The Podguyz Podcast with Indy rock band Spellslinger

The podguyz is joined this week by NEPA's newest indy rock phenom Spellslinger. we talk local music and amazingly funny stories across the web. tune in laugh and enjoy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dime from what he was doing out there. But uh, Tony,
we are live. We are live, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello everybody on Facebook Live Land. We are the pod
Guys podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We're going to tea you live as we do ten
fifteen Eastern Standard time. I am Tony Kaza Here. Of course,
we have the ever loving Pea cost So the uh
the drawer, the drawer of all things at EPA, the drawer,
uh late Sparker.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
And Sparky's got his big board there. He says, hi
to everybody. For those of you that are not familiar
with Sparky, he will be drawing what we talk about
throughout the episode, and uh sometimes he's it's been seven
days since we've seen him. He goes all around the
world and draws what he sees and reinterprets it on
his big board. He used to do it on paper
until for Christmas one year, me and Tony chipped in

(00:51):
for a secret Santa for the big board for him
and you. Our life has been ever so changed after that.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Miracles happened at the dollar store. Let me just say.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
They do they do this.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
One person I saw had ninety eight cents smelled horribly
like feet and resin you know if that's a thing. Yeah,
like that's the new fuckingh ax deodoran spray out there,
like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
A pa, anypa. Anything could happen.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, the dollar store person kind
of looked like they were sleeping, like a Scratton copper
or whatever the hell. But I don't mind now, Tony.
I saw this on Facebook. There was a Scratton cop
sleep and I'm like, let the guy fucking sleep. You know,
he ain't bother anybody. Wo would you rather pull you over?
Your assholes?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Let him go, you know, let him hang out the cemetery.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
The guy's obviously working sixteen to twenty hours, and these
assholes are like, hey, Luca, he's you know, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Not harassing us at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Check it out. Let's harass him. And I'm like, you
jerk obs man, what do you just like?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Although there was that scumbag cop from Blakelee right or
from oh.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, what's going on with him? I never heard anything about.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Dogs and then he had to do with stocking girls. I'm
sure there'll be another.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
On him.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
He's kind of he was starving dogs and then stocking girls.
What's going on there?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So apparently, Uh, the the officer was you know what
before we get in all that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's
get into some introductions and why people are here, because
you know what, the the the whole mindset of people
probably about twenty to twenty five seconds.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
In what's about that? Yeah, yeah, they're already.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
We are joined here on the pod Guy's podcast by
a great band, Northeast Pennsylvania's own band, spell Slinger.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
We have Sasha Gino and Jesse.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Singers as as singular.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Who's Who's whose thing is that? You know, like, yeah,
who's saying that drink water?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Spell? You're right, you can see my eyes?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Wait did Jesse want to change the name of the
band for a minute?

Speaker 5 (02:57):
No debate there.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Because spell that feels like it's a compromise name. You know,
there had to have been some compromise there.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
The don't you guys Harry Potter fans? Is that what's
going on? I'm not sure? Spell Slinger?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh wait really really Dungeons and Dragons fans, Okay, all right,
so into storytelling that's uh. They always say that people
that are a part of Dungeons and Dragons are either
you know, working for NASA, go to m I t
or you know, become school shooters one of the others.
But there's like a brilliant there's yeah, I still have so.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Much like yet, so we don't know where I could
really end up. You know that's the now.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well you're not you're not the school shooter type. Normally
you would need to have glasses shortened hair, a hat,
a hate for you know, society at a deeper end,
all the you know the checklist, isn't there a couple
of psych meds under your belt, A mother but not
a father exactly tony daddy issues. Yeah, a mother but
never a father sort of thing. But yeah, anyways, you know,

(04:05):
did we hit it?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Did we hit every spot?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Or what I mean? Society is kind of getting annoying.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
My god, how did you guys come up with the
name spell Slinger?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah, so, uh, we were tossing a couple names around
and so we.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Got to hear the ex out names and why was
it at this around here?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, the Bridge one it was k We
had Kinzua Bridge, we had spell Slinger, and uh, I
forget what the third. Those two quickly became the front
runners and we kind of landed on spell Slingers because
I'm in jor No the whole band plays dungeons and dragons,
and that thought it'd be a cool idea to like

(04:46):
have our album art and our merch and things like
that like surrounded by it. So it kind of gives
a little niche of something we enjoy. Yeah, it just
kind of worked out that way.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Nice. Nice, now I had.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I like. I like the the merchandise acts aspect of it,
because not just when you you know, you're not selling
out by having merchandise of yourself, you're basically giving the
fans what they want. They want T shirts, they want
to be able to promote the band that they like,
and they want to have something so unique where people
then say spell slinger who's that? And then they could,

(05:23):
you know, say find you on Spotify. Hopefully they don't say,
well it used to be a band, you know, or
anything like that. That's well, that's that's got to be
tough where you know, if you are such talented musicians,
but without a vocalist, your your music is either used
in one or two areas, elevators or porn, you know,
and you know you're just like damn, you know, I

(05:44):
wrote that smooth jazz compilation just for somebody to get
a blowjob to it. On a close up, Sparky's got
something there on the big board, and I don't want
his hand to get too heavy.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Sparky flipped that big board around, throwing up the fingers.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
For throwing it up.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
I will be a spell slinger and use magic to
raise the dead. Hey, Joe, wake up. Oh no, corn
pop us fark. He's getting political on us already.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Holy crap.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I guess there was reports that Joe Biden said he
was on ambient during the first debate. And you know,
you don't give ambien to anybody over the age of eighty.
You don't give them a whole hamburger either, you give
them half of it and then they eat get a
little soup thing. There's a lot of stuff you don't
give to somebody.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Who's eightiesrawn a bid.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
On the other side of the spectrum, Donald Trump has
eaten so many McDonald's he's gonna get the fucking golden
arches on that new Kankele idea for himself right there,
Because again, you're getting close to eighty. You don't do
stuff that you used to do in your seventies, like
eat McDonald's and drink diet coke every day.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I think some people are built for it for some reason.
And for whatever reason, he's just able to metabolize. Is
that and just you know his his brain's definitely going.
But like for some reason, he could still walk and
he hasn't lost his foot, so you know, go for him.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, you know, Keith Richards has proven that you could
h that you could do as much as you like,
just as long as you can function the next day.
I guess do you guys have any musical influences that uh,
when you were younger compared to when you were older?
And I'm on, I got a little bit of lag
going on here. I have no idea, but everything you know, Yeah,
audio is fun, beautiful, audio is fine, good, good, that's

(07:29):
the that's the important part. I think it's because my
wife is playing some uh some forever young for our
new baby back there, because that's something to do, right,
why not? And using the ball all the data, just
use all the data. Who I don't need data?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Videos doing karaoke?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, yeah, we have a we have a beautiful baby.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
And you know, every time the baby starts crying, she
puts the microphone up tour, so he's like, ah, you know,
it freaks the kid out every time, which is great.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I love the microphone speaker thing that she has.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah, the but musical influences, guys, who when you were
growing up? Are you guys you're in your twenties right, yeah? Yeah, yeah,
so yeah. O man, you guys got kind of left
out of the whole holy crap. Here comes alt rock.
You know, bands such as Pearl Jam, Nirvana, all that.
I'm sure you've heard of them.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Though.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Before the year two thousand, we knew we were in
for some terrible music when the number one was going
to Miami by Will Smith and we're like, oh, man,
is this y two K?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Is this how it starts?

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, Jesse, want to start your influences?

Speaker 7 (08:35):
Growing up, I listened to a lot of like Pearl Jam.
System of a Down was big, a lot of like
that alternative music that you just kind of listened to
in the back kitchen of a restaurant, cause that's where
I grew up working.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Hey, beck is pretty Beca is one of my all
time favorites. Very underrated to many degrees. The people were
going crazy for creed around people are like, oh man,
the Creed concert, I'm like, what are you guys? Lame?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
You know, just.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Ship because nobody, nobody could hear Daughtry.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
A lot of people went from Mammoth too. I saw
like a good contingency, was a great band I want
to see.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, that was I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
I guess what was considered to be like now dad rock,
because back then I guess that you weren't dads, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
But now you are.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
Uh that's I grew up listening to that. But on
the side, like the outside of that, at school, I
was into a lot of like, uh, I guess what
would have been like I don't know, like Simple Plan.
I like pop punk, but that kind of.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Got I got to meet simple I got to meet
Simple Plan up at a k r Z.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Really, you know, uh.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Really really nice guys all around. It's just you know,
when when you get to know the entertainment aspect of it,
you know.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
They never had a simple plan.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Thinking back now, well, they get these they get these
groups together. They the idea is to run them for
about two years and then run them back ten years later,
and you know, they get them while they you know,
they might have a little popularity, a little momentum going on,
dropped them off at who cares Bill and then picked

(10:16):
them back up when they're starving or if one member
is dead, whatever, we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
We'll do a reunion.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Tour for him. And it's it's, uh, how many times
does that happen?

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Guys? Right?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Alison Chains is basically a cover band. There's like no
original members. I think there's less. It would be like
if Paul McCartney replaced three of the Beatles and he's like, oh,
we're the Beatles, Like you're Paul McCartney. This is what
I would call wings right now, I call that the Beatles,
but just started playing the Beatles stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Anyways, just like the.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Beach snee Child turned into Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
They were trying to There was this one clip I
was watching on Facebook reels. I'm not sure how familiar
you guys are with the Beach Boys and the Charlie
Manson connection there, but they were they were I guess
they were trying to make fun of Charlie Manson and
his inability to create music.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
And it wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
This is not this is not what we're all told
Charlie Manson's music was in biopics and all that nice stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
If you YouTube.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Charlie Manson, just put the word music on the end
of it, and you're actually gonna hear some pretty pretty
decent stuff. Not very intricate, but pretty good for its time,
very foy and stuff. Very folksy, yeah, yeah, very folksy.
About what genre would you consider yourself in there? Like
an alt rock, like a death metal Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
I think we started out with like our first song,
we made, the Chase, and we thought we were going
to define ourselves as more indie because that's like a
really nice umbrella term. But we're starting to really and
we're really leaning into more of like our higher energy songs,
and we're calling ourselves more alt rocky, I think on
our Spotify, I think we're not really married a specific

(12:01):
sound yet. What we want to do is create going forward,
like cohesive EPs with like a sort of uniform sound
and something really you know, goes great there, then that's awesome,
But we'll always be under the umbrella of rock. It's
just like what's influencing us for that project, I guess.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
So. The the fun thing is when you when you
look at such a you ever see the We Are
the World scenario that that video We Are the World, Yeah,
Michael Jackson. You get to see how every artist is
depicted in their own unique areas. Cindy Lapperd and Stevie

(12:38):
wondered how none of them sound exactly like the other one.
And that's the one thing to take away there, such
as the ones that weren't in uh, that We Are
the World thing, like the Cure or Morisley, like the
Smiths and stuff like that, they had such a unique
sound that no one else can duplicate that. So you know,
if you guys have that exact sound where you're like,

(13:00):
no one else is ever going to do it like
this at all, Like, then you really you clicked on
something completely, you know, Like I guess you could say
Oasis kind of sounded like if the Beatles did like
a kind of uniformed alt rock kind of thing back
in the early nineties or whatever, the they might sound
like that, But the Beatles would never stop a concert

(13:23):
and start beating the shit out of each other, you know,
like the Gallagher Brothers did. So like that's that's the
big difference right there, you know, like uh uh, Kirk
Cobain's mystery suicide.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
I mean, did his arm grow a little bit? Was
he murdered?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
You know, no one really looked into it. They were
just like they were just like, oh, he fucking wrote
sad songs, so he killed himself the end, and every
he was like, of course, because of course he did.
Of course, CURTI, what are you doing there with what
we can only describe as the smoking shotgun? And she's like,
I made a band too. They're like, never, we don't

(13:57):
want to hear it right now, you.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Know, just go away for twenty years and then show
up on a reality gating team.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Just just just act like a drugg in the movie
The People Versus Larry Flint, because that's gonna be the
most believable thing you'll do in thirty years, Dark.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Road, that that takes us down.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Kevin in the saying that that's the same thing that
she made in his head a hole.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Fucked up.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well, the inspiration, the inspiration is all there, you know,
no doubt about it, you know the I didn't mind
the band hole though, but if you were to, if
you were to, just I don't know, take the sound
of Nirvana at a female vocalist, and you're like this
kind of this kind of feels you know, borrowed the

(14:45):
big time Food Fighters.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
David Grawl was like, all right, guys, we're retiring for music.
This is to to president.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
They're like you sure, Like you're right, we should make
food Fighters. Like no, nobody's what It's pretty quick, right, right, pal?
You know the Foo Fighters have been going now for
like what twenty five years?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well they were right a good niche like right with
the Red Hot Chili Peppers too, And I feel like
they wrote it out together for a very very long time,
trying to do the same style of music right next
to each other.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, food Fighters could really still pack out a stadium.
And Dave Grohl is like, I don't know. When I
was in college, I had a couple. I had like
a rotating playlist of different musical performances and Dave girl
had a Rolling Stone interview where he did an acoustic
set and I mustn't listened to that like every morning
after having a horrible hangover while I was like trying

(15:33):
to pretend I was okay on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Dude's a great He's a great musician. Yeah, excellent, awesome, musician.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
The David Girl did take and admittingly he did take
a lot from disco drummers and just disco along with it,
because what disco did really pinpoint is the build up
and the opening for many choruses, and then if you
just add a lot of distortion on towards towards the

(16:02):
idea they uh, it just got people mathematically going kind
of like uh. And then Elton John just took what
disco was doing and he's like, listen, I've got your
whole thing. Now, I've got it all my hand. I'm
taking it. It's all mine. It's everyone's gonna say that
it sounds like Elton John and uh, you know musical Genie.
Now he's unfortunately blind right now. But the people are

(16:24):
always wondering who is going to be the next big band,
And it's pretty tough to be the next big band
when the older ones won't stop touring. I'm talking to you,
Rolling Stones.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
You saw.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
What I saw.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
I was like, that's rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Was touring last week.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Deaf Leopard, Deaf Leopard Nice.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
They're like ninety year olds in some uh some span
some shiny jumpsuits with long hair, and you got to
think of some old geriatric f with.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Long, long wigs.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
There they are.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Just still still the one arm drummer.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah. Well that's the thing, though, Tony. They're so old.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's more like pull some pour some stevia on me,
you know, like because it's a lower it's a healthier
sugar substitute. It's hot.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Turn the air conditioner up, loan fan, electric bill?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, talking about the electric bill.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now it's too fucking high. It's here, I'm fucked up
right now, get off my loan.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah yeah, well come on now, seniors don't stay in
their houses, so they're yelling get off my lawn from
under the bridge at a lawn that they don't even
know anymore. It's a sad, sad world.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Inflation.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Inflation has priced people out of the homes. That's my
favorite saying, instead of just calling people homeless or the
government and private entities thieves. But that's a whole other conversation. Guys,
what is the favorite song that you have personally?

Speaker 9 (18:15):
I personally, I really like these two songs, just so
you know, and think they're more There are two of
our more heavier songs, and I just love performing it
because there's a lot more energy and versatile, and yeah,
it's just I I think we definitely you can see
how much we've developed within those last two songs we

(18:37):
just released.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
It's just really good. It's just really good.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, all right, Sasha, go for it, go go what No,
I'm just I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, just be funny, be funny now.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, the Barbershop Quartet here, like you know, I'm like,
al right, guys, all in.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Tune altogether, right, yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
No, what do you guys?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
So my big question is what do you guys think
of the Scranton local music scene?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Of course, all right, I grew up going to a
lot of concerts with my dad and I would catch
local acts sometimes warming up around, but I never really
tapped in until my late twenties. Here. I went away
to Penn State for college, and then I was in
New England for work, and I came back and I'm
doing this now, and I think like it's a really

(19:32):
interesting group of characters. I think there's a lot of
like really cool genres going on, especially with some of
the bands we're gonna play with coming up, like No
take Backs in dell av I think have some really
cool sounds there's like a surprising amount of punk around here.
There's a surprising amount of metal around here. And I
think it's just beautiful, you know, networking with everybody and

(19:54):
like seeing what their rig is and like how they
kind of play and like getting an idea for their style.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I kind of.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
And there's like literally spots for music everywhere. We've been
going to be what is not be spot on Union
Vapor a babe shop. Yeah, it's every and it's amazing
how much like music and talented poll is crazy.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
By the way, every Monday night you can go to
the vape shop and check out the open mic.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Buy now, buy some vapes from the vape shop. Don't
just go there for the entertainment, go there for the
water vapor flavored nicotine.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I drove past there the other day, right fucking packed.
There's a ton of people there.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
You do a great job at like uh hosting shows
there too. Like you think, like, oh do it, I'm
gonna go to a vape up babe shop to see
a show.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
But like you you go there and they're.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
Setup is legit, like better better than Yeah, it's they
are fully committed to making that something for the local
music scene. So they're actually sponsoring our upcoming event too
and are gonna be uh, we're they're gonna be using
that whole sound set up for us and our bands.
How we're getting to play at the festival in September.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Getting the sound, getting the sound right and getting a
lighting person for an indoor show, but getting the sound
right even for an outdoor show, and keeping attention garnering
it is very uh, very tricky all around because you know,
size of speakers have to be there accordingly, amps have
to be you know, on on target as well, and

(21:33):
uh normal It kind of helps if you have a
canopy over you, you know, to a degree or or something
something that to that degree. I used to do music
years and years and years ago, but I was told
I was not friendly to work with. Could you believe
that I'm not friendly to work with? Motherfuckers? If I'm
writing the songs and writing the music, all I need

(21:55):
you to do is play it that the faes that
that old that'll kill Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, that's the
well listen that is uh well, we'll touch on that
just just a hot second.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
But there was there.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know, I'd hate to repeat the same story we
did lose one of our bandmates down in a West
Virginia one time as uh, you know, Vinnie was high
on mushrooms and that's uh, you know. He's like, I'll
just be right back, and we fucking never found it.
There's not a large space to like to look for
me either, So I'm like, after an hour and a half,
I'm like, we just.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Got to go.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know, we cannot be you know, this was, by
the way, this was before everybody had a cell phone,
you know, because I'm that old. I'm thirty nine, so
every nobody really you know, I had one, but it
was like a thousand minutes but don't use them. But
we're gonna charge you like one hundred minutes of days
to have the thing, you know, sort of thing like that. Yeah,
the ripoff's uh the ripoffs cell phones or whatever. But no,

(22:53):
we left him there in West Virginia and I ended
up finding him downtown Pittston like four years later. I'm like, dude,
where were you. He's like, oh man, He's like, I
was so fucked up. I ended up climbing a tree.
I'm like, we yelled to every tree almost, you know,
like we yelled everywhere. He's like, oh, I heard you guys.
I thought you were the cops. I'm like great, great,
I said, how the fuck did you get home? He's like, well,

(23:14):
he's like, I started hitchhiking. He's like, the cops picked
me up and told and I gave him a fake
address where I lived in town, took a bus back up.
He's like, it took me about a year and a
half to get back. I'm like, holy shit, how did
you Yeah, it's just a just a terrible The name
of the band was a Polish joke. See, we couldn't
come up with a name either. You know, it was
just terrible, you know, the it was so the idea

(23:37):
was naming a Polish joke. People might think that we're
a Poka band, which we weren't, and they were horribly
disappointed that we weren't. Once we you know, showed up
just doing original music and.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Big time.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
And the worst one was when I did a solo
acoustic harmonica kind of sarcastically of uh Katy Perry's Hot
and Cold son and uh yeah yeah. So some guy
comes up and he's like, you're going some with that
Hot and Cold song. I loved it. Me and my
wife here. We couldn't get enough of it, and I said,
that's Katie Perry. He's like, oh, is that what you
call it? Well, I think you should probably call it,

(24:10):
you know, hot and cold, but whatever, you whatever, you know,
you're the artist and walks away from you like it's
like the biggest jackass I've ever met in my life.
But you know, yeah, the music thing was not for myself.
After a while, you know, you just kind of focus
on your strengths and doing stand up comedy was was
my thing after after a little bit of time. How
long have you guys been a band together? How long

(24:33):
have you guys known each other?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
How long I don't know know each other? Has to
be like three years at this point. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, band, we just got over a year old. This
summer nice, nice, so fresh, new, everything's good. Everybody's still
getting along to no no, no, no drama. Right, nobody's
yelling at each other or anything like that. You're like,
you didn't show up for practice on time.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
You know, Yeah, we're pretty we're relax. I think, like
an interesting part about a band that I think everybody
realizes is if you're trying to grow something, Unfortunately, you
can't just you know, sit down and make music all
day and put it out there. Has to be like
a level of marketing. There has to be putting yourself
out there and it becomes very business y. So being

(25:18):
able to utilize our times to do other things besides
practice the set has been a focus just so we
could you know, have an honest effort at growing it
and not just like randomly hope the algorithm blesses us
one day.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, we we're all there. The robots are the biggest
audience members. The robot chooses who sees what and what
sees what, but it's all specified towards people's you know,
little specific algorithm anyways. Yeah, unless you could bribe the
robots with some advertising money, you know, we now have
to bribe the robots sort of thing. But there has

(25:52):
been a viral concert, so our counts are going viral
right now for two specific wasps that have been caught
cheat on each other at the.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Cold Play concert.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Tony, what the hell happened at the cold Play concert? There?
I got you got two random you know, white Angle
Saxon Protestant see the wasp bit them there? You know,
the uh, just roaming around having an intimate moment. Then
when they were on the big screen, I don't think
listen if they were to just act cool, act normal

(26:23):
or whatever you.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Want to get the heimlet maneuver somebody.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, yeah, just you know, throw it on the stairs.
I don't editing, editing.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Besides, besides ducking and hiding, you could tell these people
have never been in trouble doing anything.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
First of all, you could tell because it was a
CEO and he didn't get shot in the head, so,
you know, honest, honest CEOs keep their heads, you know
together sort of thing. And you know, they just seemed
genuinely happy to be cheating on their significant others together,
you know, just throwing it out there, you know, like
they have a backup plan because they know the first marriage.

(26:58):
Oh you know, fuck all that, you know this is
that's that's been busy, Yeah, busy.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
We don't I don't even know if they have kids.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Sometimes they could be you know, their other they're you know,
their significant others could be cheating on them at the
Atlantis more Set concert for all we know.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
And they just didn't have the big screen right there.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
They're just like maybe sunglasses and Baseball had it or
something at.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Least, you know, yeah, just anything you can men in blacket,
you know, fake nose, little mustache thing, just some kind
of disguise. The money they have them just splurge.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Instead, they were just like, let's keep our hair gray.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Show everyone that fifty fifty two looks amazing, and uh,
boat talks to face. Keep the hair gray. Let's let's
make sure everyone knows that we haven't gotten the tan
in Santa Monica yet. And yeah, yeah, oh zempic the
uh it turns into that fucking movie Thinner. Remember movie,

(27:57):
Remember that movie Thinner. Stephen King, the fat guy just
couldn't stop getting thin. That's basically ozepic right there. So
he is cursed, cursed furst indeed. But Tony, what happened
with the Sparky? Were you there at the Coldplay concert?
He was, Oh my god, you see we were calling
him for days. He has a landline. He doesn't believe

(28:17):
in cell phones that much. The h you know, rotary
old stuff. But Sparky, what happened at the Coldplay concert? Hey,
look at the couple in the balcony. Do not worry, dear,
they do not see you.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
What is going on. I think she's blowing them up there.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
There you go. That would have been another move. You
see how the the artist depiction right there? He we
what's yeah, we know what's going on in the picture, Sparky.
I love every second of it, you know. God damn Coldplay.
You know you're you're you're calling people out that are
paying to go to your concerts and in that fashion,
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (28:59):
The world comes again other because now every sporting events,
the those cameras, everyone's just acting like though.

Speaker 8 (29:05):
I was like, wow, I feel like we are the world.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah, the no, they are.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
They are trying to depict, depict uh or reenact that
whole idea right there. But the you know, and it's
it's uh, it's too funny. It's I'm trying looking through
cold I don't know what song it was done to though,
what song would they they did? They put the spotlight
onto them though? Was it the hardest part? I'm looking

(29:32):
up cold Play.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Line where it's like I used to oh yeah, until
they found me with.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
My until yeah, Viva la vita or whatever.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I don't know, I get I think that they were
like playing a song.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
They were just like showing different people, and then it
showed them and they're like, oh, look at these guys.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh fuck oh.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
It would never get that from a Madonna concert. She
does not want the camera on anyone except that he
filtered in image of herself, double filtered image of herself
on there where you know they she she walks two
steps and then she has like a uh, you know,
a dancer pick her up to simulate that she's moving
around and I'm still I'm sixty five, you know I'm

(30:15):
doing I'm still doing.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
It, which is somebody who's twenty to steal a little
bit of their life force.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And then people from that ye, people from that generation
are like Madonna doesn't look as good as she did
when she was thirty. Fuck, no shit, she's sixty eight,
you scumbag. You know you look terrible too, you jerk.
It's a it's and women women get that a lot
more than men, because, by the way, Keith Richards has

(30:44):
always looked this way, you know, and when he was
like twenty two, he's looked like, you know, you're like,
whoa fuck, man, you look like you could be sailing
the Seven Seas with Captain Jack Sparrow. He's like eve
a time like that.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You know the Mick Jagger doesn't look that he's aged
at all. You know. They they call themselves the Rolling
Stones because they're the same age as geological fucking rocks.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Tony, your take on it?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Actual, actual, There's not more than I can add.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Besides, uh, you're right.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
So the we'll play a little game real quick. You
have to, uh pick.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
One kill one.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, the other band would never exist in the world. Okay,
and you pick one kill one. You guys might agree,
you might disagree this. We're gonna go classic rock. So
that way, every one, two three will go.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Uh, we'll go Sasha, Gino, Jesse.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
You shout it out, you know, and no one's gonna
take anybody's answer. There's no wrong answer here. So okay,
of course Creden's clear Water Revival CCR or the Eagles.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
One of the two, one of the two, one's gonna die,
I want okay.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, yeah, when you want one, you want to die?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah? Yeah? The other one is dead and would have.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
There you go, what CCRs?

Speaker 8 (32:03):
I don't think I'm familiar.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
See this is a problem you don't like indocumented. My
dad raised me from sixties and seventies rock, so like
I have really strong and hard opinions. But all right, Jesse,
what do you think you know about tel California.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
We're saying who we want to get rid of or
who we want.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
To Yeah, yeah, who do you want to keep?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
You keep Eagles or do you.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Keep CCR keeping CCR keeping CCR.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
See you later, don Henley, take your dirty laundry and
get fucked have fun. You know, I tried, listen, I
tried getting autograph from the guy the one time, and
he looked at me and said, I'm not done. Henley,
stop following me around, asshole. So you know, there's no
more room at the Hotel California. Get the fuck out, seriously.
This is why, this is why everyone from the Eagles
had to go solo.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
You can check out right now.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, if Fogery could still Fogerty could still do some
stuff right there.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Sparky's got something on the big board there. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Sparky Madonna's kiss am. Don't worry. It will look smaller
from here. And as you can see, that is a
for our non viewing audience. That is a vagina joke.
That is you know, it's not many.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's much smaller from the balcony.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Not too many. Now, we do have enough of Madonna's
vagina jokes out there. If you do stare into the
abyss of Madonna's vagina, you turn into stone or salt,
whichever mythology you you go for. Madonna's vagina does have
the same background that al Pacino's office from Devil's Advocate had,
where just people are swarming around and all that night ship.
It's a very you know, you cannot stare. You could

(33:38):
stare into an eclipse, but never stare directly into Madonna's vagina.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
You will go.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
She was going to make her own candle sense. You
do know this, right.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Madonna's vagina is what made Helen Keller both blind and deaf.

Speaker 8 (33:51):
They were alive the same time.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Yes, But Dona's vagina gave Martin Luther King a dream
and also killed him. You know, it's a I know, man,
the smoking gun was there, but it just looked like
it was smoke coming out of a very very used vagina,
you know, known as the Madonna of Vaginas.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
But Danos glove originally not the glove, and it was
Bandonna's vaginas it was.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
It was never it was never a snap. It was
never a snap. It was a queaf from Madonna's vagina.
The population went just like that, you know, out of
out of out of out of nowhere, out of total
total necessity. We are we are completely joking though, Madonna,
if you are watching right now, we'd love to have
you on the Pod Guys podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
And you know, and and.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
By the way, it was a cold Play ever singing.
It was always Madonna's vagina singing a quef Lee song.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
They were just, oh god, we're gonna go down.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
I even made that word up to We're gonna, We're.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Gonna, We're gonna, We'll be headed down a very dangerous
road called the Pod Guys podcast gets sued for defamation
of vaginas, you know, and it's a thing probably, you know,
I could, I could probly I could believe that. But
where are you guys?

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Where are you guys playing next?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Where's your next show at the Union six?

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yes, in Dixon City?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Oh yeah, and that's I love the prim o HOGI
to just satiate yourself and then come down go to
Union Papers, listen to some good music. Look, yeah, abandon
get some memorabilia. I heard they went out of business
because the tariffs. Turns out you can't really get easily

(35:39):
made Chinese shirts anymore and make a profit.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
We're gonna charge Chinese people their first bard child to
sell in our country. They keep screwing us. They're taking
all of our things. They're taking everything they took. Couldn't
get all the things that she wanted to sell in China,
she couldn't rip them off. And uh and oh, that's

(36:03):
kind of what's going on right there, you know, just
just throwing it out there. It's hey, where are the
Epstein files? By the way, Epstein was.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Not about the Epstein files. I will not let the
Guardians re up their thing unless they go back.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
To the can't we all just agreed that the reds
all the Indian people who would love to be called
the Black where.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
He has a deck of like sub genres of like
like his band base, and he's just like, Okay, they're
paying attention to this, Like what could I do? It's
like this one's good what you want?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
So what you're saying is he's playing I would say,
what the hell is that? That game?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
The monsters on it and shiped.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Oh god, yeah, yeah, yeah, Magic the Gathering. He's playing
Magic the Gathering with social issues, you know, like then
Epstein really killed?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Who is this Epstein guy? Why is that?

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Have you not seen Texas?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Why are we talking people that are lame talk about Epstein?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Now?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I have decided, it's like, what the fuck? Who even
brought this up? It's like, well, all right, so here's
what you said. That doesn't look like me.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
You a five hour compilation of you and your cabinet
talking about the Epstein files.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They were they were literally bragging about it for the
longest time, right, And I was asked, do you think
Cash Patel is going to release the Epstein files? Right
by many people that come on the show every now
and I'm thinking to myself, I said what I had
to say. This was off air, but I'll say what
I what I really thought on on air. I said,

(37:40):
Cash Patel has a better chance of opening up a
seven eleven, you know, than releasing the Epstein files, because
that's what I know Patel's to do, open up a
seven eleven, not release files. Okay, call me, call me
a stereotypical genius right there, but he has not really

(38:00):
the Epstein files, and I saw him with an unusually
large slurpee in his hand in the last interview, just
like and the way that they're describing their work at
the FBI, the one dude'nna name. He says, you guys
don't understand. We're in that room every day, four walls.
We're reading words, sentences, full sentences.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Changing lives. He's he's creating, He's creating jobs all across America.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
I think that it would be a much more hilarious
thing if like Pam Bondy acted like Tim Robinson, you know,
the Tim Robinson comedian. Where So if she, while she's
on air says, the list is on my desk as
we speak, and somebody steals it because she just said
it live on TV. She gets back to her desk like, hey, guys,

(38:48):
I left the client list on the fucking desk.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Ray did anybody see it?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, look for it.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Shit and uh.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
And then she gets back to Trump and he's just like,
you know what, it's okay, it's okay. We'll go back
to our old playbook. Something I learned from the Art
of the Deal. You can find on Amazon on any
nine but.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I'm gonna go to chapter fourteen. We'll solve this problem,
it says, just live to them like it's the truth.
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Okay, We're just gonna do chapter fourteen, all right, Pam, Pam,
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
It was more important than famine in wor Kevin, what.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Is more important than famine and war?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Tony Stephen Colbert off the air?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Okay, Ephen cold Beert off the air. The man that
did nothing for six years but make Trump jokes, and
I think he's I think any comedian is better than
just making only Trump jokes.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
The punching bag is very big. If you hit it,
you're not impressing too many people. Everyone has their Trump
impression too. It's all you have to do is act
like you're selling bad used cars in New York City,
and then if you're doing your Kamala Harrison pression, do
the same thing, only talk about it like it's Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
It's wait wait, wait wait wait, Jesse Gino, Sasha, if
you guys were in a workplace where you were losing
forty million dollars a year.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And you were the head, you were the snake, you
were the you were the slippery snake, you know, and.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
You guys were the head of whatever this corporation is
as the figurehead, do you feel like it's your fault
that you're losing forty million dollars a year?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
No, So the no for us, the people before us,
they really put us in a bad spot. And yeah,
to recover from it. It's really we're taking this. This
is like our first full fiscal year.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
So this is the uh, well, you know, I'll give
credit where credits due with every with every person, I'd
like to say something very positive, no matter what about
the idea. The symballing gesture of canceling pel grant loans
or whatever pel loans during the Biden administration was just like, uh,

(41:09):
let's see how the reaction is and everybody's like, where's
my money?

Speaker 4 (41:13):
It was very much like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Man, like, just let them go on and they're going
they're gonna need money to live, you know this, right,
I should have been so stupid, like you're right, you know, like,
so what are you guys gonna do and make sure
they're not so fucking stupid? And they're like, nothing, we're
not gonna do. We should have a plan for that.
We just we just said forgive them because they're always

(41:37):
gonna be any money right in the room.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Who in the room got handed a check that said
it was for school and then spent it on something else?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Oh uh, I mean might be it was living living.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Listen, there you go there, I did not get that check.
But realistically speaking, if somebody goes to one class of
one semester and they were, you know, a D student
in high school and they were peer pressured into going
to college anyways, and I mean peer pressured like by

(42:17):
every adult. Oh my god, of course you're gonna want
to go four hundred thousand dollars in debt for a
college education. What are you a fucking idiot? I mean,
you don't want to be a fucking loser. You know what,
don't go to college. I'll get the needle start doing
Heroin right now. Your father is going to hang himself
in a fucking basement because you won't go to community
college and get you something horrible debt like we all did.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
They were peer pressured second high school, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Can we can call it second high school? If you
want the one thing I'll give you.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Know, the Napargatzi joke about community college. Like have you
heard like his bit about go ahead, go ahead, what
is it? I'm getting horrible? You know, he's like a
clean community. He's horrible, But she's like community college. They
really set you up to know what you're doing. Like
for my community college courses, like they had it outside
and they would have it early in the morning, and
it's like, yeah, you have to get used to this
because you're gonna be waking up early for the rest

(43:09):
of your life. You're gonna have to get used to
do on the ground.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
And people write a paper about this, right, a paper.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
We have a sports program here, it's called bulling because
y'all kids, you again an athletic scholarship, so you know,
we don't want to mess that.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Kind of stuff up.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
We're including you and bowling right now because no one's
gonna care about the program at all.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
The well about you. The educational functionality of basket weaving, Kevin.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
The thing, the thing that I can give credit to
with the Trump administration is, for some odd reason, it
took Donald Trump to get it done, whether there's a
cap on it or not. With no tax on tips.
That's ridiculous. How how is every politician let this idea go.

(43:53):
It took up to RFK Junior to force food companies
to get artificial can are causing dies out of the foods,
or at least agree upon a contingency basis of when
they will get it out of get those things out
of the foods. And it took how much toning from
mister Corey Booker?

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Look Ah, this is bad? What are you gonna do
about it?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'm gonna say that it's bad, like okay, then what
I'm gonna keep saying it? And then you're gonna tell
them that they're not allowed to fanity power. You have
a majority right now. I gotta get ready together. You
know they're right here right now. You know we got
to talk about it. But it's all bad, you.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Know, speaking of things that are all bad. Sparky, what
do you got on the big board?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Tony's got this one, buddy?

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Here is the list? Thank you, rogue? I mean, pam
uh why why was that funnier than my jokes?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
CBS Like that's Cole Bear right there? Okay, yeah, the
Colbert damn him?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, So what Tony was referring to earlier as CBS
was losing forty million dollars a year on advertising and
airtime fees just to air the Lake show that people
were only really watching way back.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
They paid him almost ten million dollars a year.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Oh they did.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, yeah, they paid him a you know, that's that's uh,
that was a sought after position. Yeah, and now they
just now they eliminated the position. People that are saying, oh,
could you believe that the Trump administration is suing CBS? Yeah,
because you know, when you start lying about somebody blatantly,
eventually you have to sue them. I had to sue
Blue Cross Blue Shield because they tried retaliatory action against

(45:40):
me and my wife. So you have to sue people sometimes,
and you only get to that point if somebody's already
acting like an asshole to begin with for several several years,
not to say that, you know, behave negative behavior doesn't
go contracyclical.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
It does, It definitely does.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
But after a while you just can't The one thing
Jesus Christ, I think it was the edited interview, Like
I get it. You know, Kamala was kind of put
in there last second replacement, but you don't want your
last second replacement.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Also being the same person that said a month ago. Oh,
he's got to go. Look at him.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
He fucking stands there. He says words most of the time.
Sometimes he smiles. Joe rhymes with mo and other words,
and you know, he's fine, fine, And then they're like, yeah,
Joe's just gonna step down because he loves his country
more than I left this new Hunter Biden, right, Hunter
Biden is on fire right now.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
My fucking reels.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Because he is just and he's uh, he's sober, and
you can tell him because he's pissed.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
You know, he's like, go ahead, drug test me.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Fucking an interview with Channel five News, That's what I'm
talking about. Want to see it. I want to see
it so bad. I just like I didn't get there.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
You gotta see it because he's like.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
CNN did a twenty minute story on how long it
took Joe Biden to open up a beach chair on
the beach and fumble with it, yeah before he almost
took the sair itself.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The thing I always took away from Hunter Biden was
the they said that, oh, yeah he was he had
crack and hookers and stuff, but on camera he always
talked to these hookers with respect. In a tone of respect,
and I'm like, you know, I don't really care much
about the deeds of somebody smoking crack.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
You know, that doesn't come on.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
They are working girls, Kevin, working.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Girls, working girls. So the way he was talking to
these working girls while taking a new shower with them,
and also he, like a gentleman, lit their crack bikes.
I just did, Tony. I'm sorry I didn't use the
politically correct term for a hooker, you know, the working girls,
but the way that he was towards them was very polite. Now,

(47:47):
did he take a lot of money from a Ukrainian
gas company along with five other Romney sons. Absolutely, you know, yeah,
whole bunch of money, you know with the big the
big got. Your question was like, hey, what do you
know about natural gas? And he's like, I know a
lot of the crack. I mean nothing.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Fuck, he's sold more artwork than Hitler.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Did you know? Maybe if Faydler had a good art career,
maybe we would have had a completely different timeline.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Or maybe he would have just painted pictures of Jews,
you know, like just just he would have just listen,
he would have just Hitler would have just been doing
what George W.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Bush is doing right now drawing who he sent to
war to die.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
You completely forget about the atrocities.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
George W. Bush is painting right now. He is like
he's like hey, knocking on people's door. He's like, hey,
you know that son that I sent to war and
he died And then they're like, yeah, you're a terrible person.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
So I drew him last night. Big picture for you
from it's.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Like right now is to like reignite like a Bob
ross S style video, and it's just like him wive streaming,
like painting, just like like twitching about some of the
decisions he made as the command her chief.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Like that's what they did with Jimmy Carter until they
tried to weekend to Bernie's them.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
That would be uh yeah, they did try to weekend
at Bernie's in big time, and I would do the
same way that Netflix tried to do it to Betty
White where they're like, we're gonna celebrate Betty White's one
hundredth birth, What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
What is she dead? Where he made the commercial where
he did it bring.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
A friend, the the wonderful Golden Girl right there. She
did pass away though along with Malcolm Malcolm Warner of
The Cosby Show. Now you guys weren't, did you guys
ever check out The Cosby Show before? Because the best
actor in the world, Bill Cosby, actually acted like a
decent human being for all of his life and the.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yeah, yeah, like he carried where he's just like everybody
should pull up the parents. What about Raby woman?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
That one?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I gave him the old and then chase them.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Neville Stayers get back here, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
You're like, wow, you know, I think Bill Cosby had
two writers. He would just tell his weekend too, and
they were like, okay, so we're going to replace that
with you didn't want your wife finding out that you
ate cookies, right because you know what you just described
to us that was all crimes. So you know, instead

(50:20):
of forcefully entering the woman, we're gonna say you put
your hand in the cookie jar.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Well, you know, And uh, I would, by the way,
a lot of chalk, a lot of chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
When I was teaching comedy for a little bit of time,
The uh, the chocolate cake story was always my go
to because Bill Cosby knows how to tell a one
punchline story. Keep and garner the attention of an audience
and make sure that it's funny along the way and
really make you feel like you're there throughout it.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
So with that ability to do so.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
When you're being you know, uh, charged with the what
I can only call the Total Bowl serial version of rape.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
And the only reason I call it that is.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Because the commercial from Total said, why would you want
thirty three bowls of fucking Killogg's corn flakes when you
could have won bullet tool? You know, So people kind
of said, well, would you believe us if Bill Cosby
rape seven people? And they're like, I don't know, you know,
seven's a low number. What if we said ten? They

(51:24):
were in a double digits here and I'm still gonna
have to think about it. What if we said fifteen?
Holy crap, fifteen? Yeah, I still need a bigger number
than that. So thirty three was a magic number, and
thirty three was the magic number. Now, some women really
need to be believed. Janice Dickinson has nothing to lose

(51:44):
at that point, former drug addict. You could believe her.
But other women you don't have to believe them all
the time. Because have you ever heard the term lying bitch?
It's a thing for a reason. You know, you call
your friend your guy friends if you even call them
a lying bitch when they're bitching about something and lying
at the same time. So there are liars, but there
are truth tellers out there, and you can't trust that.

(52:07):
Bill Cosby is always Bill Cosby from TV to Home.
You know, he got when they're like, eh, god, He's like,
all right, quick, get me a woman. I got to
stick my thing and something like holy shit, man, what
the fuck their kids still on this seat? He's like, yeah,
but you know what, they say the darnedest things. And
then he made a show.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
You see did you see Shannon Sharp settlement?

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I did what was the exact number that they agreed on.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Gabrielle's Niga announce that she is now retiring from OnlyFans
and that's how much money she got.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Wow, I.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Was Shannon Sharp married?

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Shannon Sharp was not married, but he did have There
was a woman that said he was sexually assaulting her
and she had an Only Fans based around bondage and
all that nice, nice hitty kind of stuff, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Where you're just like, can't see anybody, No.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
We're not. But you know, it's kind of it's kind
of different when you're like, you know that sex was
a great time and everything, but I'd really like you
to choke me while I randomly punch you in the face.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Are we cool with that idea?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
And you know, some people are really into that idea.
I think at the age of thirty nine, that takes
a lot more energy, you know, than than I would
ever be Karen to do. You know, my wife's too
cute for anything like that, you know, sort of thing
like why would I why would I do that?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't even imagine it.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
You know, it's just fifty dollars strong, though, fifty million,
fifty million dollars, million dollars strong.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Keep steep, Come on, skeeep, come out steep.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He's gonna have to get Cat Williams on a show
a couple more times.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
I think Cat Williams said is Cat Williams even said
he's like, Shannon Dy, I'm coming for you.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yes, he did. It was all about it.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
He was.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
That was about sixty seventy million views.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
From the case he made that money in him Hymn's pills.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
How does Shannon Sharp have to pay fifty million, but
Pete Ditty doesn't pay a fucking dime to anybody.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
He's just you know, right.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Right, Oh.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Pete Diddy also like didn't pay for his crimes when
he killed Tupac, so like, I don't know, I didn't expect.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
He he did not.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
There is a group of people out there that really
believe that Tupac is still alive. And of course you
have what's your face Candace Owens that says that Tupac
was really gay from watching old interviews of him. She's like,
you see the mannerisms, that's a gay man right there.
I'm like, Candace, shut the fuck up, man, what's wrong
with you? You know, the guy's dead. You know, if
we want to bring up every dead gay guy, you know,

(54:39):
you can make a whole hour you can have. That's
your show, Candace, right now, just bring up, uh, you know,
dead guys who are also gay.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Now, just just do that whole idea.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
The married dude is part of like the Andrew Tate
Network or something like that.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Like I don't know Andrew Tate.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Andrew Tate's got this weird persona and I don't know
like it. It reminds me of when the macho man
Randy Savage has to keep being himself. You know, I
think he's tired of it by now, where you're like, hey,
macho man, how are you? Oh hurts to breathe.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
I really don't want to sell my multi level marketing anymore.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Brother.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
He smells like nothing, but you know, like fucking slim
gems and jerkoff juice or whatever the fuck he was selling.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Rode the wave on people that were so insecure with
their manhood that they needed self assurance in order to say, hey,
I'm a man.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
I think they found that.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I think they found uh what like Greek words one
day and they're like, if you do that, then you're
a beta.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
And you don't want to be beta.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
You want to be.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
An alse.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
In Omega.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
What are you eating there? I mean the peanut butter
and jelly sandwich. That's total beta food. What you're gonna
want to do? Never cook your meat, eat it, go
to the hospital. The parasites make you stronger.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
With you, you.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Know, go lie, don't better hunting. Don't wear a jacket, elphans,
don't wear jacket doing.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
Now you can get our thirteen modern wealth creation methods
we have a group in Discord that's heavily monitored by
my brother Tristan.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah, And Attrician's got that look on his face like
he's doing a poor impression of his brother, like and
you're like, the fuck is going on?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
But for people that like that kind of stuff, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Like it up as much as you like, and maybe
they're learning some stupid values along the way. It's kind
of like when Alex Jones says ninety percent truth and
then the ten percent lie sounds a little something like, say,
do you hope people were crisis actors? Their children didn't
really die. Nobody died. Nobody died there. They're all just
crisis actors. I want all my people to go up
there and start harassing them, start knocking on doors, say

(56:48):
we know who you are.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
And it's like, holy shit.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
The ninety percent of stuff that you just talked about,
which was all you know, public declassified stuff by the CIA,
they just went to shit now because you're people crisis
actors who lost their children, you know, in a in
a terrible situation.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
So it's a horrible one. It's a horrible artdeal, Kevin.
People lost their lives.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
But you know what, Aliens Alex Alex Jones, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the Toots Pizza conspiracy. Do you remember the Toots Pizza conspiracy.
It's called Pizza Gate for a reason. So he convinced
his listeners that there were interdimensional vampires raping white babies
in the basement of Toots Pizza due to demonic symbolisms.

(57:33):
By the way, these were not demonic symbolists.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
It used to be a tattoo shop before it was
a pizza shop, so they didn't have the money, so
they just kept it that way down DC. So I
think it went a little something like this, like when
he's talking about the the the rapes of babies by
demonic interdimensional vampires. People were like, what color are the babies?
Because eventually they gave the color, they gave the baby

(57:57):
a color, and he's like a white man, Oh fuck,
we gotta do something now, you know. And they all
got down there. There was two people specifically that went
into Toots Pizza demanded to see the basement. The owner said,
we don't have a basement, so they shot up the
place and killed everybody. Okay, they killed everybody at Toots Pizza.
They were arrested and lo and behold, there was no

(58:19):
basement at Toots Pizza and it was all just fabricated bullshit.
So that was strike one for Alex Jones, Strike two
with Sandy Hook and they're like, we don't think you
should play a fucking USA baseball. We'll keep a Japanese
style and go two strikes. You're out, all right, man,
You know we're gonna put you on the burner for
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
And see what your whole company's about.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
And not to say that Rachel Maddow talking Russia Gate, like, dude,
by the way, if Russia is going to fix an election,
make sure your boy wins the popular vote first time around, okay,
Because that's what struck me as bullshit Area number one.
I'm like, why are they lying?

Speaker 6 (58:51):
You know?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
This is what you do if you really want to
pick at somebody, You.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Take their policy and watch it go in motion, see
if it works or if it doesn't work. If it
doesn't work, say this is why it didn't work, and
this is why you're not good at this. If it
does work, say hey, shit, we're surprised that worked. Maybe
you're pretty good at this. Instead, it's some partisan pouls
and bullshit that first. Jeez. I watched this one reel

(59:16):
where they said Barack Obama gave everybody health insurance and
for me working, I'm like, what the fuck are you
talking about. I was forced to pay for something I
was told I couldn't afford and if I didn't, I'd
be fined for it. That's not giving me health insurance.
That's fucking fining me for not buying your bullshit. Also,
people were asked what's the worst thing about healthcare? They

(59:38):
said insurance. So the government said, oh wow, it turns
out that these insurance companies are ripping people off and
making a lot of money. I wonder if we could
do that and say that we gave them something anyways.
And of course they could spin it that way because
they basically what Obamacare turned into beer. The Affordable health
Care Plan and insurance used to be Bob Dole's plan

(59:59):
from the early fi nineties, rebranded by Barack Obama, turned
into a medicaid that you get to pay for because
you don't make little enough to get Medicaid. It's craziness. Though, guys, Sorry,
I got a little political rant there. I'm ending the
political rant there, Tony God, I swear to God asleep, Kevan,
I'm falling asleep to my blood pressure is too high

(01:00:21):
for this. My hair is looking outstanding though, which is great.
It is Tony, I used the good jail today. I
heard we had a band coming on and they're going
to be playing at the Babe Shop on a Saturday. Right,
is it a Saturday or a Monday Saturday. It's a Saturday.
You don't funk around on a Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
To go and check them out five Vape Shop.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Well, you got to go check them out on Spotify too, right,
You guys are definitely on Spotify, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Yeah, you can get us on whatever your platform, wherever
you stream music. We're out there. The internet school nowadays
easy to do that, and then you know, fall us on.
Our social media is where I'm Instagram, We're on TikTok.
We have a YouTube page.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
And if you feel like just giving them money, just
throwing the money and saying hey here is here is
for the appreciation for all the artwork. They're gonna remember
who gave them money when they first started out. Everybody
does to an agree.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
If you're gonna throw the money, please make it like
not quarters. I feel like not quarters, so I can
only take so many quarters before it would start.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
All right, all right, you know beggars can be choosers
in your corner then, you know, just like you know,
I got five thousand corners?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Here?

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Can I get a dollar for it?

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
We don't want any of this change.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
At a strip club making a dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
I requested. I requested a Newport, not a Marlborough.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
You're jerks, you know this places. This place isn't big
enough for me. I'll sleep outside tonight. You know, beggars
can be choosing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
That happened down Philly. The one time a guy comes
up and he's like, hey, man, you have a cigarette.
I pulled up just when I was smoking. He pulled
out of Marble mental one hunter. I said, here you go. Man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
He's like, oh, is that a mental? I said, yeah, yeah,
it's it is. Is that a problem? He's like, yeah,
I'm good. I'm like, you've gotta be with me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Just got done down to Helium and I'm like, man,
this is this is too this is too much for
me to take right now, you know. And I even
asked me if he was sure. I felt I felt
denied as the you know person I didn't know he got.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
Rid of some of your good karma. You were like, Okay,
this is gonna give me a good mojo going into
the next event.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
That's one I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
That's the one thing I don't really believe in is
karma is because it feels like it's an incentive to
not be a jerk, you know, like, oh, you know,
I would have just been an asshole all day today,
but I heard about karma and thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Of karma, we're gonna wrap this show up. Yeah, uh,
unfortunately we're we're right over that hour. Actually we're over now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
If I had to ask you guys one question, what
is the greatest part of musical advice that you guys
have gotten so far as the band, what would you
say it is?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Can do it?

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Yeah, don't don't think too hard about it, like anything anything.
Even if you think it's crange, somebody is gonna see
that and it's the masterpiece of them. It's like it's
like a lot of the advices you get.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I get.

Speaker 8 (01:03:15):
It was like, I really like Tyler the creator.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
He just doesn't care like you just got to be
I'm not gonna take an advice from somebody who's like
is working a nine to five? Okay, maybe maybe that's
a different basically yeah, exactly, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
You don't want to take advice from somebody that's never
done it before, exactly. You know, you take advice from
somebody that's never done it before, they're gonna give you
some probably bad advice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Most of the time, you might get it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
You might get a hidden gem here and there, but
they're gonna tell you something where you you know, you
have to be polite with them like, wow, you know
that's a really good idea, or you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I like to say is very clever, and you know,
like or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, but but something something to that degree where they
don't feel completely ignored because people get so happy around it,
where they're like, hey, maybe I could I could be
a helper sort of thing. And that's like your biggest
fan base that want to give you a little bit
of feedback from the from the situation, even though by
the way, they probably have no fucking clue what they're
talking about, to to the largest degree where they're just like,

(01:04:22):
you know, you guys should probably all dress like panda bears,
you know, and you're like, what the fuck is wrong
with this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Nevermind's a kink, he's got something.

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
One of the dungeon master of our of our Dungeons
and Dragon game, he was gave us an opinion of
our of our nails, Like, why didn't you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Just call yourself spell singers?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
I was like, you know what that does? Ring that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
I have a ring to it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Did you hear that from him? Jesse?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Were you the were you the dungeon master at that
pointy Caleb.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
A whereas Caleb get his ass out of here?

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Probably I would echo what Sasha says. I would say,
just you know, just do it. Begin to create. It's
not gonna you're not going to like make anything amazing
first time most likely. Just keep try and keep throwing
stuff at the wall, find things you like and lean
into them, and just you know, expose yourself to as

(01:05:22):
much ard as you can to. Really, you know, begin trying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Don't expose yourself too hard.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I don't want you don't want to get exposed
at a cold Play concert, you know, the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
I've never been to cold Play, don't never heard of them.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Can you never hear the reenactment for us?

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
There we go?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Oh it's perfect, perfect, Oh my God, I love it,
love it, love it guys. If you were looking for
for a spell slinger, Yeah, check them out on other
social media pages.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Do you guys have a particular page that you'd like
to go to or is it just YouTube and uh
and Spotify.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
And Spotify, Instagram, I touch you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Guys had like a regular website as well, but.

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
Yeah, we have like the linchry, but we have to
go into the site. You can buy us on Facebook Tube.
We have a linchry that has everything perfect Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Perfect perfect, thank you. Uh, Sparky, if you were gonna
find us, where would you find us? And mute yourself?
You bad boo to.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Eve you, He's gonna press the button. We're gonna hear
what Sparky sounds like. If you haven't heard it before,
it is the voice of an angel.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
He does have a voice.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You can find us on every single major streaming platform
including iHeart, Spotify, Spreaker, Deezer Cast, Bocks, pocket Cast, g.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
O Reel, Facebook, YouTube, Google, and then eventually all of
our episodes will be appearing on the Roku channel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
We are going Roku buys September. Yeah, it's aw It's
all good stuff from here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
That's for sure. We uh, you know, unlike other podcasts,
we are not boring.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
You can find our our merchandise on merchbooth dot com
while the pod Guys podcast page is getting a major
facelift big time and where you can check out. You know,
we're we're doing the videos on it audios, all sorts
of stuff and special and for people that like CDs
or downloadables, everything's downloadable. We can do CDs on all

(01:07:29):
that nice crap DVDs of the podcast podcast for your
favorite play along bullshit blah blah blah, all the good stuff, Right, Tony,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
We are the pod Guys podcast. I'm Tony Katz.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Heaven are here of course you ever loving.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Picasso l guys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
We'll catch you next week Monday ten fifteen Eastern Standard Time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Got a new guest coming up next week. Very excited.
We'll catch you soon.

Speaker 8 (01:07:55):
Bye everyone, By bye,