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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your video. Tony has no video right now.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Little weird.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's a little weird right now. All we're looking at
is a drawing of of Sparky. Sorry exact whoa Holy crap,
I was leaning in there. You gotta watch watch yourself
with that look.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I pop into the world just like children.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that a new camera you're using?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
No, it is not. Hello everybody in Facebook Live land.
We are the pod Guys podcast, bringing it to you
as we do every Monday, ten fifteen Eastern Standard time,
on time every time, because.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
We push the buttons and we do the thing.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's ten eighteen, but that's cool. I'm Tony Kash Kevin Neary.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Here. Of course we have the ever lov and p costume,
the painter of the the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Your intro reminded me of Paul Rudd from Anchorman two
sixty of the time works every time, every time.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Wait what.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Lath and spark He's got a new graphic and magenta
we'll call that Magenta meets hot pink and the h
and the eye hitting together. He is greeting everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
The baby fresh, my my sir.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Baby baby fresh. Big announcement. Here in the Neary household,
we have met.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa event, big event, worldwide, Kevin, worldwide,
worldwide event. Kevin is a father. That's the right, folks.
If you bet on that, you would bet on anything.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
People are betting on me. Fucking that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Five dollars. The three of us that are going to
get anything, it's probably you.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Little Amelia may Neeri who was born in April twenty nine.
She came a little bit early, so you know, we
had to take some extra precautions. But she is home
right now, and above her crib she has a live
stream to her favorite podcast that she listened to while
still in the womb, The Pod Guy's podcast. Right now,

(02:26):
just proving that when you listen to the when you
have your babies, listen to the pod Guys podcast while
still in the womb, they will be advanced enough to
come out a month early. How about that now?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
I was told that she was born with the Pod
Guy's podcast t shirt.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah we got it.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, she had all the swag. We even got her
a tattoo on her forehead. It's the MS thirteen gang.
You know that way lends in gets get it on
the knuckles.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, that's a beautiful thing. Give It's like kind of
like the carrot on the stick.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You put the you put the T shirt on the
end of that stick, and she was like the anticipatory
of coming out.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
She just jumped right out of the womb.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I rubbed the T shirt, the magic T shirt over
the belly, and the water broke.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's what happened. That's what happened.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I knew it. Next thing, you know, babies. This is
how everybody knows.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
How baby Yeah, of course how babies are born out
babies over the world.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Babies just weren't born before Pod guys podcast merchandise.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
We sell more to hospitals than we do regular people.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Now you're thinking, wow, you guys donate to hospitals. You
heard Tony, right, we sell more to the hospitals. We
charged them ten dollars instead of the normal fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, insurance pricing.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
All of the good stuff. So Tony, you know, what's
my week has been like a lot of baby stuff
going on, a lot of Well, we're.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Gonna share about that a little bit, because you know what,
I feel like it's some great material. And of course
there's everything that happens in between. But I like the
I like to talk about the fact that and not
that necessarily anti uh anti philip Filipina anti Filipina. Of course,

(04:34):
there's no matter where you go in the in the
in the United States, there's ala always one Filipino or Filipina.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Houseworker somebody that works in uh in either.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
The kitchen, housekeeping, uh cleaning, uh cleaning, whatever, there's always
one solid Filipina woman that always shows up.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yep. So yeah, and uh and that did happen. Tony
was there for witness of the of the occasion. He's there,
we're hanging out. He brought flowers to the room, which
was very thoughtful, very cool. Genisa loved the flowers. They
smelled outstanding. I think he got them from Jerry's in
Dixon City, my dear, Jerry's for all seasons.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, you can catch them and uh beautiful. Yeah done Moore, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
All of your all of your enragements that you wouldn't need,
you get them from Jerry's. And done more done.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Done, more Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, more Pennsylvania. So in Pops, the cleaning room lady
and my wife is from the Philippines originally she is
very smart, beautiful, just all the all the boxes are
checked on that. So here she pops in up, looking
we set up?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Can we set up a little bit of ambi ambiance? Okay,
so here here it is right, I walk in flowers
in hand. There's Genisa, all tuckered out from you know,
from giving birth, looking fresh as a daisy by the way,
Oh yeah, absolutely magnificent, like nothing even happened. And there's Kevin.

(06:08):
He's got like sweat on his forehead. He's all he's
all like ready for ready for bed, because of course
he had little to no sleep that particular night.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Tony saw me after not shaving for hours, and he
hasn't seen me like that in a long time. Earlier
episodes of the Pod Guys podcast, you'll see me five
o'clock shadow, eight o'clock shadow, cigarette in my hand. But
uh but yeah, yeah, the so me and Tony are
bullshitting and I yeah, brought up how World War two

(06:38):
could have just been misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Fair.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'll leave it there because it's it's pretty, it's pretty,
uh offensive.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
We had a messed up conversation, oh yeah, yeah, and
then all of a sudden it breaks into there was
a little bit of a philip Filippina like ambiance where
we had talked about even not necessarily like how small
a world it is. But as soon as the door

(07:16):
opened and there was a knock on the door, and
all we hear is keeping.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Taco Sparkle thanks to Sparky repeating up a South Park
and all that nice stuff. Every person from the Philippines
reminds Tony of Jennifer Lopez's character from Ye.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
So there we are, me and Kevin are looking at
each other and.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
We're like, oh God, here it comes. And Kevin's look
to me was how long is this going to break
into Filipino talk mm hmm, or the amount of time
that they're going to talk and what they're going to
talk about for even back home, like how you know
what's going on, what's new in life? And it turns

(08:11):
out that that she was pretty close as far as
the where where of course your wife lives?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, the small world, but uh, aged gap difference definitely there.
They had plenty to talk about solid hour. She was
there to check up on little little Amelia every time
that she came to her. Uh, the Niku unit and
all that, and you know the and it's it's it's

(08:44):
a nice thing, you know, because my uh my wife
is almost convinced that there aren't any people from the
Philippines here, but there are. There really are. Yeah. They
had a really genuine connection as well.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Though.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's kind of and if you don't speak the language, imagine,
just if you want for a moment, watch the movie
despicableed Me and watch the menions talk to each other,
because that's kind of what it's like they like.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And then while they're talking, Kevin's looking over at me
then giving me the head nod, and I look over
at him, give him the head nod, and of course
there they go, or had to be about a half
an hour by the time she actually left the first time.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh yeah, easy, yeah, easily easily half an hour into
taco taco burrito brito.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Now, of course, no offense to the Filipino language is
a beautiful dialect filled with many of the rolling of
you know, vowels.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
But it turned out to be.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
A very intense moment, and it was like it was like, oh,
you know, I'll take.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Care of you.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
And then it was like the rubbing of the head
and it was like, oh, you're beautiful.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
You have a beautiful baby, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I like how Tony just apologized to somebody who's never
going to get the apology, the person who invented the language.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
But it was a beautiful moment, right idea.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
By the way, that was such a sloppy apology of
the language.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You're like.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
The rolling of vowels, the rolling of owls, the.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Letters, the numbers. Probably there's numbers there.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
There might be a like dialect of asterisk or whatever.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
The reason.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Harvey Weinstein's in jail.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
True, but it was a really beautiful moment. I was
glad that I shared in it. And congratulations to Kevin
there it is.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Thank you, my man, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
What happened to you?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Have happened at the uh the out of all the
places Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Oh wow, well your brother came to visit at the
Ronald McDonald house. They have such a nice set up there.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Shout out to Mike Havs and the Dirty Soap Podcast
of course.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, so I think Mike and Melissa came or
with some gifts for little gifts for a little Amelia.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And you notice that the dad never gets anything too,
By the way, what do I need? Yeah, but I'm
just saying, like, you know, I don't need nothing something
a coffee like something.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
You know, they can make my own coffee, you know. Yeah,
the uh I got, I got.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
You're in the You're in the communal pot, so to speak,
at the at the hospital. So hey, as long as
where they're eyeing me up and down, they can that
you're stealing sugars and creamers.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
I was stealing sugars and cream I stole the lo
That room does not have a mattress in it anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I'm sorry, zero, no more pillows, no more mattress. Gone
the Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
So there was a me and your brother were bullshitting
for a little bit, and uh, you know, I just
came down to it where there's a woman at the
door and she's knocking at the door doing her thing,
and I'm looking over. I'm like, what the fuck is
going on? Dude? I mean, like a hard two and
a half minutes of ignoring it and pretending she doesn't exist.

(12:45):
What's going on? So after another two and a half minutes,
I get up and I'm like, what what can I
help you with? Right? You know, because I don't even
know if maybe she.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
What the hell is going on at the Ronald McDonald's house.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Maybe she lost her key or something to that degree.
I don't know. I just want to figure it out
because it's now a really you know, it's a distraction.
We get over to the door and she's she's got
an iPhone sixteen. She's like, oh, you know, when I
was a kid, ron McDonald house really helped me out.

(13:18):
And I said, that's amazing, that's great. Good for you.
What what's up? She's like, yeah, So, anyways, I was
wondering if I could come in and they could help
me with my phone. I need to get my phone,
you know, registered it's an iPhone sixteen. And then she
gets into it by saying, I just got released from

(13:40):
the hospital and now it is Tony. I'm I'm new
to healthcare and the welfare system involved into it or whatever.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Now what they what do they do?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Did they just just say, hey, you're discharged from the hospital.
Here's an iPhone sixteen? Does that happen? That doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
The hospital that happens to be right next to the
Ronald McDonald's house is the psych.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Word, by the way, yep, oh yeah, yeah. So she
looked the part which is great, you know, but yeah,
brand new iPhone sixteen. I guess the psych words given
the mount so hey, shout out to Steve Jobs on
that one. Uh so the dude that was the dude
that was running or supervising the house or whatever, he

(14:32):
came down and took over. I was like, hey, man,
you know he's like, oh, no, we this happens from
time to time. Maybe she thinks that we can do
something for her, and and you know, there's it's a
tricky part of the neighborhood right around there.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know, that is a very shady part of the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, that's what they classify as the hill section of Scratton.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, don't. I don't get it, man. You know, like
people are breathing the same are I am?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
True?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
But Sparky has a wonderful picture.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
By the way, Sparky did have to mute you because
a little bit of a feedback. But uh, if you
want to mute yourself, go for it and pop your
picture up there.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
And to explain your work find sir.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, Sparky is having trouble with buttons there. Tony.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Well you did it. You did it all right, You're.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Good spark O better better now, no feedback.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
No feedback, Well we'll see.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Anywhep your board around, come on, look it around.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Kevin, get in here and take off the wing. Oh
okay what? No, okay, burger what the Sparky's idea of
the Ronald McDonald house is a large pink house where
Ronald McDonald actually lives, offers me burgers and I want

(16:11):
ice cream, But the ice cream machine is for our
non viewing audience out there, even for our viewing audience
out there that might need a shortcut on this one.
I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
There.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
See they do have.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm wearing the wig and selling burgers, okay, okay, and
somebody's yelling out the window, Kevin, get in here and
take off the wig. I'm guessing that'd be Geniza yelling yes, yes, beautiful, Yes, that's.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
An excellent, excellent picture, by the way.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Okay, so I'm answering the door as Ronald McDonald to
the mental patient that that's even funnier, now even better.
The mental patient fucking is knocking on the door, I answered,
dressed up like Ronald McDonald, and Genese is yelling down
for me to take off the wig, so that way, Yeah,
that's great. And the mental patient, of course wants ice cream,

(17:04):
which me telling them that the ice cream machine is
broken will drive them further into madness.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Beautiful, it's a beautiful thing, right there.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's a great thing. There's park a good job.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Speaking of Ronald McDonald, we've.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Had a great set of topic stories this week, man,
crazy amount of topic stories.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
And one of our.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Topic stories this week was actually mascot madness. Pick four
to protect you, and the rest will try.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
To kill you.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
My god, mascot madness. Mascot madness.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
So I did post a post, of course, and it
says the pick four to protect you, the rest will
try to kill you. I'm gonna go over the the
twenty on for sixteen on the list. Sixteen on the list,
of course, starting with the great old oh yeah, kool
aid Man.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Kool aid Man. Now everybody was picking the kool aid Man,
all right, tons of people were.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
We have number number two, of course, Kevin dressed up
in the red wig.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald is number two, third one, moving
along with the chef Boyard d The fourth one the owl,
remember the owl from the commercial. Yeah, yeah, then Yeah,
Jack from Jack in the Box, Wendy from Wendy's, King
from Burger King Chester from the Cheetos thing. You know,
he's a Colonel Sanders from KFC Green Giant, Little Caesar,

(18:49):
I'm not sure what that avoid, the annoyed Avoid, Thennoid
okay from Domino's. Wow, what a failed campaign that was.
Yeah that big Boy, Big Bobby, the good boy. Yeah,
the then the Planter, Peanut Guy, the mouse from Fucking
Chucky Chea Chucky from Chuck e Chee's, and Pills very

(19:11):
dough boy.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Now we're gonna make this move around the room. We're
gonna make it quick. Kevin, do you have four answers
already picked out? For the four that would uh would
protect you and the rest trying to kill you? Who
would you pick to be your saviors?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, let's go one at a time, all right. You
can't double pick or whatever, you know, you just can't
double pick. My first pick right off the rip, Tony, Oh,
Pill's very dough boy. Really, this man is evil. He
is an evil, evil man. Do boy, very evil think

(19:54):
of it like this in every commercial, Sparky, think about it.
I see you shaking your head and I know, I know,
it's it's getting there, dude. In every commercial, the Pillsbury
dough Boy wants you to do what Sparky.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Get in the oven?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, now they're poking as belly. He's having a good time,
he's like, but in the meantime, he's helping you cook
his fucking family. If we're going to war, that's about it.
That's a person I want on my side. I don't

(20:37):
want to fight this guy. I'm going Billsbury dough Boy
with my first pick, Tony. Who do you got? Pillsbury
dough Boys? Off the board?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
By the way, my fan favorite, and I think the
it was pretty unanimous for the Colonel.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
The Colonel.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Now not necessarily that the Colonel would have would have
been my first voice as far as you know, the
the top four, but why he was a big one.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
He was your second choice.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Yeah, you need a racist in your army to fight.
Just remember that.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And he also pulled guns on people for when they
messed around with his advertising campaigns back in the time
that he was doing it.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Wow, so he's got Gatton. Do you got the you
got the Colonel? Colonels off the board? Sparky. On ward
we go.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm going to take the green giant.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, all right, so it's good to have a giant
on boys, So I'm I'm taking we'll recap first round.
I'm taking the Pillsbury dough boy that did some genocidal
burning of dough to his own people. And Tony he
said it was okay to pick a racist when you're
going to war. Uh didn't work out for the Confederacy,

(22:12):
but that's okay, still has them. And Sparky just went
medieval on our asses and picked a fucking giant. Okay, right,
round two, I'll start off unless we're going serpentine. Actually yeah,
why not, Sparky pick again, Sparky serpentating around.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
For I'm going to pick a peanut man.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Ooh, pickup?

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Why the peanut man?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
With all the peanut allergies going around now these days,
you can wipe out a ton of people.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You can wipe out one percent.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
I thought of something totally different that he could take
a shell off and shive it into uh, you know,
various weapons.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm just going by the allergy. There's people that can't
even touch peanuts without dying, so.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
This is true. You could you know, play your rods
on that one.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
That's a big one. That's right, right, Tony, all right, I'm.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Going with the the little Caesar's Pizza Pizza guy.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, so we're going, uh Caesar ju.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
I'm going Julius Caesar Pizza Pizza guy, just because he's
got a spear.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
He does have a spear. I'm gonna go with the.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Nobody messes with the Roman Army. No, no, they do,
they do, they do? And did how that work out
for them?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It did? It evolved, it did something. I'm going with
Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
The reason I'm going McDonald is a sparky you. Well,
you sparky you. You stepped into the whole. I'm waiting
for a peanut allergy. Everyone's allergic to high cholesterol burgers.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So you know.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
And who likes clowns. Nobody, I mean nobody likes the clown.
I was between him and the owl. Now.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Even even back in the day, the original Ronald McDonald
actually looked like John Wayne Gazy even comparative to his
new user friendly clown makeup that he did he does nowadays.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
He did, uh yeah, he did look like John Wayne Gazey.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
That's for sure.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It's just u Yeah, nobody ever thinks it's the guy
with that dressed up like a clown. Right, Who are you.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Taking aer back to back for number four?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, so we got the Pillsburgh dub boy, you got
Ronald McDonald just not giving a fuck with the food.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Ah, are you taking a kool aid man for protection?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
No, I'm gone with the owl. Listen to the owl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They say it's as easy as taking candy from a baby. Well,
this owl, you're a regular bird. He's got you know,
he's smart because he's got one of those fucking graduation
hats on, right he does. Yeah, he took a lollipop
away from her kid and looked him in the eye
and ate his fucking you know to he roll pop.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, it was a turtle. Actually it was. It wasn't
the owl, but wow commercial.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I thought it was one two three and then boom,
that was the turtle.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
No, that was that was the owl.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I thought that was the owl.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
The owl did the one two three bite turtle?

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Anyways, Anyways, taking the owl on this one, the owl
for that one that watch the commercial anyway, was my
number four out of the remaining.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
I'm gonna take thenoid, thennoid, Avoid the anoid.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Avoid the anoid. He was the Dominoes, uh, secret agent.
He's got a useful amount of tools that that he used,
like inspector, gadget and uh. I feel like that would
be very useful as far as defense.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, the noid just and he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
The last time I saw Thenoy was on Family Guy.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
There were no survivors.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
No survivors. Yeah, Sparky, what are you doing for your
number four? Sir?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I gotta do three and force though, Okay, okay, number
number three. I'm gonna take the burger King. Burger King,
because you know he's gotta he's got a flame broiler,
you know.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And Sparky, Sparky, real quick, real quick, buddy, I need
to interrupt you immediately.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
And see owl, sir, you fucking watch out.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Ol or the turtle that did it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
One, because that's right.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
The turtle was too old to do it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yep, there you go.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
The turtle was too old to do it, so the
beat him to the punch.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
The owl would not be highlighted if he just didn't
do something ruthless and fucked up.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's true to.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
A child's candy. This is a guy I need on
my side. Yeah, if we're fighting everybody.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Four so so so. Three was the burd king.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Yeah, because he has a flame broiler and he has
an army because he's a king, so you know. And
then number four is going to be that chest the Chester.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Cheeto Chester cheetah okay.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Because you know, okay, he kept some kind of like
wild animal. You know, people are gonna run from that thing.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Dont he would?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Yeah, my number four is gonna be the best defensive player.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
On the game.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Kool aid man, you're telling me a glass pitcher for
a red punch is a good defensive player.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Hey man, that's gotta be some. That's gotta be some
unbreakable glass. He's going through bricks all the time. He's
going through brick walls and what else you got, Tony,
that's it.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
He did as my number four.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I had number one as the Colonel, number two as
little Caesars, number three the noid, and number four.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Oh yeah, kool aid man.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Here comes my last pick right here, and it is
chucky cheese.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
That thing is scared.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
The reasoning for it is not because of actually chuck
E cheese. But the person wearing the costume is ruthless
and on their last dime, so they.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know that you've hit rock bottom once you put
on the costume normally.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, yeah, I need somebody like that. You know, it's
a dancing, it's a dancing.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
I was gonna take you.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
You have the four characters from Five Nights a Friday's,
I would have taken all four of them.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Yeah, that would have been the thing. Well, since it
is today, out of all days, Revenge of the Fifth,
Star Wars Day was yesterday, Revenge of the Fifth today

(29:36):
also CEO, But I feel like it's a good time
to talk about some Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Okay, not bad, right, I love I love myself a
good Star Wars chat.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
So Star Wars in general has has come out with
their They have a prime time show that they have
on Disney Plus right now is a three three APARTMENTI
series to put out just for this particular week, and
it was and or season.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Two, the last season.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm sorry this is gonna be the last season.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Last season, but it's the first three episodes of that
particular season.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
What's the show about?

Speaker 4 (30:23):
So it's about Uh, it's about and Or and of course,
uh what's his name?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Uh? Areas Cassi? Cassian and Or.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Now Cassian and Or was a pilot and a.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Rebel slash, you know, an assassin also assassin more or less.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Like at every Man character every man character. Yeah, there
very much.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
And in the three part series it shows what he
did for the for the Alliance, and of course, like
from start to finish, I think the what's the actual
like placing of it in the hierarchy.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
This is before a New Hope. This is did you
ever see the movie Rogue one?

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
This was a couple of months before Rogue one.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Now this season okay, yes, so it goes in that
hierarchy like towards the middle.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Of the Star Wars.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
University between episode three and episode four, Yes, between Revenge
of the Sets and the New Hope.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It falls in that.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Now. Of course, they have multiple and I really mean
multiple Star Wars events going all the way across the board,
from like video games to animation to handheld consoles, little
mini series. They have a ton of different stuff going

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on for Star Wars for this week in general. Now,
as per the Star Wars community on Reddit, there are
fifteen eighteen eighteen official official, non official movies, slash mini series,

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slash animation slash movie movies to go out into the
big theater as well. And of course that started with
and Or that's going to move into what they classify
as Star Wars Mall Shadow Lord into the net. The
story the story of Dars Mall, the story of the

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third one is Tales of the Underworld.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why won't they have a Jar Jar Bink solo.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Movie because it's not that unique a character.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Come on, is gonna be about It's gonna be about
bounty hunters and stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
That's what the Underworld is gonna be about.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, huge h And now that's gonna be animated if
I remember correctly, right, Yes, I think that one's animated.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So I got a better idea for Star Wars now,
hear me out. You've seen the movie Top Gun. Do
Top Gun only with X Wing Fighters.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
We're gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I mean, Rogue Squadron is probably gonna be that one.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So how about this instead? Name
in Star Wars movies? Right, We're gonna name the movie
that it actually is because you already know, Tony, there
is no creativity that is involved with Disney at all.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
At all, So we know Rogue.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
One equals Star Wars version Rogue Scott, thank you, Sparky.
Rogue Squadron is Star Wars top gun. Okay, great, where's
the list there, Tony, where's the list?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I'm trying to look to the podcast on the Facebook.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay, Well, I mean that might be nice to just
pop it on the group page.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
There, Tony, what the hell I just did?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Alright, hot fans, you can get it right and door? Okay,
So who is and or? What is and or? Basically
a movie?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
And was the protagonist?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Thank you? There you go. Sparky's getting it no problem,
so mission impossible. But what Star Wars? Right?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I want to say more John Wick?

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Ah, okay, because he's doing missions for the for the
Rebel Alliance.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I got one for you.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I got one for you. Mall right, mall yeah, mall
is uh the Joker? But Star Wars yeah yeah, yeah,
come on, Tony, you do one, okay.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Tales of the Underworld. Uh, that is definitely.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
You gotta think of something that's like, uh not to
say it's so the worst of the worst people that
that get together. They hate full eight expendables. They know
they Hateful Eight, Tony Hateful eight. Yes, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
All right, I got one, I got one. A Droid
story is just the Menyon solo movie.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
But Star Wars Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
I'm trying to figure out what Lando is because Lando
is kind of like Clarissian. No, I understand what that is.
I think Lando, though, is like the only black character
in fucking Seinfeld, you know, Jackie Childs. Maybe, yeah, because
he's the only black character we're just too in the
whole entire universe of Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
So that's Miles, uh, Miles Morales Jackson movie.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh no, no, no, hold on uh in Pursuit of
Happy like wait a second, wait a second. Lando is
bagger Vans, but Star Wars fucking Will Smith's bagger Vans.
Oh my god. Uh, Starfighter New Jedi order is come

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on now, Special Victimies Unit. Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Even has the same font as well.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Really not doing anything new here.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Bom Bomb ordered to be episode ten.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Oh my god, No, technically yeah, technically there's supposed to
be new.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Vandalorian and Grogu. Okay, Mandalorian Grogu is kung Fu. The
news series The New Adventures the Karate Kid, Okay, yeah,
I'll take it. Yeah, karate Kid okay, great. But Star
Wars but Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, we're gonna teach you the way, dude.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
This is exactly what they do to recreate this kind
of stuff. I just watched the show last night called
Law and Order. But what if we did this Law Order?
But Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, it's amazing. Now tell me if this is right
or or not right.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
The last five movies on this list Star Wars tik
What Ted Is movie, Dave Filoni Star Wars movie. Okay,
I'm in Kinberg's trilogy, Dillary Nolan Star Wars probably and
Ryan Johnson's.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Star Wars trilogy. All remind me of The Cruise.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Oh yeah, absolutely yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
It's a movie that comes out just to fill time
and space and to be a cash grab for.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Here's one for you, the Ninth Jedi. So this one
is easy. The sixth sense only Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Mm hmm yeah. What was that movie that? Uh? What
Tom or not Tom? Dude?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
That was a mission Impossible to Tom Cruise's movie about
being a Samurai. Oh, the Last Amarai, The Last Okay,
that's the Night Jedi right there?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Okay, all right, Squadron.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I guess what a time to be a Star Wars
nerd I guess you know, man?

Speaker 1 (38:57):
This is this is packed full of crap right here.
You know, this is like packing the family car for
a vacation, only you're bringing the carpet too, because you
don't trust the neighbors.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
But a lot of a lot of that stuff is
gonna be on Most of that is gonna be on
Disney Plus.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
The only movies you're really gonna see is a Rogue
Squadron and then the trilogies by.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
By the other guys, Sparky, do you know anything about these?
Simon Kingberg Star Wars Trilogy? Diller? What's going on with that?
Is everybody just doing their own take on it?

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Well, the New Jedi Order is one of the movies
that's related to one of the trilogies. That's gonna be
Ray rebuilding the Jedi, the Jedi Order.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
That's how that's gonna tie in.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
But the other trilogies, I don't know what they're planning
on doing yet, because the Grogu and Mandalorian movie is
gonna close up all those TV shows that were on
Disney Plus, Ahsoka Tana, the Mandalorian what other show Bubba Fett,
the Book of Bubba Fet and oh the other but

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there's four shows.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
And then the close of uh no no yet.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
Already closed and or closes because these movies take place
after Return of the Jedi, the Mandalorian Grove who takes
place after Return of the Jedi.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
But but that, but that's going to tie up all.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Those series because because that's uh that's Grand Admiral Throun
is the main villain him, the Death Troopers, the Night Sisters,
and this is before the start of the First Stoor.
That's when they get into the magic and the lore
and like the Old Republic Jedis and.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Well, the other trilogy they're talking about is going to
be The Old Republic a thousand years into the Past,
which to be which is going to be amazing because
because somebody was talking about scenes of maybe we can
make scenes where there's twenty Jedi fighting twenty six the
Lightsaber battles at one time and stuff like that, there's

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that happened that.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
That always feels kind of a lame. I mean, there's more,
there's more of a personalized intensity when you're having just
one on one or you know, like lightsaber on lightsaber
sort of thing. My opinion. You know, there's like when

(41:31):
Vader classic example, Vader Obi Wan Kenobi. Right, these guys
have history, without being too specific on what kind of history.
If we knew the backstory, we'd be rooting for Darth
Vader at this moment. Okay, because Obi Wan did that

(41:52):
ship to him, you know, he fucked him up.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
So instead of you know, uh George Lucas showing what
a lightsaber could do, they ran low on budget and
left even more mystery to the idea when you know, uh,
Vader's got I could just assume that it's basically Kung

(42:18):
fu only Star Wars.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
What's the last episode because there there there actually is
another lightsaber battle between Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader,
and it's actually and it's it's actually one of those
teams that actually, you know, shows Obi Wan Kenobi's p
S t.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
D and everything PTSD.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, so it does show how bad he.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Now everybody has to forgive Sparky because he has h
not only dyslexia, but PTSD. Yeah yeah about.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
No, but that what's what yet? Yeah? So yeah, that's
just google it.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
That just Google Darth Vader Obi wan Kenobi lightsaber battle,
you know, and yeah, the one on YouTube barbed and
you'll see.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Because you know, a lot of regret going on, I guess.
But and I get it. They had to make everybody
really hate Anakin Skywalker. So they're like, how could we
make everybody hate this guy? They're like, just haven't killed
a bunch of kids?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I mean, in between the incest, the the child molesstation,
the the.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Weird spaghetti western that it is.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I mean there's a long list, and I mean a
very long list of like even Padame, who was very
much in her in her twenties loving a child.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
He was twenty four, he was nineteen, get.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
It right, No, no, no, even when she was she
was in her teens, and he was still a kid doing.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Thirteen nine do the math. It's not it's not like
we're doing p Diddy Aliyah math here.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Well, that's what I was getting into here. It's still
it's still quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's only five years. It's not like it was, you.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Know, spark Ye, how bow Old was ale? What was
the age difference there?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Tell me, I don't know, that's an interesting question.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Twelve years. I think it was was The difference.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Was it twelve years? It was it thirteen years?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Because he was what twenty twenty eight when he got
married and she was fifteen?

Speaker 7 (44:31):
God that's yeah, yeah, any hoosy, I think that's how
old he was in that range.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Any Hoosy. I think it's a Uh.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
It's great that a movie, a fictional movie, can bring
people together every single year. And there's no other movie
that you can think of that gets categorically known every
single year to have its own.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Yeah, if you're watching TV yesterday, you could find Star
Wars on a couple of different channels.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I could make argument for something having terrible sequels, but
a good original three Corps Christmas story.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
No. No, But I'm just saying in general like that, I
don't think that there's a movie sequence, movie series, movie
knowledge that has encompassed, you know, even across the world
to have its own specific day as a holiday.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
You can't name one the Furious franchise.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Where's the Fast and Furious Day?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah? Yeah? What was it? What was it? Yeah? What
was its day? That a certain day?

Speaker 1 (46:03):
It doesn't just have its own day, Sparky, it has
its own every day. It has its own grade of fuel.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
It's because of Family Fin Diesel.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
For twenty nine a gallon.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yeah, you never mess with family.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Paul Walker's birthday is their day.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Not a holiday holiday, sadly.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Not a holiday. People have fan theory about it as well. Hey,
speaking of gorillas, all the sequels are terrible. I'm just
throwing it out there, mant of gorillas.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Okay, Kevin, you have seen the clips, you have seen
the the allocated huge tenacity across the web. As far
as what has been talked about.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
One hundred men versus a gorilla.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, so the big thing right now is that one
many people have sided with humanity saying that one hundred
men could kill one gorilla. No guns, no knives, just
straight up go at their handed they're handed, just there,
you go right at them. And I also feel it's doable.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Wow, I want to go into your your mentality as
to how this could happen, and now not necessarily has
it been broken down. It's been broken down across the
web right now. As far as how do you as
men confront this gorilla who's going to be attacked? They

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talked about pressure, They talked about the amazing grip strength,
the power and tenacity of even a gorilla, full blown
silver backed gorilla.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Let's say, well, Tony, there's only one real answer. We
don't even need one hundred men to kill the gorilla.
Have you heard of have you heard of a man
named Chuck Norris? He's still alive.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It takes it will take one Chuck Norris.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Norris can shoot down a plane with a knife. Just
remember that. People to his chest.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands birthday and he
came home.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
They were just known as the Islands.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Like, okay, somebody became coming.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Listen, if Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag he potato sacks.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
If I took like Bruce Lee and I'm like, hey,
Bruce Lee, fucking kill that gorilla over there, and he
was like, you know, like you hit him in that spot,
that dead spot or whatever, you know, Oh yeah, then
the gorilla is dead. They're talking about a hundred untrained,
just warm body, weak humans. Yeah, so why can't we

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also assume that the gorilla is also flimsy and whatever?
Just whatever? If you take the most skilled fighting human
out there in the whole entire world and put that
in times that person by a hundred. You had one
hundred Chuck Norrises, or even fifty Chuck Norrises and fifty
Bruce Lee's to take on one gorilla. Dude, you're talking

(49:38):
ten seconds right there. That gorilla is fucking dead.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Kids, look underneath the bed for the Boogeyman. The boogeyman
looks for Chuck Norris under.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
His bad You see what I mean?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
And so do gorillas. Man, no joke.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
I once Chuck Norris roundhouse, the roundhouse a quarter into
two dimes at a nickel.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
See, I feel like we need a fourth person in here.
I'm gonna try to get up Mike. I'm gonna try
to get Mike in here.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Why do you think that Mike could bring up examples
of how the gorilla would win? Donny, defend your ground?
Do you think that a gorilla could beat up Chuck Norris?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
So, officially, the grip strength of let's say, even a
normal everyday gorilla could crush a human skull.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
It's got enough grip strength to just pull a skull
right into its hands. So with that in mind, I mean,
the gorilla is probably gonna rip a couple people apart.
I'm gonna say, probably into the twenties or thirties, if
not the forties, by the time it actually gets a

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little it winded and it has to take a has
to take a second charge at it.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Fifty plus.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, but gorillas aren't that smart. You could trick him
with the banana. You'd be like, there you go, here's
a banana. They'll start eating in the banana, having a
good time, combing his hair and shit.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
And then you find out we're not talking cartoon strength
cartoon strike the gorilla. But if you do, and I mean,
he's gonna slip on the banana peel, you know what
kind of what kind of things are you thinking of here?
Because one hundred men versus gorilla in reality, in reality

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would get tore up.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
What I'm saying is that the one hundred men were
we're assuming would want to fight a gorilla while also
not knowing how to fight. And we're also assuming you're
talking about a gorilla that is already pumped up, ready
to fuck and king size or whatever. You know. Yeah, yeah,

(52:04):
so yeah, so you're skewing the stats over to the
gorilla no matter what. And then geez, one hundred guys
just have three beers in them, any potatoes all day
and then just fucking roll around and shiped. Like dude,
if you're talking about just like a bunch of guys
that hang out THEVFW and they're all like, hey, let's
beat the ship out of the gorilla at the zoo

(52:26):
let So.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
You're putting this U On the other end, you're thinking,
you know, one hundred fully grown men, fully roided out,
ready to fight, and fuck man, I'm right any mountains
you want to.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Win the fight? Do you want to win the fight?
If the gorilla is putting up their best, say, all
the gorillas are like, a fuck, this is our best
gorilla to put in there against the one hundred guys.
We're not going to put up some hundred schmucks in
there to play fuck around time with the gorilla and
get you know, this is humanity. There's a reason. There's
a reason why these gorillas lit behind bars at zoos

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and they're in fucking jungles or wherever the hell they're living,
you know, and we're up there in skyscraper's hanging out
doing shit. There's a reason for that because.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Does remember Kevin, Yeah, just remember Kevin Chuck Norris does no,
Victoria's secret.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Perfect example there, Tony, and everybody hates it. I just
brought up Chuck Norris, the folk legend Mike Tyson a
punch of gorilla in the face, and the gorilla would
fucking cry.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
I want I.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Want seeing some Actually, I thowt Chuck Norris count to
infinity twice.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Now. The only man to put this the test of
chorus is mister Beast. And uh.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Even though he he uh adamantly says all right, let's
get a hundred people together to do this, I don't
think that the there would be enough money on the
table in order to be like, let's let's actually make
this possible.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Yeah, I don't. I don't know, man, mister Beast, he
just feels like a guy that never had a lot
of friends or something. I don't know what's going on
with him. He's he's just he's a weird He's a
weird fella.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Jimmy is a very very nice kid, very nice guy.
I feel like his not to say his message has
been a skewed over the past few years, and especially
because he's he's very very giving with the amount of
money that he has taken in every year, so let's

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say he makes twenty million dollars a year and he
makes ten million and just the making of the videos themselves.
I mean, he's still got another ten million to go.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Well, the biggest, bigger story than a gorilla, you know. Well,
you can get the most dust sile gorilla too, and
he just gets beat the shit out of by it
like average whatever, guys, you know sure, John Diddy Combs
trial is expected to last at least eight weeks. Sparky,
we have word that you have been selected as juror

(55:26):
number three.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
By the way, the rest of the jury is going
to be selected up until May twelfth.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Sparky, you are urged to bring your swimwear because it's
gonna get a little a little slippery in there.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah, you might be uh, you might be invited to
one of those parties, the Didty parties where you know
you need like nine buckets of baby oil.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Now, the the Didny trial begins as potential jurors were
asked if they are familiar with Michael B Jordan, Kanye West,
Kid Cutty, Mike Myers and more celebrities.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
Believe it or not, Oh god, you are just gonna
have them this feels like, listen, this just feels like
they're going to find some old people with inherent racism
involved with them.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
And so one hundred they already picked out.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
They already pulled out one hundred and fifty potential jeweler jurors.
And the jurors were asked to fill out a questionnaire
that gauged their knowledge of Combs, their views on law enforcement,
whether they have experienced a sexual assault, and more. Now,
they're also given a list of at least one hundred
and ninety people, including celebrities and public figures, and asked

(56:49):
to indicate which names they recognize.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah, among those names, Jonan were Michael b Jordan, Kanye West,
Mike Myers, and now not Mike Myers in like the
Halloween or whatever else, Mike Myers exactly Kid Cutty. It's unclear.
It's unclear how the names on the list relate to
the Combs trial. Ah, yeah, honestly, Mike Myers, listen, if

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at all. Combs is known to have hosted big Hollywood
parties and was well connected among celebrities. Prosecutors believe that
Kid Cutty, for one, is the victim of a car
bombing committed by Combs in twenty eleven. During that time,
the Pursuit of Happiness Wrapper Holy Fuck was romantically involved

(57:41):
with Combe's longtime ex girlfriend, Cassandra Cassie Ventura, the star
witness of federal trial. A source family A source familiar
with the case indicates to Variety that Jordan will not
be a witness. Theor went on a date with Ventura

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in twenty fifteen, and Comb's was said to be upset
about it. He was upset, so upset car bombed them
allegedly car bombed of Tony. What a car bomber. Other
names listed include Destiny's Child singer Michelle Williams, while no
one knows what the hell happened to her, actor Lauren London,

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singer Don Richard, singer producer Dallas Austin, and many of
Combe's family members. A surprising number of potential jurorsm indicated
that they were not familiar with any of those names.
As if I not familiar with any of those names,
get me on that jury. Comb's trials expected to last

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at least eight weeks. Jury selection will take place until
May twelfth, which is when opening arguments will likely occur.
Now the evidence Tony the evidence. They're going to be
showing the jury alone dil Do's, okay, hundreds hundreds of
dil Do's pumps, sex toys, baby just baby oil container

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after baby oil container, CD fucking VHS tapes, you know,
probably one of those old you know, see those wheel
fucking tapes. Probably some like wheel fucking tape shit, you know,
from like nineteen sixty something, where pe did he says, Oh,
I want to shoot an old fashioned porno like this.
The majority said they have received sexual harassment training as

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mandated by their employees, and many said they had seen
the Hotels or Valence video obtained by a CNN that
allegedly shows Comb's physically assaulting Ventura. Cnnn CNN's copy of
the video will not be used as evidence in the trial,
but it's possible the original footage will be discussed or shown.

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Well that doesn't feel transparent, that's not fair, that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Doesn't feel right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, no, no, you can't just say we're not gonna
use this as evidence. Anyways.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Guys, well we're gonna talk about it. Check this ship out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
We're not using as evidence now, you get you know, yeah,
get uses against him at all, But it would oh,
my god, that's not fair. I would throw that out
just you know. One potential jura is a photo producer
at HBO who has worked on series including The White Lotus,
The Last of Us. Our employment at the caliber cause

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concern among the defense as a negative.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Dos you gonna say, how can effort be? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah, that doesn't sound fair either, Like, guys, we're not
We're we're very impartial. I don't really care about, you know,
P Diddy being released or not being released. But the
guy deserves a fair trial, you know. I mean you,
I would say, give him a fair shake or whatever.
But he's probably got somebody you damn baby lotion on
his hand. Your hand will fucking slip off.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
And yeah, you're playing literature slipping slide.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I like how they're just playing like potential here. One
potential juror sparked lapse from the press area when she
was lightly grilled on a shoplifting incident when she was
sixteen years old. Each person was required to disclose whether
they have been convicted of a crime. The jurors said.

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She's still an item from the Wizarding World of Harry
Potter at Universal Studios in Hollywood, which is as we know,
worse than what p did he has ever done.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, way to go. You really messed
it up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I mean I kind of give her credit because
she made something from the Harry Potter World disappeared, So
she might be. It wasn't she might be It wasn't Herry,
she's the wizard Harry. Where's that fucking al? Come fight
some lollipops and shit?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
She was fine and prevented from returning to the amusement
park for one year. A man talking about saving money answer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
He takes a lot of money good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Combs is facing five counts, including one for racketeering, two
for sex trafficking, and two for transportation to engage in
prosute prostitution. If he's convicted on any or all counts,
Combs could spend the rest of his life in prison.
Since twenty twenty three, the music Mogul has been a hit,

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with more than seventies civil lawsuits accusing him of sexual
misconduct ranging from rape to sexual trafficking. Those lawsuits are
separate from the federal trial, okay, which is which will
likely feature testimony from high profile figures such as Ventura.
This is, by the way, this is why it is

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not going to be uh televised. Federal trials are not
televised at all. Uh o j was was televised because
that was a state thing. That was a state Yes, correct,
his civil trial was not televised, but his criminal uh
state trial was televised.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Trial.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Did he get televised because it was something something involved
with you know it was it was a strange thing
of how the reason why it wasn't televised.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
It was a weird thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Uh, most civil trials are not televised. Park he stay
of California doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Do it, and so well did he p didd He
definitely says that everything was consensual and uh he's insisted
that all of these sexual activities waited, waited, waited, you see.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Wait to see how many people turn on him though.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
It's going to bring up reco charges against a whole
bunch of different people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Everybody. He's going to be singing fast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
I really like the comments here. Imagine being a Chelsea Rose,
a Stirvant says, imagine being on that jury. It's going
to be really hard to select the jury that doesn't
know much about the diddler.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Oh my god, Oh, so many celebrities should be going
down as well. About time, says Korea Baldwin. Let's do
a Korea Baldwin. Oh my god, what's going on with her? Anyways?

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna recall charges brought up against a
lot of celebrities.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
You might, you might, I mean, you see, this is
this is how they get more celebrities along the way.
Somebody's gonna cut a deal. And Diddy did not snitch
on anybody. So he's the last one to kind of
you know, be uh, he's the last potato that he's

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the playing hot potato potato. Yeah, and you know, when
it comes to Hollywood orgies, anyone should know what's going on. Okay,
I would say that if there was one instance of
non consent, the person should have been flailing and screaming
and trying to escape so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I'm not buying into the peer pressure counts as whatever.
I'm just not I'm not buying into it. But I
think that he did. He used his celebrity influence to us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Here's the next one question though, Yeah, yeah, why this
trial is going on?

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
Like the other people that are gathering evidence for the
other trials could actually be you know, almost releasing evidence
saying you know, hey, this is what's going on here
in his trial for what he's you know, you know
what I'm saying, Like the charges and everything, they could say,
you know, hey, he's gonna get charge with this and
this and this and this that you know in all

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the federal can turn into a circus real bad because
because what could happen is if all that is going on,
there's a chance that that that the federal government could
actually go down to the lower courts and say, hey,
can you pull you know, some of this evidence up

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and we could bring some of this up for this
because in some cases, some of that's all going to
tie in together. I think in the in the other
the other trials, I think there's narcotics charges, gun charges, everything,
so it could all get tied.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
They could you know, go down and it can get wild.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
If I will be the only lawyer to get in
this exact instance would be Joe Pesshi wearing a my
cousin Benny. It's the only way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Yeah, yeah, you're not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
It should be quite the spectacle, of course, from UH
from Hollywood's finest to UH so.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
You're saying, you saw my client at the sack of
suns buying all of the baby oil, all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Everything in the in the whole. I like here he
is pulling the handles.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
I like, I like Cat Stevens take on the baby
baby oil thing, right. He says he's bad. He's like,
we all got one job baby oil ever ever, and
then you'll go to your mom's house, your dad's house.
Forty years later you got that same job baby oil.
No way goes to more. One thing I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Heard the baby baby oil was passed around more than
Cassie was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Oh God, all right, oh here, yeah, God, we.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Got enough time for one more story.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Come on, one more story. All right, what do you got, Tom,
What do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Uh, we'll end it up with our buddy Bill Belichick. God,
hold on now, hold on now. Porn titled what did
you do? Me in trouble for appropriating.

Speaker 4 (01:08:36):
It's really an aboriginally aboriginal community.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
I don't think so, yeah, we can't. Yeah, that's Bill
Belichick back in the news about you know, Rad Robbie Braidle.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Robbing is the correct term for it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
But him and his lovely girlfriend, of course, are back
in the news because they.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Were interviewed lately.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Anyways, Well, they were interviewed and it was a fantastic
interview that they that they had together. And in the interview,
she kind of interrupts and says that, yeah, yeah, she
stopped the interview.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
When when when they asked, so, how did you two meet,
and she goes, oh, we're not going down that path.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
It was over, which is really funny because, uh, it's
a it's a trade secret of how they actually met,
even though they I think she was a cheerleader or
something like that, but she also did something with.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Finance and business management as well.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I think Gronkowski. I think Gronkowski invited Belichick to a
kegger and he's like, all right, Bill, you want to
go and drink Bill, whatever you do. Just when you're
doing a keg stand. First girl, you look at don't
fall in Love.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Tex stand and fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Dude does a keg stand and she's like, you know,
there she is, She's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Right love in my life.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Hey girl.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
He's like, I'm like seventy and she's like, oh wow,
you know she's like, oh my last boyfriend was eighty three.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
You're a young guy. Compared to him by the way
he was. Yeah, he was eighty three. Uh, and he
was a he was a multi millionaire in the Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Think they ever gotten uh you think they ever got
into some fights because when he's sucking her, he calls
her Tom instead. Oh Tom? Yeah. Do you know what?
You know why Bill Belichick is sucking her because that's
as close as he can get to a goat this
girl named Jordan. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Now there's a there's a lot of controversy about her
now taking over his movie rights because they're gonna come
out with a movie about Jack in his life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
In general, I mean, she's a.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Well, well she has back though Jesus de facto agent.
Over the past few months, she's acting as his agent.
But he has that book coming out now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
She also took I think it was uh was it
three million dollars in.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Three to eight million dollars or something like that? And
in uh real estate.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, yeah, no, she's she's she reminds me of a
much more sophisticated version of Anna gold Smith. Okay, yeah,
let's come to it. Who.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
I've seen her daughter today in a video and uh,
she's just as special as her mom was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
I bet, I bet very special.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Yeah, here's the what it is now that HBO.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Hard Knocks is actually gonna follow North Carolina this year
for their series, and she's demanding to be an executive producer.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, for this season of HBO.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Cool? What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Production?

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
She gets production a production clip and I m dB.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
What's wrong with that? Why? Why is everybody?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Does anybody have a problem with that? Tony? I don't
have a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Because she speaks for him on every occasion. It's it's
more or less not not an ims effecto, you know,
type of relationship when she speaks for you instead of
with you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
What.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
HBO actually scrapped the project now because have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
You ever heard Bill Belichick talk?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
He fucking says nothing all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Practice is good. We're waiting for next week, all right?
You know? Oh yeah boy? That play well? You know
I told him, you know, you gotta go ahead the harder.
He needs somebody to talk for him, he really does.
He needs this kind of thing I have. I don't
have a listen. I just imagine him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I do him a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
I imagine Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons, interviewing
him for when the head coaching was out, job was
available for him, and uh, you know, he was just like, Bill,
I hear you're dating a twenty four year old girl.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing that. Okay, great,
So that's I just want to make sure you have

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an offensive coordinator.

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
Yeah, and you're conscious and uh and able to speak
in full sentences.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Bill Belichick is like, oh yeah, uh, I found Charlie Wise.
He's ready to coach again. Charlie Wise is as old
as me. Bill. Do you have anybody younger you know ready?
Josh Josh quite this, Josha Josh McDaniels. We're gonna have

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him teach a double tight end.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
We're gonna run two tight ends, two running backs to
fall back and one very slow and jewish wide receiver.
It's gonna be a great idea. Like, dude, who wins
like that? Why? Why do you want to do this
to yourself? Why do you have the game? Why do
you have the game juked up on high and you
fucking pick everybody? That's everybody's overall it's like a sixty
and a seventy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
It's pretty fantastic. Belle Belichick for you. You know, I'm
not betting on theous.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I'm a little jealous of him though.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Like he's living his dream at an older age. And
you know what, God bless him if he could still
get it up. And you know in rock rocker world,
every every couple.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Of weeks, this this isn't gonna be kind of how
we figure out the age gap though.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
He is forty nine years older than her.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Yeah, that would be like if that would be like
an years old.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
And I'm having stores says, I want to take your
daughter today, ROAs.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
What the good thing for him is take your daughter
to work? Day is every day for him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
And Father's day. Every day is every day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
For her grandfather's day. He's old enough to be your grandfather.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
Guys, we got to wrap up this show.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Uh, Sparky, where can you find us if you're looking
for us, sir.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
Oh, you can find us on every single major streaming
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g Orio, Facebook, live video.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Google YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
You can find a merchandise on her Facebook page. And
I think that's everything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
You can do everything, hello everything, share everything as well. Uh,
we're here every week. We got some great guests lined
up for the for the near future. I can't give
away too much, but we do have some country stars
coming very very soon, along with some movie stars which

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I can't quite share just yet, but also in the works,
in the works.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
But thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Guys for watching. Of course, I'm Tony kas of course
you ever love and Picasso.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Yeah, guys, make sure you tune in every week. We'll
catch you soon. Have a great night. Bye.