The Podguyz Podcast with guest matty g

We are the podguyz podcast live with special guest Matty G. We take him into the road of Charlie Kirk, and all the other weird stories across the web.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
What oh my god, we are a little late. Zoom
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They now have an extra five different emojis we can
put on the screen. That took fifteen minutes of updated
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Red blue and I counted fourteen there, that's okay.

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Some rockets got it?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Rockets all over your face? Oh god, floating.

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Man, they've rocketed everywhere.

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Big fuck you, big fucking person that has four fingers missing. Yeah,
I mean thumbs up.

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I thought that was the fuka.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Uh. And the laughing emojis of course, laughing emojis, of course,
the cry laughing emojis.

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Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm Tony kaz Kevin Neary Here.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
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Speaker 2 (02:00):
And sparky as the big board right there, he says, Hi,
on the big board, he's uh, he will be drawing
what we talk about. But first I need to address
the elephant in the room. And no I'm not talking
about Matt Matt, and that's not the fourth square right there,
there has there has been something that happened over the

(02:23):
week that we'd like to address in a serious note,
or I will right now. Charlie Kirk was assassinated over
the over the week September tenth, and for those of
you that followed him, for those of you that love
him or hate him, here at the Pod Guys podcast,
we see it as a heinous act for those all around.

(02:45):
I mean the whole setup, Tony, and you've seen the
you've seen his you've seen his TikTok reels, right yeah.
We don't get too much into politics around here. The
the idea was basically, he would try to debate people
in a crowd to prove himself right and them wrong

(03:08):
during a debate style in a very straightforward attempt, am
I onto the whole thing pretty much?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Her? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
The the controversial uh area is where it kind of
turned into Jerry Springer versus the crowd sort of thing,
So as if Jerry Springer would now kind of take
on the crowd and in a very clickbaity kind of way.

(03:41):
I'll give you an example. Charlie Kirk was very firm
in his beliefs, so much to the point that there
was never an episode, There was never an episode that
I saw on TikTok that that Charlie Kirk would ever say,
Oh my god, you know what I was wrong? You

(04:03):
were right? This is this was not the This was
not an open forum discussion. Yeah, both parties were rooted
hard in their opinions, and yeah it opened up. No

(04:26):
ground was ever really yeah, you're right, you're right. So no,
no ground was ever gained by these exchanges wholeheartedly because
both sides felt like they were correct, and it came
down to, uh, seeking a reaction. When you're going viral

(04:48):
constantly like that, you're garnering reactions more negative than positive,
because those are the those are the things that gets
your views. This is why we're not viral all the time, Tony,
because we get positive amounts of views. And the the one,

(05:11):
the one constant, the one reaction that was garnered turned
into a successful assassination of Charlie Kirk and now his

(05:32):
his wife has had to explain to his children that
his that father will not be home for Christmas this
year over a psychopath wanting to shoot someone. The best
censorship you can have. If you don't like somebody's public form,

(05:52):
don't go to it. It's a live, voluntary action. People
were going there, becau because they wanted to prove Charlie
wrong and they wanted to prove themselves right, which by
the way, had never been done by each side. No
ground was ever was ever found to be common amongst

(06:14):
you know, agreed, You.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Can probably think of probably three other public speakers who
have gone you know, balls out across social media, including
like mister Shapiro or even Cortes. So you know, as
far as trying to gain gainer.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Uh support, Tony, The thing is that.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Charlie is he's from Utah, so he kind of in
my opinion, I think that people from Utah, they're surrounded
by it's a very religious part of America that out
there right very much. They're kind of seeing the world
through a telescope from Utah's vision, where they just say, Hey,

(07:11):
if everyone just found Jesus, you know, and didn't smoke,
didn't drink, and just lived the way that we live,
they wouldn't have so many problems. Why can't we just
tell everybody to do it this way? Because not all
one shoe fits the same. But that's just the thing.

(07:32):
When you're charismatic and you're very much used to speaking
in crowds publicly, you have a very large advantage over
college goods that have no idea how to articulate themselves
in such way possible. So it was kind of when

(07:55):
you're watching these kind of debates, it's.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I actually, I'm actually didn't disagree. And the only reason
why I disagree is because Charlie Kirk never had a
college education.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
He was educated, Tony.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, No, I'm just saying that in general he was
he was not a college educated person.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I am also not a college educated person. But if
a person wants to heckle me on stage, I could
tear them apart a public I'm not saying you have
to be publicly educated to be a great I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Just saying in general, has a platform. He wasn't a
college educated person. I agree, it was very educated in
what he was trying to talk about.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Correct, What I'm saying is nothing like that. I'm saying
that you have a very great advantage if you are
used to a public forum compared to a person who
is not used to a public forum, where they will
not be able to articulate themselves as well as they

(09:05):
would like to due to nervousness, anxiety, and sometimes they
could prepare a million times in the mirror and it's
not going to sound the same. Meanwile, if you're doing
college campus to college campus to college campus, you could
be dead wrong on a subject, you could be dead

(09:29):
right on a subject, but the articulation coming out of
you is going to be much more controlled compared to
the other person you're going at.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Agreed.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
So although he wasn't formally educated by college, he was
very much more experienced in public speaking than his than
the person going up against him.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Correct, Which.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Have to land on to another point, I mean turned in.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm not saying he was he was not intelligent by
any means. I'm just saying that because he did not
have a college education, he was at the same level
as some of the kids who were coming to see him.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, and not having a college education has in the
in the world of technology right now, in the information age,
it doesn't really compute to not to being super smart anymore.
It's it used to. It really used to. You had to,
you know, back in the nineties, you had to find

(10:34):
somebody who knew something about something. But nowadays it really
it really doesn't end. By the way. That was one
of his opinions I shared uh greatly, where it's just
he was anti higher education because higher education had been
stealing from children, taking their money and then getting the way.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Fucking one hundred percent, dude, one thousand percent.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, getting them into crazy amounts of debt. And that
is that is a truth that needed to be spoken
through every campus, telling these kids that they're getting ripped off.
His other opinions were very religious based to start and
finishing off, where if you're just hearing a clip here

(11:24):
and a clip there, you're like, why does this guy
hate people you know that are of a certain sexual orientation.
And of course, the transgender movement on college campuses brought
up a whole new discussion that really really got dicey

(11:48):
after a while. Both yeah, and of combating people's feelings
compared to the reality of a situation and the differing
of opinions. You know, my opinion, Tony, and she's basically
yours as well. Live and let live you you feel
happy doing something, you're not bothering anybody, Let it go,

(12:10):
Let it go. You know, Uh, my wife, she's she
she loves going to church. I'm all churched out. I
don't worry about that kind of stuff. But I don't
go up to her with a microphone every day and say, hey,
are here, this is why you're wrong. You know that

(12:30):
doesn't feel like a good marriage. Then it just doesn't
feel like it doesn't feel like I would then respect
her her belief or opinion of certain things that I
might feel different about. Another thing. Really have to touch
on this. The freedom of speech, okay, he everybody had

(12:54):
the opportunity to get up and ask Charlie a question,
all right, and that was that was the fun of
a live audience. Okay, Matt, you've done stand up, I've
done stand up, Tony, You've done stand up a live audience.
You never know what you're going to get, never know,
So this is it was almost a challenge where you're like,

(13:15):
one person is probably going to mess him up. But
here's the thing. You have a little bit of control
over your own content when you're editing and splicing it
and putting it out there on TikTok or whatever anyways,
So live or not live, it turned into like a

(13:38):
little bit of a challenge. Can't stress this enough that
the same people that are talking about the freedom of
speech right now are also telling other people how they
should or shouldn't react to an assassination. Now, I feel
like people should react the way you react when anybody

(14:00):
gets murdered, when you say, oh my god, that's a tragedy.
Holy shit, that's fucked up. Got to find the person
that killed them and bring them to justice. That's just
my go to because that's my normal human reaction to
anybody's situation.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Now, if I can just add, yeah, in the first
ten to fifteen minutes of him being at that Utah campus,
when the video of him getting assassinated went across the
web faster than anything I've ever seen in my life,

(14:40):
and watching the live video of a man being murdered
turned my stomach so badly that I was like, holy shit,
just holy shit.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And not to say that you've ever wanted to see somebody,
but when you when somebody throws you a video and
they're like, oh my god, you need to see this,
and you see somebody get shot in the neck and
the amount of blood that came out of that poor man,
you were like, wow, he's he You just witnessed a murder.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Here's something kind of weird as well. Why warn't people
check rooftops? Is this like a union thing? What the
fuck is going on? Check rooftops?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
His security team, his security team is made up of
I'm assuming ex.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Presidential you know, secret service people. They're on his security team.
Are all under FBI questioning right now, and they should
because they were. They were using some military signals that
you would only use towards snipers at that at that moment,
and one one in particular, had stepped backwards two paces,

(16:05):
leaving enough room for the shot to be taken. So
Tyler Robinson is the person that was captured. Cash Patel
had those fucking bug eyes on my god, blink, blink
once in a while, what's wrong with you? Yeah. The
Tyler Robinson though, is now now they're saying that his

(16:29):
roommate or girlfriend was transgender. I listen, there's there's a
lot of there's a lot of motive there. If there's
a lot.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Of motive going on, there's a lot of a lot
of backstory that kind of ties him into whatever he
was doing. His dad, I guess, threw him under the
bus and was like, oh my god, this is my son.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Oh son of mine? Yeah, well yeah, yeah, you know,
if you if you if you recognized, yeah, if you
recognize your kid doing a Hainus act like that, that's
your that's your responsibility, you know, it's and and it's
it's gotta be a little tough for the dad to

(17:17):
do something like God, the I didn't think for a
second that Charlie wasn't gonna make it, you know, hospital
right there. Uh, But when he was proclaimed dead after
one hour, it's just like, what the hell is going on?
The the gun violence people, MSNBC people have been losing

(17:42):
their jobs left and right over this kind of stuff.
And again, it's for for the ones that are defending
freedom of speech. You know, uh, just try to have
some civility. You know, there there's there's nobody that Charlie
went up to and shot and murdered or anything like that.

(18:05):
We're not talking about a murder. We're talking about somebody
who did have his very staunch religious opinions about certain
about certain groups of people. And you know, I respectfully
disagreed with him on some stuff, but I never got

(18:26):
I never cared to get into the comments on TikTok
and start like, you know, whacking around and saying stuff,
because I already know that once people have formed such
an out there far right or far left opinion, they're
not coming back to any center ground we can find. Yeah,

(18:52):
it's not going to happen. But Tony, that's all I
have to really say about that kind of stuff right now.
And I hopefully everybody out there you're still with us.
And that was in two to two series. We're all
adults here, okay, we can uh, we can get the.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Adults in the room.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
There's adults in the room, Tony. We also have a
fantastic guest. We've been trying to get Matt. Matt's been
trying to get us. It's been a will they won't they?
Sam and Diane thing, but we got them by the way,
fourth fourth Square. Mattie gquere Matti G.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Matty Jee.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Holler, Matty G.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Holler. Yeah, Mattie, you are in Las Vegas right now.
I thought you were in Colorado for a little bit
of time.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
I did live in Colorado from twenty fourteen to twenty
twenty one.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
What'd you do?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Roll down the mountain or what?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Exactly, excellent, excellent, I moved.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Here to Vegas. I'm writing to think of it. In fact,
the strip is I you related to where I am?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Really?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Are you in?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Uh? About about three quarters of a mile that way? Okay?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Okay? You must see strippers all the time.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Just walking that Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Mean well it's the you don't know who the strippers
are anymore, or the prostitutes, or just you know people.

Speaker 6 (20:28):
Which one's the stripper, which one is the prostitute, which
one is the head, which one's the homeless person?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah, you're by the way in vague.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That's why I'm too old for that. Anyway. I'm so
body's grandpa. I don't need any of the drama.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
You know that Grandpa is still got to get his.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Well, yeah, but you know this is.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
You should act like a grandpa. You should act like
a grandpa towards the strippers, but act as if inflation
never happened, Like he who was to make a corner.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, let's just say that, you know, and then.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
They're like, you think I'll suck your dick for a
corner though, and then and then say no, wash my
car throw it at them.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
In the early two thousands, there there may or may
not have been a guy who kind of may or
may not have looked a little bit like me, but
a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Of patter who was blind.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
He would go to strip clubs and you know, since
blind people can only see what their hands, the strippers would,
you know, then take his hand and allow him to.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You know, a friend.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That would be great at the blind guy. After the
strippers allowed that, he was just like, ah, gross, oh
I feel I meant feel not look you don't mane ma'am.

(21:58):
I may be blind, but I'm pretty sure the buffet
at the strip club is better.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
M Matt. Tell us a little bit about yourself, of course.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Well, I'm an aquarius. I like cheeseburgers and long walks
on the beach, and I was born in New Jersey
my mother's side on fourth generation. Oh well it wasn't
my fault, I know, and on my father's side on
first generation New Jersey. So my father shrum me right

(22:31):
off the boat. Sorry, it's that's the natural reaction anytime
I used to use that expression, WHI should be whacked
me in the head. What's the amount of what deal?
There was no boat that he was upset that it
was that.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That I usually he didn't realize that off the boat.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Was just an expression. He thought it was like, you know,
it's like at one point they only had posts of dads. Yeah,
but then we took the plane.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What's the matter with you? Sid Domenic County mom?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
So anyway, see, I thought, I thought you shot out
of the Italian womb with one hand like this, and
then you're shouting out jim tanned laundry, Jim tann laundry.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Aren't all Italian people not correct me if I'm wrong?
Aren't all Italian people born out of meatball and spaghetti's.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Or actually come out the really big route.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
You're all quattroados quantos just.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Pasta on the floor. Leave that pasta alone. It's a
life force right now.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's it's Italian quanto.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
It's the golf the.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I'm the third son of the third son in my
I got that going for me. Whatever that.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
I don't know what it means anything, actually know that's me.
I'm the third son of the third I just thought
it sounded cool.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
So you got too old. That brought us, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
And one baby brought it. Bro I'm the middle child.
I'm the middle child, but a middle child.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Nice. Nice.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
I'm really stuck and I'm the black sheep. I'm the
only one who was okay, all right, I'm the only
one in the family who wasn't named after somebody.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Totally crime. It ran out of people, and that's tough
to do in Italy. They're like, well, Tony Anthony Lorenzo.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
I was supposed to Beally, but my mother's like, no,
I want to give I want to give him a
different name, because you know there's I have a cousin
Pasqually and my brother's one of my brothers is named
after one grandfather.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
My other brother's named my other grandfather. I was supposed
to be named after mother.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Your mother named you after her yoga instructor and she spent.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
She named me after a favorite character on Peyton Placed,
the TV.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Show Get Out of Here.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Really I swearted that.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
I thought, oh my god, I thought for decades centuries
that it was from the Bible. They're like, no, it
was from Peyton Place, Doctor Matthew Swing what no wonder
I got into TV?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
So tell us about your journey, matt.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Where do I start?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I mean, you know you already went to the humble beginnings.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Okay, Okay, California, Okay. I moved to California in two
thousand and two. I met my ex wife. Yeah, that happened.
We moved to California in twenty fourteen, and then we
got to worse than twenty twenty one, and kind of
basically a whole bunch of things that had been happening
in my life for the past like twenty years finally

(25:40):
just came to a head and everything exploded, and I
found myself, No, people, this is.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
What happens when you lose a woman in your life.
I got something actually comes together.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
You're gonna get us, You're gonna get us canceled. You're
talking about the heads exploding and shitty.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
We basically she did me a favor by leaving.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
To be honest, Nicoles clearly, Yeah, because well, I mean
we agree, had agreed that we were going to get divorce,
so we've been talking about it for a couple of
years and then like she just fun like when ahead
and did it now?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Did you talk about divorce in the very beginning or
was it just.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Like like during the we met a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
On the honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
We uh, the first thirty second.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Was like.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Years, twenty years, seventeen years. Yeah, And it was right
around year fifteen and we started talking about about getting
divorced and it wasn't working at anymore.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And we had two anniversaries after that, I mean, you know,
happy anniversary. By the way, we were supposed to get
something done.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Yeah, well COVID happened, so that guy, Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
My god, COVID.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Jesus damn you COVID.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
COVID will keep us together.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
We just came out of COVID.

Speaker 6 (26:53):
And I was an essential worker the whole time, So
I was working actually two jobs. I had my day
job at a team V station and after a part
time I did Grubhub. So I was actually making really
good money. So yeah, I was working all the.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Time, and.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
What did you do? No, no, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
In TV?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
I was the broadcast operator for many many years, always
behind the scenes. Basically I was the guy that, like
when you when you sit home watching TV, uh, and
you're watching something and the screen goes blank, I'm the
guy that's got to make sure that the right thing
comes back on or and that's that you're watching the
right thing in the first place. So I basically sit
in front of a playlist and keep it on time
and keep everything going. And if there's any technical difficulties

(27:35):
after resolve them. And during live sporting or any any
live events, we roll all all the national commercials locally
or the local commercials right there in the studio. It's
like if you ever watching a football game, they said,
we'll be right back after this message from your local
Fox station. That means that somebody like me is sitting
in a room waiting for the right queue to come
in and they press the button and it's like, you know,

(27:57):
welcome to you know, Joe Smith's the I don't know,
specialist city or something like, you know, whatever local commercial
there is.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
By the way, this this show is brought to you
by Fox News and Fox sports.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
And your local civilian also hardware and dollars shaved clubs.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
You live from beautiful corporate brand shame in downtown Main Street, USA.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
It's LaaS taking on the had Notts in this long
term battle against these two rivals.

Speaker 7 (28:26):
We're gonna see who's gonna finally take to the championship
home tonight. We'll be back after these messages from your
local Fox station. Very sweet, kind of gets ingrained in
your memory after a while.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh god, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
The only way I knew what sport I was watching
by was by the theme music.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Like sorry, like when you're watching like baseball, that's baseball,
and if it's if it's hockey, it's.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay, that's hockey. I forget the other one. But those
those are like the main ones.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I mean there's only one other, of course.

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Well there was when actually when I worked for a
big company whose name I can't say directly, but they
work in the TV business.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Can you say their name indirectly?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Uh? Maybe directly, but they have a cool commercial out
on TV.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Right now, and uh, it's got that that dude and
then the other dude comes out.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
I mean, oh shit, I forgot what he said. Anyway,
it's one of those big dudes that just is ship.
He says, stuff.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Yeah, and well you used to have to have a
thing on top of your house to watch it, and
now you can stream it directly in your house.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh of Dish Network.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
If I was at T and T, would I want
to buy it? Because it's a piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
You might want to buy it. And it's spin it
all years later into a zone. Yeah you might.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Wow, just thrown it out there atd buys a lot
of junk, and they're they're like, a yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
And then when it doesn't do well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
They're like a fat guy that goes to the buffet
for only ice cream and you're like, what are you
here for? And they're like, I'm not even gonna eat this.
I don't know why I'm you know, I was looking.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Into increasing internet service right and I was like, oh man,
there's quite a few companies that are coming into the area,
and uh, you know, we wanted to get out of
Comcast and the worst way possible. So if I could,
if I could only direct people's attention to getting rid
of Comcast, that would be amazing because internet cable is

(30:44):
god awful. And when I say that like it has
such a monopoly on the market that that is the
only thing that certain people can only get to get
internet to their house. Now, when a when a different
market comes in there, they usually hit you with the
bottom dollar and it's probably like fifty sixty bucks, while

(31:05):
Comcast is raping the shit out of people at one
hundred and thirty bucks a month for shitty internet. It's
literally shitty internet. So if you hit it for eight
hundred megabytes, which is their blast whatever they call their
blast shit, because that's exactly what it is, eight hundred

(31:27):
megabytes of blast shit, you're lucky that you even get
eight hundred megabytes of download speed.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Bad, bad, horrible, maybe a quarter of that upload speed too.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Oh it's crazy, crazy, crazy. So there's some I went
over to AT and T and they have this this
five G internet service thing that they're doing right now,
and you could, uh you could do it for I
think it was like fifty five bucks. And I asked

(32:00):
a guy, like one of the guys with my friend.
He's like, uh, yeah, I mean it's like, uh if
you if you do it, it's like for fifty five
bucks you can get I think it was like eight
hundred or a gig for UH for the download spees
and stuff like that for UH for AT and T.
I'm like, is that uh is Like? Is that a guarantee? Uh?

(32:24):
What do you mean? Is that a guarantee? See, that's
where they get you because it's five G Internet service
and if you don't have five G Internet service in
your area, you're getting shitty internet. It's up to five G,
so you still need a hard wire and a FiOS

(32:45):
line and uh, you know, and all these fun little
wires and gadgets to get uh, permanent, NonStop service. So
there's uh, there's this this, and I hope they I
hope that somebody hears this from green Light. Green Light
Internet service UH is coming through northeast Pennsylvania right now.

(33:06):
Sixty bucks will get you green Light Internet service one.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Gig download speed.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
That is bad. It is fucking phenomenal. Oh that's amazing.
I don't know much about it. I don't know much.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
About download speed.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
That's why I don't know much about download speed. That's
why whenever you know, I'm able to be upsold by
any internet company being like, you don't know how much
download speed we're gonna need from you. And I'm like,
give me the best plan, take all the money. Yeah,
I don't want to have to wait here two dollars
a month. Here you are, just take my What do

(33:47):
you plan on downloading? Nothing? All my stuff is full
of memory.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, say, let's say a family of two, you know,
has a regular just one one TV that runs off
the internet gaming system, Netflix account, or you know, two phones.
Eight hundred megabytes is perfect for a family of two

(34:15):
to do what they need to do as far as
downloading movie or watching Netflix and two phones, and you know,
like for the common person now much. Yeah, so if
you're a gamer, if you're a gamer, you want the
faster download speeds because you're gonna get lag and you're
gonna run out of just download speed in general. So

(34:40):
what you want to do is to want to increase
your bandwidth speed. And one gig is perfect for any
type of gamer in general. So if you're doing a
lot of gaming, you're doing you know, two three TVs
in your house, you have three four phones in your
house for the bigger family, and that's really where you

(35:02):
want to be. Now, you a person who throws its
money out of the thing with shinny Internet still.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
This isn't even like the shitty Internet. This is zoom
updates on a very older computer and the best money
internet can buy, the best internet money can buy. There
we go. I did that on the take too. That
was fine, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Your your mouth still isn't upgrading with the vocals.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Wow, Tony, do you talk to all the ladies like that?
Holy shit, I feel like I'm about to get a
major role after Harvey Weinstein rapes my mouth over here.
Oh I'm just throwing it out there, Tony George of

(35:55):
Miami old miss California, Arizona State, Sparky, why didn't you
take this bet? Like, oh, yeah, you're never on Facebook, Sparky.
Oh yeah, flip over that big board there.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
My man.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Brought to you buy dollar shaved club where you're an
Italian girl can get rid of her mustache? And what
the latest? When I leave you want the mustache ride?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Hey? Yeah, I know, I know. Why does an Italian
guy have a mustache?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
So just like, look at.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
Why do they where gold chains around the next so
they know where to stop shaving?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh that is true, that is true, by the way.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Jokes.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Okay, both sides family Italians, So I'm allowed in.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Your comedy career, Matt, let's get into your comedy career.
What happened comedy?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Comedy career?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Sure right, yeah career, well, not a career. You're your pastime,
your that gig, your hustle.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah. Well, it's something that I've kind of done off
and on for like the last you're a dabbler, there's
a dabbler. Yeah, well, you know what it was. I
never really took it to the point of like I.

Speaker 6 (37:13):
Never really figured out how to how to take it
from something that I was doing on the side just
for fun into something how I could do, you know,
more regularly, and then it just always got stuck up
in a day.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Job, you know, and then get married or kind of
make it, kind of make it. Responsibilities kind of.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Boug you down, especially when all of a sudden, yeah,
you're making one income for two people, and just so
all of a sudden, you're working all these hours and
you really stressed out and yeah yeah, yeah, so you
don't pursue things just because you can't pursue them.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
But and I'm loving I'm loving the bandana for everybody
that is not watching right now but just listening and
driving their car around aimlessly throughout parking laws, high on
crystal meth and famine, yelling at pigeons or children that
aren't yours. Matt has a bandana on. This is fuck cancer.

(38:02):
He's been going through several treatments right now, math is
this brown two free? Is this the second timer?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Not exactly. I've had different things in addition to cancer.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Okay, because I was yeah, because what I was seeing
the updates on Facebook, I'm like, wait, it's like I
thought Matt already had cancer.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Wait to break up the mood Kevin like a fucking
Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I mean, I think should be able to be talked about.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
Until a few days ago, there wasn't variable about, you know,
could I have something else? But yeah, no, the cancer.
I was diagnosed with kidney kidney cell carcinoma in July
of twenty twenty three, while I was still unhoused. Actually,
and then yeah, I had surgery to have my left
kidney removed in May of twenty four.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
And in a few months.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
After that, after all the scans and everything, they said
that I'm in remission, and so far I am still
in remission as a twenty four and actually I have
to go for a.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Scans like in the next couple of weeks and just
even find out that I'm still in remissions because every
six months to a year after scans, blood work, all
that fun stuff. So, yeah, did.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
You choose to ring them?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Did you choose to ring the bell?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
There's that bell, Stevin, We're going to celebrate that you ready?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I want I wanted to ring it, but they took it.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
They took the bell. Wait wait, wait, hold that out,
hey away.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Yes, they had it in the infusion room, so like
where everybody was getting their chymot treatments and stuff. And
it was right by the door, and I remember sitting
like right near and like at least two or three
people when I was in there had rung it. So
and I remember when I went in for the you know,
for that appointment where she told me where the doctors
told me they're right.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Do I get to go ring the bell now? She goes, no, No,
we took it out a few weeks. I was like,
oh my god, you're kidding me. So no, I have
not gotten the chance to actually ring a bell.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Oh, Tony's got all the bellies right there. This is
where they went right on ton A screen to a
zoom update. Uh, that's kind of that kind of feels
like a that kind of feels like a Seinfeld episode,
or at least a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry
is like, oh my god, it's the bell necessary and
they're like, yeah, people like to do it. Ah, who

(40:16):
who likes to do it? And he talks to everybody
and gets the bell taken down and by the time
you want to get it done with, you're like, where's
the bell And they're like, oh, some gentlemen had it
taken down? What did he have? Cancer? No, he was
just complaining about cancer. What's to do with the bell?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
She took out? The bell?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is an angel getting his wings? Is somebody leaving from cancers?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Wait what? Jerry Seinfeld. By the way, we'll be back
in this Grand Wilkesbury area for people that are are interested.
I guess they're going to be doing He's going to
be doing some more stand up comedy because he does
not have enough money right now and Jerry Jerry Seinfeld

(41:17):
reminds me. Jerry Seinfeld right now reminds me of the
Rolling Stones of comedians. You don't need the money, you
already helicopters.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Here, Why are the helicopters painted purple and gold like
a Lakers uniform.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I'm not I'm not going further with that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
So anyway, yeah, yeah, so yeah, in addition to doing
the stand up, I also have been acting and you know,
comedic acting and straight acting and stuff like that, voice
acting and all that sort of thing. Actually, I'm the
voice of five out of the eight voices on a
pilot that was supposed to air on Cartoon Network.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
They had a first look deal, but.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
The producer wound up like getting some kind of job
from his family business, so he just kind of scrapped it.
So there went my opportunity. But I could actually send
you into it's called Cops on Bikes. I did five
of the eight voices anyway, and yeah, I did a
bunch of other things which show.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Cops on Bikes. Sounds the pilot than I did Cops
on Bikes.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
It sounds like that sounds like Pacific Blue, remember that
old show.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Specific Yeah, but it was animated though, so.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Oh okay, this she just called it Pacific Blue. But
we made cartoons of the whole thing. Help a lot
of a lot of Pacific I'm more surprised that Pacific
Blue hadn't already just started off as a cartoon and
then gotten the live adaptation, because they had a lot
of cartoon themes on that show, where you're like, are
we gonna want to use the are for this?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Get on your bicycle?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It sounds to me like an animated Reno nine one one.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, kind of like that. Okay, I played, Uh, let's
see that. I played I. I didn't play one of
the main cops. I played. There was there's a two
main cops, Andy and Steve.

Speaker 6 (43:21):
I think his name Wasn't it was Chadley and Bradley,
and I played Childley Child.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Child God Man. I found that.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Man, I've been snooping through your Facebook here. I found
some of your family members and I'm just gonna put
them up here for you.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It's the soprano that is the That's not that.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I'm sorry, I got bad eyes. These are like progressives
and byfolders and stuff, so you can never figure out
what the hell you're looking.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Pick them off they have you say such a that's
that's the thing. To Matt, I've never seen such a product.
They fucking just didn't make right and they're like, send
it up. They just did it. Anyways, the trifocal, bifocal
fucking eight lenses in one area, and they're like, sir,

(44:19):
are you're driving home right? That's that's that's a good thing.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Thank god. I took an uber that day.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Just an f y I just an f y I.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Because you know, certain people work in the optical industry
right here, so you know when when people happen to
go with the bifocal trifocal progressive, uh, you know, in
their glasses, A lot of people don't understand that there
are a couple of different rules.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
That come with it.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's a lifestyle change lens that does work, but doesn't
work for everyone.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Okay, I've never heard of somebody saying I love my trifocals.
These are amazing. I've never heard it. I want you,
who might know somebody that works in the eye care
business to find one of those customers, get them on
the show, because they're never going to come on and
say it's perfect. Not a goddamn I've never seen.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
A million of them. There's a million a million.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Okay, Well one shouldn't be hard to find it.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
What should not be hard to find then?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Right, true.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
We're I mean, well, speaking of a million things happening
to just check out the Eagles chiefs highlights, Tony or no.
I put it on the Facebook fan page. It looked
a little something like this, Patrick Mahomes running for his life.
That is true life picture right there. Yeah, against a
swarm of Eagles. What what's going on with the Olsen

(46:06):
twins right now? And you know what, it's an AI.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Generated uh picture? Yeah, which is horrible by the way,
because you know what, the Ashley twins are smart, very
smart business women in general. So they have this multi
billion dollar corporation that they don't in the fashion line.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Oh god, your your favorite your favorite girls in the
news again, Tony, your favorite girl? Greta Thunberg. I guess no, yeah, Greta?
How how dare you?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Dag you.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
So?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I you're kidding me?

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Kevin?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, an actual drone hitty, Yeah, you're rudding much other hood.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
You know, war, war of famine? Anyone? I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
God?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the A drone actually flew in and
hit her newest freedom flotilla. Now this is supposedly yeah,
and it turned out it turns out to be It
turned out to actually just be a flare set off

(47:34):
by crew members that land of the flotilla that landed
back in the boat, leaving Greta's flotilla sunken.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, by the way, Sparky, you're looking on top of
this with the a bucket of oily rags.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
She's got the Okay, so Breda Thunberg has now got that.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Now can we go off on a little tirade here?
Because I feel like I feel like if you're not
talking about it, it's not quite there. Now, what do
you think is happening on this flow, Tilly? Do you
think it's like like uh, like one of those burning
man orgies where you know people are people are like, oh,
I'm gonna good to Gaza, I'm gonna good to fucking Tyran.

(48:28):
I'm gonna good if you know wherever they might go
with this fucking flotilla of hope.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I don't know if we're mispronouncing it, like you know,
some people call it tortilla and we're calling this a floatilla.
Is it really a float exactly? She'll probably now, now, Matt,
she'll probably get off her floatilla and be like, you've
been mispronouncing my boat there there using clean colon wind energy,

(49:02):
also known as a sailboat. Sounds a lot cooler that way. Wind. Yeah,
wind powered powered by Poseidon prayer has caused the souls
of children. He's it's it's it was just a flare
Tony the whole time. Back on to her boat. The

(49:25):
uh unrelated, But if it was related, we'd be in
some weird shape right now. Mickey Rooney allegedly auditioned women
for roles that didn't exist and wore out the casting couch.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I don't believe that happened in Hollywood anywhere.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Maybe maybe just Mickey Rooney, maybe just only him, not
even for the For the longest time, I thought that
Mickey Rooney and Andy Rooney were the same person. And
I'm like, hey, he went for Polish, yeah, you know
where where he would he would go. Are they really brothers?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
No? I thought they were.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, he thought there's there'd been no way to tell,
I mean unless he actually, you know, check it out.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
But the.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Andy Rooney would always have that bullshit on sixty minutes
where he's like, yeah, they used to call it a huckleberries,
and they started calling a blueberries. It's like, who the
fuck let this guy wander onto the set.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Him and Dick Van Dyke.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Still he's one hundred years old. He's still doing the thing.
You know, he's still breathing. Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
He turned that ship around.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Buddy.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
We gotta see what you got up on the board.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
One girl, three guys on a boat. Time to celebrate.
How dare you dart without me.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Nine and a half weeks? Oh my god, no, by
the way, by the way, and forgive me if I'm wrong,
because I'm a little naive on this. How many girls
on the boat and how many guys on the boat?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I have no idea. I saw behind her question. I
saw behind her the casting call couch of like six
guys you oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Six white shirts and shorts.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
The one had like a fucking werewolf look on his
face with a fork and knife waist.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
He looked like Mickey Rooney at a casting call. Greta's
got that.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Greta's got that look that we got five guys at home.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Greta's got that look at her face like she would
be told it's a jacuzzi, but it's But by the
time the carrots are going in the jacuzzi, She's realized
she's hanging out with environmental friends only cannibals that are
agreeing that the only way we can save the world
from being polluted is by eating other humans. See how
you you hit that ship on a high boil. It

(52:10):
doesn't feel so good most of the time. I have Listen, man,
I don't I don't pollute unless I see a bird,
you know what I mean, like, because that bird can
use that fucking garbage for a house and shit, you know, so,
no bird, I'm not polluting. That's irresponsible. Yeah, if there's

(52:31):
a bird, throw the goddamn garbage on the ground. You're
feeding a bird and a bird family, and you're saving worms.
And the more worms there are in the ground doing shit,
the better the ground is to grow food and all
that nice stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
That's just for the economy.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Man, no.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Persion, right, and then this is gonna be the more fucked.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Up thing, right.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Who makes the phone call to Greta in her team
and they're like, uh, hey, Greta.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
It's Tom.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Hey, I just wanted to know if you were in
for this voyage. It's probably gonna be about eight to
ten weeks by the time we get there. Can you
bust up some friends for us to uh to come
over and uh, we'll party on a boat for a
little while. Does that sound cool? I don't know. I

(53:23):
don't know. I think you're killing me. You're killing me? What?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
So you're really on the edge there of turning Greta Japanese,
I really think so.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I don't know what goes through her head. Sometimes she's like, well,
who's going Well, it's going to be fourteen guys and you.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
So somebody had to have come up to her. Man
like Greta, Israel and palestinare doing terrible things to each other.
Terrible things, yes, terrible. No, oh no, what can we do? Well?
We found a used boat from a couple of people

(54:11):
that claim to now be the captain.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
We found a youthed pontoon boat.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Is this the best protest? Absolutely? We'll just tell them
that we come in peace. Then everything will be fine.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Fine, Like I don't go walk in the gang land
and be like, hey, guys, I'm a peaceful bystander here.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Everything's gonna be just all right. This is my thing.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
At what point in time was she like, no, I'm sold,
I'm I'm on your party boat. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Let's do this thing.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
If I seeing dude and the girls gone wild.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Ship right, God damn sparky clip that ship.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, we got a greta. I went fishing with the boys. Hey,
look she got a red snapper.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
No bearded clam though.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
No bearded clams, just red snappers.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
This guy actually he I shared it on the other
pod Guy's podcast page. Influencer jumps into quicksand to gain
to gain more followers. Now he gained more followers, but
the reason that the the video is now blurred is
because he died. Oh oh, I know, I know, right,

(55:57):
who would.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Have known that there was a cause of the fe.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Never would have figured?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I mean quicksand though, like, that's like the fucking dumbest
way to die, right.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Hey, As a gantually that was one of our biggest
fears growing up, was quicksand.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah, then you throw the rope and then you're like, ah,
I guess you know. The Never Ending Story had that
quicksand scene as well, where the horse was going and
you're like, why does a kid have a horse. I
knew the movie was bullshit when they called it The
Never Ending Story and an hour and a half long.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, no, it's got to end at some point exactly.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
And it did. It definitely did. And uh we did
talk last week a little bit about the baseball hog
woman that stole the baseball from the kid Mett. Are
you a baseball fan?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Oh yeah, Philly, Philly.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Ar Yeah yeah, yeah, what what do you think about that?

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That's just stupid.

Speaker 6 (56:58):
I mean, it's like it's like an unwrit that if
you catch a fly ball and there's a kid there,
you give it the kid. It doesn't matter you know
who it is, with your kid or somebody else. It's
just like an unwritten rule.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
The Yeah, I mean, I think everyone with like a
brain would agree with you on that one, you know,
or any sense of social consciousness at all. Where you
see it, you see a child enjoying a baseball and
you're like, that was mine, that the ball should have

(57:31):
been mine. Yeah, I touched it. Obviously. She turned into
the Schmigel of baseballs there, just roaming around, definitely.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
And the full on haircut didn't do her any favors either.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Didn't do it. She looked like punk rocket. Elizabeth Warren
like and Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders have been showing
their true colors as of late. When it comes to
uh talking about campaign donations, but as form of a bribe,

(58:06):
I have participles.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I'm taking a bride. Oh yeah, I'll take an up ride.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You know what I've been finding uh, entertaining lately, And
you're gonna be like, what did you find entertaining?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
All right, I'll try what'd you find entertaining? They're telling, well, thank.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You, Kevin. What I've been finding entertaining is Iggy Azalea
and uh fucking know what's his na? What's his name?
Fucking this loser from from the internet. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Uh no, no.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Man, that is a really good guest though. If you know,
if this was, if this was family Feud we're playing,
you know, like, yeah, yeah, I always wanted to make
broken family Feud where it's just you know, a divorced version,

(59:07):
you know, like you haverstat over there. They all started
their own new families and you know, everyone hates each other.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:19):
I had actually had a whole bit on Family Feud
because one of the TV stations where I worked, yeah,
local station stations in syndications, so it was at least
like five, five to eight times a day they would
watch I would have to sit through a Family Feud episode.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
And just this is.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
This was before all the controversies, so it was I
started to do a Steve Steve Harvey impression, but it
turned into Bill Cosby hosting Family Feud.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
It can happen, they can.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Cosby hosted the Family View there.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
We got the first question, top four answers on the board,
Wait for May one hundred women, how many drinks does
it take before you pass out?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Double level phill Cosby's for us, a slower draw Cosby,
the slower draw Cosby.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
Now the people had one hundred of them asked the
questions different cities.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
I lost train out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
That was the worst anyway I wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I did not want to get into quelude rape jokes there,
but it was going to happen. Hey, if you give
me those balls, I will give you a red snapper.
Yeah yeah, my god, back to the snapper.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
So I don't know if you know who Neon is
and N three EO and uh he's a streamer he
does TikTok and uh Instagram and all this other fun shit. Right,
So I've never seen an more awkward interaction between people.

(01:01:10):
And not to say Iggy Azalea, you know what, she's
a beautiful woman. Very very talented. But when she opens
her mouth and she talks about relationships and things that
she's been doing for the past few years.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
She talks about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Having common ground and how the person that she's going
to be with needs to have at least five five
to fifty million dollars a year and earned revenue in
order to even be in the same league as she is. Okay,

(01:01:49):
which one hundred percent. Yet now she is an Australian supermodel.
She's done her rap albums, she's done ountless commercials and
you know, interviews and blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
So well, this is how celebrities get their identity stolen
because they're just going to end up dating identity thieves.
Yeah about six dollars here you go, by the way,
So she talks to this this guy named Neon, and
Neon is very much a quintessential nerdy like weird streamer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I don't know. I don't really watch his dreams, to
be honest, I don't really watch what he does as
far as gaming. But he talks about how he doesn't
spend money, and I've never seen an interactive person between
someone that spent twelve million dollars for a fucking Tyrannosaurus

(01:02:48):
rex tooth to wear around her neck and someone that
happens to go to Walmart to go buy his T
shirts and shorts.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Uh Neon who his real name is Michael rakeeif. He's
a streamer who interacts with hip hop artists. Some of
their interactions are friendly, while others are more contentious. In
August twenty twenty five, Neon's tone was described as neutral
but with some anger behind the words. They suggested that

(01:03:20):
another artist, Casson, was using a breakup to get someone
nice sett yeah on Twitter or whatever. This guy, so I,
I could only describe him as he looks like the

(01:03:41):
He looks like Dude from Breaking Bad, you know, Gus
from Breaking Bad only. Yeah, he looks at Gus Spring
from Breaking Bad, only with a lot of filter. He
looks like the gen X version of Gus Brink. There.
I'll let you decide right here, all right? Oh yeah, yeah,
it looks like an Instagram version enough, Gus ring from
instant from from Breaking Bad right there, you know, just

(01:04:04):
like the the see I'm gonna you know, like where
his dad says like you gotta get a job. He's like,
I can't just make meth and he fried chicken all
day and they're like, you can't do it, you just can't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
And more recently, now, more recently, a lot of streamers
have been trying to get there. They're branding across h
more prolifically now, such as like uh you know, of course,
the the Jake Paul's of the world, uh Speed Speed

(01:04:40):
has been making videos now recently of him doing either soccer,
running or you know, something something in the sports world
for him to do, like wrestling or you know, whatever
it might be. But uh, I find it entertaining for

(01:05:04):
them to not necessarily get out of their comfort zone
but it's not even their zone at all, and I
find it weird. I don't know if it's if it's
just me or if it you know, maybe it's a
multitude of people, But I like for people not necessarily
for streamers to stay in their lane. If you have

(01:05:25):
if you have a certain thing that you're trying to push,
a certain thing that you're trying to do, like the
Unspeakable Crew, Love the Unspeakable Crew. I feel like they
found their lane, they found their niche. The guys from Jackass,
you know, found their lane. Found their niche. The guys
from a Dude Perfect found their lane, found their niche,

(01:05:48):
you know, and they tend to do their things in
their own in their own realm. Now the breakout just
as my jam. Like, it's not something where I could
be like, oh man Speed was a great wrestler, not
coming out of my mouth, you know what I mean,

(01:06:08):
It's just did yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Yeah, yeah yeah sure.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
As a stand up I'm sure coming to agree with
me is that we do have to sometimes compete with
influencers and uh Instagram personalities and stuff, just because well,
you know, they've got fifteen thousand followers and they can
get twenty five masses in the seats and stuff, so
who are you?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
And that's the thing you're doing a lot more. They've
been doing a lot more as far as TV, uh
you know, movies, uh, commercials. Just try and get it
because they have a big brand, get more of a push.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I've always been very suspicious of when the streamers are
too well spoken and they have way too many followers
and you just find out about it. There is organically
grown streamers out there, and then there are people where
you just know they have some sort of corporate backing.
And they're trying to pretend like that the fuck never happened. Yeah,

(01:07:10):
just so that way, yeah, yeah, this way, you know,
or Nabisco knows exactly who they're getting, like demographically, you
want to have a younger audience no matter what. Like
that's just that's just the thing that's always trying to
horn in on that fifteen to twenty one crew because
the fifteen year old crew drags along the younger generation

(01:07:32):
rate behind them. That might end up having some money
Christmas gift sort of thing like that. Then the twenty
one year old crew, these guys are going to be
customers for the next fifty years. So that's the way
corporations are looking at it. And of course they have
product placement, which I am totally against, could not be

(01:07:56):
even the slightest interested in any form of product placement.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
It's outstanding that people would want to keep doing this.
Barky puts something on the fucking screen, no idea why.
It is immoral, it is unethical. It is as delicious
and refreshing as an a n W root beer no caffeine,

(01:08:26):
by the way, so you won't have to stay up
with the jitters.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
For a few seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Whoa man, Come on, this is a family friendly show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Matt is vaping meth right now and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Trying to get everybody drunk.

Speaker 7 (01:08:49):
He go.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
The you're hurting, and you know it's you're hurting, and
you know what what I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Thinking that happened.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
It's like the these guys they get up to ten
thousand followers all by themselves. Then that triggers low level
corporations to say, hey, let's push up these numbers a
little bit to one hundred thousand. And I think corporations

(01:09:21):
have figured out, I'm talking big timers that pay for
the advertising. Okay, how to bribe a robot? Okay, yeah,
you know. And that was the one that was the
That was the one good thing about the robots is that,
oh no, no, if you're subscribed to your YouTube channels,

(01:09:42):
you get your subscriber stuff first, no matter what, and
e if you might like something along the way, whatever,
you can find it in categories similar to those things.
But now your subscriber list goes fuck, whatever you want
to see this is probably what you're gonna want to

(01:10:02):
see next. So that way you can expand your horizons
of channel viewing and somehow just forget about all those
channels that you you you subscribed to before. The genius
of it is those channels are still gonna constantly make
content anyways, and it turns into a better version of

(01:10:29):
what direct TV could never be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Yeah, and it's a crazy algorithm too, it's a crazy algorithm.
And let let's say that you're a professional streamer, and
not to say that we are, we're we're we're content creators.
You know, we've made commercials, we made TV, we're making podcasts.
We've done uh, you know, we've done everything from top
to bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
We are top to bottom owners sometimes top in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
The professional world. Yeah, in the professional world, you need
to uh stream or share at least six to seven
times a week in order to be any type of
prolific uh influencer. Now some people even share, you know, ten, fifteen,

(01:11:20):
twenty thirty times a week, and those are the people
that actually do get the higher numbers, which is even
crazy because you're you're trying to put out more content
for people to watch. More people equals more watchers equals
more subscribers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Telling you don't don't forget the don't forget the random
Indian dudes that get into your your fucking inbox, that
get thirty times a week.

Speaker 9 (01:11:45):
Hey, I'm professional Apple podcast personally.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah, yeah, phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
But oh the fake women, you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Get the fake women? Okay, yes, what are the what
are the fake women want anymore?

Speaker 6 (01:12:01):
The porn boss, Well, it's always just you know, hay hands,
Oh you look really good, and oh I just really
love your posts.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
It's like, oh, please give me a break. I might
have born baby born in the morning, but it wasn't
this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Okay, yeah, and then you're like that stake my money.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
I mean, okay, I go back to the.

Speaker 6 (01:12:18):
Early days of the Internet, where dial up was all
there was, and like I think twenty four hundred was
the fastest mode of speed. Okay, this is one Like,
by and large, most of the women on the Internet were,
by and large or dudes.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
So I learned how to spot him. My buddy wrote
most of the scripts that they still use today. It's funny.
So it's like it's to me, it's funny to see
him coming and I try to bait him a little
bit and talk with him a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
I mean, that's like the fun that's actually the best.
That's like the funniest thing you've you've said, I mean,
where your buddy actually wrote the scripts of what these
fucking these robo porn bots are actually still saying. So
you're just admiring it from a writer's standpoy where you're like,
I think I've seen this before. Hold on, let me
call let me call it bad real quick. And they're

(01:13:04):
still using the uh, they're still using the old ship.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
We actually were talking about that a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Two yeah, whatever, whatever. Somebody calls me, hey, handsome, I'm like,
I never respond. I just look at it, like at
least somebody's noticing. Holy shit, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Well, you know with me, with me, they see you know,
old fat old guys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Oh he's gotta be Oh yeah, they see listen, man,
they see fat old guy, and they they see desperation.
They see a little bit of money if they can
squeeze twenty dollars bill out of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
You, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
The Yeah, there's the cash app money launtering scam still
going on out there, where they'll say like, oh, you know,
put I just want to do something nice for somebody,
So I want to put ten thousand dollars into your account,
of which you know, I can get five thousand dollars
of and you can get five thousand dollars of. The
only thing is, sinceance in your account, you're going to

(01:14:03):
be questioned and I get the money, wash it, you
know sort of thing. The FBI has been, you know,
really on top of that since the beginning, but it's
almost like they're on top of it to a point
and then they're just like, let's see how let's see
how far we'll let them go with this until it's
a felony, you know, make sure that the numbers are felony.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
We really good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Wrapped this up, keV.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
I didn't even get to finished all my story.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
What the hell, Tony?

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
The story was over, no, know, after I had all right,
well let's get let's hop into the fast mode.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
All right, I'll get it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
I'll give you the readers that I versioned. So I
got over the cancer and I started to have a
resurgence in back paint. And I've had that paint it's
just for like forty years. So it started to get worse.
I started going for physical therapy. I went to see
a paid management specialist. He sent me to a surgeon,
and the surgeon said that I have the most the
largest turning had just seen in his entire career, and

(01:15:10):
it needs to be worked on right away. The lawyer
was it was about like that big sized He's like,
are you like having trouble like not pissing and shitting yourself.
I was like, no, I don't do that, because well
the way that is, you should be like pissing and
sitting yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Nope, and I actually did. I actually kind of went.
I went to Hawaii in that kind of pain too,
So that was that was fun. That was a fun trip.
So they did the operation.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
I spent two weeks in rehab, and uh, since April,
I've been just kind of gradually getting back from that.
And two weeks ago I came back from Jersey and
I had a panic attack which called me to pass
out in the parking lot and face plant, and they
brought me to.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
The hospital and it turns out that I am a
heart attack. Yeah. Yeah. I spent five days in the
hospital and that was all fun, and I had to
follow up.

Speaker 6 (01:16:06):
I had to follow the cardiologists and want to do
an angiogram, see if this is any kind of a
blockage and take care of that and then in the meantime,
I had a that's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
The trifect copy done. Huh, that's a trifecta.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
So far, so far, yeah uh so yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
A couple of days ago, I had an endoscopy, which
was a result when I went for my last cat
scan or sea yeah MRI for my cancer follow up.
She found saw some cysts on the pancreas. So I
did copy to get a closer look at those to
see if they were CANCERUS or not, and thankfully.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
They came back negative.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
So nice.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
So I got that going for me, which is good.
So yeah, I just basically.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Created I love I Love the Caddyshack, Bill Murray round
up there, you're like, still you got that going for me?
That's Matt. You always have your own perfect optimism about
a terrible personal situation going about your life. I swear

(01:17:12):
if everyone had your positive attitude and outlook on life,
we would have a much better world. So everyone can
learn that from you, and you can pass that onto
them and further generations for sure. All around. Now, you
just humbled yourself too much. Now it's not real.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
It's all of it. I try to try to be positive.

Speaker 6 (01:17:38):
I mean I've always I mean I grew up in
the seventies in New Jersey, so sarcasm is my love language.
You know. I was the pat with glasses growing up,
so and I gave it as good as I got.
So I have dark humor, so I'm always able to
like laugh at certain things. Try to find you know,
commedy equals stragedy plus time, so that means the worst
say of your life one of these days gonna be
fucking hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
So I got that. Oh yeah, yeah, but yeah, it's like,
consider the alternative.

Speaker 6 (01:18:03):
I can go back to being depressed in suicide when
having to be going to the hospital every other.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Day for that. You know, I don't like. I don't
want that any want to you know, too much living
a deal. I'm still here, so I got I got
things to do, so let's do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Them, all right, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
It is awesome the life the love.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Maddie g Maddi g Air doesn't breathe it out. That's
that's my new mode.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Yeah, Sparky, where could you find us? If you're looking
for us, you can.

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Work working it, Maddie. If people are gonna get in
touch with you, how would they do it?

Speaker 6 (01:19:00):
You can find me on Instagram and TikTok at it's
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Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Aw many g. Thank you, sir, Thank you sir for
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Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
You humbled, that's what we did.

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Yeah yeah yeah, usually he just does it himself.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
He doesn't he Yeah, he's just gesturing anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Yeah, Jesus, he's turning in the ASL stand.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
I'm holding me.

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Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Bye,