Sideshow Episode 238

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, everybody, welcome back to the side show. My
name is Bingo. Oh you're back to just Tony.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You know we've been gone so long I haven't been
able to think of another nickname.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Should have been plenty of time to think, what are
you talking about? My god? All right? So it was
just last week that we skipped though, right, because we
have two weeks? No? Yeah, No, we did the one
before and then skipped the following week.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We were supposed to do the week before and then
you bowed out, and then we were supposed to do
last week and you bowed out again. No, I didn't
bow out.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Did you tripping? You did? You had work stuff?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I ain't tripping, but you know our listeners are.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
How did that? I didn't bow out two weeks in
a row. I thought we did one and skipped one.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, let me see, are you sure? I'm pretty sure?
Twenty ninth?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I think I was twenty ninth. That was like three
weeks ago. Hold up, though, that was the weekend you
were going out of town.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
The fourth you told me you were still doing some
running around. Let's shoot for next Wednesday, okay, which was
this past Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then Wednesday you couldn't do it because you were
going out of town or something, you were busy.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No, you started tripping talking about how late can you come,
and I'm like, man, he ain't interested. I'm out. We're
supposed to schedule that at a decent hour on you know,
on your day off, because I'm catering to you as usual.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Ordering to you as usual.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You're right, you know, ever since you know what, ever,
since day one, I've been catering to you. We need
to change some shit around here because I've been risen
in the pecking order of around here.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Uh you okay, you need to take the rose colored
sunglasses off. I've been kid or the uses you came here.
Oh I can't because my wife Okay, so what day? Okay? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Matter of fact, my wife and I we spoke about
this the other day.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Wife. She was saying, you know, you used to.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Go over there like at seven, eight o'clock at night, right,
And I was like, yo, really yeah, yeah, I mean
those damn them days are long gone now.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, yeah, that's why I'm you know, cater into you
two three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What was that because I was catering to you.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, no, you were catering to this show because I
was the only time that was available. Not me, because
on the days that I was available, you were like, na,
she said, I can.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And then I was, And then I was even thinking
about the days I would take a nap before.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Coming over here. She'd wake me up.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yo, you said to wake you up at seven, you know,
because he's gonna be he gets off at seven, you
meet up at seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I was like, man, messing up your beauty, now
killing your beauty sleep.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I must have felt real guilty for the shit I
did to you back in the day for us not
to talking abre to do that, because I ain't doing
that shit no more.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
He said, the guilt is gone now.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So you.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hey, but you look really skinny, though, dog. I know
when you came out to the door and that I
was like, damn this full look.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, I've actually put on some pounds.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Where your face looks skinny. I don't gone gone.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know if we mentioned I think I put
on like five pounds. I'm like to I'm like two o.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Four Now you're four pounds.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I got down to like one ninety when I
at a time that I checked. I don't know why
I checked. It was for doctor's appointment. I was at
one ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Do you know how much of what i'd give to
be at one night?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You know what I would give to stay hit one
ninety eight, right right?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Shit, even at two o four, I'd be like, shit,
I look.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Good, and you know, and you know I'm gonna let
you out a little secret. I know exactly how I
got to fuck those five six pounds. Okay, dead ass.
About a week ago, my old a brought home a
four pack of set of buns.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You ate them all, No, we eat.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Them by the half, uh, so like we'll split one.
But it was like splitting one every night. And then
there were two nights that she didn't have one, so
I still had my half, so like I had a hole.
So in other words, I ate three of them. Yeah,
I ate three of the No, no, not the.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Two and a half.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, two and a half of the four, damn tony.
And yeah that's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, but you needed that. You were looking a little
you were looking a little emaciated, a little thin.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't think so, no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Just because I'm you know, we're used to seeing each other,
like if I losing weight and you had to see
me in a couple you'd be like, damn, what's wrong
with you? You are right? We didn't go to the doctor.
I'll take the hospital right now, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
The other funny thing is I purchased Hey.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Just so that you know that was your That was
your cue to China is a but you have lost weight?
But again we go ahead. What happened? Son of a bit?
Have you been losing weight? If it finally feels like
I have, I don't know when.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You say feels clothing wise.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
And like health wise, like it. Sometimes I put on
my shirt and my tits are gone, but you know
they're not as big. My belly feels a little smaller.
Now here's the tricky part though, And I know you're
gonna agree with me, and you'll probably agree with me
when we're off the air and out on the air.
But that's okay too. My my belt, uh, it's on

(05:53):
the last hoop and I and I feel like it.
I go on the last hoop really easy now. But
I don't know if my fat ass stretched the leather
and I just need to put an extra loop or
if I actually got to that.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
When you say loop you mean the hole, Yeah, the
little hole. When you say last, you mean the one
right at the end. Yeah, the last one, right at
the end where it starts. So if you held at
the beginning, No, if you held the if you held
the belt by the buckle or look down to be
the last one.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, if you held mother. Wow, I ain't going backwards, bitch,
IM going the other way. Look at that holy ship.
At one point in my life. That's the way I
looked at it though. Yeah, I was chasing the front hole.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I uh, yeah, I had to drill. I had drilled
a hole in my belt, but I had that for
a while minute and I think I have to drill
another one now.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I used to drill them too, but I bought a
I bought a leather working kit that has a where
a whole punch where you can you can do that
instead of there with the drill.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
It might be time just for me to body a
new belt, to be honestly, But but you gotta get
I have to get three of them.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Three belts, yeah, in each color.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, you gotta get a black one, a light brown one,
and a dark brown one.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I'm you don't buy reversible. Once you look like a
reversible belt buyer.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, I back in high school, I had the uh,
the Louis Vatan reversible with Gucci on the other side,
and the buckle even even had the little l V
on one side and and a Gucci on the other.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
That's fucking hilarious. That's that's that um. And you know
what that was. That was like the epitome of the
swamp meat by And now that you think about it,
that was the swamp Meat Buyers or eBay You're right,
you know what I mean, they even got eBay Auto

(07:59):
because you know, you walk around and as you got
closer to the movie theater screen, the drive in screen
is where all the car parks were. Okay, you know
what I'm saying. So there there were sections of all
that shit. That's crazy, bro, so long, so much shit
is so fucking different, Dude.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
You know what I was gonna say is I'm as
you know, as many people know, I'm really into pictures,
right and as although I've taken many pictures, I feel
like I probably should have taken more. Right back back
when you're late teens, early twenties, I mean, cameras weren't

(08:41):
like they are now. Taking a picture wasn't as as
convenient as it is now, right, So I think I
did do my part considering what I had to work
with at the time. So what I'm doing now is
I was taking pictures of pictures of hard pictures so

(09:01):
I can upload it into my phone so I can
put it in my cloud. Right, So like whenever I
run into an old picture, I'll take a picture of it. Well,
I finally decided to go into our closet and the
fifteen photo albums we have along with the box of
loose pictures that we have, just start doing that, taking

(09:23):
pictures of pictures. So the ones that are the problem
is back in the day, the pictures would come out
very glossy, right, So when I take a picture of it,
there's like a lot of shine on it.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Why don't you take them to one of those digital
converter places that'll do it for.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
You, because a lot of them in the albums they're
kind of stuck to the pages. That's number one. Number two.
I mean, I'm finding inner peace and doing it if
you will, like it's calming me. It's like I'm sitting

(10:05):
there doing it at my pace, at my leisure. You
know what, I'm saying my own form of zen, if
you will. And I don't want all the pictures, you know,
some of them I don't need, right, you know what
I'm saying. So the other Initially I was taking it
with that clear film on the picture on the So

(10:25):
now I ripped the film off and some of the
films sticking to the pictures, like I said, and then
I take the picture. I'll take let's say three on
each page, right, so I'll take the three in the
three if I have it open, so that's six pictures.
Then I gotta crop each of them because you don't
get it perfect right. Then I got to adjust the

(10:46):
date on them as best I can. You know, really
the year. What I really need is the year, right,
and then depending on what clothes I'm wearing or we're wearing,
I'll figure out a month. And that's a big deal.
But it's taken a lot of time. Feel me, is there?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay? So some of the some of the things you've
said make sense as far as oh, well, you know,
I don't want to take them off because it's this.
I don't want to take them off because of that.
Why don't you buy one of those? They're really small
and thin, and it's a picture scanner and you could
just scan the photo, okay, and it'll already be the
signs that you need.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Is it a scan where you got to enter the photo?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay, Again, some of these photos aren't easily taking off
the page.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I get it, But that wouldn't I mean, I would
think that would speed up the process and you'd get
a better quality if you scan it though. I'm just
just a suggestion, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, one day, two weeks ago, one of those what
was that store at the mall, they had a bunch
of little technology technical technical toys and not toys.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
They still they still have them. What's it called? My God?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
And you would get a little catalog in the mail
with it?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
You got massage chairs, massagers.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And had the little like the little ball where you
put the like on weird sign.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, little golf toys.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
They had that magazine on airplanes right similar yeah, oh god?
What was it called?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't My wife and I were trying to figure
it out. Well, she got a magazine like that in
like a catalog, and she said, look, here's a little
thing that you know, takes pictures of pictures. It's like
a little scanner like you mentioned, and you know, and
I apologize my love. I wrote her out that she
don't work, you know what I'm saying. I was like,

(12:40):
look at that little chosh key, you know. But then
after about ten seconds I thought about it. So I
went to Amazon, you know, and sure enough there's a
It cost me like two hundred bucks. It's about the
size of a of a metal lunch pale. And what
you do is you pretty much put it on top

(13:01):
of a picture. It's got a memory card. You push
the button and it takes a picture of it and
it up blows it to the memory card. So I
put it on top, hit the button.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So you bought a digital camera in a box.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, But because it's almost like the lunch box at
the bottom is completely it's just that site is missing.
And in cases it exactly I don't have to remove
the film because what I was doing with my phone
is I was trying to block the light with my
back you know, depending on how the sun came in,
stuff like that. But this again, just put it and

(13:39):
said it, pushed the button about three seconds, moved to
the next one, moved to the next one, very minimal cropping,
if at all. I still got to go in and
change the date. But you know, it is what it
is now. The reason I'm mentioning this or I've mentioned
it is because, you know, and I have to thank

(14:01):
my wife again. I've been heavy ever since I pretty
much got married, and she stuck with me all these
years and never said a word about it. Bro. Here's
a picture of me with my brother one of our
New York trips nineteen ninety two. Ish.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Holy shit, your brother looks like your son in this picture. Damn, Tony,
you look Hawaiian in this picture. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, I'm like, man, and that's dude.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
That's my early twenties. That's my prime years. Damn like
three chins right there, and yo.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
And the thing is, I mean to me, I kind
of looked normal. I thought I looked normal.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
There you do? You don't look like it's not like,
damn dog, you needed to lose wait back then, but
you were. You were thicker than you probably should have been.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Exactly as Yeah, you're exactly right. There's another picture of
my wife, and I want to show you real quick.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Do you feel like you gained a lot of weight
when your wife was pregnant. Uh no.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
And the reason I say that is because there was
a point in time before we got married. I had
went to New York for like a week, and I do.
When I went to New York, I was ru yeah.
And when I got back she was even like wow
you you know, not not in a bad way, but
you're like, yo, yo, you put on some bounds. I
was like, yeah, that was good.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Eating back there. She's like, did you have to ask
for the extra seat belt dot a plane?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Where is this dang picture?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Uh? Because what was the most you wade?

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I was rocking like two thirty five ish too thirties
all right?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Uh yeah. They said that your frame, that'd probably be
a pretty good gut.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It could according to his picture as it was shoot.
Uh here, bro, I thought I looked flying this picture too.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Holy shit, bro, you look like Anthony Anderson. They had diabetes.
But it's like, I don't ever remember you. I remember
you being lanky like like you are now, like I
don't ever remember you being.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
There's another picture like that, but I wish I could
find it. I was hitting. I was hitting the picture
with the double guns, you know, with my fingers and
that one.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I'm like, man, I can't believe it. Were you hitting
the picture like that, or were you at the buffet
saying I'll take one of those. I'm gonna take two
of those.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I can't. I should have. I should have liked it
if that's yeah, But I'm like, man, I can't believe it.
I mean, look at this at Manny's house and I

(17:20):
thought I looked fly leather jacket. Wow, dude, so and
that's I mean, that's back to me saying I wish
I could stay at the two o four that I'm at.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm gonna say this to George. I never really thought
that you were big, but dude, you're bigger than George
in this picture. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And after high school George slimmed down a lot, did he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I didn't know Manny was a tllo.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
That was a style back then. Damn. Where is that picture?
I really wish I had it?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But you know what funny is you look back and
you don't remember yourself being like that. But in my
mid twenties, I don't. I never realized, like I've always
said that, I oh, yeah, I'm fat, you know what
I mean? But I look back at pictures of Like
when I left and I was in Albuquerque, bro, I
was I was in good shape, dude. I mean I

(18:28):
was probably a little bit less thick than you were, right,
And now I'm like, fuck, man, I can't eat that.
I can't have that grape it.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
And like I said, the reason I know for a
fact is because of them cinnabuns, because like I not
not by choice, I just don't eat a lot, right,
you know? Just oh, because I found out we may
have found the.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Uh the answers I got answers, kid, So what happened?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
You ready? Yeah, I had so for those of you
that haven't listened, So Tony's been going through some digestive things. God,
since since we've started, right, Like.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
No, no, it's probably been the last year.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
The last year.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, there's two problems. My blood right, and then my
my dies.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
So what happened?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Okay? And here's here's here's where it's kind of ironic.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
So he's had several colonoscarpies and he's had to swallow
several pills to figure try to figure out where the
problems at.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yep, the initial problem is I've been losing blood low
on iron because of blood loss. Okay, that's been going
on for years, since before you and I started. Okay,
so I read more months or so. This past year though,
I've been having problems with eating, been thrown up after

(20:06):
I eat, you know, just not able to keep food down.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Pain. I have Cara.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
My ulcer is called Cameron's ulcer cameron c A M
E r O N. Cameron's ulcer, Cameron's ulcer. Okay, now
I will read you to say why I took this
long to figure it out from the doctors.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
A specific type of stomach ulcer that can occur in
patients with large hyato hernias, which is what I have.
This ulcer is caused by the stomach twisting on itself
due to pressure from the diaphragm. Cameron's ulcers can lead

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to chronic anemia and.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Low blood loss. So it's all that.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
So the doctor pretty much said, because I had to
check up this last week, pretty much said, if if
you get surgery to get your hernia repaired, the ULS
is a probably go away problem solved. Now, he said,

(21:24):
not an emergency, because you're it seems like you're you know,
you're you've conformed to what you have to do now,
because I thought him not throwing up anymore. All that
kind of good stuff, right, he said, Uh, this is
what I got out of it. You know, I didn't
ask the questions about lady, did I'm listening so good things.

(21:45):
He came. Pretty much, I'm still young enough and healthy
enough to let it go for a while if I
don't want to get the surgery done. In other words,
I have time to plan in advance to figure out
how much downtime I'm gonna need where I'm actually gonna
get it done at all that kind of good stuff,

(22:08):
he said. Don't wait ten plus years because then your
you know, your age is playing a part and you
having surgery.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Right, but right.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Now, you know, he goes, if I remember correctly, you know,
next couple of years, you might want to look into
getting it done in the next few years. Okay, so boom,
I'm curious.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Kid, So as your wife already scheduled it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, we're waiting on a callback from a surgeon that
that deals with that bat Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Correct, Well, you got to have to get it done
like after like Christmas this year, because you have that
big trip coming up, right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Well it yeah, I don't see if anything, it will
be next year or the year after or the year
after that.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Maybe we'll push it. What the hell?

Speaker 2 (23:01):
My a coworker of my wife's had told my wife
that her father had that surgery done okay and not
a big deal. She said, you know it was.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Not that.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's not a big deal, but he made it through
no problems.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
It's done good. But always you have to which.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I totally understand what old ladies said. Yeah, that's till
things that concerns her.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
You have to let it heal.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You gotta take the time off and sit there and
let it heal. You know, I'm gonna want to go
back to work a sap, right, I don't get sick days,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, So that's that's a
tough one for me. That's gonna be a tough one

(23:55):
for me.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So as a business owner, can you take you know,
most places like if I want who I can go
and hey, dude, you know, uh, I gotta take a
family leave act. I gotta take a family leave because
you know, I'm on I gotta have surgery or my
wife's gotta have surgery. I'll be gone for three weeks
four weeks and then you could still, I believe you

(24:17):
could you get unemployment or.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You get disability. That's when you work at a corporation. Yeah,
Now when you work for yourself.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Okay, so you don't pay anything, like you don't pay
yourself a paycheck.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Well, the the union that I belong in.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Used to used to pool leaders have a union.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, for like we have a union for it's mainly
for liability insurance. And what they used to do is
if somebody in the union had the situation I'm in, like,
each guy will take one pool off of that you're

(24:57):
that route, okay, and they'll do it for as long
as that guy's out. So it's like like if somebody
gave me one pool to do for the next two
weeks twice a week, no big deal. So if you
have enough people in the union, you know, you know,
we help out. They don't do that anymore. Unfortunately, because
now that's my turn that will have to use something

(25:18):
like that, we don't do it anymore, right because I
use I can't tell you how many times I've had
to do pools for these old old geezers. Back in
the day, corduroy short wear.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
That's crazy. So there's no kind of yeah, I guess
there there wouldn't be if you're not if you're not
paying into it or doing any of that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
But when you say paying into it, I mean there's
nobody I'm paying into.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
It with, right'. That's what I'm saying. Though.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
You know, if your gardener gets sick, you know he
ain't bringing in a substitute. Well, you're coming to work sick,
say exactly, That's what I'm afraid of. I'm gonna be
going to work sick. And even if I did have
it under control, like I do when I leave on vacation, right,

(26:10):
I still stress. You know what I'm saying, I gotta
be in the mix. I can't let it go.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
So you know, I'm probably just probably part of the
conversation your wife would have. But what what what is
your solution? How do you how do you fix that?
Or what do you what do you do during your downtime?
Is it time for Patcheco to retire?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
No, Pacheco can't retire. I ain't got Lopez mo any kid,
I gotta work.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
What have you? What have you said my retire? Would
you be able to do that?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Because I gotta get a surgery.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
What you gonna work part time? Is that kind of
what you do? Now?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well, I don't. I'm not sure where it's coming from,
because I just have to be down for let's say
a week or two?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh? Is that I thought you said, like like for
good that I thought it was gonna be longer than that.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, I just think it's I'm hoping it's a week max,
and I'll get that shit done like on a Thursday.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
The hard part is because it's a fucking uh hernia.
You may think it's gonna be a week or two,
but it may be longer because now your your stomach
lining is gonna have stitches, so it's gonna be weak.
You're not gonna be able to pick up the ship
you think you're gonna be able to for quite a while,
you know what I mean? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I see that, and and that I can I'm not
gonna say work with but you know, as long as
I can get out there and do some things, you
know what I'm saying. I mean, what's a gallon of
coin way? I should be able to lift that, right? No,
come on, a gallon? Yeah, a gallon of milk.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
It's fifteen pounds, right, A gallon? Okay? How much is
a gallon of milk? Five pounds? Two pounds?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
We're gonna google that right now, one liquid.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Gallon? Does it? Let me ask you a question. Now
you bring this up, because all of a sudden, is
it being eight pounds eight pounds? Does it matter if
it's two percent milk? Is it then four pounds or
two pounds or just it's a pounds, a pound?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Pounds a pound?

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Kid? Holy shit? So I should be.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Able to lift eight pounds because that be the heaviest
thing I would have to lift.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
My pole ain't eight pounds, right, But but you're but
your pole isn't. But as you put it in the
water and the stress of the water, ah, you got
a point. And then the long you know, the pole
is long, so you're holding onto the end of the
pole pulling it up out of the water. So that
stress level is different. And that's all that. That's all

(29:03):
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
That you just give more ammunition to keep me home. Kid,
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Trying to keep you safe, Doug. You know what I'm saying.
I just been like, yeah, fucking why just go straight
from the hospital to work, fucking pussy come on, get
out there and get some shit done. I'm just saying,
because you know, the last thing you want to do
is go through a surgery. Even if it is minor
and they just you know, a couple of needles in

(29:28):
the under the tit and they fix it, it's still
a surgery. Your body still has to to repair itself.
The last thing you want to do is go out
and fucking tear that ship. My mom had a her
harneye and her stomach when after she had given birth,
and she had she had caught a cold while she

(29:53):
was healing, and she coughed so hard she got another hernia.
So right after she you know, healed from that one,
they had to go back in and do another one
to remove it. The last thing you want to do
is fucking rupture that thing and make shit worse. So
if you're gonna fucking do it, make sure you take

(30:14):
the time to really heal from it.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
And well hopefully, you know, my niece's baby, daddy, Jesse.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Will will be in the I just wanted to see.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I just want to hear his ears per cup right now?
What hell? No, Oh, you know I got a nephew
in a c business. If I get it done in
a winner. He might be a little slow, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, right, No, I got a buddy
that that's uh. He's in ups. He takes like two
week vacations. I just found out he might want to

(30:52):
come out and throw a pole in the back of
his his lightning truck.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
I have an old pool guy that's usually off by
like one two o'clock. The works a couple of days
a week, part time, you know what I mean. Like you,
he's running his own business, so he might be able
to help you out.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Word up, see you come, I can figure out you
know what it is. I'm gonna have to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yep, you know, trying to count on your friends, well
your other friends. Just kidding, I got you, dog. I mean,
I don't know how to clean the pool, but I
help you out. So yeah, that's it. I think That's
where I'm at. Now that's crazy. Well good, at least

(31:36):
you have an answer and they can stop putting stuff
in your butt to figure out something.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Tells me though, this is not it. But I mean
he sounds confident, because again, bro, how come you didn't
how come? What how did you?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Well? Look, did you not ever watch fucking House, No,
the TV show House, No. So House was this doctor
that was like super small, aren't and like knew all
kinds of shit, knew all the rare fucking diseases and
he was so smart. He had a group of doctors
that worked under him, and he would all gather them together.

(32:13):
All right, So what are tony symptoms? Oh, the low blood,
he's fucking blah blah blah, he throws up after he eats,
He's YadA YadA, he's losing weight, YadA YadA. So what
could it be? Uh, lymphedema? It could be fucking whatever
else they came up with, right, And it was always
the same ship, every show, the same, the same diseases.

(32:36):
Like they couldn't get away from those diseases. He says no,
because this would this would also cause this, or no,
this would also cause that. It's a fucking guessing game, bro.
They don't fucking know and not all of them know
certain things. Just like remember when you worked at at
at Enterprise Alamo Alamo, Sorry, whoopsie, was there one type

(32:57):
of car that you like to rent? Yeah? And when
people came in and say, yeah, I need to ring,
Oh great, I have one here it is, This is
what I have for you. And it was the same
fucking car as the next guy. Yeah, the same thing.
Oh shit, what you're you're fucking throwing up out you eat?

(33:17):
Oh well, here, take this pill. Let's see if we
can figure it out. Oh well, we're gonna have to
fucking send you burn MRI. And then they sit, they
look at the pictures and they look for black spots.
They don't see black spots. They don't know what it is, right,
and they okay, so we're gonna run this other test.
It's gonna help me figure out if I missed the
black spot or not. And you know, you have to

(33:39):
go in and do that test, and then we're gonna
have you swallow this pill again with another camera to
see if that'll get it. Uh no, well okay, so
we're gonna have to go in and check from the
other side and see what's going on, see if we
can figure out if there's something happening there. No, okay,
we'll here take this pill with this camera, right, yeah, yeah,

(34:01):
And it's it's simple guessing until somebody says, hey, you
remember when we were in college and there was a
case that somebody was studying like this, and the guy
had a hernia and you know the patient's name. It
was Cameron. Oh Camera's disease. Oh shit, oh Tony, you

(34:23):
got Camera's disease. All of a sudden, he acts like
he knows fucking everything about it.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
There's a day.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Before you came in, somebody mentioned it to him. He
studied about it. Fuck, that's what he's got. It makes
total sense, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
That's what I got.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
So you better hope he's not on fucking WebMD. Be like,
all right, so here's his symptoms. Oh yeah, you got
fucking cameras. He needs to do this, this, and this.
I'm glad that they have a seemingly what seems like
the answer for you, because I was getting.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
A little yeah it was, yeah, it was a little noo.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah yeah yeah. Well, and not knowing it's probably scarier
than you try to let on. You know what I mean,
I would be I'd be like, what do you mean?
You don't fucking know how many times you're gonna do
the same fucking test.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Well, I've accepted the fact that I would have to
go get iron infusions every four months from here on out. Wow,
But The other problem is, Yo, you know how much
that shit costs. Bro, It's like four hundred dollars each time,
and I would have to do them twice, god, every time.

(35:33):
I mean, you know, we got insurance, so it was
it wasn't that to me, and you know, in all
actually I think it was probably more talk what happens
if I stopped working there? I ain't got no more insurance.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
That's crazy, holy shit. Well so I had. You know,
I've been dealing with my my back for a long
time and my side going dumb and walking funny and
all that bullshit, my back going out. Well, you know,
ever since I started working here, I move around a

(36:11):
lot more so, and I think that that's why I said,
I feel like I've lost weight too, because I don't
feel like it's so heavy on my body. But anyways,
I about a week ago, two weeks ago now, I
was working and it was something that happened. It was
extra work or something that day, and I was up

(36:32):
at the bosses off at the desk and I kind
of leaned over and I went to go and stand up,
and my back was like, noser, not today. You're gonna
stay leaning over until you can unclinch your ass cheeks
and then you can stand up. So that was the day.
Remember the next day I called and coming to the party.
So that's when that happened. So then I i, because

(36:56):
I got the insurance to the work, I went and
I found a chiropractor. And I didn't know any chiropractors.
I just looked at the names and thought, nope, nope, nope.
She sounds nice. So I called and I made appointment
with her. Right and she's older, white lady. Dude, super
nice lady she is. She is she looks like the

(37:20):
equivalent to the lady on Monsters, Inc. Mike was ows,
she kind of looks like that. She kind of hunts
over like. It's super nice lady though. So I went
the first day and I was like, look, before you
touch me, here, here's what's going on. This is what

(37:41):
I've done. Here's what's happening. She said, okay, no problem,
She said, go ahead, take your shoes off, stand on here,
and and she puts me on this the table, standing
straight up. And then she said, okay, well, you know,
go ahead and lean forward and I'm gonna lay the
table down. So while as I'm standing up, it starts
laying you down all the way right, and then she

(38:03):
moves away the foot pedestal and she puts these like
shoes on me, and she goes and she adjusts me,
and you know by what I was telling her, she said, okay,
so you you hurt here, here, here, and here, and
she says she rubs her hand on the on my
on my spine, and she says, yeah, this one's out

(38:25):
of line. And she gets this little gun machine and
she puts it on there and pop, and you can
you could feel it, but you can't hear like when
you go to a chiropractor. You always see the videos
of you hear when the when the body cracks right,
or when the bone.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So that it wasn't the gun now is popping.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
It was your back, Yes, it's well, it's the gun.
The gun snaps, but it snaps loud so that you
can't hear the bone pop. That makes sense, So instead
of hearing your the popping of the bones or whatever
you hear, all you hear is a snap of the gun.
And and she snapped broke as soon as she did.

(39:04):
My my lower back pain instantly gone. I've been able
to walk and had no problem since then my side
still goes a little bit done. But I'm going back
like twice a week.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
So she blew you back out with a gun.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, like my white's women's gon. Should a white lady
listen to me? No problem here, get up and get
up on here? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
You know how there's those massage guns that you know
they retract really fast?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Right I have?

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Is that like what it is?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Like?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
It's just a real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
No, you know what a whole punch is? Right? Or
like what do they call people that that are in metal?
Use them? And they'll though it's so it's got like
a handle and then a needle that sticks out about
ya far right maybe not maybe not that far, maymbe
just a little bit past the tip of the gun

(39:56):
or shaft or whatever. And they push it up against
what whatever it is they want to mark, and then
once it holds, it'll stop. And then all of a
sudden you hear it. You hear it snap because it's
got it. It's spring loaded. So you you push it
and and it holds, and then once you hold it
up against whatever it is you want, you push the

(40:17):
trigger and it pops it. You know what I'm talking
about No have you ever seen those?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So is it like something to make rives?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yes, but it's but it's just it's just marking the
metal oa so you know where to drill to put
to put the the what do you call it? So
it's like a hole starter. It kind of like a
machine like that, but it looks like a syringe. And
so it's got this little black ball on the end
of it. And then she puts that black ball wherever

(40:45):
she wants to hit on your body, pushes the button
and it releases it and it pops your back. So
she did my back, she did my neck, she did
my wrists, she did my ankles. You're really fucking weird, right,
But I gotta tell you this is the best part

(41:06):
about it. I don't even know if I say this
because I gotta go back, but I keep going back.
The best part was she put me on this tens machine, right,
which is like those little you have these little square
pads about like this, and there's four of them and
they send the electrical impulses to the nerves to make

(41:26):
them flex and then relax. So she sent me to
go do that on my lower back.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
She sent you. She don't do it.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
She sent me in another room. So I'm sitting in
this other room and this girl comes in. Bro. This girls,
she's beautiful, bro, beautiful girl. It's about my heighth olive skin, long,
dark black hair. She had a little whiter on the bottom.
She looked banging. Bro, beautiful girl. And she's touching my

(41:56):
back and I was like, oh my god, you gotta stop.
I'm gonna get way too excited right now. I'm not
even be able to stand up and go over to
the fucking stretch machine. You need to fucking stop. Not
like but she was just touching me to put the
fucking pads on. It's been so long since the females
touch on like that. Lady, Can you touch me like

(42:17):
that tomorrow? Please? Fuck? I don't know what I was thinking,
but anyways, now I go back. I would look forward
to getting the tens machine so she could touch me
on my back and I'm gonna tell her, hey, can
we put them on my leg? I can with my leg?
Need to wake up, but yeah, dude, I'm able to walk.

(42:41):
I make it throughout the day. I'm much much a
thousand times better than with your job.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Are you finding you you're getting in and out of
the vehicles a lot easier quicker.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I am. There are some that the problem is that
we have this one of the girls or two of
the girls that that work there are really small, and
a lot of oftentimes they do the truck, so they're
the ones moving the cars around. Well, they adjust a
seat for themselves, and oftentimes we don't think about it

(43:14):
because we're just like, fu fuck, I gotta get this car,
drive it up front. Have they see you on, make
sure does it the gas? Like you're checking all this
shit before you even get to the front. And I'm
trying to and all of a sudden, I'm fucking stuck
in the door jam of this car because they didn't
put the seat back. Now my ass is in, my
body's hanging out, I'm hitting my head on the top.

(43:35):
So now I've learned to kind of look down or
I got to move the seat back first. And some
of these cars are just but they adjust a seat weird,
Like I have to adjust the seat all the way
down so that I could sit in. I mean, I'm
not even fucking all that tall men. They're bigger people
and big I don't mean fat, I mean like taller
people right, and but I've been able to like some

(43:59):
Fuck the bro. There are some bad fucking cars. There
are some beautiful cars that came in the other day
yesterday I did, uh uh a Mercedes, a Mercedes that's
five fifty. That motherfucker was bad bro, beautiful car. But anyways,

(44:20):
sixty one grand well, we all know it was a
couple of years old. That's the down for them. I
don't know if I was supposed to say that.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I know what you mean, because my wife's car. I
don't like getting in and out of it. I hate
that car.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh, the the the Lexus, right, yeah, yeah, it's like
driving on me out of that thing is not very
big man, No, not at all. Oh my gosh, do
you do you guys use that one often or the
other one more? Uh? Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Half an how I mean? She drives hers all the time.
I drive mine all the time. But fifty to fifty okay?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Is it time to get her a new car yet?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
She she's mentioning. I wouldn't say she's mentioning a new car,
but she's just mentioning this car needs some work. Like
when she puts on the brakes, it shakes. What does
that mean? When she hits the brakes to slow down.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
The rotors are warped.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Usually, what it means, yeah, everything's fixable, it's just it
might be time to show it some love.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Toyota does that. Nissans worse at it. So, like if
she drives in town and she waits till the last
minute to stop, which she does she want. That's what
it is, is she she just she's heated up the rotors
from pushing the brakes like that at the last minute,
they just get hot, so the metal kind of warps.
What she can do to stop that is is if
you want to get in the car yourself and drive

(45:45):
it and you just hit the brakes as hard as
you can, so that way it kind of shapes them
back to the way the way they should be, and
it should be fine. Cut it out. I had to
do that with my Nissan because I would drive from
Hayward down to the Santa Cruz area. So I was
driving through the seventeen and the mountains like fucking really windy,

(46:11):
and a car wasn't a stick shift, so sometimes you
have to ride your brakes in areas. And I'm really
hard on my brakes like that too, Like I drive
and all of a sudden, especially because there's so much
fucking traffic up there, like you're going all of a sudden,
you gotta fucking stop. And then you're driving and you
notice that you're fucking brakes are shimian. So you just
fucking hit them hard once and you're good because because

(46:33):
they'll either warp or they get a shine on them,
because they couldn't like you would call it blistering almost
because you're you're riding with your brakes on and that
intense heat puts a shine on that metal, and you
just need to break it off. So do that one
type and shit, it should work.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
You know how you mentioned earlier about uh uh, you're
glad that we figured out what was going on, you know,
from for my health and you were concerned, and I
appreciate that. Well. Our last recording we discussed something and
and the blowback, feedback, whatever you want to call it,

(47:19):
that I got.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Was so incredible.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I was like, oh my god, what we talk about
about me putting air up my nose?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Oh yeah, dude, bro.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
I had people sending me links to articles.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I appreciate everyone for the concern.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I couldn't believe it, but that but that because that's
just how like, for lack of better term, just take
it for what? But how stupid? That sounds like?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I can't believe how many people actually told me that.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
You know what, I mean, like, fuck, bro, what are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
But here's the thing. I totally understand it. I get it, okay,
But some of these people, it's like, yo, hold on, sick,
let's not throw stones. I mean not you per se.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Do you still smoke? No? I haven't smoked.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
And okay, well smoking, how good is that for you?
Depends on what you're drinking, but that can't be.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Good for you. No, okay, So I mean the last time,
the last time we were together at your house, I
got jammed up by Lou about smoking because he had
noticed that I sat down and I smoked, and then
within a couple of minutes I was smoking again. Hey bro,
what are you doing? That's like your second one within

(48:52):
a couple. I'm like, fucked. I didn't know, Like I
didn't know you were looking so closely. He's no, it's
just you know, we're concerned about your health. Good enough,
haven about cigarette since okay, I mean good good for
you and.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Good for me because I obviously I stopped doing it,
and I'll tell you why in a second. But it's like,
you know, I sit back and I'm like, man, I again,
I appreciate the YO.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Is this crazy? Look at this article and it's like, okay, well,
you smoke and you do this and you do that,
and it's like, yo, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
There's a difference between smoking and shoving a chemical straight
up your notes because it's within inches of your brain
and your eyes.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
And smoke. Well okay, but again, the damage that's smoking
is doing just because it's accepted in society don't make
it any better. The toxins you're breathing into those lungs.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
And on top of that, all the toxins you're breathing
in from the there.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yet I do three times a year, yeah, but that's
four times a year. But look, and I'm not breathing
in my nose when I'm.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Doing it, all right, But hold on real quick. On
a box of cigarettes, the only warning is from the
Surgeon General that it may cause cancer. And if you're pregnant,
definitely do not smoke on that box of narrow It
tells you do not use in your nose.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I remember for I don't know how many decades has been.
Did I'm seeing these commercials on TV to say stop smoking?
And it wasn't from the surgeon general? Okay, well then.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Who are we to believe people that aren't doctors? So
you're the reason why those warnings are on those labels,
why they're on those boxes? Do you dry your hair
while you're in the shower? That's crazy? Well, so, so

(51:03):
what happened? Okay?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Our buddy Rose Bush sent the video and a link
to his nose waxing gear, which I purchased. Oh you purchased, Yeah,
I got it now. I I wish I would have
saved the box, all right, because you saw what the

(51:26):
box look like, right, Okay, so what it is? It's
these plastic they're they're about the length of the dental swords.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Okay, So do you remember being a kid in having
your mom make you those fucking kool Aid pops in
the freezer and she lost the sticks and she used
the lollipop ones or like the the the ice cream ones,
or it's like a tongue depresser almost. Okay, it's probably
about the half the size of a tongue depresser.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Okay, and it's plastic. It almost looks like a uh
an arrow because it's you know, it's got the stem,
it's it's think of it as your yeah, think of
it as your the candy rings you just suck on.
But and see with that circular thing and then the
candy part obviously not as big one that will fit

(52:18):
your nose. But that's pretty much what it looks like now.
I purchased it. Oh, let me backtrack if you recall
I did say I did try wax in my nose,
the same wax I use from my ears. I put
it on a que tip, shoved it in my nose,
let it dry. Went to pull it out quickly as

(52:41):
they show in the videos, and the the cardboard part
of the actual stick came out of the Q tip,
But the Q tip and the wax stayed in my nose.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
How did you get that out?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Sit there, sat there and picked my nose for a
good two minutes straight.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
It was a pain in the button. I'm glad you
didn't put your fucking face over a candle trying to
looking like loomis air from Beauty and the Beasts and shit.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
So I purchased think, now, this is what I meant.
But this is what I'm saying, This is what I
meant by.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I wish I would have kept the box.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
When I opened up the package and the box came out,
it slid out.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
The package was all in in Chinese writing, okay. And
I'm looking at this, like, and it was a different
It was the picture that rosebudh sens and that's that's
shown on Amazon. Is a dude, This was a chick, right,

(53:40):
And I'm looking at it and I cannot read it
because it's all in Chinese whatever the writing is. And
I'm like, what is this? So I flipped the box
over and sure enough it was the English side. Oh okay, okay,
So now I'm skeptical about it. Okay, Cauz bro.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
That just that should just show you that it's made
for everybody. Asians and Americans are like. So uh.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
It comes in a little jar, a little plastic jar
similar to my wax beads. You stick it in the
microwave for a little while and let it soften up,
and then you let it cool down enough to where
it's not as hot but it's still malleable. Okay, So
you stick that that spear in and you shove it
up your nose and you let it sit look like

(54:32):
a straight up walrus. Okay, on one nozzle a nostril.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
I did not like the smell. Now I started to
get concerned. Didn't smell right then, it didn't pass the
smell test.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
So I put it up there, let it dry, and
now I'm afraid to pull it out. You gotta yank
it out. I yanked it, yo. Work great, kid, This is.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
My fucking eyeball shot to the sun.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Of the thing is. I did not feel any pain, really,
no pain.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I don't know if you have a picture. Nose and
hair came out and do your eye gets all watering?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Nothing, did not do any of that. So what I
did for the second nostril was I used the actual
wax that I used for my ears. Heated that back
up because I had done my ears that day and
put that in my nose, and that actually seemed to

(55:41):
work better. The wax seemed to be that wax is
like thicker, where this one was kind of I don't know.
It wasn't right. Something was up with it. It was weird.
I didn't like it, and then you had the Chinese writing, and.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Maybe because Asian people hair is usually really straight and
and thin, and yours is probably.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
More of course maybe, Uh so I did the other
nostril and yo, kid, no pain.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Nothing came out. Looked at it.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yo looked like a porcupine.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Like a fucking caterpillar and ship but bro it works great. Ah,
So were you able to breathe good and do all that?
Everything was well?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
I could always breathe. It was more of a you know,
because sometimes you see him sticking out right hairs. You know,
it's like, ah, come on.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Because I've noticed since you've been here, you you you've
been able to breathe pretty good today, like you haven't
been I did.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
That's more of the weather going in from hot to cold. Okay,
And it's nice in here today, right, actually a hot
box up in here. Yeah, lately we've been like in
a sona kid, you and me.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Yeah, that ac wasn't wasn't doing too well in the hot,
hot days. Boy, but that was crazy. So so you
were so you didn't like the the Asian wax what
we'll call it because it had the struction. But the
so here's here's where your wax balls. You were happy
with them?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Yes, and a My daughter said, just used the wax balls,
and I told her, I said, I tried, remember da
da da. So all I really needed to do was
buy those tips what you could buy just litis and
so I would have saved myself like ten dollars had
I just bought a bag of two hundred of those sticks.

(57:46):
You know what I'm saying, right, But you know I've
I've found what I'm looking for, So I'm good.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Good.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
So I want to thank everybody for your concerns for
your web md linx, but I'm good now.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I was gonna send you a story that happened a
couple of days after that episode, because there was there
was a story about this lady and her husband that
they had been they she snorted so much cocaine that

(58:27):
she lost her nose, and they were showing that they
had grafted skin and shut on her face for her
to regrow her nose. And I thought, if Tony keeps
shoving fuckingnar in his nose, he's gonna have that fucking
piece of skin strapped onto his face trying to grow

(58:50):
a nose back. That's fucking crazy. So no, more stories
about you shoving their and.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Your oy And you want to know, here's a bonus, kid,
that I didn't really share this part of it, of
the Neir situation. My nose didn't burn for like the
next day, because yeah, it would be tender up in

(59:17):
there for like for for the rest of that day
and that.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
And at no point did you say, fuck, man, maybe
I should stop putting like touching your nose digging I
maybe I should stop putting them fucking chemicals.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Well, I just figured, you know, it burned the hair off,
so it's burned in a sense. It's you know, a
light burn and you know it went away.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Holy shit, Tony, I don't even know what the fucking.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Well.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
We're good now, we're straight. So you'll never use their again.
You're good. You're gonna just use wax.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
And I'm still gonna use the air on those times
that you know, uh, for my ears.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Now you're gonna shove their in your.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Nady outside of here? Oh okay, like a wrong the
you know the rim.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
You grow hair on the rim of your ear?

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Hell, dog, bro, Really, yeah, kid, it's bad, it could
get bad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
You poor girl. You forget to do it one day
she'll be kissing, she'd make her fucking tongue all bloody,
stabbing her with your fucking raizor ears. That's crazy. That's
how long have you had the issue with the ears? Like?
How long has it like growing where you're like, I
probably when I turned fifty, I think it was it
was bad then.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, that's when I kind of it's been a couple
of years now. Oh, okay, I've been doing them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
At first, I thought you said when I turned fifteen.
I was like, God, damn, that's crazy. So are you
having more hair grow like? Uh, like, do you have
the ones that grow wild out of your eyebrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Once in a great while?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Well, like where there's one and you're like, what the
fuck where's that at? Yeah? I hate those fucking things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Man, Yeah, that has one in a wile.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I have. I have one that it happens out of
my eyebrow, and then the one that grows out of
one of the pores in my nose, and that one's
usually really translating outside. It grows on the outside. It's
really soft and it's it's real thin and translucent, but
it's enough that you know, if there's any kind of
air or whatever, it tickles the outside of my nose

(01:01:35):
and I'm sitting there like I'm a fucking cocaine freak
rubbing the outside of my nose. It's fucking crazy, bro craziness.
You know, how was the visit in La The visit
was good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I got a story about that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Did you do anything fun? No.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
My daughter has come to accept the fact that with
her being one remote working working from home, that she
needs to invest in herself and gets some like home
office furniture. So she bought herself. Her company sent her.

(01:02:20):
She had a laptop, and the company sent her two
monitors and this module. So what she does is she
takes the company laptop, plugs it into the modular module,
and then the module goes up to the two monitors,

(01:02:42):
and now she's got two screens to work with. So
she again, she finally decided, yeah, I'm gonna I really
should do this. Yeah, she can't be working on the
dining room table and going from the dining room table
to her couch anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
So you went up there to go put the furniture together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Correct, And she got one of those desks that, uh,
you know, you push button, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Those are the best dude, I wish I would have
spent the money. Maybe maybe you know, once things change,
we'll do that with this. Uh so we can sometimes
we can stand up and do a show, or we
can stay sitting down.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
We could do that now, your mike, your mic Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah, the boom, the boom move. Yeah, you're right, but
not the table. Like, man, we're gonna do it. Let's
do it right, like stop bullshitting. Okay, we don't do
shit half assed here on this show. We're gonna do
it right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
So uh we uh we went up there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
How should I say this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
It was part of it was being selfish on my part.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Uh, I'm fifty three years old, okay, and I understand
it has to be done sometimes and I'm willing to
do it. Sleeping on an air mattress again, Well that's
where that's where I sleep. I mean, when I go there,
my wife takes the couch because it's like small and

(01:04:14):
arrow and I sleep on air mattresses.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
But didn't the air mattress have a hole in it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Oh she got a new one, so it worked out.
Don't get me wrong. You know it's fine, but you know,
the air mattress is cold. I really like sleeping with
my wife. You know, it's just, you know, it is
what it is. So her couch is what three years old?
Now four years old?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Okay, it's been gone that long.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
She's been gone since my son turned twenty one. He's
twenty four. It's twenty three years, two years. I don't
know something like that. So, I mean, you know, it's worked,
and it's very soft, you know, and I can't. I
can't be sitting in the soft couches too long. My

(01:05:00):
back starts hurting, right, all right, So long story short.
You know, she mentioned it was worked, the couch was worked,
and I, you know, I'm like, why don't we go
Ikea and look at some couches. Well, I'll tell you what.
I'll split a couch with you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
We'll go Haves.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
He's on a couch. We'll get one like your brothers
because it's got a sleeper sofa, because hers doesn't have
a sleeper sofa.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
So we were like, cool, we'll go Akia and check
that out. I put all the furniture together Friday night. Cool.
So we met a daily, We went the brunch. We
decided to go to AKA.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Did you eat struggle off.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
No, I didn't no struggling. I wanted a softy ice
cream though, but they didn't have no vanilla. They only
had strawberry. I was upset. So went there, found a couch.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
The problem is you got to put it together. They
don't do that, feel me right? They delivered they can
you pay extra for them to deliver it, but they
just dropping it off and bouncing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
So you know, I was like, Yo, if you guys
could deliver it today, you know we can make it happen.
And they were able to. Yeah, no problem. Cool. So
we got the couch, went back to her apartment, waited
they showed up. Now here's the other problem. Remember the

(01:06:29):
couch fiasco getting it in. Yes, they it wouldn't fit
in the elevator, had to pay him extra to do that,
to bring it up the stairs, all that shit. So
now we got I'm thinking, we're gonna have two couches
up in here now. So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna
tell the dudes, YO, if I kick you done some cash,

(01:06:51):
you want to take this this couch. It's still decent.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
It's to use couch, right, what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
One man's garbage is another man's treasure.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
That's what I say. So the dude shows up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
I said, yo, man, I said, uh, are you interested
in taking this couch off my hands?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
And he's looking at it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
He's like, that's a good couch. You just want to
get rid of it. I was like, yeah, man, I'll
even kick you down a couple of dollars if you
just took it, because if not, I'm gonna have to
ask the dudes downstairs in the parking garage if they
want it. If not, I'm gonna have to take it apart.
This is what I'm thinking. I'm telling him this, I'm
gonna have to take it apart and take it down
piece by piece downstairs and throw it out. You know

(01:07:35):
what I'm saying. What else am I going to do?
So he's like, yeah, I'll take it. I was like, cool,
So I'm helping him bring it. Was only one delivery guy,
so I'm helping him bring the boxes up and helping
him in between taking the old sofa down. Okay, okay,

(01:07:58):
so that worked out great, put the new couch together,
slept on it that night with my lady. Best night
of sleep I had there since I've been sleeping there.
Cool Saturday night, kid. We went to an Italian restaurant.

(01:08:20):
All right, you saw.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
The mover there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
No, no, no, not at all. No, No, this is just
that I'm dealing with the couch story. I can say
now I bought a couch. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
We go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Nice Italian restaurant. All right, Okay, appetizers my wife, okay,
seating arrangements, my wife and daughter on one side of
the table. I'm on the other side of the table,
in front of my daughter. Okay, okay. They're talking amongst themselves. Yo,

(01:08:57):
I'll give you a couple of items on the uh
the advertiser menu, uh barada and crustini exactly, thank you,
Chrispy Brussels prose. We know what that is. Spaghetti squash okay,

(01:09:17):
risotto arnie sini, arcini aren sini all right, exactly, bro.
All right they talking among because I don't eat that stuff.
All right. They're talking about, yeah, let's get the risotto rncini.
That's all I hear. And then waiter comes, Can we

(01:09:40):
get the risotto or yes, yes, ma'am. So I'm looking
at it. I'm like, you know what they got meatball
and barrata, I said, as my wife my daughter, what's barata?
She says, it's like a cheese. I'm like, okay, I'll
give me a nice big meatball. You know I like meat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
You know what I'm saying, right right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
So I tell the waiter, yo, can I get as
an appetiser the meatball and barrata? He says, yes, sir,
perfect now just to let you know it's meatbomb barata
with Christini.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Okay, Christini? Is that like bread Christini?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I have no idea okay, okay, c R O s
T I N I yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I would think it like it's like a bag ad
that had been.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Okay, all right, it sounds right, all right, appetisers come.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Here's where here's where it gets interesting. The dude in
between my wife, daughter and I puts down a plate
that has three meatballs in marinara sauce. And I'm gonna
call it a shard of cheese on top. And what
I mean by shard you know what lasaign looks like
out of the box. It's flats wide, kind of looked

(01:11:04):
like that broken sitting on top. They sit that in
front of me and my daughter and from my wife,
they put on a plate that has bread around the plate,
sliced French bread with three balls in the center, and
like a glob of white stuff look like it honestly

(01:11:27):
looked like a glob of mayonnaise to me. And with
the bread wrapped around the plate. You know how if
you were to order oysters and how the oysters are correct,
That's how it looked to me. Okay, okay, so that's
what they ordered. This is what we ordered, this is
what I ordered. So I grab one of the meatballs,

(01:11:48):
I take a spoon, grab some of that marinera sauce,
and I, you know, put.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
It on the meat ball as you should. Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
I go to stick my fork in it so I
could cut it, because it's a good size meatball, uh
not a baseball, smaller than a baseball, but bigger than
a traditional a little smaller, but you're getting the idea.
Stick my fork in it, bro, And it's hard, like
there's a crust? Is that the Christine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Sounds like it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
But it sounds like me to who knows. I finally
get my fork in. I stick my knife in there,
and dude, I'm kinda you know, you got to get
through that crust, and it kind of breaks apart as
it's as I'm going through it. It's not like, you know,
like a meatball would stay in place, right, So it
starts to break down. No, biggie, you know, what's the

(01:12:44):
big deal? So bro, I take it, I eat it,
and it's fucking excellent. Bro season just right, bro, it
tastes great. They start eating their plate, all right. They
grab a piece of bread, they grab some of those
three balls. Uh. My daughter says, oh the bread is good.

(01:13:09):
I'm like, oh yeah, I'll get some of that bread
with my meatball, you know, little meatball sandwich, if you will.
So I say, okay, well, what exactly is it that
you guys are eating? Well, these are your meatballs. I'm like,
so what am I eating? They said, And I told

(01:13:33):
him I said this is good. And my daughter got
one and I was going to leave the third one
for my wife. I was like this, these meatballs are
this is good. I didn't say these meatballs are good.
I said this is good. So they're saying you're eating
the risotto RNCNI and I was like, what is that?

(01:13:54):
And they're like, well, it's got Brussels sprouts, it's got
this that I'm like, oh, and dude, I realized that
I was doing it. It's not you know, it's not
lost on me, my facial expressions, because all of a sudden, Bro,
I didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Oh that's what that? Oh yeah, I know I tasted
something funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
I was just like, you know, dude, I put my
fork down and I kind of pushed the plate away
and I was just like, oh man, because dude, I
didn't know what I ate, even though I ate the
whole thing, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, now
I'm thinking it's my stomach gonna start turning. Bro. And
I'm like yo, and I'm like, why didn't you guys

(01:14:38):
tell me? And they're like, why wouldn't you? This is
your this is I was like, these look like meatballs
and marionaro sauce. Why And they're like, well, you noticed
it was hard, you know, when you try to meat
doesn't do that. Meat balls aren't like that. And I
was like, but I thought it was like a crust

(01:14:58):
or something Cristini.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
I'm fucking smart.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
So I was like, so, what's that blob right there?
They were like, that's like mozzarella. You know how some
pizzas they get to they put the blobs and cheese up.
That's what that is. And I was like, oh, man, bro,
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Were the actual meatballs any good?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Not as good as the thing that I hate? And dude,
they were like, you better stop that right now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
You say you liked it, you liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Stop tripping. And I was like, yeah, you're right, it was.
It was actually really good, kid. I still don't know
exactly what it is. It says. It says. What it
says is okay, risotto or incini with mozzarella, Brussels sprouts
and marinero sauce, So it still doesn't actually say what

(01:15:51):
it is. Yeah, but my brother said a lot of
like not a lot, but some Italian restaurants do have it,
so I will be looking for it on the menu
next time I go to one of these spots. But
it was a lot better than the meatball, a lot better.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
It was real good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Actually, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
It was tasty. But you were just mad because you
didn't know what the fuck you were eating.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Yeah, you know again, you know you you know? And
but did I just eat like an animal that's not
a cow or a pig. You know what I'm saying,
is it goat?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I don't know. Yeah. So let me ask you a question.
Do you like do you like chili? Are you a
fan of chili?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
No, I'm not even the beans actually the kidney beans
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
I'll pass.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
If you were to eat beans, do you think or
I'm sorry if you were to eat chili, because people
from Texas say that there should be no beans in
your chili. There's just supposed to be me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Oh, that would be good, sloppy Joe types right in
regards to looks.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Yeah, so you would rather have that than yes, than
one with beans in it. Yes. So last week it worked.
They had a they did their own little version of
a chili cookoff, and people brought their version of chili.

(01:17:23):
And there were two that were really like, oh that's
that's fucking on point. And then there was one. It
wasn't bad, dude, it wasn't bad, but it had pineapple
in it, which kind of threw me off. I was
like because it was just like it was like a
super small hint of pineapple. But I was like, what

(01:17:47):
is that? I said, Oh, it's got pineapple. I was
telling you, I don't like it. So then we're sitting
there and there was another one there that it looked
really good. But I was waiting till my you know what,
I had already eaten gone down, and his older dude
was said, hey, man, you should try that one. So

(01:18:08):
what's that one? He says, Oh, that's vegetarian, he said, vegetarian.
He said, who the fuck makes vegetarian? Uh? Chili? I said,
it's supposed to have either all meat or meat and beans.
I said, because people from Texas say just meet and
everybody else eats it with beans. He said, oh, yeah, no,

(01:18:29):
that's vegetarian. I said, that's stupid. Didn't even stop to
think that. This old man, because he was older, you
know what I mean, like what older men are vegetarians?
That like, he looked like a dude, dude, you know
what I mean? Like what I mean by that, he
you know, like the like that old marble man that
would just give him a slap of steak and he's
happy kind of thing, you know what I mean. And

(01:18:51):
he said, oh, I me and my wife made that.
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm fool I might try
that in a little bit. I'm not like I can't
try it right now, but I'm sure it's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Well maybe they made it with turkey. Turkey, uh it was.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
There was no meat in it. There was no meat.
I didn't try it. I'm not gonna lie. And I
couldn't try, I like because I didn't want it, because,
like somebody, you know, it was gonna taste taste earthy,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I know exactly. That's
why I don't try stuff like I went one time

(01:19:28):
when I worked up in the Bay Area, we used
to have to go collect in Berkeley and maybe on
our way up to Vallejo every once in a while.
So we were in Berkeley collecting, right and the dude
that I was with, he's a little more he was
a little bit more open. He had a different palette
than I did. And mine's like fucking meat and potatoes,

(01:19:50):
like where the barbecue at kind of thing, you know
what I mean. And this motherfud he was a little
more frufy. But the cool people and she was like, hey,
let's go try that place right there. Looks really good,
all right, cool. So we go in and I had
to go to the bathroom and I was like, hey,
just they had this in this like a you know,

(01:20:12):
like a heat lamp kind of thing. Oh fuck, do
that pizza looks good? Look at the signs of the
fucking pepperoni. Grab me one of those and a root beer.
I said, I'm gonna run in the bathroom real quick.
So I went to go take a leak. He ordered
me a pizza and root beer. So I come back
out and I take a sip of the root beer,

(01:20:32):
and oh my god, the nastiest fucking root beer I
had ever like. It tasted more like you know, you know,
the like the difference between a sasparilla and uh root beer.
So the sasparilla tastes more like black licorice. I believe
this fucking drink that I had tasted a lot more

(01:20:53):
like black liquorice. It was. It was fucking awful, and
so I was like, fuck, and you can't go trade
it in because at that point, you look up and
you see that you're in a it's Berkeley, You're in
a fucking fruit food joint. Like everybody there, it's fucking vegan.

(01:21:13):
It's non this, it's non that, it's healthy. This it's
healthy that there's not fucking grease in any fucking restaurant there, right.
So I was like, I was looking forward to the
slice of pizza. So this motherfucker they call her order
and I went to go get my pizza and they
bring it, uh, and I go to take a bite.

(01:21:33):
I'm talking, I'm not thinking. I took a bite and
as soon as it hit my tongue, I spat it
back out. It's like, what the fuck is that? He says, Oh,
that's a that's a goat cheese and beat pizza. Get
the fuck out. Those three words should never be together.

(01:21:54):
I should never pizza, goat cheese, and fucking beat. So
what I thought was the pepperoni was a beat, and
that's why it was so fucking big, because it was
a fucking beat. Bro. It tasted like fucking like the

(01:22:14):
goat farted on sand like it. Yeah, bro, I was like, yeah, no,
that shit tastes like it. It tasted like a potted plant.
I'm good, bro, I'll survive. There's a wing spot next door.
I'm gonna go see if they're actually wings. Probably some
fucking tofu chicken or some shit. And I went next

(01:22:36):
to Hey, you guys, is it actual chicken or you
guys like these dudes next door. No, no, no, it's chicken.
Don't fuck with me, none of us chicken. All right? Cool?
So I went and I ordered some regular food, like
some with some dead animal in it. I'm like, that's
like it was crazy, Like how quickly have you ever
eaten anything that or like something that you thought should

(01:23:00):
eat and taste a certain way and it's like the
fucking total opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Yeah, not that I can remember, but I'm pretty sure
I have.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Like it was just like instantly spat it out, bro,
like what the fuck was that? And if people in
the restaurant turn around and looked at me, and you know,
I was I was different, pointed, but I didn't give
a fuck with anybody said other whatever dude, and I'm like,
what the fuck? And then I couldn't wash it down
with the fucking coke because that tasted like black liquors.

(01:23:30):
I was like, I'm just gonna go buy a whole
new meal. Next door dude, I'm out, and he's fucking laughing.
I'm like, you, dick, So we go ahead and eat
that if you wanted. AhR, cool man, Thanks fucking sucks, dude.
That was the one thing about that when you started
traveling just north of Oakland, like you hit Emoryville and

(01:23:51):
then you hit Berkeley's just to the north, to the
right of it, and you know you're there, like the
street different, you get like the people are different. They
used to have this fucking place. You would have loved it.
I think I told you about it before. It's called Resputants,
and it was like, uh, they sold music and videos

(01:24:18):
and it was two stories and it was fucking all
the vinyl that you could imagine, bro, And people would
go in and they would trade in their old collections
and so there's all this old vinyl. You probably never
would have found anything you liked there because it was
like the mamas and the papas and you know, all
that fruity hippie shit from back of the day. But
that shit sold all day long, bro, all day long.

(01:24:41):
People coming out, all the girls had hair under their arms.
They all smelled like fucking petruli oil and fucking dad
dude was a trip. Yeah, there's a lady at might
work that smells like that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Really yeah it shouldn't super nice lady, right, But I
remember one day she was like I was at my
desk and just walking by, Like it's like she pulled
into the parking lot and she put a couple of
drops in on before she came in, and she'd like,
right when she got almost next to my desk, like
a big old fucking waft of air came and kicked

(01:25:19):
me in the face with her fucking petular the fuck
are you wearing? And then she'll be like like she'll
go outside, she'll be working outside and have to come in,
and so like at lunch she'll put more on. So
if you're sitting in the back and she's putting a
couple of drops in on and that shit permeates the room,

(01:25:43):
and you're like, god, fuck, it's not putting that shit on.
You know what Petulio is right? You know that smell? Yeah,
you like it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
No, Actually, when it's a one hundred and ten plus degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Oh my god, bro mixed with actual sweat, no fuck that.
I almost went to go tell her the boss, say, hey, dude,
you gotta tell her she can't wear that shit here
no more. That is that shit is awful. I ain't
trying to tell nobody what they can and can't do
in their life, but that shit affect me the wrong way. Bro.

(01:26:18):
I can't you can't expect me to be here happy
to help people and have to smell that shit. That
shit is it is not nice.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
I forgot to mention something back to my uh weekend.
My daughter cracked me up, as she always does. She
always something. She always seems to do something that like
cracks me up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
She got your number, right she Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
We were watching Hustlers. I think it was called you
Meant that Jennifer Lopez movie She's a stripper? Oh yeah, yeah, so,
uh when the guy showed up, the delivery guy, he
was older. He was an older Jude, and he was Iranian,
mad Armenian, he was something. Uh So what I did

(01:27:05):
was I paused the movie because you know, I don't
know what part was gonna be coming up, and I
don't want to offend him type deal, you know what
I'm saying. Right. Uh So, she has the type of
TV that if it's paused for too long, the screensaver
comes up, and what it is is the name of
the TV that just like there's a bunch of a

(01:27:26):
bunch of them on the screen just moving around slowly.
So you know, this gentleman and I were doing the castle.
We we worked for about half an hour, let's say,
you know, going up and down. So when it was
finally sitting done, I go back up, go back upstairs
and open up the boxes and she comes out. She's like, hey,

(01:27:49):
what's going on with the TV? And I said, oh,
I had paused it because you know, I didn't you know,
the guy was here, nobody was gonna watch it. And
she's why. She says something like why realize that? But
you know, why is it still on? Nobody's watching it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Oh ship? God that she wanted the lights on? Ah,
she killed me with that one. You can't tell at all.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
I mean, you know, I'm paying his electricity up in there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Ah that that's great right there? Holy ship, did you
start leaving the cabinets open when you're up there? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
No, not this time. Oh but dog, oh man, I
made the biggest foutpa. Why and I didn't even have
to do it. That's the worst part.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
Hold on real quick, I just I'm not trying to
It's it's faux pas.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Faux pas.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Yeah, if you say, if you say foot paul, that's
that little gut that women have above their faux paw
faux pas. Yeah, thank you for correcting me in front
of our audience. Well, you know, you know, because somebody's
gonna be like, what he got a football?

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
I brought my my work tool bag. And my work
tool bag.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
That's all you're porn in it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
I have like tools and screwdrivers, wrenches, open end wrenches,
a drill, little drill.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
It's a good not it's not a big bag, but
it's got a lot of stuff in it. I could
do a lot of stuff with that bag. So I
brought it because I'm going to be putting some furniture
together and between the desk and the Ikea the Ikea couch. Dude,

(01:29:43):
I didn't need they they're alan. Wrench was all I needed.
And then they had some wing nuts that are like
good sized, kid not a little small joints, like big ones,
like like it was a children's toy. I was like,
this is impressive because it was like really easy to work. Anyways,

(01:30:04):
I don't know if I had said this before when
my daughter, when my both my kids moved into their apartments,
I bought them a tool bag.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Oh right, right, uh, you know, ready made.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
It's got all this stuff and so much basic stuff.
The little starter kid, if.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
You will, you shouldn't have to call me for nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Right, Well, if you do, your tools are there, I
should be able to handle it. I would have been
able to handle it with her toolbag. Okay, that's what
I'm saying. So the day we were leaving, the morning
we were leaving that Sunday, my wife put all our
stuff together in the corner and said, this is our stuff,
so when we leave, this is what we're taking down.

(01:30:41):
I was like, cool, So we said our goodbyes, we
brought our stuff down, drove home, forgot, forgot my I
was like driving, you know, hour and a half into it,
hour and forty and for some reason it just hit
me and I looked at my old lady. I said, hey,
did you bring down my toolbag because it's got some

(01:31:03):
weight to it, right, And I'm thinking I didn't bring
it down and I don't remember her struggling to bring
it down, and she was like nope. I was like,
you gotta be kidding me. So she texted my daughter,
who was still asleep, but eventually texted back saying, yeah,

(01:31:23):
it has a toolbag still here. Bro, that's my work toolbag.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
You have to go back and get it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
No, hell no, because for whatever reason, it happens every
time we go visit her on Friday night. When we go,
traffic is crazy. Coming back traffic eastbound traffic is nuts, right,
and when we come home on Sundays, westbound traffic is
backed up. I don't know what it is people leave

(01:31:51):
in LA because it starts like Sam Borgardino. Traffic is
backed up on Friday nights, people going out to Phoenix.
I don't get it. But okay, so we're always missing it.
And I was not about to drive three hours to
get back to her crib for another two hour drive
because she's coming back not this weekend but the following.

(01:32:16):
So it's really my repair days or Wednesdays unless something
comes up. So I only have to really deal with
two wednesdays without it. And yesterday because I got tools
at home, I got my home set, so I was
able to do what I had to do with that.
I could have used my drill, but you know, I
had to just put some elbow grease into it. But yeah,

(01:32:39):
it was. It's one of those things that I'm not
blaming my old lady. You know, it was my responsibilities,
my tools. But when she says all our stuff is
right here. I just assumed that was all our stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Well, how long you been married, tease?

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
Glorious years?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Beautiful years?

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
Not long enough? And it seems like yesterday, and I
wish I could do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
You haven't figured out that all our stuff means all
my ship is right here. Don't leave anything behind.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
And the worst part is this is why I kick
myself in the butt. Whenever we rent a hotel room,
whenever we leave our house to go somewhere, I like
scan make sure everything's you know, when we leave our
house to go to my daughter's house, a c has
been turned down. I'm not calling an empty house. Back

(01:33:42):
doors are locked, you know what I'm saying. It's like
we leave in a hotel room. I'll go through the
whole room, check, you know what I'm saying. And the
tool bag was exactly where I left it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Yeah, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Hey? Like I said, it was your responsibility. It was
you fucked up. And like I said, man, I didn't
even need it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
That's the worst part. Did not even need it. When
on our drive back, my niece, her son, Travis, he's
a hockey player.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
How old is this kid?

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
Hold on, he's on the Junior Firebirds hockey team. Okay,
this kid was born in twenty nineteen, so he's five.
He's five, kid, This kid.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
I can breaking my wrist walking.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Bro, This kid could skate his ass off. There's you know,
they're little. He's on an eight and under team. I
don't think he's the youngest. I think my niece told
me there's a kid that's actually younger than him.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:34:54):
But this kid, if he sticks with it, Bro, he's
going to be regional hockey player.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Dead ass. You think so, Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:35:03):
And the thing is he loves playing. He goes home
and plays. They say, you know, as soon as he
gets home from school, he wasn't buzzed out his hockey gear.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
Watch look hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
That's good though, if he sticks with it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Look at this kid.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Oh wow, he actually plays at the arena.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
Yeah, well, they practice at the arena. This was in Riverside.
They had tournaments, Bro. And what's cool about it is,
you know, because their attention span is not that long, right,
they have them played for like a minute and a half,
two minutes and then like a buzzer buzzes and like
I think it's like four on four, Like those four

(01:35:46):
they four comes out, and then four new ones go out, okay,
and they you know, they'll rest for like that minute,
minute and a half and then the buzzer goes and
they you know, they swap again back. Bro, when that
buzzer goes, I was watching this kid. He races to
the to the inch and then right before he gets there,
you know, he hits it with the side, you know,
with his brakes stop and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Like, damn ice flying up and ship, dude, I'm like,
holy shit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
And the funniest ship is when they fall, because they'll
like crash into each other. Bro, They'll fall and slide
and like pop right back up and get back to it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Remember, sliding and pop back up.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
And it's funny though to watch them because the uniforms
are all big.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Turn to the right and see over their pats dog.
They're they're on it though. Wow, you did you ever
play like sports like that growing up? Like anything? No
baseball and nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
No, just I don't sleep on bad men because I
was a pretty good badmint player in high school. Don't
sleep on day I got down with them Filipinos.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
I play something.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Oh yes, I held my own with him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
That's fucking funny. Did you hang out with a lot
of Filipinos in high school?

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Not high school, no, but like elementary school. I started
off with them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:10):
Got you, got you, got you because.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
They were like mostly in my neighborhood. Oh there was
a lot where you grew up kind of yeah, Venterance
Track Park.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Yeah, yeah, all those guys lived there. Uh what was
the guy with the real big you should drive a
white Jetta?

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
Oh yeah, I know you're talking about the big what
they called it pumpadoor? Yeah, and I remember they used
to they would bleach it right there, that little striping.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
Yeah yeah, just a little sexy right now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
The quail, Yeah yeah, I don't remember his name.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
I don't remember either, but everybody knew him. Dude, Like, fuck,
we're old tony you. What's funny is the other day
this kid was this lady and her husband come in
to sell car and they brought their kid in and
somebody else was was uh was doing the deal, and

(01:38:08):
the kids just started getting fucking antsy. My kids, do
you know you can't You can't take them to go
do shit like that, like and if you do, if
you're a fucking parent, listen, if you're coming up as
a parent and you're gonna go do shit. You need
to prepare yourself to deal with your kids. Nobody wants

(01:38:30):
to hear your fucking kid crying and screaming. Yes, they
know you're their kids and everybody has them, blah blah blah, butah,
that don't mean ain't everybody want to sit in here
your kids too. So you need to go prepared. And
if you cannot calm your kid down, you need to
excuse yourself from whatever you're doing and come back out
a later time. It's gonna say that right now now.

(01:38:54):
If you don't, you have to be prepared for whatever
comes with the kids. Take coloring books, take toys, take games,
whatever you need to keep your kid involved with himself
or whatever while you finish whatever business you're doing. Right, So,

(01:39:15):
this mom and dad were sitting there and the dudes
trying to talk to me, and the kid is just
sitting there screaming at the top of their lungs. So
I kind of leaned over a little bit and I
looked at the kid. The kid caught my eyes and
I kind of leaned forward and looked at him, like
the fuck you doing right? And the kid kind of

(01:39:37):
stopped crying immediately, bro, and kind of leaned back and
buried his face in his mom's shoulder, And I just
went back to doing what I was doing, right, and
they started again. So I got up and I walked
by them, and they had these little coloring books for.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Kids at your job.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Yeah, just you know that way if there are kids
that are out of hand or you know, at a
place or while they're waiting, and you just give them one, right,
so you go up to the front. Kids don't even
know about coloring books no more, dude, Like they don't
want that ship. They're like, well, where's my fucking digital
fucking you know, where's where the phone at? What am

(01:40:14):
I supposed to do with this paper? And and Tony's
Harry bubble kid? You know what I mean, Like, it's
fucking it's crazy, bro. And it's crazy how these people
just sit there and ignore their children while they while
they're trying to do and everybody else is trying to
do business, you know what I mean. Like if it

(01:40:35):
were like if it were me, I would stop the deal.
I'd mean, hey, look, you know what we're trying to
do some you're gonna be signing some Well, we're gonna
we're gonna well, sure it is. Listen, you know, I'm
we're gonna sign some legal documents and I need your
attention and I need you to know what you're signing,
I says. And other people are here signing legal documents,

(01:40:56):
and unfortunately your kids are kind of disrupting what we're doing.
Maybe there's a better time for you to come back
where that we can actually sit down and complete the transaction. Now,
I don't think that my current job would allow me
to do that, because they would be like, why don't
you go somewhereckid you know what I'm saying. But my

(01:41:17):
job before I did that show hey, because they would
people would let their kids run up and down and
run on, hey, come here, sit on right there. I'd
give them a piece of paper in a pin, draw
me something. Don't move until your mom's done, and they
would sit there and they'd sit there and fucking draw
dude until it was time to go. They'd give me

(01:41:38):
their picture and they'd leave, all right, cool, and their
moms would just and they would tell They would tell
their kids all the time, Hey, the man's gonna fucking
spank you. The man's gonna fucking so once they said
that shit, I'm in Hey, what are you doing. You
don't come here and scream, you sit down there, You
sit down over there. Give them eat your pin and

(01:42:01):
let them let them draw, let them do something, you
know what I mean, Like they just want a little
bit of attention. They just you know what I mean,
I just want to see what they can get away with.
But I can't concentrate, bro, especially like when I was
working an opportunity. It's even harder because thinking in English,
speaking in Spanish when they're talking to me, I'm translating
and translating into English and translating my answer back into Spanish.

(01:42:26):
And so yeah, dude, it was a lot to have
to do. And having your kids screaming at the top
of their lungs, running back and forth. No eh. I
had one lady leave really at the opportune. I told her.
I was like, hey, listen, you know, I'm sorry, and

(01:42:46):
I know that you want to get this done, and
I'm sure you need the money, but these are legal
documents and I can't I can't explain them to you
with the kids running around and screaming. I said, you
don't have anybody here to help you. Out, So is
there a time that you can come back where you
don't have the kids or that you know that they're calmer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
They must have been real bad for you to do
that bad, I would.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Hope bad, bro, Like, like I almost had to lock
the door because the kid would keep running towards the
door to run out like he was. The kid was
running to hit the door hard enough to swing it
open to try to get out, and she would just
stand there with her back to her kids like she

(01:43:29):
because I would stop and look around, like they fucking
kids are loud, like what are you doing? Do you
not hear that shit? Trying to you know, trying to
give her the hint, like, hey man, your kids are
out of line. What are you doing? They ain't give
a shitude? Holy shit, craziness. You got any shots or

(01:43:52):
anything you've got to get done for this week?

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
Uh? Yeah? Actually got a very special one in a second.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
Oh yeah, Many's Many's dad's birthday and Many's birthday tomorrow? Right? Yeah? Man,
is tomorrow today? When you guys hear it, Yeah, that
is true.

Speaker 2 (01:44:09):
Happy birthday, MANYU say, birthday Manuel fifty three, Welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
My cousin, May rest in peace his birthday is on
the twenty first.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
Manu's dad turning seventy five on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Wow. Fight, so he's twenty she's twenty three years older
than we are.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Yeah, twenty two. So he had many when he was
twenty two.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:34):
Wow, going out there for a big party.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Yeah, No, I wasn't able to make it this year.
I'm not gonna be able to make it this year,
but hopefully he's around for a couple more, I'll be
able to make those.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Yeah, I'm going out there tomorrow, come back Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Oh, they're doing the party for Saturday night. Yeah, okay, Rod.
Do they give you any like they usually do, like
theme parties? Right, So did they a theme for this one? No? No,
not that. I was told they should have done a
fucking like a buckettele or like a cowboy seeing because he,
like his dad's like, really likes to wear the you know,

(01:45:14):
the big old meckskin hat.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Oh was that right?

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Yeah, the boots, and likes to ride horses and shit,
which it would have been great if they would have
had a horse there where people getting ride around like
at the fair, your mom, you know, dragging the horse
around while you're getting pictures taken pretty monny, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
Back.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
You know, I've been hanging out with him since ninth
grade manual.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Right, so you figure, let's say at least until I
got married, all right, So that that's I got married
when I was twenty six, I think twenty five, twenty six.
So how old are you when you're in the ninth grade?

Speaker 1 (01:45:51):
Fourteen?

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
I know we've been hanging out since like eleventh grade,
so let's say sixteen exteen, Okay, so a good ten
year run with the Romeros. And you know, kind of
like that's how I kind of raised my kids. Like
our houses, the kids would come over, free, reign in

(01:46:16):
the house, do what you want to have a good time.
Uh Because like growing up, people hardy came to my house, right.
Uh So their house was like the go to house.
And you know, sit back and think about the ship
we used to do. And you know they never yelled

(01:46:37):
at us for ship that you know, ship we did
wrong because I remember his mom had a Chavette I
think it was Chevy Chavette little white and uh Man
and I we went and did the keg was either
empty or it was full. We were gonna have a party.
And we had a keg and we were driving the Chavette.

(01:46:59):
I don't know if he remembers this. We had it
in the back seat and man, it took that turn
too hard and that case. All we heard was just
glasses smash and shatter. And we looked in the back
that that keg just rolled and hit that window. Just
ship like that. I don't remember paying for it. Fuck,
I think he probably had to, but I mean, yeah,

(01:47:21):
you know what I'm saying. It was like one of
those things that just the ship we used to do
over there, just fuck fucking great times. Kid.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Yeah, I remember, yeah, laughing with his dad. I remember
he called my dad one time. He called the house
because you know, we were never allowed to stay anywhere
or whatever, and he called and say, he's gonna be
celebrating here with us. He canna be drinking and blah
blah blah, but I'll keep an eye on him. Don't worry,
We'll make sure he's safe or whatever what not.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
On that was yeah, okay, fine, And yeah, that was
another thing that's we were party because they y'all stay here,
don't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
He was the only parent that I ever remember having
permission to whoop my hands if I needed it, and
my dad's if you are. If he gets out of line,
let him have it, like holy shit, pops, so his
mom could cook, dude. Yeah, oh my gosh, I remember

(01:48:16):
we used to love eating there all the time. Bro,
good good shit.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing him this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Uh and then of course my man, Happy birthday. Thank
you brother Sunday, same day as mine is. Dad?

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Been a long run.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Are you doing anything?

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
No, kids haven't said nothing, family hasn't said nothing. I'm cool.
They'll probably have cupcakes at work.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
Well, I got something for you. I don't know if
you want to save it when we're off air, or
if you want to do it on air.

Speaker 1 (01:48:46):
It's up to you. Whatever you woulds up to you.
What's your gift? You tell me? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Would you cry it was something sentimental?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yeah, but that's no mad deal.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
I mean, fu well, I mean if you would cry
it in, we would do it on there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Okay, Well then yeah, let's good. I'll see if I can
make it happen for you, he said, if it's something sentimental.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
Which is not.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
You know, but I was just wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:49:13):
Here you go, Doggie, happy birthday. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
Oh, thank you, brother. I appreciate it. And you know what,
I'm gonna take a picture of it. That way we
can put it up on the website and I'm gonna
send it to my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Talk lotter, since you put the microphone up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
Oh, I'm gonna take a picture of it and put
it on the website and I'm gonna take a picture
of it and send it to my kids. That said,
my friend got me a gift. All right, oh shit,

(01:49:56):
you know what's funny. Maybe I should wait and see
if that's what's on there. First before I said yeah, uh, dope,
Oh you saw that I put those on. My nephew
told me, oh did he really? Yeah? So I put

(01:50:20):
some under armored shoes on and I wanted they're like, uh,
they're white with green money. Bro. Those are nice. Thank
you very much, bro, very very nice shoes. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
Tears, you know, it's it's not often.

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
All. I appreciate it, rob ship. Dope, I'm sending I'm
gonna send that to my kids to be like, look,
look my friend got me. What a my kids are
gonna get me?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Just to let you know that box for those shoes. Dude,
that box is off the hook? What do you mean
you said? Did you feel how it's kind of like locked?

Speaker 1 (01:51:13):
Oh yeah, that's a trip, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
That's a nice box. They got some nice boxes and
then it only opens one way.

Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Doesn't you think it has like a maggot lining? Oh? Yeah,
it does, does it? I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Well? I felt the little cardboard cutout was like a
little notch on the corners, and I think it goes
into like a.

Speaker 1 (01:51:35):
Oh, you're right, it's got a little cutout, right. Yeah,
that's a nice box, kid, that's really cool. I'm they're
they're good, dude. And I always get always get compliments
on the one the other ones that have the the
what is it the slip easies or whatever they're fucking
called these great ones that I bought.

Speaker 2 (01:51:54):
You know, it's a trip that how under Armor has got. Uh.
I don't know what size of a market share they
have in the sports athletic line, right, but you I,
you know you think that Nike, Oh, Nike's beyond God.

(01:52:18):
Nobody's got anything on Nike. But the fact that they're
in the running, that they're you know, they've made it
to where they're in the running is a trip to me?

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
How much do you think having The Rock as their
spokesperson change that? I didn't even know The Rock was
their spokesperson. Really, yeah they have They have their own
line of shoes from the Rock. Really yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
Are those damn?

Speaker 1 (01:52:45):
Uh No?

Speaker 2 (01:52:46):
You want to be like the Rock?

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
No, I can't fucking lift my eyebrow like that. Looks
like I have a fucking stroke if I do that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
But no, I didn't know The Rock was their spokesman.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
Yeah, yeah, they that's all he talks about Earl whenever
he wears ship or wherever he goes, always under armour.

Speaker 2 (01:53:06):
That's a trip. I just didn't think, you know, a
new company could come in and.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
They dominated really fucking quick. Yeah you know what I mean,
because like, what was what's the one that is Champions, right,
and that's what it's called. I think that or was
it All Star that there used to be a k
kmart brand?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
Well, all Star is a Converse and Champion is I
think it's Rebark.

Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
So I think it was. I think it was Champions
that that their clothing line. Anyways, you could only buy
it at kmart and now it's like you got to
pay big bucks for that ship. I remember saying, oh, man,
I don't want that. It's a fucking kmart brand. And
now it's it's top of the line ship, you know
what I mean. So it's, uh, it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:54:00):
How much do you think how you mentioned the rock,
how much do you think under Armor got their position
solely based on A the name, because that's under Armour. Wow,
that's kind of sporty name. And B the logo. I

(01:54:22):
mean it's a nice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
Logo.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
I mean it's simple, it's small. Ni he got the swish,
and he's got the three stripes they got that looks
like an H, but it's a U. A.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
You know, it's funny because I always look at it
and I want to say it's a Hurley, but it's yeah,
it's two as one up, one down.

Speaker 2 (01:54:41):
Is that what it is? No, it's a U. But yeah,
under Armour, I think they started being the pads padding
if I remember right now that I think about it,
they started with a like football players padding underneath your shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
And then they went to the the shirts that were
like tightened, like the sweat yeah, sweating or whatever, right,
the cooling shirts. Well, but they they were Were they
bigger in basketball or were they bigger in football?

Speaker 2 (01:55:15):
I think it was football and where it started.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
You think so because of the Patty the under armor,
Oh that would makes sense. Yeah, and then so do
you Who do you think is bigger? Is under armor
bigger than and one? And one has kind of falling
over the last couple of years, right.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
I don't think. And one isn't that Shacks?

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
Is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:55:35):
That's Shacks brand. I think that because he purposely made
it to be like that, like the Walmart, right, you know,
you get it, you know, low priced. He kept it,
which is good. But I don't think dude.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
There was a pair of of the Shacks his shoes
at fucking Walmart one time, and I was trying to
get Minel to buy. I was like, damn ships look good, dude,
Like for being a shoe only at Walmart. That looks
like a fucking solid shoe. And I don't think, And
I think that Shack if he's gonna put something out

(01:56:08):
like that, even if it's gonna be at at Walmart,
he's gonna make a solid product.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
He I think the story is he was supposed to
sign with a company and a stranger a mother told him,
you know you signing with these big companies. Our kids
can't afford those shoes. Da Da da, And he was like,
she's right, I'm not signing. I'll make my own shoe,
sell it at Walmart and make it affordable. So, you know,

(01:56:36):
props to.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Him, And that's part of I guess. Every year Walmart,
he was in so much money on cards, and he'll
go and he'll spend thousands of like he buys out
all their bikes and buys out a bunch of their
fucking toys and products.

Speaker 2 (01:56:54):
I'm not I hit you, I know, yeah, bite his shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:57:00):
Are finding you appreciate it. I tell you I'd make
it work. But he goes out and he'll spend all
this money and and then he spends the next couple
of days going out to these neighborhoods and giving out
toys and ship to these kids like Shack. You know,

(01:57:22):
he's uh And he doesn't brag about it, you know
what I mean, Like he's not he's not all over
the news doing it. He's his publicisen't calling people and saying,
oh he's He's just doing it because that's that's what
he feels, you know, what I mean, which is huge.
Like I would much rather a star be like that

(01:57:42):
than being followed by a camera of Oh look what
I'm doing, Look at I'm doing for the families, I'm
doing for the kids, or what I that's good to me?
That's kind of shitty, but you know, you what do
you think?

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
I feel the same way? And you know it's paying
off and dividends for him, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:58:03):
Oh, absolutely absolutely, that man's making all kind of money
left and right. But all anybody else, No, that's it,
that's it, all right, Hey, guys, thank you so much
for tuning in. Sorry we skifted out the last week
or two weeks, whatever it was, but we will see
you guys back next week. Find out about Tony's trip

(01:58:26):
to Phoenix and whatever what not, so and we'll let
you know what's going on, all right, Love you guys. Bye,

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