Oh, I know you like those, take occasion,

(28:20):
you like the shoeshine guys. Yeah, the problem is there's
a problem. Well, yeah, because I don't like wearing athletic shoes, right,
but I also don't like wearing loafers. So the shoes
that I have are somewhat elaborate, and if you have
to take them off for TSA.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's quite this ceremony. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (28:40):
They're not pre checked.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah I am now.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
But also you still don't know which are all airports
now the shoe thing has gone.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I
don't think they have a standard.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
So in any event, and dear Bobby Tom Show, Hey Tom,
there is a shoeshiner and the Silverado Casino and Reno Nevada.
He's dressed all old timey.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh, I love that. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
You know how the Bell Boys are in the old
movies where they have the weird cap and the double preston.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
So that's why how you see the shoeshine guy? You
know I love people in uniform. Uh, this is from Marie,
she goes, tom you'd love it. She's right. You have
a lady that comes and cleans your house, righty in California. Yeah.
Does she wear a uniform? No she does not. Wouldn't
it be cool if she did? Though? No? No, no,

(29:33):
I wouldn't care she did or not.

Speaker 9 (29:36):
The lady cleans your house. Does she wear a uniform?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
She wears nothing at all. No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
But when I was growing up, yes, we know paula
Warrilla War uniform did to have an apron.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
You know Paula, Paula.

Speaker 8 (29:51):
Paula was born in Germany, give your shower every night,
moved to the moved to America in the nineteen thirties
to escape us.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
You wasn't wearing a French maidhouse.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
You know. Paula is a stout.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Woman, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
It's sad for your show. Somewhat elderly.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Oh, I don't think I could bid you anymore.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
If you could have ever had her scrudle it was
as they say, to die for.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I think you know what I mean when I say,
have a bite of my.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Idstad.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Incredible act of respect. You ask for your father, for
my father, I made Paula. Everything about Christie's life. The man,
it's just full of distress there, Bobby Tom show the railroad,
the railroad I worked for used to have a track
to wash the engines. Christie.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
She mentioned this yesterday.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Christie explained. Christie explained, your concept it's one of a
train car.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Wash where the engine just goes through the car work.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
You said, the whole train, Well, the.

Speaker 9 (30:53):
Whole train could go that would be that be even better.
It's just there on the track.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The cows would hate it.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, but the bums, Yeah, are we still going with
bums or hobos?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
It might be back then. In that case they bomb
a ride, unhoused hobos, they get a nice back, get
a shower.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
This is Daniel, He says, I'm in the extreme northwest Ohio,
and I used to work for the railroad all the
live long day and keeping the ngies. Evidently this is
railroad uh chatter, okay, energy instead of engines, they call him.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I got it. I'm not.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
I don't know if that's ingy, I'm not on ground
as you used to be.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Power.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
Let's we let's do showing the app on my way
to the railroad every live long day.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
We got that dart.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, I love that if they always refer to the
day as.

Speaker 8 (31:55):
We haven't answered our question because we got we had
the engineer that road is going on. I'm losing yesterday
the guy said he hit a deer with he was
he was operating a freight train.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But they call that a cow catcher? Is that okay?
They don't have those anymore though, do they on the Yeah?
They do on the front of large trains. Yes, not all,
but yes, in front of the engine.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I imagine some still have them out there, but a
lot of trains, you see.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
That's kind of They don't really catch the.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Cow, yeah, obscure.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I would imagine you catch one cow with that, you
never forget it. That's what he said. He said, the
sound of the deer being pulverized.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
They say it's a bummer because they can just see
the cows on the tracks and like, dude, please move
you see it from yards is not going.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
To be pretty. And they have those whistles that really
penetrate they do.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Yeah, Tom and I were on the on a train
in the engine. Neither one of our hearings that was.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That's what would hear.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
Right now, we're going to we're talking about Operation Honor
Guard all day today because it's Veterans Day, and we're
going to talk real quick to the founder of Operation
Honor Guard.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Do we have a Rich on the phone? Oh, we
have them. There we go. We got them on the
big screen. Hey, Rich, this is Tom. I can see
of it. There you are. I don't know if you
can see us? I can.

Speaker 15 (33:16):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, if you can. Josh is the handsome one in
the check shirt. Hello, thank you.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Now you founded this organization just for a little local thing,
and it's expanded now to go national. Tell everybody what
Operation Honor Guard does.

Speaker 15 (33:32):
Sure, Operation Honor Guard. We're a nonprofit organization that basically
we raise money to support the local veteran honor guards,
the guys at the cemetery oftentimes veterans buried and you
see these guys and gals out there, and we want
to make sure that they are dressed to a tee.
I mean they're giving the final military honors. We want

(33:54):
to make sure that they have the uniforms that pay,
you know, look as good as they should.

Speaker 8 (34:01):
Yeah, Mark from our staff was telling me about an
hour ago we were talking about Operation Honor Guard, and
he mentioned that when his dad was buried, the Honor
Guard was there and it was really meaningful for the
family and they were well dressed and they had rifles
and the flag, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's very important.

Speaker 8 (34:19):
And you started this sort of quietly on your own
and it's blossoming now and the idea is to have
this go nationwide.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Is that correct?

Speaker 15 (34:27):
Absolutely? You know you said at the beginning, I started this,
you know, for a local unit in Danville, Illinois, and
once I put up a website, the ward started getting
out and I've gotten inquiries from Honor Guards from Anchorage, Alaska, Seattle, Washington, Florida,
New York, and the need is so great. To date,

(34:49):
we've raised about four million dollars, but we need to
raise four million dollars a year so that the need
is there. And so you know, if I were to
every Honor Guard member in the United States right now,
it would take ninety eight million dollars to do that.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Well, today, we're trying to put a drop in the
bucket by asking our listeners to go to bobintom dot com,
where there's a direct link to Operation under Guard.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
You and I were talking earlier.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
One of the things I think is really important when
you give money to charity, sometimes you'll wonder where's this
money going. I know you, of course, you donate your
time for free, and you were saying, ninety percent of
the money goes right to the right to the Honor
Guard people, and the other ten percent is primarily software
and that sort of thing.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The yes, exactly, it's structural nuts and bolts.

Speaker 15 (35:35):
Yeah, we have no paid employees, zero. It's our board
of directors. It's myself. In fact, I retired from my
normal day job as a funeral director to run this organization.
So we're not one of those organizations where you give us,
you know, one hundred dollars and five dollars goes to
the Honor Guards and the rest we're out, you know,

(35:56):
buying expensive hotel rooms. And we don't do that, you know,
we we we fund the Honor Guards. We want to
make sure that that you know, we also help recruit,
you know, I want to get the word out today
that the younger veterans we need your help. We need
you to step up and you know, replace these older
guys that are dying off and they're becoming ill, and

(36:17):
you know, we're in a crisis right now, and so please, please,
please please, if you're an younger, younger veteran, we need you.

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Okay, Well, thanks very much. A great organization that you
dropped out of your other life to start. So congratulations
on that. And we have a direct link at bobintom
dot com if you want to be part of it. Thanks,
thanks very much, we certainly appreciate it, and rich best
of luck today. We hope to get a bunch of
people to donate some cash. We've had some matching funds

(36:45):
have already been posted, which is great. We're going to
come right back. We have more letters to get to,
et cetera, et cetera. From the Oralioto Parts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I want to share a letter or comment.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Our email is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance News Center. Hello, there's
Pat Godwin. Hey, chick, Josh Arnold, Hi as Cosby, I'm
chick Wigee at the Prize Pick Sports desk last night,
Monday Night football, ten to seven win for the Eagles

(37:22):
over the Packers at Lambeau Let.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, boring as hell. It was. Uh it was three
nothing as the fourth quarter started, no series. Absolutely. What
was the temperature?

Speaker 8 (37:36):
I'm not sure about that, but it was cold below
twenty five. It's it's pretty much cold everywhere right now.
In fact, we do have a story coming up about
the chill in Florida causing they get iguanas to freeze.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Urry.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
Temperature in Orlando right now thirty six degrees.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I'll be there, sir, Savannah, Georgia is under freeze. Warn
the hell? What the hell? Tom? What's going on? We
got this thing, uh, Jake, I know you run vacation.

Speaker 8 (38:01):
Yes, you see this thing about the in baseball now
they've got a problem with betting.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
And yeah, oh yeah, this is why I only bet
on pro wrestling. Yes, because did we finish our letter
segment like dear Bob a Tom show.

Speaker 16 (38:18):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (38:19):
Uh, Hey, I'm not sure if you guys watched the
Indiana Penn State game on Saturday from from there on
Penn State. But if not Gus Johnson, the play by
play guy, one of my favorites, Gus and Joel Klatt.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I love those guys.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
I might be in the minority, but I love I
love them on on the on the on the call
the final touchdown Omar Cooper caught for Indiana to win
the game. This guy says he is what's his name, Jim,
Jim from Northumberland, Pennsylvania. Jim's a little upset at how

(38:53):
far overboard Gus Johnson did when wo'siers.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
That that catch was unbelieved.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
It was one, that was all, and Gus was a
little crazy.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Gus got excited. And here's what it sounded like. Mendonza,
you have already been losing his voice.

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Yeah, it was colon p State. Yeah, but that was
a kind of a miraculous throw a car.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Well, you know what, you know what Tony Romo said
about Indiana. Who's your football?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
This team is d T F Gym.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
That's right. Can you play Can you play that again? Please?
The audio? Gus Johnson, Yeah, okay, Mandonza, Yeah, sounds very similar. Yeah,

(40:05):
that's Howard somewhere. Howard Dean just sort of spit out
his coffee and went still that his alarm. That's again,
Howard Dean.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
I just looked up the lowest scores in NFL history.
Oh yeah, pretty interesting. There were seventy three NFL games
that ended in zero points. It was a it was
a tie at zero. Now that happened really early on.
The last time that happened was in nineteen forty three
zero zero, Yes, and then two to zero. Those games

(40:46):
have five times have had The last one was in
nineteen thirty eight, but only recently there have been seven
three zero games played zero god yeah, three to nothing.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Twenty twenty three the Viking and Raiders, who got three
and who got zero?

Speaker 10 (41:02):
Is?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Do you remember? I remember that came? So neither does anyone.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Yeah, well you sent me an email at the Broncos
Raiders that set a record for both teams had eleven
penalties or something.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Yeah, considered one of the worst showings ever. But we
did have a score of gami yesterday in the news.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yes, we can't. We can't go a day without not
mentioning that.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
Well score agami means that it's a score that has
never taken place and before in the league.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Well aware, I started this and told him about this website,
and I why the origami? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
I don't know the connection there is no yeah, uh,
maybe it is something about folding.

Speaker 9 (41:47):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Is it aragami that paper things.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
Usually?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, but it was uh the score was thirty to
twenty nine.

Speaker 8 (41:57):
Well no, wait a minute, thirty six to twenty seven
or something. Yeah, and the Texans and the jack Warfs.
It had never happened before, so yeah, you're right, thirty six.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Never I've never eaten into a restaurant where they give
you the lumin foil swan. Same. Oh yeah, never, I've
never seen that in person. Fancy man. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm sure you.

Speaker 8 (42:18):
Every weekend you probably have people trimming bun side trees
at your table and making the bringing the lumin foil over.
Oh this is a gossamer swan or whatever. The place
I used to go that made the guak table side
is they fold on?

Speaker 11 (42:34):
I know?

Speaker 9 (42:35):
And it was so good.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That was excellent. Yeah sneezies. Yeah, yeah, they had to
close for a few Why do you why do you
call this the green drip?

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Uh? Uh?

Speaker 8 (42:51):
Coming up, But we have exciting things in the world
of news, more sports and uh we have a firing
in the world of sports. We have thanksgiving eer injuries,
Iguana is falling from teres. Also, today is a special day,
of course, It's Veterans Day. We're doing a kind of
a drop in the bucket thing, but if you want
to be part of it, please do. It's Operation Honor Guard.

(43:11):
Go to bobintom dot com for details on how you
can help support those great Honor Guards. Also information about
joining the Honor Guard for some serious moments for the
lives of great veterans. So please, if you get a chance,
check out bobintom dot com at your convenience Today.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
These are the Rally.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Auto Part Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
This Veteran's Day.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Join the Bob and Tom Show as we support Operation
Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the final salute they deserve.
To help keep this incredible American tradition alive, donate, join
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Speaker 4 (43:49):
This is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Tom, thank you, Earl.

Speaker 8 (43:55):
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Arnold by Jeff Oskes Here, Eldi. There's as Cosmey. I'm

(44:18):
Chick Wegee at the Price Pick Sports Desk. Hello Tom.
We got some more letters left before we get to them.
My Jeff, I love that tea.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
That's one of my favorite T shirts that we've ever done.
That's a very cool, huge design. I've met him, been president.
I had nothing to do with the new one.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
We got a couple of new ones out there, by
the way, if you go to Bob and Tom dot com,
check out the new T shirts, including one designed by
my niece and over in England celebrating of the holiday season.

Speaker 10 (44:47):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (44:47):
They're available once again at Bobintom dot com. While you're
there today, we have a special link to Operation Honor Guard.
It's a great program. We'll be talking about it all morning.
I hope you can be part of it.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
But right now we turn back to Chick McGee for
more letters. Dear Bobba Tom Show, first time emailer, been
listening since the eighties. Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
That's from Kip, My now wife and I just got
married on Halloween in costume on Myrtle beach.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Cool.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
Here's a picture of us and our ring bearer. His
name is Hassle and it's it's a pug dog and
Hassle is a funny name for a dog.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
That's really is Hassle wearing it.

Speaker 8 (45:25):
He's wearing a tuxedo. He's at a wedding. He's a
ring bearer, of course. Hope you enjoy the picks. Keep
up the great work and I'll never stop laughing with
you guys. That's and they both have top hats on.
Oh yeah, and beautiful coats.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
That's great. Yeah. Look at that little doggie.

Speaker 8 (45:42):
And of course dogs of the beach dogs they look
around going this is great. He has no idea what's
going on, but he's having the time of his life.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I recently read that dogs get the same amount of
peace and tranquility that humans do when like looking at
the ocean.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Really yeah, I don't know how they how they because
they look out there and they go there are no squirrels,
I can Relax's it? Maybe I had a bunch of
I still have a bunch of pumpkins by my front door.
And of course the chipmunks and squirrels have discovered them.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Oh yeah, they're non at them a little bit.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
So my big dogs, the big big when he just
sits there rep of the door looking at the glass,
I can just hear him thinking, I'm going to get you.

Speaker 9 (46:25):
Yeah, you should smash them in your backyard. See, if
you get deer, the deer will come.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's the last thing I need more deer in mind.
What are we doing with you, dear to make them come?
Dear Bobby Tom Show. This is for Josh Arnold. Hello,
I'm Josh Arnold. When you.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
Gave life to your kiddy cat, Gravy and gave her
a voice, people run have ran with this. Uh this
is from I'm not sure what this guy's name is. Actually, Uh,
this did not come out like I wanted, he says,
But this is the idea. I had listened to the
Adventures of Gravy and you'll see the the comic strip

(47:04):
coming up there. It's Josh and Gravy at the at
the breakfast table. It looks like and Josh, if you
want to narrate this panel one, yes, Gravy says to me,
who's eating a sandwich?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Can I have some of that gravy? This is mine.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
I already I already fed you. That's a beautiful it
is you, very muche. Yesterday we had some great guests
in the show. We talked with Lewis Black, which was
really fun. And Leeann Morgan was great and she's got

(47:44):
a new Netflix special and it's about to start shooting
season two of Leeann.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
And by the way, we've got those posted on our
various social media platforms, so you can check that. Also,
some new photographs from Kastaki Economopolis in bur Lynn for
that Colts Falcons game with his brother. It's a great
story and you can check all those out on our
website and social media platforms. Once again on the website

(48:11):
today we have a special link to Operation Honor Guard
celebrating Veterans Day with a really great program out there.
If you get a chance sometime today, please go over
there and check it out if you can make a
donation if that works for you.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Now, so the Sports Desk Tom here we go.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
Have you got major League Baseball says it's authorized gaming operators.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Here what I said. There are such a thing as
unauthorized gambling sites. You know that, right, Tom? Yeah? Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
Anyway, Major League Baseball is told they are authorized gaming operators.
They'll cap bets on individual pitches at two hundred dollars
and exclude them from parlays. Just a day after two
Cleveland Guardian pitchers were indicted and accused of rigging pitches
on the order of gamblers, Major League Baseball said yesterday
the limits were agreed to by sportsbook operators representing more

(49:02):
than ninety percent of the United States ninety eight percent
of the United States betting market. The league said in
a statement that pitch level bets on outcomes of pitch,
velocity of balls, and strikes present heightened integrity risk because
they focus on one off events that can be determined
by a single player and can be inconsequential to the
outcome of the game. Makes sense, So the prop bets

(49:24):
are where they're starting to see some of them. But again,
if you've got a pitcher making an All Star making
millions and millions of dollars, why are they doing this
for ten grands?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Well, I tried to tell you that yesterday. Evidently this
has something to do with someone in the Dominican it.
They're not necessarily doing it for themselves. They're doing it
to make money for the people at home, and I
can imagine that, you know, maybe it's a guy they
went to high school with it, right, Oh, you're too
good to you can't help me out?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Why can't you?

Speaker 8 (49:50):
You know, I can bet on this makes some money.
You're making millions white family members or who knows, they'll
find out however they're doing, you know, okay, absolutely, but
they're not going to be pitching the major league for
quite a while. I can tell you that most two guys,
if they're found guilty, that they are facing prison. Oh yeah,
oh yeah, Monday night pitching is a little different in prison.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I don't want to talk about it. The pitcher, the catcher, Yeah, no,
jem catching the nightmare.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, pitching is bad too, but you know, yeah, catching
is the short end of the stick.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Yeah, I guess you get used to it. Yeah, I
mean they say that Jalen hurts. Jalen Hurt.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
Thirty six yard touchdown passed to DeVante Smith, Eagles only
touchdown Philadelphia's defense led the way a ten to seven
win over the Packers at Lambeau last night. Brandon McManus's
attempt at a game tying sixty four yard field goal
as time expired fell short, of course, So there you go.
Packers went lose at Lamba. That does not very often,

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but not of course.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
You didn't you predict a seventy earder this season? Yeah,
well sixty eight so far.

Speaker 8 (51:01):
With one guy on that one team, you get the
right atmosphere, the right temperature of the right day. New
York Giants have fired coach Brian day Bell. Where's my
day bell?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Dave my belt? My day bell? Day Bell?

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Oh okay, when I say day ball, you hit it,
Brian Daball, Brian day Bell. That is weak, Thank you, Tom.
Can you hold us next to the microphone.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
At least anybody? Here's this one? But this one hurts.
This one hurts daddy's ears. Oh that's much better, though,
do that one? Is that the same kind of bell
that you would ask you you would call your servants
with growing up? Paula cook, Cook, I'd like an omelet

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and a soft boiled egg please. Oh?

Speaker 8 (51:45):
Anyway, they fired, uh move by ownership and general manager
Joe Shane made a day after the Giants blew a
late lead and lost twenty four to twenty to the
Chicago Bears and Chicago Giants from now two and eight
on the seat check check you you know, have.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You got to say.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Very ready?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
You see this guy Christy?

Speaker 8 (52:08):
Yeah, there he is that I think judge by that
that bod, I think he's going to get a gig
is a mal Santa.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
But he he's a big dollar. See what happened?

Speaker 8 (52:19):
Yeah, for those at home, he's maybe two sixty. Maybe
i'd go three hundred. Really, he lost some weight last
season for a long time. I don't know if he's
he didn't look that big on the sideline that I
think that's a dated picture. But I know how you
dislike fat people.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I'm trying to help the guy out. He needs a
new gig. I'm saying Mal Santa. Yeah, that's some serious
malls in New Jersey. But you do dislike that people naked?
Some fat friends. I have some gross fat friends. Some
of my best friends are fat.

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Had a boy naked bowling and the world record that
sucks coming up?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Okay, have we.

Speaker 9 (53:01):
Ever had a good world record? Nope?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yes, we have.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'm just asking what is the name of the segment
Stupid World Records, air Go Dumb World Records, and this
one features the King of dumb World Records, David Rush.
But it's got an international flare to it this time.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
All right, what do you hear? The international?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Now he's annoying the world, clinging fingertil. It started in Idaho,
but now he's annoying the world.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I love David Rush.

Speaker 8 (53:32):
We have a bunch of special stuff going on today
and this is going to help you out figure out
what I'm talking about today.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Veterans Day.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
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Speaker 12 (53:54):
To see these families in their time of grief, and
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Speaker 5 (54:04):
Your donation provides uniforms, rifles, and resources for local honor guards.

Speaker 12 (54:08):
Jeff being able to get out and have some impact
on these people's lives because they see that we're doing
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Speaker 4 (54:19):
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Speaker 5 (54:20):
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Speaker 8 (54:38):
in the O'Reilly Auto Park studios. There's Christy Lee Hy,
she's at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Jeff Oske
hey man, Hey, indeed, there's Pat Godwin. Hello, Josh Arnold. Hi,
there at the IH Steven Singer sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I'm Chick McGee over here at the Prize Picks Prize
Picks Sports Hello, Tom.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 8 (55:04):
Pat, you look like you've plugged yourself into a wall
socket and your hair standing straight up the hall. You
get your get there, get you get your bangs over
there on the side. Are you telling me you're moving
so fast you blew your hairbag?

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yep, I'm the sprinter. Uh huh uh Patty g doing
a couple of gigs this weekend. Am I right a
place called the Ricks. It's Friday in Greenfield. I hope
there's a Indiana and then is Ohio the U n
o H Center. Torry Brose dot com for tickets. Yeah,
it's going to be called Tommy Bros. Dot Com is
where you get tickets. It's called the U n o

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H Center in Lima, Ohio with Jeff Osky, that's.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Right, and Josh Arnold. Oh my gosh, Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
I got some new jokes. I got like ten minutes
on birds. You guys are watch out.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I'm getting.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I've got some new jokes. But they're just Jeff's old jokes.
Oh but they have taken Jeff's old jokes and turned
them into music and song.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I'll be doing that good. It's a song about birds.
Finally made them funny.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
Well, if we could break away from sports for just
a moment, I thought, maybe I know that you have
a song about iguanas.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
We have a great iguana story in the news. Again.
This has happened before, Yes it has. It involves the temperature.

Speaker 9 (56:20):
The National Weather Service warning Florida residents to be aware
of falling iguanas as the state prepares for potentially records
smashing cold snap. Experts say the cold could immobilize iguanas
and cause them to fall out of trees. The lizards
start getting sluggish in temperatures below fifty degrees and are
known to freeze when temperatures dip into the thirties and forties.

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At last check in Orlando was thirty six degrees, so
that's iguana falling temperature.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
There's cold.

Speaker 9 (56:46):
Experts are sure that frozen iguanas are not dead, but
they can remain paralyzed on the ground for hours until
the temperature warms up enough to let their blood.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
So they're telling you they're not dead.

Speaker 9 (56:58):
No, they're not dead.

Speaker 8 (56:59):
So if you see one, apossam iguanas or your dog
sees one, does doesn't the frozen iguana sound like a
drink tiki bar? Or now I know Josh owned a snake?
Would you ever own an iguana? My brother did, no kidding,
but yeah, like a big one, like a big igue.
It didn't grow to be big, too big. We had
one in junior high. Not at my house, thank god,

(57:21):
like the classroom cups the classroom. Iguana not like a
guinea pig or hamster. But you guys had a terrified me.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
I thought your boys had an iguana one.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I know they had some some lizard of some sort
of Okay, I thank god it disappeared. I don't know
what happened to that thing crawled into ranus at night.
You know he'll do that. Yeah, oh yeah, they do that.
You have an iguana skeleton. Some say you never get
a better night's sleep, and well releases a toxin. The
So this this is a pat Godwin in the following iguanas.

Speaker 13 (57:52):
This is your new bandy, little cultural appropriation here from
Patio Marley.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Come on, you're going to enjoy this time. Come on
down to Jamaica, eat a beach and you'll feel fine.
Get away from that nasty northeaster. Enjoy our romanas.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Shine.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Oh don't worry about that temperature.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
If it dis will of forty.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
Degrees, that means the food is free. Because iguanas are
falling from the trees. Frozen iguanas are falling from the trees.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
I give you the scoop.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Keep you in the loop. Oh, perup, parop.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
Falling iguanas are grilling in the breeze. You'd be so
hungry from the ganja. You'll think iguana is the chicken
of the trees. Yes, aguana is the chicken of the trees.
Someone in the crowd yelled out loud, you just played
that song.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I think it's chick marguise to give you the scoop,
keep you you and the loop fallen, Iguana, chicken of
the trees. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (59:12):
Mad in Florida is doing his part to reduce the
invasive iguana population. John Johnson, he's the the owner and
founder of Down Goes Iguana, has been removing the reptiles
for years.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
But he when he says removed them, what do you
What do you mean?

Speaker 9 (59:29):
I saw this in action.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
You're like warming them up and then they come back out?
Or does he killed guy?

Speaker 9 (59:34):
I The guy I saw used a whip.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Huh?

Speaker 8 (59:38):
Yeah, this guy uh cooks up iguana eggs much like
you would traditional chicken eggs, adds what the term Latin
inspired spices and garlic and whips them into omelets.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Okay, this is happening in Florida. On Marco Island.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
Why that I saw in Florida look like he stepped
out of an Indiana Jones movie. And he getting and
he had a whip and he was whipping the iguanas
out of the trees. Not a joke.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So he'd crack and then one would fall. Yep, huh.
If they would kill it, I think it would snap
it in half.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
I don't know if it killed it. I didn't ask.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
There's no way it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
I don't know if it scared it. And then he
picked him up and took him away somewhere. I didn't ask.

Speaker 8 (01:00:21):
Well, they're referred to, hear it in this article from
Gulf Coast News as being invasive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
That the hotel I was staying at the hire This
guy he comes twice a week.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah, whip, but there's whip.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
And he had a bird he had like a big hawk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah, I'm a lizard whipper.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Yeah, boy, that sounds like a sex move, doesn't it.
I gave her the old lizard whipper. Let's go come on, Josh,
I haven't mentioned sex moves in a month.

Speaker 9 (01:00:45):
I thought he was shooting the iguana.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
It's just the laziest. Every time I say, okay, let's
move on. Judis in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 8 (01:01:02):
In Pittsburgh, what are hosting a nude bowling event where
being naked was required. The so called Balls Out bowling
event was last weekend. Here we see, are we gonna
get we're going to see this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
I hope we're not. Say I believe they don't allow
video or A.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Nude bowling event took place at crafton Ingram Lanes, where
nudity was required for participants. The women were permitted to
wear bottoms. Organizers emphasized this was a non sexual event.

Speaker 9 (01:01:36):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
They emphasized that the menu, you know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:44):
When you released.

Speaker 8 (01:01:47):
Yeah, if there were twenty five people at this event,
I'll give you each fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Say I didn't put it in. I read pretty deep.
You had to wear shoes? Oh sure, yeah, you mess
up the lane.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
You're naked wearing bowling shoes. There's probably some guy wearing
a hat. What could be funnier? And you know, some
guy straddled the ball return. You know what hat you
would wear?

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
What hat?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
A bowler?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Right there?

Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
I don't want to see somebody salad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Well, I'm exactly the person who's waiting to bowl next
has the worst angle of anything, Like you're just seeing
nothing but chocolate starfish.

Speaker 8 (01:02:33):
And can you mention after they're done. They have cosmic
bowling to turn the black lights. And this is the
second time this year they've done this, though, so.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
It must the first time must have been just popular enough.
And again I or I object to the use of
the term naturist.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I do too. I turned it to nudist, the way
it should be. I think there is that a bad term.
Is an It up to them what they call themselves.

Speaker 8 (01:03:02):
I think they can call themselves whatever they want. I'm
calling them nudists. Naturist again, sounds like you're out bird watching.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Yeah, I think natural I've always heard naturalists. Naturalist is
I think that's last akward.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
I think it's back I looked it up in the
I think Tom's right, but I think it's backwards, right,
they got it backwards?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Well, you know, like the old Gibbons.

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
Remember that guy, he's a naturalist.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
He should have been a naturist.

Speaker 8 (01:03:29):
Yeah something again, that's some word naturist, is not. I
took it out of the story and changed it to nudist.
How did I get in this conversation?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
You think nudists would be proud enough to go I'm
a nudist. Yeah, yeah, I'm just a nudist. Enjoy it,
I say, enjoy the show. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
You know what, though, you tell the convention center a
bunch of nudists are showing up. Oh yeah, they may scoff.
You say a bunch of naturists are showing up. They
don't even question.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
Yeah, because they think they're nature right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
I think nudist hasn't content. Do you think anybody brought
their own? You know?

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Don't you know those those dual bags they have for
the serious ball? Sure, serious bowlers have two balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
All right? At some point do they do? Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
They use one ball for a spare. Serious bowlers have
never seen a double ball bag.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Yeah, there's a one ball that has an inside that
actually kind of moves, and then the other balls.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
It doesn't.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
Serious bowlers often have a double ball bag. So you
obviously that must have come up in conversation. Hey, I
see you brought both your balls. No, I brought all
four her.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
This one's weighted and this one's uh. And the shoes.
The shoes are in the bag too, right, Yeah, David Rush, By.

Speaker 8 (01:04:41):
The way, that you see more than this second, You
see more than a seven to ten split. You see
Dolores a little beaviage in line lane four.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Get your mind out of the gutter. Thank you very much.
Hey spare me, we could go on all day. I
can tell you that this isn't up your David Rush.

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
David Rush broken Aguainness world record for the most cucumbers
snapped in thirty seconds. Number to beat was fifty, but
Rush smashed that with a total of sixty five cucumbers
snapped in half a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
He broke the record.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
What during it with his hands?

Speaker 8 (01:05:23):
You're looking at the row guy. You've picked off the
cucumber and you break.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
It in half?

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Did they all have to be the same size?

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
With it?

Speaker 17 (01:05:31):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Actually are get him? There are serious parameters with require
the size of the cucumber.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
What about the rightness of the cucumber? That seems like
that would play into it. It would well, that would
be up to the participant, as you know in the
PCL Professional Cucumber League.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
K Well.

Speaker 8 (01:05:53):
Rush broke the record during an appearance on El Horma
Guero that is in Spain, the TV show in Spain
and that means the ant hill.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Huh. It sounds like it's some kind of war against what.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
Rush describes as one of this uh The Ant Hill
is one of Spain's biggest and wildest live TV shows.

Speaker 9 (01:06:12):
Oh boy, it sounds crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:06:15):
According to Dave, each cucumber needed to meet strict minimum
weight and length requirements for the record. Wait a minute, now,
the cucumbers are lined up. He's stretching. They're lined up
on a very long table.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Poor bastard.

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
He's he's adjusting the cucumbers.

Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
I want to he's not chopping them with his hand,
is he?

Speaker 8 (01:06:38):
And these are large cucumbers. Oh yeah, he grabs each
one with two hands. Look at how fastiest. He's one
of the world's greatest jugglers. It's unbelievable. Look at how
quick he's doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Oh, we messed up on that. Don't like it. They
can use the edge of the table.

Speaker 9 (01:06:54):
Use the edge of the table.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
On the edge like that. You messed up again. But
he's still he's still going strong.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You know what? I don't think he is using the
right one at that angle. It does not look like
he is. Yeah, grabbing him. It's amazing. Thank god, that's amazing, amazing,
Like he's the human salad shooter.

Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
I don't know, do you break a cucumber in half?

Speaker 6 (01:07:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I really have never tried. I have like an iceberger.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
Do you think your anus is strong enough to snap
a cucumber a smaller one?

Speaker 13 (01:07:26):
What?

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
I don't know, A cucumber in half with your I
don't think, Josh Tom, you're Josh I I didn't expect
that from you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I that's got the thing. I might say, how much
this is?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
This is?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
So would you allow me to try it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
I would absolutely allow you to try it? Because are
you talking about insertion or the more? No? No, I'm
talking about you put half in and then you try
to cut it with your anus. Because reducing your dignity
to zero is one of my goals. That would certainly
do it. Hey you they didn't Bob a Tom show today,
Jock Charnold volunteered to got a cucumber and half with

(01:08:05):
his butt.

Speaker 8 (01:08:07):
Even my little girls would find that mildly amusing. It's
not terrified, But yeah, you're right, I have zero respect
the pat didn't you quote unquote snap you're a cucumber?
One wild night in Miami?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Oh boy didnight with a lady named Kim?

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Yeah, I had to reset it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:26):
Yes, I'd like to have you splints on that they
put a little splints up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Nothing you can do.

Speaker 9 (01:08:33):
I don't think there's anything to do you can do
that be funny.

Speaker 8 (01:08:36):
I don't take lots of kisses. Your penis ever recovers.
It just doesn't get direct on that.

Speaker 9 (01:08:40):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I don't think. I don't know they treat this happened
and how they treat No, I did not have this happen.
I did have it happen. What you brought it?

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Yeah, and they splint and it took like seven eight
months to heal. You've had this ace up your sleeve
the whole time and you've never shared this. How did
your penis break? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Careful sexual position? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Okay, and someone Kate rose up too high and when
they came back down, it bent against itself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Okay, did you did you civil warr it or did.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
You as I did one of these and crossed the
room and then uh yeah. We went to the hospital
and they're like, there's nothing you can do. You just
have to wait for it to heal. That was like
a tire had blown out on the side and was
just as dark for about six months.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
But but let's not leave the kids at home guessing
everything's fine now. Though, right, that's right, that's right. It
looks like a capital L.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
There is a little bit around buildings, there's a little
bit up there is ben Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:09:50):
Oh yeah, wow, you guys didn't want to do the
David Rush I still don't want to.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
We have more penis.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I'm sure we do, okay. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
A couple of things off topic completely. Jeff is wearing
one of my favorite Bob and Tom t shirts. Those
are sold out. I think we have a new one.
In fact, we have a new sweatshirt, a zipper one
and a regular one. And then we have the new
Bob and Tom show holiday shirt, which is really cool,
once again, designed by my niece Daisy, who's a designer

(01:10:26):
over in Europe. She recently did the Moet Shandan anniversary bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
Apparently that's where all her effort went. Yeah, Josh, your
niece is twenty eight. I expected better likes ol.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Wow, someone's not going to get to visit Jen when
they go to England. Oh you were going to take
me to England?

Speaker 16 (01:10:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Yes, but not anymore. What's happening.

Speaker 8 (01:10:55):
Many of us that Well, obviously it's not garish enough
for you. It's I guess, I guess nuance and subtlety
when it comes to the design eye or beyond you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
We don't have a.

Speaker 8 (01:11:08):
A gilded fake Christmas tree with a great, big fat Santa.
This is actually her.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Voice, by the way, that's going. Let's let's go coming up.

Speaker 8 (01:11:25):
We have a very unusual story for beer lovers out there. Also,
we got another dictionary trying to get publicity by adding
some words. And I think Josh pointed this out last time.
If you're going to add a word, doesn't it just
have to be a word rather than a combination of words?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah, a word. I guess we'll allow that. But we
have a couple of new ones. They're always fun.

Speaker 8 (01:11:46):
And we have a fugitive Flamingo of all things in
the news. But right now we're doing something special. Today's
Veteran's Day, of course, and we've decided to try to
help out a great organization called Operation Honor Guard, and
we're going to talk with one of the sponsors. We're
going to talk to a Funeral Service Foundation board chairman,
Jeff Smith.

Speaker 9 (01:12:05):
I think we're there. We go, Hey, Jeff, good morning,
this is Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Okay, I can hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Good Tom Hay Veterans Day.

Speaker 8 (01:12:14):
Yeah, what we're talking about here is the honor Guards.
And we were just talking to one of the guys
on our staff. His father recently passed away, a Navy veteran,
and there the honor guards were there at the at
the ceremony for the burial. And what this is all
about is having the proper rifles and uniforms necessary to
make the ceremony that much more dignified.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
And you're part of that.

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
And we're trying to help out today by asking people
to go to Bob and Tom dot com and help
out Operation on our Guard. Give me a little bit
of background on it, will you sure, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Be happy to.

Speaker 14 (01:12:47):
When a veteran passes away, the honor guard those are
usually those are the men or women that are at
the cemetery and they play taps and they fall and
present the flag and do the twenty one guns lose.
So if you have a loved win that's passed away,
obviously this is a very meaningful ceremony that takes place
out at the cemetery. But the honor guard is not

(01:13:10):
always available directly through the military, So they're retired military
that volunteer their time to come out there and pay
tribute to veterans who've passed away an Operation Honor Guard.
We help equip those volunteers so that they're not coming
out of pocket so they can be there for that
meaningful ceremony at the ceremony for the veterans that truly

(01:13:30):
deserve this and receive a proper send off.

Speaker 8 (01:13:34):
It's a really cool thing and very very important and
not talked about much. So we're just taking a little
bit of time today on Veterans' Day to talk about
it and urge people to go to bobintime dot com
and there's a special link that you can click on there,
and we've got some great folks that are also matching
the funds today in including a KSM Accounting and a Dwayne,

(01:13:57):
my lawyer from Denton's very much, very much appreciate a
doin pork Chops helping out, and you guys are also
assisting in this today, so we certainly appreciate it, and
I know a lot of families of veterans are really
going to appreciate the dignity that this brings to the ceremonies,
you know, the the playing of taps and the folding
of the flag, it's very meaningful and very serious. On

(01:14:19):
a much lighter note, You've got a great speaking voice.
You've got an a nice lilt.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Where'd you grow up.

Speaker 14 (01:14:27):
I'm from the great state of Arkansas, the Rock, Arkansas.

Speaker 8 (01:14:30):
I just I just love the I just love your
your your slight accent. My voice is my voice is
that of a vanilla milkshake, very very flat and boring.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
But you've got a sweet, sweet voice.

Speaker 14 (01:14:43):
I can't shake this southern Oh it's great though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
It's great too.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
I am and where I'm from.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Yeah, we were talking with Lee and Morgan yesterday. Same deal.

Speaker 8 (01:14:50):
That's just that's so, that's so sweet, having a nice voice. Anyways,
on a much more serious note, thanks again for your
time and for all you guys do. And once again
I'll urge you to go to bob and and click
on the Operation Honor Guard read about it. And they're
also looking for a lot of volunteers, men and women
veterans that would like to help out. They need some
youth back in the organization. But we certainly appreciate it. Jeff,

(01:15:12):
thanks for your time this morning.

Speaker 14 (01:15:14):
Yes, thank you everyone for supporting Operation on a Guard
and thank your veterans today they make everything we do
here in this country possible.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Yeah, you're so correct. Thank you so much, sir. Now
we're going to move on. When we come back on
a much lighter note, we have interesting things from the
world of sports, as well as very odd beer news
coming up for those of you beer drinkers out there,
little beer history from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
More of the show is on the way.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
You can find us on x at Bob and Tom
or you can email us at Bob and Tom at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Our website.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's
Josh Arnold. Hi there, he's at the I Hate Steven
Singer sidekick chair Chick. Would you spend would you drive
six hours in a car with voice artist Michael Winslow?

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
I would not a police academy. He was doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:16:11):
Bobcat tells a story that when he was doing that
on the movie, he would not stop making sound, and
Bobcat finally went up and grabbed the mic and said, Michael.

Speaker 10 (01:16:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Make He might not be able to help it, you
know that probably, Yeah, And he just went viral with
some led Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
Zeppelin rock and roll. That was pretty fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
Uh, there's Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Jeff Oske, Ace Cosby.

Speaker 8 (01:16:40):
I'm Chick McGee. I'm at the Prize Pig Sports desk.
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Do you remember when we got a hold of mister microphone?
We had one of those as a kid. No, you did, Yeah,
I don't know who.

Speaker 8 (01:16:53):
I'm sorry, excuse me, I'm forgive me. I meant to say,
mister sound effect. Before there was a Mike gold Winslow.
When I was a fairly little kid, I went to
some something.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
And this might be the epitome of I thought he
showed up at your school doing a convocation or something.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
You you, your memories aren't everyone's memories. This might be
the epit of the story.

Speaker 8 (01:17:13):
I'm not asking everyone to remember. I'm gonna time what happened. No,
you just assumed that everybody enjoyed these memories, mister mister
sound effects. Yeah, I thought it was amazing. I thought
it was amazing and he would do just with his
mouth and make these sound effect.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
It was at some huge coliseum.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
I think it might have been like halftime at a
hockey game or something, the Cleveland Barons.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
But we remember this.

Speaker 8 (01:17:37):
We were making fun of him. Yeah, and then we
got we were contacted by him and he was still alive.
Well that I'm sure he's gone now I can tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
It it just the it just our discussion went south
very quickly.

Speaker 9 (01:17:52):
It did not go well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
I don't We used to have a bunch of those
around laying around or something. But uh, but Michael was
the the the next generation of pretty good. Yeah, like
it was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
It was funny in those in spaceballs and police academies.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Do you remember the guy that played the drum solo
from Inegatta divida on his throat he's a cruise ship,
he was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
I enjoyed that very much. I know you didn't, because no,
because he's the most unhappy man on the planet.

Speaker 8 (01:18:26):
I don't think so. Well, it has to be nice
to you, That's why I do this. See, there are
two or three layers underth.

Speaker 9 (01:18:34):
People have to be nice to you, right. Took all
these years.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
For him to admit he's kidding. Of course of course
now is that sports?

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
Yeah, because people weren't nice to him.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
In speaking of sports, ladies and gentlemen, mister sound effects.
This is him doing a barking dog. Ready, yep, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
What not bad?

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
That's not not bad, he said, not bad even a
how about this even looks at me like, how about there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Is that mister? Or is that is that me? It's
pretty good? Gun ricochet, gun ricochet, mister sound effect, that's
not bad. A little a bittle louder, a little louder, well,

(01:19:33):
just a little bit louder.

Speaker 8 (01:19:34):
Now shut up, and him, mister sound effect, having card trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I'll do it before he does it. That's a lot
like the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
You won't poop.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
That's that's not good. But I mean to see h
live on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Oh my god, I've been laughing ironical, Oh yeah, which
I don't like to do.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
But I oh I love that watching failure and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Oh nothing's funnier than about like the guy, the guy
staring at his smartphone walking through the mall, falls into
the fountain.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
That's entertainment because he himself exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:20:24):
This guy thinks he's yeah right, he thinks he's really well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
When I was a kid, I thought the act was great.
Well sure, I mean I was an idiot just like
I am.

Speaker 16 (01:20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:20:36):
Way, but we were talking about we were talking about him,
and then the guy's family contacted us, and that's kind
of an elderly.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Sorry, I can't help myself. I think my favorite old
man on.

Speaker 9 (01:20:48):
The phone ever, though, is the guy that did the
Jimmy Stewart.

Speaker 8 (01:20:51):
Jimmy Stewart. We'll dig that up when we come back.
That's an absolute classic. I just love that guy. What
a sweet old man. Yeah, yeah, he's probably not with
us anymore. Oh my god, No, you'd have my world record.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Know your luck. You'll play that and he will show
up at the door. That's just your well. It's a
good thing.

Speaker 8 (01:21:11):
We have a ramp, by the way, coming up in
the news from USA today, Taco Bell updates for the
holiday season.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Lady, everybody shut up. I want to hear this.

Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
We'll have that in just a few minutes. A couple
of quick reminders. We do have a special thing going
on with Orange insoles. As I like to say, tis
the season I've shed my athletic shoes finally, and I've
got back back to the boots, ladies and gentlemen, and
back to my Orange in soles.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
We got a special four K tie.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Those of you were wondering what shoe I'm wearing. You're
the shoe, Homo, not me. As soon as I get
my car started, I'm going to get out. If you
understand Latin, hey, watch out for that dog?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Oh? Is that how you're gonna cover it? Almost what
you're gonna do? You understanding of Latin? I think we've
done enough to get down there.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
The point is Orange in Souls might would like to
hand you a or I guess not really hand you
Uh they're too heavy A four k TV. Go to
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(01:22:33):
day of course, Veterans Day Operation Honor Guard. Click on
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a great organization, a very serious business, very dignified. Read
about it and see what you think. And we've got
some great folks that are matching the funds today. That's
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from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, The Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
This Veteran's day.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
Honor Guard, ensuring every veteran receives the salute they deserve.
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Speaker 4 (01:23:10):

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Hey, welcome back to The Bob and Tom Show. We're
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Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
There's Jeff oske he man, his penis is fine. There's
Josh Arnold at the I Hate stephen Singer sidekickchair.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Thank you, Chickster.

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Speaker 8 (01:23:50):
This weekend, am I correct and saying, is it going
to be Saturday Night, the Big Night in Lima, Ohio. Indeed,
mister Jeff Oskey, mister Josh Arnold and mister Pat went
on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
What is the name of the venue again?

Speaker 13 (01:24:02):
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for tickets, Tommy bros dot Com.

Speaker 9 (01:24:08):
For it's a comedy three way with the Bob and
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Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Enough it'll be great.

Speaker 9 (01:24:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
So of those three clowns coming at you, huh almost.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Coming back, Well, it'll be Critics say tiresome, tiresome, yet lugubrious.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Look that up. The Daily News said why and who
wanted this coming up?

Speaker 8 (01:24:37):
Also, we have a taco bell in the news today
Veterans Day. We're doing something. We're asking you to take
a little bit of time when you get a chance
to go to Bob and Tom dot com. Just hook
up to Operation Honor Guard. We're gonna be talking to
some of the folks involved in this great organization. They
do something that's very important, very serious business.

Speaker 17 (01:24:53):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:24:54):
Once again, just go to Bobintom dot com. You can
click right over and see what's what's happening with that. Now,
a couple of other things. We do have a much
lighter note our new sweatshirts out there, new t shirts
as well as week eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Of the NFL.

Speaker 8 (01:25:09):
If you go to bobintom dot com slash contest, you
can weigh in with your picks, perhaps winning that Steven
Singer five hundred dollars E gift card.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
But right now, I believe.

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
We've completed the sportscast, But would you mind revisiting the
uh You had a letter about the perhaps over the
top announcing I certainly enjoyed it at the end of
the of the the Penn State and I you the
Hoosiers almost lost for the first time if it came
forty six seconds left, Omar Cooper catching the touchdown pass
beating Penn State in Happy Valley?

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Is that in that place? And Gus Johnson, the broadcaster
for Fox, he lost his mind. Here we go.

Speaker 18 (01:25:50):
Bendza. He shut unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
That's very, very exciting, and it reminded me of this.

Speaker 18 (01:26:06):
We going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan,
and then we're going to Washington to take back the
White House.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Would that end a political career in today's world?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, he was just a slightly ahead of this.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Time.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
Timing is everything to think the do Caucus tank thing
that I think that would still knock out.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Yeah, yeah, that was That was a big helmet, wasn't it.
That was him's a widow guy into.

Speaker 9 (01:26:41):
Delete our country found a better helmet for the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
You think somebody got fired over that, but they did.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
All right, you had one jacket, Yeah, he did kind
of Let's say we were talking for some reason that
I can't remember about mister sound effects.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Uh and uh, it was a real man. Yes, it
was a real show when I was a kid. We
we don't know what his name was is No, he's passed, Yeah,
but it was.

Speaker 8 (01:27:10):
It was just one man, one microphone, and he would
do sounds and Homer Michael Winslow is kind of there's
probably some guy doing it now that's in his twenties,
but Michael Winslow is probably fifty or something at least that. Yeah,
but I was saying one of my favorite phone calls
involved another voice.

Speaker 19 (01:27:28):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:27:28):
And we were talking to a guy in a place called,
of all things, Indiana, Pennsylvania. So it's in the state
of Pennsylvania, but that's the name of the town, very confusing.
But we were talking to him and will you hear,
you'll hear what happened? Oh, I should say Jimmy Stewart.
Of course that's his famous hometown.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Forgive me.

Speaker 8 (01:27:49):
Uh, So we're talking to this guy, as I recall
the topic.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
Was, I've never been more embarrassed by my reply. I see,
I think you're being genuinely kind to him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
I'm not, but you you recall him, you were being sarcastic,
and being incredibly sarcastic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
And the reason we called the guy is that why
did we call him?

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
Because there was a trailer and when they they opened
the door to some cloud or something, and the mirror
came off.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
The mirror came off the door, and you can see
Jesus the glue.

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
The glue had made a portrait of what one might
consider to be the visage of our Lord Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Now was this uh his house? This man's house? I think, yeah,
I forget.

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
Yeah, But in any event, we mentioned Jimmy Stewart that
he was from Indiana, Pennsylvania, and this gentleman proceeded to do.

Speaker 19 (01:28:41):
This, go ahead, go ahead, Well I just want to
say that, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
In honor. Yeah, you to recommend everything, and uh, thanks
for calling up. I'm well you're taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Wow, okay, thanks, thanks, thanks guy. Are you sure you
weren't just trying to kind of be hey? Thank you? Oh,
I know what's going on inside? All right? All right,
I was being a big journey.

Speaker 8 (01:29:17):
It does sound much. It does sound much kinder now
that I'm listening to it. Yeah, I assure you I
thought it was crapped.

Speaker 9 (01:29:25):
I can tell you I did some homework. As you
would say. Wes Harrison is mister sound effects. Oh. He
died in twenty nineteen. He was born in nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
That was the sound of his casket closing. Yeah, it
would be one hundred.

Speaker 9 (01:29:43):
He would be one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Now, yeah, that was.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
One of his art stuff. I missed it. Let go,
wouldn't it be you very much? Somebody's got to be
enjoying this.

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
Okay, let's do we have our Taco Bell update. This
is fun because we have of course, this is the
month of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (01:30:10):
We're all fans of the TV Taco Bell is brought back.
It's Baja Blast pie for the holiday season. What's this now,
I'm not sure why this ties into the holiday season.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
But pie. Are you kidding?

Speaker 9 (01:30:22):
Not key Lime pie.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
It's Baja Blast pie. You just pie in general Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
No hold on, what do I do every Thanksgiving for
you guys? Buy us a pie, go to the pie
lady and I get you guys custom pies. And all
you do is bitch about it.

Speaker 9 (01:30:40):
Chick, she doesn't make key lime pie for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
I could probably ask her, no, it doesn't fit.

Speaker 9 (01:30:46):
Key lime is a summer or a Florida thing.

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
There's let's get back to the chef. I'll tell you
it's always a good time for key Lime pie. There's
gotta be a reason he gave you the story, and
I can't wait to find out.

Speaker 10 (01:30:59):
What it is.

Speaker 9 (01:31:00):
The legendary tropical lime flavor of Baja Blast into a
creamy key Lime style dessert featuring a gram cra Graham
crucker gram cracker Graham cracker crumb crust and topped with
whipped cream. It's priced it nineteen ninety nine. The Mountain
Dew Baja Blast Pie is currently available for a limited

(01:31:20):
limited time at participating location.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Get the whole pie. It's great at that that looks
like Ohio pond. That looks really really.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
It looks as unnatural as anything. It looks like it
looks like Lizzo's diaphragm. Lisos. She's a large girl, so
she would have whipped cream on and it would be
it would be I don't know, it would be blue.
I should get one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Yeah. I also I had Sam send Miss Hooker the recipe. No,
we need the recipe. Those they're probably sold up. They're
so good.

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
My nine year old daughter, this is her favorite place
to go, Taco Bell, Taco Bell. But uh, there's a
minor disagreement between her mother and heart about if she's
allowed to go.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
She's allowed to go. I'll take you to talk about.
Oh that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
I mean, she's got all the babysitters. They're all in
on the scam. You know, they've got the credit card.
Where'd you go for lunch today?

Speaker 1 (01:32:31):
Hurt? Taco Bell?

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
What what does she get at Taco Bell?

Speaker 4 (01:32:35):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
I'm not gonna take.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
I'm not gonna take her. I've got to live with
this woman. The babysitters don't sleep right now. Taco Bell
has a many taco salad that's in like a many bowls,
the cutest, most delicious thing you'll ever.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Looks like it looks like, you know how they have
food for dollhouses. I'm going to I am too.

Speaker 8 (01:33:01):
I love so see if you can get one of
these Mountain blast pies before they're gone. My concern was
that they're gone.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
But oh and you know to today the mcgrib is back.
What yeah, to lunch Tuesday. It comes all to lunch
to lunch.

Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
I will say, I kind of agree with you.

Speaker 8 (01:33:26):
That color green looks it's kind of like hospital hospital green.

Speaker 9 (01:33:32):
It looked toxic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
It's like a toxic because but it's not. It's not
the aquamarine appealing, no swimming pool blue. No, it's the
color of the Maybe it is greener than I think
it was. All right, Okay, the box is in the
key Lime pie, a little more in the lime side
of green. Yea, but this is not a key pie.

Speaker 8 (01:33:52):
But I think it's modeled after the Key Lime pies
and blast Pie. Though you can say the cherry pies
modeled after the apple pie.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
I can't tell it.

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
There's no there's no scale. There's I have a question.
There's no scale in this photograph. You're just trying to
stay on the air. That because long as you stay
on the air. You're just prolonging us beating you to
scale the commercial. Now, is that the size of the
wreath on your front door?

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Or is it the size of the size of a pie?
There's even a pie box pie size? Do you lunatic qualifying?
Let's walking through the size of a pie. Yeah, here
we go. Pies come in various sizes and shapes. Can

(01:34:36):
we try another one? You have a square pie? I
don't feel like the taste of the asphalt pie. I'm
going to give you this commercial. We're gonna be out
in the parking lot. I've never seen one.

Speaker 8 (01:34:53):
Excuse me, a square pizza. Pies very common, I know,
but we're not counting pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
I'm sorry. I don't to get you a crying.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Into that.

Speaker 17 (01:35:04):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:35:05):
He no, you did it? He thinks he is, so
he just destroyed you. Obliterated sir? How dare you mention pizza?
I kill you.

Speaker 8 (01:35:22):
I have no idea what we're doing or where we are.
I do know that we have some important stuff we
got to talk about today. Today is Veterans Day, and UH,
in a way of honoring Veterans Day, we hooked up
with some great people at Operation Honor Guard. You can
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Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
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Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show, Live
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the Silok Insurance Company news desk. Hello, Josh, got god
went across the way. Josh next to Jeff osca Hey
man Chick McGee at the Price Picksports list. Please cost
me over there. I'm Josh Arnold, the I Hate Steven
Singer sidekick Jaron Tom. I just learned something about the

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O'Reilly Autoparts website that's pretty interesting. If you go to
O'Reilly autoparts dot com and in the search and in
the search engine, if you type in one two one G.
I just want everybody to try that. It's a really
they they it's a pretty cool. It's pretty cool. What's

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on there? One one two one G at the O'Reilly
Autoparts website. Put that into the search bug capital G.
It's a fun thing. I applaud whatever employee thought, Hey
this would be fun. One two one G.

Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Okay, this is on the O'Reilly website. Yes, yeah, oh.

Speaker 9 (01:37:50):
Yeah, that is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yeah. And what did you find?

Speaker 9 (01:37:52):
I found a flux capacity so one jigawats or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Oh god, it's great, great, well, thank you they make it,
make it.

Speaker 9 (01:38:03):
This item is not available for purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
That's way for the description and everything. Is this is
used for time travel?

Speaker 9 (01:38:10):
Yes, they sure have it. You're right, made of plutonium.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Yeah, I just say bravo to whatever clever employee went, Hey,
you know what, that's cool?

Speaker 9 (01:38:18):
Detailed description time travel at your own risk.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Well, thank you well Riley Auto Parts. Now let's see.

Speaker 8 (01:38:25):
We've got Christy Lee right over there. I can see
your miss she's at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 9 (01:38:30):
I have a letter? May I read it?

Speaker 16 (01:38:31):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (01:38:31):
This isn't because of Veterans Day today? Is this from
Dan from New Jersey? He says, good morning to the
Kings and Queen of the Morning Airway. This is my
first Veterans Day as an active veteran, and I want
to give a shout out to all the other veterans
out there, and even the I almost joined veterans like
our own Jeff Osca. He was not allowed to join
the Air Force because.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Of your bent penis. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:38:51):
Yeah, I've listened to your show in four different countries
and can't thank you all enough for the countless hours
of laughter. Keep up the great work. God bless them her.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Oh how nice.

Speaker 9 (01:39:01):
Yes, thank you Dan, thank you for today.

Speaker 8 (01:39:03):
We're doing something special, Thanks Christy. It's an Operation Honor
Guard and we're helping him raise some cash. And this
is These are the ladies and gentlemen that show up
at the funerals of veterans. And this organization started out
real small and they're going nationwide now. So if you
go to Bob and Tom dot com you can get

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linked right up to make some donations. We just got
the ball rolling on this and we've received some great
letters and a bunch of great folks have put money
up already. Thanks very much, and you can go to
the go to our website and check this all out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
I got a letter here. My brother Pete is an
Honor Guard in Kansas. He served in the Army. He's
seventy eight years old. Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:39:46):
He sings all three verses of taps at the funeral ceremonies.
My husband and I are Air Force. Love your show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
Dolores in beautiful South Carolina. Once again, go to Bobin
Toom dot com and just click on that link and
you can see some of the great folks that have
already made donations as we continue to try to help
out Operation Honor Guard. Now, Christy Lee is at the
Silac Insurance News desk. Before we get to Christy once again,
the boys this Saturday Lima, Ohio for a special comedy

(01:40:17):
show Pat Godwin, Jeff Oske and Josh Arnold. It's going
to be a great night at the what arena?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
What's it called? Unoh and Lima, Ohio? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:40:26):
U n oh Lima, Ohio And get tickets at what
is it Tommy bros. Dot Com, Tommy bros Dot Com. Okay, Christy,
what you got?

Speaker 9 (01:40:33):
Well, we were talking a little bit about Thanksgiving before
the break because we brought up pie. This is from
the New York Post where an er doctor has the
top five injuries and illnesses seen on Thanksgiving. Oh, okay,
number five. We'll start at the bottom and work our
way up.

Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
Uh something related to giblets?

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
Nope, nope, gastro intestinal illnesses, Yeah, that'll happen.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Indigestion ate a little too much for you. And by
the way, don't wash the bird.

Speaker 9 (01:41:03):
What that around?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
You're not supposed to wash the turkey? Do whatever you
do whatever? Yeah, only when you get trick andosys. Don't
call me.

Speaker 8 (01:41:11):
If you've done it every year of your life and
you've never gotten I think this is your ear. If
you feel like you need to follow Tom's advice.

Speaker 9 (01:41:22):
Okay, my guess ye number four head injuries. There you
go that well, like Tom suffered four or five years ago,
ed him upside the head.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
Yeah, it's going to happen again this year.

Speaker 9 (01:41:32):
Actually had Trauma from falls is common around the holidays,
especially where weather is icy, because it's usually sometimes snowing
on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
Or falling on a knife. That falling on a knife.

Speaker 9 (01:41:45):
Falling on a knife would be different.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
That's I mean, if you hit it with your head, Yeah,
it might be a head injury.

Speaker 9 (01:41:51):
It might be a lace.

Speaker 1 (01:41:53):
Someone's falling on a knife deliberately.

Speaker 13 (01:41:55):
My dad fell on Thanksgiving. Oh really, this is no
joke down my grandmother's stairs, you know. No, of course,
the booze broke his fall. His head got caught under
the radiator and they had to call people.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
I'm not even joking, and the kids had to go
in the kitchen. We were crying. I don't know, I
don't know if I oh my god, yes, yes, I
am irritated. You're waiting till now to tell us the story.
It's absolutely true. Hours until the like emergency people came.
How long was he stuck? Stuck stuck under a couple hours?

Speaker 9 (01:42:34):
Like lived up people had to come in.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
I remember we were very young. I was would have
been said him, did you have to feed him Thanksgiving dinner?
That'd be your story. But no, it was traumatic. We
were all crying that stuck under the radiator.

Speaker 13 (01:42:49):
Yeah, he took a huge tumble down the stairs, all
liquored up on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 9 (01:42:53):
Lucky he's alive.

Speaker 8 (01:42:54):
Yeah, no killing so Oske saves the the bent schlong
story of these years and you're just coughing this.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
When you brought that up, it came to me, did
they have to take the radiator out to get him out?
I think they did? Or they use something on his head,
like maybe butter, I don't know something sure, maybe some gravy.

Speaker 8 (01:43:13):
Yeah, you know that's one of those shortening there's some
old old timey veteran.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
I don't know why you're doing it that way. Why
don't you just graves up as hey.

Speaker 13 (01:43:24):
My cousin Margaret would have been in her twenties and
she was a nurse so I recall her helping first
to get his head, and the radiator think, thank god,
was not like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
A hot she was? She talking the whole time. I
don't remember I remember him moaning. Yeah, I don't remember
much talking.

Speaker 8 (01:43:41):
I see, Well, if we're going to do that, then
we have to do this famous phone call off to
the Bob and Tom program.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
And here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
Morning Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 17 (01:43:53):
Hello, Hi, who's this? This is Sammy from Cincinnati by Tammy?
Was it the in laws for Thanksgiving dinner? They had
separated or were divorced after twenty six years of marriage.
So the mom was putting on the dinner by herself.
After prayer. Everyone's setting their knife and quietly, so she
wants to read a little poem. Oh no, everybody starts laughing.

(01:44:16):
It makes it really mad. And so she stands up
and she says, you don't know the hell I've lived
through the past twenty six years. Your father always wanted
to blank me up the blank and I've got the
hair boids to prove it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Reason. Now can we go home? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:44:43):
Once again, er Doc Special Events that happened on thanksgiy We're.

Speaker 9 (01:44:47):
Up to number three. Orthopedic injuries huhot like backyard games
or hoarsing around in the living room or falling down
the stairs drunk and lead to trauma to the bones, joints, muscles, tendons.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
And ligament's muscle senses.

Speaker 9 (01:45:05):
Yeah, number two burns burns. Of course, a current Thanksgiving
tend to be on the face, hands, forms, and even
feet face due to dropped food and sauces.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
That's why you have your face. What do they call that?
With a dunk of food into boiling oil, hold it
with your foot right.

Speaker 9 (01:45:25):
When the deep fried turkey incident, because you know that
you put the turkey in and it displaces the oil at.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
The archimedi aston as that time and.

Speaker 9 (01:45:36):
Then the number one. This makes, of course the most
sense from doctor Reed Caldwell, who works in the er
cuts and lacerations.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
Yeah, I lacerated myself.

Speaker 9 (01:45:45):
Everybody's got the big knives out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Do they have the electric knives or they are sought after?
I think?

Speaker 9 (01:45:52):
So I like my electric come aside, I don't have one.

Speaker 8 (01:45:55):
I should, Yeah, I don't have When I was growing up,
remember we had one.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
You can just use the so all any reciprocating blade,
it'll be fine. Yeah, I would use a skill.

Speaker 6 (01:46:05):
Saw?

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Oh really really, show that show that bird, Show that bird?
Whose boss?

Speaker 16 (01:46:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
That is our is burning? The tongue in there?

Speaker 9 (01:46:15):
Ot be a burn? But I don't think you go
to the e R for that. They can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
I put the tongue in a bend it. Oh yeah,
black eyes from fistfights? Is that.

Speaker 8 (01:46:31):
Now the benefit of getting an intestinal disorder? If you
were like heavily vomiting your diarrhea, you can go back
and have more sides?

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
How am I supposed to eat your wife's what? Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:46:47):
I'm so sorry, sweet, Okay, so embarrassing. Uh, Christy Lee,
what's coming up?

Speaker 9 (01:46:53):
Coming up? We have an interesting beer story. We have
nose size and penis length, and we have new words
in the Cambridge Dictionary database. And as that a missing
flamingo in France, we'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Yeah, that's an interesting story. Yeah, that sounds like a
well he's as gay as a flamingo in France.

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
Look what we got here.

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Well, it's kind of interesting because they due to international law,
they don't think they can relocate the flamingo.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
Yeah, you'll see it's rather funny.

Speaker 8 (01:47:29):
Once again, a couple of things going on uh first
of all Week eleven, beginning in the NFL Thursday night,
you're shot at winning a Steven Singer Jeweler's gift card.
Just go to bobintom dot com slash contest and pick
the winners. You don't have to go against the spread,
just pick the winners and you could be our winner.
We always look forward to this, and today's the day

(01:47:50):
to log on and get that done. Also, we've got
a special four k TV courtesy of Orange Insouls. Find
out about that by going to bobintom dot com slash
contest and we ask you to go there today to
participate in Operation Honor Guard since it is Veterans Day.
This is a program that helps with the uniforms, rifles, etc.

(01:48:11):
For the serious business of the funeral funerals for great
veterans out there and the playing of taps, et cetera,
et cetera. This organization helps with that. And if you're
looking for a way to do a little bit of
a tribute to veterans, this is the way to go.
And we've been talking to a number of people participating
in this. We're going to continue to do that. Are

(01:48:32):
we ready to do Okay?

Speaker 11 (01:48:33):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:48:33):
I think we're going to talk with Nathan Peters in
just a second. He is part of this program, one
of the folks that is supporting it. We have a
number of people that are doing a Matching Funds donation today,
which means when you make your donation, it's instantly doubled,
which is really cool. And once again the place to
go is bobintom dot com. We do have the rather

(01:48:55):
lightweight aspects of our website, a bunch of videos and stuff.
We have a terrific video yesterday from talking with Lee
and Morgan. Also, Lewis Black was our guest yesterday. Lewis
is always always fun. Plus, we have a Kastaki Economopolis
and his visit to Berlin with his brother who had
a chance to meet the guy that saved us life
by making that bone marrow transplant.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
A great story. That's all.

Speaker 8 (01:49:19):
You can see that all on our various social media
platforms right now where we are joined, I hope by
Nathan Peters.

Speaker 4 (01:49:25):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
I can see Nathan right there from Pork Chops.

Speaker 8 (01:49:29):
And I'll tell you what. My dogs are big fans.
They did good to hear ye, they'd be here to talk,
but their they're dogs. You know, you're helping us out
with Operation Honor Guard. Tell us a little bit more
about your relationship with this program.

Speaker 19 (01:49:45):
So that Scott that you know, we value the veterans
that we have, We value that, you know, the service
that they that they've provided us. And you know, we
thank highly of the military and it's hard to be
grateful for everything that they do for us, you know,
every single day, but today's the one day that we
need to be grateful for that, and you know, take
it seriously and think about what they do for at

(01:50:05):
the funerals that they go to every time. You know,
they're they're rain or shine, no matter what.

Speaker 9 (01:50:10):
You know.

Speaker 19 (01:50:10):
The Operation Honor Guard and I think that means a
lot to those families.

Speaker 8 (01:50:13):
And the idea of Operation Honor Guard is to help
outfit the veterans, the men and women who are participating
in the ceremonies with the flag and the bugle, et cetera,
et cetera. And this was started as a small, small
organization in Danville, Illinois, and it's really taken off and
we're trying to help launch it on a national basis,

(01:50:34):
which is which is actually already happening. And we do
have a link if you go to Bob and Tom
dot com. Now, on a much lighter note, you are
the pork chomps guy. How many dogs do you have?

Speaker 16 (01:50:47):
Just one?

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Just one? What kind?

Speaker 19 (01:50:49):
Well, he's kind of unique. So he's a cross between
an Australian dingo and a border gully. His name's Dundee.

Speaker 1 (01:50:55):
Wow. We actually funny enough, believe it or not. We
have dingoes in the news. Did you see this? It
was in the news yesterday that one of them. Do
the story real quick.

Speaker 9 (01:51:07):
Queensland, Australia, will consider allowing people to keep dingoes as pets.
According to the Australian Broadcast Corporation, a new plan would
reclassify the wild dogs as Cannis familiaris or domestic dogs. So,
under the state's current biosecurity regulations, dingoes cannot be distributed, sold,

(01:51:28):
leased into the environment, moved, fed or kept. Detractors argue
that dingoes are not dogs and reclassifying them would have
negative ecological, cultural, and animal welfare consequences.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
But you have a dingo cross. Yes, I have never
heard of that either.

Speaker 19 (01:51:46):
It's fairly unique. I'll I'll send an email. I'll send
you a picture of it. He's an interesting looking creature.

Speaker 8 (01:51:52):
I assume pretty soon we're gonna have a dingo doodle
if if nothing else, a dingo doodle is a great
name for a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
Yeah, that's just like you take Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
I think you'd take away from what the ding going
from what the ding that was if you made it
a noodle.

Speaker 1 (01:52:07):
But yeah, yeah, that that's a total coincidence. I had
no idea. Is the is the dog?

Speaker 6 (01:52:12):
Is the dog?

Speaker 1 (01:52:13):
Okay around kids?

Speaker 19 (01:52:15):
Yeah, I have a twelve year old and sixteen year
old and he comes and you know, he comes and
goes in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
And yeah, yeah he's not I mean, he's not a
wild dog.

Speaker 4 (01:52:23):
He's more like a regular dog.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
Oh that's cool. That's cool. We're talking, by the way,
with Nathan Peters.

Speaker 8 (01:52:28):
We've kind of gotten off track here, but I'll tell
you that my dogs are big fans of of pork
chomps and other delights that you guys provide for dogs
out there. And it's great that you guys are back
in Operation Honor Guard today. And I'll just take the
time to make this real easy for people. If you
go to Bob and Tom dot com, if you're driving
right now, when you get to the shop or the
office or whatever. Take it to take time, make a

(01:52:49):
small donation.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Every every bit helps.

Speaker 8 (01:52:52):
And this is a performing a great service for veterans
and it's it's a serious moment involved funerals, and it's
not an easy topic to talk about. But you can
do your part today on this great veteran's day.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Well, good luck with your dog, Nathan, did I did
you say the name of the dog Dundee? Dundee? Okay,
of course, of course makes sense, right, Yeah, I mean you.

Speaker 8 (01:53:17):
Wouldn't name it Meryl Street. Yeah, don't let this dog
baby sit. That's all I can say. Hey, Nathan, thanks
very much for your participation.

Speaker 19 (01:53:28):
You're welcome, and I want to thank I want to
take this time to thank every military you know, man
and a woman that has you know, served in our
military service, and you know, thanks for everything that they
do for us.

Speaker 8 (01:53:38):
Absolutely, yes, sir, thank you very much. Now I appreciate you, Nathan, Yes, yes, sir.
Coming up, we have Christy Lee with a little more news.

Speaker 9 (01:53:47):
Wait wait, wait, we can't not let Chick McGee do
his famous.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
Dingo sto my bubby, thank you Chick Street cry in
the dark in the dark.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
That yeah, she was nominated for everything. Oh very good
Lyndy Chamberlain. I have I thought I'd heard of everything.
I have never heard of a dingo crossman.

Speaker 9 (01:54:10):
Usually they're a cross with an Australian cattle dog.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Really, but now in Queensland they're saying, just have a
ding a dingo.

Speaker 9 (01:54:17):
Yeah, we might be a little wild and unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
I don't think it's gonna get along with my wolverine.

Speaker 8 (01:54:24):
For my venomous duck. Okay, thanks so much. We're coming
right back to the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is
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It's a fun thing. Yeah, it is just fun. It's
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There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's
Pat Godwin. Hello, there's Jeff Hosky, a man Josh Arnold. Yes,
he's COSBYI chick Hello, Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. I can't
help but notice that you're over there in observation.

Speaker 9 (01:55:39):
Do you have your history ready?

Speaker 8 (01:55:40):
Because it's time for chick mcgie of course. At the
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Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
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happened to it. I accidentally erased it the.

Speaker 8 (01:55:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
It is off ay ay ace put it's responsible for
not Hoffey. So you can be the introduction. I can
hear the music. Are you deaf? Here's today in history?
Here's Tom. What are you doing over there?

Speaker 8 (01:56:08):
You never mind what I'm doing? You likely buying a
pair of shoes. You never mind when I'm doing. Okay,
go right ahead, everybody's gonna benefit. Nineteen eighteen, World War
One ends and it was. It was such a teaser,
it was a cliffhanger.

Speaker 4 (01:56:24):
Was calling it World War one?

Speaker 8 (01:56:25):
Yeah, they knew call it World War one war ding Dong.
They had a sequel, you see, Okay, never mind? Uh
nineteen fifty four A Lord of the Rings The Two
Towers by J. R. R.

Speaker 1 (01:56:40):
Tolkien. What is with these? What is with these? JK. Rowling? C. S.
Lewis with out the big I.

Speaker 9 (01:56:47):
Like their initials.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
I don't know the initials of those cases. It's guys.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
But a lot of female writers used to do it
because they didn't necessarily.

Speaker 1 (01:56:54):
Girls can't ride exactly. JK. Rowling, Right, yep. I don't
want to read stories about wizards written by a girl.

Speaker 9 (01:57:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57:03):
I mean it's unfortunate, but that's that was the thinking.

Speaker 8 (01:57:07):
Wow, I never know, Oh, this is something that's weird.
Nineteen sixty eight, John Lennon and Yoko Ono appeared nude
on the cover of the album called Two Virgins.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Stand By for Yoko's her suit promise. Yeah in three
two very hairy and a terrible record. I bet John
he wasn't he id do have been as hairy as anything?

Speaker 9 (01:57:35):
Both were very hairy, yes, just the worst.

Speaker 8 (01:57:38):
Bushes yeah, and uncircumcised. Sure, it's more if you've never seen.
It's more national geographic than playboy nudity if.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:57:49):
Not real sexy, if that's what you're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
And a terrible record, no hits, just just awful. What
do you work for the record company?

Speaker 6 (01:57:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:57:57):
Come on, John patterns that they remastered it though, and
in the remastered version they shaved the fews off.

Speaker 9 (01:58:05):
That's nice singing.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:58:07):
They erased all of yous tracks and they put some
stuff on from some other on the State of nineteen
sixty nine, Jim Morrison arrested by the FBI for being
drunk on an airplane.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
He was out of his time. It was something all right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (01:58:23):
Nineteen fifty four, Shake Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley
and the Comets peaks at number seven, a classic, and
that actually had to be cleaned up. They cleaned up
the lyrics for that. They were too suggestive at the time.
What yeah, right, rattle wasting beach and fellows, come on,
come on, shake rattling blowies.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
Yeah. Originally you didn't go with rape. I'm not going
right with that. Nineteen All the things you say, can
we can we lose that anyway. There are words that
are considered comedy.

Speaker 9 (01:59:04):
Yeah, that would be one.

Speaker 1 (01:59:06):
If you said that loud, that's yary. They catch higher
as soon as it leaves your mouth. I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:59:13):
Nineteen fifty seven, the great song Peggy Sue by O Christie.

Speaker 9 (01:59:20):
Peggy Sue Buddy Holly, Yeah, John, he had.

Speaker 8 (01:59:27):
A great version the In nineteen sixty five on the State,
the Beatles wrapped the recording of the great album Rubber Soul.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
What's the biggest one from that biggest single, ticket to Ride?
Maybe take it to Ride? Is there a title track
on that album?

Speaker 2 (01:59:44):
Rubber Soul? Rubber be my rubber Soul. It was a
play on the shoes, so you would have a rubber
sole on your shoe. But then they said this one.
They spelled it s o U. That's so all the
Beatles not a good title.

Speaker 13 (02:00:04):
You wouldn't have liked any of their titles. If you
were their manager, you would have accepted anything. You guys
are going to do a white album and not even
title it.

Speaker 8 (02:00:13):
But it worked because it was embossed and happy birthday,
George Patten.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
When you put your hand in a miss of goo,
that's right, Uh, checks, George Scott, Happy Birthday, Kurt Vonnegut,
The Great, the Great writer from Indianapolis, Indiana, The Slaughterhouse
five and many more.

Speaker 1 (02:00:34):
Great book, just accessible enough. Uh, you know what I'm saying.
Not easy reads. You don't think so.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:00:42):
I think they're challenging, and I think they were meant
to be. Happy Birthday Jonathan Winters with great like.

Speaker 2 (02:00:48):
It's the easiest person to read. Oh, I got every word.
I never had to reready put on a comic book.
That's what I was waiting for, a graphic novel.

Speaker 1 (02:00:59):
I'm sorry. Well, no, Stanley Tucci, you're a big fan.

Speaker 9 (02:01:03):
Right, love him. I love his Do you watch his
cooking videos?

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
That's fun, They're fun. It was too busy reading a book.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
I'm reading a book by the alright, I'm sure you're
watching cooking videos there. I've actually taken watching cookie videos
from Dawn till dus, taking a.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
Walk in, reading a book, take breaks from eating and
watching more cook videos. Hey, we're doing the show without
you over here. But it's great. Yeah, you marry Susan Lucci. Oh,
that'd be good in the chat. I don't know why not.
I like that a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Yeah, that sounds like Jake Cradle and Roll. Okay, got
tell you how about this one? You've heard of this one?

Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
Nineteen fifty seven Elvis Jailhouse Rock Hits Number one.

Speaker 9 (02:01:53):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (02:01:54):
It is a good one.

Speaker 9 (02:01:55):
I love the video.

Speaker 1 (02:01:56):
Beginning of the end.

Speaker 8 (02:01:57):
And then a great song that's terrible. It's the same time. Uh,
Donna Summer brought it back. The song MacArthur Park. It's great,
but it's terrible. Think whoever, Tom, it's I love it?

Speaker 14 (02:02:11):
Thing ever?

Speaker 17 (02:02:13):
Tom?

Speaker 9 (02:02:14):
And that Donna Summer song. The lasts like eighteen minutes.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (02:02:19):
I don't know, we're both ridiculous. How could it's is it?

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
If it's terrible and great at the same time, that's
exactly right? No, I mean the MacArthur Park that don't
let the take out in the rain?

Speaker 1 (02:02:32):
What the hell?

Speaker 9 (02:02:32):
What guy saying that song?

Speaker 6 (02:02:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:02:34):
Rich the actor who wasn't really a singer. It's been
a Dumbledore's kind of a kind of a toxic yes,
sing same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:02:42):
Uh, and that's got a certain charm to it. Yeah,
it's it's weird. Yeah, I don't like you. You have
a certain charm to it. But I really people love
hating me. It's fine, that's fine, Okay, I don't care.

Speaker 9 (02:02:56):
Said you want to be able to like you.

Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
It's not working.

Speaker 8 (02:03:01):
Coming up, coming up, we have the Flamingo Fugitive in France,
which is about a bird.

Speaker 9 (02:03:10):
We got them Dino style. We got to talk about that.

Speaker 8 (02:03:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Right now, I'll remind you we've got
a special thing up and running. It's trying to raise
some funds for Operation Honor Guard in this great Veterans Day.
If you get a chance, visit bobintom dot com click
on the link. Please at some point today, if you're driving,
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We certainly appreciate it. We are in the Oilly Autopart Studios.

Speaker 4 (02:03:33):
This Veterans Dage.

Speaker 5 (02:03:34):
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Speaker 4 (02:03:50):

Speaker 8 (02:03:55):
in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studio. There's Christy Lee. Hi,
she's at the Silent Insurance News desk. Yep, there's Pat Godwin,
May Chick, Jeff Oske, Yes, sir, there's Josh Arnold I.

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operation called Operation Honor Guard. It's the serious business of
funerals for veterans, and it's about getting more volunteers and
getting them properly outfitted, et cetera, et cetera. You can
make a donation by going to Bobintom dot com and
click on Operation Underguard. Read about it, see how you
feel about it. If you'd like to, you can make

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that donation. We've got some great folks that are matching
those donations today, including au Work Chops, KSM Accounting, and
Denton's a law firm, along with the Funeral Service Foundation.

Speaker 1 (02:05:06):
So it's a serious business.

Speaker 8 (02:05:08):
If you'd like to be part of it, even a
small donation would be more than welcome. We were talking
to one of the guys from the organization and ninety
percent of your donation goes directly to the veterans and
the other ten percent goes for software and structural issues
that they have to keep the operation going. So now,
on a much lighter note, we go that way where

(02:05:30):
you'll see Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

Speaker 9 (02:05:33):
What's happening a flamingo that went missing from a wildlife
sanctuary in the UK?

Speaker 1 (02:05:39):
Is what they sound like?

Speaker 17 (02:05:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
I was just sitting here thinking, what does a flaming.

Speaker 2 (02:05:44):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (02:05:44):
It sounds a flamingo.

Speaker 8 (02:05:45):
They make the sound of a discothech in nineteen seventy seven,
late late at night.

Speaker 2 (02:05:49):
Oh I bet it's the Miami Wece theme they hum that.

Speaker 9 (02:05:54):
Miss flamingo is not in a disco, but believed to
be living in France. According to the BB's see the
flamingo named Frankie great name, escaped from a walled garden
at Paradise Park earlier this month, despite having her wings
clipped a little over a week later, a young flamingo
was spotted on a beach and Treflez Park director Nick

(02:06:15):
Reynolds said they are pretty certain that the bird is Frankie.
He said the paperwork and the complexities of bird flu
regulations would make it challenging to rehome Frankie in the
UK and hope she manages to find a flamingo colony
in southern France.

Speaker 1 (02:06:29):
Good luck.

Speaker 9 (02:06:30):
I was going to say, are flamingo colonies bag in France?
I don't know. And you think this flamingo would be
tagged if.

Speaker 8 (02:06:38):
It were part of a but they can't. I think
they can't bring it over the border because of bird
flu or something.

Speaker 9 (02:06:43):
Yeah, but they said they're pretty certain that the bird
is Frankie. I would think you got to catch it.
I was at the San Diego Is that hard to
catch a flamingo?

Speaker 1 (02:06:52):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (02:06:52):
World famous San Diego Zoo. But then the San Diego
Wild Animal Park and we were at the Wild Animal
Park and a flamenco got loose in front of the
tour bus that drives around the wild Animal Park and
one of the trainers had to get in front of
the flamingo and like start making movements like a flamingo
to try to calm the bird.

Speaker 1 (02:07:09):
It was wow, they got to be really, they're they're
delicate creature. Do you remember what you call a group
of flamingos, grab a flamboyance of flamingos or hairdressers no.

Speaker 9 (02:07:24):
Ilamingos.

Speaker 1 (02:07:27):
Well, if you're keeping track at home, that's too. They eat,
they're famous.

Speaker 8 (02:07:31):
They eat shrimp, which makes them turn pink shrimp, that's true,
or you messing with me. But in France they turned
gray from the ciarem smoke.

Speaker 1 (02:07:42):
So if a flamingo a bf Wellington, they turn brown? Right?

Speaker 2 (02:07:47):
Is it just what they eat they turn that color?
Or is it because the brine have a certain thing
in it they turned pink?

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
I think that. Or if they have one of those
new Taco bell Baja blast where they turn blue. Pretty interesting.
They expect him to having a left to migrate to
southern France. Well that would be nice. Yeah, that's smelled
that smelled bad.

Speaker 9 (02:08:13):
In France, baby flamingos are born gray, so they do
become pink.

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
From their diets. Yes, they are, They really are when
they passed away their guns. Oh did you know that
this Frankie flamingo? Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
You know where he'll be visiting at here? We have
to get the facts. Well, I'd like to get it right. No, no, no, no,
I see a joke coming going. You know what I
would like to one day somehow, AI, we can do this.

Speaker 8 (02:08:48):
We'll create an a I Tom, and you can come
in here and argue with Tom, and you can go
that Tom and he can go you like you go
to us.

Speaker 1 (02:08:57):
That would be great. You were saying, Frankie the Flamingo,
she's doing what?

Speaker 2 (02:09:01):
Oh no, you don't deserve the joke anymore. So she's
after Parish, She's visiting somewhere else. Frankie is going to Hollywood.
Oh relax, yes, don't do it when you want.

Speaker 1 (02:09:13):
To take her lover, Johnny. Frankie and Johnny were sure
they could.

Speaker 9 (02:09:21):
Then Frankie moved on to Grace.

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
Wasn't almost Presley in that movie? Frank and Johnny?

Speaker 18 (02:09:25):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:09:26):
Is that right? I have no idea. Let's sorry to
bother you.

Speaker 2 (02:09:32):
All these years. Why is the biggest nose in this room,
biggest no oscar It might be Jeff and he didn't.
Nobody looked at him. He goes, many, isn't no?

Speaker 1 (02:09:43):
He doesn't no, but it he has normal noses in here.
I think the beard offsets the he's got a giant nose.
Look at that thing. It's only the nine of us
in here, him and his nose. Look at them.

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
John.

Speaker 8 (02:09:56):
Now, I bring this up because we have a uh
I think, totally illegitimate news story.

Speaker 9 (02:10:01):
Scientists in Japan have found that no size may in
fact correlate with penile length. That's Researchers tested the saying
big nose, big hose by analyzing the relationship between stretched
penile length on Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (02:10:17):
Stretch it slow down, because this is very important. Start over,
start over.

Speaker 9 (02:10:24):
Researchers tested the saying by analyzing the relationships between stretched
penile length on cadavers against other measurements throughout the body,
including genital organs, nose size, height, and body weight.

Speaker 8 (02:10:38):
I'll wait to stop for a second and think about this.
You're in Japan, you're a scientist, and someone has you
going from cadaver to cadaver, stretching penises, stretching the penises
measuring them and then measuring the noses.

Speaker 9 (02:10:52):
They found that the highest correlation to stretched pnile length
was flaccid penile length, with the next highest coral being
nose size, meaning the bigger the nose, the larger the
erect penis. This makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (02:11:06):
There's got to be some sort of problem with measuring
it cadaver's penis.

Speaker 2 (02:11:10):
Well, just a pervert exactly again, who no science behind
this guy just wanted to pull on some dead pod.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
Pull on listen, pull on dead pause. They opened at
bonn Ro Racehorse. So this is this story is.

Speaker 8 (02:11:35):
Means bios. I'll tell you what I've heard. That barber
streisand is hung like Lady Gaga. What's that fruit guy's name?
Can Sam Huge?

Speaker 2 (02:11:48):
Huge huge? You can smell the putty coming from a
mile as he can.

Speaker 9 (02:11:54):
Walter Matthow huge, Walter maths a huge nose.

Speaker 2 (02:11:58):
Oh yeah, I think I don't know nobody nobody thinks
when you think of huge nose celebrities, Nobody says Adrian Brody.

Speaker 1 (02:12:06):
Yeah, sure, I've been working on a waltermouth.

Speaker 9 (02:12:10):
Yeah, yeah, he does have a big nose.

Speaker 1 (02:12:14):
What do you think, Felix? Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (02:12:19):
You lose your credit? Cards the whole world like job.
The mosquitos get in. They love my macaroni, and that's
from Grumpy.

Speaker 1 (02:12:31):
That's very good. Now it's god I loved Homer Simpson
was originally based on Walter Mouth.

Speaker 4 (02:12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:12:41):
Now coming up, Christy, what you got over there?

Speaker 9 (02:12:44):
Coming up? We have the Cambridge Dictionary adding some words.

Speaker 2 (02:12:47):
We have.

Speaker 8 (02:12:49):
This story everybody fights with everybody we have unlike the
last three story, that's probably true.

Speaker 9 (02:12:56):
We have more news out of Japan. They're not stretching
penuses this time. They're scaring bears or.

Speaker 1 (02:13:02):
News out of Japan. That sounds like a sex move.
You'd make it. I'll have you know stop.

Speaker 8 (02:13:15):
I was talking to my Japanese buddy, Dick Hiroshima, and
he said to me, what.

Speaker 1 (02:13:25):
A huge mushroom tip. At least I found a joke.

Speaker 9 (02:13:32):
Just you tagged it.

Speaker 8 (02:13:33):
The concept was there, just waiting for you people. All right,
I'll remind you of a couple of quick things. A
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a nice four K TV courtesy of Orange Insults and
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Honor Guard in this Veterans that we're going to tell
you about it right.

Speaker 4 (02:14:04):
Now today Veterans Day.

Speaker 5 (02:14:07):
Please join the Bob and Tom Show in partnering with
Operation Honor Guard, who supports the Veteran volunteers who perform
the rifle salute, play taps, and present the flag at
Veterans funerals all across America. Here, Sergeant Edwin Boogie Cook
of Champagne, Illinois to.

Speaker 12 (02:14:22):
See these families in their time of grief, and you
can be there to just provide some level of acknowledgement
to show that the family member wasn't ignored.

Speaker 5 (02:14:32):
Your donation provides uniforms, rifles, and resources for local Honor Guards.

Speaker 12 (02:14:37):
Just being able to get out and have some impact
on these people's lives because they see that we're doing
this voluntarily, because that's.

Speaker 4 (02:14:46):

Speaker 5 (02:14:48):
Pork Chops, the Funeral Service Foundation, Kat Sepper and Miller
Accounting and Attorney Dwayne Isaacs are all matching your gift
to Operation Honor Guard. To donate or volunteer for Operation Underguard,
visit Bob and Tom dot com.

Speaker 8 (02:15:06):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parks Studios. There's Pat Godwin, they checked,
Jeff Hoske Go, Sir Josh Arnold, Hi, and Christy Lee.

Speaker 1 (02:15:16):
Hey, there's a cost. I'm chick McGee.

Speaker 4 (02:15:19):
Hello Tom, how are you?

Speaker 1 (02:15:20):
I'm doing great now.

Speaker 8 (02:15:21):
Today is a Veteran's Day, of course, and we are
helping out an organization called Operation Honor Guard, and a
number of folks have been taking the time to make
some donations for this great program. A nice letter here
from Belinda in Lexington. She did an honor of her
husband who passed away in February. The Honor Guard American

(02:15:43):
Legion Post Aid of Lexington honored him and it was great, wonderful. Yeah,
that's what this is all about. Serious business. And if
you get a chance, just go to Bob and Tom
dot com and click on the link and you can
be one of the supporters. And we have some great
folks that are matching donations today. That would include Denton's
Law firm and my buddy Dwayne KSM Accounting, Pork Chomps,

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and the Funeral Service Foundation find out what's going on
once again by going to the website Bob and Tom
dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:16:11):
Now, yeah, and remember Veterans Day's a celebration. It's it's
very good.

Speaker 8 (02:16:16):
It doesn't have to be somberg And this is important stuff. Yeah,
we have Christie Lee across the way. She is at
the Silac Insurance.

Speaker 9 (02:16:25):
And I never have important stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:16:27):
Well, well, I mean we'd rather not. We have important
porta potty news.

Speaker 2 (02:16:33):
We do.

Speaker 9 (02:16:33):
An unhoused man in Michigan claims a construction crew liveded
a porta potty while he was still inside. According to
the suit filed by Kevin Colby, years old lawsuits stopped
at a construction site overseen by Fisher Contracting to use
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:16:53):
You think there's a Jack Colby out there? I hope so. Eh.

Speaker 9 (02:16:57):
Employees reportedly yelled at mister Colby he entered the porta potty.

Speaker 1 (02:17:01):
Oh, Cojack.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
I went to school with a Robin Monster kidding. Yeah,
one of the hottest girls in school.

Speaker 9 (02:17:07):
Yeah, you're done.

Speaker 1 (02:17:10):
Sorry, she had a friend Brie. We could do You
think there's someone out there named Brie Guda.

Speaker 9 (02:17:18):
I hope yeah, he then heard an engine start. Mister
Colby apparently as a homeless man who went to the
porta potty to use the facility.

Speaker 8 (02:17:30):
Ok, he got a hand to the guy because he
didn't just crap all over the street. At least he
took the time in trouble to go to an enclosed
place and snow.

Speaker 9 (02:17:38):
He went to a construction site.

Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
He was not using the bathroom in there.

Speaker 2 (02:17:44):
There's a You don't the time between a crane lifting
a porter potty and somebody going in to use it
that the brain operator would have seen.

Speaker 1 (02:17:53):
The camped out.

Speaker 9 (02:17:54):
Heard an engine start before feeling the toilet lift off
the ground as employees used to fork lift to partially
raise the porta potty and rocket back and forth. The
motion caused mister Colby to be covered in human waste
and chemicals, while Fisher's employees this is the contract infer
allegedly mocked him. He's now seeking twenty five thousand dollars

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a day. They didn't know he was in there, Yeah,
they knew he was in there.

Speaker 1 (02:18:21):
No they didn't, Yeah they did.

Speaker 9 (02:18:25):
Employees republicly yelled at mister Colby as he entered the
port to potty o that cheesy Tom every day.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
You don't listen to me either, No, No, I think
Pat's right. Yeah, this isn't a first time. You know,
it just hit me, Christy might be you don't listen.
I'm sorry? What did you just say?

Speaker 9 (02:18:45):
Never mind, I'm used to it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:48):
In all fairness, Yes, it wasn't listening.

Speaker 9 (02:18:53):
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (02:18:54):
I mean, let's say it.

Speaker 8 (02:18:55):
Construction workers, not known for their great conflict resolution skills,
find a lawyer. Can I ask you a question? And
would you answer truthfully? What would you would you do
if you got covered in human ways?

Speaker 16 (02:19:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:19:13):
Well, I mean what do you do? Suicide? Is answer
part of me. I know they have witnessed it. You
you would giggle a little bit. Oh, I howled I
witnessed this?

Speaker 9 (02:19:22):
I bet you did, but it was to someone else.

Speaker 4 (02:19:24):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
I would be very unhappy.

Speaker 2 (02:19:28):
I feel like I would freeze, and that's not the
you know what I mean? Like I would freeze and
I I'd become a nerd.

Speaker 9 (02:19:35):
Yeah, like you wouldn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (02:19:37):
Yes, somebody would have to come over and take me somewhere.

Speaker 4 (02:19:40):
I would exactly.

Speaker 8 (02:19:41):
I wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Yeah, I witnessed it.
I was there on there's a line from one's house
that goes to the to the sewers. Yes, and where
I used to live. You had to have a grinder
which would take.

Speaker 1 (02:19:56):
The You did this to the guy know what? And
Mark did it not on purpose? I don't believe that.

Speaker 8 (02:20:04):
There was more than a foot of snow on the ground.
And we had to find the grinder, which took a while.
And this gentleman came over and he, uh, you have
to have a special giant tripod on a crank. It's
like pulling a transmission out.

Speaker 1 (02:20:15):
Of the ground.

Speaker 2 (02:20:15):
Have you ever noticed when the guy's foreign, he says, gentlemen,
if it was just a white American guy, he would
set a guycam. You can always you can always tell
if this gentleman if there was any ethnic difference in
all he thinks he's.

Speaker 1 (02:20:32):
He'll always say if it's somebody, oh yeah, is unlike him.
I told I called him a gentleman. Right, you have
nailed it.

Speaker 8 (02:20:40):
He happened to be of of Asian Indian heritage, okay,
and uh, we were kind of a Mark rather was
around the corner once he going to took us an
hour to find the thing because of all the snow.
But he's he's he raises it up, takes it out
to go repair it, and he puts in a temporary one.
And of course all the lines have to be turned off,
so he said, I will tell you when to turn

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it back on. And he shouted out not yet. And
that's when Mark hit the switch.

Speaker 1 (02:21:10):
That's what Mark thought. He he said, hit the switch, yeah,
uh and uh it fired off.

Speaker 8 (02:21:17):
And the beauty of it was the contrast of the
of the soft white snowfle and the uh and.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
The U a woodchipper and the silkwood shovel of poop.
What did he so? What did this? How did this
man react to being covered in human fee? I think
he was screaming in his native tongue.

Speaker 9 (02:21:35):
Did you did you allow him to go in your
house to clean up?

Speaker 1 (02:21:38):
I handed him a number of towels And were they
put those towels laundered? Or you just throw? They were long?
I let him keep them. Oh yeah, you throw the
now were you stifling laughter?

Speaker 13 (02:21:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:21:52):
No, I was laughing as hard as I could. Never
said anything funnier in my life. I never seen anything
funnier This is who you're doing.

Speaker 4 (02:22:00):
This is who we're dealing with.

Speaker 2 (02:22:01):
Oh my god, there's nothing funnier than seeing someone covered
in human ways.

Speaker 9 (02:22:06):
How do you sleep at night?

Speaker 8 (02:22:09):
Well, I don't think about that. Boy plays plays movies.
Mark a comedy song, perhaps not. No, Pat, you can't
hold a candle if you got covered in human waste.

Speaker 1 (02:22:21):
I can't follow that. I'd be bafo. Baby. It's Mark's
fault for flipping the switch. Must have felt terribly, I
don't think so. Boy. What did guy say? Again? Well no,
he said not yet. Yeah, there you go. What did
the gentleman say? Yeah, I'm that gentleman. So so back
to this guy. What is in Detroit that got Yeah?

(02:22:43):
You think they just hand him check and get him
to go with.

Speaker 9 (02:22:46):
You over twenty five thousand dollars to cash it?

Speaker 1 (02:22:48):
What's he gonna do with it? He doesn't have a
bank account.

Speaker 9 (02:22:50):
Maybe he could run an apartment.

Speaker 1 (02:22:52):
I doubt that's not really all it works. You have
to show credit. Yeah, I couldn't even get the apartment. Well, yeah,
how are you not homeless? I know, I don't care.
I've been homeless. Yeah, yeah, that's it, I catch.

Speaker 9 (02:23:05):
I mean, let's a united Airlines flight from Virginia to
Rome was forced to turn around after a passenger dropped
their laptop into the cargo bay. The airline said the
computer quote had fallen behind a cabin wall panel and
through a small gap leading to the cargo hold.

Speaker 1 (02:23:22):
What I didn't know there was any.

Speaker 9 (02:23:24):
What the pilot said, he was not declaring an emergency,
but chose to turn around out of an abundance of
caution because the computer's lithium battery would be in the
area of the Boeing seven sixty seven that was not
near a fire suppression.

Speaker 8 (02:23:39):
So there's an opening big enough for a computer to
fit in. Oh, that's run the passenger compartment into the
cargo I sure, I haven't seen it, have you, guys?

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
I've never And isn't it crazy in the cargo?

Speaker 16 (02:23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (02:23:52):
Yeah, it's like a weird United said. Maintenance crews found
the laptop and the flight left for Rome after an inspection.
The plane arrived about four and a half hours later.

Speaker 1 (02:24:02):
On a hassle. Don't get at thanks a lot, Bill Gates.

Speaker 13 (02:24:08):
Way to go.

Speaker 8 (02:24:10):
Did they give everybody a chance there deep planing to
just stand there and one at a time?

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
Shame this guy? Hey, thanks.

Speaker 9 (02:24:20):
I don't think it was his fault. I mean, if
it slid off his lap and fell down, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:24:25):
It's his faults. There shouldn't be a guess that gap there. No,
you need to be able to navigate your computer on
a plane. It was probably watching a hardcore porno and
it got so.

Speaker 2 (02:24:41):
Aroused, yes that he dropped erect It pushed the computer
right off his Ye.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
But I'm with you, I understand. Wouldn't cold air be
flowing up from that? I don't know, man, I have
no idea. Wow.

Speaker 8 (02:24:55):
Okay, well, at least for once it what they didn't
have to turn it around because some drunk guy was,
you know, pooping on the.

Speaker 1 (02:25:01):
First class cart. I think Pat has a song.

Speaker 13 (02:25:03):
I mean I didn't have a song. Otis Redding They
had a song about this, Remember that he wrote this
about this.

Speaker 3 (02:25:09):
I dropped my laptop in the cog bab who was
playing and leaving today?

Speaker 1 (02:25:17):
That was the original. Oh you know, by the way,
I just received this notice. Do we have a photograph
of this dog? Okay?

Speaker 8 (02:25:26):
We were we were talking with Nathan Peters from Pork
Chomps earlier.

Speaker 1 (02:25:32):
Today and yeah, that's you can see that. Gosh, he
has a dog named Dundee. This I believe.

Speaker 8 (02:25:38):
He said it's a cross between a Dingo an Australian
ding that.

Speaker 1 (02:25:41):
It's one of the coolest dogs I've ever seen and.

Speaker 8 (02:25:43):
An Australian shepherd. It's got a black snout. It looks
I can't tell a day.

Speaker 9 (02:25:48):
It is probably a medium sized dog.

Speaker 16 (02:25:50):
Mabe.

Speaker 6 (02:25:50):
I love.

Speaker 1 (02:25:53):
Pointy northbound ears. Looks very soon. He's playing with a
stalk of corn. I bet he has razor sharp teeth.
I love him and and uh yeah, I had never
seen a Dingo cross. And that's as handsome as dog
as I've ever seen.

Speaker 8 (02:26:12):
I mentioned maybe someday there'll be a Dingo doodle because
we did have the new story out of Austrael.

Speaker 1 (02:26:17):
There's another shot of the dog.

Speaker 8 (02:26:18):
Oh, he looks like a German shepherd from the front. Well,
he looks uncontrollable.

Speaker 1 (02:26:24):
He's a big sweetie right there. See on top of
the table. Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
Oh, I see, Okay, sockless shoes and we judge people
who wear shoes with no socks.

Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
You do on socks. There's white socks. Oh, I thought
that was the skin. Doesn't it look like a flesh tone? No,
not at all. Looks like his ankles.

Speaker 2 (02:26:51):
The ribbing, that's the flesh tone of Edgar Winter. No,
it's not's tan shows those dumb plastic You can see
the ribbing when you zoom in.

Speaker 9 (02:27:00):
Do no shows not count?

Speaker 1 (02:27:02):
No shows count?

Speaker 9 (02:27:03):
Okay? Well then how do you know if you guys
don't wear no show?

Speaker 11 (02:27:06):
You know?

Speaker 6 (02:27:07):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (02:27:08):
I regret saying anything ever to do? Uh, you're co
workers at all your enemies.

Speaker 2 (02:27:16):
Well thanks, thanks, welcome to the Thank you, Nathan. That's
that's a cool walking dog. I thought it was part
of a tea. You finally crack team blaytant hostility.

Speaker 8 (02:27:27):
You are Josh, and you volunteered this morning to Uh.
I believe it was take a cucumber and put it
where the sun don't shine and see if you could
snap it in half. Yes, so I I issued a
memo to Mishooker and said, you need a cucumber here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:27:40):
You think I would put? I would put? What would happen? Okay?

Speaker 9 (02:27:47):
Would it have to be by squeezing it?

Speaker 1 (02:27:49):
I don't Yeah, how you could do that?

Speaker 9 (02:27:50):
I don't know how you could do that.

Speaker 1 (02:27:51):
Don't do it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:52):
No, I'm not doing because what would happen is I
would insert it halfway in plunge my anus and just.

Speaker 8 (02:28:03):
Like you, we need we need a palate cleanser. Well,
Christy Lee, you're well, actually, actually I gotta do. I
gotta remind everybody that we got a bunch of stuff
going on, including Orange Insalls a four K TV you
could win. Just go to Bob and Tom dot com
slash contest find out about what's going on in your

(02:28:23):
feet with Orange Insalls. Also, our pop up shop has
popped up.

Speaker 1 (02:28:27):
We have a new.

Speaker 8 (02:28:28):
Christmas T shirt that's pretty cool holiday T shirt, and
we have a my one of my favorites, the Coast
to Coast sweatshirt, is back at Bob and Tom dot
com and the pop up shop. And also on we
have our week Week eleven of the NFL coming up
and you can weigh in with your picks and each

(02:28:49):
week we give away five hundred dollars e gift card
from Steven Singer Jewelers. Check out the inventory at I
Hate Stevensinger dot com. And also Operation Honor Guard is
up and running and we have the link at Bobintom
dot com and we're gonna be talking to a gentleman
from Operation Honor Guard. In a matter of moments, I'll

(02:29:09):
tell you what it's all about. It's about and I
believe our next guest is a member of the Honor Guard.
And this is the serious business of funerals for veterans
in which the Honor Guard arrives and they have the
ceremony and often involves a bugler with taps and the
flag of course, but this is about outfitting the Honor

(02:29:30):
Guard and it's something we thought on Veterans Day would
be worth getting the word out. The start out as
a small organization in Danville, Illinois and is expanding and
we'd like to help out today and we have asked
you to make a small donation and all these donations
are being matched by the way. We have a number
of folks who have stepped up in including the law

(02:29:52):
firm of Denton's, the accounting firm of KSM, Pork Chomps, which.

Speaker 1 (02:29:57):
Is why we were talking to Nathan earlier. They make
great treats.

Speaker 8 (02:30:00):
I know my dogs are big fans, as well as
the Funeral Service Foundation. And once again, all this information
is posted at bobintom dot com. We're going to switch
gears and head over to Christie. You got a quick
story for us.

Speaker 16 (02:30:12):
Sure.

Speaker 9 (02:30:13):
Palaeontologists say mating injuries may help them identify the sex
of one group of dinosaurs. Huh do you know that
the fossils of is it a hadrosaur?

Speaker 1 (02:30:22):
Do you know what that is? No ship like a
big hat.

Speaker 9 (02:30:24):
It's actually a duck built dinosaurs a duck built. Yeah,
and it shows evidence of healing from traumatic bone injuries
on their vertebrae past the base of the tail. They
believe those injuries are cur when male dinosaurs mounted the
females during the mating process, and could indicate which fossils
belong to the females. Oh okay, yeah, these are always

(02:30:45):
so as chick says they.

Speaker 1 (02:30:48):
Yeah, they seem to project a lot from small things. Oh,
now you're on my side of the street. Yeah, I
do know that.

Speaker 8 (02:30:55):
They said that t Rex suffered from terrible tennis syllable.

Speaker 1 (02:31:01):
Because it was yeah hard. I still say his front
legs go to somebody else. They missed it up. They've
messed the whole thing up.

Speaker 9 (02:31:08):
Yeah, I wouldn't. I would agree with that.

Speaker 1 (02:31:11):
His front legs look exactly how his back legs. Now,
we are going to switch gears.

Speaker 8 (02:31:16):
Now, I believe we have our next guest joining us
here in the Bob and Tom Studios. We've been talking
about the the Honor Guard all day and there we go.

Speaker 5 (02:31:27):
We have.

Speaker 1 (02:31:28):
We have been joined by a member of the the
Honor Guard.

Speaker 13 (02:31:31):
Sir.

Speaker 1 (02:31:31):
Can you introduce yourself for me?

Speaker 12 (02:31:33):
Yes, sir, Hey, how you doing. My name is Edwin Cook.
I'm from Champagne, Illinois. I'm Captain of the Honor Guard
of BFW fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:31:43):
You're looking good. That's a great looking beard. Ah, thank you.

Speaker 16 (02:31:46):
I'm looking for the Papa Smurv. Look you know I'm
going look.

Speaker 8 (02:31:52):
Yeah, Well it's the serious business today. We're talking about
Operation Honor Guard and you are one of the gentlemen
that participates in this. And uh tell us a little
bit about the ceremony.

Speaker 12 (02:32:03):
Okay, Well, today we're gonna be honoring uh veterans all
over the world, uh for their service.

Speaker 16 (02:32:12):
Are Our job is a hard one, but it shows
that freedom isn't free.

Speaker 12 (02:32:19):
Our you know, our our veterans we paid paid a lot,
some paid with their lives, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
So today's the.

Speaker 12 (02:32:26):
Day to honor them and the families and everybody that's
you know, just wanting to live a nice piece of life.

Speaker 8 (02:32:35):
Here in the states Man, and the ceremony itself obviously
very formal and part of the uh, the operation on
reguard is to get the proper uniforms and rifles, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 12 (02:32:49):
Correct, correct. We everything we do is uh, you know,
voluntary basis. You know, we don't get compensated for it.
Everybody's just using their time and effort to pay homage
to the veterans.

Speaker 16 (02:33:01):
And it does.

Speaker 12 (02:33:01):
You know, it takes probably about fifteen hundred dollars outfit
you know, to outfit a soldier with the proper uniforms
and for us.

Speaker 16 (02:33:11):
To pay for the gas to get back and forth
to events.

Speaker 12 (02:33:19):
And you know, we just appreciate every penny that's donated
in the effort to help us further our cause.

Speaker 1 (02:33:29):
Right another Veterans Day.

Speaker 8 (02:33:30):
Say, it's a simple thing just to grab your smartphone
and go to bobintim dot com and click on Operation
Underguard and learn more about it.

Speaker 1 (02:33:37):
Well, Edwin, thanks so much for the time. The beers will.

Speaker 16 (02:33:41):
Thank you guys for having me and I really appreciate
you guys.

Speaker 12 (02:33:44):
I worsh that you guys were on the radio here,
but I have to stream you guys but I've been listening.

Speaker 16 (02:33:51):
I've been listening to you guys since ninety eight, ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (02:33:58):
Oh you missed all the good years.

Speaker 12 (02:34:02):
I'm just I'm just becoming of age, you know, so
a lot of that stuff I didn't get a chance
to experience.

Speaker 16 (02:34:09):
Well I'm catching up.

Speaker 1 (02:34:11):
Sure, appreciate you. Yeah, you're a You're a great looking man.
I love the beard. Not everybody can pull it off,
but you do a great with it.

Speaker 12 (02:34:18):
Hey, anytime you guys want to have somebody saying karaoke,
just give me a call.

Speaker 16 (02:34:23):
I got you.

Speaker 4 (02:34:24):
Covered, all right.

Speaker 9 (02:34:25):
Wa Wait, what's your karaoke song? What's your go to?

Speaker 1 (02:34:29):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (02:34:29):
John Michael Montgomery, Grundy County, Oxen.

Speaker 1 (02:34:34):
You know, by the way, by the way, had Edwin?

Speaker 5 (02:34:37):
Edwin?

Speaker 1 (02:34:37):
That was last on my list.

Speaker 12 (02:34:39):
Yes really, Hey, look look I want money singing that
song in Nashville, and trust me, the whole crowd had
this Dan headlights.

Speaker 16 (02:34:48):
Look.

Speaker 1 (02:34:53):
Yeah, your visage does not shout country music.

Speaker 12 (02:34:56):
Oh man, I'm a big I'm a big country music fan.

Speaker 1 (02:35:00):
Well, like I said, I lived in Nashville for a while,
So you gotta get Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:35:05):
Edwin, We're gonna have to say goodbye because we don't
like having people on our show that have better voices
than we do.

Speaker 2 (02:35:09):
And thanks thanks Edo for your service having Edwin Cook
honor guard member. If you like Edwin, you can help
him out because he's going to be trapes in somewhere
soon to be part of a funeral for a veteran.

Speaker 8 (02:35:22):
Serious business. If you get a chance today, I know
a lot of you people driving right now. But if
you get a chance later on, just go to bobintom
dot com click right over to the operation on our
guard thing and if you can make a donation. We've
got some great people matching the donations that you make,
which is really cool. We are in the Rally Autopart Studios.

Speaker 5 (02:35:40):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
The show is also out there for you on our
YouTube channel. Watch and subscribe. This is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 10 (02:35:52):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (02:35:52):
If you can, Hello, welcome back to the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:35:56):
We're the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios at the Silac Insurance
News Desk.

Speaker 1 (02:36:00):
It's Christy Lee.

Speaker 9 (02:36:02):
Hy chick McGee.

Speaker 1 (02:36:02):
Why there there's Pat Godwin. Hello, chick.

Speaker 2 (02:36:05):
Hey, there's Jeff Haske Hey, there's Josh Arnold closed circuit
to uh gee, I just ordered one excellent.

Speaker 8 (02:36:13):
There he's the I hate Steven Singer side. There's a cosmey.
I'm chick McGee at the Prize Picks sports desk.

Speaker 9 (02:36:21):
What's that? The shipping has to be more than that whistle?

Speaker 1 (02:36:24):
Oh Tom, what are you buying? Well? His you remember
that he has a whistle that goes whi or whatever
it is. Yeah, I think it drives you nuts.

Speaker 8 (02:36:32):
But yeah, you don't like it, so we gotta we
gotta have one on hand. And you use that drink
intimate And do you use that during intimate sexual activity?

Speaker 2 (02:36:38):
I do, yes, when he completes, that's your signal for
the piece of the lady that it's incredibly hostile.

Speaker 8 (02:36:46):
But right there, I was looking on online to find
a new one. I was gonna buy him a grosser.
There's a little plastic whistle and the the Aztec death whistle. Yeah,
you can get for like twenty five dollars. I can't
believe that that's what it sounds. And some they do
not mess around with those.

Speaker 1 (02:37:01):
Yeah, right are you?

Speaker 6 (02:37:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:37:03):
Apparently it's called the Aztec death whistle.

Speaker 2 (02:37:07):
And it just sounds like a person screaming as tho. Yeah,
apparently it's really eas I've heard it.

Speaker 1 (02:37:13):
It's like a tiny little bust of a man with
a head dress like an Aztec, an old ass tech.
I wouldn't mess with them.

Speaker 9 (02:37:23):
Does it call? Does it you blow the whistle? Does
it kill someone?

Speaker 1 (02:37:26):
I have the sound here if you want to hear it.
But I should we play it or should mess?

Speaker 16 (02:37:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:37:30):
Let's here. We're not we're not playing it right, No,
I'm not. I'm not blowing it. Yeah, I'm just pushing
a button. Oh yeah, all right, all right. Isn't that crazy?
So I could get one of those thumb in here? Yeah,
how about that?

Speaker 9 (02:37:43):
Sounds is awesome.

Speaker 8 (02:37:45):
If you're already online, be sure to order some vasoline
with it. Oh white, So when I cram it up your.

Speaker 1 (02:37:51):
You know what, at least he's gonna let me loop
it that. That's more than you can let you do
for the cucumber.

Speaker 9 (02:37:58):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (02:38:00):
We're talking about military stuff today, and this is a
great program called Operation Honor Guard. On a lighter note,
Dear Bob and Tom, when I was in basic training,
I would get letters from a friend with the same
last name as a guy in my platoon from a
neighboring town. All right, every time I got a letter,
my drill sergeant would make us both do push ups

(02:38:22):
because he said the letters were from his wife. Wow,
this is from Archbold, Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:38:32):
So I love unreasonable punishments.

Speaker 8 (02:38:35):
Yeah, that's that is a poor guy, Archbolds. If they're
in your neck north northeast Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:38:41):
I never heard of it. And you know he would
have to please friend, stop writing me every.

Speaker 17 (02:38:45):
Time you do.

Speaker 1 (02:38:46):
Yeah, well that's funny.

Speaker 8 (02:38:47):
Now speaking of Ohio, Lima, Ohio, this Saturday the site
of an epic event. You know, you guys could get
what Beanie the Lima Bean, the mascot for Lima beans
and lime Ohio.

Speaker 1 (02:38:59):
Oh, I need come to your in the budget. It's
not in the budget. Oh beating a hefty fee. Oh,
I assume he gets way more than I do. That's
a great hangback.

Speaker 8 (02:39:10):
The show is going to be Jeff Osca, Josh Arnold
and Pat Godwin Saturday only. What's the name of the event,
The H Center. Yeah, the U n O H Center
in Lima, Ohio. So if you're anywhere, I'm doing it
for free.

Speaker 1 (02:39:23):
It's a it's a present wedding present. Nice, no reason? Okay,
well I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:39:27):
Going to talk about I'm not doing it for free
because I don't know this person.

Speaker 1 (02:39:32):
No, no, okay, Well it'll be reflected in the Tommy.

Speaker 2 (02:39:39):
You go to bobintom dot com and Bob and Tom
dot com and sign up for our newsletter.

Speaker 1 (02:39:45):
They're a very special treat. It's Chicken Month on the
the newsletter.

Speaker 8 (02:39:49):
The email information is all about me because it's my
birthday month.

Speaker 1 (02:39:54):
Excellent. That's seventy three years young this November in a
couple of weeks. Oh, does it come with a coupon?
Might be? Might be some ways to save there? Just
go to bobintom dot com. Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (02:40:07):
On a serious note today, please if you get a
chance to go to bobintom dot com and click on
the link to the Operation Honor Guard program. It's a
great thing and I know a lot of folks will
be getting to work and signing up when they get there.
But if you can, we'd certainly appreciate it. And thanks
to all of our guests today who helped out, and
also thanks to those that are matching the funds. Dwayne

(02:40:30):
from Denton's the accounting firm of KSM, Pork Chomps, and
the Funeral Service Foundation.

Speaker 1 (02:40:37):
Now and of course, thank you to all of our veterans.
Of course, thank thank you, Josh. This is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (02:40:44):
This veteran's day.

Speaker 5 (02:40:45):
Join The Bob and Tom Show as we support Operation
To help keep this incredible American tradition alive, donate join
our volunteer when you click on Operation Honor Guard at
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