September 26, 2024 • 27 mins
Kamala Harris refers to Old Testament scripture, Ecclesiastes, as Ecclesiastics. After Kamala Harris’ gaffe of the Bible book, we decide to create a fake punk name through AI and see the results. Meanwhile, police in Switzerland make multiple arrests after a after woman dies in a 'suicide pod'.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Can I do man?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If I would have come into any into this beside
the Florida Man thing with any song, I think it'd
be a jukebox hero maybe did you guys hear about this?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This floor? So these dudes got into a fight over
the jukebox.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What was playing on a jukebox? And this dude ended
up getting shot. So a Florida man was shot dead
after he got into a dispute over a jukebox song.
And it was adding Mexican restaurant and I love how
they're like.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It turned violent.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It was in Fort Lauderdale early Monday morning. It was
an argument over a jukebox song and the dispute gan.
The dispute began at this restaurant when one man began
commenting on another person's music selection. To authorities said, uh
marrow bonilla. He said to WSV and TV quote, I
heard there was two guys and they got into an
(01:09):
argument because why he sounds like he's from Jersey Because
one of them played a song in the jukebox and
the other guy was kind of ticked off, and he
goes the guy who got in Sulta pulled his weapon
and started shooting.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
The other guy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
They actually wrote it fanatically as he said it. Uh
they So the guy drew his weapon first and the
other So one of them played a song on the machine,
and the other guy was mad and said, you're not
a real Mexican if you play that burp music is
what he said, which then made me stop and go, well,
how can what is not real Mexican?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like if if he played what did he play that?
He got accused of not being a real Mexican. Yeah,
like Caine, you're white adjacent, so it's true. You know,
Like what what would somebody play in a Mexican restaurant
that would make you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Go if that's you're not a real Mexican? What how
does that work?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't know anything but despasita anything.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Don't have Joe Biden go there. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
The guy was shot and killed was a fifty four
year old. The other guy was taken into custody and man,
they had just out of all the stories. A fluoraaman
wearing an ankle monitor tried kidnapping attempts at kidnapping in
a Walmart parking lot, spotted when legs were flailing out
the truck. According to the Affidavid the je Marcos Perez,
(02:28):
he tried to kidnap a woman in Orlando and he
had an akle monitor on and it was four thirty
pm Monday, and he tried to put her in the
trunk of the car and he was threatening to kill her,
and witnesses said that she watched, she turned and looked
as the victim's legs were flailing out of the trunk.
They did get and they saved the woman and they
got her. He's going to court now, obviously he's in prison.
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them Dana sent you. Welcome back to the program. Dana
lash with you do you guys? What's your favorite Kain?
What's your favorite book of the Bible?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
M hmm, man, that's a tough one because I do
like Psalms. You go back to that one a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
For the Psalms.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, pissom so I think it'd be Psalms. There's a
lot of books there and a lot of things to
pull from. M.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm partial to Ephesians.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But what about those Ecclesiastics. Huh, you know the book
about the ecclesiastic people. Oh wait a minute, that's just
I apparently that's what Kamala Harris that she thinks that
that's Old Testament scripture.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm not kidding. Audio sound bite one.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know, there's a time for patients, and there's a
time for impatients. That's not an Ecclesiastics, but swapscript for
a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mayor the Ecclesiastics, you know, remember when they got I
feel like I say this a lot. Do you remember
when do you remember when they got mad at Trump
for what did he say?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Two Corinthians? Is that what he said?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's not one but two Corinthians something like that, right?
Or two Timothy? And said he said to Timothy it
was was it that it was one of them? I
don't remember it was one of them?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And the last the left was can you believe Trump
doesn't know this biblical? But he doesn't know this book
of the Bible?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And they just lost their minds? What about the ecclesiastic people?
I mean, that's it's it's goofy, right, And it just
goes to show you that she yes, you know the Ecclesiastics.
That actually sounds like a great theological punk band name
(05:31):
where they take It's like they take the Book of
Psalms and they turn it into punk songs and their
first album is called Punk Psalms.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh, we're just writing it right here in air. That'd
be great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The last X.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ecclesiastics, that's right.
Oh my gosh, that actually would be How is that
not a punk band? That actually would be really great.
I can see them opening up. I can see them
playing like the Vatican, you know, you like, go out
there and see Peter, we are the Ecclesiastics for.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can see it. Man, I would totally go to
that show. Wouldn't you go to that show?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's just all psalms punk style that actually I want
to do it. I mean I know enough power chords
and I can play rhythm guitar poorly enough that I
could be a punk.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I could be a punk guitarist. I can do it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And the next book in the Bible Song of Solomon, right,
So that's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The second album.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, follow up and then in the style of Paranoid Android,
just have a character, just have a song called Solomon.
It's Ecclesiastics. Sounds great, doesn't it. It's a great that's
a great idea. I can't believe no one's done that yet.
So she actually she didn't come up with that idea,
but anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It's like thatonics or what was the Pentatonics.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I liked them for like five seconds and then I
was like, Okay, I'm done with it. I can only
take so much, you know, Like there's certain types of
music that for five seconds, I'm like, this is the greatest,
and then it's too much.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I revisit during the holidays.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Really I don't like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's usually in playlists and it pops up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't like it. I mean, I don't not I
don't dislike it. I just it's not my jam. I
like the Old Crew.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's not my jam. But I'll run across it during
the holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
When we were when I was a little kid. I
have no idea how we got on the subject. When
I was a little kid, my mom would they would
put her and my stepdad would have uh he because
he was uh he had a record player.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He was a vinyl is a vinyl person, and he
would uh play all kinds of like old Christmas music
on these albums, these vinyl albums and so and we
and that's how you decorate the tree and all that stuff.
And so now I have to have that music around Christmas,
you know what I mean. Yeah, Ecclesiastics. Can you imagine
the Ecclesiastics Christmas punk? That's amazing, like a way in
(07:57):
a manger, but punk style that's so cool, like like
a really fast drum. Oh my gosh, Like I'm already
like imagining it in my head. And guess and you
wouldn't have to pay royalties because it's kind of like
considered American standard, right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Dude, for reels.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I can't believe that hasn't been done trademark copyright. Right now,
I'm saying I've got guitars. I mean, I can play
you know, I can make it at least one part
of it happened. I could play drums poorly enough where
I could put those tracks down. Can't play bass to
save my life unless it's like, you know, three three chords.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That's about it. But there you go. Where are we going?
That's okay?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The clat you guys would buy that album, I feel
like I feel like you would. Can you imagine, Oh
my gosh, and you could?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh, I'm just I need to stop because I'm like
going on and on and on. Can we just like
do air guitar and like we're coming in with a
little Metallica we're in a very musical mood right now.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's Thursday. We're coming in towards the end of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And also we were playing on Kamala Harris's Ecclesiastic Blunder
Blunder and I had an idea for a theological punk
band that covers psalms right, and so kne ran it
through a I and it's actually it's not bad.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Give it a you got it. We got it. Yeah,
we can totally play it. This is our Oh you're
playing it? Okay, cats turn up. It's the Ecclesiastic covering songs. Wait,
wait till.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It's not bad, say I.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's a big that's actually it's actually not bad. It's
actually not bad.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I didn't think I could do.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I really wanted to hate it. I wanted to hate
it so bad. I was always prejudiced against it. I am,
I am technologically prejudiced, and so I was already prejudiced
against it. And it actually is is not bad. It's
actually pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And apparently AI improves itself like when you you sort
of edit the type of style. Like remember we had
first iterations of these songs and they were more like
like Irish punk sort of.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It was like it was like you had a bunch
of people in an Irish pub who decided to set
down their guinness and then knock out a banger.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's what it, you know, and then this like that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Then it sort of morphed into what we're hearing now,
and I think there's even more generation.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It sounded almost it got into shanty territory.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It did just a wee bit. The Ecclesiastics, I like,
I would see them. I would go to a dive
bar where there's probably not doors on the stalls in
the women's room. I would go there and watch that band. Yeah,
so I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We could do it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I mean we were talking about how I mean, I
play instruments. I can play rhythm guitar poorly. I can
play drums. I could you know, knock out something crude
and you know, you know, could like like an opening
act and a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I could do that.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But you know, we were in it through AI for
the purpose of time. And it's actually not bad, not
bad at all.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I've heard worse, I mean, and I love it even
more because it's ours. So I don't know. I feel like,
uh yeah, that's that's what I love it. Can you
play it again? Will you play it again? Please? I
really like this song. It's the Ecclesiastics.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
How theological punk band?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Can they just say things like e in a context
that's cooler? It's actually not bad. It's not bad. It's
a little bit a little bit upbeat for me. But
oh that's so good? Did I would? I would see them.
(12:25):
It's a jam, man, that's a jam. Hey, Steve so
does that slap? Does sound like a sea shanty a
little bit though? See it is a little sea shanty ish.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Although when we're talking about Ecclesiastics, I thought it sounds
that sounded like something you majored in college.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, I mean yes and no. But but so Kamala
Harrison is strong. Can we play her thing or her
thing real quick? It's real short. She was trying, I
don't know what she was trying to say, Ecclesiastes, and
she got the name of the she got the book wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Listen, you know there's a time for patients, and there's
a time frame patients that's not in Ecclesiastics, but.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Sets your ecclesiastics.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
She knows that Kamala Harris just referenced our punk band.
That's right, So yeah, thanks Kamala. I actually now, I
mean it's I I'm going to actually take this to
the nth degree because I'm really I actually like it.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So the Court's block Ken Paxton's appeal.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
They're going to have a gun ban at the State
Fair of Texas, which is in one of the most
peaceful and least crime affected areas in all of the
United States of America, particularly Texas. There's no crime at
all whatsoever that ever happens in Arlington, Texas. There's never
been any crime that's ever happened at the State Fair
of Texas. And I'm sure that they have more than
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(14:51):
the drug dealers that don't exist and are prevalent in
the area when people go and are disarmed. So go
and eat your giant meat on a stick. Don't get shot.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Thing you said was false?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Maybe is it? Is it fake news or is it not?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Nobody knows O they Yeah, the State Court of Appeals,
so he's taken it all the way up.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Go Paxton.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Also, Colorado tops the United States in cocaine use again,
And honestly, if I had to live next to some
of the dirty hippies that are now like all throughout
Colorado with their pot shops, I'd.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Probably have to use cocaine too.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Marks the second time in three years that Colorado tops
the country and admitted cocaine use. People are just like, yeah,
we're on cocaine. So it makes sense of Venezebelan games
and everything in there. Yeah, six people are hurt and
an explosion from an intentionally set ied as opposed to
an accidentally set ied at a Santa Monica courthouse in California.
(15:43):
You know, you don't accidentally set your IEDs the man.
And this is just the headline over at ABC News,
a story that was probably headlined by the editor, but
it took three people to write five hundred words. The
explosion was around eight forty eight am Wednesday the Santa
Maria Courthouse in Santa Barbara. And it was a I
mean they said it it was an explosion.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's why they got such crazy security at courthouses.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's see China test buyers and intercontinental ballistic missile into
the Pacific Ocean. I'm sure they meant for it to
go into the atmosphere, but it probably just straight the
hell up, just shot into the water because it's China. Also,
Nancy Pelosi's husband and what I'm sure is just a
total coincidence, sold more than five hundred thousand dollars worth
of VISA stock just weeks before the Department of Justice's
(16:28):
antitrust lawsuit. You know, it's just he's got very good instincts,
and I'm sure he doesn't trade on his wife's insider
knowledge at all whatsoever. You know, the guy who was
assaulted in his underwear by another guy who I'm not
a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Was it his boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, but he was a BLM Marxist progressive
anti trust cops also alleged that Visa was forcing financial
tech firms to work with it by threatening to penalize
people who don't like Democrats.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Also, AOC says that.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Eric Adams should resign as New York City may for
the good of the city amid federal probes. You know
who they want to get in, don't you? And we're
going to talk about this. Andrew Cuomo is looking at
his comeback. So who do you want as mayor of
New York City? A guy that maybe is it considered
a bribe or was it treatment? I don't know, do
I care?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Maybe? Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But would you rather have that guy in office that
took some money from Turkey? Or the guy who killed
all your grandparents with his policies? Don't I mean literally
killed him? He took his policies, fashioned them into a
stake and stabbed your grandparents in the chest like they
were now speratus. So I don't know, Like, who do
you want in office, Andrew Cuomo? Or do you want
(17:38):
Eric Adams, the guy who helped create all of the
problems that New York is dealing with now? Or Eric
Adams who seems like a less annoying of a Marxist,
not maybe all the way of Marxist, willing to say
some stuff about illegal immigration.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Did he take money from Turkey? Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The only thing, the only difference with Eric Adams and
all the other New York Democrats is Eric Adams was
dumb enough to get caught literally. The only thing, because
all these cats have taken this kind of They've taken upgrades,
they've taken free trips, they've taken hotel stays, literally every
single one of them.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He just got caught. That's the reality of it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
In the spirit of punk bands, have you ever heard
of suicide pod? It's not a punk band. Actually, it's
a way to die, like an actual way to die.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
This is I think these things are terrifying.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So the BBC, the British Broadcasting Company, has a story
of how police in Switzerland made multiple arrests after a
woman reportedly ended her life using a so called suicide pod,
which almost sounds like an XSS song, but that's blonde.
It's apparently the first case of its kind. Okay, So
(18:48):
here's where it gets super weird for me. I am
fascinated by this story. And here's why. When you think
of suicide pod and like going to murk yourself in
a pod, I think that I'm going into this like
matrix type of environment where they have got them all
lined up and you go lay it and you press
a button and it like squirts gas in there. So
(19:10):
this lady she apparently had like I guess, a degenerative
disease or something like that, and she had been sick
for a long time, and I know, I'm not in
support of euthanasia.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She had been sick for a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And the I guess she wanted to go into the
suicide pod.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
So she's sixty four years old, she used it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
She's an American woman. And so she goes to this
place out in the woods in northern Switzerland. So instead
of going into this like matrix type environment, she's literally
out into the woods. They had this pod out in
the forest, and the maker of the Sarco suicide pod,
(19:55):
they said that they wanted her to go under a
canopy of trees.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's designed to allow a person inside to push a
button in Jack's nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber and
then they fall asleep and then suffocate to death in
a matter of minutes. So and if you thought, if
you wanted to know if the guy who made it
looks nuts, he does he Uh. The guy who who
invented it is uh, you know, it looks nut. So
(20:22):
she's not, you know, in the woods in Switzerland in
the space pod and they put it on in the woods.
So she gets in to the space pod or the
suicide pod, and they said, she pressed the button almost
immediately and it took like five minutes. And they said that,
you know, they could see her. She they could tell
when she went unconscious and her muscles were twitching. And
(20:42):
then that said the police showed up and they found
a woman's body in the pot. So I got a
lot of questions also now too, like.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Did they leave her there? Like how did that work?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean, don't you get it out? And also I
know this is this is how my mind works. Please
don't judge me, but you know what the first thing
I thought of and I saw it. There's a picture
of it online and like it's you know, it showed
it open and it showed the guy invented it getting
into it. It does actually look like it looks like
an old taming bed. Yes, but when you get in there.
(21:14):
I'm just saying, not that I supported or ever. Would
you have to know that it's been used before?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Is that weird? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But it's weird though, right. I mean, it's weird that
you're going into a pod to die.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But I think the mindset of people who are wanting
to do this, they're least concerned. They're the concern at
the bottom of their list of concerns would be that
someone else died there, because I would.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Be like, did someone craft pants in here? Like did
they mess themselves in here?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like you know, because they're bought, Like when the body goes,
you lose control of those functions, right, true.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
So it's like, ooh, was it ichy? Like who had
to clean that up? Did they clean it well?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Because can you you're in the pod in your press
the button. Not that I would ever do this or
suggest that you do this, it's horrible, but what if
you noticed like some gunk in it, like oh, they
didn't get the spot and then you're dead.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That sucks. That's a horrible way to go. That's totally
what I would find.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I'm getting in there to die. The fact that it
might have a little gunk in there.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Is probably getting into like a nasty like hobo pod.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That's gross.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That's so I mean, yes, you're getting in the pod
to murk yourself, but shouldn't it be a clean going
you know, it's so weird. I mean, I feel bad
for the lady who thought she had no other choice
and it and they and they said that they put
it out in the woods so she could look at
the trees in the sky, or because it's easier to
hose it off.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't know. Just oh man, it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She she cashed out her life savings and flew to
Switzerland to do this, and I don't know, and it's
it's weird. This whole thing is weird. And now there's
like accusations towards the group. Of course it's called the
Last Resort who they said that the that they wanted
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to they spent her money and wanted it to be
They told her she would need it after she was dead,
and they said that her family's saying that they took
advantage of her. That's one of the accusations. But this
is just all so weird. It's just so weird. And
they said that when you get in it, it it
has a little voice that says, quote, if you want
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to die, press this button. Yeah a gent's France press
got to look at it, and that's what it says.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
If you want to die, press this button.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Is there another button that you just last minute decided
you want to live that you press.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is the cleanliness not up to your standard?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Press this button is the lid locked until you decide
to die or is it?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah? I don't yeah, I guess it seals you up
in there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh, it's just so weird, like you you're I don't know,
but it does also sound like a punk band suicide
pod opening for the Ecclesiastics.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
One disapproves of the other. Hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Steve says, it looks like a bad transformer, emphasis on
trans It does look like a bad like seventies transformer.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It looks like a pager, a giant pager that's out
of the woods, right, be careful because if it's from
uh Taiwan and the Israeli company out there could blow up.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Just saying.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Just saying, I've got I just I am fascinated by
this thing. But that's what it says to you, like
when you get in like preass this button if you
want to die. It's a three D printed capsule and
you get in it and you press the button and
that's it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's horrible. That's just so bad. I mean, and this
woman was sixty, she's young.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're telling me she couldn't get any other you know,
I don't know, I I it's just the whole thing
is weird to me. But they they're trying to call
it the Tesla of ethan Asia.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What a disregard for life.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
This is like mass produced life ending that's horrible and
it's out of Switzerland. Can I also say, you know,
and I love the Swiss, but man, those are some
pretty weird rdic ideas up there. Let's just create a
pod that will murk you like that in minutes and
then they'll have a whole line of them up It's
weird all the like, some of the best horror movies
come from up there.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Just saying they don't say how they dispose of the body.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Do they know?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So does it like open the lid and hope for wolves?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They open the lid and they do hope for wolves.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay, No, I mean, I I don't know if all
of them are like out in nature. But I'm just
I'm I'm a little curious because it looks like it
could lean up and just snoop dump you out.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What if it does that?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What if like trabue chase your dead body out of
the pod. Well, look, if you're marking yourself in a pod,
let's just drop all pretense of you know, taste here,
You're you're marking.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yourself in a pod.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Nobody should be offended if I'm like, does it trade
you share your dead carcass out of it?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I mean, it's all horrible.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Would it's surprise you to find out there are people
lined up to do this? That there is a line.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
That makes me sad that there are people.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That are on there's a waiting list?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
One and twenty people? Apparently there are some one hundred
and twenty applicants hoping to use the machine to end
their lives, according to the Last Resort.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's so sad to me.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I feel like the guy who's doing this, who created
this whole thing is I just think that it's exploitative
and you're preying upon people at like a horrible time
in their lives. And then and it makes me feel
sad that these people don't have a support network. I mean,
the pod is ludicrous, but it, you know, it doesn't
destroy from just the sadness that I feel for people
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who feel like they got to do this.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's just ugh, oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Why does the guy who they call doctor Death, he's
this Australian euth and Asia advocate. Why do these people
always look like freaks? They always look like freaks, do
they not?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
For us?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
In Yeah, they always look like like you know, they
are the villains. You immediately know, up, that's the bad
guy because he looks like the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
He's just they just you know, they gotta look.
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
Can I do man?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
If I would have come into any into this beside
the Florida Man thing with any song, I think it'd
be a jukebox hero maybe did you guys hear about this?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This floor? So these dudes got into a fight over
the jukebox.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
What was playing on a jukebox? And this dude ended
up getting shot. So a Florida man was shot dead
after he got into a dispute over a jukebox song.
And it was adding Mexican restaurant and I love how
they're like.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It turned violent.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It was in Fort Lauderdale early Monday morning. It was
an argument over a jukebox song and the dispute gan.
The dispute began at this restaurant when one man began
commenting on another person's music selection. To authorities said, uh
marrow bonilla. He said to WSV and TV quote, I
heard there was two guys and they got into an
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argument because why he sounds like he's from Jersey Because
one of them played a song in the jukebox and
the other guy was kind of ticked off, and he
goes the guy who got in Sulta pulled his weapon
and started shooting.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
The other guy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
They actually wrote it fanatically as he said it. Uh
they So the guy drew his weapon first and the
other So one of them played a song on the machine,
and the other guy was mad and said, you're not
a real Mexican if you play that burp music is
what he said, which then made me stop and go, well,
how can what is not real Mexican?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like if if he played what did he play that?
He got accused of not being a real Mexican. Yeah,
like Caine, you're white adjacent, so it's true. You know,
Like what what would somebody play in a Mexican restaurant
that would make you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Go if that's you're not a real Mexican? What how
does that work?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't know anything but despasita anything.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Don't have Joe Biden go there. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
The guy was shot and killed was a fifty four
year old. The other guy was taken into custody and man,
they had just out of all the stories. A fluoraaman
wearing an ankle monitor tried kidnapping attempts at kidnapping in
a Walmart parking lot, spotted when legs were flailing out
the truck. According to the Affidavid the je Marcos Perez,
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he tried to kidnap a woman in Orlando and he
had an akle monitor on and it was four thirty
pm Monday, and he tried to put her in the
trunk of the car and he was threatening to kill her,
and witnesses said that she watched, she turned and looked
as the victim's legs were flailing out of the trunk.
They did get and they saved the woman and they
got her. He's going to court now, obviously he's in prison.
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them Dana sent you. Welcome back to the program. Dana
lash with you do you guys? What's your favorite Kain?
What's your favorite book of the Bible?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
M hmm, man, that's a tough one because I do
like Psalms. You go back to that one a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
For the Psalms.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, pissom so I think it'd be Psalms. There's a
lot of books there and a lot of things to
pull from. M.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I'm partial to Ephesians.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
But what about those Ecclesiastics. Huh, you know the book
about the ecclesiastic people. Oh wait a minute, that's just
I apparently that's what Kamala Harris that she thinks that
that's Old Testament scripture.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I'm not kidding. Audio sound bite one.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You know, there's a time for patients, and there's a
time for impatients. That's not an Ecclesiastics, but swapscript for
a minute.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Mayor the Ecclesiastics, you know, remember when they got I
feel like I say this a lot. Do you remember
when do you remember when they got mad at Trump
for what did he say?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Two Corinthians? Is that what he said?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's not one but two Corinthians something like that, right?
Or two Timothy? And said he said to Timothy it
was was it that it was one of them? I
don't remember it was one of them?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
And the last the left was can you believe Trump
doesn't know this biblical? But he doesn't know this book
of the Bible?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And they just lost their minds? What about the ecclesiastic people?
I mean, that's it's it's goofy, right, And it just
goes to show you that she yes, you know the Ecclesiastics.
That actually sounds like a great theological punk band name
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where they take It's like they take the Book of
Psalms and they turn it into punk songs and their
first album is called Punk Psalms.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh, we're just writing it right here in air. That'd
be great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
The last X.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ecclesiastics, that's right.
Oh my gosh, that actually would be How is that
not a punk band? That actually would be really great.
I can see them opening up. I can see them
playing like the Vatican, you know, you like, go out
there and see Peter, we are the Ecclesiastics for.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I can see it. Man, I would totally go to
that show. Wouldn't you go to that show?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's just all psalms punk style that actually I want
to do it. I mean I know enough power chords
and I can play rhythm guitar poorly enough that I
could be a punk.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I could be a punk guitarist. I can do it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
And the next book in the Bible Song of Solomon, right,
So that's.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
The second album.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, follow up and then in the style of Paranoid Android,
just have a character, just have a song called Solomon.
It's Ecclesiastics. Sounds great, doesn't it. It's a great that's
a great idea. I can't believe no one's done that yet.
So she actually she didn't come up with that idea,
but anyway.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It's like thatonics or what was the Pentatonics.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I liked them for like five seconds and then I
was like, Okay, I'm done with it. I can only
take so much, you know, Like there's certain types of
music that for five seconds, I'm like, this is the greatest,
and then it's too much.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I revisit during the holidays.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Really I don't like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's usually in playlists and it pops up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't like it. I mean, I don't not I
don't dislike it. I just it's not my jam. I
like the Old Crew.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's not my jam. But I'll run across it during
the holidays.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
When we were when I was a little kid. I
have no idea how we got on the subject. When
I was a little kid, my mom would they would
put her and my stepdad would have uh he because
he was uh he had a record player.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He was a vinyl is a vinyl person, and he
would uh play all kinds of like old Christmas music
on these albums, these vinyl albums and so and we
and that's how you decorate the tree and all that stuff.
And so now I have to have that music around Christmas,
you know what I mean. Yeah, Ecclesiastics. Can you imagine
the Ecclesiastics Christmas punk? That's amazing, like a way in
(07:57):
a manger, but punk style that's so cool, like like
a really fast drum. Oh my gosh, Like I'm already
like imagining it in my head. And guess and you
wouldn't have to pay royalties because it's kind of like
considered American standard, right.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Dude, for reels.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I can't believe that hasn't been done trademark copyright. Right now,
I'm saying I've got guitars. I mean, I can play
you know, I can make it at least one part
of it happened. I could play drums poorly enough where
I could put those tracks down. Can't play bass to
save my life unless it's like, you know, three three chords.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That's about it. But there you go. Where are we going?
That's okay?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
The clat you guys would buy that album, I feel
like I feel like you would. Can you imagine, Oh
my gosh, and you could?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh, I'm just I need to stop because I'm like
going on and on and on. Can we just like
do air guitar and like we're coming in with a
little Metallica we're in a very musical mood right now.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
It's Thursday. We're coming in towards the end of the week.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
And also we were playing on Kamala Harris's Ecclesiastic Blunder
Blunder and I had an idea for a theological punk
band that covers psalms right, and so kne ran it
through a I and it's actually it's not bad.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Give it a you got it. We got it. Yeah,
we can totally play it. This is our Oh you're
playing it? Okay, cats turn up. It's the Ecclesiastic covering songs. Wait,
wait till.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
It's not bad, say I.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That's a big that's actually it's actually not bad. It's
actually not bad.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I didn't think I could do.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I really wanted to hate it. I wanted to hate
it so bad. I was always prejudiced against it. I am,
I am technologically prejudiced, and so I was already prejudiced
against it. And it actually is is not bad. It's
actually pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
That's uh.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
And apparently AI improves itself like when you you sort
of edit the type of style. Like remember we had
first iterations of these songs and they were more like
like Irish punk sort of.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
It was like it was like you had a bunch
of people in an Irish pub who decided to set
down their guinness and then knock out a banger.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's what it, you know, and then this like that.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Then it sort of morphed into what we're hearing now,
and I think there's even more generation.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
It sounded almost it got into shanty territory.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
It did just a wee bit. The Ecclesiastics, I like,
I would see them. I would go to a dive
bar where there's probably not doors on the stalls in
the women's room. I would go there and watch that band. Yeah,
so I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
We could do it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I mean we were talking about how I mean, I
play instruments. I can play rhythm guitar poorly. I can
play drums. I could you know, knock out something crude
and you know, you know, could like like an opening
act and a dive bar.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I could do that.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But you know, we were in it through AI for
the purpose of time. And it's actually not bad, not
bad at all.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I've heard worse, I mean, and I love it even
more because it's ours. So I don't know. I feel like,
uh yeah, that's that's what I love it. Can you
play it again? Will you play it again? Please? I
really like this song. It's the Ecclesiastics.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
How theological punk band?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Can they just say things like e in a context
that's cooler? It's actually not bad. It's not bad. It's
a little bit a little bit upbeat for me. But
oh that's so good? Did I would? I would see them.
(12:25):
It's a jam, man, that's a jam. Hey, Steve so
does that slap? Does sound like a sea shanty a
little bit though? See it is a little sea shanty ish.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Although when we're talking about Ecclesiastics, I thought it sounds
that sounded like something you majored in college.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, I mean yes and no. But but so Kamala
Harrison is strong. Can we play her thing or her
thing real quick? It's real short. She was trying, I
don't know what she was trying to say, Ecclesiastes, and
she got the name of the she got the book wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Listen, you know there's a time for patients, and there's
a time frame patients that's not in Ecclesiastics, but.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Sets your ecclesiastics.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
She knows that Kamala Harris just referenced our punk band.
That's right, So yeah, thanks Kamala. I actually now, I
mean it's I I'm going to actually take this to
the nth degree because I'm really I actually like it.
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Speaker 2 (14:22):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
So the Court's block Ken Paxton's appeal.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
They're going to have a gun ban at the State
Fair of Texas, which is in one of the most
peaceful and least crime affected areas in all of the
United States of America, particularly Texas. There's no crime at
all whatsoever that ever happens in Arlington, Texas. There's never
been any crime that's ever happened at the State Fair
of Texas. And I'm sure that they have more than
enough resources to keep everyone safe from the gangbangers and
(14:51):
the drug dealers that don't exist and are prevalent in
the area when people go and are disarmed. So go
and eat your giant meat on a stick. Don't get shot.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Thing you said was false?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Maybe is it? Is it fake news or is it not?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Nobody knows O they Yeah, the State Court of Appeals,
so he's taken it all the way up.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Go Paxton.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Also, Colorado tops the United States in cocaine use again,
And honestly, if I had to live next to some
of the dirty hippies that are now like all throughout
Colorado with their pot shops, I'd.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Probably have to use cocaine too.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Marks the second time in three years that Colorado tops
the country and admitted cocaine use. People are just like, yeah,
we're on cocaine. So it makes sense of Venezebelan games
and everything in there. Yeah, six people are hurt and
an explosion from an intentionally set ied as opposed to
an accidentally set ied at a Santa Monica courthouse in California.
(15:43):
You know, you don't accidentally set your IEDs the man.
And this is just the headline over at ABC News,
a story that was probably headlined by the editor, but
it took three people to write five hundred words. The
explosion was around eight forty eight am Wednesday the Santa
Maria Courthouse in Santa Barbara. And it was a I
mean they said it it was an explosion.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's why they got such crazy security at courthouses.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's see China test buyers and intercontinental ballistic missile into
the Pacific Ocean. I'm sure they meant for it to
go into the atmosphere, but it probably just straight the
hell up, just shot into the water because it's China. Also,
Nancy Pelosi's husband and what I'm sure is just a
total coincidence, sold more than five hundred thousand dollars worth
of VISA stock just weeks before the Department of Justice's
(16:28):
antitrust lawsuit. You know, it's just he's got very good instincts,
and I'm sure he doesn't trade on his wife's insider
knowledge at all whatsoever. You know, the guy who was
assaulted in his underwear by another guy who I'm not
a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Was it his boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, but he was a BLM Marxist progressive
anti trust cops also alleged that Visa was forcing financial
tech firms to work with it by threatening to penalize
people who don't like Democrats.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Also, AOC says that.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Eric Adams should resign as New York City may for
the good of the city amid federal probes. You know
who they want to get in, don't you? And we're
going to talk about this. Andrew Cuomo is looking at
his comeback. So who do you want as mayor of
New York City? A guy that maybe is it considered
a bribe or was it treatment? I don't know, do
I care?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Maybe? Maybe not?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
But would you rather have that guy in office that
took some money from Turkey? Or the guy who killed
all your grandparents with his policies? Don't I mean literally
killed him? He took his policies, fashioned them into a
stake and stabbed your grandparents in the chest like they
were now speratus. So I don't know, Like, who do
you want in office, Andrew Cuomo? Or do you want
(17:38):
Eric Adams, the guy who helped create all of the
problems that New York is dealing with now? Or Eric
Adams who seems like a less annoying of a Marxist,
not maybe all the way of Marxist, willing to say
some stuff about illegal immigration.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Did he take money from Turkey? Nah?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The only thing, the only difference with Eric Adams and
all the other New York Democrats is Eric Adams was
dumb enough to get caught literally. The only thing, because
all these cats have taken this kind of They've taken upgrades,
they've taken free trips, they've taken hotel stays, literally every
single one of them.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
He just got caught. That's the reality of it.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
In the spirit of punk bands, have you ever heard
of suicide pod? It's not a punk band. Actually, it's
a way to die, like an actual way to die.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
This is I think these things are terrifying.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
So the BBC, the British Broadcasting Company, has a story
of how police in Switzerland made multiple arrests after a
woman reportedly ended her life using a so called suicide pod,
which almost sounds like an XSS song, but that's blonde.
It's apparently the first case of its kind. Okay, So
(18:48):
here's where it gets super weird for me. I am
fascinated by this story. And here's why. When you think
of suicide pod and like going to murk yourself in
a pod, I think that I'm going into this like
matrix type of environment where they have got them all
lined up and you go lay it and you press
a button and it like squirts gas in there. So
(19:10):
this lady she apparently had like I guess, a degenerative
disease or something like that, and she had been sick
for a long time, and I know, I'm not in
support of euthanasia.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She had been sick for a long time.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And the I guess she wanted to go into the
suicide pod.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
So she's sixty four years old, she used it.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
She's an American woman. And so she goes to this
place out in the woods in northern Switzerland. So instead
of going into this like matrix type environment, she's literally
out into the woods. They had this pod out in
the forest, and the maker of the Sarco suicide pod,
(19:55):
they said that they wanted her to go under a
canopy of trees.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
It was.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It's designed to allow a person inside to push a
button in Jack's nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber and
then they fall asleep and then suffocate to death in
a matter of minutes. So and if you thought, if
you wanted to know if the guy who made it
looks nuts, he does he Uh. The guy who who
invented it is uh, you know, it looks nut. So
(20:22):
she's not, you know, in the woods in Switzerland in
the space pod and they put it on in the woods.
So she gets in to the space pod or the
suicide pod, and they said, she pressed the button almost
immediately and it took like five minutes. And they said that,
you know, they could see her. She they could tell
when she went unconscious and her muscles were twitching. And
(20:42):
then that said the police showed up and they found
a woman's body in the pot. So I got a
lot of questions also now too, like.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Did they leave her there? Like how did that work?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I mean, don't you get it out? And also I
know this is this is how my mind works. Please
don't judge me, but you know what the first thing
I thought of and I saw it. There's a picture
of it online and like it's you know, it showed
it open and it showed the guy invented it getting
into it. It does actually look like it looks like
an old taming bed. Yes, but when you get in there.
(21:14):
I'm just saying, not that I supported or ever. Would
you have to know that it's been used before?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Is that weird? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
But it's weird though, right. I mean, it's weird that
you're going into a pod to die.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
But I think the mindset of people who are wanting
to do this, they're least concerned. They're the concern at
the bottom of their list of concerns would be that
someone else died there, because I would.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Be like, did someone craft pants in here? Like did
they mess themselves in here?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Like you know, because they're bought, Like when the body goes,
you lose control of those functions, right, true.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
So it's like, ooh, was it ichy? Like who had
to clean that up? Did they clean it well?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Because can you you're in the pod in your press
the button. Not that I would ever do this or
suggest that you do this, it's horrible, but what if
you noticed like some gunk in it, like oh, they
didn't get the spot and then you're dead.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That sucks. That's a horrible way to go. That's totally
what I would find.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I'm getting in there to die. The fact that it
might have a little gunk in there.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Is probably getting into like a nasty like hobo pod.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That's gross.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That's so I mean, yes, you're getting in the pod
to murk yourself, but shouldn't it be a clean going
you know, it's so weird. I mean, I feel bad
for the lady who thought she had no other choice
and it and they and they said that they put
it out in the woods so she could look at
the trees in the sky, or because it's easier to
hose it off.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't know. Just oh man, it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
She she cashed out her life savings and flew to
Switzerland to do this, and I don't know, and it's
it's weird. This whole thing is weird. And now there's
like accusations towards the group. Of course it's called the
Last Resort who they said that the that they wanted
(23:14):
to they spent her money and wanted it to be
They told her she would need it after she was dead,
and they said that her family's saying that they took
advantage of her. That's one of the accusations. But this
is just all so weird. It's just so weird. And
they said that when you get in it, it it
has a little voice that says, quote, if you want
(23:35):
to die, press this button. Yeah a gent's France press
got to look at it, and that's what it says.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
If you want to die, press this button.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Is there another button that you just last minute decided
you want to live that you press.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Is the cleanliness not up to your standard?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Press this button is the lid locked until you decide
to die or is it?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah? I don't yeah, I guess it seals you up
in there.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Oh, it's just so weird, like you you're I don't know,
but it does also sound like a punk band suicide
pod opening for the Ecclesiastics.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
One disapproves of the other. Hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Steve says, it looks like a bad transformer, emphasis on
trans It does look like a bad like seventies transformer.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You know.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It looks like a pager, a giant pager that's out
of the woods, right, be careful because if it's from
uh Taiwan and the Israeli company out there could blow up.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Just saying.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Just saying, I've got I just I am fascinated by
this thing. But that's what it says to you, like
when you get in like preass this button if you
want to die. It's a three D printed capsule and
you get in it and you press the button and
that's it.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's horrible. That's just so bad. I mean, and this
woman was sixty, she's young.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're telling me she couldn't get any other you know,
I don't know, I I it's just the whole thing
is weird to me. But they they're trying to call
it the Tesla of ethan Asia.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
What a disregard for life.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
This is like mass produced life ending that's horrible and
it's out of Switzerland. Can I also say, you know,
and I love the Swiss, but man, those are some
pretty weird rdic ideas up there. Let's just create a
pod that will murk you like that in minutes and
then they'll have a whole line of them up It's
weird all the like, some of the best horror movies
come from up there.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Just saying they don't say how they dispose of the body.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Do they know?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So does it like open the lid and hope for wolves?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They open the lid and they do hope for wolves.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Okay, No, I mean, I I don't know if all
of them are like out in nature. But I'm just
I'm I'm a little curious because it looks like it
could lean up and just snoop dump you out.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
What if it does that?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
What if like trabue chase your dead body out of
the pod. Well, look, if you're marking yourself in a pod,
let's just drop all pretense of you know, taste here,
You're you're marking.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yourself in a pod.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Nobody should be offended if I'm like, does it trade
you share your dead carcass out of it?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
I mean, it's all horrible.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Would it's surprise you to find out there are people
lined up to do this? That there is a line.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
That makes me sad that there are people.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
That are on there's a waiting list?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
One and twenty people? Apparently there are some one hundred
and twenty applicants hoping to use the machine to end
their lives, according to the Last Resort.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
That's so sad to me.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I feel like the guy who's doing this, who created
this whole thing is I just think that it's exploitative
and you're preying upon people at like a horrible time
in their lives. And then and it makes me feel
sad that these people don't have a support network. I mean,
the pod is ludicrous, but it, you know, it doesn't
destroy from just the sadness that I feel for people
(27:02):
who feel like they got to do this.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's just ugh, oh goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Why does the guy who they call doctor Death, he's
this Australian euth and Asia advocate. Why do these people
always look like freaks? They always look like freaks, do
they not?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
For us?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
In Yeah, they always look like like you know, they
are the villains. You immediately know, up, that's the bad
guy because he looks like the bad guy.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
He's just they just you know, they gotta look.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
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