The podguyz Podcast with Jesse Gambino

We are joined by comedian Jesse Gambino we take him in to a journey of discovery of social media stories and social media news.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm Tony Kass Kevin Neary. Here.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Of course we have the ever Loven peacs So Jesse
you are going to learn today why he has called
the show's peacss. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Sparky is one of the most detailed drawers of real time,
live live in action. And these these drawings are there's
something of a masterpiece. Every time he kind of draws
what we're talking about and in great graphic detail that
would make stan Lee himself blush. Now Stanley was not

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the illustrator. It would just make him blush.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
True this Sparky okay, And Sparky says, uh, what will
be longer?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Uh senate voting on the BBB. That is the big
beautiful bill. I'll you know, fill in the blanks there.
Uh P Diddy's jury deliberation or me saying hi, oh
oh right, oh man, so P did wait the jury
is already at deliberation with the with P Diddy?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is that is that true.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Not only are they had deliberation, but apparently one of
the jurors clausing a ruckus to where they can't make
a definitive decision because of one juror and their speculation.
According to the TMZ, I believe earlier today. I don't

(01:45):
want to be one hundred percent you know, yeah, you're
already on this, but I believe that they were saying
that maybe P Diddy got said you're a or B
that said your just mentally unstable. The way the way
he's acting.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It might be Tupac in disguise, always the possibility. I'm
not I'm leaving from the crew.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Staying on the table.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Tupac faked his death just to get on the jury
of P Diddy and cause a ruckus.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That is a that's a possibility.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I think Olivia Newton, John's wife did that.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It could be a thing.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, why not? Why not?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And but we're joined by a fourth square today by
the way, Kevin, Yeah, we are. Yeah, he is a
very talented, the very funny Jesse Gambino.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Hello, everybody, how you doing the heavy don? Jesse Andbino.
I'm from upstate New York. I uh, you know, I've
been involved in several several incidents in which I cannot
talk about. I've done several several things.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Forget up a.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Crime family, right the I heard things.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Look you hear you hear things.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
You gotta get the sows. He was a great guy.
What about the murders? What murder?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Nobody, no witness, no evidence, nobody.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
No problems, no gabbaul.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Now, Jesse, you might make you might make the street continue.
But I I had a theory that there is no
such thing as an Italian person that doesn't claim to
have some connections to the mafia. So, Jesse, did anyone
ever in your family have some connections to the mafia?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I cannot confirm or deny this question.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
The street continues telling them, it continues. I'm taking that
as a check, take it as a win.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Cheers for that idea, right there, So, Jesse, how long
have you been doing stand up comedy?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I've been doing stand up comedy for fifteen years, coming
next month. Actually, it's actually the longest thing that I've
done in my entire life.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
So mine is masturbation for a consecutive amount of seconds.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not really big on that. Like, I
don't like you know I'm fat and I sweat a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
In general, it's okay, lift and then just you know, yeah,
well it's not.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I don't have to. I don't have to do the
whole lift of thing because it is big, like you know,
it's rather you know, it's girty, it's got some it's
got some bulk to it. You know what I mean?
You know what I mean. This frame isn't just this
frame for a reason, Jesse.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You're describing now for already just tuning in. Everyone thinks
that you're describing a quatto. Uh, but what he was
doing was a fucking dick okay, because he's he's like,
he's like, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's got fucking hands. I could read the future. It's like, dude,
that's a quatto. I don't know what you know.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Let me tell you something. My pad my PI can
do some things.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I bet, I bet that's uh, that's yeah. You got
a lot of Griffy stuff going on there. What are
you a big Ken Griffy fan?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Right, I'm a huge Ken Griffy Jr.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Fan.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I have. I have about three hundred and thirty two
different items of Ken Griffy Jr. I have.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
What is the weirdest item that you have of Kevin
Griffy Jr.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'm gonna honestly say dress socks, because I don't really
wear dress socks in general. They're usually too big, or
rather they're usually too small to put around two tight yes,
and like you know, like when I try to wear them,

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they're not really stylish, whereas everything else that I have
is either stylish or it's just memorabilia that I show
off to the less fortunate.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Much like Sparky does. He has Star Wars dress socks
as well.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh okay, yeah, now.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
There was a there was another thing on spark He's
board there something about the big beautiful bill that's going
on right now in the world of politics, where there
are a lot of discussions about cuts to Medicaid Medicare
now Medicaid last I checked, was a state program partially
funded by federal grant money coming in. But federal grant

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money is always supposed to be temporary until the states
can find a way to stabilize the situation throughout their
own taxes. But what has happened throughout the years is
they've kept the federal grant money, which is normally known
as pork in certain congressional bills which everyone's against. But

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until they say, well, they're going to cut medicaid, and
then you're sloppy neighbor that hasn't worked in a while,
that is just unhealthy over there and he can't work, Well,
they're going to cut his medicaid and force him to
work twenty hours a week to keep it. So the
problem with that whole idea is that if somebody has
been cleared for Medicaid unhealthy enough, whyever you think that

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shipping them off to a McDonald sixty miles away on
a bus trip to work twenty hours a week, this
is the welfare to work at a McDonald's. It's uh, yeah,
you know what you should do. You should allow them
to work from home. Since they're home all the time.
Why can't they be the people that call me up
about my extended warranty I didn't buy, you know, Instead,

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I have to hear an Indian guy that I can't
understand tried to rip me off.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I want an American on that end of the line.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, I wanted American to rip me off.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah yeah, I mean they're already ripping off the system
being on medicaid anyway, for way too long. Yeah, at
least get them on the goddamn phones asking people if
they want to sign up for Geico or whatever the
fuck bullshit that they're on. What do you How do
you feel about that, Jessie?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I agree with you, Like, first off, even though I'm
not I'm not a Donald Trump supporter, and I do
I don't believe a capitalist should be president of the
United States, as it's a conflict of interest. But as
a capitalist, if I was president of the United States,

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it would be the United States of Asia. I would
definitely just run things and day things over and people
wouldn't like it and all that good stuff. So to
answer your question, I agree, Like we should definitely have
more American made jobs, more American made factories. We should

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stop outsourcing to other countries, which would result in less
being less less times being threatened by a country for terror,
which is you know, ridiculous itself. So yeah, I totally
agree with you on that. Like I definitely don't want

(09:22):
to hear, you know, on contacting me all the time
from you know, the Middle East.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, how dare they? How did they get
your phone number?

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Jesse To begin that's even crazier.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's the worst part.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
I mean, sure, I do sign up for everything, no
matter what, and I don't read the small print of
anything ever. And you know, in terms of services, when
they do update, I click agree just to get rid
of the screen on the double. But besides that, I
have no idea how they got my information or Sulvan
does anybody else?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Uh, Sparky, what is sparky?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
What are the big details that every one's really mad
about in the big beautiful bill? I know that you
are very sharp and on the whole idea right about now,
if you, if you don't mind laying some words of
wisdom on us, there are Sparky Tony, quite the plethora
of story. By the way, yeah he is, he is

(10:19):
sharp on hand, Tony. What are the big what is that?
What is the big policy right now that everybody's like, really?
Because I think that the one is no tax on.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Tips, right, no tax on tips?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, no Medicare and Snap programs. Now, okay, so Medicare
and Snap programs those are the those are the big cuts.
And they're called fraudulent cuts to to Medicare and Snap
programs and all.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That nice stuff. Jesse have you ever been on any
form of welfare before?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Absolutely. I. When I was younger, my then fiance passed away,
which then you know, I had to I moved out
of the apartment that we were sharing, and I had

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to go through the whole process of going on welfare
and getting you know, churns through the state and all
that other stuff, because I kind of just chose not too.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
All right, that's got to be an Obama phone, I'm guessing,
am I right?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
That phone just took a took a dive right.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
There, took a terrible, crazy dive. I don't know how
that happened, but yeah, So getting back to my story,
I had to go through that whole process, and it
was rather it was rather aggravating, Like if you're going
to cut it, like, don't make it as aggravating as
it is. Like people are there for a reason. They're

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not there because they want to be there. I'll say
that it's a humbling experience to have to bring yourself
to that those places because for some reason, every time
those people that run that shop like they they must

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be millionaires, because the way that they look down and
talk to the people that need help is is beyond egregious,
like it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, when people have money, let's let's you know, well
air the dirty air. When people have money, people don't
care about the people that don't have money, and the
people that don't have money don't care about the people
that have money because they all want to be that
other person. Now, when you're when you're in the government

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and you've lost track of what's happening with the with
the the people who vote for you, and that's all
it is. It's just a rationalization of lost fools that
are so out of touch with the natural public and
they have no idea and I say, zero idea on

(13:08):
how to reach that particular Uh you know diagre Uh
you know that whole situation, demographic, that whole demographic.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yes, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
When you talk about and especially multimillionaires billionaires almost at
some point in time, sparky that I go, Man, when
when you get to that point where millionaires and billionaires
talk about spending money that is not necessarily theirs, it

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is the state and the federal government and everybody else's
money that has been introduced to it, I find that really,
really really discerning.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I agree, which is why I live my life by quote.
I don't remember who said the quote, but it's always
been I'm not willing to build somebody else's dream.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
So, Jesse, are you still on assistance right now or no?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
No, I haven't been on assistance in many, many, many years.
You know, I did need it for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
How long did you? How long were you on it?
If you don't mind me asking, I.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Would say at least four or five years. And I'll
say that because I played a lot of sports growing up,
so I had a lot of injuries. So what I
had to deal with the injuries my then fiance passing
away as well as after the injuries I had several

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I ended up going and having a really bad infection
when I had one of the fat people surgeries that
is out there.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I have the fat people surgeries, no problem.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
What I actually had an idea of right is to
give everybody free light boat suction and give their fat
to the starving countries over wherever the people are starving
at you know, So we donate the fat to the
people that don't have the fat, and we take the
fat away. Call me a communist if you want, but
I think this idea is outstanding you see, I have

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no Kevin.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
What would you call that program? Would it be called
like flesh for friends or fats for flats? Bats for flats?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could send them the losing you know,
football team Super Bowl T shirt bag of fat.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, there are.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
There's a select group in Ethiopia right now, the things
that the Buffalo Bills have just been on a dynasty runs.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
For the longest time, that's right.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, yeah, it is a It is a weird thing now.
Personally myself, Jesse, I've never been on assistance. I was
told that I was too fat for food stamps before
I made too much money high off the hog. After
the government decided to shut down a apartment building that
I was living in at the time, a boarding room
facility that I was living in at the time, they said,

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this place is unlivable, so they shut it down with
absolutely nowhere for us to go besides to the welfare office,
and Section eight said, wait a second, sorry, you make
way too much money right now. And at that time
I was making twelve dollars an hour managing a pizza place,
and they said, since you own your own car, which
by the way, was a ninety nine to four tourist.

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They said, since you own your own car, you are
a You own personal property, so you should be so
you're deemed to be too rich. Now, if I least
a brand new car that is not my property, that
is the bank's property that counts the bill, and I
would have a brand new car and be eligible for

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the welfare that they told me I was too high
in the hog for because I had car ownership.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
So I got to live in my car for a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
And I lived in the parking lot at the pizza
place that I managed, and walked around on days off
and waited for another boarding room facility to open up.
And then I got a second job as well, because
I wanted to make sure I was financially secure enough
for that to never happen again. Which you know, you
get a second job, you start stacking up some cash,

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you work some crazy hours and for an indefinite amount
of time, and the boarding room facility that I did
live at, trust me, it was weekly ripoff time.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
It was about two hundred bucks a week for a
shared room, shared living room, shared bathroom, the whole goddamn thing.
All the while, the government had the addentity to say
that I made too much money. Well, fuck them and
fuck anybody that says, oh, well, I can't pick my
self up. You know, I've had people die in my

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life that were close to me, and it's a heartbreaking thing.
You drink yourself to death over it too. It's the
worst to some degree. There was a funny video out
there that make fucking medicaid.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
There are people out there that make welfare into a
fucking business, like it's something to goddamn do for every
hour I have to work in somebody else's hour that
they don't have to work. They're over there getting something
over on me, is how I see it. Sometimes, you know,
just emotionally, it's just emotions. But Tony, what were you saying, buddy?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
There's a funny video that surface downline. It got like
it went super super viral. And it was this lady
who I guess was on welfare and she had bought
a numeroceades bends. No, she was getting food stamps, she
was getting stuff for her kids, she was getting the
housing assistance, she was getting snap benefits, she was she

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got everything insurance like the whole fucking good for her.
Somebody snitched on her. Well, I said, that she was
getting YouTube money. Well they see, they said that she
was getting YouTube money and that she bought the bends
with with some YouTube money as she got everything fucking
canceled on her.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I don't forbid somebody steal from the government as we
the government has stolen from everybody. That's Jesse.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
That's like a that's like a tid for ted kind
of kind of issue right there. If we're supposed to
be against the greedy who are billionaires, we should also
be be against the greedy who would cut your throat
over getting a twenty five cent raise over them at
the fucking local burger king. Because if you've ever worked
a shitty job and somebody wants to play scumbag politics,
you see greed in all spectrums, and you know, the

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green pops up in somebody's eyes and they'd rather fuck
you over than even help you out in any any
scenario or situation.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
It's terrible.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I I definitely agree it's more of an uphill battle
and a fish swimming upstream issue. But with that being said,
you kind of have to Unfortunately, the ninety nine percentile
that you know we are have to be kind of

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pirates and bandits like we kind of as much as
I fucking hate spaghetti westerns, we gotta act like Doc
Holliday at times because we need to.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Be like more like Star Wars. Yeah, best spaghetti western out.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
There, Jesse.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
How with interest?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I said?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's filled with incest and buccaneering.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
It is, which is definitely you know, I kind of
feel like it's more like the Arkansas Mississippi part of this.
Uh good, But you know we're not discounting them because
old missus. Oh you know, they're they're decent football team

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for them.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
True Sparky, what do he got on the big board?
The only person at needs assistance is Malik Beasley. Hey, Malik,
you may need glasses because you were missing shots like
lake as if you had the over under. Oh my god, Yeah,

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Maleik is in trouble.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
What's going on with.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So? Uh So what happened was is like I guess
he's getting uh, he's getting investigated because there was an
over under on the amount of rebounds that he was
supposed to get, which was two and a half by
the way, Yeah, two and a half. He had three

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in the first the first quarter he played.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's that's very rare for Malik Beasley.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, and uh, by the way, there are three hundred
and forty million people in uh in America right now.
That means that means three point three million the one
percent that we all talk about. One percent sounds like
a really small number, but when you take the whole
grasp of it, it's three point three million people have
a majority of one percent.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Of the wealth.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's still a lot of people. That's still a good
clip of people. But Malik Beasley to uh, to fix
the stet, I think, I think. Listen, man, I've I've
come out ahead. It's a toss of the coin when
it comes to rebounds. I saw Jermaine Grant right Portland Trailblazers.
It was over three and a half and at the
end of the game, somebody missed a fall shot and

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the ball went rolling towards him. He's got three rebounds.
There's fucking five four three two.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
He picks it up, right, he picks the rebound, give
it to the ref boom counts as a fucking rebound.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
And he looks. He looks like he wasn't supposed to
do that. He's looking around like, oh, oh, oh, fuck,
I just do.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
The thing happened.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Rebound.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Watching the game, I'm like, yeah, he got rebound on.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Beasley third rebound in that game. It bounced off, the
bounced off the rim, hit the ground and there was
everybody else was down court and he's the only one
standing around like that.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He's looking at the refs, the reft blows, the whistle
falls are betting on him too.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, it's yeah, it's rather it's rather funny, like he
really didn't gamble that much to get caught. Like that's
that's the crazy part.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
How much.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't know if somebody bet for him, but that
was his over under. Oh yeah and a half.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
They got surrogates out there.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
People just.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
No, but I mean he only so he only put
up fifty bucks and this is he lost because apparently
it paid like I think it was supposed to pay
like fifteen hundred if he had gotten what he what
he needed. That's that's that's what the latest that they

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said on ESPN. I was watching earlier.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
That's fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Ever, whatever, that's sucking some change.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Let the guy live a little bit, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Now, let's talk. Let's talk about the ship show. If
we're going to talk about shitty betting. How about Paul
Logan or Paul Yeah Logan, Paul Logan.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Paul oh Man.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I don't tell me as Junior.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I bet five bucks on Junior just it was a
fuck you bet you know I threw five It was
the you bet?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I can't stand Logan Paul or Jake Paul. I think
they're both comebacks. I eggs. Yeah, honestly, I would love to,
you know, challenge them to an m M A fight
right now, if they ever want to accept it, because
I would love to just rock either one of them.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Now Here's here's the funny situation. And not necessarily that
this is every every opponent that that you know. Of course,
the Paul brothers have have ever particularly gun against. But
even in his past, I want to say, three fights,
four fights, maybe even five fights from one where he

(25:37):
actually lost against uh who was that tummy? Uh?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You got me.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I tried whenever whenever they're whenever they're did, whenever they're fighting,
I tried to.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I try my best to.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I try my best to ignore it because they're kind
of destroying the whole idea of boxing. They're turning it
into a certain because I'm not to say that there
wasn't some promotional value to the boxing regardless, but it's just, uh,
I don't know, man, It's it's tough. They're fighting guys
that are either washed up, close to forty years old

(26:17):
or out of their weight class, and at that point
I might as well just you know, watch the local bully.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Who's Oh, Tommy Fury. That's what it was, Tommy Fury.
And he beat Tommy Fury.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Right, no, no, no, all Tommy Fury beat him.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, all right, the as he should. I mean, you know,
it's just well, yeah, but the.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Ghost, the ghost of Julio Caesar south As junior. Now
he's the son of the world champ. And if you
looked at him even in the fight, who who Oh
my god. I hate it. I hate it when boxers
go like this, you have your hands up. What are

(27:02):
you blocking when you're doing this?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm not a boxer, So.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, well you're you're blocking for this. You're blocking for
the hook shots. Okay, when you're up there like that.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Blocked for the hook shots. He left his faith wide
open and every time he got punched with the jab.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
So that's all that.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Jake Paul did he.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I want to.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I want to see I want to see Jake Paul
fight a real boxer like Layla Ali, you know, yeah,
Muhammad Ali's daughter that.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I want to see her beat the ship out of him,
you know.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
To be honest with you could do it. I think
she would put the beats on him.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
She's very fast, She's very fast and strong, agile, she
just she has every attribute that her father had. And
if anyone was ever going to save women's boxing, would
be would it would have been her. The problem was
that she was beating up women. That the only reason
they were early.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
In boxing is because it was either that or just
live ugly, you know, just like looked away, just one
of those things. The man, it's it's tricky. I had
to share it to the guy.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Wait, wait, I gotta I gotta end her up one time.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Is the last ten fights of of Jake Paul. He
had wins against Ryan Borland, Andrea August, Nate Diaz, Anderson, Silva, Tyrone,
loked Woodley twice, ben Asgrin.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Who asked for that a second time? Right, I'm sorry
who asked for that a second time?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Yeah? Uh? He had a one last to Tommy Fury,
and then the Julio Caesar Chavez UH, and of course
Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Was and Jake Paul.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
The Paul brothers are very they don't have UH, they
don't carry themselves with much class, but they have gotten
a very They've gotten very far by not having any class.
So it's encouraged them to double down every time on
what they've been doing to make money, to promote themselves
as boxers whatever. They have a following on YouTube, they

(29:20):
have a following everywhere. They had people to go. Yeah,
they have they have people that love them, they have
people that hate them. I watched Jake Paul box. The
kid knows how to fight to UH to a very
experienced degree. The one thing that really pissed me off
is when he was doing a charity event. Remember the
first time that we had the take on at Jesse

(29:41):
the Pod Guy's podcast here we had the first take
that was correct. When it came to UH the Nate
Robinson knockout. Everyone online was freaking out saying like, oh
ha haa he got knocked out. And we got on
we went special live and then you know, I got
into a little rant. Tony got into a little rant
about the whole thing about how it's a chair event.
You don't knock somebody out at a charity event. They're

(30:03):
taking time out of their day, you know, to spar
around with you, and you try to physically hurt the
guy like it like a scumbag. Dude's shorter than you,
out of your weight class, and you're hauling on him,
and then he's celebrating. I knocked him the fuck out. Dude,
it's a charity event. He's not a boxer. He was
an ex basketball player. What kind of level of scumbag

(30:24):
do you have to get to to brag about that
kind of thing?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Next time putting the kid that has cerebral palsy, and
I want you to have that same energy.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
You know, I agree that statement.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah, the spark, he's got something there on the big board.
Uh spark.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
He flipped that big board around there. My man, Oh
what the heck? And Blursville right there. I want a
better fighter, but he has to be older, more out
of shape. And if there is a no, if there
is nobody, I will fight John Cena the Fantom bunch.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Can't you see me? He wants to fight John Cena
because John Cena, well, you can't see him and he
doesn't actually hit anybody.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, you can't see the punch coming.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, I'll give I'll give John Cena some credit. He
has worked for over twenty five years to push his
way into movies and wrestling, and right when, right when,
you're like ready to accept him being this kind of
funny kind of athlete type to be the white man
version of the Rock or whatever, you know, because the

(31:28):
Rock needs a vacation.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
So they're like, well, I'll call John Cena up and
they insert him. This isn't coincidental. This is Hollywood marketing
right there. Jesse, have you ever replaced a comedian that
you said, Wait a second, he's got a beer, he's Italian,
and he's a little chubby, like I am, what the
hell were they looking to fill a demographic?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
I haven't ever replaced a comedian like that, But I
do have a very very serious story about us there,
Dwayne Johnson.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, we're ready.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Okay, are ready?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
We're ready?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You know, Okay, So if you need to touch yourself,
now's the time. So when I was in high school,
they used to do house shows at our high school
and I was on the football team and Dwayne took

(32:29):
all my stuff out of my locker before I got there.
So I go into my my locker to get my
stuff out of it. I see it all over the floor.
I asked who who did this? Like, because I thought
somebody was playing a prank on me. Dwayne came out

(32:53):
and said he did it. And you know, with his
with his rock attitude at the time, he called me
a JABBARNI.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, so it could pass. Just thrown it out.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
There, right, So I told him. I was like, listen,
fuck you, Dwayne and the U on your trash and
if you want to fight, we could fight. So Dustin
Rhodes aka gold Dust was sitting there and saying, oh,

(33:30):
let the little ship ahead fight him, and for Roup
aka Ron Simmons put his hand on my shoulder, which
I just want to make it clear, his hands is ginormous.
He's like, oh, don't do it, brother man. So I'm

(33:50):
security for the show. That's you know, that's what the
football players did like to kind of like raise money
and stuff like that. That might be including because our
football team was just very they were good for a
period of time. He comes out to his match and

(34:16):
Duayanne actually spits on me. Like in my face, spits
on me. So I went back into the locker room
and I tore their entire ship up, like tore their
ship up to where they wanted. They wanted a piece

(34:38):
of me. I wanted a piece of them. My coaches
weren't going to let me have it. They had to
scort me around the entire other side of the school
because of said incident, because they thought like they thought,

(34:59):
they didn't know what to think, because I was new
to the school and I was not having none of that. Like,
I definitely destroyed a pair of his underwear or his
work at buire.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So you can always put that. That's a resume stopper
right there. What did you do in your life? Oh
I was a registered guy. Oh I stocked shelves just underwear.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, that gets you the Uh, that definitely gets you
the second interview at Applebee's, that's for sure. Yeah, Yeah,
that's uh, that's the that's the story that does it there. Well,
sorry to hear that you were offended by the wrestlers,
but you know, you always get what you give and
you give what you get sort of things. So I
totally understand where you're coming from. Where if they showed disrespect. Well,
now you showed them disrespect. It's no, it's it's no

(35:50):
surprise to me that that would be a natural reaction
from your from your end of it. But but yeah,
so uh so, whenever you uh you see Dwayne the
Rock Johnson, is that story always come to mind? Are
you now fixated that that's how he is because he
spit on you in a fast and furious kind of way.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Well, for I feel like he owes me in an
apology as a comedian slash trying to be you hear
that Rock? Yeah, you know, I kind of feel like
he owes me an opportunity to be you know, a
small part in a movie.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, Rock, you owe him your fame, You owe him
for him to punch you in the faith.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
That's not right, No, he doesn't. He doesn't have to,
you know, allow me to hit him or anything like that.
But if he gets me on a path to where
I can succeed on my own and right off into
the sunset like we're even there, you.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Know, it's kind of terrible because you know we we
actually do have the Rock on next week.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Let let him know, like he's still got a target
out in the event that he has a one who
you know? It was at Liberty High School. The year was,
you know, nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Wait a second to I'm seeing it here, it's up.
Uh no, it's a rocket personator. Oh yeah, yeah, Terry.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Dillinger is a rocking person. And it's not next week,
it's two weeks from now. Oh my bad, my bad,
I miss I misread that, misread that completely.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I put it in the.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Calendar, Kevin.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, I'm I'm looking at it right now, and I
got the dates a little mixed up.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I thought, that's all right, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Who has it all set up for us?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Who has it all set up for us?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Sparky does?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
My god, Sparky, you have it all set up? You
flip that big board around. We'll see what Sparky has
to say about this whole situation right here is. I
got his underwear and I smelled what he was cooking.
Be old, I am captain skin buck up. Then I
got a little something like that, Jesse, No.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Know what the skid mark is cooking.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
No.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I ripped his underwear and then I urinated in the bag.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
There you go. Nothing says class like pissing in somebody's bag.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Tell you they they they literally threw fifteen hundred dollars
of the football equipment, like out onto the floor. Like
I was like a fifteen year old kid at the time.
That's kind of that's a lot of money for a
fifteen year old kid.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
It is.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
It is so you and the Rock are no longerved.
You're you're split up. There was no relationship to begin with.
You guys, you'll never talk to each other again, as
is the case with Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tony. Oh, now, I know what you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Astronauts.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That's that's the thing, you know.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
He He said that the best moments of his life
were knowing that she was that far away from him,
you know, and then when she said.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh my god, did you see how I'm an astronaut?
Now just just go on tour, you know, and tell
everybody else about it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
The Orlando Bloom Katy Perry love story is over. Let's
be honest, Tony. The relationship was always a little hot
and cold, a little yes and no in then out.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
They never had fireworks.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
No, no, they didn't. But when she was with him,
she was thinking of you. Wow. Yeah, the whole time
to lay. Yeah. Yeah, these are all, of course non realities.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Those are terrible pun lines and yeah set up by
Katy Perry's awful songs. The California Girls are undeniable. I mean,
I think that that's been done too many times. Beech Boys.
I wish they all could be California.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Girls or r Ip Ryan Wilson.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Ryan Wilson musical genius all around man, you know, And yeah,
it's the.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Old as a hell.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Do you know who almost bit the bullet this week?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Who almost bit right?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Well, well, I mean amongst the hull Cogan as well.
Hul Cogan almost bit the bullet because he had a
bad heart valve. Yeah, that he had replaced, and it
was rejection, rejection and a system of some sorts, but uh,
critical condition in the hospital. Things were looking really rough

(40:34):
for for a while. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I heard that when the doctor was listening to his heartbeat,
he went like this, He's like.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
After he was like, well, on the doctor's orders. On
the doctor's orders that it always said, uh, you know, hey, brother,
take your vitamins.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yeah, ok, Holgan fucking flat lines and somebody comes in but.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Two one of the worst, probably one of the worst
wrestlers ever. Yeah, you guys, well.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I mean, have you seen him in when he did Japan,
When Hulk Holgan was in Japan, he was actually doing
real wrestling moves back in Japan. I would say he
was probably one of the best child performers at the
time because kids really looked up to him. He had
those you know, ok, Holgan, take your vitamin kind of things.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Uh. He kind of opened the door even more so
for wrestlers to get into the movies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
He's definitely on everyone's mount rushmore of of wrestlers that
I mean, yours would be completely biased against the grain.
Then I would have to say, because he has taken
the w c W to the top of the ratings
as long as with the WWF to the top of
the ratings, so it's got to be some personal animosity.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Did he also spit on you? Did Hulkogan do that?

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Or no? No, no, I just I just think that
there are better There are better wrestlers. Like I think
Rick Flair is overrated.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Rick Flair is the same. I can give you that
Rick Flair is typically the same match, but as far
as uh in ring persona ego and that you know,
Rick Flair has a lot of a lot of viral
cuts from uh, you know, from from his career where
he's going on about his alligator skinned boots and ship,

(42:35):
you know, but his in ring performance. As far as
what you're pointing at, yeah, absolutely, I'm guessing Jesse, maybe
you were more into the lightweight division for w C
W Uh No.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, I was Sean Michaels guy. I No, not a
demon legal guy. I'm a click dude, so basically the
click okay.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
So like a hunter Hurst Helmsley or Triple Agency.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
You know.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Continued onward the old one two three kid, which turned
into x POC, which turned into you.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Know, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Well he was the Lightning Kid. Uh x POC.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
The funny thing is Rick Rud wasn't Rick Rud stuck
his way into like all three at the same time.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Www, that was dope.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
You're switching around like is that Rick Rud again?

Speaker 4 (43:34):
I remember I remember that feeling like what the is
this guy doing a magic That's the thing too.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Back in the day before the internet caught everything, you know,
like the internet was out there, but it didn't catch everything.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
You really had to pay attention. You had to be
on your game.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
The internet was charging people thirty dollars a month just
to be on the good Internet, and the good Internet
wasn't even that good compared to the around.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Absolutely, yeah, but no, the Sean the Attitude era had
a whole thing. Sean Michaels eventually faded after the Austin
three to six team promo, where that amount of improv
and that that delivery, that that was what puts Stone

(44:24):
Cold over the top. Including by the way, Brett Hart's performance. Uh,
both wrestler him and him and Stone Cold had a
great match. Brett Hart and Sean Michaels had some epic
matches throughout their time. I mean, there's documentaries hours long
about the Montreal screwjob, and right when w CW gets

(44:45):
Brett Hart, they don't know what the fuck to do
with them, which is just the most ridiculous thing I
can think.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I could.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
First of all, if your w c W give Owen heart,
get the whole heart foundation. You can't leave pieces behind you.
You got to pick up these guys, so you want
to get the hard foundation. You got that faction to
go against the nWo and WCW.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
By the way, WCW is.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Just it's as easy as writing a little bit of
a story, like an action thriller if you want.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Okay, we're nWo. Obviously those are the bad guys.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Everything went real sour quick when the Wolfpack came out,
And as soon as I heard that shitty theme music.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I was like, what the fuck is going on? Really
love absolutely?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I knew at that at that moment it was the
beginning of the end, because now we can't just have
the nWo. We need to have the nWo. But they're
the color red. It's like having a fucking separate Walmart
that's red target, you know, like they're literally the same thing.
The lack of creativity with the Wolfpack where they still

(45:52):
call themselves the nWo, doesn't tell me that they're the
good guys. It tells me that they're ripping off the
nWo to begin with, so I can't really like them
that much.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
You got sting with the red face paint, which.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I thought that the only person with red on their
face that pulled it off ever was Kine. That mask
was you know you he owned it and that was
remember when he was Isaac Yankam before Uh, you know,
guy's been doing work for a long time you.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Have to do. But I feel that I was an
adult when I found that out.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Okay, I mean, you know, you don't have to feel
stupid about it. It's just it's one of those things
that you don't know until you know it. Remember Johnny B.
Johnny B. Bad or whatever was also Mark Merrow wcwww
F thing. So a lot of these guys have have
had long careers and then when they get a hold
of the spotlight, man, you don't want to let go

(46:48):
of it.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
There was no storyline at all for uh. That's another thing.
When the WWF knew that the WCW was tickering out
of ideas, they said to themselves, oh, well, well now
we can kind of relax as well too, because they
got a lot of money for merchandising. I mean a
lot of money for merchandising.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
And when you get that much more money and you're
continuing to reinvest it into the future, Miss Vince McMahon
became a billionaire, you know. Eric Bischoff became almost broke
ted Turner will always be rich Turner. The networks didn't
want anything to really do with WCW. Bischoff kind of
wanted to buy it but you don't have the money.
You don't have the money. It's kind of tough. And

(47:30):
then recruiting the talent over and getting the most epic
of all crowd noises, filtering through the two people that
you hate the most, Jesse, the rock who spit on you,
and the whole Cogan that broke your heart, both matching
up against each other. And the noise. Did you ever
watch that fight? Holy crap, the volume. The noise is

(47:54):
just so much. When the bell rings, the people will
not stop. Every he hit had a volume pop to it.
There wasn't a second of that match that didn't even
have a pop.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It was insanity.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
It was a match that should have happened ten years earlier.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I agree the Hulk Hogan versus the Ultimate Warrior. They
tried running that back again, because why write something where
I write a new script when we know that the
old script already.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Worked, right?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
You know, that's that's Terry, and.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
That's Terry Bowlliet knowing that there is a new generation
of people that didn't get to experience the first fight,
but they know it existed, but they didn't get to
see it the first time live, So he knows he
knows that the entertainment business enough that nostalgia out ranks
anything new first in his head. And by the way,

(48:51):
Disney and every other movie platform has used that, including Netflix.
Now Netflix is really you got Adam Sandler doing something
to doing the Happy Gilmore too. Everyone's excited about it,
but if you look at the previews, it's just a
bunch of fucking crowd service. It's oh, hey there's fucking
there's Shooter McGavin. Oh hey, there's the daughter of another

(49:12):
old character, or you know, the son of another old character,
Carl Weathers, you know son, Oh he's got a wood
in hand too, And it's like, what the fuck are
you guys even doing?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Did this movie need to be made?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
And they said, yes, absolutely, it need to be made
because now we have you watching it anyways just to
see if it sucks or not. Yes, absolutely, Mike Tyson
need to fight Jake Paul because we know it was
gonna be terrible. But you couldn't not watch it. It
just was in people's faces way too much where he

(49:43):
did not he got his ass beat like a fifty
eight year old guy fighting any twenty year old at
a bar, you know, like it didn't really, it didn't
really matter. Mike Tyson has got a good amount of
brain damage. There's a lot of people saying that he
held back. When I watched the fight over, Jake Paul
was holding back. He could have whacked him a whole
bunch more man. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Jake Paul was

(50:06):
actually doing the the classy move where he could have
he could have hit him so hard and permanently, permanently
hurt the guy.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Uh, Mike.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Mike was biting on his glove at one moment, leaving
his whole face open, and Jake could have just whacked
him real quick because the kid's got a quick punch
to him. He's got a quick hook, So if you're
undersized and you want to kind of get in there,
that's why Chops Junior was probably doing that. Tony Still,
he's got a pretty quick jab to him as well.
Also making bigger note on Jake Paul fight, somebody relevant,

(50:37):
you motherfucker, for the love of God, stop these prop fights.
You're at that point in your career where you don't
need to do these kind of prop fights. It's just
one of those things.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Though.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Man Terry Bollia aka Hulk Hogan has been wrestling for
over thirty five years. You know it's been and it's
it's not just been. Oh is he the best? People
were waiting for him to be the best. People were
waiting for him to be the champion again.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
And you know there's an ego that comes there too,
a big ego because you are told you are the
best in that industry. So you know he didn't want
to drop the belt.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
He's had some terrible matches before Member and especially in
WCW and WWF hanging out with tug Bok during different promos.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
They ran out of gas on a.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Lot of things. I don't think he ever had a
good match, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
The I would say the anything with Andrea the Giant
and maybe the Ultimate Warrior.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
The Rock match you have Andrea the Giant, Ultimate Warrior,
the first match around uh when the I think when
he was fighting against Psycho said said Justice, those were
some pretty good matches right there.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Well, see, I think they were. I think they were.
How do I say this? So they were? They are
the nostalgic matches in which you were referring to before,
but him as being in the match, his skill level
of a wrestler is terrible.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I would, I would, I would.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
I would beg for you to look up a whole
Kulgan versus Muta, the Great Muda and old Yeah, in
Old Japan, because he was he was a lot more mobile,
It was a lot more mean.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The lean he was around I think it was around
six seven and a.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Half six eight at a two forty five tight rip
right there, instead of coming in at like two seventy five.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
He was a lot Yeah, New Japan is way is
way more brutal, So that I agree with, Like, you know, Vince,
Vince wants to put on a show, and I just
feel like, you know, hux move skill set was terrible
once he went from like actually wrestling to get bloody

(53:00):
or you know, to put on like a real match. Two.
All right, I'm gonna try and get this done as
clean as possible with minimal body damage that that appears.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, the preservation of body has to be there. So
the one person that ignored that throughout his whole entire
career doesn't even need to be mentioned, Mick Foley a
ka Mankind aka Cactus Jack. Then you have Terry Funk
just putting his life on the line. Every night the Sandman.
If you're a big fan of that type of wrestling,

(53:43):
then that's fine. That's that's still entertaining as all hell.
New Jack had some great promos all around. But Jesse,
your w W F Mount Rushmore, who would it be?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
It would definitely be Sean Michaels would be number one, Okay,
Number two would probably be Triple h Okay. Number three
would definitely be Brett Hart. And that's crazy for me

(54:20):
to say, because I you can't like Brett Hart and
Sean Michaels.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
You can like you No, you know, your your opinion
should be unbiased towards the character's approach right now, like
it's it's not like, oh well, if you're a Dallas
Cowboys fan, you can't say that the Eagles sucked last
year after winning a Super Bowl. That wouldn't make any sense.
That would be then then you lose all credibility of opinion.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I agree, And last would definitely be the Undertaker just
because of his story went for thirty plus years and
he held it down for thirty us hears, and that's
that's gotta be hard to do.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Absolutely, thirty years of doing anything is a hard, hard situation.
I mean Undertaker for sure, would go on my Mount Rushmore. Sparky,
who is on your Mount Rushmore w w F. We've
never done this before, the w w F of Mount
Rushmore for people, Okay, Tony, Tony, you can spin out

(55:28):
your Mount Rushmore as well as far.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
As really really amazing people that take a beating everything
and what I say, Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I want to be one clear.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You cannot tell the story of wrestling without mentioning these people.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Okay, agree, it is unable to be told.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I am gonna go. I'm gonna go easy w and
not necessarily the Sandman, but I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Go with with w W you have specifically Tony w
w F specifically Okay, correct?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Yeah, you know they did. They did merge. They did merge.
That is that is correct? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah, Sam, so did Mount Rushmore, you know, not the
blip of a c W wrestlers that came in there
for four years we're talking there.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I mean I have a singles and then I have
tag teams. But one of the best singles of all time,
mister Perfect, All Perfect, getting some Love the hell Kurt
Henning All right, Oh, Kurt Henning Man. He had he
had it going on and all honestly like its technical
uh prowess was freaking it was perfect, absolutely perfect. By

(56:44):
the way, not to say that Rick Rude should go
into the top five. He doesn't, He doesn't, does not.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Actually, Dean Malenko goes into my top five because I
thought that he was a great technical wrestler but just
never got his push.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Okay, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Got to throw one of the big boys up there.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Oh god, Dean Malinko.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I mean he held the title for a long time.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Hey kidd, do you want to Dee Malinko stuffed animal?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Steve Austin actually goes into my top five even though
he was he always wrestled hurt or injured in some way.
He didn't have the technical value, but his his whole
speaking aspect was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Now I'm gonna give you my mom rushmore. We'll see
if mine and Sparky sync up identically. Okay, because when
I when you think of merchandising alone.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Okay, you gotta go that route no matter what.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
So Steve Austin right there, there no problem on that merchant.
You couldn't go to a fucking fair without seeing three
sixteen anywhere Hulk Hogan absolutely changed the game, did Tropic
thunder went. Ever, he is internationally well known at his

(58:21):
own reality show as well. When you think of the
WWF and you give me a mount Rushmore and it
doesn't involve Hulk Hogan, the first thing everyone's gonna say is,
so why did you put Hulk Hogan on there? And
that's what kind of makes a mount Rushmore? Okay, in
my opinion, Roddy Piper up there, I would think about it.

(58:46):
I would put him on a second tier because I
think that his his runs had been more sporadic due
to do a lot of injuries, and you know, the
impact that he did or didn't make wasn't always there.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Well, I'm going to put it out a plug real
quick for Roots Roots of Fights because they make amazing
Roddy Roddy Piper hoodies and they're mad comfortable. So I
just went like, this Griffy shirt came from Roots of
Fights as well. So you know, if they want to continue,

(59:22):
if they want to possibly tell me some free stuff
for the shout out, like.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Throw Jesse some free stuff he wants it.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
Well, throw it for everybody, you know what I mean? Like,
you know what I mean like, I'm not greedy like that.
But they got some match man Man Randy Savage stuff.
They got a pink hoodie which I bought, and then
I went out and I got a pink hat to
go with the pink hoodie because that's how dedicated.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Well, you just you just named my number three right there,
Montreal Man Randy Savage.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Okay, I will I won't argue that.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
The reasoning for it is is you can't say the
word slim Jim and think of is that what I
steal cards with? Or is that Macho Man Randy Savage's
beef jerky brand that he represents constantly. Anyone says, oh yeah,
you think kool aid or you think macho Man Randy Savage.
Everyone has their impression of him in one way or another.

(01:00:18):
He's he's not only gotten away with allegedly sleeping with
underage Stephanie McMahon allegedly, and then you know Vince and
then Vince McMahon's punishment to Randy Macho Man Randy Savage
was maybe you don't wrestle anymore, you can be a
commentator and you know, then he said I've had enough

(01:00:40):
of that. He said, hey, where's Randy at and I
think you better look at this fnce they saw him
on TV doing a w c W promo doing his
thing that way, I would say stone, I would say,
I would say stone Cold, Steve Austin, Macho Man, Hulk Hogan,
and of course fourth overall, gott to pick the Undertaker.
Gotta pick the Undertaker because if there is one person

(01:01:04):
that was a go to between August September, October November
four months, okay, and it rotated around Halloween Undertaker's big
runs if you looked at it, because it always I
had to do something Halloween themed, and who's more Halloween
themed than the Undertaker guys literally doing the whole Michael
Myers walk across the rope situation. But Sparky, we might differ.

(01:01:29):
I was thinking about putting Rick Flair or Sewn Michaels
on there. I was kind of, you know, on the
edge of that. But with that Macho Man, Randy Savage's
illustrious career being so long in the WWF, W CW,
coming back, going forth and A there's there's a there's
a definite three that I would put up there, A
whole Kogan, Steve Austin, Undertaker Rock was also a scenario

(01:01:52):
as well. But you know, after I heard that that
he spits on fifteen year old Jesse, I can't look at.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Him the same way. Sparky flipped that big board around.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Owen Heart, Eddie Guerrero, Savage, Bruno San Martino. Oh my god,
are you just naming dead people, Sparky, what's going on there?

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
And the board only crack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
The board is number five.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
The board is number five, all things dead Owen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Owen was actually a better technical wrestler than Bratt.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
He was actually Yeah, and then and then and then
Eddie Guerrero.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
He modernized the Lucca door wrestling, and you know the
mainstream of bringing it over.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Okay, Savage, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Know you got you got Kevin's arguments.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
And then yeah, Bruno San Martino, who was the champion
for twelve years.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
He was there for a long time. They had to
do a lot with him. To Sparky, You're right on
that one. As far as history historically talking about wrestling,
but I think we could. I think if I never
mentioned Owen Hart to anybody, they would still I think
if I said Owen Hart, they'd say, is that you
mean Brett Hart?

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
And no, no, no, no, Owen Hart.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I think if it begs explanation, then the Mount Rushmore shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Really be there. I don't know if we have to.
You know, maybe I'm just maybe I'm just being particular though, right,
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
You're looking at a little too much into.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Yeah, yeah maybe yeah, yeah, we do. We do have
to wrap it up there, tony. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Jesse, if people are going to reach out to you, sir,
how would they do that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Well? You can reach out to me on Facebook Jesse Gambino.
You can reach out to me on Twitter at Jesse
Gambino HD, which you know stands for have we done
so don't feel weird about it. You can reach out
to me on Instagram at comedian Jesse Gambino. You can

(01:04:01):
see me on YouTube. I I was on an episode
of Springer, so if you ever want to look that up,
feel free. It's called Wrestling with Secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Which why does he just why does he just mention
this now? Why does he just mention that he's been
on right now?

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Jesse?

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
I've lived the crazy life guys? You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Take you anywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
You gave us an entree full of slim gems and
a crem breulet for dessert, but just saved it for
after an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
If you guys ever look it up again, it's called
wrestling with secrets. If you can ever find it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
That you were on Jerry Springer, that is, you kept
it a secret the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Well, you know, I had to for contract reasons. It is,
I can't necessarily tell like the story as much as
I'd like to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Joe's off the air, Jesse. They're not Gonnasue you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
You're looking for us there. You can find us on
every single major screen platform including.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
iHeart, Spotify, Spreaker, Deezer Cast, Box, pocket Cast, Jorio, Googo, Google, YouTube, Amazon, uh.
You can find our merchandise on our Facebook home page.
You can also find us on Facebook, Live Video.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
And Sparky. You're missing one more that you actually don't
have the information about.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
That's true, but we're working at we are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
We are working on it and it will be a
together announcement, not a not a today announcement, but a
together future announcement. You want to do it today, Tony,
do it all right future on Roku TV, Roku T
The Pod Guys podcast will be a future channel on
ro Q TV.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Yeah. Should be interesting, should be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Check out more of the Pod Guys podcast every Monday
ten fifteen Eastern Standard Time. I am Tony Kaz. Of
course we have the ever lov ing Picasso. A big
shout out to Jesse Gambino. Look for you, guys, look
for him, love him. If the don one of the

(01:06:35):
of the Comedic Circle in New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Whatever you do, don't spit on pissing your bag.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I will a lot of a lot of fluids exchange there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Fucking a huck to uh, but he will uh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Listen, you gotta go, You gotta go, gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Do what you gotta do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
A twenty twenty Right's correct.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Guys, have a great night. We'll talk to you next week.
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