The Sporty Effect w/ Joslyn Jane

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Episode Transcript

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Wasn't of the Burli misfits, Andof course I'm was drawn with my wonderful
sea. I don't even know ifI can hear you, but I think
I can hear you. But I'llbe honest. I'll be honest. I'll
be honest. I've been putting myshrooms in my chocolate. I met mushrooms

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in my coffee every morning. That'swhy you're deaf. Yeah, you fuck.
I didn't know that I would haveI would have come on shrooms,
so I can't. Let's see there. And of course, uh, we're
joining with someone who was so wonderfulman. I had the opportunity meeting her

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uh at uh in Florida at uhExpus Miami, and we just said,
okay, we're really gonna get you. Let's talk shit about sports like I'm
like, I'm so excited to haveher own one. It's just such an
awesome, all seeing human being,you know, missus. Jocelyn Jane,
are you doing this? I'm doingamazing? How are you? Okay?

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So before we get into everything,can you tell the poor affordment souls who
don't know are who you are.My name is Jocelyn Jane. I'm a
porn star. I've been telling thewretches, tell the wretches so much.

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There's so much to cover. I'ma porn starry. I've been doing born
for seven years. I started asa cop who used to arrest black guys
and uh, the whole plot wasyou can either go to jail or you
can fuck us. And you knowan that was the porn that was Black

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Patrol. If you don't know,hey, yeah, I think we all
know. It's all showing up.You're like, what is this ship?
When I came in? When Icame in, When I came in,
were you like, wait, shelooks all big familiar. You already knew,

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you already knew. I didn't know, but now I know. Now.
I being like, I don't knowhow I feel about this video?
Is thataly? But let me goahead and see it, let me see
it through. But here's the thing, right, here's the thing. And
then it's not but it's hot,Yeah, it's hot. Like you're like,

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I wish cops would do that.I wish they would just grab my
deck instead of taking me to jailand being a piece of ship. And
that was really and one of thecomments on porn hoop. When I first
started was she cured racism, andI said, you know what I mean.
Yeah, I mean like, I'venever been to jail, but I

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have been accosted by the police before, and it's like I would I would
I would rather have one, youknow, you know, drink me off.
Well it's funny because I've been arrested. And when I was arrested,
I looked like Princess Peach. SoI was wearing this long hank dress and
the dude hit on me when Iwas zip tied. Oh, and I

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was like, you shice, youmotherfucker. And this was before I became
a cop, so I, oh, that was part of my character.
I was like I was I kindof morphed him into office or Jane a
little him. Okay, but weknow Watchet, just fuck you, a
big fuck you to you. Butalso you are part of Officer Jane Congratulations

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art life. Yeah. Before wewe don't come back to that, but
we didn't want to talk to sportswith you because yeah, you know,
you really into NFL and fantasy team, so so team like we were talking
about, you know, I'll dothis podcast whatever, and like she said,

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she's about to do her first wasit your first one or herd?
Like what number of your uh?But like was it before you eat your
first one or after first one?First team draft? Oh, I've done.
I've done. I've done draft sincetwenty eighteen. I've been I've been
doing fantasy. I mean I meantthis year though, h we did it.

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So I'm sharing a team with thefriend of mine just because time wise,
like sometimes I don't have time toset the teams up. But we
did our draft last week. Yeah. Yeah, I think I finished,
like my last of my sit Howdo you do it? Do you do
it on Yahoo? Or do youdo it on I use? I have
five one NFL dot Com okay,and I have one on ESPN Okay.
Yeah, we do Yahoo. I'mnot really sure, Like it's like a

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lot. I guess that's like alittle hood. I don't know. I
don't I don't like ya. Idon't like Yahoo's mainframe. Yeah, because
it's because I was showing someone.So I was showing Isaiah yesterday after I
shot with him. I was showingmy tim my team and he went into
the Yahoo app and he was like, this is weird. This is a
weird set up. Joss he waslike whatever, like he wasn't judging me,

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but he was like you could tellhe was like, this is an
amateur ship. He probably was.I told her this with Isaiah's and he
is the sweetest, No, heis so he's literally the sweetest human being
I've ever met, Like so sweetand so humble, and he like I
knew he wanted to talk shit,and I was like you should. I
actually kind of I'm not actually kindof into it. Spin in my mouth

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to choke me. Yeah, likeI'm not, I'm not friend of the
pod Isaiah Maxwell shout out to Isaiah, I know, I said before he
started actually shooting, And he's alwaysbeen the same way, which is which
is great to know that they havemade with mentality, you know. Yeah,
because he's from Ohio. Yeah,we're from Indiana. My sister laws

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from Indiana, so that I don'tknow, it's a good thing about in
Indiana. Indianapolis. Oh where y'allfrom? Gary, Indiana? Originally where
are you from? Okay, soyeah, we just you know, No,
I'm like, no, I thinkit was with with my team,

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like sa I did six, Iwas able to get the same quarterback almost
all of them who was your quarterback. Yeah, because I'm you know what
I'm I'm really okay, So I'mI'm an avid Heat fan, but I'm
also like and I'm technically a Dolphinsfan, but really I love the sport

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and the players more like my focusis more on that than like if I'm
not like one of those delusional Dolphinsfans who are like, We're gonna make
it to the super Bowl, becauselike we're not, But like it it's
nice that like we've like cause sinceDan Marino it's been a huge dip.
So now that we have Tyreek andfucking Wattle, I think it is this

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And I always point this out becausedon't all Dan Marino was a great quarter
back. Did you see his thirtyfor thirty when they asked him what does
it feel like to not have wonthe Super Bowl? And that motherfucker almost
went into tears, And I waslike, yo, interviewer, you're actually
an asshole and you know exactly whatyou're doing. Yeah, But it's like,
yeah, because because he's never wona Bowl, like in the top

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three, and I'm like, Ican't play him in the top three when
you have Montana and you have Bradyand you have Oh my god, the
other dude from I'm Sam France youngand you like, yet so many other
you know qbs that you know actuallyachieved the Bowl. But you also have

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to think, right, like it'skind of like the Jordan effect, right,
like Ai, that's probably a reasonwhy he never got a ring was
because of Jordan. Yeah, therewere a lot of quarterbacks Marino didn't get
it because who who was it?Lway or yeah, ol Way? That's
uh clearly one you have you havemy quarterback for Bills when we were went

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for in a role. Yeah.So that's that's what happens with a lot
of these players, is like,because there's one that's so dominant, they
kind of like miss that on gettinga championship and it sucks. But that's
just the way that sports is.Why I said wrong, Like, he's
not a bad quarterback at all.No, Dan Marino is arguably the best

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quarterbacks you have never won a SuperBowl. Arguably one of the best.
No. I mean, yeah,T know the title is it hurts to
be like you the best I know. And when when I saw the interview,
I saw the tears in his eyes. I started to cry too.
I was like, you just fuckingstruck a nerve. Dude, I get

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upset. I want him in thethroat. It is because like this is
like he's so beloved about a lotof people. Ye, not not even
just uh like Dolphin fans whatever,He's beloved by a lot of people.
Yeah, But and I agree,he's probably like probably the top within top

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three is the best ones we've neverwanted who've never won a champion. Yeah,
there's there's a few quarterbacks who deservedit and Seal could never get especially
during the Brady days. Yeah that, you know, especially when the Brady
days and should have like you knowhow many how many great quarterbacks lost out
because Brady was just Brady, youknow, like yeah, but you got

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all. You can't beat yourself upabout it. Also, you know,
I go to Dolphins games a lot, and I usually said, like you
can kind of see Marino if youlook over. He's like in the little
you know, in the little office, nicest guy. Like I grew up
in Miami, so like he weused to go to his restaurant all the
time. I like met him.I used to do promotional modeling before I

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did porn, so like I've methim on like doing like events like for
the super Bowl and stuff like there. He's a really nice guy, like
really a stand up person. Inever wanted Super Bowls. I've I've been.
I've been to three games, butexcuse three games at Dolphins Stadium.

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So I lived to Miami for twoyears. Okay, and since I'm a
Bills fan, they do come down. I have to tell you, I
love the Bills. I love JoshAllen. The thing I love about Bills
fans is they're so passionate, likethey're just like they You've seen the whole
thing where they they fall on thetables. Yeah, and I think that,
Yeah, like I think I wouldlove to go to a Bills game

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just because they're so crazy and Ilove their energy. I never went to
a table, but I've been tothe tailgating one in Miami where we went
through tables in Miami, and Iused to work those events like as a
model, like handing out drunk peopleroll ads and maybe like I don't want
your role ads, but I wantyour number, and I'm like, okay,
I have a great day, continuecontinue from whatever. But yeah,

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Bell's fans party hardest. Fuck Eaglesfans too. Yeah, I know I've
seen videos with Eagles fans and oh, Eagles fans terrifying me. They're terrifying.
I know a couple of them.I don't like the Eagles fans is
like when you leave the stadium,like if you the other team won,

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they are very very ruled me tothe posing team. I have a friend,
true Tory, he was sixteen yearsold, goes to Philly, goes
to an Eagles game. He's aGiants fan, he's sixteen. He makes
the mistake of wearing a Giant's jersey. They throw full on beer cans out

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his head and he's sixteen years old. That's what I'm saying, is like
I've been just like I've been toRaiders games. I wear a white shirt.
You don't need to know a teambefore. It doesn't matter like you
go to you go to games likethat, you were something like this,
You wear something neutral that nobody Youdon't know what team I'm written for.
I'm just here to watch the game, ain't We ain't pick in size because

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you I know, you've seen likepeople get into So I studied rod and
Argentina and they're super crazy about soccerover there. I remember going to a
game with my ex and we hadto sit up in the rafters sec He
was like, I can't have youwhat they call them to buy a Brava,
which are like the like the hooligansthat they have in London, right,
who are completely banned from stadiums becausethey literally used to kill each other

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over teams. It's crazy. It'slike a cult over there. And I
remember like looking down where all thebuy a Brava were and they were fighting,
literally getting into fist fights over whocould put their sign up. I'm
like, this is crazy, liketouch grass, so get laid do something
like sports are fun, but likethere's more to like than that, you

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know, to think. I thinkit's like I think everybody take it too
serious. Yeah no, I meanI understand you gotta be patteonate about the
game. Yeah, Argentina, it'sa mental illness. I remember when this
was so, I was there intwenty eleven. This was when I think
it was River went down to So. The way that the rankings work in

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Argentina is it's A B C andD so A is the best teams,
right, So I think it waslike it was either Boca or River ended
up playing him Nazia, which wasa B team and they got knocked down
to B and they were they werein the A category unto him Nazia and
knocked them down. I my exwas watching the game. I took a
nap. I could hear them breakingthe stadium in my sleep. We were

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forty blocks away from the stadium.I could hear them break. The players
couldn't leave. They threatened to killthem. Like yeah, serious, it's
so serious. And Eagles fans arekind of like that. They're very like
like it's like, dude, it'snot that serious. It's like like when
it comes to football and football likeI I've been I went to I went

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to Africa before and I was inGhana and it was doing take it.
Yeah, it was like, Ilove how passionate. And that's when that's
when I got more and more intothe soccer football because of how passionate they
were. Yeah, during the WorldCup in two thousand and six and I'm
like, oh my god. Yeah. My parents lived in Brazil in the

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eighties when you know, when peletwas playing and they said it was it
was nuts. And I remember likeMadadona, like when I lived in Argentina,
like he was a god. Likeif you had a Madadona shot shirt
on, you were like cool,Like he's a god over there. He
could do no wrong. Like they'relike yeah, yeah, and here it's
just not Soccer is just not yeah. I mean like, I mean now

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that Messi's moved, there's to miamisbecoming a little bit. There's some teams
out here that you know are goodor fun to watch off and the one
and like the only time I personallyonly watched soccer is during the World Cup.
Yeah, because I lived. Iwas like, is this same with
basketball? I can't watch it intothe thing. My whole thing was soccer,
So like soccer was really the firstsports. So I grew up my

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dad's dad was really big into sports. He was a Jets fan, He
was a Yankees fan. I thinkhe was a Knicks fan back when they
were good. When uh, what'shis name? Will think, yeah,
start and Starks did that? Manjust did this? That one? You
guys thought the post documentary, right, yeah, yeah, when he because

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Starks has a lisp, so youdo you remember when he's like, did
that man just did this? Whenhe's talking about like I'm not doing the
greatest impression. But it's one ofmy favorite memes to send my it's like
but yeah, So my issue wassoccer now because I got so into Like
so, I grew up watching tennis, that was basically what we watched as

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kids, and then I had anaxe who got me in like so I
lived in Argentina, I got intosoccer, and then I kind of got
into UFC, and then I reallygot into the NBA. And the thing
with soccer now watching it is it'ssuch a low scoring game that it's hard
for me to keep my attention.With basketball, it's back and forth,

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and it's it's a high scoring gamewith you know, with soccer it's a
little bag. Oh see, Ithink one I think with this tag and
the same thing with like it's thesame thing with bad with me that made
me watch it less than I usuallydo. But because I have friends who
have rigged in the rules, there'sso many new rules that keep getting editing.

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Yeah, like let them fight likeI want. I want, you
know what one of my favorite thingsto do is to go on YouTube and
just watch the fights from the nineties. I mean, you just fucking go
at it. That's why, honestly, and I always make this joke about
who's the guy Golden State who's justreckless. I know you're talking about that

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Graymond Draymond. He doesn't play basketball, he plays football. He just tat
was a motherfucker, and like,this is the thing. But that's good,
d But that's also like you're playingfootball. This is this is other
than saying because everybody talked about,you know, the game in general,

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of players today playing like I'm like, the thing is, it's such a
different game like people people today,like people from the nine and who do
a lot better because of the rulesthat are a little minute now. But
also some of the shorter players probablywouldn't have had a chance. He probably
wouldn't have been in the other becausebecause because kids are getting more and more

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gigantic. Like okay, woman Yama, I saw him. I don't know
how I pronounced him, so sorry, we love you, but I saw
him when I was in New Yorkduring the draft. I was just walking
and I saw him in Times Square. It's like seeing a giraffe in the
wild. You're like, this iscrazy. I mean, he's Jike,
he's seven foot four. That thatin the ninth I mean, Shaq was
giant and he was seven feet.Grandma would have got a ring if it

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would playing today. I can't thinkit was real name right now, who's
the dude? Is like dress withGrandama? He played, he played for,
he played with with Bugsy. Hewas a foreigner. He's in space
jam. It's not uh fu.He was on family matters. Yes,

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I can't remember that person. Ibelieve he would have had a rig if
he played today, yeah, comparedto back then. But like I think,
is it's so much if you breatheon somewhat wrong, you get a
foule these days, and it's likeyeah, and then if you're if you
if you celebrate, like that's partof the game. Like, that's part
of ship talking. Like I grewup as an athlete, and that's what

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I like to see. It's like, I want to see you ship talk.
I want my two favorite players ofall time. This hasn't not just
my personal favorite players Ai and DennisRodman. Why because Ai was like fuck
practice he practice. I probably probablyone. I'm sorry. I love I

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love that. No, I loveit. I know I love it.
I And you know what the thingabout it that I love about it is
that I know people who have knownhim over the years, and they were
like, yo, Ai was justone of those dudes. It was built
different. He would close the stripclub down and then that night he would
drop forty on your ass. Ohwell, yeah, he's a fucking glad
to shout out to Ai and thenyour robe. So Rob and I ran

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into a couple of years ago,and I picked up something very valuable from
him that I still used to thisday, which is he said good to
see you. My fucking never metme, but he just said good to
see you, because you never knowif you've met someone before or not.
And I was like, he he'salso he's also I ran into him at
eleven, which is a twenty fourhours strip club in Miami for those of

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us who don't know, Yeah,you know now. I used to think
I was like, really forget awill to some people. I made this
one person once at the Playboy Mansionin Passing and we just said high to
each other. And then like whensomeone like it's just that. In fact,
if someone said good to see youand it makes you think you were
a bit more me, it's likeyeah, yeah, even even if they

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don't remember who ye are. Yeah, and like someone said that to me.
I was like, you remember,Robin made me feel special that day.
I was like, I love youeven more. Yeah, I read
Robin's book and everything, like I'mlike, yeah, no, I like
the way I just think he's sofunny, the way that he opened shoes.
I mean, he's a fucking animal. I just I just love it.

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He's a gremlin. I'm from Florida. I'm a gremlin. I appreciate
a Gramlin when I see one.But I hate the whole celebration rule because
there's so many plays well it celebratestaunting, and it's like come on now,
like they're set like you can't youcan't like do it damn because yeah,

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what about the Angel Reyes thing rightif she you know, the whole
debate right of if she were awhite girl, because Caitlin Clark was doing
the same shit to her and youknow, and she didn't you can't see
me ship, which I thought wasgreat. I was like, you talk
to your shad it all the time, like literally all the time, and
then you do it once and itYeah, it's like come on, broad

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Spade. I mean, yeah,I do think what they were saying,
what made it worse, Like comparisonwas the fact that she ran and chased
her down and to do it inher face, yeah, compared to Caitlin,
oh, the other girl just justdoing it in general. And so
I can. But Caitlyn poked thebear, and that's one thing you don't

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fucking do. Somebody one of themtoo. Once you poke the bear,
you don't go back. I mean, yeah, don't do It's like,
Okay, you shouldn't. You shouldn'thave started it. That's why I had
no issue with it, but Idid, like I did read there like
the reason why they were upset.And I can say, yeah, but

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it's all fair play, is that? Like, yes, it's all fair
play. Yeah. And I reallyhate the piloty especially this is destroyed the
NFL because like if you celebrate yeah, I gotta I tackled the quarterback and
you sell yeah, or you stepover somebody. Well like Jaylen Waddle does
the waddle thing, you know.I mean I think that's cute, but

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like there are some that like butthat that's like a why I think he
does that to water down what hewould actually prefer to do, because they're
like they would probably pull him asideand we're like, hey, you can't
well. And he also comes fromthe house of Nick Saban, and Nick
Saban doesn't play fucking games. SoI just like, I just I like,

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I get it just bothers me becauseI know it was a game that
the Bills were in we lost andwe like gave up. Would you play?
I think I think it was againstthe the Eagles last year. The
Eagles, Yeah, when they wereAnd you know what, I hate to
say this, like whenever Eagles fanswin, it's just like it's so obnoxious,
like you don't have to like burnyour city down, Like it's like

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it's so crazy. Like in Miami, like there's other things to do.
There's the beach, like we havea lot of other things. I guess
in Philly there's not much else todo besides obsessed about the fucking Eagles.
I would say this though, likelike depending on where like you are,
if you're if it's a regular aregular game, it's no need to celebrate

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like that. But I do knowlike this before you got to I you
like, when my my college wentto the we're going to the finals,
Like the entire like area they werejust breaking down trees like they were just
again and it was. It washectic on on campus. And I'm like

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Jesus Christ because we won a Finalfour this game, I mean we didn't.
We ain't win yet. Yeah,we end up losing. We end
up losing. Where did you goIndiana? University of Limoth, Indiana,
Okay, Yeah, I came.I went there the year after Bobby Night
got fire. Okay, I reallyjust missed Bobby. Yeah. And are
there a lot of players who havebeen drifting from that school? A few?

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There's been a few, yeah,though, well one of them went
to the NFL. That's we're hardy, did uh. There's been a few
that went well because you know theyalways talk about like like okay, like
the top twenty five ranks, likefootball teams were usually fear schools for the
NFL. But it doesn't matter.Like ceedee lamb right once. I think

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it was Oklahoma State. They lived, breathe, and eat football. But
he was the only one on thatteam that was drafted. I mean,
if you're good enough, they'll fuckingfind you. Look at lamar Odom Randall
Randall l same ship. Randall Ellwent to Okay, That's that's when I
know that that stick like Jimmy wentto Marquette, Like Jimmy Butler went to
Marquette. I I fuck, Ithink did Wade go to market I'll say

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I'll say this, Uh, wehad we had a player that ended up
being one of the grades of alltime, and we didn't want to play
him, and so he left forour school with the Idiotta State. Yeah
talking about talking about you know,Larry Bird. Yeah, yeah, he
like they want like they literally wedraft like he came to our school.
Who's your basketball team? Well,like other bulls, I'm bulls like,

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oh like no. I love zachLavine. I wish he had help.
He's too cute to just be losinglike that. It hurts me. I
think it's like I still cheer.I st talent. It's zach Lavine is
talented. He just needs other talentaround him. Is is DeMar j ros
and selling the bulls? I haven'tpaid attention because I love DeMar I love

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Damorrow. He's one of those wholike he was such a great player and
it's painful, like it pains mebecause like their injuries, due to their
injuries, they could have been somuch better. There's another player who comes
to mind, but I am blankingon him at the moment, Like yeah,
with the NBA, I've like whatevermy teams I cheered for when I

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was a child. De Rose,That's what I'm thinking Rose could have been.
And it hurts me, like Ilove but I still love him.
He's I think it's like when hewas early in his career, he was
really he was really a fragile solike Glass. So yeah, trust me,
we had all a demo, hetrust me. I know my fuckmail.

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Where is he now? I don'tknow. I had to look it
up. But I still love him. Shout out to him. Yeah he's
with But it it gives us likewhen it's like for me, like I
still care for the teams I cheeredfor when I was a child, and
my NBA things is the only onethat switched because I was a fan of
the Magic when they first entered theyear and that's the first time I really

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knew anything about basketball, so thatso what team was that was that shock?
And that was eighty eight Okay,so that was that was like literally
when they first got they were firstfranchised. Ye yeah, And I just
liked the colors and That's why Iwould cheer for the magic. And then
you know what, I do alot of like a lot of my color

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coordinations. I look at team liketeam colors and I go off that I'm
like the worst that was gonna.No, it's actually a really good except
when it's purple and gold. I'mlike Ls and not the Lakers. What's
crazy is, uh, Blakers fanswere fucking annoying, Like all my they

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can be what do you mean theycan be. Let me tell you something.
So when we were when we werein the when we were in the
bubble, okay, every single oneof my Lakers friends said something, I
muted every single one of them,and I said, that's strike one.
I said strike two. You're fuckingblocked. And the thing is is that

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I'm a heat fan, but likeeven if we had one, I wouldn't
have rubbed it in their face.I know that they're in pain. It's
like when that reporter asked men DanMarino, how does the field or not
win a Super Bowl? Yeah,it's painful, Like we're not we don't
have to talk about it. ButLakers fans are just like, oh,
they're just gonna fucking rubber and you'relike, you know what, and when
that's all I was. You know, I went to NBA summer this year

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and I ran into so many Lakersfans that I had a heat hat on,
and they wanted to start ship,and I was like, well,
at least we made it to thefucking playoffs. Shut up, like,
I mean, the proof is inthe pudding. We didn't. We didn't
get there. I mean, listenthat. The whole thing with this,
with this playoff series against the Nuggetswas it was you talked about space Sham

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earlier. It was basically like MichaelJordan and the Lunar Tunes going up against
the monsters. They're just too big. They were, They're gigant. I
saw Aaron Gordon in real life.I was like, I was in heels.
I was six feet. He's stillmassive. I was like, you're
right, I'm five nine, okay, but I was wearing like three inch
heels, so I was six yeah, so I'm tall. So like,

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but even like when a dude's sixseven, because my brother and my dad
are six four, but even ifyou're six out and I'm like, yo,
that's the three inches makes a difference. Yeah, that's what she said,
every every way like it does.It does make a difference. Yeah,
But Eric Gordon's what six ten,He's fucking massive and he's built like

(29:53):
he's very big. Like I golfin Miami and uh, Rayal and Alonso
in the morning playler all the time. And it's just like it's so interesting
just because they have completely different bodytypes. You know, ray Allen's like
very like skinny, but he's alsolike six four. And then you have
Alonzo who's like six eleven, whohas like special clubs that he has to

(30:14):
hit because he's so gigantic. Yeah, he's six foot eleven. And here
here I'm where we hear I'm fivesix year What were they feeding them straight
from the town right? You know? And the funny thing is is that

(30:36):
I hated milk as a kid,and but my brother loved it because my
mom like bamboozoed us. We woulddrink skim milk and I was like,
Mom, it's like water. Yeah, it's water milk, right, it's
milk water, That's basically what itis. So I hated it. My
brother drank it every night. Hegrew to be six four. I'm only
five nine, But I was like, you know what, if I was
any taller, it would be crazy. You know, I'm tall enough,

(31:00):
like I like, I'm like thatperfect, Like I'm tall, but like
if I was even taller to standout even more, yeah, people be
like I think I think he's thatfucking Viking, like she's tall. I
think I failed. I figured outlater in life that, like I heard
like I could, I could drinkvitamin D milk, but it's not the

(31:23):
best kind I would like to drink, like I could drink two just drinking
two percent. Yeah, vitamin D. I probably need something to mix with
it, like if I'm eating cerealand dump or dunking cookies whatever, like
I need as something that to dilutethe danis yeah, and yeah, so

(31:44):
that's why. No, Like whenI went to college, I had a
friend who lived in Denver. Shegrew up in Denver, and like I
basically realized when I was nineteen thatI was like gasolate my whole life about
milk. And I was like,wait, wait, So she was like,
so when I was a kid,we drank cheepers at home. Milk
was like a tree. I waslike, yeah, we only had skim
milk in my house. Like theclosest thing we had to like, the

(32:06):
closest thing we had to whole milkwas half and half, and my parents
put in their coffee and it wasstill fat free half and half lando legs
because it was the nineties and wewere all terrified of fatime. On the
side, note, I think onepercent takes worse than skim milk. Really,
I don't think I've tried one percent. I'm only tried to one person
at whole. I feel like acalf never drinking out of a saucer.

(32:30):
I've tried scent and whole and Idon't even know what three never. Yeah,
one percent. I thought I justwent like red blue light blue skim
two percent, yeah, the label, the color of the labels, so

(32:52):
skim was blue. Yeah. Yeah, But I don't drink milk now,
you know. I have a friendwho was a kid, and he has
a theory that we're all like alittle lactose intolerant. So his kids here
we are. We are. Yeah, I think all of us are too
an extent Like, Okay, sowhen I was a kid, I used
to love dairy queen. Now Igo, I can only eat half a
bizzard and then my stomach is like, oh you raggedy bitch, and I'm

(33:15):
like I have a stomach ache andI stop. I'm like I can't do
this right now. See, It'sjust it makes its flat house. Yeah,
just like it makes me realize likeas a kid, like I was
like, oh no, wonder,I felt like shit half the time because
I was just eating chemicals and justeating whatever. I eat so much candy,
eat ups. Yeah it's teal wow, Teal. Oh, I didn't

(33:43):
know Teal. I never that's Inever got kind of one percent. Yeah,
I've had like wow, I wantedby misteak because I was buying super
sent Like did you drink it waslike two fifty two percent. I mean
it's two six ended up spoiling inmy because they didn't end up thrown out,

(34:07):
yeah, because it was about itwas I also can't buy milk anymore.
I'm never in the house for longenough, so I prefer like all
milk or oat milk or something likethat. If I'm gonna have a milk,
well a small amount, yeah,but half and half last forever.
I usually I usually purchased the grassfad milk because it lasts a lot longer.
Yeah, So I'm always looking atthe expiration dates. I'm like,

(34:30):
oh, October, okay, becauseI had October. I looked at that
time, like this seems kind oflong from now, but okay, that's
what you say. Ever know,I purchased some milk at the start of
August. It didn't make spire tolike sometimes in September that was grass fad
milk sorry, and that was yeah. Uh but at the beginning of September,

(34:55):
speaking of grap yeah, we're atthe beginning of September. It's gone.
Okay, I bought it, andyou said somewhere in September, I
was start. Yeah. Sometimes itcan last like three weeks to a month
the almond and last for really forreal longer because it's different. It's a
different u different make. Yeah,I ate a lot of I'll buy it

(35:20):
when I eat a lot of cereal. Oh you know, I don't even
eat cereal. I used to,but like I don't eat carbs anymore.
Really like that. I had carbsat breakfast though. Today was good.
So I had an omelet with likea bunch of like bacon apple sausage,

(35:42):
and then I had a holy toastand then I put the egg on my
homely toast like that, like alittle like a breakfast sandwich. Yeah,
but I try not to eat carbsafter four but still like and we were
talking about working out, you haveto eat carbs like but also carbs are
an everything, but like you dohave to eat carbs to grow, Like
you're not going to grow if youdon't eat carbs. Like if you want

(36:06):
to fat apps, you gotta eatsome bread. Yeah, it was in
valadies, take it from me.I've been slowly cut out some things from
my diet just for health reason.Also gluten. Like when when I think
about carbs, they and I'm like, I like when I stopped eating them,
I did, like loose keto,I lost a lot of weight and

(36:29):
I was like, yo, Ijust have more energy. And it was
because gluten. Also we talked abouthow everybody is a little bit lactose intolerant.
I think we're all a little bitgluten intolerant as well. And it's
just a it's just different degrees ofit. Right, I've been I didn't
eat nice whole natural foods. Ididn't I didn't see someone potato have a

(36:52):
bad gluten reaction until like I thinkseventeen and they were sitting next to me
in like the nurse brought them somethingto eat whatever, and they had because
they had jets came in and theydidn't know about their fluting thinking and they
should have told oh maybe they didn'tknow. They had literally jets got into

(37:13):
the hospital and but they needed theyneeded to eat, you know, they
had to get some food and nursetime me because they are I think they
get in trouble if you don't eatfor a certain amount of time. And
they ate where they were they wherewere they ate? I forget what it
was. And then they had areaction and then there was a whole Celiacs
is a real right next to me. It was like, oh my god.
Yeah. I had a professor incollege who had Celiacs and she showed

(37:38):
us picture. I mean it's horrific, like they it almost it's like it's
like psoriasis on steroids. It's likeher she had all these like react like
its just inflammatory. You know,it's an inflammatory response. We're also all
very inflamed. All yeah, Likethat's why you should take turmeric. Listen

(37:59):
to last, what's tic Turmeric helpswith inflammation? What let's totally make I
get so I take one that I'llsend you what I take. I take
turmeric quirt quirt, what's quart tomwith the cordisome cortisol Q No oh wait

(38:22):
no do z z Q? Yeahyeah, critically you joint yeah yeah,
and that mixed with bromelin. Sobromeline helps with bruising because I like to
get fucked hard. So like youknow, when you go on set,
they're like, you have a yeahyou have, you have a hammocker on
your ass. You have a bruise. Sorry you can we have to shoot
you tomorrow. I'm like, allright, no, fuck you. I

(38:44):
took my bromlen today, Dick.I mean because right now, like one
of the things I've been mainly takingoutside, you know, iron peels,
and I take more one a day. I start as e green vegetables,
I think this, Are you scaredof them? With the taste? Like
I don't Ever I had a buddylike that and he said I hated vegetables,

(39:07):
and then he realized when he becamean adult that he just didn't live
with anybody that knew how to cookvegetables. No. No, it's like
I hadn't started roasting. And we'llsee. I grew up in Miami,
So really, all you need todo, honestly a little bit of all
of oil small persons, because likeI've been eating, I've been eating green

(39:28):
beans a lot more because I figuredout how to season or whatever. And
the thing is, it's like outsideof that, I have these powders that
give you, like I have thesuper foods. I tried a one for
a little bad. I tried aone a G or a one you know
what I'm talking about, Like thatgreen stuff that they promote on Instagram,
and I was just like, Iheard it. Maybe puke And I was

(39:52):
like, okay, I'm good forme. For me, I'm just gonna
eat more. It tastes it takeon the fiber. Its is the breakfast
to day yesterday? You many timesand one in the evening day said it,

(40:14):
I don't I what was the shapeof these? He used to I
kid, you not go four orfive days with Oh that's not healthy at
all, that's horrible. I hada friend like that in college who used
to hold it in and she'd belike I'm bloated, and I'm like I
wonder why, no, Like no, what what what are he's telling to

(40:37):
say? Is like I probably eatlike one big meal a day. Me
too. On the same way.If I get one more meal a day,
I'm doing well. But like whenI wake up, I usually have
like a banana power bar or someyogurt. I do some stuff I gotta
do, go to the gym,and then after the gym, that's when
I have my power meal. Yeah, I don't. I don't even I

(40:57):
don't even any drinkers like that.So mainly I eat one big mel of
day invests it. You don't evensnack in between. Sometimes I don't lie.
Huh huh said I don't want youexcell in prison. I don't.
Okay, now, I said,he's okay, Okay, he'll say he's

(41:19):
saying he has all kinds of snacks. He kind of eats candy all day.
Awesome, No, that's awesome.As I have a blue Pop and
I went to tow last night andI tipped the lady a bunch of money.
So if you guys want to bluepop, I have one. No,
No, because no, I He'llorder a lot of food and eat

(41:42):
it over the course of the day. Sarah Jay is like that, Okay,
she'll order order like she'll order likeliterally enough food for like five people,
and then we'll just take bits andpizza and then she'll take it home.
Yeah, I'm like, eat itover something. I'm the same line.
He's like, if I order apizza, okay, it might I
would the whole piece of myself,but it might take me like four hours

(42:02):
to eat it. Yeah, soit still I eat. Literally I can
eat one piece of pizza and I'mfine. I'm followed up and I almost
feel sick, and I'm like I'mgood, Like we don't have to do
that again for another year. Ihad ulcers when I was a kid,
so my stumming is all types offucked. I usually try to eat the
same ten food today. Shit,you know, like I like, but

(42:25):
I'll eat any types of vegetables.I love fruit, Like I'm not a
picky I'm not a picky eater atall. Like I grew up the one
thing I don't like the one time, because this was how I'm speaking up.
My mom was a leo, soshe was like I was doing my
laundry by the time I was eight, Like I was already a very independent
kid because she was like, I'mnot doing this ship for you. I'm

(42:45):
not your fucking maid on your momfuck you, which I respect. But
she used to cook these salmon steaksand they were thickest shit from publics and
they had the netting around them,and the when she used to cook something
like like it imagines like a littlekid. You're like like this is where
I draw a line. Like Ieat oysters, I eat bought tons of

(43:07):
shit, but like that thick assthing of salmon. I was like,
I'll make a pedi and ja,that's the one time I ever made.
I'm an extremely. I can't eatliver, like liver and onions. I
used to love living where I waslike in high school. I haven't had
it in a while, but chickenlivers really like I'm an extremely, So
I goat in Argentina a little gamylebecause like because like for example, like

(43:32):
I can eat a potato almost anyway you can make it, but I
cannot eat potatoes potatoes. It's childhoodtrauma. It's like if I gave what
because it was from the box?No no, no, likee like sometimes

(43:52):
like in my house it was likefor some reason, oh, we had
was fucking potatoes for a long time, so we had paper haels like every
fucking day. So now I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I
grew, I grew. I grewup my grandmother and like my cousin lived
with us, and like he wantedmad potatoes every free, good day,

(44:15):
and like after so long, it'seating it every day. This station is
like, oh yeah, pick thisaway, and it's not it's not that
as bad as just like I justliterally yeah, I've had I had it.
I've had enough with potatoes to lastme a lifetime. Yeah, and
so but everything was like I don't, I don't. I don't like green

(44:35):
food. I like roasted potatoes.I would say, I like, uh
like almost any any other way youcan make them fries well with or without
the salt, almost eat everything.Go head and what's your who makes your
favorite fry? In your opinion?Fast food was Ratley Checkers, Same check
Ye. I was just gonna saythat's like, that's yeah, it's just

(45:01):
the bas bas like I would.I would say this, but back in
the nineties, the way they caveso you used to mego before they went
to potato, Yeah, those thosewere good. I used to I always
like Long John Silvers. I've neverbeen to Long Drawn but I've never been.

(45:23):
I see, I'm not I'm nota fish person. I would never
eat the fish. They have thesechicken planks and then like the batter on
the chicken planks, it'd be likeon the fries too, kind of so
they'd be super crumpchy fries. Yeah. Yeah, I used to like like
I used to, I don't reallylike they got they get rid. I

(45:44):
like bass seasoning too, Like Ilike it when people put bass seasoning on
potatoes. Oh yeah, that's reallyOh like I've never had one put obey
on. You never seen like likeyou've never been in boiling crab or like
a like a sea. Same.Yeah, Oh they're really good. I've
had it. I've had it onlike you know, you know, kind

(46:05):
of spicy for you, but it'skind of spicy. Man. I just
did a chicken. I just didit. I just did it. I
just did it. I did ahot wing kid kid answer and survived.
Yeah, I would die. Hehe ate eleven im or eight of'em
or something like, oh shit,yeah he's stupid. He ate like nine.
Okay, until you don't even knowthe one, the one Chip sat

(46:27):
Talent Drake where it is a reallyreally hot chip and your onest wasn't eat
one because it gives you dangerous anddid not consume this meaning whatever, this
dunning e eight of'em in peace, fourteen year old child, he any
this dummy he died, he diedand he had eight of'em. And
it was like, you know,okay, I'm sorry, fucking stupid,

(46:52):
can you be? Also, whenI was a kid in elementary school as
a dare, I ate a ghostpepper And but I did it for money,
obviously, see but I like hientire loaf of wonderbread after that,

(47:12):
like and I was in tears,and I was like, never again.
See I got some money out ofit. It's always somebody around, Like
it's that I've done. I've donea lot of dumb, dumb things for
free, Like for EA Sports theywere going to campus to campus and I
drank three bottles of hot sauce straight. I d a bottle mustard and then

(47:37):
and then I I didn't have diarrhea. But like when I was in my
last listen no no, no,no, listen back, let me finished,
I didn't get I didn't get diarrhea. I didn't get that arrhea.
I did. I did like Ididn't have to go po I didn't have

(47:57):
to go poop like like in ourlater and I was inclined. We do
need to touch on this whenever.At some point, what do you have
coming out of way? Everybody shouldlook forward to. Oh so I have
a new scene with Isaiah Maxwell comingout. Okay, you've been talking about
a long day to day, likeyou know, I just like Maxwell.

(48:19):
I have a scene with Evany Mystique, uh Young the Boss and need Nasty.
Okay, that's out of my onlyfans as well. Okay, nay
school people. I need to hangout with him. And yeah, I
taught him how to stretch out hisuh his hip when we shot, because
he was like, my hips werealways tight, and I was like,

(48:40):
I got you right, man,because I used to peg dudes, so
I know how. It's like,yeah, you know, okay, we're
coming, so you do well likeit's one of my and I also,
I travel with a yoga strap sothat I can like stretch up, stretch
out my legs, especially because myleft leg that's tight, especially when I

(49:02):
run a lot. I yelled,the strap that's for stretching, not a
strap strap. Yeah you know youknow this for some reason, like,
oh, you mean that's type ofstrap. She got a strap, strap,
strap straps. She got on astrap for your penis, like for

(49:25):
your fake dick when you yeah,okay, we call it okay, Okay.
I'm from Florida, so you know, yeah, you know you got
a strap. So she got sofor some reason. So for some reason,
I've been bouncing around certain like Instagram, like people like Gonna Live Feet

(49:46):
and a lot of them are beentalking about pegging lately, and I'm like,
you saw that rapper came out,you saw that rapperly came out,
but hu, So it's some likeunknown dude, and I feel like he
honestly did it so that he couldgo viral because like my friend said it
to me, so it worked,he got attention. So it's this dude

(50:09):
admitting I think it was. Yeah, you know, it's just like okay,
so it's you want me to youwant me to pull it off because
I can. No, you don't, you know. But the thing is
like it like I don't do thatto anybody else's fetish. Yeah, but
now I'm curious to know a rapper. So this is never opinion with your

(50:34):
shoot. I don't I wash no, I was I would say this last
night on last night on Instagram.I personally do not like anybody touching my
whole, my booty hole at all. It's it's just it's always okay.
So the rapper's name was four phoR. Never heard of him, never
even listen to his music. Yeah, so so he admitted that he like

(50:59):
they he dated a lot of dominantwomen, and it kind of started with
like they wanted to peg him andlisten as somebody who is a dominant person.
I can be both. I'm aswitch, but like, because I'm
a switch, I've never been like, hey, by the way, I
want to peg you, Like,you have to bring that up first.
I'm not gonna like I'm cool withjust eating your ass and doing shit like

(51:22):
putting a finger in there. Butif you want me to peg you,
I will, but like, I'mnot gonna bring that up. Yeah,
Like you have to bring that up. But this dude openly admitted to like
Angela eat on lips forface, Ilike my girl strapped up. But I
have pegged a dude. This wasyears ago at fet Com and I pegged

(51:45):
dude and it was so he waslike, so so he had a whole
set up. It was like theseItalian made harnesses like strapped for yeah,
and they were like and he waslike, this is Italian. They were
like, this one was made inAmsterdam. I'm like, okay, like
whatever, we all have our saying, you know. And I mean he

(52:07):
took the biggest fucking dilda. I'veever seen somebody who can shove an eightage
dildo all the way down her throat. I was thoroughly impressed. You had
the depth of his asses. Remindsme really quick what you were saying before
we started. I went to thebase. Were said before you started about
the ten pound there's a ten pounddildo or what were we talking about?

(52:29):
Yeah, the ten pound dildo thatbad Dragon sent me because I said extra
large, not looking at it.And it also has a pump so it
comes, so you can make itcome, and it's fake pops out of
it. It has a name andeverything. We call it dragons Bress.
So so since our time's limited,there's one thing I wanted to talk about
before we left too. We weretalking before we started. I was telling

(52:50):
you that like in my house,and I say, there's a lot of
people like I literally have boxes uponboxes of toys. Let just give the
people because like something I get forfreeze, something I paid for it,
and it's just like they're just thereand I'm like, please take this.
Yeah, because like whenever whenever Ieat, like well, whenever you go
to xviiz or AVN or anything,they always give you goodie bag and there's
always auger, there's always a vibe, there's always a toy in it.

(53:13):
Yeah, but at least one ifnot. But that's what people go.
May people come to my house andshop and I'm gonna tell you something about
that after we leave. But toeverybody where they can find you, where
they can enjoy your content, wherethey can, you know, love everything
about you because you are very veryfun and I hate that we have so
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(53:34):
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(54:39):
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