All Episodes

July 29, 2025 • 80 mins
The very talented comedian from Americas got Talent joins the podguyz on a fun adventure through stories of the interweb. laugh, share and enjoy.
Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude, do do do do do do? Do? Oh? Yeah,
looking like we're live.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
We are live. We are the pot Guys Podcast, bringing
it to you as we do every Monday ten fifteen
Eastern Standard Time.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm Tony Kaz Kevin Neary here.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Of course, do you ever loving Picasso, the doer of
all that is doable, the doer of anything undoable as well,
Les Picasso Spark.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Aka the Dune Moore Daredevil, the do Dare Daredevil, or
whatever the hell you want to call him, the air darn. Yeah,
he's doing doing more, he says. I on the big
board there, Tony, we got a word square and the
very few amount of the repeats. I think this is
the first repeat we've had in the same year. Is

(00:48):
this right? Repeating this well, yeah, I guess repeating the
baby maybe yeah, yeah. But to have him back, we
held it. It was a great show. Of course, I
made you.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
There was a there's a contractual contract you signed me
for this many dates. Don't act like you're just doing
this out of the goodness of your head.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I got you that.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
We put you down for all right five or you
have to pay my penalty. Yeah, so sorry, you're gonna
get real sick of make.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Bitch, the impeccably dressed, the talentedly funny Ryan Emiler.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hi friends, how are we good to see you boys again?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
If you don't know who he is, you should find
out who he is. Look him up. You can find
him all over YouTube. You can find him on all
of your streaming and uh streaming sites as well.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
You know said you could be amongst one hundred and
sixty people who follow me on Blue Sky.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
How about that? You know you don't even I have
never even heard of blues Guy until now. We were
talking about a little bit of it before.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, if you are a gamer, not a gamer, I mean,
that would be the the thing for blue Sky.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Am I correct? Is that blue Skuy now? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Blue Sky is just like it's Twitter or threads. It's
like a it's something. It was created when people thought
that Twitter was starting to go the way it was going,
just to be kind of an alternate for that. It's
it's it's perfectly fine, but it's just like any of
the other social media's. There's nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
There's no like catch to it.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I thought it had like gaming like gaming streamers, and
like it had like like people doing uh, you know,
like not god like not commercials, but like I guess
kind of like a commercial type thing.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
All right, man, if they are, I haven't seen maybe No,
it's just another place to yell into the void, yay.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Kind of like kind of like truth Soulcial. Remember when
people used to announce that they were going to truth Solcial.
They're like, that's it. Facebook is censoring me too much.
It's like, dude, what thanks Facebook for doing that? I mean,
holy shit, I didn't even know it.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Like like like politics aside like that, because this is
not this whole night needs to be about.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, but we're doing it.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
We're doing I will say, regardless of someone is super
right wing or left wing, if you loudly declare that
you're leaving for the right wing or left wing platform,
I'm not gonna be that sad you were gone.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, like as a human being, I lean more
left wing.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
But also like I don't need people who are in
my face with that anymore than I need people who
are right wing to be like, man, if you already
go to truth Social, I dodged a bullet, have fun.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, you don't get me wrong when when you take
the test. I mean I am always more left leaning
sociably issues, but I do have a fuck you button
to me too, you know, where somebody's on TikTok saying
they're gonna cut eighty eight hundred dollars in my food
stamps I get monthly. How am I supposed to feed
my six kids? Then I'm like, fuck, you don't even care?
Why do you you know, spread them out, tell them

(03:55):
to all get jobs at you know, the junior McDonald's
for the fuck I care, like dollars for food stamps?
What open up a restaurant, you know, and live it
that way, you know. And that's I don't know where
the limit hits, but there is a certain the older
I get, the more the bigger that fuck you button gets.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Sort of thing I have found generally, Like again, if
we're talking social issues, I have very strong opinions and
things I care about, but my my overall tolerance of
talking to humans is less, and even people like you know,
like like I love my mom, but sometimes I still

(04:34):
have a lot when she calls me, I'm just like, ah, God,
this bitch again. You know, She's like my favorite human
on the planet. So it's like I think it's getting
old just makes you surly in general, you just don't
want to hear any even people you agree with one
hundred percent. You're still like, all right, but yeah, shut

(04:54):
the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
We know, like this has been forty seconds already, God
damn it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
My mom, My mom does two things. When she calls me,
she says, hey, how are the kids? And uh, b
when do you come over to do work?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I got projects for you?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, She's like, I got some odd odd jobs. You're
cutting the grass? Uh, you're gonna make me dinner?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Right?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
And I'm like, holy shit, I got like I got
two hours. How am I gonna cram that all in there?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Figure it out?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Figure it out, just do it. That's what moms do.
Of course, some moms do that. I love your mom, Tony.
Your mom's an amazing person, really good. She made me
a burger the one time, Ryan, more than my mom's
ever done for me. A whole burger. What a whole burger? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm like, you're like a thousand times better than my mom.
And she's like, wow, Kevin, I feel sorry for your life.

(05:48):
And you know then then yeah it was bad. The
what was that? The Fourth of July party? Right, Tony,
Fourth of July party. Yeah, yeah, I said, we don't
really get too many pictures together hanging out and all
that nice stuff. But Ryan, did you do anything special
for the fourth of July?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
A God, where the hell was I? The fourth of July?
I went over to one of my wife's friend's house
and we just kind of barbecued. It was just they
have a pool, so my son wanted to swim in
the pool. That's all we did. It was very nice
and very I'm that way with almost all holidays.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's some people are like surprised.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm very introverted, except when I have to be extroverted
by Like, I'm good at being extroverted. I know how
to do it. I'm not uncomfortable. But if you give
me the choice, I would never leave my house ever.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, don't say that too loud, because sooner or later
that might be a sign of autism. Because, by the way,
guess who just texted me too? Who just texted you?
Is it your mom? Yeah, you're watching all of you,
but yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, she's like, oh, I'm sorry to bother you in
the podcast while you guys are teething's like, what time
are you coming over to do work tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, you got this line, ain't gonna mow itself. Bit now.
It's anytime I ever hear people say, uh, you know,
if I was rich, I would still work because I
don't know what I would do with my time.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Man, you got you.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Guys will know immediately that I got rich, because you
will never hear from me again.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I will be impossible to contact, Like, oh.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Man, Man, I'll spend a year reading books, and when
I get sick of books, I'll play video games. And
when I get tired of video games, I'll watch movies.
And when I get tired of movies, I'll go to
every sports stadium.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Keep that list going real quick, because if the money
is anything similar to the movie Brewster's Millions, right with
the Richard Pryor, and you still have so many left over,
and you're like, all right, all the women, all the cars,
and you still got one. You still got money left over.
Eventually it comes to I'll buy an island, and then
you do, and then you're like, okay, now, who'd have

(08:05):
put on this island? And I think that's a big
part of how Jeffrey Epstein was kind of creative, where
there was so much fucking money there. It was just like, Okay,
can I afford maybe twenty year old girls with one
drug problem? And they're like yes, in fact, they don't
even need a drug problem. He's like, get the fuck
out of here. I'm that rich. Okay, great, how young

(08:27):
were talking here and politicians coming by all that island stuff.
The list is officially missing. Now I have my own
theory on it. While Pam Bondi said that the list
was on her desk, my theory is somebody was listening
to that live feed, went into her office and took

(08:48):
the list, walked away and said, dude, did to do?
And then, in a Tim Robbins are you familiar with
Tim Robinson or now I am? Yes, in a Tim
Robinson kind of way, she started to look on top
of her desk and scaring, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
No no no, no, no no no, it's like an
episode of the Family.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I love it, yeah to the degree, like, guys, anybody
see there's a list right here?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah, and there's no list, but they keep doing votes
on how they should not release the you know, like,
I'm the same way, man, I like to like hold
votes that I'm not gonna let people see my unicorns.
People are not like you. I I there's no unicorns,
but I want to make sure that you know that
I went to a vote that you can't come to
my unicorn rants.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
So the thing is that if you have a list,
walk your ass over to your desk while we're live
on TV, grab the list and start reading the fucking
names off live, one after the other after the other.
You know, it's just it feels like that's that's a
full disclosure point. Obviously for privacy reasons, they don't want

(09:55):
to tell everybody who their scumbag donors are. Wait wait,
wait see.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
And now necessarily it doesn't mean that you're guilty by association.
If your name is on the list, it just tells
you that you've got a free plane ride to an
exotic location.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah. I just think if that's the that's the fucking
wrong plane that Macaulay Culkin went on home alone three
Epstein Island and he's like a you know the yeah,
and then the bandits all the pedals were like, you
are on the right plane.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Come yeah, you gave exactly where you were meant to be.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Sparky's got something on the big board ton it. What's
going on, Sparky? Sorry, but uh, I thought your arms
were getting tired. There he ducked the nose like Wilson
from Home Improvement. There the you know, yeah, he's got
he's got it going on today that they were going
to do something, then he actually did it.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Oh, in the UK, if the king dies, who will
take the crown?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh wait, there's Ellen. Ellen's missed. Ellen is in England
right now, And yeah, I'm I don't know, by the way, Yeah,
I mean England's kind of just like, Oh I hate England.
I wish I could go back. America is just like England,
only they don't have a no King's Day. They have

(11:19):
the opposite of that because they literally have kings and
queens over there. So the biggest problem was people acting
like kings and queens in America. Well you just moved
to the place where that is literally still a fucking thing,
so kind of defeating the purpose there. If the politics
weren't your cup of tea. Now you have tea for
days and small talk for tea and wine talk and

(11:41):
all that nice stuff. Rian, do you know why Ellen left?
I have no idea. I wasn't really keeping up with
the too much I.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
I couldn't even dream of having the time to care.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
About.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Like, I'm so salty that Ellen didn't have me on
her show after a GT right right, there was other
finalists from my season who were on there.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
They were there, No, they were definitely there. Now Ellen
should respect their mediums first, because well, that's the thing
you don't want to Like, she's at that level of
comedy where she doesn't even want the potential for somebody
to outshine her. Now. I know that she came from
the bottom and made her way up big time and
then got slapped down from where she was sitcom wise,

(12:27):
and then that made her way right back to replace
Martin Short on daytime TV sort of thing. And the
old people who have poor vision barely noticed because she's
a little bit more manly than Martin Short at the time. Yeah,
a lot more masculinity going on. No, that's messed up.
She did not want you on the show. Did you
try going on Regis and Kelly or Kelly?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I just never got any offers for anything. I was like,
it's never one of those things. I need to make
this clear you you you are not entitled to anything,
you know, Like I don't. They didn't have to put
me on Tonight's show or Ellen or anything. It was
just odd to me that like some of the other

(13:08):
acts who like because look, I didn't win, but the
other acts that were getting on didn't win either, and
I love them all dearly, but most of them were
like children, so they weren't even like good interviews yet
because they just were like, you know, scared kids. Yeah,
who were you know, like and they're very sweet kids.
I love their families, like, oh that was great, but

(13:29):
it wasn't exactly they were dynamic personalities. They were very talented,
but that was it. They were getting interviewed and it's
just like, okay, this is all right. I'm a pretty
I did well on the show, and I was interesting
on the damn show, and you're entertaining, Guy and John.
I can't throw, you can't throw. I can't get on
Bob and Tom once.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You know Tom? Wait, wait, what is a Bob and Tom?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Bob and Tom is uh So they're based on Indianapolis,
but they're pretty large. It's not quite as big as anymore
because terrestrial radio just isn't as big as it used
to be anymore. But it's it's a long running morning
radio program that is syndicated in a lot of markets
across the country too. It's a lot of dick and
fart joke kind of stuff. But yeah, they're kind of hailbillies,

(14:13):
like a lot of my buddies. Work for them, right
for them, I don't know. And again, no one has
to have me on anything, but I was living in
Indianapolis where the show records while I was on AGT.
That seems like a no brainer to at least have
me come hang out.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
They do have to have you on things. You need
to beat the door down and say, hey, motherfuckers, you
forgotten you need me? Yeah, I mean Pat McAfee had
me on.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
He hooked me up. He was smart enough to know
that a local guy.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
McAfee's McAfee's in a lane of his own and his
lane can't be can't be tampered with. Even after Disney
bought the show, his show is still very authentic. I'm
not really sure what Disney does with sports shows anymore.
I was watching Mike Greenberg for a hot minute and
that What's that.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
On ESPN for the first two hours, and then he
goes over to YouTube for the.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Last oh I gotcha. Yeah. ESPN owned by ABC, owned
by Disney money for this podcast. I mean kind of.
You know, he's got punter money, he's got YouTube money.
I wouldn't really call that immediate fuck you money. If
he did have that fuck you money, the Disney option
would be a fuck you middle finger because no one
really wants to get involved with that. Pay me.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I would love a payday from from Disney and yes, Tony,
yes you would, and.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
That I would like to be a parking attendant at Disneylands.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Give Brian Yeah we uh, Tony. It just proved my point,
by the way, because he was so happy to say
yes to the idea, which means he doesn't have that
much fuck you money. He's got enough, but not a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I mean with Disney, they give you you money exactly,
but they that's you're probably my point.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Did you not listen to the whole goddamn thing. He
does not have fuck you money, and if he did,
he would not be signing with Disney. Now he's got
a little bit of fuck you money because of Disney.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
You're right, You're not all the fuck you money. It's
very much a Chris Rock or not a Chris rock mentality.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Uh fucking what's his name? No, No, the little.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Short dude, that's what the rock. I'll Kevin Heart, Kevin Hart,
Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart never says no to fucking anything.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, he does not. He's got and he's got like
he's got the ability to say money. He does. And
I've worked security for Kevin Hart before to make sure
people weren't taping his show, so you know, there are
ways to kind of and this is this is this
is well after DVDs are like already a thing, and
he's like, I don't want nobody making DVDs and my

(16:43):
ship and we're all like, fucking people are still making
DVDs at your sittings. Like last time I was here,
people still my fucking.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Ship at this time?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It do you see anybody throw him out? Everything? Wowdlight
He's like he's like, man, he's like a simple this crew,
like where the fucking you know? We're looking around with like, dude,
we have no special skills at all, you know.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like I barely have a hid. Why are you yo?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
You want to jump all?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I got the I knew one of his openers and
he was like yo, He's like you want to make
some money, you know, while when you go back to Wolfsbury,
he's like Kevin Hart Show, I said, yeah, you want
me to open or anything like that. He's like, no,
lineup's already said, we have some security work we need done.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Though.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's like, and you to open the door for mister
Hart when he used the building, you will be the
you are not invited to the whatdy to do more
than bartend? You know, not open the door. You're gonna
say thank you, mister Hart and then walk away. Don't
look him in the eyes. It's gonna be tough if
you do, because he's very short. Yeah, never looked down
on him. But the uh yeah, there was I think

(17:53):
there was like thirteen or fourteen of us during the
whole thing, and it was just, uh, it was tough
to keep because people. You actually get to see the
cell phone addiction start up because people are like grabbing
for the phone and you're looking at him like, don't
fucking do it. You will be out of here so bad.
And Sparky's got some uh random footage probably from something
like that Sparky flipped that big board around straight from

(18:15):
the comedy shit. Meanwhile, at the Cold Blake concert Tony attended.
Oh get there, you go see you can see Tony's
hat blowing Mickey right there for some of that fuck
you money he's been wanting the whole time. That's how
you do it. You get up on that mouse. By
the way, he tasted like cheese, a little bit of cheese.

(18:38):
You know, that's how you swissen the cheese. That's how
the hole, that's how the holes getting the cheese. Tony
Dickey mouse literally foxed him with his mouse stick. That's
a that's all. That's a part of that's a part
of the whole thing there. Man. You know you'll see
when not Disney, but you haven't. That's very surprising, Ryan,
because you're very talented when it comes to writing your
own material and performing it on stage. That's that's an admiration.

(19:01):
You don't. You don't strike me as anybody that has
ever stolen jokes, but you are a very learned person
when it comes to stand up comedy and innovative. You
have to you have to stay innovating. So what when
you hear two different when you hear kind of like
a have you heard of the Dennis Leary, Bill Burr

(19:22):
controversy or no, right, yeah, where Bill Burr dies and
Dennis leers like, oh, maybe I wrote all these jokes.
He does that and everyone's like, oh wow, Dennis Leary
is so funny. He's like and after a while I'm
just like, yeah, you know, he's funny absolutely, instead of

(19:42):
saying no, Bill Burr was kind of funny, and Dennis
Leary cranked the volume up on it and just kept
going with what was already written sort of thing, Uh,
I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I had one of the worst people to ask about
this because like, like obviously as a performer, like like
I'm a very lazy writer. I'll just go ahead and
say that all I do is just pay attention and
then talk about what happened to me. That that is
generally why I'm not worried about anyone stealing my stuff.

(20:18):
If there happens to be another charismatic, armless dude trying
to raise a two year old right now, take my shit, man,
if you can figure out how to work, But otherwise,
who are leaving?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Ryan? Ryan, you do not know our demographic. That is
all we have watching the show right now.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
That that explains why you brought me back for a
second time, and yeah, we we.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Have gotten several emails like, hey, bring that other guy back.
We are higher category of imbrands from.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Eighty eight to eighty Yeah, bring that in so much
so so I'm personally not worried about anyone stealing my
stuff because it's just like I'm writing very specific to me,
uh where the whole like stealing material, like it only
matters to people like us who kind of are in
the like in the know yet you know, like like look,

(21:08):
and I don't know one way or the other. I
lean to he probably did lift some stuff. But like
Carlos Mencia is probably the most famous example of like
modern times of like a thief that got called out
in public, and look, did he steal some stuff? Maybe,
like I obviously I've never seen him do it, but
like potentially, like I'm not gonna fight for him either,

(21:29):
But who is still in twenty twenty five selling out
clubs all over the damn place, getting extra shows added,
full sold out tours. Carlos Mencia. People who are easy
to fans who watch comedy do not give two flying
shits about who wrote the joke. They just want to
be entertained. Now I'm not saying that that's a reason

(21:52):
why it matters. It does matter to me, but also
like you're yelling into the void anyone who buys tickets.
I could could not care any.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's why, That's why it doesn't even matter. People are
gonna have their opinion if they say Dennis Leary's funny.
I'm just like, uh huh, yep, absolutely, you know the
I think that whenever we get into talking about stand
up comedians, you know, and who wrote what first, or
who came who got up, who did what first, and
all that groundbreaking stuff, it sounds kind of people call

(22:28):
us comedy snobs, like, oh, oh, I'm sorry, you know
when it comes to uh, George Carlin or a Louis
c k or even a Richard Pryor. But one of
my favorites to just to just watch, and we've gotten
into this before, to just watch Bill Cosby act like
he is a good human being. I mean, holy shit,

(22:52):
that is Oscar of the Year right there, man, like
all around the uh you kind of you and I'm
sure you've had to have heard this before. Ryan, You've
had to have heard that you kind of you kind
of have that shorter version of the pale man himself.
Who am I thinking of Tony Jim Gaffigan.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah, but a lot of that is, honestly, it's regional
because he grew like we don't he's older than me,
so I don't know him personally, but he grew up
like thirty minutes from where I grew up. Yeah, the
same party. Yeah, No, he grew up in northwest Indiana.
Oh in the end, yeah, well yeah, yeah, which is
very the east coast of Hillbillies is Indian of it's.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
The beginning of the Midwest.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So a lot of it's just like
regional dialect. And also part of it too, is you
when you first start stand up comics, you like you
tend to imitate, whether it's intentional or not, you know,
like you pick up Cadence. I mean, I mean you
don't see it as much anymore. But mid two thousands,
how many dang cooks were running around, Oh, you know,

(24:00):
because because he was a big deal.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
And now, hold on, Ryan, they are still around. Anyone
in that age bracket from the age of nineteen to
twenty four still has that that feel like like they're
they're discovering themselves and and anyone who's already seen that
is like, hey, you like Dane Cook. They're like, yeah,
how'd you know? It's like, well, they'd me tell you what.

(24:23):
Here's why. Uh So, I mean a part of it
you picked that up.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Like even like when I and I didn't do this
very long because I caught myself on it pretty quick,
but just being nervous on stage for some of my
first sets, I was even accidentally doing the uh his
little like side voice, the inner monologue voice that he way, Yeah, yeah,
I caught myself doing that because it's like when you're nervous,

(24:47):
when you're like when you're first starting, you don't know
what your voice is. So some people do it very
egregiously and some people do it accidentally. But you kind
of like mimic people whose voices like until you figure
out your own and then you know, part of that
obviously is it's stuck a little bit. I don't I
don't think anyone sees me and then goes, oh, Jim

(25:09):
Gaffe like it's not that I don't think it's that
close by any means, but you can see the similarities.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, nobody goes up here and they're like, you're like
a poorly drawn. Jim Gaffigan like really.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You're like, you're like ai, Jim Gaffigan.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Spark has got something on the big board. I have
no idea what it is. He is on fire today.
We don't normally get pictures as quickly. Ryan, this is
like going to the CBS, like on steroids back in
the day.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I bring I bring the best out of Sparky.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
That's what he does. He does, And we got the
what do you got to it says the Cosbys Lost episodes.
Oh no, here we go, right, folks to Cosby Lost episode.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Okay, THEO. You're going to learn how to tread? Why
this could save your life?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
This is Bill Cosby teaching THEO. This is last episode
how to how to swim. And for those of you
that don't understand how dark that joke actually is, Malcolm
Jamal Warner in an accidental drowning over the I like it.
How people say that debts only come in threes, and
it's like, no, you just stop counting at three. There
are many people continuously dying. You know, there's probably six

(26:24):
or seven people that died in the past week. They're
still they just picked the top three and they're like
it probably was a top five list right there, but
that was a very surprising death all around. The rumor
is that he took one sip of Bill Cosby's cocktail,
went for a swim and never came back, sort of thing.
That's another one on Everybody's Uh, Everybody's played whole. Cogan
passes away, Ozzy Osbourne passes away the Uh now, Ryan,

(26:47):
are you guys talking about that on your new podcast
or your current podcast The Cafeteria?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Now, I wish we were that smart or.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's it's just three guys talking about life.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, it's it's just usually I was just shooting the
ship whatever we feel like in the in the moment. Yeah,
it's it's it's fun. I think it's a good time.
We've made the mistake that we don't have a theme
for it. There's no central through line. It's funny if
you listen, but it's really hard to pitch.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I like the I'm gonna i'm gonna read off some
episode that the way we're there with you, I'm gonna
read off some episode subjects and just the you know,
a little description for it. Here. Episode two fifty four,
ear Bidget ear Bidget. Ryan's ears are filthy and the
Toy Hall of Fame forty seven minutes worth of that. Guys,

(27:46):
you're gonna want to check it out. Diddy ropes now,
I'm guessing those are sperm filled ropes pulled off by
P Diddy and my close dad. Are they anal beads?
Is that like a so?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
So?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
We tend to have a lot of threat, like one
of a lot of our three lines on the episode,
are us just saying really disgusting things?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah? Yeah, so my buddy Brent little tongue of war
came into my mind. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So, my buddy Brent Terhune, who many people might be
familiar with. Uh, he likes to always talk about shooting thick.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Ropes, thick ropes, thick ropes.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, so that was how we tied it into talking
about the the Diddy freakoff, so that we actually did
get some uh that was as topical as we got
right there.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
We got a chicken diapers. Brent's on a boat and
there are chicken diapers. The fuck's going on there?

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah? Yeah, it's it's we're having our own freak offs.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's what is that exactly what it sounds like. I mean,
it's literally chickens and diapers. Yeah, and you're gonna want
to that's episode two fifty purple quarter Pounder with cheese.
Brent's gone and the quality really suffers when he's not
there to hold things down. Now, that does sound like
the only there's for people out there that have never
experienced working fast food. There is always one person that

(29:03):
gives a fuck about their job and holds it all together. Okay,
that sounds like The Late Show with Brian Niemiler. Yeah, yeah, Ryan,
you could run that ship better than Stephen Colbert. I
don't get what the hell his whole thing was there.
I liked him when he was acting, he was running
on that fake presidential thing, and then he goes and

(29:24):
does this what can only be described as just campy
at best, I guess, but what the hell?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Like, I I don't fully know how these shows work.
I'm not going to claim to be an expert, but
I think why his kind of stuff? I still think
Colbert is super funny. I think he is a very funny,
talented guy. I don't think The Late like The Late
Show is that funny because he's funny, Like Colbert rapport

(29:54):
is great.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
I think he has the I think he has the
ability to be funny, but somebody got in his ear
one day, Dude, somebody had to have gotten in his
ear one day, and I.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Think I think who got in his ear is the
fact who's writing the checks. Like when you're on Comedy Central, Like,
look what south Park got to do this week?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Do you think they're comedy Gold? Dude?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
You think they're doing that if that show airs on CBS.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I like, I like the I like the Garrison. No,
they're definitely not doing if it's on CBS, but they
are airing it on a paramount live.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
But but but but those are different worlds. So I
think that's what hurts like a lot of these late
night guys is that if you have the ability to
take the gloves off more, you can be funny, but
when you have to work in the contra like like,
I don't even give an example of what I went through.
I thought my sets on AGT were funny, but I
would not put them anywhere close to my best stuff.

(30:48):
If you just come watch me live, I think my
live show is a billion times better, but I don't
have restraints on what I can say during my live show.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You are your own producer and you are your own
person on your live shows. Totally understandable. But part of the.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Part of the contract that you can sort of agree
to is like, Okay, if I'm going to accept this
gig of doing the light show or being on AGT,
these are the restrictions I can determine whether I want
to go with that or not if if I agree
to it, you do that and it might hurt the product,
but you also get seen by ten fifteen million people.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
There there's a little bit of a there's a minimal
amount of trade off. I mean, the talent level is
definitely there for the trade up to not be noticeable.
You know, fall of love, fall off a cliff, comparisons
will be there. Jay Leno had such a niche going
on with that tonight's show, and he did just say
He's like, well, I think that would happen with Cole Burr.
As the politics, he didn't want to. He kinda he

(31:46):
kind of leaned one way a little bit too too much. Meanwhile,
jay Lenol made so many blowjob jokes about Monica Winsky.
I mean, you know, the fucking counter went off on
the whole thing. But Sparky's there with some big board news, Parky,
the hell's going on with that board? You got to
fire it up to Holy Pee Diddy Goo's country. I
am going to rope a greased pig. That's what you

(32:08):
meant by robes right on?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Literally that yes, Sparky. Sparky obviously an avid listener of
my podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
He knows the context of what we did.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
You notice that the rope did reach his anus as
it should.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You guys have two hundred non You guys have two
hundred and sixty one episodes total so far, right correct?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, we uh works for recording it immediately after I'm
done with you you jackasses, I go from you jackasses
to my jackasses.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's gonna be great. Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
We we started it when everything was kind of shut down, uh,
you know, because none of us were touring or working
at the time.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
And it's it's just a thing where I.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Mean, we're I'm not expecting it's not gonna be the
Joe Rogan experience. We're not building it to that. But
it's a it's a fun thing we get to do
every week, and and sometimes that's all your art needs
to be.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I feel I feel like sometimes we hit comedic gold
when once you get rolling, you know, you're with your
buddy as you're talking about some random, random stuff, and uh,
all of a sudden like boom boom boom. You know,
you get some some quality stuff and then all of
a sudden, you're like you're looking at it and you're like.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
What the fuck did we just say? Yeah, it's a
it's a yeah, it's a quick hour. But you know,
we uh, we always do. We do put out some
some really funny stuff every week, Tony the You know,
we we love Ryan on here. Ryan Zoe's welcome. But Ryan,
we did have one comedian on here that holy shit,
I could have just done without you, and I could
just throw him out. I could throw him under the
bus and not give a fucking out blinking eye about it.

(33:46):
And by the way, I always try to stay very
respectful even if I do or don't like them, but
this guy kind of got my nerve. Where As I mean, say,
do we name names the name? You know, yeah, whatever,
he was the only person here. He was high. He
was so fucking noticeably high, and uh, you know, he
tried to really I did a reel because he u
I clipped a reel of him, just because I wanted

(34:08):
to show everybody what a fake reaction I had to
have about his dick joke where I call it a
fucking where I said, oh, yeah, you're basically describing a
quatto from goddamn you know, I'm a total recall if
you're familiar with the little baby thing that comes out
of the stomach of the one person also referenced to
Rick and Morty. But the guy was so fucking high.
He was talking about his dick like it was another

(34:29):
human being, but not in a funny context. He's like, oh,
by the way, it is big and dick, and and
going I'm like, all right, yeah, cool, but you know,
and tried to save it slightly. But then there he
went talking again and being himself and shit and uh yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
He was just so goddam no one likes from anybody.
If I could give any listeners some advice, never be yourself.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Be somebody, be people that, be somebody likable. You know,
if who you are doing something wrong, appease people at
all costs than be yourself. In private, I.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Think I have to say that we're one hundred percent,
like you know, we're one hundred percent legit.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Who we are on here is who we are in
real life, and nobody likes you. That's what I'm saying.
I'm making here I am wearing right now, Tony, this
is this is nothing like I'm like. You know, you've
seen this room before. This room looks spectacular and all
that nice scrap. I turned the camera around. It looks
like I've got fucking kids sewing Pod Guys podcast t

(35:29):
shirts on the other side over there that could be
found on merchbooth dot com or any of your other
social media websites like the pod Guys podcast dot com,
but Radar online, Tony, I'm checking out the pod Guys
podcast Facebook fan page right now. Will Smith's Slapgate fallout
is real. I guess the uh true. He's trying to
He's trying to come out with some a new rap album.

(35:52):
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Touring right now? One of my friends is an opening
act for him.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Get the hell out of here. How's that tour going?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
He's She seems to be having a good time I
think for her contact. So it's my friend MICHAELA.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Phillips.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
She was on a GT season before me as well.
Very talented singer. She's opening for she seems to be
having a blast.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I don't know what his numbers are. I don't know
how the tickets are selling. Like it's one of those
situations that, like your excitement level can vary depending on
what it is.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Like. We might not be.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Excited to see Will Smith in concert, but if you've
got the opportunity to tour with Will Smith, that's like
a bigger opera. Yeah, you know, so so she's having
a good time, says he's a nice guy that works
for me.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I think of all the stuff that Will Smith does,
I think he is a very very good actor. That's
what I want to see him do. But I don't
know who who wants to see him do anything?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Right now? What was your favorite movie he acted in?
What was what was your favorite role that he had
since since it?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
You know, if I had to probably pursued a happiness,
I really enjoyed that. I do have not that necessarily
his best acting work, but I do have a real
soft spot for Independence Day, just from when that came out,
and you know, like like that that movie went from
like when it released being phenomenal because like the special

(37:26):
effects of the time and all that, and now it's
objectively a bad, corny movie, which also makes it good now,
like I get it bridged the gap to being like
this is an amazing blockbuster movie. To god, this is
what we liked in the nineties. This is hilarious and
I want to watch this act.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
He had the fourth spinoffs of that movie. Yeah, he
had like he had Independence Day two. Yeah, and was
there Independence Day three as well?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I want to say there was an Independence Day within
the last five years that came out or like.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Relatively recently, relatively recent, Yeah, you're right, Yeah, he had
he had Earth two.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
With his son, right, and then he also played in
Men in Black all the way up until till two right, three, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
And then Chris Chris Helmsworth and what's her name took
over on four. Right.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, So twenty sixteen was the last Independence Day. So
it's been a little longer than I thought, but that's
more more recent than you'd think.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I think Six Degrees of
Separation was one of one of his best act and
went back in nineteen ninety three where you know, he
really he separated himself from the fresh Prince of bel
Air type of character and really engulfed into a man

(39:00):
non man kiss sort of thing going on. That was
very controversial rated R. The the whole plot of the
movie was off of a beautiful play and it was.
It's definitely worth a watch if you're looking for range
of an actor on Will Smith, you see, Wild Wild
West is one of those pieces of ship that make
you just wonder, why wonder Like Kevin Klein, Kevin. I

(39:23):
could see Kevin Klein reading it and being like, oh,
I get to wear three thrown at me. I get
to wear I get to wear three dresses in this one. Cool.
That's a comedy. And then Will Smith is like, Kevin
Klein's doing it. I don't even need to read the script.
This is gonna be Yeah, it's it's just the Kevin Smith.

(39:48):
Did you ever hear about the Kevin Smith? Yeah, yeah, giant.
It's like and there I am watching it and Wild
Wild West and there's a giant fucking spider. It's like,
holy ship, he got it, he got it done. Anyways,
you know sort of thing. But the the what's going on?
Wild Wild West got the budget from the Superman movie

(40:10):
featuring Nicholas Cage. Ah, true, just one that's one person
I could never like. Nicholas Cage playing Superman feels like
Superman just gone really depressed one day, you know, just
living and doing his thing.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, I want I want to see Nicholas Cage do
a lot of things because I do think he's good.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, you do see a lot of things. He does everything.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, He's definitely not Superman though, Yeah, because like I
also think I'm very talented the next Spider Man, I
am not, And like Nicholas Cage is like, like, I
admire the ambition of someone like that, But just because
you badly want to do something doesn't mean that you
should get to my My dream is the headline wrestle

(41:01):
I don't think anyone should let me do that. I
don't think there's a world where that should be allowed.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Why not? Why shouldn't there be the world? Look at me,
speaking of wressel media with Youking of wrestle Mania, Ryan
Hulk Hogan. Who would ever thought that your hero would
look like a person that was bald, with a horseshoes
kind of thing, silky blonde hair, bronzer gollin, screaming brother
and all that nice stuff. Who would ever think that

(41:28):
Hulk Hogan would be the epitome of an American hero
during a predetermined fight. I still love watching Bretta Hitman
heart interviews right now where he's like, you know, Goldberg
built Goldberg, He's he's he doesn't know what he's doing
in the in the ring, And I'm thinking to myself, sorry,
you're an actor. You know you gotta whoa whoa, whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
We're gonna we're gonna pump the brakes a second, because
there is not one person in the in in wrestling
that has ever been in the ring with Goldberg that
has said, man, that guy is a great wrestler.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Every single one has said they all do. They all
have very stiff, very stiff in the ring for sure. Yeah, yeah,
very stiff, almost unmanageable to a great degree. I think
that the WCW built up the character creation correct on him.
And then they're like, wait a second, do we teach

(42:22):
him how to wrestle? And they're like, yeah, we showed
him like three moves, that's all he'll need. So you're like,
all right, but then next week we're teaching him how
to wrestle, right, oh yeah, just after this line of
coke and then we're gonna teach him to wrestle. Just
after this line of coke, the six pack over here
and one of the thunder girls is gonna come over
and blow me. Then we're teaching Goldberg really how to Hey,
where's Goldberg at? Okay, let him do the thunder girl

(42:45):
and let him do the coke, and then we're gonna
teach Goldberg how you know what. Don't teach him anything.
I think the gimmick is good. Let's do this for
one hundred straight matches and let him go one hundred
and oh, because holy shit feels a little feels h
feels a little anti climax after a while. A lot
a lot that was that.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
I mean, I'm not going to get deep into wrestling
nerddom because then, uh, we're doing it on my Yeah,
my my wife will leave me because that's all I'll
talk about and neglect our son.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You'll start you'll start hearing the briefcase snaps open exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
But like, like the Goldberg gimmick was fantastic, but it's
one of those gimmicks that doesn't have a good endgame,
like an undefeated streak of a monster, like you can't
do that forever, people are gonna get bored because like,
like you like to see a monster for a while.
But like I compared a little bit to how I

(43:45):
didn't like watching the Chicago Bulls in the nineties because
like they're clearly very good, but there was no drama
to who was going to win. You know, It's like
the season started and you're like, well, go ahead, let's
just give the trophy to the Bulls, because that's how
this ends.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
So, Brian, you're the booker, who do you have break
up Goldberg's winning streak and do a and script it
out from there? Because I have an idea of who
I would have at that time.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
See, I have to think of context of like what
was going on at that time, because it's bad because
it was what ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Ninety eight?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
It was Stark ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, okay, so when Goldberg first started, compared to the streak,
I think, what would I think? I think the streak
ended Stark ninety Okay, that we are from okay, anywhere
from the beginning of Goldberg's start to let's break it
up with the loss here and there and get him
into a storyline. I think the perfect character to do
that would be somebody that you know, isn't wasn't really

(44:52):
a fan favorite, but had something that Goldberg didn't have,
charisma and dialogue, like a Chris Jericho type. I think
that if he beat Goldberg and everybody's like this cocky
son of a bitch, he beat Goldberg, and then you
have them, you know, you have such a differential between
them because one's got a cocky personality, the other one
is just basically screaming monster type that shouldn't have lost

(45:13):
to begin with.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, I think the only problem with that, And Chris
Jericho is my favorite wrestler of all time, so like
this isn't mehit. He also would have had to have
been built different because the way that he, like those
like the smaller guys in w CW at the time,
were treated it would have it would have made no
sense in that kind So he would have had to
have a different trajectory as well.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Actually they did wrestle, They did wrestle each other, but
Goldberg did get to win maybe like the a quick
you know, like oh and now he got him in
the walls of Jericho or you know something like that,
like a quick you know, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It just kind of off off my off the top
of my head what I think, And this is with
the assumption that everything else is done exactly. All the
other characters have and booked the same way that they
were at that time. There's no I don't have to
change anybody else's whatever or gimmick or have somebody come

(46:08):
from WWF for just everyone is exactly the same. And
I still don't know how populous would have been. I
would have had him lose to Hogan at the Georgia
Dome the night that Goldberg actually won the title, yeah,
and then build the rematch to Starcade where that's where

(46:29):
he where Goldberg overcomes him.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That's an interesting take right there.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
And as someone who didn't like Hogan during that time,
it's like it's not that I'm like excited or thinking
that's a great idea in itself, but how everyone else
was booked. I think the only way because like he
got screwed out of his win, but in a real
dumb way to somebody. And Kevin Nash. It's not like
Kevin Nash was a nobody, but like, yeah, it kind

(46:58):
of felt like out of nowhere that he would like
be the one that did it, Like like considering how
many bullshit ways that Hogan beat other wrestlers during his reign,
I think that would have made some sense to like,
oh god, even Goldberg got fucked, and then that makes
Goldberg even matter. He spent the next six months basically

(47:22):
literally murdering all the rest of the nWo so that
nobody can help Hogan and Hogan has to fight him
one on one and that's when it happens.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
That'd be an interesting way to take it. The thing
is that Hogan at that time, they his his uh
his fighting style had turned to uh slap chest to
uh gripping the eyes or like like an I rake thing,
and uh, it just wasn't It wasn't the Hogan that
everybody was kind of used to, like in the ring.

(47:51):
He'd obviously you know, deflated a little bit due to
age and you know, lack of continuous steroid used. Sure, yeah,
me the same thing. That's how I yeah, this is
what happened to Ryan Andy's wondering. You know, don't forget kids.
If any child the Scott Hall would have been a

(48:13):
if he would have been able to stay clean, possibly
would have been a nice stepping stone for for Goldberg
to a degree. Hogan did not what did did not
a wrist lock from a wrist watch? What the what
do you say? He's gonna tale.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
He didn't know the difference between a wrist lock and
a wrist watch. I could just read, Yeah, yeah, that's
what he said.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
There we go. Hogan did not know wrist lock from
a wrist watch. You didn't know.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, here's here's the thing with like some of like
Hogan though there's a few matches of him in the
early nineties in Japan.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah, you knows how to do it where he could
fucking go.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah, it's one of those things like this is how
I look at wrestling, because wrestling is very very hard
on your body, and it's very hard to organically get
people to love you enough to give money to you
that like you should. If you can do that with
five moves, why would you do a thousand?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
You know, like like like as someone who enjoys, you know,
someone like a Brett Hart or Sean Michaels.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I love that athletic style.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I also am not mad at someone like John Cena
who figured out, like oh I was do five moves
of doom and I can still make billions of dollars
why or I could go kill myself and still make
the same amount of Like.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
The combination of the boat would be like a Sean
Michaels killing yourself and being popular having a good two
nas in a weird place.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
And not to say that like he's he's not a
show stopper by any means where you're like, you're like
one of the best wrestlers of all time John Cena. No, No,
like you you don't think of him as a as
a show stopper or like someone that that sets a
top billing for for pretty much anything. But they pushed
him into a into a spot where he was probably

(50:04):
top five, I want to say, like even w W.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
And even as a wrestler like John Cena could go.
It's like like like he's obviously not He's not Sean Michaels,
he's not Brett Hart, he's not Eddie Guerrero. He's not that.
But like he like when you have like good like
he's had a lot of really good matches in his
career and it wasn't all because the other guy did it,

(50:28):
you know, like like people forget like like I he
has a legitimate like getting way in the dorky weeds here,
but a legitimate like four star match with great colleage
like and and that wasn't Yeah, Great Colleae is not
the one that carried John Cena to that you know,
so like he could go when he needed to, like

(50:49):
like he he kept move for move with seam Punk
during like you know, the Summer of Punk stuff and
all that.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Like by the way, yeah, the Great Colleague was named
one of the worst five wrestlers in the history of wrestling,
the very stiff Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Yeah, so and like that that Uh I think it's
a no holds barred match or last time man standing match.
I can't remember. It's a legitimately fun good match. It's
easily Great Colleagues's best match ever. Wow and and but
but yeah John anybody you know, I mean, there's so
many to choose from. How could I pick just one?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I always thought I always liked Scott Steiner believed or
not and and not necessarily even for the NWL stuff.
His n w L stuff was really weak. But him
as a tag team with Wiscotti h Scott.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Seiner with w rec Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Rick and Scott Steiner like the whole the whole u
Steiner Brothers was amazing wrestling for a long time.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Yeah, I mean Scott Steiner will always have a soft
spot in my heart for Steiner math. Uh just for
that Pro Bowl.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Love Steiner Matt I love that was that was, and
that was really him delivering it and then doing the
math on the spot and you're like, what a fucking
meet him right here, you.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Know, And and this other interview to where he's talking
about uh Bully Ray at the time, it just fat
asses say that God, he will, he can do whatever
he wants. Like, I don't care that he became a
steroid and meathead. I don't care that he could barely
move for a while. Man, you give me some Steider
math and fatasses, I am. I will always be happy.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
So Better Wrestler movie will go genre for genre because
we're not going new to old to new, so we'll
just do a better fight, better Wrestler movie. Assault on
Devil's Island starring the whole cog and Carl Weathers of course,
or they Live, Rowdy Piper. I think there is only

(52:53):
one right answer, and that was the right answer, and
they lived.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
It's like the genre that it works. I don't think
that's like again, it's like having the argument that like,
is John Cena a good wrestler? I don't think They
Live is a good movie if you're talking about acting
skills and all that, but like.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
The energy to it and just like they get like
it works. So so okay. So here's here's where they
kind of got some some cheat codes in there. Right,
the there's aliens, right, so even if there's bad actors,
you can only assume they might alien at it. That
might be an alien. You know, they're just like acting horribly.
You're like, huh, that person maybe they got body snatched

(53:30):
sort of thing because they're acting is a little fucked up.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I also always try to make clear when it comes
to anything, any genre of entertainment, that there is a
difference between h and I'm.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Out out of bubble gum. Come on, now, there was
a fight, dude. There was a fight scene between Rowdy
Piper and the dude that he was you know, I
forget his co stars name off hand, but there was
a fight scene where it could have been i'd say
a two minute fight. They turned it into a fifteen
minute fight, I mean fifteen minutes brawl out. It was

(54:04):
Dragon I'm like, I never realized how long this David Keith,
thank you, Sparky. I never realized how long this fight
scene actually was until you do a rewatch of it.
And of course it's allD on Devil's Island. Pretty good scenes,
not bad acting, you know, but one's just gonna one's
more rewatchable sci fi than others.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
And like the other point I wanted to make is
like for me, I think there's a very important distinction
that being good and being entertainment or being entertaining are
two different qualifications. Just because something is not the best
acted thing in the world does not mean it's great.
I love pro wrestling that in and of itself should

(54:49):
prove that, like, something doesn't always have to be Oscar
worthy acting to be entertaining. My favorite comedy of all
time is The Wedding Singer. I wouldn't say that's filled
with amazing, tear jerking acting performances that you should study
if you want to be a high class thesbian. All right,
Christ entertains me.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
The funniest part of the funniest part of The Wedding Singer,
what's your funniest part?

Speaker 3 (55:13):
My funniest part of their John Lovetz.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Is up there.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, yeah, it is very weird and great in there.
I love this in so many Adam Sandler movies, the off,
the the punch up that gets done off camera.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Love is love, it's playing love. It's playing Santa Claus
in sn now where the kids like, are you really
Santa Claus? And he says, no, of course not. It's acting.
It's just acting right now, I'm not really Santa Claus.
That doesn't exist. They're like, you can't keep saying that
to the kids. You know, Oh, yes, it's it's lateies.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
That ain't no suck in my crotch.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Take off the van Halen's shirt. You're gonna curse the band.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, I like and again like like, I don't think
you can look at a single acting performance in there
and go, wow, that's what a performance.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yes you can. Steve did not look like.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Is just amazing, Like.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
He doesn't you you have to dis call.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
It's like grading a test where like you have to
get rid of like the best score and the worst
score and average it out. Bumy is always going to
be great, You got it. You can't count him best man,
the better man, The better man self taught no thanks
to you, Pops the best wedding singer in the world.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Tony likes to would like to share stories from around
the world on The Pod Guy's podcast fan page, and
we do have several fan pages flowing out there, but
only two are actively active right now. Right now we're
on the private page, so join both of them. If
you don't know what to do, just click the like
button on Facebook or hit the follow button if you
don't know how to do that. How the fuck did

(56:59):
you do anything today? That's pretty cool? Right the uh
Tony Local twelve w k r C TV. You know
the story I'm referencing. Law enforcement's executed a traffic stop
on an RV after an officer allegedly noticed that bare
naked woman straddling a man behind the wheel. We were fucking,

(57:20):
the woman, allegedly told the officer after pulling over the
r V, which was later determined to have been stolen,
So what the hell is going on there? Tony? They
got a little bit more going on.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Of course, with the story saying I guess it's literally
what the fuck moment?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Now, the the real miracle is the erection this guy
got over the woman that looks like this holy shit,
that's the real miracle. She's got tattoos on her face
and a face the faces kind of looks like Ernest,
you know, but more meth. You know, like like a
like a Jim Varney, but like he didn't do comedy.

(57:56):
He just like he All he did was that drug stuff,
you know. So it was a stolen RB Keith Richards.
She looked like Keith Richards and drag. Forty eight year
old Matthew McDonald and thirty five year old Shannon and
Brian were taken into Cousindy after officers on patrol allegedly
noticed a naked woman straddling the driver of an R

(58:19):
and B and executed a traffic stop. You know, if
this was my TikTok right now, it would have some
guy asking the officer, how's that against the law, But
you know, that's just my TikTok feed for any reason.
W w TRF reported that the officer activated lights after
the R and B came to a stop and was
told that the men and woman had changed his seats
by a passer by. When questioned by authorities at the scene,

(58:42):
Brian allegedly admitted that she had been engaging in sexual
activity while behind the wheel. I'm guessing she didn't use
that verbiage. I'm guessing the words were I.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Was engaging inst sexual activity.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
To the officer.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Today that while operating this more poyro.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Rucket, I was just here giving him a blue job
while he was driving around a ruined The officer reported
that Brian appeared to be highly intoxicated. Wow, she was
the one drunk, because I would assume he was getting
a DUI. Holy shit. During a search of the r V,

(59:24):
police allegedly discovered a bag of white powder, another drug paraphernalia,
along with pain killers and broken glass pipe that Brian
said McDonald had thrown from the vehicle at some point
during the stop. According to the publication, police ran the
vehicle's vein number and registration had determined that it had
been stolen. The duo is now facing charges in connection

(59:44):
to the incident. Brian was charged with the following indecent exposure,
unlawful possession of a Schedule one controlled substance, unlawful possession
of a Schedule five controlled substance, DUI drug. How'd she
get a DUI? She's just fucking the guy who's driving.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
How do you do said, and he's in the seat.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
You better listen. You call sall on that one. Dude,
that's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
If you can reach the gear shift, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Got the potential to drive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I get a possession of a stolen vehicle. McDonald he's not.
Oh wait no, no, here's his here's the man's this
is this is McDonald's charges right here. Indecent exposure, unlawful possession,
blah blah blah. And here's one for you, permitting permitting

(01:00:35):
uh d u I reckless driving. And I think I
might have allowed. Yeah, he permitted the d U I
reckless rising, possession of vehicle. Sparky. Were you there at
the incident? He was, Oh, my god, failthy Ryan. Oh lord,

(01:01:01):
that's uh that that is some crazy stuff there now now, Uh,
I don't know, man, I don't think you see. Prison
is supposed to be built there to rehabilitate people that
are in bad situations. But these guys look like they
are at the point of no return. If I was
the officer, I would have been like, get out of
the goddamn RV, fuck outside and just go just get

(01:01:26):
out of here, just to stop stop bothering people. I
wish it would have been. Yeah, I wish it would
have been like the Andy Griffith type of fucking you know, sheriff,
where he's just like he has he has a little
opie with him and shit, He's just like, Now, this
is why I don't fuck on meth while driving. Some
it's some kind of like life lesson sort of thing. Yeah,
the same way I wish that only Tim Allen went

(01:01:48):
over to Wilson on Home Improvement episodes with you know,
racial tension discussions where he's just like Brad State and
a black girl Wilson, and Wilson's like, I don't really
what this isn't who cares?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yes, let's let's send us on one funny story. Yeah,
of course we're gonna talk about Travis Hunter. Oh yeah, Ryan,
I don't know if you're a Travis Hunter fan or not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
I mean, I haven't seen him play in the NFL yet.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Well, of course one has.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I'm ambivalent at this point. I don't I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
His lovely wife, Leanna Lenney, was firmly against signing a
prenup before their lavish May five wedding. Close Close sources
reveal that while on The topic of a prenup sparked
a heated discussion Ryan heated heated discussion.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Heat Jacksonville that quickly fizzled out.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Leanna reportedly told Travis, if you want to prove you
love me, you skip the paperwork. I'm not saying I
do to the contract that screams to a contract that
screams distrust.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Do you think she's in it for the money?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Ryan, I mean anything I say is with the caveat that. Like,
I don't know these people, so so you can never
defer enough, say one way or another.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
But like I feel my boy's trying to break in. Sorry,
I gotta be careful about the words I say right now,
he has listening ears.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I feel it's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
One of those things that like if you are made,
like a prenup for me who's broke, that screams distrust.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
A prenup for.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
A high caliber just signed a big contract five yeah.
And I mean, and that's just just his rookie contract.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
He jumps a rookie contact probably No.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Yeah, Like I think when you're in a different tax bracket,
it's just smart paperwork. I don't I don't think it
means distrust. It means I busted my ass to get here. Now,
when you're broke, who gives it? You know, like if
you have not Yeah, yeah, I hope this doesn't happen,

(01:04:26):
but yeah, my wife can have half of my Madden
O six collection that I have for the GameCube. She
can take that if she wants, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
That would break your heart, by the way, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
It what I'll fight her for it. But but but
it's one of those like when you have when you're
just in a different tax bracket like that, like you
have to cover your ass, like and it doesn't mean
I don't think it means distrust. I think it just
means I like how many celebrities get I'm not even
talking just divorces, but like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I think God Gina Gina Mangan puts it down here
in the comments, if you truly love someone, you'd sign
a prenup because you're not marrying them for their money,
and you'd understand how hard they worked for what they have,
for what they have that you did not help them
get sort of thing. Now, who knows how much support
she has given him throughout the time, both you know,

(01:05:18):
sexually and just metaphorically or whatever the hell but this
feels like a gold digger movement. You know, she said
no to the prenup. I mean, what's the worst case
scenario scenario for her, like a prenuptial agreement, by the way,
a prenuptial agreement, by the way, a lot x amount
of money for her if if wanted so, he could say,

(01:05:40):
you could have ten percent. Get going. That's your click,
and now you're a millionaire and you left me. But
I didn't leave you with nothing sort of thing. It's
just an agreement upon leaving. But now you have if
the split does happen. Now she's taken half plus legal
fees is what they go after. So fifty he turns
into seventy five real quick. And then Travis, obviously in

(01:06:05):
the state of Florida, wouldn't have alimony, which by the way,
should be illegal to have. I mean, holy craft. For
a state like New York that like really doesn't that
believes in equal rights, they sure do sway one way
or real hard when it comes to divorce when per
gender or per financing, regardless of how you think about it. Spark,

(01:06:28):
he's there with the big board. I guess he was
there in the deliberation room during the whole situation hiding
under the bed, Sparky. So the prenup starts after the
rookie contract. If you do not like it, you can
go see Chador. That fifth round money feels a lot
different than first round money.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Hey, just be careful what you say about Shador. You'll
get the You'll get the hordes after you. I made
a Shador joke when he got drafted. Yeah, my Facebook lit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Up, like people are now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
I literally like the only joke and it was I'm
not even saying it was super creative or clever or
anything the joke and it wasn't even it was anti
Cleveland Browns. It wasn't even anti Shador. All the joke
was literally, imagine waiting five rounds just to become a
Cleveland Brown Like that's the that's it. That feels pretty harmless,

(01:07:23):
and it's making fun of the Browns being terrible more himself. Yeah,
and oh what what are you going to get drafted?
You crippled motherfucker? You t rex looking.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Only. I was like, man, are you all fucking him
where you have to defend him like that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Like I don't like what raft. I'm not trying to
get drafted you idiots.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Some of the people came.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Out like like, well, that's kind of hilarious to where
they're like, you, sir, are not a talented football player?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm what are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Shit?

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
And he's not a challenged football player? Here are you
catching football? You can't? Can you?

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
You know, I'm forty three years old, overweight with bad
knees in a bad bag. Yeah, I was holding I
was heartbroken.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Dude, does a punching bag get any bigger? On that
scenario where they're just like, you're allowed to have an
opinion about about sports even if you're not physically playing
the sport.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Now you can grow in there that you were disfigured
in a while that accident.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
It always reminds me of a that has one of
my favorite jokes where he's like, yeah, it's like, sure,
maybe I don't know personally, but I don't fly helicopters,
But if I see a helicopter wrecked in a tree,
I could still go, yeah, dude, fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I could do better than that. Yeah, like you can
not even better? Like you can.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
You can tell that just because I can't do better
doesn't mean that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
I tell you can tell. Fifth round draft picked for
Shador Sanders. I guess that teams were afraid of the
star power scenario where they thought that his dad might
make a fucking circus in their parking lot or something
to that degree. And uh, and he might. He might
have a bad taste in everybody's mouth by calling himself legendary. Meanwhile,

(01:09:20):
while not making or winning any bowl games in his
college career, I think that Shador Sanders also has a
lot of pluses to his game as well. His ability
to take Jackson State and make them relevant for Colorado
to be also relevant with his with his ability and
his talent that his father definitely helped coach up. I

(01:09:42):
just think that Shador was missing one thing. If you're
Shadoor Sanders and you really want to wow people, transfer
to Alabama and win there, you know, win big at Alabama.
Say hey, I don't need my dad to be the coach.
I'm going to transfer to Alabama. I'm gonna make the
playoffs with the superstar team. By the way, Yeah, you're

(01:10:04):
going up against s You're going up against the SEC
defenses sort of thing. That's that's like one one big
bucket boot right there. For myself, you know, but Ryan, No,
that was a solid joke. That's like that, that's you know,
five rounds, very harmless, very.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
And again I think it's making fun of the Browns
way more.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
And what platform did you put that on?

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Facebook? I put it on I put it on multiple
platforms where I got people mad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I think I saw that. I think I saw you
put that dumb That was actually that was really funny.
I think I put aker a laughy face to that thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah, I don't, but like people get really uh. Some
of my my brother in law is a big Cleveland
Browns fan, and apparently he informed me that, for whatever reason,
Shoudara Sanders has just a very loud and loyal fan
base that any kind of perceived slight against him is
going to get him coming. It's like it's like making
fun of Taylor's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
If your brother is such a such a big Cleveland
Browns fan, he must really love the Ravens then, because man,
did there did their roster look identical to that Cleveland
Browns roster almost exact? I'm I mean just throwing it
out there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Yeah, yeah, sot, best of luck to mister Sanders.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Now, our team, the Dolphins did you see that the
most recent of interviews with two and Tuggle by a LOA.
I don't think so. Now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
I try not to follow her on the off season
because I don't want to get sad before September.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
It's already sad. It's already looking very sad right now.
So they were asking two of They said, what makes
this roster different than last year's roster? And the pause
might have been from multiple brain injuries, but I think
that he was really thinking because he's like, oh fuck,
this is the one question you had to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Blinded by my my blind side, the the only yeah,
the the only nuggets of hope that I have.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
And again, football is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
You know, some teams can just figure it out, Like
I don't see how Tyreek Hill and Jayden Waddell can
be worse. So hopefully you get some improvement from them
as much as a you know, a great player as
he's been Ramsey being gone, like Ramsey clearly lost the step.
He was getting burned. I like getting Fitzpatrick back. Theoretically

(01:12:21):
our pass rush won't all be you know guys who
should be bagging groceries right right, right, right right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Hold on, hold on, Ryan hold on Ryan, when the
fuck are you playing for the Dolphins? Actual?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
By the way, So I mean I don't I'm always
realistic with my sports, but I don't want to be sad.
On July twenty eighth, Kevin like, don't like like, let
me at least hope that like they're gonna get I'm
still debating whether I want to go to Indianapolis for
a week one because they're playing the colt at the Cults.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
That's a win. That's a win, right there, I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Say, I, I I don't know, it's it's I'm not
on the team. As as you guys have pointed out,
I'll never get drafted in the NFL. So what you
say us.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I got, I gotta get out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Sit around. Chador is the fastest QB in the NFL.
One ten fifty five s.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Wow. And you know what the worst part about that
is he owned the car and he wasn't getting a
blowjob from that meth lady. You know that's true, You know, yeah,
those are things.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
You got the meth later rogers don't get the med lady.
You gotta be at least third rider up to get hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Those are things you normally don't see in Cleveland, you know,
speeding and not getting the metal. And by the way,
no prenup for him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
For the med lady. You refuse to sign it if
you want, if you want this gummy blow job, you're
not gonna make me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
That's a gumma gumma. Yeah. The speaking of drug addicts
and talking about their drunk and don't like the hard
back emine of a doug. Do you let that? You
let that? Don't? Alright? And and I just wanted to
mention Hunter Biden there for a hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Ran six minutes before I do my it's your bullshit
show to my bullshit show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Jesus, come on, what do the thing Tony instead of
just yelling out loud for the next six minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
All right, Well, anyways, you can catch his show Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Yes by podcast called the Cafeteria. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
My website's Cripple Threat dot com, so you can see
all my tour dates. I'm starting to add some more
more stuff for the year. Comedy business be slow right
now when people don't know if they're going to have
money or not, but dates are starting to pick up
for the rest of the year and early next year.
Cripple Threat eight is all my social media stuff. Are
you touring with by the way, Just it's me. It's me.

(01:14:58):
I ain't sharing the spotlight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
No, you don't have any you don't have an opener,
you don't have a not anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
That's traveling with me consistently. Now I'm just I'm just
doing my thing. I'm working and then coming home and
getting bullied by a two year old. That's my life
right now. I tell dick jokes and then my sweet
boy uh punches me in the dick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Now, I appreciate you guys. As always. This is the feedback, like,
this is exactly, this is contracted, Like I got three
more appearances to do on this show before you're out
of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
I said, no, preeing up all five all five episodes.
No check out ryany Miller wherever he may be. What's
your next? Your next? The next show? Show this?

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
This, this is live?

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Right? Yeah? I always I always forget, like, how this
so live?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
My next stuff that I have Officially I'm doing some
southern California stuff, but the next stuff you can go
buy tickets to would be August sixteenth. I'm landing one
of the Knights of the Rowanoke Comedy Festival, Roanoke, Virginia,
and then the next night, the seventeenth, I am at
the DC Comedy Loft in Washington, d C. I thinke
it's available.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Now on Mountay at my house in between.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Yeah, not not of my choice, but apparently now I
have to. You call it staying, I call it being
held captive.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Free kidnapping is a total thing. I'll put it. I'll
put a video game in the basement for you. That's all.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
That's all I need that like just a big hunk
of cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
Kevin also has two dates coming up to What do
you got going on? We have right now. The one
I've been promoting on Facebook because this is the last
one that's not sold out right now is East Orange,
New Jersey. Will be in East Orange, New Jersey, live
from the Basement Comedy Seller. Basement Comedy Seller. It's you know,
Sad Boo and the crew. Talented tyke See Harvey is

(01:16:54):
going to be there, John Marcus, Chris Bracas, Sally Sellers
is of course going to be there, and most notable
leave myself and then Saboo I think he wants to
headline this time around, and I'll pop a good thirty
minutes down there. So it's gonna be a five dollars
cover free food from seven to eight and then the
show is going to go until close to eleven o'clock.

(01:17:14):
That sounds dope. It's going to be dope as fuck.
If I do not come out alive, I will not
be surprised. But that's the risk of doing comedy in
oak Uh these East Orange, New Jersey. There was a
West Orange, New Jersey, but they just built a whole
prison around it because why the fuck not, you know,
to save the time. And it's a real real rough
neck of the woods right there. But that's all right.

(01:17:35):
I have a I have like a pass to get like, hey,
don't shoot me sort of thing for Ryan at some
point in time, and hey, if you want, dude, I could.
But you know, if you if you feel better solo,
you know, do yourself. You know, it's just a it's
just a total uh whatever you're comfortable doing. But I
got about Handy. You know, you gotta come out. You
gotta come out real East past man.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
I can't I can't give the handy, So that all Caiflorida.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, man, you gotta you gotta come you gotta do
do the Manhattan thing, you know, like it's that's fucking
you know, You're you're well known in New York City,
so I mean, while you're playing well, you're playing like
smaller towns and stuff and trying to give everybody the
opportunity to book him being the nice guy and everything.
Just go big man, Just fucking just go to New York.
There's an impossibility for you not to get booked because

(01:18:24):
of the America's got talent thing and just to plain
old town on yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
But the only caveat to that though, that like that
I always try to explain to people too, is like
I could do tons of great shows in New York,
I'm gonna make a lot more money by doing Owensboro, Kentucky.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
I understand, you know, you know, like I as much
as I love getting to do like cool venues and
like world famous venues, Yeah, I like having my son
not ship on the floor cause I can afford diapers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
That's kind of where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I get it. You know, you can always just
steal diaper from the store. No one's gonna say nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Yeah, who's gonna tell it? Three finger discount, That's what I've.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
Been I've been stealing diapers for years, even before I
had a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
You didn't even have a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Yeah, you didn't even have one. Just like the thrill.
People look at you like, what's the fox? This guy doing? Marky?
Where can you find us? If you were looking for us? There?

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
You can fight us on every single major streaming platform
including iHeart, Spotify, Spreaker, Deezer Cast, Box, Pocket Cast, you o,
Reel YouTube, Facebo video, Google Video. Uh are we on Amazon?

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Still everywhere? Yeah? Everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Uh soon to be deep debuting on the Roku channel.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Yeah, we're trying. We're getting there. Fancy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
There was something else but I can't remember it, but yeah,
just about everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Yeah, if you'd like to be a sponsor as well,
you know, of course, hit me up. We'll be uh,
we'll be happy to do some sponsorships.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
What we love, what we do, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
We are the pod Guys podcast every Monday ten fifteen
Eastern Standard Time. Big shout out to Ryan the Miller.
Check out, go go go see him. Funny funny dude,
funny funny dude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Thank you very much, Thank you, appreciate you. Guys. Guys.
We'll catch you next week, same bat time, same bat channel.
We out Bye,
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know
Law & Order: Criminal Justice System - Season 1 & Season 2

Law & Order: Criminal Justice System - Season 1 & Season 2

Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.