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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Kevin Harlan and tomorrow the NBA on Prime
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Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You an't tender a regipro file a middle aged waitress
divorced with a child.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
You said you.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Wasn't looking for a one nice stand. You're searching for
a lover. This guy slow hand.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Don't do it all on the first date. Leave a
little something, know one. Please don't do it all on
the first date.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Wait all right, the name of this song is wait,
so the next time it comes around, y'all can sing
that word.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okay, we sat down at the table.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was understood that two for twenty copon was still good.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
The conversation flowed.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
The chicken got cold.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
We both agreed.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Jackson Brown, Finally it looks old. Don't stood on a Fursday?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, Live a little something no on the play. Don't
do it aut on on firstday? Wait, that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I took you to a movie. We got some popcorn.
We cried after the m of a Star is born.
I put my arm around you. You kiss me on
the cheek. My heart started racing now on my knees.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Got week.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Don't do it all on the first day? Yeah, live
a little something no on to play. Don't do it
all on the firstday.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Wait.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
On the way home, I tried second base a slap
on the job, putting me.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
In a place you tow them and slowed down. You
move in too fast.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
If you want to can to love that will last?
Don't do it doun on a Thursday? Yeah, leave little
sunt No, Please, don't do it on a firsday?

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah. Paul thornyell love crunting during music one of my favorite. Yeah, Hi,
it's a Boba Tom show. Good, good morning. Weren'ty O'Riley
Autoport Studios. There's Christy Lee h at the Silac Insurance

(03:48):
News desk. Pat Godwin, Hello, Josh Arnold, are there. He's
at the I Heat Stephen Singer p sidekick chair. There's
a's cosme Heather. I'm Chick Magee at the Prize Picks
Sports Test and now here he is one the owner
the most dangerous man in the United States of America.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Thank you very much, Chick McGee. A little bit of
music from Paul Thorne to start things off. He was
just here in the studio with this last week.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
He was on Instagram yesterday wearing his new Bob and
Tom hat.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Was what nice cool is that?

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Thank you very much, Paul. We have some new cool stuff.
I'm looking at it right there with Chick's shoulder, the
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(04:45):
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(05:26):
talk with Rondo later on in the show. Christy, you're
looking the kind of collegiate today.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I like that. Rah rah a quarter zip as they say,
that is quartership quarters quarter quarter run zips. There you
go there, still cold.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
From last night. I went out check local listings looking
for the Aurora again.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
See it?

Speaker 8 (05:45):
Hell no, I didn't see it.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Stood out there for an hour and a half, freezing
my butt off.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think it's a scam.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Got caught. The cops called on us for sitting in
somebody's driveway.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, it was a good day.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Really, you make it out huh, wait a minute, you
make it out and somebody's driveway.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
No, we were two cars and we were parked in
our friends driveway. But our friend forgot to tell her
husband that we were doing that, and so he called
the police because.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
You didn't see some lights then, yeah, we did, didn't
see the northern lights just to Yeah, I'd.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like to think that you were just loaded inway, screaming
and yellowing going on.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Do you know who? I now?

Speaker 8 (06:23):
What do you call a police officer a friend?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
At this point I know them all by name?

Speaker 8 (06:27):
Is when you had your encounter, did you not you
called him Barney Barney?

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (06:33):
I think the word barty in the word doughnut, of
the same sentence yields prison time.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
He was actually very nice. He just asked us to move,
so we moved down to an older county road.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
You guys were a little We used to call the
thing on the top of a cop car that they
no longer have. Really, I guess some of them do.
We used to call it the bubble gum machine. Yeah,
anybody we said no, no, because it was I guess
occasionally you see them sort of the U instead of
now they all have the bar are with the various
lights on it.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Well, I think studies have shown that Missouri was six
to eight months behind the rest of the country. Any
any sort of slang, yeah, particularly law enforcements.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
Exactly what how did you refer to the police?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Cops?

Speaker 11 (07:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Poppo?

Speaker 11 (07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Five?

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Really when you were doing your garaging stunts where you'd
be stealing, we would say cops.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:26):
I think cops was the one that I think still
comes to mind.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Did you ever yell, choose at the cops? Anything like that?

Speaker 12 (07:35):
They made My buddies made fun of me one time
because we were all drinking in this public park late
at night and a police officer drove by, and uh,
I go run, it's the fuzz. And they did not
let me live down the fact that I called them
the fuzz.

Speaker 8 (07:53):
Yeah, fuzz is one of those words that would show
up on bad television shows as hipsters. Would I want
you to think you're calling us Johnny lol fuzhs.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
We're there to help you.

Speaker 8 (08:05):
Well, now we have a lot of many, many, many
things to.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Get through today.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
And before you send me your emails, I know that
there was some explosions in the Aurora happening north, very
north but not where we live.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
So I guess the previous evening it was visible in
parts of Florida and Texas, Alabama.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, and the.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Photographs I've looked at amazing. It looks like the sky.

Speaker 12 (08:31):
They need to stay northern. It's like in and out.
There's a region for it. I don't want to grow
into much.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
You need to tell mother night.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Sure she's said, yeah, no more.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, So we'll see, we'll see what happens.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Let's about my turkey yesterday. Have you ever done this?
Do you scour through all the turkeys to find one
that's an even number so that you're able to be
able to cook it right? So like instead of eighteen
point five or nineteen point six for a twenty point
oh four, I got almost a solid twenty pounds.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh I was so excited. I'm sorry, I'm not at
all what happened.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
It makes the math easier because you have to cook
it for so long per pound, and you have to
thought it so long, you know, for a pound.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
We did have an interesting, uh somewhat controversial discussion yesterday
of side dishes.

Speaker 12 (09:21):
I guarantee you're not alone on that, Christie, thank you. Oh,
there are people have people.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
I mean, I was searching it was yes, I know,
and I got an email already, Christy, mac and cheese
is not a Thanksgiving side?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Why? Why?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Math?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Why are people so old? I don't not about mac
and merley and cheese and thanks Eving? What about corn casserole? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
I think I think mac and cheese is a recent
edition in the last you think twenty years we never.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Did it, But then we never did mac and cheese anyways.
I did look for mac and.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Cheesy to be Oh no apple pie mac and cheese.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yeah, that's that's only at Walmart, right, Yeah, huh yeah,
we still couldn't. I couldn't get it either, so we're
trying to get to try it. We have a lot
of letters about about Thanksgiving. This one I think is
very important, so I'll get right to it. Dear Bob
and Tom Show. This comes to us from from Chris.
Sorry to bug you at work. God, I love it

(10:14):
when they do that deviled eggs now? Is it considered
a side or an appetizer?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Either way?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
If there are no devil leggs in the table, it
ain't Thanksgiving.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, that's a big one. I agree, and I won't
make them My mother always made them so good.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Kelly's mom makes the best devil legs I've ever had.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
My mother made the best deviled eggs, according to everyone else.
I don't eat deviled eggs.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
She has a I would do nasty things for good
doubled eggs. She had that special.

Speaker 8 (10:39):
She has this plastic like tupperware tray that you can
put them in.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Huh and oh, it's the greatest.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
My mom had a beautiful like china platter thing that she.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
This thing is just, but it's I couldn't agree more.
Though devil eggs are not having deviled eggs, I would
consider that though in the ampetizer.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Area, Yeah, I would too. Absolutely, you can make whole
mail have devil eggs. I can't. I'm not making them.
Somebody else would have to make them.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
And I don't know if you don't like them, because
there's mayonnais.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
And mustard, two of the things I hate.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm alarmed at how many deviled eggs really, Yeah, ten
eggs worth at least.

Speaker 12 (11:11):
Oh, it's interesting how in the last ten years nicer
restaurants have started putting those on your their advertisers. You
can get like a flight of deviled eggs yes, light,
I have not run into That's the way I have
done it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
We've always done it. You're right, Yeah, yeah, I'm old.
I forget.

Speaker 13 (11:28):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (11:29):
Isn't that a great word though? In that cond of
a flight of devil? Yeah, there were just.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
The flight of wine, a flight of deviled eggs.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
We also have exploation of the term dick weed, and
I don't know how that came up. Yesterday we were
trying to figure that out. Came out from a drill sergeant.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Speaking of that, we have email listener emails from everyone's
showing us the refrigerator. So that's exciting. We're going to
talk about that. But this is from Adam. Where do
you play had a dick? He asked, Oh, okay, boy,
here we go next to the kumquats. Thank you, Thank

(12:08):
you very much, Adam.

Speaker 8 (12:10):
You bury it right there, Mary, that's right buried up
to you. Also, we have a many great letters about
drill sergeants. I will say. Also we can't read some
of them.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I'm some language I've been going through.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
This morning, and they are there FCC unapproved drill starters.
You couldn't broadcast your show at information unless you were
on satellite.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think, yeah, we will.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
We'll get to all those things once again. Also, I
want to remind you that we've got Operation Honor Guard
up and running through Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
There are a lot of Great Veterans charities. This is
one of them. I want to read about it. I
think it's a terrific program. We've also received a number
of letters from people who have had the the honor
of watching the Honor Guard and their ceremonies at the
burials of great veterans, So check that out also at
bobintom dot com.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
There's a big link right there in front.

Speaker 8 (13:09):
Now, before we move on, I will say that comedian
Billy Gardell will be joining us today. I'm a big
fan cool, such a nice guy, and for my money,
Mike and Molly one of the one of the great
sitcoms of all time. And he's got other things going
on right now. We'll talk to him about that, and
I'll talk to you right now about Chick McGee's home,

(13:30):
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Speaker 8 (14:55):
Saf have a request already from the back of the room. Hmm,
it says a special request from the quote behind the
scenes types, please ask Kelly's mom to make us a
flight of deviled eggs for the staff green room meta
Thanksgiving so we can try them. Thanks in advance, signed
deviled egg fans. I will do that. And also, did

(15:18):
deviled eggs go in that category of something that while
cooking doesn't smell good, but when it's time to eat,
it smells great.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah, ills kind of like flag Yeah, smells like spots
and then yeah yeah sure, coming up the things that
drill sergeants.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
We've got a couple of true classics. I can read
about ninety percent of the verbiage. We'll get to that.
From the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob
and Tom Show.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
This is Kevin Harlan and tomorrow the NBA on Prime
Crew and I are back with another exciting Emirates NBA
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Speaker 2 (16:32):
Hello, welcome back to the Bobby Tom Show. We're in
the O'Reilly Auto Park Studios. Christy Lee at the Silac
Insurance News desk, ohow pt Godwin. Hello, got a song
coming this break right this s Breay Baffo big time
right now here? Just a second hex, Josh Arnold by
there there's a Cosby. I'm Chickmagee at the Price Picks

(16:52):
Sports Tesk.

Speaker 8 (16:53):
Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGee coming up Thanksgiving talk. I
violated one of the rules at my house.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Look forward to hearing about that. Well.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
My nine year old daughter Heart wants to set up
Christmas in her bedroom. Okay, so we started that yesterday
with her Christmas sheets and Christmas blanket. Today the the
Christmas tree. She has one of those uh, plastic Christmas
trees like an umbrella. You've seen these things and they

(17:26):
they pop up with the built in lights and everything. Yeah,
she wants it. She wants to get it up there already.
I say, yes, she's got kind of a kind of
a ba humbug thing about Thanksgiving. Really, I said, we
got to wait till Thanksgiving. We've got the Christmas lights
up outside. We don't turn them on til Thanksgiving. No, no, daddy. Yeah,
she's in the spirit early well, and.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
It's all around her. Have you noticed how many people
have their Christmas lights on now?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah? Christmas is all around you.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it's blast love actually all
read no al wait, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Feeling shock. I like that movie too, Christy.

Speaker 8 (18:09):
But Pat, Yes, yesterday, I know you were resting your
fingers because you've got a couple of big gigs this weekend.
I know you're going to be at the famous Ricks
Center coming up in Greenfield, Indiana on Friday night, and
then Saturday, the big event. Jeff Oosky, Josh Arnold, Pat
Godwin the Murderer's Row of Comedians at the U n
OH Event Center in Lima, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Only you know, and I know they call it the
you know they do now a great song? Oh great?
You know my Dave Mason story. He came in and
was on the show one day. Yeah, and I was
wandering around. I don't know what I was doing, but
I go into the other part of the building where
there was a locked door and I had my pass
and everything, so I went through and I came back
through and this guy comes up and he goes, hey,

(18:52):
where's the Bob and Tom show? And I go, oh,
are you with Dave Mason? And he looks at me
and he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm with Dave Mason. It
was Dave Mason in your defense And he looks, yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:04):
He looked. Didn't he have a shaved head? And totally bald.
I have no idea and I hadn't seen him since
we just disagree days and oh it's a good song.
And he famously plays let It Go, Let It Flow
rhythm guitar on Jimmy Hendrix's biggest song, right along the Watchdome. Now,

(19:24):
speaking of bald, yeah, here's Pat No, no, no, I
mean Pat has more hair than I do, certainly more
than I do. And Josh is now identifying that's kind
of a new thing in culture. You can identify as
whatever sex you want, which is fine with me. A
lot of people are identifying as being intelligent that aren't.
But that's a different story. Josh, you're identifying as.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
A bald man.

Speaker 8 (19:49):
Now, yeah, that's true, that's it's true. But you're a
very handsome bald man. You got a nice, nice beard,
but you're not shaving your head though. You have a
you have a like a little tought Yeah. I don't
need to do anything extra up. It's it's doing everything.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Don't let him tell you. Go ahead, how much tough?
For how long? Tom had it tough for almost seventeen years? Yeah,
didn't care for you held on to it like grim death.

Speaker 8 (20:12):
Well you were able to. You can kind of spread
it out to keep it, to keep the shine down.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
And yeah, it has my tough.

Speaker 12 (20:20):
I mean, it's not Rob corderyesque, right, it's not. No,
it's not Dick Nixon. Okay, he had the widow's peak.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
You guys will let me know when that when Tom
had a tough he would take his hand and run
it through like he had a big mapa hair.

Speaker 8 (20:33):
Oh yeah, if you're forgetting, you got to flick. You
got to flick your head like you've got banks, like
you've got hair.

Speaker 12 (20:38):
I'm just relying on you guys to let me know
when it is time to for me to start doing
something up here.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
It looks for what nature. Look you do have a
nice round head though, perfect head, real nice.

Speaker 12 (20:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, because when I feel it's denty so
we'll want to see I don't.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
I have like this weird bone going down the middle,
very unappealing that I had my head on the back
of kind of flat. They left me the crib laying on.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
My back so long. Wait a while, what is the
bone on my head? The genius bone? Oh?

Speaker 8 (21:08):
I wish you would kick now, mister God when you
have a significant amount of hair up there on top.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Hairorge.

Speaker 8 (21:19):
But this is a song for josh As that was
happening for all of.

Speaker 11 (21:22):
Us really that are in this this ball game, so
to speak. To take a walk on the bald side,
little lou Reed tribute.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Here we go.

Speaker 11 (21:31):
Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, went to f l A
to b on the radio. He gained lots of fans.
We lost some hair. The land is near you know where.
He says, Hey, there, take a walk on the bald side. Hey, Christy,
take a walk on the bald side. Just came from

(21:55):
Saint Louis, Missouri. Started at Bob and Tom all big
and furry. Tom teases him, Josh just stares work here
a while.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
You lose your hair. Take a walk in the bald side.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
Sounds like a sex move.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Tom take a walk on the bald side, and the
white guys sing, they go do do do do do
do do do Look at my hair, do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do. I came from Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
P A.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
Tom tells the whole wide world. I'm in a a.
He it's anonymous. I tell him stop. He says, I'm
drunk right now and thin on top. I said, Hey,
dare Tom take a walk on the bald side. That's
not for air. Tom take a walk on the bald side,
and the white guys sing, do do do do do

(22:49):
do do do do? Look at my head, do do do.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah ball done.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
That's a great song, one of the weirdest songs ever
to become a hit. It is real good, a great
bass sound, a wild story the world.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Words are a little rough sometimes, but it holds up.

Speaker 8 (23:14):
Oh yeah, are they still playing that one? Or has
that been my kids out?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
It has?

Speaker 12 (23:21):
But there's really I mean that there's nothing negative in
the way that they're saying that. No know what I mean, right, yeah,
I mean, I know it's not appropriate now, but what
do you do when there was zero malice?

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Well, they've they've changed the if you listen even on
the satellite stations, when they play a certain dire straight song,
they play the corrected version.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
Wow, there's a couple of them the who who are You?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I think they leave that one in there, Roger.

Speaker 8 (23:56):
Have you seen them, by the way, the video of
Roger Daltrey doing the scream he's what is he eighty
years old?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
And they're they're doing.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
The you can still nail it? It sure looks like it.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Wow. So I the who es veins popping apparently?

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Are the Who done done? Are they going to do
anything else? I know they well I hope they. I'd
like to just mine my favorite part of Walk on
the wild Side. Is that sax solo at the end, Yeah,
that's great.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
And he that's Ronnie Ross who taught David Bowie how
to play the saxophone.

Speaker 8 (24:30):
And as you know, I was telling the throat when
we talked to David Bowie, we talked to him about
that his he had the producers, he was the producer
with Mick Ronson, but he had one of the execs
that I guess at the record company called this guy
and book him for the session, and he didn't recognize
David Bowie, who of course is David Jones, because David
had the weird hairdo.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Later went on to be in The Monkeys.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Yes, no, oh, And did you see this? Mickey Dolans
is going to tour a Monkey's tribute sixty years of
the Monkeys, and he's gonna him. Uh have all kinds
of photographs and they are the Monkey all right. I'd
go see him. I've seen the Monkeys a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I love I do to those songs. I'm last Train
of Clarksville and I don't believab.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
I want to say Mickey saying I think five of
their six hits. He was really Yeah, he was the
lead singer on his Valerie that.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Is good Monkeys the I have a song called Valerie,
and I think Mike Nesmith is playing the guitar to
start there, like a flamingo type thing or something Flamingo
something like that Flamingo guitar, Flamenco Flamenco Flamenco guitar would
be a big pink guitar with a long neck. Flamingo Flamenco. Yeah,

(25:43):
have the legs hanging off? No, I'm gonna actually ship
like okay, yes, white the guitar and Flamenco on a
Flamingo we have? Is it time for listener email?

Speaker 8 (25:54):
It is indeed a Filipino playing a flamingo that had
Flamenco on it. Oh, I missed that backstage getting eating spider,
He's giving him flamingo.

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Speaker 8 (26:27):
Some of them have a special thing that I have
on mind that you can adjust the back soz so
it goes up.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Do you always go raise ye?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Aid? Now when you do that, do you hear someone go?
You shut the hell up?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
I happen to be captain of the Safety Patrol. I'll
have you know at Mercer Elementary School, I still know
the song if you'd like me to sing it.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
No, I don't know you.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
Did you have a fight song for your elementary school?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Of course we went to Elementary Elementary? Are you fighting
for our dear Mercer, the best school of them all?
Please stop? We hey and salute. Sorry the notes I
would like to think. I would like to think that
he had the exact same outlook and uh and speech pattern,

(27:16):
albeit just a tick higher right when he was in
the safety patrol. All right, all right, every Monday, I
want you to know that I'm a very important.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
And we wore those. We wore those. It's kind of
like a sash that attaches to a belt, a belt
with the sash on it, which kind of looks like
that new abomination from Apple, that iPhone holder I have.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I have it on my phone to order one of those.
On Friday. I am ordered. Do you hear where we're
veering towards and today I want to bring one in
here for you. There're two hundred and thirty dollars get.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
The long one. I'm going to get the short one
for one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
Ridiculously overpriced. Well, you know you're going to have to
buy at least two, No, at least too. I will
not buy that's that you do.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, I'm not saying. I'm not saying you're actually going
to physically buy them somewhere under your purchase order arrangement.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Somebody's at least Josh Daniel at these These are not
for Americans. They're a European look. Maybe a Japanese. No,
I'm not saying we're not going to see him here.
I think we're going to.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
But Americans like a European look, dude.

Speaker 14 (28:19):
Yeah, yeah, some of your biggest cities, Some of your
biggest cities, Tom Show, he said, trying to stop Tom
from talking.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
This is from justin de Show. Just to be clear, Yes,
Tom should wear a size large shirt, but shoeses double
X because he doesn't like feeling cramped. He cuts the
tops off his socks so they aren't tight. He won't
wear e turnle xs because they're too tight and doesn't
want it all correct, feel like he's being choked. He

(28:52):
uses a torque wrench and ratchet straps to secure his shoes.
Dot dot dot. I just wanted to be clear and
make sure I was understanding things. You got it right,
Thank you, justin. That is when you put them all together.
Thank you, justin. Yeah, makes perfect sense. Although I take
your shirts, you have adjusted your You don't wear double

(29:14):
exits nearly as often as you used to. Like space,
I like rope.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
The thing that I love about that is the boots
actually zip on the side.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
He doesn't even have Yes, you do, No, you don't.
I have a pair of I never took them. Give
a few minutes.

Speaker 8 (29:31):
I'll tell you about the brand new ski technology and
ski boots. It's a revolution, okay, a whole new technology.
We have a lot of letters regarding drill sergeants. They're funny, man,
they're good. And your dad was a two time combat
veteran Vietnam and a great guy. Sadly gone, but he

(29:54):
was also a drill sergeant there for a while. Yes, yeah,
and it's important. Drill sergeants is a lot of discipline involved.
Bob Ross, the famous painter on PBS, was in fact
a drill sergeant. It's kind of hard to believe that
that's one of the reasons he talked so softly after
he'd got sick of yelling at people. This is from

(30:18):
Ed from Beautiful Savannah. I attended infantry basic training at
Fort Benning in nineteen ninety one while desert storm was
happening in the Middle East. I still remember the names
of my platoons, three drill sergeants Funk, Lopez, and Jackson.
Drill Sergeant Jackson would always tell us what we were

(30:38):
doing was you have to insert two words here, all right,
the S word in the F word, insert him in
your head.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
You don't have to say him out loud. Okay, what
we're doing was simple as s. But someone's going to ft.

Speaker 8 (30:52):
There was a drill sergeant who was also very stern
and mean, but realized that he could look like a
human by wearing a Mickey Mouse watch. Oh that's interesting. Yeah,
thank you very much. Now this is a really good one.
I love this letter. This is from Ethan from Pennsylvania.
He goes it was picture day at Navy boot camp.

(31:14):
We got information, and right when the photographer was about
to take our division photo, the division commander stepped out
of the formation, grabbed a sword that was being used
in the photo, waved it over his head and said,
if any of you pussies smile, this is gonna be
your efen go through your ef and sternum.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Wow. A couple of weeks later we got the picture back.
He was the only one smile.

Speaker 8 (31:42):
Oh, I love it, love it great?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Who as I say?

Speaker 8 (31:46):
Yeah, now back to you, Chick McGee at the Bob
and Tom letter desk.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Dear bobbin Toms show, Dear Tom once again. I am
twenty three years old. I have both brown and black
shoe polish it's wow, and separate brushes so as not
to cross contaminating. Did you say twenty three, twenty three
years old? I have polished my shoes since tenth grade.
Oh that's Dakota, like the states in Huntington, West Virginia.

(32:16):
All Rightota. I just holish on my friend, like wearing
leather shoes. I always like when they would they'd kind
of light it on fire. Right, Yeah, there's something that
happens at the polish when you light it on fire. Yeah,
makes it. Yeah, it's kind.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
I wonder what the numbers are with respect, I mean,
athletic shoes have taken over. Yeah, I wonder how what
percentage of athletic shoes it is now with backing with
the sixties, you well.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
There was only Converse and Adidas maybe then, right, I remember,
well Jets, I know Convert everybody in high school basketball
were Congress when I.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Remember Adidas kicking in with Tokyo's in the sixty four games,
right the blue felt anyone?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah? Yeah, maybe so Track Spikes, Magic and Larry were
both Converse. They wore the weapon in the NBA. That's
what the name of the shoe was.

Speaker 8 (33:10):
But overall, I would imagine that you know, traditional leather
shoes are kind of out. Were Buster Brown's dress shoes?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Were they? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
We couldn't wear a special story Again, we couldn't wear
athletic shoes to school, of course not.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
I mean I'm sure that you have to wear a
tie as well.

Speaker 8 (33:29):
Oh you mean like prep schools.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, I went.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
We had to wear a coat and tie and certainly
couldn't wear tennis shoes.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
But I still do that.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
In London, I noticed all the kids were wearing coat
and ties.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
They look like they were the shorts in a way.

Speaker 8 (33:46):
I school my girls go to they have to wear uniforms. Still,
I think whatever it is sixth grade er so that
I wish it was that.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Way all the way.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
That should be, Yeah, because it.

Speaker 8 (33:55):
Takes away that drama of getting dressed every day and
having to.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Keeping with the Joneses too. You don't have to worry about.

Speaker 8 (34:04):
I'm a big uniform And if you know, I would
I would really like it if I could have the
fine lady that helps out at the house where a uniform.
But that would be Now when you say fine lady,
what do you say? She's probably she's a single gash.
Maybe she's a fine lady. Well, why why don't you

(34:24):
you know I could fix you up with her.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
I would imagine that Paula has some uh grand grandchildren
that would like to come work for you, Tom, some
sort of legacy s yes like it used to be, Yes,
the Griswolds for over that I've cooked double eggs for
this family for fifty years. Paula.

Speaker 8 (34:46):
Paula's daughter is a nurse who is about twenty years
older than me, So I'm not sure if she's still
around Paula was quite elderly, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Area, what is it avery? Elderly woman daughter also elderly
or something. Look at the time, Oh my god, Sorry
I wasn't paying attention. This is on me what.

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Speaker 6 (38:18):
Yeah I am.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, there's Josh Arnold.
There's a cosbylute. I'm Chick McGee at the Prize Picks
sports desk.

Speaker 8 (38:27):
Hello Tom. How many showers do you have at your house?
Two for me too? Have you ever taken a shower
in the other shower? Yes, it's weird, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I've ever done different? Yeah, yeah, I've got some of
the other showers of a bathtub, which because of you,
I've I've come over to your side of it. I
don't care for showers like the bathtub shower. If you're
we're gonna have a shower, let's put a shower pan inn.
I dont want to stand in the tub. Don't want
to do that, thank you.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah, we have one of those two.

Speaker 8 (38:55):
Uh yeah, no, I had to take it. Let's good
for the puppy shower and the guests shower today like
that they all really you.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Had to take shower in the guest Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I fought with my significant other. No no, no, no, no, no.
I understand we're having some difficult issues.

Speaker 10 (39:09):
For the new house we are here for ye we're
swapping out is common, Yeah, we're swapping out of ficure
the point is, oh, you strayed.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
You're a man. You're a man.

Speaker 8 (39:24):
So I'm upstairs taking a shower, and I never showered
in this shower. Okay, it's it's it's weird.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
And then of course you get in there and realize,
wait a minute, you there, Yeah exactly, Well I would
you like? So this time I prepared and I brought
up my I like the old fashioned barbousol shaving cream.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Of course that is good stuff.

Speaker 8 (39:42):
Had my razor, had everything I needed, my towel.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Now your razor is it like a single edge where
you unscrew the bottom of it to put the blade
in and then screw it back down.

Speaker 12 (39:52):
Uh no, then you feed the razor into the slot
in the wall Wilkinson's sword, you know.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
But what I failed to grab was my shower mirror.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh no, you can't shave. Yeah, well all you can,
I don't know. You can see out of you can
see where I'd use the stiptic pencil at to uh
to fix the gashes in my face. Uh it's uh,
just wait.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
And shower and then shave after the shower in front
of the mirror.

Speaker 12 (40:23):
You'll be honest, I have read that you are supposed
to shave before a shower, all.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Right, and well either or you don't need to shave
in the shower. There's a mirror right there, so if you.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Shave after the shower, your face is kind of uh
because of the hot water swells and cold water is
supposed to be the best shave ever because it shrinks
your skin back from the whiskers, the whiskers to.

Speaker 8 (40:46):
Do some research, I say, do whatever works for you.
I'm just it's kind of my ritual. And I thought
you would have a barber on stain your shav I
think you're fine. You're showering or you're shaving in the shower. Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, okay,
in any of it. Just ever taking a shower. Now, Christy,
you're in a new house.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
We have four showers. Have you used them all?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
No?

Speaker 8 (41:03):
Why don't you for tomorrow show? Why don't you go
to an alternat because you've got you've got the new
continuous hot water thing.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
What's it called a tankless water? Takeless water here? Yeah,
I've got those. Those are great showers, awesome.

Speaker 8 (41:13):
But I'm just saying, why don't you experience your guest
room shower? Just so you know, what's going on in there?

Speaker 12 (41:19):
Okay, I don't do it on a week week.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Don't make her do it on a work day. Like,
do it on the weekend, You'll throw you off. Don't
do it at all. Just tell them you. Yeah, if
if I were to get into your shower, Yeah, how
many different bottles of stuff do you have in there?

Speaker 12 (41:38):
I have shampoo, conditioner, and beard wash, so three bottles
beard Washah, you have separate beard wash I do.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
Is that a real or is that a scam?

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (41:50):
No, I think it's great. Yeah, it's not just soap.
It's like a it would be closer to a body wash.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
You guys don't want to know how many? How many
do you have products? I have in my shower?

Speaker 6 (42:02):
How many?

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Too many to count? What I went nuts on body wash?
I don't know what my problem is. I've got there's
this company in England Molten Brown, nice product. Yeah, I've
got like nine of theirs and really oh yeah, like
a little lotion for each body part. Yes, I have
my sphincter opener. Sure, that's how I start, and so

(42:26):
every now and then Johns will come over and help me.

Speaker 12 (42:28):
Yeah, that's how that opener is nice. It's like a
tiny speculatle Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, yeah, shower oil because we're because I guess consumers
were so stupid.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
We if someone come out with it's only for your
left ball. Oh, I got to get that. I do
not have shower oil.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Oh yeah, I gotta have the shower oil.

Speaker 8 (42:46):
I like the essential oils that help.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
No, you put the oil on after you've washed, and
you turn the water off and then I kind of
like this, get the water and then you put the
oil on and then towel dry.

Speaker 8 (42:57):
Okay, Now, Pat, do you have a lot of a
lot of product in there?

Speaker 11 (43:00):
The bottles I have in my shower or not? Molten
Brown bolts and Brown Bailey's eye opener, the dog I
have Alton Brown. It's a seasonings and gravy. You great
stuff on the TV? Doesn't he Alton Brown?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
That he seems good? Right?

Speaker 8 (43:21):
He's pleasant? I like, yeah, uh, we have a lot
of great letters. This is a really cool one. This
comes to us from a truck driver Ken, He writes,
I Hall equipment in northern California. Your show keeps me
saying in the road, my Rottweiler's name is Nitro. Oh
that's so awesome. And I love Roddy's beautiful dog.

Speaker 12 (43:42):
One night you're terrified, I promise, and we see a picture.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Oh yeah, I've been bitten by one dog in my
life and it was and he meant business.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
One night, heading from l A to Stockton, I was
going to pull over and shut my eyes after a
long day, but I thought I can go one more exit.
You know you want to rot Wiler if your last thoughts,
and I think, yeah, I might have six. Next thing
I know, I heard a loud bark. Nitro woke me
up and saved our asses.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
No kidding.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Wow, yeah, that's great, A great chapter in my life.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I missed him.

Speaker 8 (44:19):
Oh he's not a good roy. Picture of Nitro here,
Oh what a cool guy. There's a picture of Nitro
with all four paws standing on top of a small
paint can balancing it. It's like a circus trick. Very cool.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Thanks.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
Thanks for driving all that stuff around, Ken, We certainly
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
He's adorable. Time to write. You could see in the
picture he just ate the neighbor's cat. He's a big.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
Now.

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(45:07):
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Speaker 2 (46:03):
Hey, there's Josh Arnold with the I Hate Steven Singer
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Prize Pick Sports desk, and here's Tom.

Speaker 8 (46:14):
Thank you very much, Chick McGhee. A couple of days
ago Veterans Day, we did something special and we're keeping
it going right now. We have a special fund part
of Operation Honor Guard. And I want to read a
letter real quick. This comes to us from Ben. He writes,
we did the military honors for my dad, who served

(46:35):
in the Air Force and the Navy.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
The Honor Guard was there.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
They played taps, and the Honor Guard gave the flag
to my brother and they did the gun, saluted or
cried so much in my life rights Ben being so
proud that we gave my dad as military honors. Props
to the Honor Guard for making that day special for
my family, and props to all the Honor Guard members.
And I read this because we have still had that
link up there. We're over ten thousand dollars right now,

(47:01):
and the Honor Guard is a great group and they're
trying to expand this particular, this particular fund so they
can get the proper uniforms, et cetera, et cetera. A
lot of great charities out there. If you are thinking
of a looking for something to do, this might be
one for you. Just go to bobintime dot com. We
got a link there. We'll keep that up through Thanksgiving
and again, a special salute to all the veterans out there.

Speaker 12 (47:23):
Yes, and thank you to all of you for celebrating
our veterans with us. Listen to this. This is such
a cool letter. I wanted to share it with you, guys.
Randy O writes in from Madison, Wisconsin. He says, I
wanted to tell you I served with my oldest son
for a tour of duty in Iraq. We were infantry
men that provided convoy security and root security throughout Iraq

(47:44):
from August two thousand and five to August two thousand
and six. It was the best father son experience one
can imagine. That has got to be so rare yeh.
Where a father son actually were deployed at the same
time at the same place together. That's incredible. Yeah, you
gentlemen in any of it.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
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Speaker 8 (48:01):
Check out the our website We've got that that link
right there. Also, on a much lighter note, at our website,
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(48:22):
to her today. She picks against Chick McGee. But you
could win that, Dame.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Help me, Ronda, I would think, help me.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
I would think that with a name like Ronda. What's
the other one? That oh brandy kind girl? If you
remember we talked to the one named Brandy and she said,
to the next person that tells you not a fine girl,
I'm gonna cure I imagine Ronda. It's pretty much the
same thing.

Speaker 12 (48:51):
Help me and young men don't take help me Ronda
the heart. If you like a girl, never go up
and say, hey, I want to date you so that
you will help me get over my ex.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Yeah, doesn't work. Real Roman advice sentiment doesn't fly. She
was significately hotter than you, but a bitch. Yeah that
lyrically that may need a little work. But in any
what I was gonna tell you was, if you could
have win that five hundred dollars gift certificate to Steven
Singer Jewelers. So get on it today. The what is

(49:24):
it the Thursday night or tonight? Is the Jets and
New England at New England. Yes, so get those get
your picks in prior to that. Just pick the winners,
don't worry about the spread, and go to Bob and
Tom dot com to get that done. Now it's time
for more letters. Chick McGee, you got something over there,
dear Bob a top show.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I'm Dan. My name is Dan. I live in northern Kentucky.
Here is my refrigerator, please okay? Uh a one a
one pops out? First of all, Marzetti coaslaudra is that
what is Is this the door? That's the door? Yes?

Speaker 6 (49:56):
Yes, I'm upside down, doesn't he.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Which I get? Yeah? That Barbara sauce. Yeah, I put absolutely,
I'll put something upside down and there to get it
to the bottom of it so you when you squeeze
it comes right out the fat or ketchup bottles.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
Yeah, he's got some famous Dave sauce there and the
most part organized pretty well.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
It looks like it looks like he's doubled up on
the ranch to the left.

Speaker 12 (50:21):
Now I've noticed three shelves down, so almost to the
bottom is where he keeps his pickles and peppercinis and stuff.
I'm going higher with my pickles, and I want them
eye level, I.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Think, so easy access.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Yeah, I don't think i'll get the grocery store. They
put the stuff they make all the money on right
level and the bargain stuff they want to keep out
of your hands.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Wait a minute, what is that? What is that jar
there on the right, right in the middle with the
big red lid. Is that tartar sauce? It says tar
tar sauce sauce. No, that's that's Frish. Is that Frishes
restaurants tartar sauce. That's that logo. That's the big big
boy people looks like Frishes.

Speaker 12 (51:06):
Well, yeah, I don't make enough fish sticks or anything
to have to have tartar sauce at home.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Do you pronounce it that way?

Speaker 8 (51:13):
Pronounce what way? Like you prodounced like steak tartar?

Speaker 12 (51:17):
Are you oh, are you talking about the tartar sauce? No,
we all say tartar.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I believe tartar is for the steak. Tartar tar, tartar.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
I don't mean to no, it's absolutely pronounced tartar sauce.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yes, it is, if you're free the tartar sauce. Right,
here's how you got boom boom in your dyping tartar.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
No, no, look at how it's spelled tar tar.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
How do you feel about the uh? How do you
feel about that? You're bob a top show. I'm sorry.
I couldn't get my cat to look in my refrigerator
for anything. My name is Graham, and here's my refrigerator.
There he is.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
Well, that's got the wait wonderful thing. When did they
first What was the first fridge that had stuff on
the door? Oh geez, I believe your ice box, my
old garage, your fridge?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Are you open it up? You're just this big fobe door.
I I mean.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
There are garage fridges out there that are fifty years old.

Speaker 12 (52:10):
Now this freezer. I was gonna criticize this, this person,
but I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I won't.

Speaker 12 (52:17):
And here's why I was going to criticize them, because
they're boxes in the freezer. It looks like they have
boxes of waffles or popsticles or something they're wide open.
But in that person's defense, can we all as a
as a society agree that these cardboard boxes, I say,
due to the scam recyclable materials thing.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Yes, they don't close right first.

Speaker 12 (52:42):
Off opening Remember you could open a cereal box and
it would maintain its integrity. Now they just shred because
we're fooling each other into thinking we're saving the planet
by having weaker boxes.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Therefore you have to eat the entire box in one sitting.

Speaker 12 (52:56):
Well, that would happen anyway. But the thing about it,
you can't. You can't reclose these things.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
Right, But I find it a fundamental error.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Same thing as bottle water.

Speaker 12 (53:07):
Do we really think that since bottled water caps are
six millimeters shorter than they used to be, that we're
saving the world.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Well, no, that's the answer. I'm just surprised.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Like overseas, the bottle caps don't come off that you
screw them and they stay on the bottle, so you
can't there's no bottom.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
To find somebody who stays on I'll tell you that overseas,
I think.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
But the fundamental problem with this is the freezer should
not be on the top. I was just going to say,
how old is this refrigerat the one we have here?
I hate that because they have.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
A freezer on the top of our garage fridge.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Because it's old.

Speaker 8 (53:41):
And someone finally said, wait a minute, ninety percent of
the time you're using the fridge, not the freezer, so
you might want to turn it the turn it around
so the stuff that's easier to access. You don't have
to bend over to get the the crisper drawer down
at the bottom there you got to touch your toes
to access the bendovo, baby, touch your toes, don't you

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don't you want to have the fridge on top?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
I do have now I have the fridge on top.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Can you get a refrigerator with a freezer on the top?
I don't think you can our apartment complex. That's how
old is that refridger? Like after a certain year did
they just stop making I think you still can't. No,
I don't think it was the free On Act of
two thousand and one.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
That's another scam. Free On was good for us.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
What the hell?

Speaker 8 (54:29):
Chloral floral garbone. We're saving our lives.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Right now, top freezer? How much? Don't all boys?

Speaker 8 (54:38):
I got a letter from Brad here, Dear Bob and
Tom show, you're talking about Thanksgiving birthdays. My birthday falls
around Thanksgiving. It's on Thanksgiving this year, So for my birthday,
my mom will bring two pumpkin pies, one for me
and one for everyone else.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
I haven't finished. I haven't finished. I believe we were
blowing the let off floral carbons. And here he comes
with a go ahead speed bump what else pie? Story?
That put me to sleep?

Speaker 8 (55:12):
What happened Brad's last sentences? Yes, I'm a fatty, fat,
fat fat all right, okay, funking pipe sounds good to me.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You know, you'd be surprised how many people come up
to me. I'm say, man, that fat fat that yeah,
that fat thing is really funny.

Speaker 8 (55:30):
And I don't know it's always fatties. Yeah yeah, because
they know they were not hating. But but I would
love to I could eat an entire pumpkin pie. I
don't email writer on that. That was poorly placed.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Tom. We would have enjoyed that. We would have enjoyed that. Actually,
I just call the whole last line.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
It says, yes, Tom, I am a fatty, fat, fat
fat bet, but I I love I could eat a
whole Pumpkin planet.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah, we're gonna have to.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
I could I could eat ten devils eggs too.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Wow, I could do that. I could eat I could
easily do that. I could probably eat they are twenty
who so that's ten eggs? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (56:11):
How would you feel like in two hours after victorious?
Why don't we do that one morning? Paul Newman?

Speaker 2 (56:18):
My man here? Can you eat twenty?

Speaker 8 (56:21):
And there has been a request for Kelly's mom Cindy,
to make us.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Do you guys do that next week? We'll let him
off because the smell of that what do you.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
What did you call it? A rasher of what you
call it again?

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Flight? Yeah, flight of devil?

Speaker 8 (56:34):
This one has I'll call Cindy, have her whipped these
up for us, all right, they'll have to do some
kind of bonus. She cares for she likes you along.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I can we all agree that's a bad mother in
law name Cindy. Yeah, it's too friendly.

Speaker 8 (56:47):
Come on, my mom's name is Cindy.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
There you go, Well, just how dare you, Cindy? How
dare you diss his mother? Cynthy?

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Would we move on right now? I want mcgeeda toll.

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Speaker 12 (57:21):
Yeah, that's great, Check, I have an email here. My
mom is making me brownies for my birthday.

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moment that you caused, but we did it on purpose.
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Well, I think staring at a photograph that no one
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Speaker 8 (58:42):
We come back. Another Drill Sergeant letter. We love these
and we have some great stuff coming up in the
news and in sports, a cool world record. We have
news from the company known as nut Huggers.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Have you seen this?

Speaker 8 (58:56):
They're in a logo battle with BUCkies. Oh really yeah,
nut Hugger is a small company. Let's see what's going
on with that. Also, Seagull update the bird, I should say,
And we have the housekeeping Olympics. Not George Sage, Eric Seagal,

(59:21):
George Seagal, the flock that's the Irish cover. Is it
flockup Seagels?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
It's not?

Speaker 8 (59:31):
Oh, I know, it's filet o fish. We are in
the oh Riley Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob
and Tom Show. Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Thank you very much for joining us.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
I just looked up and realized no one's here.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Christy Lee is right there.

Speaker 8 (59:51):
You'll see her. You can't miss her. She is ensconced
at the Silent Insurance News desk. Here in the Rally
Auto Parts Studios, the Price Picks Sports desk is currently
occupied by Chick McGee.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I'm sorry. I was seeing someone talking very important topics
in the hallway. I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:00:11):
Josh Arnold will be presently, will be in the Stephen
Singer sidekick chair.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
That's him.

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
I say presently, meaning he's not there yet. If I
had said at present, it would mean he was in
the Oh he's walking in now. So now I can
say Josh Arnold is at present at the Steven Singer
Jewelry sidekick area.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Thank you for thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
This is Tom speaking. That's Chick. That's Ace Cosby, our
engineer today, and I have another. We've been talking a
lot about some great folks in the military.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Once again. Josh is dad, a two time combat veteran,
two tours of duty Vietnam, and he was also a
drill sergeant there for.

Speaker 12 (01:00:55):
A while, Yes, and a little bit for his boys too.
Every now and again we would get the treatment.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
Well, this comes to us from a marine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
We had a recruit named Martinez. And even though Martinez
was un quoting here a squared away marine, the drill
instructor always looked for a fault with him. One day
had inspection. The d I went through the foot locker
of Martinez way longer than any of the others. He

(01:01:24):
finally found a tie that did not have mister Martinez's
name stenciled on it. Oh, and of course the rule
was to have your name stenciled in every possession to
prevent theft. The drill sergeant got right in the face
of mister Martinez and said, you don't have your name
stenciled on your tie? For all I know, this tie

(01:01:45):
could be mine. Martinez said, why, sir, don't you stencil
your name on your tie?

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
No, By the way, the entire group paid for that.
But I'm sure I'm sure well worth it. Catching hell,
but but certainly well worth it. If you want to
reach us, it's Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.
Another letter this reference is a phrase made famous by

(01:02:10):
Chick McGee. It involves you stepping out of the shower.
Can you explain it to me? Against you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Ah, you look at your significant other and I grab
your your business area and say, hey, would you like
any of this before I put it away?

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
And I'm gonna say nine times out of ten it's
proves fruitful. This comes to us from Dave from Warren, Ohio.
Oh yeah, hey, chick. My wife was sitting in a chair.
She got up and asked me, Hey, do you want
any of this before I put it away? Oh? I

(01:02:47):
looked up.

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
She was holding a bag of bacon strips. We'd had
breakfast for dinner that night and she was putting leftovers
in the fridge.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
See, I was gonna say, has this ever been reversed?

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Well, we did have all men walk.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Around the corner like buck naked and go, hey, you want.

Speaker 7 (01:03:05):
Some of this?

Speaker 12 (01:03:06):
We did have a letter from a woman who said
it was it. She did it and it worked.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
It does work?

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Well Gee? Really you mean a guy? Yeah? If it
didn't work, I would have been stunned. Chick McGee, any
more letters over there? Bomb and Tom's show. There seems
to be a lot of letters about how odd Tom is.
You guys, Gee, I wonder why. Yeah, I know, I
know Tom will very unique. That's why people.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
No very There's no such thing as very unique.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Hello.

Speaker 8 (01:03:37):
Something is either one of a kind or it's not.
You can't have this is varying degrees of talking. This
is from Tory.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Time to get it right for these people. Thanks for
letting me listen.

Speaker 6 (01:03:46):
Oh wow, welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
I'm Tory and salt Lake. I've been listening for the
last thirty years, and I've got to say Tom is
especially weird today. This is from yesterday's show. Oh that's
because I was very upset about that foot and up
apples they Tori says. First, Tom was surprised that nobody
has a system for wearing clothes like he does. I'd

(01:04:10):
like to remind Tom that nobody does anything the way
Tom does. My system is.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
Simply, you go through your You rotate your shoes, you
rotate your jeans.

Speaker 6 (01:04:18):
You don't rot shoes every day, the same pair.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
No, no, no, I have several pairs of these. Look of
those boots.

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Yeah, today I got these are the brown ones. Yesterday
had the black, and I've got a different shade of
brown and another set of black.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
We have four sets of the same boot.

Speaker 8 (01:04:32):
Yeah, why not there, guy like them. That's way they
they can air out and they don't stink.

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
Tom has incredibly horrible footodor. He has a lug Jerokee's
worth of those boots in his bedroom. Okay, first, Tom
surprised he doesn't. No one has a system for wearing
clothes like he does. Then claims he's claustrophobic and can't
wear a gimp suit. That makes sense for a guy
that won't wear T shirts because they're make him feel

(01:04:59):
like he's being choked, and cuts the top off his
socks for the same reason. However, he requires a tool
to get his boots on so tight they're like a
second skin. And I think it was Josh one day
said he is an alien sent here to see how
humans live, and he's trying the best he can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, I can't figure it all out. I'm starting to
buy into that theory, Tory, he says, Thank you, Tory, Okay,
thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (01:05:23):
I'm a drill sergeant letter here. Oh yes I do too,
And thank you guys all so much for sending them
in and for the rest of you for celebrating our
veterans with us. Ron got into some trouble because his
foot locker was not as organized as it could have been,
and his drill sergeant screamed at him, on your face, scumbag.
And then apparently the drill sergeant would say this every

(01:05:45):
now and again, push.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Ups forever begin.

Speaker 12 (01:05:51):
It's kind of a bummer not knowing how many you're
gonna have to do.

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Jim Kay writes, my father just turned ninety. He was
in the Marine Corps in the nineteen fifties. As you
can expect being marine, he was a tough disciplinarian. When
my sister and I would misbehave, one of our punishments
was running laps around the house. We were fighting, we'd

(01:06:16):
hear him go ten laps. We knew that we were
We had to put our shoes on and start running
laps around the house. As we passed the living room windows,
we had to yell out our count on which lap
we were on so they could hear it inside. Another
punishment was to march. We would march back and forth
in the yard as he called out the cadence turns

(01:06:38):
in various commands thanks for supporting the military.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Honor Guard.

Speaker 8 (01:06:44):
Yeah, happy to do so, Jim. And by the way,
we still have that link if you want to help
out a great organization. And again, there are lots of
terrific charities, and there's a lot of terrific charities for veterans.
Find one that you really support and do little something
for veterans. Day one that we were talking about was
the Operation Honor Guard and this supports the volunteers who

(01:07:07):
attend the funerals of veterans and it's in order to
have the proper uniforms and et cetera, et cetera. So
it's a great organization. We've got a link at bobintom
dot com. We're already over ten thousand dollars and we're
gonna have some great folks match that, so we'll be
hitting some serious numbers pretty soon. And I'll remind you

(01:07:28):
we're gonna leave that link up until through Thanksgiving. So
if you get a chance, if you think of it today,
just go to bobintom dot com and check that out.
Now is it time for us to investigate the world
of sports?

Speaker 12 (01:07:39):
Well, no, you guys know those those cardboard or i'm sorry,
wooden cutouts of like dog silhouettes that help keep birds
off of the places. Well, Michael's boot camp had one
of those, and apparently there was a gentleman in his
platoon who was looking around when he shouldn't have been.

(01:08:03):
You know, when you're information or you're you're you're supposed
to you're supposed to be. Oh, actually this is in
uh the chow hal. I didn't know this was one
of the rules. Maybe it's not in every but you're
supposed to only eat your food and look forward.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Oh so you just eat look for Well.

Speaker 12 (01:08:18):
This guy was looking around, and his company commanders uh
just said, hey, you can't do that. You must be
looking around at that black dog out there. From then on,
every day while getting into formation, that guy had to
go over to Max, the name of the cardboard or
of the wooden cutout, get down on a knee and
talk to him while feeding him invisible food. Oh, you're

(01:08:43):
a good boy. And everybody else just watch.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
I mean, if we had to go through that, which
of us would be in the brig first?

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
God Wonner chick?

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:08:53):
Man, Yeah, I think it's a surprisingly. This will shock
because it shocks even me. I'm a I'm a pretty
good soldier. If I'm in situations where you, hey, you
tell me exactly what I have to do, I'll do
it and keep my mouth shut. But I also am
somewhat of an anti authority.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
But this way, if eye rolls made a sound, I
would be I could keep my I could keep my
face forward, but there'd be a lot of really subtle
Get a load of this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (01:09:25):
Now, we also have a lot of letters about side
dishes at Thanksgiving. We had a lot of discussions about
that yesterday and it was interesting how many people consider
the side dishes the best part of Thanksgiving. The turkey's
kind of secondary, and I think that's kind of true
for me. But we also have some nice Omaha steaks

(01:09:48):
with our turkey very popular. But if you want to
send us your letters about what your favorite side just are,
we'd love to hear from you. We are not able
to acquire, by the way, that new mac and cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
The apple Bimac and he's from Craft.

Speaker 8 (01:10:00):
Yeah apparently is that a Walmart exclusive. We've made two
trips and so far been unsuccessful. And by we, I
mean somebody else. But maybe maybe I'll try didn't you
try it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Yeah? No longer know the half empty. So okay, all right,
very good.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
Well let's check in with Chick McGhee.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
Well, first we need to very visit, uh why Josh
said one morning that Tom was truly an alien sent
here from another planet to try to just blend in
and oh, not make any trouble. Here's some audio walk
down memory lane of Tom being an alien.

Speaker 17 (01:10:33):
Ton now for the alien who just discovered things here
on Earth.

Speaker 8 (01:10:39):
Last night we had kind of a sandwich bar for dinner.
I ended up throwing pickles on a club sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
It was great. This has done just discovered things last weekend.
You know the legendary one is you you noticed roller
carry ons for the first time hour which was just
earlier this year at the air.

Speaker 8 (01:11:05):
Yeah, everyone has the same suitcase now.

Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Oh yeah four wheels roll?

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:11:10):
I mean everyone has that one brand?

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
No not everyone everyone in your world has that brand.

Speaker 8 (01:11:16):
Yes, brand must be a good brand, very good brand.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
I just had to throw away my carry on of
like twenty years Wow. I went to pick it up
in the handle duke, it just ripped on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Did have wheels? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
And a handle? And did you hear that? Tom? Twenty
years home apart and wheels were the wheels stone. We
have a lot more of those who sounded like an alien, Tom,
if you'd like to hear them.

Speaker 12 (01:11:40):
So I have a now one, now one. I now
have one that like when you lift the handle, there's
a little place for your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Yeah that's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:11:49):
And last Thursday, last Thursday, yeah, business lunch, I had
a club sandwich with avocado. Oh that's a good choice. Oh,
the California Club.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
It change changes, the changes the whole thing that is
a California club.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:12:02):
And then of course I've discovered oranges instead of lemons
and iced tea a world of different.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Well, how about that much better? How do you? How
are you? Why are you talking? You went on for
years about flavored iceed tea should be outlawed.

Speaker 8 (01:12:18):
It's not flavored iced Take not flavored iceed tea. Take
your standard zed team. But instead of putting a lemon
slice in it, you put an orange slice.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
And we all understand it. We get it, we should
get you. You should try it might help with your
bad as. Is there another alien thing? Oh yes, we
heard now for the alien. I love this discovered thing
here on earth.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
If you've never been to a w NBA game. The
presentation is great. They've got scoreboards.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Just discovered things here on the same n b A.
I just went to an NBA game. Great scoreboard, same scoreboard.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
It's at the same facility for different.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
Names on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
Yeah. Yeah, because they mixed the name never mind, never mind,
never mind never mind.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Yeah, may go into a game much more fun than
it used to be.

Speaker 12 (01:13:13):
That scoreboarders looks when you send us pictures of it,
it looked to be almost the size of the court.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
Yeah, it's great. I mean videos and it's tremendous.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Okay, hang on con now, the alien who just discovered
things here on Earth.

Speaker 8 (01:13:29):
When I went to the soul food place, I had
fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans and corn bread.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
It was delicious. The alien who just discovered things here.

Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
It's so funny he named of one of the most
delicious meals. Yeah, and then had to tell us it
was delicious by the way, it was delicious.

Speaker 8 (01:13:53):
Yeah, I'll take it's a sole food place. I love
soalt food. I didn't go nuts. They have a lot
of a lot of more exotic things. I'll wade my
way into the greens, et cetera.

Speaker 12 (01:14:05):
Oh, Okay, Gallard greens. I love the collared right, That's
what I said.

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Okay, Oh, I see what you're doing quin bread last night.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I will color.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
I'll pay for your your ma.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
We gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
If you call them color, if you order those.

Speaker 8 (01:14:25):
What's better? Nobody has the sense of humor anymore. We
are in the Rally Auto Parts Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 15 (01:14:32):
Thanks for listening to the Bob and Tom Show this morning.
Even though we're not too much to look at. You
can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're
in the O'Reilly Auto Port Studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts
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I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. What do you have to

(01:15:03):
over there?

Speaker 8 (01:15:04):
I'm just getting some sound organized for the broadcast. Oh,
we have a couple of things that require sonic accompaniment.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
And speaking of Tom talking like an alien, here's another
episode of Tom sounding like an alien.

Speaker 17 (01:15:21):
Con Now for the alien who just discovered things here
on Earth.

Speaker 8 (01:15:27):
You guys were telling me about how great some of
these truck stops are. I stopped at one in somewhere
in northern Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
They had a McDonald's in there. The alien who just
discovered things amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
Yeah, God, and we have truck stop news coming up
of interest BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Yeah, fine, fine place. Uh, they're they're they're they're suing
some guy. Apparently one more one more alien. Sorry.

Speaker 17 (01:15:59):
Con Now for the alien who just discovered things here
on Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
My passport expired.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
I didn't know they were only good for ten years.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
The alien who just discovered things for life? Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
Why not.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
A new one?

Speaker 7 (01:16:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:16:19):
We know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Nice. We heard nice picture. I heard all about we
have a chick McGee over there. He you haven't professionally taken.

Speaker 8 (01:16:27):
No, the picture is much better than the last one,
as you know, my previous passport. Yeah, it was darker
than ace. And I was the guy the guy at
when I returned to the United States. The guy told
me it was the worst passport picture you'd ever seen.

Speaker 13 (01:16:42):
Bad.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
Yeah, I think it was. I think the fixer on
the uh for the print didn't develop herself. I'm sorry,
we have to switch gears.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Major League Baseball from yesterday Paul Skeens and Trek Schoolball.
They won the Cy Youngs for this season. Cleveland Guardian's
picture Luis or T has pleaded not guilty to charges
he took bribes help gamblers when BET's placed on pitches
he threw in game. His teammate, Guardian's former closer, Emmanuel Class,
has also been charged in the alleged scheme. Ortiz appeared

(01:17:13):
yesterday and I'm just audibly, he yawned into his microphone.

Speaker 8 (01:17:18):
Oh pulled, I pulled a Josh Arnold. I turned down
the sound effects button thinking it was the microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Las Vegas hospitality workers competed in the thirty fifth Annual
Housekeeping Olympics this week. MGM A Resort said workers from
across the valley gathered at the michelob Ultra Arena to
showcase their skills in a series of challenges.

Speaker 8 (01:17:40):
This is interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Nine teams competed in events including a vacuum race, housekeeper's road,
vacuums around the track, what bed making competition.

Speaker 8 (01:17:49):
And you've never seen those those ride along vacuum cleaners.
It's like a lawnmower, but it's a ride along vacuum.

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
I've not seen them in hotels though, I've never seen
them like traditionally traditional housekeepers using them.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
There was also a mop re relay and a sheet
talking relay. There's what it looks like, all right. Resort
Resorts World, Aria and Vidara placed on the podium in
nearly all the events this year.

Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
Well, and there are fives of people in the crowd. Yeah, boy,
look look at the turnout for that. But that is fun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Man, Well that's a light crowd because ice was outside. Chuckle, chockolchuk.
The man is h.

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
I'm just read the paper. By the way, the judge
of the made competition was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
How long ago was that? But what is this now?

Speaker 12 (01:18:46):
They're throwing these big foam frisbees with a hole in
it and catching him.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
On the back.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Here's one right along, right along vacuums they stand in
the back.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
I have I thought those were floor polishers. I didn't
know they were vacuum cleaners.

Speaker 12 (01:18:59):
Those are more Yeah, those are for hard floor sweeping
and polishing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
They're cool, they are cool.

Speaker 8 (01:19:08):
They're tiny, tiny zamboni.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Is that you?

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
They are kind of like a tiny I wonder what.

Speaker 8 (01:19:12):
They're if they have a name like the zamboni.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
They must.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
I mean, it looks like there's something on the side
or the zambini or yeah, yeah, yeah. And what we
were disaswing this yesterday? Maybe creating a neighborhood where all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
The streets were named after things that were named after
people like what we had the zamboni. What else was there? Yeah?
Did you cuz the leotard?

Speaker 8 (01:19:32):
Yeah, the leotard? Oh yeah, yesterday was we celebrated the leotard. Yeah,
the first trapeze artists monsieur leotard. He probably had to
have the He probably invented the leotards so he didn't
get baggy pants caught on that trapeze and fall to
his death. Absolutely. Yeah, okay, now so once again this
was what was the name of this event? The Housekeeping Olympics.

(01:19:56):
Did they have like a disposing of a dead hooker event?

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Chicks? Did they answer? I don't think so. The man
asked you, he asked me a question about a story
that he wrote and handed to me and said, if
you don't do this, you can hit the door. Here's
what he said.

Speaker 12 (01:20:15):
The things housekeepers must see ye.

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
Care sure and tip your housekeepers too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
That's what the prices were.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
They have little they have little night stands and slipped
two fivers underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
What if you check into a room? You never you
never leave your room without the do not disturb on it?
And why would you tip something?

Speaker 6 (01:20:41):
I still.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
After you.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
Yes, if you want to tip, I say tip. If
you don't, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:20:48):
But when you do leave a tip, where do you
leave it? I put mine under the remote control?

Speaker 6 (01:20:53):
I write a little note thank you for making you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Make it like a scavenger on the flying under the
lid of the toilet tank.

Speaker 8 (01:21:04):
Really no, imbled up and throwing the bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
No, I don't do that. That'd be that'd be to mean.

Speaker 8 (01:21:10):
I was one last year that they now have put
it into your bill. What you have an opportunity to
do it that way? Yes, okay, which that makes a
lot more sense to me. No, that does make a
lot more sense. Swear did you say you on the pillow?

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
How do you know for sure they're getting it? That
would bother me.

Speaker 8 (01:21:26):
I'm not that paranoid, really, well I am, but not
in this case.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah. Your records, your setting records are PARANOIDA some guy
who wasn't paranoid right now, dead on a marble slab
at a morgue telling you. I'm telling you, he's letting
us know. Let me tell you. If you gotta be,
you gotta be paranoid. A research poll shows uh, how
far some parents will go for their children's sports dreams. Okay.

(01:21:52):
Survey of foury one and fifty split between athletes, parents
and coaches of youth athletes found that one in six
parents believe they are raising the next athlete. Eight and
ten parents agree that their child sports clubs have even
become a second home for them. Oh, that's interesting. Parents
estimate that they are involved with seventy percent of their
child sports experience about eight hours a week. Absolutely, parents

(01:22:15):
believe playing sports and stills confidence in their child sixty percent. Yeah.
The average athlete needs new equipment three times a year,
spending an annual total of three hundred and thirteen dollars,
and one in nine upwards of five hundred dollars new
equipment three times a year. Yeah, what are they playing?
I don't know. Huh. Athletes and their parents recall experiencing
burnout due to physical exhaustion or pressure each twice a year,

(01:22:38):
while coaches see their athletes burn out an average of
three times a year. For each parents in Okay, I'd
say that tracks.

Speaker 8 (01:22:45):
But one in six think they're raising a professional.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
That seems reasonable to me. Yeah, I would think that.

Speaker 8 (01:22:51):
Yeah, Oh, but I mean the reality is, oh, probably
one hundred or six.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Yeah, one in four would you do that? Would you
be a uh kids sporting event and somebody's very excited
about their kid and you in the process of talking
to them, I think he really has what makes to
play in the NFL, and you would say something like, well,
you know that's impossible. A friend of I mean, I

(01:23:18):
don't it. I don't want to, you know, I don't
want to burst your bubble. No, no, no, never say it.
But I mean, I'm not going to tell them that
their delusions burst killer you walk around with a pen
in your hand.

Speaker 8 (01:23:36):
People can't take the truth, and I'm appointed myself to
be the one to tell them the truth. I was
talking to they talk you talk about what is it
the the expense of you know, buying all that stuff.
I was talking to a gay woman that's a friend
of mine about this, and uh, she was going to

(01:23:59):
outfit her child with some stuff, and she said she
was going over to r e I And I said,
how common she goes?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Because I don't like Dix?

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Having a conversation to that's that's when I knew this was.

Speaker 12 (01:24:24):
Yeah, that's when, because he wouldn't have said he just
he doesn't come out and say I was talking to
a gay woman friend of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
This gentle woman of style of Dix is a sporting
good story. You're familiar, Crystal Christie, You're familiar with Dix.
I'm very familiar. Thank you. I was just there the

(01:24:51):
other day. How much money do you spend on Dix
a year? I don't think she spends. Yeah, come on,
Christmas is coming, all right? I'm sorry we have do
we have more sports? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:25:06):
Okay, o god yea. I'm looking forward to it. From
the Aralli Auto Part Studios, this is the Bob and
Tom Show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
I want to share a letter or comment.

Speaker 15 (01:25:13):
Our email is Bob and Tom at bobintom dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at
the Silac Insurance News desk. Hey check, Hey, there's Pat Godwin. Hello,
there's Josh Arnold I at the I Hate Stephen Singer
sidekick chair. There's Ace Cosby. I'm Chick McGee at the
Prize Picks Sports desk. Hello Tom, Hello, Chick McGhee. Now

(01:25:42):
we have coming up shortly. We'll be speaking to Ronda Truman,
our winner of the Stephen Singer Jewelry special event we
do every week picking the winners in the world of
the NFL. You can be part of that.

Speaker 8 (01:25:55):
Go to bobintom dot com slash contest see what I'm
talking about. While you're there, Orange Inzels has a four
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Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Find out about how you could win that. Tom, you
have won my heart. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh that's
not well deserved. Ready never got the pipe? Is everybody ready? Yeah? Ready?

Speaker 8 (01:26:20):
This is this is a doozy Okay, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Uh just uh just real quick check and see where
your volume control is for your headphones.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Hundreds of bagpipers gathered in Melbourne, Australia to help break
the world record for the largest bag piping ensemble, build
as the Great Melbourne Bagpipe bash bagpipers crammed into Melbourne's
Federation Square and played a CDC's It's a Long Way

(01:26:53):
to the Top. No, no, I know, everyone said no No,
I said, well that's the real one. Oh sorry, where's
the bagpipers? Are the bagpipers in there with them? The
Australian Book Listen The Australian Book of Records confirmed that
three hundred and seventy four bagpipers took part in the attempt,
breaking a record set by three hundred and thirty three

(01:27:15):
pipers in Bulgaria in twenty twelve. Okay, the event organizers
said the oldest piper ninety eight years old, piper pipe
having been declared world record holders. The masked pipers played
Happy Birthday on request, followed by an impromptu amazing grace.

Speaker 8 (01:27:36):
Ah that which is wonderful on the back the onion
field is women. That's that is That's the real thing.
I was hoping to have the bagpipe version.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Sorry, he probably just asked for the four th No, no,
I asked for the bagpipe version. No way, it's like.

Speaker 9 (01:27:56):
The Moselle.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Oh sorry, no, no, it's just enjoy uptown funk. How
about walking on the wild Side sock solo. Oh that's good,
very nice. I would see Lisa Simpson playing this. I
don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:28:13):
Yeah, well she is one of the great saxophone artists.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Bleeding Gums Murphy taught her everything she knows. Yes, remember why?

Speaker 12 (01:28:21):
And she goes, why do they call you bleeding gums?
He goes, you've ever been to the dentist? She goes, yeah,
and he goes, I haven't, I'll do it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:30):
Did we were we unable to find the Oh? I
thought we had the Australian bagpipers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
I'm sorry, that's all right, I'm not Yeah, sabotage you.
I believe in the power of prayer. Yes, I think.

Speaker 8 (01:28:43):
By the way, Josh, Australian bagpipe does sound like a
sex move, does it. I gave her the old Australian
bag Perhaps you could play the ac DC version until
it gets to the bagpipes. Why don't you do that?
Do the bagpipes kick in after them?

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
Geez, I thought it was just the bagpipe and he
did all that work. God, all right, never mind, apparently
someone's talking all over the whole thing. Oh, sure you
had your announcers there at the bash. Sure just tape
the glory of the bagpipes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Can you imagine that someone someone talking all the time
when you're trying to tell somebody something. Imagine you can
imagine it at two at two, I'm just trying to
pay you back there, black pot. I'll take that, okay?
Is that sports? Yes, Tom, that's mercifully sports.

Speaker 8 (01:29:33):
Well, we've got more sports coming up because we have
the issueing of the week. That's what you said with
Rohnda Truman. But right now we turn to Christy Lee
at the Silac Insurance news desk.

Speaker 6 (01:29:42):
The underwear brand not Huggers a Peril is preparing for
a legal battle against gas station giant BUCkies over its
logo Bunkies.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
What you must have heard something else? I said, BUCkies
is mind work. Everybody heard BUCkies.

Speaker 6 (01:30:00):
Because we have all been to BUCkies and we know
what BUCkies is. But Tom hasn't, so he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
I've heard it's very nice. Do you do you really
find it that funny that it's named BUCkies and you
can't help yourself from laughing because it might reminds you
of a dorty? Is that right?

Speaker 9 (01:30:18):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
Jared Hewitt, the founder of Nuthugger's Apparel, says he received
a three page cease and desist letter from BUCkies attorneys
ordering him to stop using his company's logo.

Speaker 8 (01:30:33):
I'm going to look it up here, Hewitt.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Do we have it so we can see it? Oh? Yeah,
I see it well.

Speaker 6 (01:30:38):
Hewitt has operated his business for three years, selling underwear
and athletic apparel built around a patented interior design casees
throw that case out for more active customers.

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
It's just another what a squirrel? Or And to me
that's different enough for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
The cartoon squirrel.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
Hew It says the timing was surprising. The letter came
just weeks after his most profitable a month on record.
His logo, as you can see if you're watching on YouTube,
features a cartoon squirrel holding two acorns, a choice he
describes as intentionally tongue in cheek, of course, and according
to mister hewittt he's invested hundreds of thousands of dollars
into the brand, and the notice from BUCkies left him stunned.

(01:31:19):
The company's assistant general counsel wrote that Nut Huggers is
using what he called quote a cartoon brown rodent character
smiling with buck teeth in various depictions and claimed it
infringes on Bucky's long established beaver logo.

Speaker 8 (01:31:34):
No BUCkies, you you're you're wrong here.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
The letter also instructed nut huggers to stop using cartoon animals,
baseball caps, and other colors like red, yellow, or brown,
and limit any further artwork to front facing images only.

Speaker 8 (01:31:49):
What this is no threat to the hell?

Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Can they do that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
They can?

Speaker 8 (01:31:55):
They have to, They have to protect their trademark. Way
different though.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
You can't use a baseball cap.

Speaker 8 (01:32:02):
I mean, I mean the Buckets guy's wearing a baseball cap.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
But no, I say, unless you at least play two endings,
you're not allowed to wear a baseball caps. You're not
counting hand bat three zero two. Get that hat off
your head? Done? Posers Ironically, the balls in his court
the nut Huggers.

Speaker 8 (01:32:25):
If I were the judge, would be are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:32:28):
What is the the the twist to nut huggers as underwear, That.

Speaker 6 (01:32:37):
There's a twist at all? Maybe it's just no matter.

Speaker 8 (01:32:38):
In fact, I don't want an underwear that causes the twist.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Shouldn't all everyone who uses a squirrel for anything a
cartoon way get to be sued by rocket Jay squirrels yeah, exactly,
even chipping Dale or who. But yeah, but I was
just kind of curious what distinguished nut huggers from other under.

Speaker 8 (01:33:00):
Must keep the testicles secure in a way that others
may not.

Speaker 6 (01:33:03):
Or it's just the name he came up with me
because I.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
Will you no, but it says how did he word it?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
The underwear I have right now has one of those pouches,
and they are nut huggers. Okay, it says interior design.

Speaker 8 (01:33:18):
Yeah, underwear athletic compare built around a patented interior design
meant for more active cold like stall walls.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
Yeah, oh that's what I've got. Yeah, but they're not those,
but it's the same thing.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
There's now describe that, Joshua, what it is?

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
My underwear illegal? Within the underwear, there's like a.

Speaker 12 (01:33:39):
There are partitions on either side of your nuts that
keep them in case that they're separate. Yeah, yep, that's
why I said partitions.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Wait a minute, you know it's not for each individual nut.
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:33:56):
In the middle there a stall for your nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Had it wrong?

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
I thought each one each one cupped a nut.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
No, ding dong, it's yeah, Well, should we get a
pair of nut huggers and try them out. Yeah, i'd
like to Okay, what are me twenty? Hey, give me
a suit to go along with free stuff? I need
ten doubled eggs. Sook, they look but it's the shape

(01:34:22):
of a boxer brief.

Speaker 8 (01:34:23):
Yeah. So this is like the wonder Bra of underpants
kind of kind of right there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
I'll lift some up.

Speaker 8 (01:34:30):
But this guy's this guy says, this guy's invested hundreds
of thousands. He finally is starting to see some Uh so,
do you guys drink cleavage?

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
I never, I've tried to wear other after you wearing
those for the one I have on that you can't
go back.

Speaker 8 (01:34:46):
Really, it's wild. Yeah, so it keeps them from flying around. Yeah, yeah,
that's the idea here. Okay, we'll be out there for
these underwears.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
So you're not wearing nut hugger brands, but there's somebody
out there making that same type of underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Yes, almost identical. And I'm not going to say anything
because I don't have time to testify.

Speaker 8 (01:35:05):
Okay, Okay, Well, I at least this is giving nut
huggers a little bit of publicity. Sure, and BUCkies, why
doesn't BUCkies embrace this and start selling nut huggers at
their stores.

Speaker 12 (01:35:15):
They could, they should. Everybody makes money.

Speaker 6 (01:35:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:35:21):
They could have their squirrel wrestle their beaver. Well, I'm sorry, Oh,
bunkies and beaver.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Ok what about beaver huggers. There's a product behind I
may be I'm gonna give you a bigger I'm to
give you a big hug. Never hug a beaver to
beaver Huggers underwear.

Speaker 8 (01:35:46):
Okay, uh, I tell you what coming up, we have
a little discussion we'll be having with Ronda Truman. She's
going to be part of the Shoeing of the Week.
She was our winner at UH for the for the
first let's see what she's our second lady to win
this season. And we'll be talking to her a little
bit later on about her NFL picks. You can get

(01:36:07):
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Speaker 8 (01:37:30):
They very much chick. This is going to be an
interesting if this goes to court. Can you imagine this
discussion about the the underpants and the BUCkies. Yeah, your honor,
does your nut hugging squirrel look like my clients?

Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
Beaver?

Speaker 8 (01:37:45):
I ask you take the stand. We are coming back
to you from the Aralioto Park Studios. This is the
Bob and Tom show. Look, I was close. It was
a herculean effort. Got I got pad your effort. We
could do a whole show on mistakes We've made no mid.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
Sentence, Yeah, no, I will never forget one of the
first the first six months I was on the air. Ever,
in nineteen seventy six, I screamed the F word oh
into the microphone wearing my headphones. I had thought I
turned my mic off. Oh wow, I like, do me
Bob see or whoever it was, and it went the

(01:38:27):
modulate went. I said, oh, okay, So that was on
the air, all right. Did anybody say anything?

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
God, no that we signed off at five fifteen. Well,
depending on what time of year you signed off, it
was a Daytimeryeah, very very very fine friend of mine
who's still a great announcer, Chuck. I won't give his
last name, Chuck, Chuck, bobok, he's amazing, No, no, Chuck.
He was.

Speaker 8 (01:38:46):
He did an interview show with a hockey coach.

Speaker 2 (01:38:50):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 8 (01:38:50):
But they would tape it and uh oh yeah, and
he they would. They would put on a real to
real tape deck. The coach would be in the phone
and he was taping the interview. When the coach they
were kind of just talking before the interview they started it,
and just right after it started, the coach went off
on this date that he'd had the previous evening, and
it got into the the details of the day and

(01:39:11):
then he go, okay, okay, good take too. Let's le's
start the interview over. So then whoa, so he's he's
driving home. So then the cost and so Chuck is
driving home listening to the radio. You ever cued up
the show and he cued the wrong and this was
pre cell phone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:28):
Yikes.

Speaker 8 (01:39:29):
Oh man, that's all the Only good part of it
was it was in a very northern area, so it
was probably probably primarily only heard by the local moose population.
But that's a bad feeling, you see.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Yikes.

Speaker 8 (01:39:42):
By the way, I know you've been holding your breath.
I found the world record bagpipe sound effect.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
All right, you'd like to review the everybody you got
the story? There, give us, put your hands in the middle.
We'll get through this. Yeh, don't worry about it. We're
gonna be fine. Te bagpipes hunt ndreds of bagpipers gathered
in Melbourne, Australia to help break the world record for
the largest bagpiping ensemble builds the Great Melbourne Bagpipe Bash

(01:40:08):
bag pipers crammed into Melbourne's I mean they're all in sync.
It doesn't sound right. This is supposed to be the
A C. D C song. It's a long way to
the top. I don't I'm not hearing the melody underneath it.

(01:40:30):
There you can hear it. Yeah, okay, there we go.

Speaker 11 (01:40:34):
There.

Speaker 8 (01:40:35):
I mean they were all hitting the same that. It's
not fine, and.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
They were doing their job. Yeah, I mean, I think
in the right place, bagpiping is really cool. I agree.
Never I don't know why bagpipes exist. Oh there's where
I am on and they're great parades and okay, I'm
going to amend that at a graveside service.

Speaker 8 (01:41:00):
Yeah, what's the song that has the bagpipe in it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
But I'm Copperhead Road.

Speaker 8 (01:41:06):
Maybe you think that absolutely in the beginning. That's a
great corns.

Speaker 11 (01:41:12):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (01:41:13):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:41:13):
Hell, Shoots and Ladders?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
Corn has a song? No, probably that game it's s
h O O T s. You ever play candy Land
with an over competitive toddler? Do you ever do that?
You answer is yes, recently? Kick your assn't? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:41:37):
Yeah, but in a limit limited doses. Yeah, They're in
the same category as banjo's A little goes a long way?
Mandolin great, but not.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Oh I love a mandolin. Mandolin can come into any
of the song I listened to. I'd be fine with that.

Speaker 8 (01:41:51):
Rod Stewart, Maggie May ruined the mandolin for me.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
I don't mind that. I don't like Maggie. I'm right
there with you. Yeah, I don't. I don't care for that,
but I still loved tell you something Maggie makes no no,
young Turks, I'll tell you that right. That's a hell
of a song. Heart's Run Free Tonight. What is that?
Is that? Is that a bagpipe? Yeah? Is it? Center?

(01:42:18):
A real bagpipe? But it doesn't sound like a bagpie.
This might be a synthesizer. It's got the low drone
and it's got to be a real bag it. Yeah,
So this is a Steve Earl a great song. There's
the Mandal, there's a Madeline. Yeah, how would you like
to feel the bagpipe? Inventor? And now your number one
job is to try and make a bagpipe not sound

(01:42:39):
like a bagpipe?

Speaker 8 (01:42:42):
Is that the song that our friend Larry had debuted
for him with?

Speaker 11 (01:42:46):
Yeah, Larry and he were staying at a hotel in
l a And uh, Steve Earl came to him in
the middle of the night after they'd been partying a
little bit and played in that song he just wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
So Larry heard it the first time. Larry Crane from
John Mellencamp. Yeah, wow, great song.

Speaker 12 (01:42:58):
My nephew will not allow us to play that song
at the lake anymore. He was taught line dancing in
school he grew He spent a few years of his
elementary school life in Texas and junior high and they
had to learn how to line dance and as part
of their physical education, and that was the song they
had learned it to. So he is so burned out

(01:43:22):
that we can't play.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
At least he got to line dance. We had to
square dance, and his head, he would have loved to
have line danced.

Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
You didn't like square dancing.

Speaker 12 (01:43:32):
Wine dancing became a little bit more functional in terms
of you might line dance at a wedding. How often
are you going to square dance?

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
Right when you When was the last time you all
am on?

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Left? Anybody we had to do in junior junior high
left somebody that sounds like a sex move.

Speaker 8 (01:43:49):
Yeah. Steve Earl in this quote says, uh, it's a
keyboard synth. Oh no kidding. I would have thought Steve
would have insisted on a real.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Backby man me too, But that's we sold that prop.
He couldn't stand it. He couldn't. He couldn't. He had
to have it verifying. Yeah, yeah, the stuff we're talking about,
there's no way it could be crabb Josh keeps he
keeps asking us the questions we keep trying to and
he just called me Java.

Speaker 8 (01:44:14):
Did you hear that?

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Speaker 8 (01:44:25):
I'm about to have a Java house. Sell this blue
guy over here.

Speaker 2 (01:44:28):
The electrolytes very good for you. Yeah, I need I
need to up pop one of these and get some water. Now,
why does this say shoots and ladder? Should I play that? Yeah? Okay,
oh there you go. Yeah, that's bagpipe? All right, he
comes out, plays it. Joy Davis would be any song
this is corn yeah cool, Yeah, it is cool.

Speaker 8 (01:44:52):
You guys will not care for the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
A little bit.

Speaker 8 (01:44:58):
It's very silly, but it has a point.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
Are they audible?

Speaker 12 (01:45:02):
Absolutely and recognizable? Does it come in any day? Now
you have some patience?

Speaker 6 (01:45:09):
Is this the song shoots and Ladders?

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
Yes? Okay, he's he's not gonna hang around for that.
I like the letter. I mean just we have things
to do.

Speaker 12 (01:45:16):
Well, you don't have that many things, you know, you're
always telling us it's a long show.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
We'll explain how radio works in a couple now, yeah,
that's very funny. Throw my truth right back. Die trying
what he's saying. Socket pockets, Oh fall, it's good.

Speaker 8 (01:45:44):
Good, And then and then it goes into London Bridge
is laying down.

Speaker 6 (01:45:48):
Now shoots and ladders make sense to me.

Speaker 12 (01:45:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then he does have original lyrics
as well, haunting, haunting to oh yeah, very poignant song
of all.

Speaker 8 (01:46:01):
I'll make an effort to listen lost. I'm very good
we have.

Speaker 6 (01:46:04):
I just did your Christamus turned my headphones down instead
of put it in my mic switch.

Speaker 2 (01:46:09):
God, that could be really dangerous. You know that that
never happened in this room until you, Josh.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
Didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:46:19):
I don't remember that ever happening until you've been doing
this forty years or more.

Speaker 8 (01:46:23):
And I never have done that if they could turned
the mic off. But no, no, you turned the headphones on,
so you don't. You don't hear yourself, you know. That's yeah,
that's kind of how the humans are, aren't they.

Speaker 12 (01:46:31):
Oh yees, oh yeah, I don't want to hear this
self centered, but I want the rest of the world
to have to deal with this.

Speaker 8 (01:46:37):
Is why your dad didn't want you to be the
guy with his uh you know the key that you
got the two dudes in the in the silo. Yeah, yeah, no,
I thought I turned the off switch on, but I
hit go. They're on their way to Moscow. Christy Lee
is at the at the Silent Insurance news desk. What's
happening over there?

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
Is in the news again, Geez furious with the psychics
who incorrectly predicted that she would pass the California bar exam.

Speaker 8 (01:47:04):
I could have told her she wouldn't pass that. I'm
not a psychic.

Speaker 6 (01:47:08):
You don't know how smart she is.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
I know she's a billionaire. Smart.

Speaker 8 (01:47:12):
Yeah, when my dad's a billionaire, I'll be evile for
five billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
I think her company is worth is it five billions?
Five billions?

Speaker 8 (01:47:20):
Savvy enough to surround herself with people who know what
they're doing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
I think she'll ever end up as a guest shark.
Maybe I would think that right up paraity.

Speaker 6 (01:47:29):
After failing the exam, as Kardashian took her frustrations out
in an expexploitive laden phone call that was filmed and
posted to TikTok.

Speaker 8 (01:47:37):
Oh, Well then I don't believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:47:39):
In the video, the forty five year old reality star says, quote,
I'm just letting you guys know that all of the
fing psychics that we have met with and are obsessed
with all are e fing full of s. They all collectively,
maybe four of them have told me I was going
to pass the bar. So they're full pathological liars, don't

(01:48:02):
believe anything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
They say. Well, that's good advice right there. I mean,
that's actually pretty sound advice. There are quite a few.

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
Do you think there are any legit psychics out there?

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
Tom, I I don't know. I have yet to meet one.
But what do you think, judge, Yes, I think there
are some legiti I do. I think there are people that.

Speaker 8 (01:48:23):
You don't have fakes can.

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Just myself.

Speaker 8 (01:48:30):
So she's not blaming the fact that she didn't pass
the bar on the fact that she didn't study enough.

Speaker 6 (01:48:35):
Yes, she did, and she also blamed it earlier. If
you recall the story on chat GPT, she said that, well, because.

Speaker 8 (01:48:44):
Studying, thousands of people are passing bar exams every the hardest.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Yeah, a lot of people.

Speaker 8 (01:48:51):
My dad used to grade it. I'm quite aware how
difficult it is.

Speaker 12 (01:48:54):
Well, not knowing you're not a second, how difficult?

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
How do you know how hard the test was? Just
because your dad great?

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
Because he used to be. He'd always say I was.
He'd be reading the essays ago And this is a shame.
This guy seems like a nice fellow, but it's just
not good enough there.

Speaker 12 (01:49:10):
Now now, So therefore you can say, did you know
how hard the test is? Yeah, it's a difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:49:16):
You're such a lumit.

Speaker 6 (01:49:18):
Yeah, she is blaming chat GBT because she says the
She responded she'd used it for legal advice and explain
when I need to know the answer to a question,
I'll take a picture, snap, but put it in there.
But it has made me fail tests all the time. Well,
GPT doesn't know everything.

Speaker 12 (01:49:36):
You know, it's it's there are a lot of lies
on the internet and when it it'll pick those up.

Speaker 8 (01:49:41):
And well, i've seen her videos. You know the sex tape,
so oh you have maybe if the maybe, if the
California barb Sam was an oral final, she could suck
her away.

Speaker 12 (01:49:53):
I've never even seen that. Wow, But do you guys
know my rule on sex tapes. I will not watch
leaked sex tapes. He if they were leaked on purpose,
those are private because I don't want them to end.
I don't want a woman not to send me one
because she's I don't want them to stop.

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
Speaking of that. A British ferryboat company has apologized for
displaying pornography on ship's TV screens. They said they're very
sorry for the incident which occurred on a ferry from
d'epe in France to New Haven, England. It says that

(01:50:38):
an adult film was mistakenly broadcast on the onboard lounge
TV that had been playing the Formula one Grand Prix
one passenger rewarded. The site left children screaming. Ferryboat authority
stated that once crew members were alerted to the content
of the video, the channel was swiftly changed laughter that

(01:51:00):
the upsetting incident will not happen again.

Speaker 8 (01:51:03):
The upsetting, Yes, I did hear that when the when
the ferry vote got back to the dock and it
pulled in, then it backed out. I think they were
doing that on purpose. But fairy porn, I mean it
could be some you know wing.

Speaker 9 (01:51:26):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Are you talking about tinker Bell? Yeah? Number one ferry
would have to be tinker Bell. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I
can't think. I can't even think of a number two
that doesn't that shouldn't be involved.

Speaker 8 (01:51:38):
I don't know if there is a bigger ferry out there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Yeah, a tinker Bell. Taker Bell is the biggest ferry.
Yeah yeah, well time to move you say tiger Bell
and fairies? You said it all.

Speaker 8 (01:51:50):
You know, I see a pinkert true, think about it?

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
What a fairy?

Speaker 8 (01:51:55):
Yeah that is a song about this week, but the.

Speaker 12 (01:52:01):
Coming I know how difficult it is being gay because
my dad talked to a gay guy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
What a big fairy? That tinker Bell boy boy.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We
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Speaker 8 (01:55:10):
Hello Tom, Here we are and that's the key uh picks,
because right now we're going to talk with our winner
week ten.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
That's right, bring it, bring it lady. Okay, okay, sorry,
we have I think on the on the phone, Ronda Truman, Ronda,
can you hear me?

Speaker 7 (01:55:27):
Yes? I can. Good morning.

Speaker 9 (01:55:28):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
How are you that?

Speaker 7 (01:55:31):
I'm good? You guys?

Speaker 2 (01:55:32):
All that accent is right down Wisconsin? Right our socks?

Speaker 7 (01:55:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:39):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:55:40):
How are things in Whitewater, Wisconsin?

Speaker 7 (01:55:43):
They're they're cool, They're really cool this morning. It's a
little chilly out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
You got some I got some show up there.

Speaker 7 (01:55:51):
The other day. We did, but that much just a
little cover, you know, covering the ground a little bit gone.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
Did you see the Northern lights couple of nights ago?

Speaker 9 (01:56:01):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:56:02):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:56:03):
Did you go outside the look, No I didn't. I
went out last night looking with the dogs, but I
couldn't see him. Ronda, are usually blacked out by around
that time, and I got.

Speaker 7 (01:56:13):
My blankets over my head. I don't see nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
There. You go, well, Ronda, apparently you are pretty good
at seeing the NFL, because you were the only person
with all of our entries, the only person in week
ten that got thirteen or fourteen correct, Nobody got all
fourteen games, So congratulations, Yeah, you are awesome. Ronda.

Speaker 8 (01:56:35):
Do you get tired of people of people saying help me?
Ronda referencing the Beach Boys.

Speaker 7 (01:56:40):
No, no, never, I love the beach Boys.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Go good, me too. What's your favorite beach boy song?
I hate that song? No, I'm just kidding. Do you
know who sings that one?

Speaker 7 (01:56:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
The beach Boys?

Speaker 9 (01:56:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:56:56):
Which beach boy?

Speaker 9 (01:56:57):
Though?

Speaker 7 (01:56:58):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:56:59):
That's what of the rare one of the rare lead
vocals from l Jardine. So you learned something today about
your favorite song? What's your favorite NFL team?

Speaker 2 (01:57:07):
May I ask.

Speaker 7 (01:57:09):
The Dolphins?

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
Whoa? That was?

Speaker 9 (01:57:14):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
You and Roy Wood Junior?

Speaker 8 (01:57:16):
And I was just a shock that Roy would love both?

Speaker 2 (01:57:18):
Why the Dolphins? Wait a minute, that's not right. You're
a Packer fan, lady. Don't tell me a packer. Yeah,
I do.

Speaker 7 (01:57:26):
Rest the Dolphins? Fins up?

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Oh hey, she knows fins All right? Okay, all right,
well we'll pick both, will pick both those games? How's
that chick? You take over? What's the time? Okay? Here
we go. Tonight the uh New England Patriots are hosting
the New York Jets. Patriots A wearing some kind of
a newfangled throw vintage uh related to the climates in

(01:57:52):
Foxborough uniforms. I don't. They're trying to make more money, Ron,
that's what's going on. Yeah, the Jets are getting thirteen
and a half points tonight. Now you have to choose
points when you pick with me. So who do you
like the Jets plus thirteen and a half or the
Patriots minus thirteen and a half. I'm going Patriots, Okay, Tom,

(01:58:14):
write that down it and she's correct. I'm agreeing. I'm
taking the Patriots minus the thirteen and a half. The
Jets have some trouble, and the commander the Washington football
team traveling to Madrid, Spain to take on those Miami Dolphins.
Fins up. That'll be nine thirty nine thirty Sunday morning,
Eastern Standard Time, Washington getting three points a field goal.

(01:58:40):
Who do you like Miami or Washington.

Speaker 7 (01:58:42):
I'm going with Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:58:44):
Okay, I'll take Washington plus the three? Tom, all right?
And then because she mentioned green Bay and she's calling
from Wisconsin, we'll look at Giants hosting the Packers on
Sunday and the Giants a home underdog. They're getting eight
against green Bay. Who do you like green Bay minus
they eight? Giants plus eight.

Speaker 7 (01:59:03):
I'm going green Bay.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
Green Bay to cover the eight. Tom I'll take the
Giants plus the eight. Really, packer's gonna win. It'll be
a little closer than that. So there you go.

Speaker 8 (01:59:12):
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Are you preparing the Thanksgiving dinner at your place?

Speaker 2 (01:59:27):
Ronda?

Speaker 7 (01:59:29):
Yeah, we're just doing a little a little danksgiving.

Speaker 8 (01:59:32):
Okay, but are you are you making the food?

Speaker 7 (01:59:35):
I am?

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
Are you a good are you a good cook? You
a good cook?

Speaker 7 (01:59:38):
Of course, of course I am. My kids missed my
cook in, of course they are doubts now. But you know,
my son was in Colorado, my daughter was a couple
of towns over. So my son, you know, he can't
come here because it's too far. So yeah, it's just
a little things given. But I do the cook in
all right.

Speaker 8 (01:59:55):
Do you have any unusual dishes that you would make
or is it pretty standard? Turkey, mashed potatoes, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 7 (02:00:02):
Yeah, it's standard. It's you know, your turkey stuffing, which
is my favorite, you know, mashed potatoes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
How do you make your stuffing? Is there something exotic
in it?

Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:00:13):
Yeah, no, no, no, I just do the onion celly
and the butter melted in the pan and shied it
up for a little bit, and then I get my
my bait stuffing and then I throw it all in
a bowl with my and I boil my giblets and
my neck and I shred that up and I add
it all together, and then I stuffed the turkey.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
All right, delicious.

Speaker 8 (02:00:35):
No, are you going to get a whole turkey or
do you do? Are you one of those people that
does just like a No?

Speaker 7 (02:00:41):
We usually do get a whole turkey, but last year
we ended up getting a turkey breast because it is
just you know, a small you know, a small family over.

Speaker 8 (02:00:52):
Yet ever done that gag where you get a one
of those cornish game hens and stick it inside the turkey?
Then you break no, no, then you bring then you
bring it out and then you go, oh your god,
after you've cooked the thing, you pull out the corner
was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (02:01:11):
Yeah, that's a great idea. It's a terrific gag. How
about the gag where you take here's a place you
said turkey neck? Right, Yeah, well, I'm not sure she
could pull that one off. Someone there could do that. Maybe.
How about this gag? You did you like pumpkin pie? Okay? Good?

Speaker 8 (02:01:28):
You take a dollar if you will of pumpkin pie
and put it on your shoe, and then you walk
up to someone and say, oh, I think I stepped
in dog poop, and you reach down taste the pumpkin pie.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Go, yep, it's dog poop. That's school girl. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:01:47):
Try this, Ronda, you'll you'll thank me.

Speaker 6 (02:01:50):
You're ten years old.

Speaker 12 (02:01:51):
I wish those were good days, Ronda. What male celebrity
do you most want to make out with?

Speaker 7 (02:01:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:01:59):
There's so many. Ronda.

Speaker 8 (02:02:05):
Would have been really memorable if you'd said Barbra streisand
or as some lady you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
How about that sometimes white water rapids?

Speaker 6 (02:02:16):
Ever, I'm sorry, Ronda, I apologize for my co workers.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
Is white water is white water? Is white water? The
place where Hillary where Hillary Clinton had the was in
Wisconsin because we used to have a bit.

Speaker 8 (02:02:33):
It was a Hillary's douche called white water and vinegar.
It was a classic. Oh sorry, Ronda, you're allowed to
hang up.

Speaker 2 (02:02:41):
I like Josh. No further, you have any more cool
questions like that? Josh?

Speaker 5 (02:02:45):
That was sure?

Speaker 2 (02:02:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (02:02:47):
Yeah? Uh did you attend high school?

Speaker 2 (02:02:52):
What a dumb question.

Speaker 8 (02:02:53):
No, this is going somewhere. Did you attend high school? Okay?
Who was the most handsome teacher you had?

Speaker 2 (02:03:02):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (02:03:02):
My boy, you can just give it driver was my
drivers tea shirt? Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Well, we have a surprise for you open front door.
That's on behalf of us, Ronda. Now you go make
it a great day. Ronda, thanks so much. Thanks for
good sport. D you are. You have to be a
good sport to put up with your thanks Rondas Yeah,
great talking to you. She was great.

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Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
Have you ever worn a sweatshirt?

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
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Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
I don't.

Speaker 8 (02:03:57):
First of all, I don't have one of those we.

Speaker 6 (02:03:58):
Can get you on if you would you we know people. Yeah,
would you wear it?

Speaker 2 (02:04:02):
Does it have a hood on it?

Speaker 7 (02:04:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:04:04):
I don't think I've ever worn a hoodie. You'd like
it at the time.

Speaker 6 (02:04:06):
You'd love it.

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It'd be like a nice hug. You could be hoodie guard. Yeah,
that'd be the hoodie. Didn't Zuckerberg wear hoodies forever?

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But we are gonna return to the Arally Auto Park Studios.
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Speaker 2 (02:04:36):
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Speaker 8 (02:05:12):
And here he is, thank you very much. Hello Tom,
Hello chick McGee, you major picks. Where could one view
all of your picks? Your chick McGee on Instagram? On
the Gram?

Speaker 2 (02:05:23):
Okay, on the ground, now very active on the Gram
at the desk reasonably.

Speaker 8 (02:05:28):
It's Christy Lee. When I say at the desk, of course,
I'm referring to the beautiful Silac Insurance News desk starring
Christie Lee.

Speaker 2 (02:05:36):
Oh well, isn't that sweet?

Speaker 6 (02:05:37):
Lottery official I'll say the Mega Million's jackpot has grown
to nine and sixty five million dollars for Friday's drawing.
Yeah ah wait, after no ticket matched all six numbers
earlier this week, the numbers selected Tuesday night, we're ten
thirteen forty six.

Speaker 2 (02:05:54):
Which one is this? The Mega million Mega Millions?

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
Tom, the gold Megaball was one. Winner can choose an
annuity or the cash option, as we're all pretty familiar
with now with the lottery.

Speaker 2 (02:06:05):
Give me a cash the one time lump some.

Speaker 6 (02:06:07):
Payment of four hundred and forty five point three million
before taxes.

Speaker 8 (02:06:12):
Yeah, you take a bite.

Speaker 2 (02:06:15):
Oh that's that's before taxes.

Speaker 6 (02:06:17):
What would be two hundred and twenty six?

Speaker 2 (02:06:21):
No? What where is it? You should not have to
pay taxes? That's exactly right. They should be taxis why
do they what? What's the fifty percent they're taking right
off the top? Where does that go?

Speaker 6 (02:06:32):
That's the lump sum payments?

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
You know what it is? No, No, you know what
it is. I've always thought it was taxes, So that
I I bet it it's destination fees?

Speaker 6 (02:06:39):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 17 (02:06:40):
That?

Speaker 2 (02:06:40):
It is always here about destination fees?

Speaker 6 (02:06:43):
Are ready?

Speaker 8 (02:06:45):
You got your choice of a dollar a year for
a billion years or take the cash?

Speaker 2 (02:06:51):
I think no, Tom, the dollar a year for a
billion years is the Polish lower you know that? So?

Speaker 8 (02:07:00):
But mega millions? So it's almost a billion dollars?

Speaker 12 (02:07:03):
Yeah, wow, I'll wait till it's a billion. Otherwise you're
just pissing your mind.

Speaker 2 (02:07:06):
Where does someone explain it to me so I can understand?
Let's make believe I'm a baby, okay, okay, So I
win nine hundred million dollars, so right off, if I
want a lump summit's and they cut it to four
to fifty.

Speaker 8 (02:07:18):
Right one, because it would be whatever it was nine
hundreds if you got it over the course of whatever
it is twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (02:07:26):
Interest in that so then and then you get four
to fifty. So then your taxes then and it's fifty percent.
So two twenty five is what you get out of
nine hundred. It's a little under fifty.

Speaker 6 (02:07:35):
Not much though with state, because I think the state
takes them, don't they.

Speaker 2 (02:07:40):
Can you move to a state that does have an
income text just to click.

Speaker 12 (02:07:44):
The lottery should be like a raffle prize at at
an event, the fifty to fifty. It should be the
fifty to fifty. So the amount that you win is
fifty percent and then fifty percent goes to the state.

Speaker 8 (02:07:56):
Federal gets nothing.

Speaker 9 (02:07:58):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:07:58):
I try to go back to watch my high schoolootball
team play every year, and a couple of years ago
I went back and won the fifty fifty the raffle off.
It was like for one hundred and eighty dollars. Yeah,
and they everybody kept it, gave me the money back.
You know, I don't know. Yeah, Burney back one hundred
and eighty seven dollars. What'd you buy? I can't remember

(02:08:20):
one hundred and eighty seven dollars worth of it. I
tell you that it's a thrill winning. Then, yes, it
was very exciting. Yeah, not enough.

Speaker 8 (02:08:25):
That was the for a good time with a cheerleader.
That was Oh my, this was you said college.

Speaker 6 (02:08:33):
God, you know you can't that.

Speaker 2 (02:08:36):
You know, I didn't go to college, and you know
I didn't say college. College is this word college and
high school is this word high school? Oh, there's a distinction.
That's the game where the fizz ed teacher sat next
to me who beat the hell out of me when
I was in high school. And now we're buddies. Evidently
some high school cheerleaders are legal.

Speaker 12 (02:08:54):
And by the way, they everybody hates when you ask
that at a football game.

Speaker 8 (02:08:59):
The legal.

Speaker 2 (02:09:00):
Oh what's the age of consent in this state? Oh?
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (02:09:04):
Let's let's move forward here, Christians, you give money, the
US meant in Philadelphia pressed its final penny and ended
the coins production before hitting a button to strike the
final penny. All right, treasurer Brandon Beach said, quote God,
bless America, and we're going to save the taxpayers fifty
six million dollars.

Speaker 7 (02:09:23):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:23):
I hate to have another question, but what happens if
you pay in cash and you need pennies?

Speaker 8 (02:09:30):
Actually, yeah, it's actually a problem with some retailers there.
They can't get a hold of pennies. But there are
a lot of in circulation they should be able to.

Speaker 6 (02:09:37):
Yeah, each penny costs nearly four cents to make. It
was introduced in seventeen to ninety three. Billions are still
in circulation and will remain legal tender, but there will
be no new ones made.

Speaker 8 (02:09:48):
Yeah, and they're hang on to our pennies. And there
are legal problems apparently with rounding.

Speaker 6 (02:09:53):
Up Why you have to if people don't like even
numbers what?

Speaker 2 (02:10:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:10:01):
I think that if because if you did the closest one,
it would either go up or down obviously, So wouldn't
it just even out? I don't think in the long
run though, wouldn't it even out?

Speaker 2 (02:10:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (02:10:12):
But if you went, if you went, if it was
you'd have to give it to I.

Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
Don't know. Don't you get a feeling though that artie
fluffer and slack knife Minnesota is hoarding billions and billions
of pennies, is not ever giving them up.

Speaker 6 (02:10:28):
There's a trivia question. Do you know when the last
coin to be discontinued was and what it was?

Speaker 2 (02:10:33):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (02:10:33):
I know it was the half penny, but it was
a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
I know that halfpenny.

Speaker 6 (02:10:37):
I didn't even know what to have.

Speaker 2 (02:10:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:10:38):
I would have guessed maybe some kind of Kennedy dollars or.

Speaker 6 (02:10:41):
Something, eighteen fifty seven the half cent.

Speaker 8 (02:10:44):
Wow, really are they still make the Susan B.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
Anthony I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:10:49):
They must if the half penny was the last thing
to go.

Speaker 2 (02:10:52):
This is one of my favorite stories because in his mind,
and he looks back, this was an actual term that
people use that no one did but him, This Susan B.
Anthony dollar.

Speaker 7 (02:11:01):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
I didn't coin it. No, No, you said it with you.
You said you came up with it and everything. Your
pejorative term was the so called butch buck. Yeah. I
never heard that, never heard, I never except out of
your mouth. I I guess the circles I travel were
a little more hateful than ours. Yeah, that's because Susan B.

Speaker 8 (02:11:23):
Anthony was on that dollar. No, I'm just saying, what's
she gay? No, no, not pejorative term was thrown around,
but okay, morons that what's the percentage of people that
pay for anything in cash? Any seventeen percent? That's exactly right.
I mean that's part of the thing with you know what,
He's going to.

Speaker 2 (02:11:42):
Look it up anyway. Why do we even answer?

Speaker 8 (02:11:44):
It's got to be fairly insignificant.

Speaker 12 (02:11:47):
I just googled this. Well, I just ducked duc go
of this, because Google watches everything you do. How much
money is a billion pennies?

Speaker 6 (02:11:54):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
Man, me, no idea. You gonna you're gonna do the math.
I'm trying you. You got your thousand million, right, but
a billion is you can't comprehend. Remember, I'm gonna say
it's more than I thought it was gonna be one

(02:12:15):
hundred million pennies. So you think a billion pennies is
one hundred million dollars? Yes, one hundred million dollars less
less than.

Speaker 6 (02:12:24):
Yeah, billion pennies?

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
Ten million, that's exactly right. Ten million?

Speaker 8 (02:12:28):
Yes, where do I win a couple of pennies?

Speaker 2 (02:12:31):
Thank you? You know what got me? Decimal point?

Speaker 12 (02:12:34):
I know that damn decimal point. It's all because of
Dewey decimal. He invented that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:40):
Yeah, he Truman beat him anyway, right, what do you
think he's looking up? I because he is deep. I
just want to know what percentage of cash.

Speaker 6 (02:12:52):
Sixty seven percent of US adults still pay with cash
in store. The overall use of cash, though, is declining.

Speaker 2 (02:12:57):
I paid in cash last weekend, with.

Speaker 6 (02:12:59):
A growing percentage of people making no cash per a
typical week.

Speaker 8 (02:13:04):
It says cash payments account for fourteen percent of consumer payments.

Speaker 12 (02:13:09):
Oh okay, and sixty seven percent of people are doing it. Yeah,
that equals seventy eight percent.

Speaker 2 (02:13:15):
That's right, and you get ten million.

Speaker 8 (02:13:17):
No, you're mixing. That's seventy eight percent. So that's a
fairly significant number of transactions are taking place now with
credit cards.

Speaker 6 (02:13:27):
Yes, most people are still using cash too.

Speaker 2 (02:13:30):
I mean you can. You can use a credit card
now to buy a coke. I finally gotten to the
point where I try tapping before a shirt. Yeah, how's
it going for you? It's pretty good. I got I
got rid of the car that was giving me trouble,
and they sent me a new one, So that one's
pretty good.

Speaker 12 (02:13:47):
Did you guys ever have the thing I've I never
saw this happen in person where you went to charge
something in the eighties or something and the guard failed
and so they cut it up right in front of you.

Speaker 2 (02:13:56):
Yes, that was the thing. That was the thing for
a while. Oh yeah, I can't believe they would get
tom They would get this book. They had a book
and they looked up your number and this says we
have to take your card and they would snip it.

Speaker 8 (02:14:11):
Was also the the ATM machine, and I know the
M stands for machine. They would eat your card, they
keep it, they'd keep it. Yeah, that was always an accident.

Speaker 2 (02:14:22):
That was a big problem when they first started fort
to take it out ry cash.

Speaker 6 (02:14:26):
That's why now they have you have to take your
card before you can get your cash.

Speaker 8 (02:14:30):
Ye now, oh well, coming up, we're going to talk
with comedian Billy Gardell, a great actor, great comedian. Billy's
got some gigs coming up. We're gonna talk about that.
Speaking of gigs, coming up, the big one this Saturday
night in Lima, Ohio, Huge is Pat Godwin with Josh
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Events Center, Lima, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (02:14:53):
Check that one out. Where do you get the tickets? Path.
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Speaker 8 (02:14:59):
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Yes, would you like to see them?

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Speaker 12 (02:15:06):
Uh, I'll take your word for it, all right. I
uh are you constantly on your feet all day?

Speaker 2 (02:15:12):
Yeah? No, you know what?

Speaker 11 (02:15:16):
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Yeah, No, audiences are divided, people are on there, people
come back paying. Chances are it's your foundation, Am I right?

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You're exactly right. A lot of people go, oh, my
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Speaker 8 (02:17:56):
Coming up, we're a talk with the great comedian and
actor Billy Garde. We're in the Rally Autoparts Studios. This
is the Bob and Tom Show.

Speaker 2 (02:18:06):
the Silac Insurance News desk.

Speaker 6 (02:18:12):
Hello, Chick McGee.

Speaker 2 (02:18:13):
Hello, there's Pat Godwin.

Speaker 9 (02:18:15):
Chick.

Speaker 2 (02:18:15):
Hello, there's Josh Arnold.

Speaker 12 (02:18:17):
I just had half half an apple fritter and I've
never been happy because I.

Speaker 2 (02:18:23):
Took that was out of it. There's A's Cosby. I'm
Chick McGee at the Price Pick Sports Desk, And let's
go to Celebrity Corner with our own man about Hollywood.
It's Tom gris Well, Tom, what's going on this morning?

Speaker 10 (02:18:35):
Well?

Speaker 8 (02:18:36):
I think, uh electronically, look at that handsome guy I
don't recognize.

Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
Is that Robert Culp? Oh you yeah? Oh man? We
could do I spy. Well, I guess we've got a Cosby.

Speaker 9 (02:18:53):
I was thinking more like we could reboot The Rockford Files.

Speaker 8 (02:18:58):
That is the voice of act your comedian Billy Gardell.
No mustache, no mustache.

Speaker 2 (02:19:05):
No.

Speaker 9 (02:19:05):
After Bob Hart's Abashola ended, I had had that mustache
for about five years. And the day it ended, when
I came home, my wife goes, Okay, get rid of
the cactus. I've hugged it long enough. I was informed
that I would be shaving that as soon.

Speaker 8 (02:19:21):
As I are you home right now?

Speaker 9 (02:19:25):
I am, sir, I am in my house, and good morning,
to all of you, and thank you for having me on.
As always, I really appreciate it so well.

Speaker 8 (02:19:31):
The thank you for being with us. We love you.
Now I know that the tour is about to start.
Have you named your tour?

Speaker 9 (02:19:37):
Yeah, it's called the Less is More Tour. To get there,
I had to write the jokes first. Apparently I'm from
the old school. You actually write the material, then you
actually perform the material, present the material. It's a crazy thing.
So yeah, and it kind of plays in two ways.
One obviously my weight loss transformation and I and I

(02:20:01):
talk about that a lot on stage, but it also
has to do with the fact we need to slow down.
In my opinion, we cannot walk around this earth without
being plugged in, tethered in filmed camera. And I've been
trying to pass the message on to the younger generation
that you need to you need to experience things with
your eyes, your ears, and your heart once in a

(02:20:22):
while and just with those things just for you, and
you got to take a minute to pump the brakes.
And I kind of got that from talking to my
son who's twenty two, and you know, they're you know, I,
like I said, I root for these kids. I don't
rip on them. I think that's low hanging fruit and
easy to be. The crotchety old guy on lawn was
a kid.

Speaker 2 (02:20:40):
Shut up.

Speaker 9 (02:20:41):
Yeah, these kids are going through I mean they're going
through the regular freak out we did when we grew up,
which is who am I going to be? Is anybody
gonna love me? Am I ever going to have a
place to live? What's my place in the world? Then
you had social media, then you had the state of
the world. I think these kids need to know there's
an adult rooting for them, So I kind of come
at it from that billy.

Speaker 12 (02:21:00):
There's a new study out I was reading about yesterday
that showed they interviewed a bunch of children and they
asked them what they want to do most and what
they most longed for, and they said they want to
play outside without any supervision with their friends. WHI yeah,
exactly what we all used to do.

Speaker 9 (02:21:15):
And we were gifted with the last great childhood. Man,
we really were, especially if you're gen X, you were
gifted with the last great childhood. And I think that's
important and I think we don't talk enough about. You know,
when COVID hit and there were lockdowns and look, shut up.
No one knows, no one knew how to do it.
We did the best we could. Shut up, you don't know,

(02:21:37):
shut up, tired, and everybody, well, you know, we're shoot
it doc boy. Yeah, it's easy to look at it now,
but the fact of two years in the house with
these kids trapped on their screens, and you know the
horrible way these algorithms take their brains over. You know, look,
we're adults, and this thing melts our brain. You can't

(02:21:58):
imagine what it's done to our kids. So, you know,
I just try to reach out in that way for
my you know, I've started to. I've got four kids
doing my whatever you call it, the Instagram, whatever the
hell all that is. I'm from Earth one. I listened
to the radio to record or whatever. I got to
do this to connect. But I just think I tell

(02:22:20):
my son and his friends, you know, if you have
to use these things, use them as commerce for your art.
Like my son's a film student. He wants to do that. Okay,
do that, but don't put it down, put it away
for a little bit. You've got to be able to
take breaks from this thing. I honestly think that if
social media would have hit ten X. I don't think
it would have been as big because we would have
been like, that's great, dude, I'm going to the concert tonight.

(02:22:42):
I look at it Sunday. But it hit a generation
that I think we overcompensated. You know, we raised the
generation of housecats because we were fairal and no one
was watching us, so we overcompensated. And I think it
just hit a very sensitive generation and the world is
ko and I just I like to be a place
marker to go. Now there's an adult at the table

(02:23:04):
rooting for you. If you've got a question, ask and
here's how we got through.

Speaker 2 (02:23:07):
That's good. We're speaking with Billy Gardell.

Speaker 8 (02:23:09):
Have you ever to go to a concert and the
guy in front of you the entire concerts taping it
on his phone and holding it up.

Speaker 9 (02:23:16):
It is what thank you? It is one of my
greatest pet peeves. I'm like, dude, can you just be here?
And by the way, no one's looking at your phone.
You're not going to show anybody that you paid for
all the extra gig or whatever the hell they're called.
No one's watching that. Shut up, Just enjoy the show.
Let's be here together. Man's and That's one of the
reasons I love live entertainment and stand up and music.

(02:23:40):
There really are last two vestiges because the movies are dead,
and it's that last place where we all decide to
take that journey together communally, and that's important. And I
hate that the kids missed out on the movies. I mean,
that was the greatest escape, and you had to be
reflective and we all agreed to go into a dark
room and the lights go down and it's either gonna suck,

(02:24:01):
or it's gonna make us cry, or it's gonna make
us laugh, but it's gonna make us think and experience,
and we're going to do that with other people. And
it just saddens me, you know. I hear all this
this chatter on the internet about this generation doesn't like
that generation. I have a solution. If you really want
us Gen xers to go away, here's my give us
the mall's back. Yeah, and here's my thing. We make

(02:24:25):
the second floor two bedroom apartments right then downstairs, we're
gonna need an arcade. We're gonna need a record store,
We're gonna need a Spencer's Gifts, an Orange Julius, and
a movie theater. And you make Macy's an urgent care.
We'll never get.

Speaker 11 (02:24:41):
That is.

Speaker 2 (02:24:43):
A profound yeah and brilliant idea. And it's sort of
happening in a couple of places. We're speaking what's again
with Billy Gardelle. Billy has mounted his tour and it's
going to begin in Thousand Oaks, California at the Genet
and Racier four Theater coming up November twenty eighth. You're
going to be all over the place. You're going to

(02:25:04):
be heading to Rapid City, Sioux Falls, lots of Iowa City,
going all over there. They got you booked through May.
Are you aware of this?

Speaker 9 (02:25:14):
Yeah, yeah, I am, and I you know, I I
unfortunately learned a valuable lesson and realized my age about
two weeks ago. I think sometimes you think you're a
thirty year old comic when you're on the road, and
I am not. I am no lunger.

Speaker 2 (02:25:29):
And I was.

Speaker 9 (02:25:30):
I got sick and I thought it was a cold.
So I was doing the road comic thing, you know,
start eating vitamin C and zycam and DayQuil, and turns
out I had pneumonia. Here's what I don't suggest doing
five shows with pneumonia and then going to a Steelers game. Yes,
and so it put me in the hospital for a

(02:25:50):
little bit because my heart went into a fib I've
never had that happen. That's the chapter fifty. The warranties
just start running out and stuff start busting. But so
they got me all straightened out. But I'm on beta
blockers now and for the next sixty days. I got
to take these things. And my wife bought me this
stupid Apple watch. I can monitor my heartbeat and I

(02:26:12):
hate that. I'm an analog guy. And the way she
tricked me into it was she goes, well, you can
put snoopy on the front. You like snoopy?

Speaker 2 (02:26:21):
Yeah, yeah, I had one of those. I got sick
of my watch. Then get up and walk around.

Speaker 9 (02:26:25):
Yeah, it doesn't read the same time. Whenever I see
it saying it's time to stand, I go, shut up.
Don't tell me what.

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
You mentioned. Your son, who's twenty two, will Thanksgiving be
at your place this year?

Speaker 9 (02:26:41):
Yes, sir, I'm very, very excited. He's got a girlfriend
and they're about six months in. And I know it's
going good because I don't hear from him unless he
needs a debit card charged up and so she's coming
home to our house for Thanksgiving and we get to
have My wife is just giddy and so in mine.
We really like her. But I told her we all

(02:27:04):
got to play our best part so she doesn't think
we're crazy and we don't run her off. We gotta
we got to ease her in, you know what I mean.
So we're excited she's coming to visit for the holidays.
And like he was one of those kids at drove
late too, you know what I mean, Like for drive
like twenty two, like last year he started driving amazingly
around the time he got a girlfriend. Before that, I'll

(02:27:27):
take the train, and you get a girlfriend, I need
a car. Yeah, got at work. They don't really want
to ride the bus with you. You gotta get it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:27:38):
I have a technical suggestion for you, sir. When it's
time to take a photograph of the group at Thanksgiving,
figure out a delicate way to make sure you get
one without her, just in case the.

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
Girlfriend isn't around later on.

Speaker 8 (02:27:53):
Hey, just speaking from experience.

Speaker 9 (02:27:56):
That's like it's like when you first start dating someone,
you don't play all your music around them because you
don't want to ruin any albums. Just yes, Springsteen.

Speaker 2 (02:28:08):
Yeah, I missed the mixtapeh those were the days.

Speaker 9 (02:28:12):
The mixtape was a true sign of love. It told stories,
it painted pictures. Man, it was so thoughtful and I
used to love making those.

Speaker 2 (02:28:20):
In my era, you'd go to the apartment and start
rifling through the albums.

Speaker 9 (02:28:24):
How about that? And I still I have my vinyl
collection with me. In fact, I have one room in
my house because after twenty five years of marriage, if
you've been a decent husband, they give you a play
room for all your stuff. In here, it's like Indiana
Jones's dad's office. There's records and I don't know. I'm
not going into the future with everybody. I've made the decision.

(02:28:46):
I wish everybody well. Good luck with the robots, I
ain't going.

Speaker 8 (02:28:49):
Yeah, we're speaking with Billy Gardell, Mike and Molly was
and is one of my favorite shows of all time.

Speaker 9 (02:28:55):
I so appreciate that you always champion.

Speaker 8 (02:28:57):
Do you do you ever stumble upon an episode ago?
I think I'm going to watch this one. Is there
one that if you if you happen on it, you go.
I've got to watch this one one more time. Because
the other guys in the cast were amazing, and the
ladies are written there. They're terrific. That's a great cast.
Is there one that you just love?

Speaker 9 (02:29:13):
Honestly? I love them all. I still watch it. We
all talk about that. We get together for lunch once
a month, the Mike and Molly gang, Melissa and Reno
and Rondie and Lou and the whole gang gets together,
and you know, it's gone from hey, what's next in
our career and how do we make the show better?
To hey, what can't you eat? What hurts some of you?

Speaker 2 (02:29:33):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 9 (02:29:34):
Conversations are, but we all have that affinity for that time.
We all still watch the episodes. They really hold up,
and I honestly believe we made a classic TV show.
That one Bob arts was good, but Mike and Molly.
I believe that was one of those classics. And I
love watching I always. It always gives me a kick.
I used to watch them when we were filming. I
watch it like game tape, like okay, you could do

(02:29:56):
that better. That entrance was good, but you could have
done this better. But I always it's always baffled me
if people get into television or the movies and they're
like I don't watch my work. Well, why are you
doing that? Why exactly did you get involved? I don't understand.
So I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan
of those people, and it brings back so many warm
memories when I watch that show and you remember what

(02:30:18):
was going on backstage or who was messing with who,
because we always tried to break each other up, and
there was a genuine love in that cast. I mean
we all still hang out, which is really nice.

Speaker 2 (02:30:26):
Yeah. My favorite episode, by the way, is the one
in which the book is getting published and the uh
the publisher has the water that's presented in the water
of the bottled water is in a globe and it's
not exactly clear how you can actually access the water.

Speaker 9 (02:30:44):
Oh and she was brilliant with that too, because when
they handed it to her, they at the beginning they
were trying to show her how to open it, and
she's like, no, don't don't tell me how to She goes,
I want to struggle with it on camera and spill
it all over myself, and it just became a great scene. Yeah,
it's a typical literary Hollywood agent. I'm like, who hands
anybody a ball of water?

Speaker 8 (02:31:04):
We're speaking with Billy Gardell and he's got the big
tour mounting soon and a big Thanksgiving coming up at
his place.

Speaker 2 (02:31:15):
Do you do any of the cooking or is that
assigned to helpers.

Speaker 9 (02:31:18):
Yeah, we have a big routine out here. We usually
have about twenty twenty five people. And I love Thanksgiving
because it's the holiday of gratitude and it's kind of
the family that you make and we take in a
few strays and there's a few family members and I
do the turkeys, and my wife and my buddy John,
they're in the kitchen and they handle all the sides

(02:31:38):
and we have a real routine yet here, without fail,
is what my wife will do. Now, I've been doing
this Thanksgiving for twenty three years, okay, and most of
the people have been with us that entire time. No
one has ever gotten sick in my house after But
every time it'll be in that highlight moment where you're
bringing the turkeys in. I cook two turkeys, a smoke,

(02:32:00):
bring them in, put them on a table. Without fail,
my wife for twenty three years will go is that cooked? Cook?
And it took me about twenty two years to not
bite and just.

Speaker 2 (02:32:14):
Go Yeah, ye, well, I'm sure. I'm sure it's delicious. Uh,
Billy Gardell, thank you so much, sir, uh and.

Speaker 9 (02:32:25):
I love you guys, thank you so much for your
support of alloys. And I hope you guys have a
beautiful holiday.

Speaker 4 (02:32:31):
Beautiful, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:32:32):
Billy, love great.

Speaker 8 (02:32:33):
Billy looking very handsome too, by the way.

Speaker 6 (02:32:36):
You've always been handsome. He's really handsome now, yeah he does,
Robert Robert, they're not absolutely yes.

Speaker 2 (02:32:44):
Now, who would play if they brought back I Spy
well in the movie Kevin Hard Oh, there you'll cause
me there you go that you have to be Yeah, yeah,
if you if.

Speaker 8 (02:32:57):
Ever, I love the music to I Spy.

Speaker 2 (02:33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:33:00):
It was Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy who did the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:33:03):
Yeah.

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Speaker 8 (02:35:50):
Backs up one of the news stories we had recently.
It comes to us from Deborah. Deborah kind enough to write,
I live in Islamarata, Florida.

Speaker 2 (02:36:00):
One of my favorite places on Earth. Where is that exactly?

Speaker 6 (02:36:02):
It's between Miami and Key West, Closer to Key West.

Speaker 8 (02:36:06):
About an hour, she writes. Last year, I was having
lunch with some friends from Texas. We were eating at
an outdoor restaurant. I heard a PLoP behind me, followed
by a lady screaming and iguana had fallen into her salad. Oh,
it was a huge iguana. I think the lady crapped

(02:36:26):
her pants. Well, thank you, Deborah. We had iguanas in
the Newsture.

Speaker 2 (02:36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:36:32):
They they fall from the trees and they're not dead though, No.

Speaker 6 (02:36:36):
They're just done a little bit. They have a little
bike if you.

Speaker 2 (02:36:39):
Come across one.

Speaker 8 (02:36:41):
I think that the temperatures are recovering as we speak
in Florida after that cold snap just a couple of
days ago. But that would be quite shocking if you
weren't expecting an iguana to land in your side. I think, yeah,
I'd be a fellow crappy in the pants department. I
suppose we should get to a little bit of history
if we have time.

Speaker 17 (02:37:00):
Okay, today history remember.

Speaker 2 (02:37:06):
One three born in eighteen fifty Robert Lewis Stevenson. Oh
he's good. Yea Treasure Island the.

Speaker 8 (02:37:15):
RLS responsible for. Was there an ax in the spot
where the treasure was? That standard in the sand? I
have have to admit I've never read Treasure Island.

Speaker 2 (02:37:25):
Cook. I took a spray paint.

Speaker 8 (02:37:28):
Happy birthday, Whoopy Goldberg Karen Good actress, Yeah, stage name.
She started literally and you think I'm kidding. She started
calling herself Whoopy Cushion, and then uh, which is hilarious,
my gosh, and then and then ended up taking her
last name I believe from a woman whose house she
was cleaning. Oh uh yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (02:37:52):
Does she have the egot? I think she does. Tony,
I think so.

Speaker 8 (02:38:00):
I mean you can get a Grammy for spoken word.
Maybe she got it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:02):
For that Happy Birthday Steves on risk of him one
of those actors. You go, yeah, that guy saving celver
room was pretty good, terrific. Stee what you're saying. He
lives in a farm somewhere Tennessee.

Speaker 6 (02:38:15):
I just saw a movie he's starring in with his
daughter at a film festival and it was very well done,
very cute. I don't know if it's gotten big distribution yet,
but I'll keep my eyes.

Speaker 8 (02:38:26):
Speaking of movies, Fantasia Disney's Fantasia released from the State
in nineteen forty.

Speaker 12 (02:38:31):
I remember as a kid right over my head board,
and then I watched it as like a twenty something.

Speaker 2 (02:38:36):
And went, oh, no, this is pretty cool. What were
you high?

Speaker 12 (02:38:39):
No, that was It was when Fantasias two thousand came
out and I watched both of them.

Speaker 2 (02:38:44):
But Christie's right, that was a thing.

Speaker 12 (02:38:46):
Yeah, people would they would, Yeah, that was yeah, mushrooms
or something.

Speaker 2 (02:38:50):
To watch it, right, have hands or whatever? The hello.

Speaker 6 (02:38:55):
And well Disney World. It's also one of the air
conditioned things. You could go in and watch the Fantasta.

Speaker 7 (02:39:00):
You thing.

Speaker 6 (02:39:00):
You probably never did that, did you? No Fantasia movie?

Speaker 2 (02:39:03):
Oh you were at the President's Hall of fame or
that's my one of my favorite presidents. I may go
there this weekend now.

Speaker 8 (02:39:11):
In nineteen eighty, the Voyager one sent the first close
up photographs of Saturn V. Of course the really ones
you were waiting for, those close ups of uranus naturally,
naturally it was, of course, how about this one? This
is for This is a tough one. What do you
guys will get this though?

Speaker 2 (02:39:32):
Nineteen seventy nine, what NBA player broke his first backboard? Oh, Dawkins, Yes,
that chocolate thunder. Yeah, very good, Darryl da nineteen eighty
seven in the UK, the first condom commercial aired. Oh
was that one of the one that was glowing the
dark or something? Remember that? And it would disappear and

(02:39:54):
then reappear. I just remember the one that was. I
think Queen Elizabeth what oh sure, yeah, yeah, Hi, I'm hi,
I'm your queen for condomy. Yeah, I remember that. You
use one of these, we wouldn't have had android cor die.
Remember leave the weapon, one of the leath the weapons.

Speaker 12 (02:40:12):
They're all excited for Danny Glover's daughter to be in
a commercial, and they're all sitting around waiting and it
comes on.

Speaker 2 (02:40:17):
It's a condom crush. He's more.

Speaker 8 (02:40:21):
Uh, this is an obscure one. I think chick will
get it for sure. I'll try this on you, Josh Yes.
Nineteen ninety nine Prints, Garth Brooks appears on Saturday Night Live.
His musical guest is Chris Gaines Very Good, which was himself.

Speaker 2 (02:40:39):
That was his alter ego. What was that all about? Ego?

Speaker 8 (02:40:45):
They had a movie playing all kinds.

Speaker 2 (02:40:48):
It was weird.

Speaker 8 (02:40:49):
Yeah, it was very weird. I don't think it's considered
a success. He released an album as a kind of
a character. On an important note for me, my favorite
of these of the series. In nineteen ninety nine, Toy
Story two premiered, and they just released a couple of
days ago the trailer for Toy Story five.

Speaker 2 (02:41:11):
So I missed three and four. I think they're both good.
They're both good, but two is to me is the best.
That's right.

Speaker 6 (02:41:17):
It goes off to college.

Speaker 8 (02:41:19):
Its right off with Paddington too. It's got the incredibly
sad song.

Speaker 2 (02:41:23):
Three is the college one?

Speaker 6 (02:41:24):
Oh? Okay, So I have seen three?

Speaker 2 (02:41:26):
Which one is it where mister and missus Potato had
hold hands that they go into the furnace. That's three
three three? Yeah, and it has been said there was
a time no longer that Josh resembled one of the
characters from Toy Story two.

Speaker 8 (02:41:41):
Oh yeah, the owl was it?

Speaker 2 (02:41:43):
Al Yeah, the toy store owner.

Speaker 8 (02:41:45):
Yeah yeah, when you had a different no beard and
a different haircut, you you'd resembled that guy.

Speaker 2 (02:41:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:41:49):
Yeah, I was bigger than yeah to a degree. Yeah yeah,
I'm not no, i'd look like him. Yeah, but I
highly recommend that movie.

Speaker 2 (02:41:56):
It's it's terrific. And uh. Lastly, on this date and
seventy eight, Aerosmith began their first.

Speaker 8 (02:42:03):
Tour after rehab. Oh wow, rehab one.

Speaker 2 (02:42:06):
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