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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Bam bam bam bum bum bum. You push the button,
you do the thing. Well that's how we get the
chicken wing. Hello everybody, and welcome to Facebook Facebook Live.
We are the pod Guy's podcast, bringing it to you
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I'm Tony Kassavan near here. Of course, we have the everleven.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hmmm birthday boy birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I can't even come up with a good enough excuse
for him. Happy birthday to our co host the les
Picasso himself, Lei Sparking.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
And Sparky says I for his birthday, Eve, I think
his birthday is actually in about an hour and forty
five minutes. Tony, he will he will officially be a
year older. We will not give away Sparky's age because
of identity theft reasons. Sparky has outstanding credits. Okay, people
(01:09):
always try to steal Sparky's credit. Uh he he is Yeah,
he is the only person in his family that has LifeLock.
So LifeLock not a sponsor, could be could be a
sponsor though life lock could be my God, Tony.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Without you life Locky, there'd be ruined lives like.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
What's his face? Oh god, mustache, mustache. Fat dude did porn?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Uh oh fucking uh blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ron, Jeremy, Ron Jeremy, there it is. Yeah,
he got life cock. Yeah yeah, I know it is
his insurance for his cock. You know. It turns out
it's uh, you know, it's got life of its own
sort of thing. Tony, Big week though, Big week, Happy
(02:07):
Veterans Day Eve.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Of course, of course.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
We we thank all the veterans who served in the Army, Marines,
Air Force, National Guard, not so much the reserves, sorry,
Space Force, Space Force. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean it's
a real thing, it really is. Yeah. Yeah, So, Tony,
we had a lot You start us off, where what
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in the hell what has been going on?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, I'm gonna bring up first, of course, Veterans Day,
very important holiday for tomorrow. Big shout out to all
of the veterans out there for without your sacrifice, without
the sacrifice of all of our loved ones, of course,
we wouldn't be where we are today.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
So I don't know if that's a compliment, though, Hold
on now, like we're the world's in disarray right now,
don't blame the veterans on that.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Maybe in your house, but across the world, Kevin, not
so much talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
The government's been shut down for X amount of time?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Is it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Day? They haven't been getting paychecks. And if you ask
Bernie Sanders, it's good. It's a good thing they didn't
get paychecks. What a fucking jackass?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What it? He is such a slimy asshole. And I
say that with the nicest tone because he's just like,
he's like the fucking gringe that stole money, but still
tells everybody else that I didn't steal the money.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Were the only we're the only country in the world
that doesn't give every hot wheels on Christmas Day. Okay,
every other place they get the hot wheels. Sometimes they
got matchbox calls, they got they got all the good things.
But here, no no guarante.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
How much did jamake last year? Oh? Is that four
million dollars?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That was four million dollars gross. Okay, after they take
the taxes out, Okay, you take the taxes out. I
gotta pay for for my my cost of living. I
am way under the UH. Senator poverty level.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Senior citizen.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Nancy Pelosi didn't give me any of us stock tips.
I'm a very pole senator.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's true. That's true. You must hold that out. What
was that site that was following all the politicians in
order to to get their their stock stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There's actually an app for it, but.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
When there's quite a few, but there's like one major one.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, I'm sure there is. I can't think of it
right at the moment. I will look it up though.
And you said facts and figures right there, you got
Veterans Day something about that. You could's back.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So, yeah, we're not going to get political today, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I mean it's good enough we're getting political on Veterans Day.
Did you know that Veterans Day was not necessarily named
Veterans Day?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Name? Tony Well?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It was originally known as Armistice Day. Okay, Yeah, in
nineteen nineteen Armistice Stay to commemorate the end of World
War One, officially becoming a legal holiday in nineteen thirty eight.
In nineteen fifty four, the name was changed to Veterans Day.
The broaden to honor all veterans in general, and key
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observances include the National cemetery at the Tomb of the
Unknown Soldier, and local parades and tributes as well.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know. The weird thing is, though, that after Armist's
Day in November eleventh, nineteen nineteen, this was after the
First World War, they're like, okay, we are honoring the
veterans by bringing you the sequel. You didn't really ask
for World War two.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You asked for one, now you got two.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
You didn't think we would do it here it is, yo.
They knew, yo, you know what, you know what had
to be fucked up. They knew something was going on, Tony.
If they knew something was going on. When the First
World War was called World War One, they're like, why
would you call it one? What? Why can't we just
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call it the World War, the war of the World.
Why do we have Why are you numbering them already?
No reason? They're here Armisan's Day? How about that? Yeah,
welcome to nineteen nineteen. Now nineteen nineteen. A year after
that came the Spanish Flu that subsequently it ended World
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War One because people are like, well, we're not even
making money off this now because of this bio weapon,
the Spanish Flu, which was not actually in Spain at all,
but you know, they they they figured it was such
an aggressive type flu, like the Spanish army would be
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like the colonizers from Spain. That's you know, yeah, no, yeah, Spain.
See indeed, luciento.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
I find out really interesting. Actually, what's that so Spanish flu?
Why was it named the Spanish flu?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Again? So the reason they named it the Spanish flu
is because it was such an aggressive type of virus.
That was like these Spanish colonizers were aggressive. You know
how many times I bring up the fact that the
Spanish were much more crazier than the.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Not only explorers, but conquistadors. That's the that's the word
I was looking for, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
The Spanish were going to fight the Japanese. Yes, like,
what the fuck? What do you what?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
No one.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
By the way, for everybody listening, this is a history
lesson by Kevin Neary. Please go ahead.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No one in the continent of South America or North
America spoke Spanish until the Spanish came over. That's fucking two.
That's two blocks right there. Now. Mexico originally was the
melting pot Italy, France, England, with.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
About fourteen thousand islands in between.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, there was, so everyone was was in between Mexico.
It was the original melting pot. That's why when you
go to different parts of Mexico, everyone kind of looks different.
But the one thing that they all have in common
is they all speak Spanish. So the cream rised rose
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to the top when it comes to who's fucking around there,
and it was the Spanish. So when naming such a flu,
they're like, well, who would we give credit to? And
then Spain's sharpened in their sword. They're like, give it,
give it to the Spanish. Just let them have it.
Let them have the whole fucking flu. Yeah. They kind
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of count World War One as a win for them
and they weren't doing bad facts kind of a little
bent paraphrase, very paraphrase, which.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
After World War Two and the Korean War, Congress passed
a resolution in nineteen fifty four to change the name
to Veterans Day to honor all American veterans, not just
those from World War One. So they were going to
call it World War one.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Remember of the Day's totally suspicious right there?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you government, thank you again.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Why is the one there? Trustee?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Crazy crazy crazy now the yeah, the Tomb of the
Unknown Soldier. A national ceremony takes place each year at
Arlington National Cemetery, where presidential wreath is laid at eleven
a m on the dot, accompanied by a moment of
silence as well and the moment of silence the Veterans
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Day Moment of Silence Act.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Now, they used to call it, not the moment of silence.
They used to call it the moment of Sparky because
he's very quiet.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
That's true, It's true.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
They change it though, because you know, reasons, for reasons.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, they were sick of telling them to get back
from the gate.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
They were tired of the fall up questions and now
a moment of Sparky the like who.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Of course they had free admission local observances and the
Veterans Day Moment of Silence Act, which was actually signed
in twenty sixteen, designates a two minute moment of silence
at two eleven pm Eastern Standard time every year.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
For fallen soldiers got got them choking.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
So in other countries, November eleventh is known as Remembrance
Day and not necessarily Veterans Day, like Canada, the United
Kingdom or Armistice Day in France because the French were
amazingly generous in the war.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yep, they they gave up a lot of ground pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
They way gave up a lot of ground.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I mean immediately.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
And this is this is from a country that has
rich history in fighting themselves. No, I mean like overthrowing government.
The origins of democracy coming from France wanting to constantly
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fuck up England, not not for conquering, just because there
was a language barrier and they hated each other because
of it. Yeah, well, you know what.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
The first known veteran celebration was actually held in Alabama, Birmingham, Alabama,
November eleventh, nineteen forty seven, and a World War Two
veteran named Raymond Weeks, of course, a native of the city,
organized the event, which did include a parade and other festivities.
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He was awarded the Presidential Citizenship Medal by Ronald Reagan
in eighty two. So that happened when Ronnie Reagan was
was an offer us. Yeah, but thank you, big, thank you,
big shout out, thank you guys for your support. And
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you know, love it, love it, love it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
There will be parades.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
There will be parades.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Now all we need to do is to happen, is
to get their checks there on time.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Now, who knows?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Who knows what's going on? Yeah, people are well, let's
get into some topics and news from from across the web.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
There, keV Oh, absolutely, my favorite headline of this week happened.
Dick Cheney is dead. Yeah, yeah, he shot. He did
not get shot. He did not get shot in the
face or anything like that, unlike how he shot his
friend in the face.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, so brother or somebody related to him.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh, it wasn't related, nobody, He wasn't related. No, he
was not looking up. It was just a dude that
he was with, a dude.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
It was a secret service member that was just out
in the woods.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I think it was a former colleague or whatever. But
he shot him in the face. Man, Like, what's going on?
Dick Cheney lived to the age of eighty four, the
old fashioned way, on five other other people's hearts. What
a scumbag. See God works in direct ways. He tried
to kill him so many times, but we kept interfering
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with God's planned by keeping Dick Cheney alive, so that
way Dick Cheney could eventually send more people to their
death with false flag alerts under his belt and dodging
the draft as many times as he could. His legacy
could only be lived on by his scumbag daughter, Liz Cheney.
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And what a scumbag she is, Boy, oh boy, she
misled the American people about Russia Gate, thinking that Russia
was able to fix an election. You know who fixes elections,
People that have millions and millions and millions of dollars
pumped into these elections. Every corporation has monetary incentive to
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do so. Russia has zero dollars involved. And even if
Russia wanted to interfere in elections, do it the old
fashioned way and give money to both the candidates. You
fucking gotta be kidding me with this bullshit. We had fundraiser,
(16:16):
We had fundraiser advertisements for people that actually needed money
for comedy shows that I was doing at the time,
and that got interrupted because Russia. Trump was on I
guess he was being impeached because of Russian scandal. Get
the fuck going. What a scumbag Liz Cheney is. And
then she followed up her scumbag behavior by saying that
(16:41):
January sixth, people people that went running up the you know,
having a normal random reaction, while zero National Guard were
called because Nancy Pelosi on transcript held them back said
fuck that, let them go crazy. People are gonna blame
Trump anyways for a mutiny. You can't mutant yourself, So yeah,
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what are you doing anyways? Liz Cheney just takes after
her father that way as being a total fucking scumbag.
The Hard Times has put down. White House honors Dick
Cheney with a twenty one gun to the face salute.
The White House honor late president, late vice presidential president
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to Dick Cheney with a twenty one gun to the
face salute. Confirmed sources who wanted no part in volunteering
for whatever that entailed. We are paying tribute to the
third greatest vice president in American history. The only way
we know how is that White House Press Secretary Caroline
Levitt as a man whose legacy involved using the military
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to resolve international disagreements and minor foreign inconveniences, as well
as mistaking his buddy for a quail while hunting in
two thousand and six. This twenty one gun to the
face salute is our way of honoring the man who
was once played by Christian Bale. In a movie for
some reason. Dick also famously had five heart attacks during
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his lifetime. So as a bonus display of gratitude, we
will be stabbing five immigrants in the chess at random.
It's what Dick would have wanted, you.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Know what's hilariously funny, And not to say that this
whole situation, that that whole story is probably you know,
shit from the.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Very beginning, it's all real.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Did you know that he's estimated to be worth thirty
six million dollars because he received a severance package from Halliburton.
Oh yes, I do, particular lum sum, Yeah, yes, I do.
Fucking crazy yep.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He was on the board of He was on the
board of Alburton and a consultant for them for over
fifty years. Fifty years. They were the number one contributor
to his campaign. Knowing that if he won Wyoming, which
he was going to win Wyoming with his wife's family support,
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if he won Wyoming, that they would always have a
Republican in there, had to garner their interests, especially for
them because Wyoming is dedicated Republican state. Those hard red states,
and this goes along with the hard blue states. We
want to color coat and use some dummy words here.
But the hard red states are represented by big corporations
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and some are the hard blue states. It's the purple
states that you're really got to count on. But jerry
mandering and jerry mannering is basically just redistricting your voting
areas by seeing where your voters are. So if you
have people that are registered Democrats in certain areas, well,
there's where the line is, and we get a new
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congress person out of there from that specific party. It
works as a swing door. Both parties are one thousand
percent guilty of this, of this strategy, and uh and
they like it that way.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But did you know that his annual net worth in
two thousand and three was a staggering eighty six million dollars?
It was more, and that's before his thirty two or
thirty six million dollars that he got from the settlement
from Halliburton, bringing his official total two one hundred and
(20:31):
twenty two million dollars net worth.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, sir, yep, a war mongering scumbag that made money
off of tragedy the Bush administration. George W. Wanted to
bring on old Dick Cheney just because Dick Cheney. This
was a this was a strategy. Yeah, George W. Bush
was told to be eh, a little inex experienced, Okay,
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governor of a very big state. Uh, kind of buffoony, right,
a little buffoony right.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
He got straight c's at Yale, come on, what are
we doing, which he thought would get him the Spanish
vote because he thought to.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Daddy, Daddy was gonna buy him as the way through.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Colleges, Daddy, Daddy, I had a dream that God wants
me to run for president. Hey, Daddy, think George, shut
the fuck up. Jeb is going to run. Jeb is
going to run. We're going to win.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
We're going with Jeb. Now, But Daddy, I'm going to win.
I'm gonna tell I'm telling you I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Hey, Donald Rumsfeldt said, said that this was very important,
but you know what else is important? Watch this drive?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, you want to hear the funny the funny funny
thing before part he actually shows the picture.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I was talking to the girls at work and I said, Hey,
did you see that Dick Cheney died? And they're like,
who the hell is that? I said, exactly, Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sparky On that note, flip that big border around there. Hey, Harry,
want to check my gun? Okay, Dick, And that's how
it kind of went there. The uh, the Dick Cheney
is no longer alive. He outlived Colin Powell. I think
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by four years. Four years he outlived Colin Powell. Total scumbag.
You should everybody should watch the movie Dick. Christian Bale
is outstanding in that by the way, very good, very good.
I had to give it a B solid B two
a B plus if we're grading it on letters only
because Christian Bale carries every part of the movie he does.
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He does.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
But you know who carries something else?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Who's that?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh, oh, she's dropped a new uh, something new in
her line or what's.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Something new in her life, in her line, in her
product from glop. Of course she's made the news again.
Let's just put it that way. So officially, officially, Gwyneth
Paltrow and her company have come out with a new
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advent calendar for the holidays. Ah yeah, Now, not quite
the the advent calendar that you would all think of
as as far as like pasta sentic candles, three figure
dice sts, you know, there's a there's a whole bunch
of different things that would that would be added to
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the vagina candle that she came up with, or the
the vaginal egg that she came up came up with
after that, Now.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I always thought that advent calendars, you know, you pop
a little thing open, piece of candy, eat the candy,
and you read a little thing about the Bible.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Right, yeah, yeah, Well, Gwyneth Paltrow fans have been left
divided after Goop. The company group promoted a four figure,
four figure, thirteen hundred dollars sex Toy Advent calendar.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Great, I did hear that.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You heard that right, Evan, you did hear it right?
A thirteen one hundred dollar sex Toy Advent calendar. When
are you buying your first one?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I am not? Oh oh not, oh, I gonna do
it now. I totally support Gwyneth Paltrow and her ability
to charge people thirteen hundred dollars on group of sex
toys that are probably worth one hundred collectively. I love
the I love the pitch. Here Tony says, Christmas is
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right around the corner. Mariah Carey is defrosting what that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Fuck they keep her out a deep, deep thaw.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Yeah Yeah, Mariah Carey's defrosting. Starbucks has released its festive menu,
and in less than a month, the iconic Rockefeller Center
Christmas Tree will be switched on ahead of the twenty
twenty five festive season. Fifty three year old Paltrow's brand
Goop has shared a litany of gift guides for anyone
obsessed with fashion, wellness, and pleasure seekers. The the the
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latter featuring everything from finding Ferdinand Black lip Balm and
a twenty seven hundred dollars signet ring from Real Fine Studio,
is a chokeful of a chock full of indulgent bat soaps,
Goop's own sex oil, and a luxurious and wonderful pop
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up bad There right in the middle of me fucking
reading great love these pop up bads Man, It's a.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Dice set that'll set you back seven hundred and eighty
dollars Kevin seven hundred and eighty dollars Outstanding Outstanding.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
One of the more expensive items listed on the gift
guide as a Kinky Advent calendar from Kiki.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Monpate.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The nine Drawer Gifts Prize that twelve hundred and eighty
five dollars, promises to help you unlock new ways to play,
and includes a bullet vibrator, a pair of gold plated
handcuffed wristlets. Soft every time, dude, I keep getting these
pop up bads. Hey, McAfee, I know you're fucking dead
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from a mysterious ways. You know that's cool and everything,
but it kind of feels like you're alive right now.
See this, Tony, He's alive. He's popping up now. Your
phone is infected with eighteen viruses.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, no, it doesn't come with shit.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Goddamn it. McAfee and Dick Cheney are probably hanging out.
He's given him a virus of his own. Yeah, hopefully.
What else does it come with, Tony?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It comes with the bullet vibrator, some succulent, succulent oils,
quite a few toys for him and her, as well
as I'm sure whips, chains and everything in between. Sparky
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has a demo from the demo box.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hey look at my advent calendar. Hey look sex toys
and they smell like they were used. Yeah, damn, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm good with the vagina candle. No, thank you, I'm
okay with that quite okay.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, almighty. Well the are is that something that's on
your list? Tony for.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Not quite my bag but.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
There? But yeah, moving on, moving onwards, moving Oh my god,
Antonio Brown in custody for attempted murder. No way, dude,
this sounded like something that wouldn't be even real, like
you know, like clickbait kind of stuff. But it's real.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Antonio Brown is under arrest and back in the United
States after six months after the former NFL star was
accused of trying to shoot and kill a man at
at a boxing event in Florida.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Eden Ross is accused of trying to shoot and kill.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Here are the pod Guy's podcast. We were going to
keep eating Ross's name out of the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Now we're doing it. We're doing it.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You know what. Fuck it. So. Thirty seven year old
Antonio Brown was extra deuted this week, with the United
Arab Emirates authorities shipping the retired wide eye.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
By the way, the only place he is actually allowed
to be and welcomed is by the UAE.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I think the only punishment they should give Antonio Brown
is to force him to play for the Browns. Ooh,
that way he can be Antonio the Browns.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Wow, Yeah, it's the only it's in prison. He's going
to be looked at like a god. And the Browns,
they're all going to give you that same look, like
what did you do to get here?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Believe it or not.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
The thirty seven year old was extradited this week, with
United Arab Emirates authorities shipping the retired white out back
to the United States from Dubai, where he was allegedly
attempting to evade the reach of the American legal system.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Believe it or not, yeap.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
But Trumpy Dumpy Kin said new He said, now we're
bringing in Donio Brown.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Beck says Bregman, Tonio Brown, And they're like, wouldn't you
rather the Epstein files? Now nobody cares about that. That
is so last week Rudy Giliani your pardon by the way,
Rudy's like, you still know me? I have the ruded
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Gilliani was pardoned by President Trump and uh no, one
more surprised. And Rudy Giuliani He's like, oh my god,
I hot. I was going to jail.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
So he was brought to New York of course, and
then turned over to local police where he'll be sent
back down down to South Florida. Uh in the Miami
area where the incident went down.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Wow, sparky with the with the board, Hey, Dick, want
to check my gun? Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Can we play catch after that? Good old Antonio Brown
and Dick Cheney. Man, they're just they were doing it.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, yeah together they make Brown Dick.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
So as uh as We're reported. Shortly after the mid
May incident, the alleged victim, zu cor Naine kwame Non
tomboo Yeah told told us the Antonio snapped on him
at the Influencer Boxing event and ultimately tried to shoot
him with a handgun. Brown was adamant that he was
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simply just protecting himself from people who were trying to
jump and rob him. Dude, you're broke as fuck and
you're somebody's trying to rob you.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He might have had chains on, might have of who knows,
who cares? I don't know, man, I'm Brown, good and
Antonio Brown is doing his best to walk in the
footsteps of O. J. Simpson. But yeah, o J. They
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don't make him like they used to. Man. Yeah, yeah,
OJ could kill two people allegedly in one night and
uh and then still do like a fucking Ford Bronco
commercial on the news while getting away from police. I
mean that is that is multitasking and its best right there.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Uh, for two or two last stories of the night.
You want to go Jeremy Renner or do you want
to go?
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Man, we go, let's go, let's go, let's go Mike
Smith first. Then this has been it's been going on
for a while. I mean, we're gonna get to Jeremy
Renner because holy crap. And then we do have we
have a I think one more after that as well.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
What do we got Yeah, we might have something Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we got something else. All right, let's dig deep into
the of course, Mike Smith is the He's a CEO
of Trailer Park Boys Incorporated and one of the main
(33:23):
actors of Trailer Park Boys in general. I forget what
the name of his character is.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh, he was Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, right, He
was the mentally handicapped trailer person, which, by the way,
there's always one in a trailer park. If you don't
have one, you're in a pretty nice trailer park. The show,
by the way, no laugh track. I count it as
one of the three best comedies ever on ever for TV.
(33:53):
And by the way, the three comedies I have down
are South Park, It's Always Sonny in Philadelphia, and Trailer
Park Boys in no particular order, just three, all different,
but the best comedies to ever to ever go on TV.
What makes them such great comedies, Tony's because most shows
(34:15):
only have three good seasons. These all have more than
three good seasons.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I wasn't a big fan of Trailer Park Boys.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I think I think the reason that it really caught
on was because it was very It was very raw
into the Canadian poverty trailer parky kind of scene. If
you knew somebody that got out of jail and they
still got their first day stuff on. That was Ricky,
(34:48):
and Ricky was living in his car, he had a
you know, he had a kid with the probably the
most attractive woman in the trailer park. So he was
like the trailer park king. Like they had their own
little group of guys sort of thing. Now, particularly in
the real world, these guys are all losers, Tony, Right,
they're all losers, but in the trailer park they all
(35:10):
have their hierarchy sort of thing. The you never got
into Trailer Park Boys with the uh not my thing.
Oh my god, Randy, Randy, Randy, you know come on yeah, no, sorry,
you've watched how many episodes, Tony?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I don't know, only a couple, not a lot, because
it just didn't capture my attention, and I was like, oh, well,
I should really watch this, like like Sonny and Philadelphia,
you know, pretty pretty funny quality show. I've probably caught
in about, I don't know, between ten and twenty episodes
(35:51):
probably of even even Sonny in Philadelphia, So that one's
not even on my hierarchy as far as like, you know,
something really funny that I would watch every time?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
What what would you? Okay? So John Dunsworth playing uh
Jim Lahey of the most drunken trailer park supervisor around,
and he plays an ex cop who is now just
a trailer park supervisor but then trying to exert authority.
So it's kind of like an h o A kind
(36:24):
of person, but turn the Karen into a mister Lahey
sort of person. Uh, and Hoa's nice neighborhood. Uh, this
is just a trailer park and he's trying to kind
of keep people on line. The scenes that he has,
especially with Bubbles during the one scene where He's just like, hey, bubbles, shit,
(36:45):
winds are blowing. Bubbles, what's Ricky up to? What's Ricky
and Julian up to? You know, it's just the us.
He's trying to interrogate Bubbles while knowing that he's mentally handicapped. Yeah.
Later on, around season eight nine and ten, Mike Smith
(37:07):
had been accused of sexual assault on several instances by
the person who played Ricky's wife and or a girlfriend
love interest, the blondie on there. Anyways. The show, though,
was so popular that the sexual assault charges were absolutely
ignored the way Oh my god, they were just ignored
(37:30):
completely were they're the first one they were like, well,
you know, he likes to joke around. The second one
they were like, well, you know, we suspended him for
three days. And then the third one they're like, well,
if you don't like it, you know, we're winding things
up here. Anyways, blah blah blah. You know, but what
happened in this layist incident, Tony, do you what happened?
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, it was in the all the way back in
twenty seventeen. Was the incident at hand December twenty seventeen
and Trailer Park Boys Incorporated, which produces the comedy show,
actually released a statement on Friday this past Friday that
(38:12):
said that Smith had stepped away from his role as
the managing director of the company itself, and we are
aware of the allegation concerning Mike Smith dating back to
twenty seventeen, and take such matters seriously. We recognize how
difficult an allegation is of this nature for all involved. Now,
(38:32):
out of respect for the legal process, we will not
comment further on this.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Case, which they're trying to.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Distance themselves as far as you know, trying to save
face for the show. It sounds like they already did
the cover up. They may have already done a payout.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
But who knows, who knows to be honest.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, well, I would say we wish Mike Smith the best.
If he wants to come on here and clear his name,
come on on the pod Guys podcast. And Sparky, Sparky,
were you there during the assault? What's going on there?
Spark If I can't be on Trailer Park Boys, maybe
(39:17):
I can get a part on that seventies show. How
about that? Maybe maybe Sparky's got the Russian dull rape
jokes ready here?
Speaker 1 (39:27):
You know, now weird incident actually occurred back in twenty sixteen.
Mike Smith was arrested again back in twenty sixteen. Yeah,
this is a with He was charged with misdemeanor domestic
battery in La over an alleged incident involving a woman
(39:48):
at a Hollywood hotel.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
So he beat up.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
He beat up somebody in a hotel in twenty sixteen,
and then precedented it in twenty nineteen by sexually harassing
someone on set. And then I think, to be honest,
everybody knew what was going on and then tried to
cover it up a little bit year after year after year,
(40:17):
and now things are finally coming out in the wash.
But a month later the charges were dropped on that
particular incident. Because it sounds like he's really in a
pickle this time as he's doing court this coming Monday.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
So we got the Renner story coming up, and then
the Kanye story to lead us out here. The Jeremy
Renner blast film partner after she claims he sent her
explicit images and threatened to call Ice. Oh this is spicy, Tony,
I love it. This is this is my I'm gonna
(40:58):
turn it. I gotta see this tone. I'm turning it up.
I'm turning it up a little bit there, I have
to all right, all right. So Jeremy Renner is denying
the allegations made against him by his former business partner
ye Zool, after she accused the actor of sending intimate
photos and threatening to call ice on her. The allegations
being made are totally inaccurate and untrue, a rep for
(41:20):
the actor told Page six. Zue when public with her
claims against the actor on Monday, telling her Instagram followers
that Renner initially started contacting her in June with personal
and intimate photographs of himself. He convinced me of his sincerity,
(41:40):
saying he had been single for a long time and
open to a long term relationship. She continued, I believed
in him, in the power of love, and in the
possibility of redemption. Zul, who worked with Renner on the
documentary Chronicles of Disney, went on to allege that the
marvel aytre then entered into written agreements with her production company,
(42:04):
but later denied having any personal relationship or professional collaboration.
When I called him out privately about his past misconduct
and asked him to behave properly to respect me as
a woman and as a filmmaker. He threatened to call
immigration and ICE on me, and to act that deeply
shocked the fact that deeply shocked and frightened me. What
(42:30):
the fuck? Okay? On Thursday, Zula expanded on her fucking
know what her name is? Zoel did? It is.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
The dog from Ghostbusters?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Oh? You look?
Speaker 1 (42:49):
God? Continue on?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Please, I'm calling Ice on you, your fucking ghost No,
you call ghostb This is an immigration problem. That Zuela
is from a different.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Name, different timeline, different entity.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
That's great. On Thursday, she expanded on her allegations in
an interview with The Daily Mail, sharing a screenshot from
a video that Renner allegedly sent her on WhatsApp. The
video detected a male porn act and female porn actress
engaging in a sexual act. Along with the clip, Renner
(43:40):
allegedly sent the message oh yes with a droulie face emoji.
This okay. Zulu claimed to have a collection of those
photos and the porn gifts that he sent. I did
not reach out to him, he pursued me, She told
Daily Mail. I didn't even know his name, never watched
(44:02):
a movie of his. He used me and denied me
and denied our work. After striking up correspondence with Renner,
the two filmmakers allegedly engaged in a brief romance.
Speaker 6 (44:15):
It is uh ul Uh previously gushed over their relationship
in October, telling The Daily Mail that Renner.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Found new love with Zoo. There were there months.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
I guess that would make of his recovery from his
near fatal snow incident.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
Renner, Yeah, well that makes him were he almost lost
his legs by the way, that would make him the
key master. It would be the team master of Zool.
Her comments arrived shortly after she previously hinted at their
romance by sharing clips and photos of the pair riding
(45:08):
through Renner's Reno, Nevada hometown. Holy crap, Tony, there's a lot.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
To unravel from this show or from this whole this
whole situation. But we're gonna go to Sparky's picture because
I feel like this is gonna be the freaking chef kiss.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
To take that.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Okay, Jeremy, I got a new business partner for you.
Oh no, it's the plow Queen. Apparently somebody got plowed
and it was not Jeremy. Brenn. Good, Now, where do
(45:50):
you take that? Where do you take this whole uh?
Of course, this whole article. All right, It sounds like
they met each other at the at the movie thing. Okay, Yeah,
they talked, they romanced each other a little bit. I
feel like the cultural difference maybe was a little bit
expectative of of him kind of leading her on a
(46:14):
little bit, but they still were in a relationship. Do
I think, say, if it was sexual, they don't see
a physical relationship. But it sounds like him meeting the
family and like kind of going through uh through his Reno, Nevada, uh,
you know, hometown, and like meeting the dudes and the
(46:36):
duets of the family, and then her saying, oh, I
don't know how far it really went, but he started
sending me nudies, and he started sending me some pornographic
materials okay, and so kept everything.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Let me let me get to that real quick. I
think I think he totally did all these things.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
And the only the only reason I would say that
is because of the accident, he had not only physical
but mental trauma on top of Let's give him synthetic
heroine to ease the pain. Sort of thing, and now
he's all horned up over her emotionally, he's trying to,
you know, attach onto somebody during the whole situation, I
(47:20):
could say that's a bulls eyeser and yeah, and you
know he's over there acting very mentally erratic due to
all of that shit that happened to him, and no
one doubt obviously, now she's gonna feel the way she's
gonna feel over it, and he's gonna feel a little
fucked up because he's if he's rejected from that point
(47:41):
while being drug laced up in the brain mental trauma,
physical trauma, he's gonna say something like, oh, yeah, oh
I call Ice onya huh, what a fucking what if
the arrowd avenger comes by him? You know.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
I mean, you don't have to be a hawk to
see any of this happening. But but I feel like
she she probably told him something in general where she
was like, oh, I'm just probably doing these movies on
a visa and he was like, oh, well, I'll call
(48:15):
Ice and get you deported.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I feel like it's a fucked up move. But it's
very uh, not to say cliche of Clint, but.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
So if any if anything. She says that she's never
heard of him, and that could be that could be true.
I so that could be true that she never saw
any of his movies. But that's false too. But she
knew he was famous. No, no, she could not know him,
(48:51):
but she knew he was famous. She knew that he
had money.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They were together. They were together when he was in
the snow the snowmobile accident thing.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
The whole then like when they when they came out
with the information on that they were like the Hawkeye
star from Marvel's Entertainment, you know, got pushed under the
tracks of this freaking like, yeah, you know whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, the it's it's a tricky situation right there. That's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
She knew. I think she knew. But she might have been,
like I said, you know, this little not to say
no name actress who came in from China. She probably did,
you know, minor movie roles over in China and then
got picked up by Disney Entertainment and then you know
(49:45):
where where did they did they meet?
Speaker 2 (49:49):
It was a I think I think it was a
smart business strategy for her to be including her company
strictly with him. Who had money and contacts, so that
way they could both be business partners together sort of thing.
(50:12):
The comments are are pretty.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Good though, fantastic by the way, I.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Mean, yeah, yeah, Are you checking any of these comments
out or now? Go for it? Go for it? Sing
Song sun Qui says, I'll take five hundred dollars for
things that didn't happen. And Don Borichard says, not only
is this response stale and overused, you didn't even do
it right, wonderful, that's great people are critiquing each other.
(50:42):
You know she was lying when she said I didn't
even know who he was. I've never even watched one
of his movies. Says no, all right, And Steve Gibbons says,
I want to see the messages before he sent the images.
She cuts those out. Let us see what you were
talking about before he sent them. Stop trying to ruin
(51:04):
somebody's life publicly without a trial. That should be against
the law. Any article and publication with this information should
be against the law. Steve Gibbons, I think it's already
against the law. It's called slander. But that's all right.
He's onto something. I guess. First off, it's not him
(51:25):
in the car. I guess people are saying that it
doesn't look like him in the car a lot this thing.
Here's the dory is trying to with some wordplay here.
Ice is a hot topic right now. Of course she's
trying to exploit that. That is exploit to bull, but
I'm pretty sure he's still said that kind of stuff.
(51:47):
This sounds like she got upset that they didn't make
it in a relationship. I usually side with caution on
these types of things, but this one has writing on
the walls as he rose it does. It just feels
like an argument that is spiraling and on neither side
is can is is given any ground?
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah? Throwing darts at a dartboard and just have him
waiting for one to actually like hit the middle, you.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Know, Daniel Zanks is amber herds popping up everywhere. Yeah,
come on, ship in the bed and yeah yeah, Tony,
It's it feels like relationship goals right there, you know, Yeah,
hashtag relationship goals. We're gonna have to end it on
(52:40):
this one, Kanye West, this is the this is your boy,
Tony Boy, get your boy to what what is he?
What is going?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
We're going to bring it home.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Kanye West appears then Gueen and Guen as he wears
white face. Man ask while I was listening listening to
the Fate of Aphilia by Taylor Swift, how do they
know what he was listening to? Did he say that they.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
They don't, that that part's made up with the whole situation.
But Kanye did go out into the world via white
rubber faith. I don't know if male, female, uh maybe
by gendered. Now if we could go over the list, Kevin,
(53:37):
We're gonna go over the list real quick, right, Yeah,
he originally said that he was black, of course.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Well this just feels like a kid that that is, Like,
I don't care that it's November tenth. I'm still wearing
my Halloween costume.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he went as a black, non gendered gendered.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
He went as.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Jewish if you remember that stunt, not seed. If you
remember that stunt, I do.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Now he's going whiteface.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Okay, cab ride, so he still wants to go by ye.
He donned a freaky prosthetic mask of what seemed to
be a Caucasian woman for his cab ride out of
JFK Airport on Monday. Okay, West forty four, changed out
(54:41):
of a standard issue pandemic compliant cloth mess to put
on a Halloween ready look, which appeared to include eyeshadow.
It's the second time in as many days Yee has
been spotted wearing a face covering of his caliber. He
(55:01):
he wore a pale greenish blue mask Sunday in Venice, Italy.
If he didn't catch him doing that, Tony, check it out,
he's got his Yeah, he's got that thing going on
right there.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
He also went Jason Ala Ala Instagram.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah. West wore the same all black. Uh, you know,
get up with both masks, the leather jacket as he
washed jeans. You know it it feels like the it
feels like a sketch where you know, like I wonder
what Michael Myers does in his free time, and it's
just like hanging out on his cell phone. He knows
(55:44):
this is getting him attention. And if that, if there's
one thing Kanye knows how to do, he's he's he's
topping himself Tony every time.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Yeah. Yeah, Now, I I don't think he's with his
wife anymore? Am I correct on that? I think got
a they're in the process of a divorce. Or they're
in the process of a breakup.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
They are. Yeah, yeah, so this is a lot better
of a disguise than the green shrub you oh delicately.
Yeah yeah. So now he's just now he's he's he's
trying to hook back up with Cesoria by dressing up
like a white guy, like I know, I'll dress up
like somebody the opposite of me, someone that she might
(56:31):
love more. And he just puts onto some kind of
fucking weird white skin suit. What the fuck don't what
the hell's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 1 (56:42):
I mean mentally, mentally, I think he snapped again. Uh,
you know, he's been in these relationships where you happen
to see him break apart in a relationship and unfortunately,
like the genius mentality that he has where he not
to say, he roped everybody in you know what he's got.
He's got some interesting mentality when it comes to music,
(57:06):
because everybody's like, oh, the geniuses of ya, genius of ya,
musical genius. The dude may be a musical genius, but
when you're snapping under pressure, I feel like you're getting
into a relationship to just replace the last relationship that failed.
(57:28):
And even though you're doing the same things that failed
in the first relationship, and you're doing them in the
next relationship to fail. You're kind of dooming yourself for failure.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
The Carly Funkeenthal says, Nah, I know Eminem when I
see him.
Speaker 1 (57:49):
He is the real slim shady.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh my god. He said they don't understand the things
I say on Twitter and then and then did this
as Gabby Ellis, he looks more feminine then Caitlin l
O L. Yeah, that's a Caln Jenner slam right there. Yeah,
it looks like ed Geen. A lot of that stuff
(58:12):
going on there.
Speaker 5 (58:13):
Who I love that show, by the way, great show.
Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, I do want to check something out. Check that out,
really really cool.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Maybe uh, maybe this is how he's dressing up for
Diddy right now.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh remember when he was KKK member as well?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
Oh yeah yeah he uh he had the get up
on for that kind of stuff. So he's he's picked
every spectrum of the rainbow. Gazelle Mendez says that she
is very skeptical. If he's listening to Taylor Swift on
his on his head set, very skeptical. That should not
(58:54):
be the skeptical thing.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
The park let's send the show on a on a
saying what do you got on that big board?
Speaker 2 (59:05):
Hey? Mom?
Speaker 1 (59:06):
It is a guy with a wrapped face while being
dressed as a green, giant green bush star in a
pointy hat.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
And that's how and that is and that is how
Kanye visits. That's how Kanye dop fires his kids for
the holidays. You know, it comes dressed as a fucking tree.
Speaker 1 (59:31):
Daddy's over the holidays.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Why is the tree knocking on the door. Hey, I'm
a Christmas tree. Let me in, And kids like, okay,
Christmas Tree because she's so fucking dumb, She's like, get
in here, Christmas Tree as you did last year.
Speaker 5 (59:49):
Awesome, awesome, awesome.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Oh I feel like uh, I feel like that was
a solid show.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Yeah, very solid.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Gonna wrap it up, Sparky. If you can unmute yourself
to tell everybody where you can happen to find us,
that would be great.
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
You can find us at every single major stream platform
including iHeart, Spotify, Spreaker, Deezer cast Backs, packet casts, thee
O Reel, Facebook live video, the Orel I don't know time.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
And then soon uh, we're going to be on the
Roku channel Realku beautiful, big shout out the Sparky and
his birthday celebration tomorrow. Sparky, where's the big the big
event going.
Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
To be at Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
There we go, Chuck E Chee Chuck Yeah, Yeah, Boston
Pencil Yeah, Boston, Pennsylvania, Boston, Massachusetts. Yeah, the Boston, Massachusetts
Chucky Cheese.
Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
And that can shut down. I don't know, maybe never mind,
go there anyways, just go just if you see the
police tape, just walk on by, just got arrested, Slap
the table and be like, yeah it is Slap the
table and be like, where's the pizza? Hey? Why does
your pizza taste like Pasqually's.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
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