Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Take five.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Take four point twenty four. May I have your attention?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
May I have your attention?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well, the Real Weird Sisters please stand up. We're gonna
have a problem here.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Take four four Wicked.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hi, and welcome to the Real Weird Sisters.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm Alice and I'm Martha, and today we're here to
talk about minutes one hundred and fifteen to one hundred
and twenty of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Another amazing minutes spent in the Maze.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
One hundred and twenty. That's two hours. That's how long
a movie is, right, So we're over. It's over.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
One would think, uh, we better bring in our special
guests before we get in too far.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Tim, I was gonna say, are you going to introduce him?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I was like, oh, there's a special guest this week. Yeah.
Do you know that, uh, maze also means corn, So
that's good, good one.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Have you ever educated us here today?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Have you ever cooked maze in the microwave?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Tim?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I have? Well, yes, I have. Like, uh, I guess
you take the maze and you get the kernels, like
the frozen maze kernels, but not like maze on the
corn on the cob.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I think I was gonna say, I think our grandparents
used to or our grandma used to microwave corn on
the cob like, and I mean, I think it was decent.
Like I don't think I've cooked corn on the cob
that way, because I don't cook corn on the cob
very often. But I'm pretty sure on the cop can
be microwaved and it doesn't. It's not bad.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well, I think it's hard. Like, I get why you
don't cook corn on the cob because it's hard to
chop it up and burn it in an oven.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You got me? These are good. These are the jokes, folks,
These are the jokes we live.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
For on here.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Sorry, I just I need a minute. That was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh jeezuz, Oh Martha's changing my color on her spreadsheet
about me right now.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
To laugh about that. That was a funny joke.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Don't go for him.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
He's bewitched, witch, Cedric bewitched. That explains a lot actually
about Tim.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It just turns out I've been confunded or he's whole time.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, Jane Cherry's amazing word choice here, He's bewitched. It
works just fine.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I will say that I think we should focus on
as much of these, like corn jokes and Martha cooking
jokes as possible, because is this the worst five minutes
we've ever watched?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It was really dull too well.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I thought last five minutes was bad until I watched
this five minutes.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing. Like every five minutes we watched
is the worst five minutes I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
This was like the least dialogue we've ever had, and
that would be a good thing, But honestly, I kind
of missed the cringe dialogue.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, there wasn't. It was a let's just put it
this way. It was a lot of the maze collapsing
in on.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Itself and a lot of branches, and.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's really hard to see what was happening in the maze.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Five minutes I watched the When I watched it the
first time, I watched it on my computer at work.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Congrats, wait you have a job.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
And I like turned up the brightness on my computer
all the way because I was like, oh, it must
be just my computer's really dim. But then I watched
it on my TV when I got home, and I
was like, well, this is at the normal brightness that
I can barely see anything, so I know.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I watched it all like during the daytime, and I
was like, I probably should have watched.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
This at night so I could see it.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, it was not good.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, well why didn't you watch hey, Ellis, Why didn't
you watch it like one of the eighty other times
you watch each five minutes like at nighttime?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Hey, I did watch it three times.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Whoa, she was busy eating candy or something whatever another
joke you make about her.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
She's also napsalot.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah right, Oh, I wish I wish I'd had a
chance to nap during this five minutes.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Like good five minutes to fall asleep too, that way
you wouldn't miss much.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh, I don't know. It's kind of spooky though.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
At the same time, though, it ended up being like
one of the longer outlines that I wrote, because there
was I was like not sure what to include versus
not because it was like really just running around.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
The worst part about it was the number of times
I think, this is the most times I've looked like
while watching be like, has it been five minutes yet?
Be like four minutes left? Still? I did that so
many times in this five minutes so it was never over.
Do you guys?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
When I watched the five minutes, I said, it to
the time it's supposed to be at to start obviously
on and then I said, a timer.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Have I talked about this before? Well, otherwise I have
no idea about it though. Did you remember that, Tim?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Nope, that was a news story to me.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you either of you guys do that.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I've thought about it a couple of times, but I
never do it in top Like, every time I've thought
about it doing it, I'm like, oh, it's already twenty
seconds in, so I know.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, that's why both of you are always so incorrect
on your timing, because I just pull up the video.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
No, I mean then I watch until the time stamp.
But it like gives me a hint to be done,
because sometimes i'm yeah, sometimes I just watching it and yeah,
I would end up having to look so many times
like where are we?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah that's fair. Yeah, any other microwave stories, Tim, have
you over microwaved Massa on the cob?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean on the cob massa? Massa is like for Tamali? Right,
Oh yeah, yeah, I have microwaved Tamali and you know
what you're supposed to do with the tamali. You get it,
you do it. No, this is how you microwave itmali properly.
You unwrap it from the from the maize skin that

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is wrapped around it right the the the actual plant.
Then you put it. You get a paper towel, You
get it super wet, and then you microwave it that
way and it keeps it moist.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Well, that's what you're supposed to do with like any
tortillas too.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Burritos and stuff too.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, really I've never done that, but.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Then again makes way better.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't need frozen microwave burritos, so you're missing, brother. No,
I have had them. They're not good.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh I thought you mean.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I mean I don't eat them currently, or I wouldn't
choose to eat them.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Well, they probably didn't taste very good because you didn't
do the paper towel method.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
That probably is it's always like super hard on one
side and cold in the middle.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
No, you have to put the paper towel, the moist
paper towel around it, and then you have to flip
it halfway through.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I make microwaved like corn on the cop kernels in
the bowl. You put water in it.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And then like the microwaved corn on the cop.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Kernels, corn on the cob kernels, frozen corn.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Like frozen maize kernels.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, okay, everybody knows what the concept of frozen corn is.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Well, no, they freeze corn on the cobs too, like
you can get a little like.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, but if you said I microwave frozen corn, I
think people would not assume that you're talking about I'm
microwave frozen.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
And then you also don't have to say that it
was kernels that had been.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Removed from the cob, because that's sort of sorry, did
you take did you take the frozen corn cobs and
then decolonel them?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
What?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Am I a mad person? No? Witch? Yeah? If I did,
it was because I was bewitched and I had I
had white stuff all in my pupils like I was
an old dog.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
What a great way of describing that white stuff all
in my pupils.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Well that's what his eyes look like. They were all cloudy,
cloudy eyes like an old dog.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's I would not have compared
him to an old dog.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
But what would you have compared it to? Go ahead
and right now, he's bewitched.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
This might be the five minutes that Harry says the
other champions names the most in Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
He's finally feeling cool enough to address them by names.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Flour twice, and he says Cedric about five times.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
He doesn't say I think he doesn't say crumb.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Uh No.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
I think Daniel Radcliffe has one of his worst line
deliveries ever in these five minutes.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh yeah, and it's gonna be hard to decide which one.
Honestly zero energy, Like is it? Is it his response
to Cedric?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah for a moment so that.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Actually, the first time I watched that line, I didn't
even catch it.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
It was not good. And it's actually like kind of
a funny line, like yeah, goes to the script writers
on that one.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I think it it could be funny, but I feel
like it was meant to be like.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Really dark and like, wow, yeah, was delivered really funny.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It was really funny.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I just mean like it's like a good line. Yeah,
it's really delivered.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Well, it was also really dark because Martha had the
brightness of her TV turned down all the way.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
They had it turned up all the way. Yeah, so
any other microwave stories or should we play the bumper?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'm thinking the bumper is gonna play. And then we're
gonna have to bring in Grace because we also didn't
talk about what a take five is. Oh true, So
first Emily with the microwave.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Can you play both at the same time? That would
might be cool.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Nope, but okay, this time it's out of order. It's
Emily first, and then we're gonna have to talk about
what it takes five is.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Mic minutes.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Let's give a guest a proper reading Insake five the
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Speaker 2 (11:13):
Okay, thank you, Emily, thank you, Grace fantastic.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Okay, well, I guess before we get too much further,
we have so much to talk about in this five
minute said, I would love it if we could have
our brief summary so that we.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Could it's gonna be hard to do our deep dive.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's okay, brief.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I love that you're like acting. Oh, it's gonna be
really hard to keep it brief. And then let's just
see what happens.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Well, you would think I'm gonna you think I'm actually
gonna try to keep it brief. Tim after I said.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
That, let's just see what happens.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Man, Oh, Tim is so funny. Okay, So Flour gets
uh bewitched. She gets pulled into the maze uh, and
Harry finds her body and shoots off had spocks.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And then.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
We see the maze from a bird's eye view. Uh.
Then Harry sees the cup and uh. Crumb tries to
attack Cedric, which then Cedric does a great stunning spell
aka expelly armis uh and then the the wand is
still in Crumb's hand, but he gets knocked out from it.

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That's how that spell works. And Harry tells Cedric to
leave Crumb alone because he's bewitched. Then the two of
them kind of tussle around. Then Cedric gets caught in
the roots and Harry takes a very long time deciding
whether to save him. They decide to take the the

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cup together. Then they get transported to the graveyard and
Harry has been there before.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's a port key.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
The cup was a port Keyedric is really excited to
make that realization, and then worm Tail emerges.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, yep, it was.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
It was a thrilling five minutes. I do want to say,
you didn't mention the fact that we saw Crumb shine
his light in Harry's face very dramatically.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
We do see. I mean, it's sort of an important
moment because it does so that Crumb is not trying
to attack Harry bewitched. Well, it's important because it shows
that he leaves Harry alone even though he's been bewitched.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Between the lines more than I did on that one,
because I was like, what was the point of that.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
You also can see his old dog eyes really well
when he shines the light.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
So yeah, Sunrise, is that what you said? FOG's a
Missus pickle reference for anybody who didn't get a good one.
So Alice got it.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's why he did.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's why I said the Yeah, okay, So I want
to point out a few of my favorite moments.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
One was when Harry sent up the red sparks. I
feel like they really made a meal out of that. Well,
except the thing is, those red sparks were so meager,
Like I was like, tiny, how.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Are they going to find her? From that? It was
like they were at.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
The same time, they were super tiny. But then they shot.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
He shot them up into the air like higher than
the highest fireworks you've ever.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Seen, And that was kind of the like he who
of this fire?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Well, okay, sure wasn't.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
The music like swelled majorly in that moment.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It was like, oh my gosh, intense, Harry just shot
five sparks into the air.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Sisters, he does shout a spell? Is this a spell
from the book?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like that was made out curriculum?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Is the spell? I've never seen that spell in my life.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, that was a made up spell and it apparently
if you google it, it means danger a risk in Latin,
so that's where they came up with that.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
To be fair, I don't think that there is a
spell for sending up red spots.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, they never.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
I always was weirded out by the red sparks thing
in the book because it was like it seemed like
it was something that everybody just knew how to do
without any sort of right.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, I honestly think that it is supposed to be
something that you don't need a spell for that you
just it's like you kind of just like wave your
wand and it'll shoot out sparks, right. But yeah, they
wanted to add.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
A really cool sculum.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's like I said, it was so sparse, like how
are they going to find her based on that?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
And I also don't think that it traces Harry to
one spot because it went way up in the sky
for the entire maze.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
And then the crazy wind just like blows, which I
assumed like if we know in the book there are
like teachers on the outside like patrolling, right Like that, Yeah, makes.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
More sense, But like when you see it from the
perspective that we saw in them movie, it didn't like
trace to one location at all.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, and how are they gonna find Flur Like she
is buried in the hedge.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Now, yeah, exactly, coming back.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Sparks and then they don't know like the.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Flours in the up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
But by the way, when we see that wide shot
of the sparks and we can see the maze. We
also see in the background there's like a building.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
The Hedge mazes or like corn.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
No, there was definitely corn.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's what I was very meant, which you met.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, the maze on the cob, but the we see
the Hedge Maze, and then in the background on the
hill is like this weird building and there's like almost
like a tower and it doesn't look like it did
not look like hogs Meat at all. So I'm like,
where is this is? Is there? Like, is that the
astronomy tower like I would thought. I thought all the

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castle was connected together, so.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
I couldn't honestly really see it because it was so dark,
but so I thought it was Hogwarts. But now that
I'm thinking about it, I think you're right that that
didn't look like Hogwarts.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
It's not shaped it like Hogwarts at all. It's like
a weird cone almost, And like I was like, okay,
is this Like I was like, is that the Shrieking
Shack or yeah? I don't know. I don't even think so.
It feels like it's too far away, like I think
the lake is in between the Hedge Maze and this building.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I would say that this like set design on this
movie is extremely inconsistent at best. Like I guess the
only thing I could think of that it could be,
and it just doesn't. This makes sense, but it doesn't
make sense based on how the movie's been. But maybe
like the Bobatten Bobatones carriage or the the Derm Strength ship.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's not the ship because the ship would be in
the water. This is on a This is on like
a thing, and it almost looks like it could be
like a hogsmead because I feel like there's other little buildings,
but I'm like, what was this giant building that would
be in the hogs meat? So it doesn't doesn't make
any sense. But I do want to go all the
way back to the start because my classics product, my

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classic Alice, happened really early on. And of course that's
a flour laying on the ground, eyes rolling in the
back of her head. I pictured this is Alice right
before U nap it starts, and I feel like, I
feel like you would enjoy a hedge grabbing you and

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enveloping you into sleep. Alice.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I don't know where the idea comes from that I
enjoy sleep more than Martha does, though, is the thing?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Uh where it comes from? We've You've taken way more
naps before we've recorded than Martha. I do know Martha
is a big time sleeper, but Martha's like goes to
bed at six pm.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, that's true. I am more of a napper. But
I think I don't disagree with your take.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
I just went once you start talking about being enveloped
by the maze, that sounds more like something Martha would like.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah. I was gonna say that doesn't seem like an
Alice thing.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
That seems like a meth thing because Martha. Have you
heard Martha talk about her weighted blanket?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Oh? God, have I ever? Yeah, we should have heard
a whole week without knowing about Bartha's sleeping habits.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I did not talk about it that often.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
It is one of your greatest passions.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I also had, That's true. I also had Alice as
the Flour, or sorry, the classic Alice as Flour, But
it was the scream because Alice used to like to
scream a lot when she was in like the middle
of high school.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Well there, I think we've talked about this on the
show before too, But it wasn't. There was a reason
that I did that, and it was for an orchestra
song that we played.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
But you you were really good at it.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yes, I was very good at it.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I don't as good as the dog bark, it's.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
A better Uh.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
It's actually here that I have No.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I literally don't think I should scream at full volume
because I think it could it caused somebody.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
To call the police.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I think it could too, actually, so.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
I don't ever do it at full volume anymore. I
used to in high school.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Would it tease like a party trick or something?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
But yeah, and I don't think it's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
What about Well, I bet there was a moment in
these five minutes that made you scream though.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Uh. The song House I forgot to ask you this.
In Halloween season this year was the song but Something
the Eaters.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
It was the Curse of the Rosin Eating Zombies.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
From outer Space. They played it at the orchestra at
my school played it this year.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, it's like a highly popular middle school orchestra song.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, I mean it was like, you know, the Halloween.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
It starts and it's like it does this like really
like kind of creepy sounding like.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Oh I think I know, Yeah, yeah, I screams, wait,
and then the guy goes I was working in my
lab late one night and my creature gave me a
serious fight no audience, monster, and he did a dance.
To my surprise, he did the mash. He wait, what

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was the name of the song?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
He did the curs eating zombies zombies mash? Okay, funny, funny, Yeah,
but I had I had my classic aalysis floors screen.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Okay, well, I will say that my shut up Tim
is coming up here because after the whole Red Sparks
scene and then the may actually before we get to
the Tim moment that I have, because I actually.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Have a TIM moment that's before what you're like, My
TIM is also in this section.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Oh okay, so that's yours.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I have never pointed my wand in somebody's face. Okay,
that's not what it was.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It was the way Harry says Flour's name flir.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Horror, horror.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, that is a TIM moment.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
You're right, got me. I can't can't disagree. I can
hear myself say that way.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, I will say one of the other things.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
I just kind of took issue with Like, Okay, I
get that we're not going to see all the creatures
in the maze this time, but we're not going to
see any creatures, right, but like creatures, Yeah, I guess
you're gonna make a creature joke.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Got it funny?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
There's creature. Yeah. Do you like to eat mais?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
He probably does. He probably eats the cobs.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
So okay, I get that that we're not going to
get to see all of that because we're trying to
save some time. That's fine, But why the way that
they decided to make the Maize the Hedge Maze exciting
by just having it like closing on them constantly.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's like this, you'll find no dragon and some creatures
of the deep. Instead, you'll find you'll face something even
more challenging.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
The fact that she's like like hallways close behind you,
you people changing the maze changes. I feel like it
made the maze way easier because it just like shut
down all the paths and then all of a sudden,
all there was left was the one.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Path you're seeing Moody's work, I mean, crowd juniors work.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
This was the easy Yeah, I mean literally Harry spent
like what three minutes in the maze and then he
saw like, hey, there's a glowing thing?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Are you Alice? Do you not how that not know
how the passage of time works?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
And yeah, do I need to explain to you how
the passage of time works in a movie?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
I think we see this is all in real time.
I don't think there is a mono how times jumped.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
When Harry shot the red sparks into the air, I
think some time went by there.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I do feel like all the times that we saw
their real view of the maze could be seen as
a passage of time, but maybe not.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I was sure boring though, and the maze just constantly
closing up.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I was like, okay, this is getting.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Old, right, just like the maze grabs you once you
fall over to But that's that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
But my thing that I was going to say for
my shut up tim was as Crumb then comes around
the corner to try and I thought he was trying.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I guess he was trying to attack Cedric. It was
kind of hard to tell who he was trying to attack.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
It would make sense that it was Cedric when Cedric
disarms him. This was something that popped out at me
via subtitle watch. It said, Crumb shouts indistinctly.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah, that's a pretty good shut up Tim as well.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
It was my shut up Tim, and it happened a
couple times, so then I was like, yeah, even more
so because he is constantly shouting indistinctly on here.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh yeah, that got him real quiet.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Nothing to say to that one.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
On huh dang out? Okay, good one look.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
In the mirror was not a pretty one.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
It never is. Uh yeah, okay, cool reducto Harry uses
to get make the branches go away and.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Not what reduct is supposed to do. But I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You know this?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah yeah, I'm pretty sure that is what's supposed to Okay, yeah,
got me.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
It says it's it's a spell that can be useful
in situations like freeing someone from change.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Does yeah, oh look at me, spell queen.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah what we call you the smelling queen coming through.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Meme queen spell queen.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Mean lord meme Lord, spell queen. That's gonna be my
knew Twitter bio.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
The uh the wind blows like that's the wind.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, it's actually changes in the maze thing wind blows
and that is not accurate. The subtitles say wind howls
multiple times.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
At first, before we got to the graveyard scene where
start doing dog howls at the same time. No, that
was just tim okay, I said, before we get to
the graveyard where there actually is a bird.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Spoiler alert, Oh yeah, I saw the bird.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I was I was trying to think. I didn't know
there was going to be a bird, you know, the
first time I watched it through, so I was like,
are we going to have to have the pieces of
the leaves.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Of the head. I had the same thought. I was like,
I guess it could be the red spot. I know
me too.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
I wrote down red sparks leaves, and then I was like, oh,
thank goodness, there's an an actual bird.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, there is a part before uh, you know, they
see the goblet floating or whatever it's doing, glowing, and
then Harry and Cedric run together.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's not the goblet, that's the cup.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh it's not the Goblet of Fire. It's the dumb
try wizard. Gup, what the dumb name of a dumb movie?
And the dumb book's terrible?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Stand why they didn't just make the cup be the goblet?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yes, that would make so much sense. It's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Instead to have both, like they just don't have it
be a cup at all, Like have it be like
something else.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Cauldron of fire, you know, like a spell cauldron that
would make don't have or.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Don't have the try wizards.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, like just have one thing though, like we don't need.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
To have both.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Hopefully the TV show they correct this, right, sisters, I
hope they address this in the TV show.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
So let's can we just jump to the vine.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I've been trying to talk about this one part forever.
Let me tell you again. This is the part that
I assumed Alice screamed at, and it's Harry and Cedric
are running through the maze and then the like branches
like lift Robert Pattinson's like.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
The subtitles actually say sure they ripped it.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, yeah, you get to see a little bit of
that hot bod, which I'm sure at the time, Alice
you're excited about.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I have I just to clarify this one more time.
I have never been into Robert Pattinson.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I thought that there was a whole fish. You know,
she was in a Daniel Radcliffe tip. That's right, She's
in there.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
She's in the acting, right, Like, that's what really does it?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah? No, but remember she was really excited in that
interview before the movie that said that we were going
to see Daniel Radcliffe's body or whatever. It was not.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Really excited by that. I was like, but it wasn't intriguing,
Like oh wow, Yeah, Alice made a meal out of
that with the press.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
And Alice is like, I am known for screaming, so
get ready she is.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
She was famous in her middle school orchestra for it.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I mean I scared the pants off the people in
the audience.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah she did.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
WHOA Like you were hoping to do that to Daniel Radcliffe?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, but instead Cedric shirt just ripped off rips. But
then you think about back when I worked at the
movie theater in high school, we had you.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Worked at a movie theater in high school?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh my gosh, I feel like you should mention that
almost every episode. That would be great.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Well, it's a good It's called avoiding the charity burbage effect.
So when I brought that up, everyone was like, oh,
I remember that, She's talked about that before.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
So anyway, one.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Time charity burbage effect.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
One time to the show you would if I'm not. Okay,
let me tell my story Tim.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
So one time our manager got really mad because this
guy like snuck into the theater and our manager was
like getting kind of confrontational with him.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
And he grabbed him by the back of his shirt.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
It was like a T shirt, and his T shirt
just ripped off, split down the middle, and whipped off
and pulled off of him in like one swift motion.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
My gosh, oh.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
The weirdest thing that you've I've ever seen, Like just bizarre.
I was like running, yes, wait.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Was it was his body hot.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Or was like I didn't really catch a look.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Sorry, it was more just the shock of the moment.
So I when I thought, I immediately thought of that
when I saw Cedric's shirt ripping.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Or okay, well, in addition to the shirt rips on
the subtitles, I also noticed that it said both panting
heavily on the subtitles as well.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I thought that that was going to be Tim's like
Alice and Martha moment to make fun of us for
being out of shape or something.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Oh yeah, that would have been, but shoot, panting and grunting.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Something the most.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
That could have been, you Timy so Tim the delivery,
the delivery of the delivery on Daniel Radcliffe's line of
for a moment I thought it or whatever reason, for
a moment I did too was bad.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
But also the delivery on some game also was very bad,
and that wasn't good. Cedric. Cedric's was fine. Are Pat's hot?
So of course it was fine? He says some game,
and then had Harry some game.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
I think you want to talk about our Pat's worst
line in these five minutes?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Can I guess?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Yeah? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Was it? It's a port Keay Harry the podcast, he.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Was like so overly excited, like, oh you're creepy Graveyard,
Like something is off and wrong and here you are
getting excited.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
About I mean, I think he was kind of like, oh,
another challenge.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
But I think but that's not why he was like
in the book at all.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I think he was just really smug because he knew
something other people don't know. Who does that sound like
possibly be a moment? No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Am I usually smug about knowing thinks people don't know?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
It would be that was the thing.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
You're definitely smug when you know the movie and Alice doesn't.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yes, I wouldn't say I'm not smug.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
A good one, Tim, have you got her.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
After that? Come back? You're right, I can't say anything
to contradict it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
My Martha moment comes right after it's a port key
and then Harry starts telling Cedric about his dream. I
knew that in the dream. It's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
God, Harry had to say, I've been here before. Yeah,
I've been here before in a dream.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Yeah, I missed time at the moment, though we skipped
over it. Mine was when and this one isn't really
quite as funny, but I just felt it was very Martha.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It was when.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Cedric tried to be a martyr and have Harry take
the cup without him. Yeah, Martha likes to kind of
be like fall on her sword. For me, if it
was like the two of us and then I and
then not that I'm supposed to pick the classic alice,
but I felt like it was typical that like then
I would be like, no, we'll.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Do it together, not like no, you take it.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Really I feel like, I mean, the two of us
are going to go feed our parents. Does that mean
that the two of us together are going to go
take care of our parents' cat after this.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I mean, that's kinda that would have been the more
likely option than me doing it on my own.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, but back to the graveyard.
I also was gonna say, we can't, we can't. We
would be remiss if we did not mention the jack
from Lost of the Week.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
What was that. We have to go back it.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yeah, we have to get back to the get back
to the cup. It's like a foot away right now.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
I mean yes, Cedric is literally like his face is
nearly touching it as he's like, it's a porky. Uh,
what's your parents cat's name? I know the listeners want
to know.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Lilah.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh third real weird sister of the moment.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Of the moment, Wheezy was the o G.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, I just remembered, Yeah, bring it up, you brought
it up.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
All right, it's all.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Remember I used to have like a rivalry with the cat. Yeah,
that was weird.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And then she died to him, and now you have
a rivalry with a new cat.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
No, I don't care about that other one. Missed the
old one. That's I've never even seen the other one.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
On you, brother.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
All right, She's amazing.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
We love her all right, Well, okay, we got to
see Wormtail briefly. Anyone else want to say anything else
before we wrap up these five minutes.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Tom Briddle lived from nineteen oh five to nineteen forty three.
That means he died in the middle of World War Two. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
I was thinking about the dates to and I'm like,
is that what it says in the book? I couldn't remember,
so it's something seemed weird about that. But yeah, that
seems really early, Like I thought he died. I thought, like,
wasn't Voldemort at school? Like, well, I guess he was
there fifty years.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
The Grindelwald Battle was forty five, I think.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, Okay, when I look at the wiki it still
is to it says the same years.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
But this is his dad's grave, right, Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah dad was But no, you have no Tom Middle
junior grave. You have to remember that Tom Middle Junior
killed Tom Middle Senior when he was like seventeen. So
that's where I was like a little bit weirded out
by the timeline.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
But I guess it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
I think, uh, I have to say, what a weird
gravestone to choose, Like, you know, we need the freaking
grim reaper to be on this headstone.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
And also it's weird because like it's these Muggles picked
this out too.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Right, it's not it's not a wizarding graveyard.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Looks like it looks like a wizarding graveyard. I know.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
I think they went a little overboard with that to
keep it like stylistically the same as the rest of
the movie. And it's like it actually shouldn't be because
we're actually in a muggle graveyard, right exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Didn't people like didn't like the Muggles think he was
like an inbred hic person or something, right, like.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well, he was like a rich person.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Oh that's his mother. I'm thinking of the person who
had the ring.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah it's moropian morphine and.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Marvelow gone, yeah thank you. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Their family, their family was kind of seen as like
these weird, like inbred, like poor family on the outskirts
of town. But Tom Riddle Senior was like wealthy.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Okay, yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
All right, well I think that wraps up our conversation
about the five minutes. We may as well take our
ad break and then come back to talk about all
of our segments, Okay, Tim, So I'm sure it was
difficult to narrow it down to just the top five
things in this five minutes.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
But what do we have for the High Five this week?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Well, you're gonna play the theme song.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
First, right, Oh, you're right. First, we got our theme
song from Justin. Please take it away, Justin.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Then we'll hear our five things from Tim.

Speaker 7 (38:15):
The High Five's Tim's place to praise this magnum opus
will pitching down voices and using rec focus the things
we just talked about. But now in a list, manxplaining
things that you might have missed.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
It always hurts when Justin accuses me of mansplaining, But
I guess I guess it's true. I am a man
explaining things right now.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
So and you relish it too, So it all fits.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And now on a list, of course. And these are
the five best moments of these terrible, terrible five minutes
of Harry Potter and the Galblet of Fire. According to me,
shut up, Tim, the Aishi third sister who outlived cat
alright number five. We saw him first, plit second shout

(39:06):
out to worm tail, Timothy sprawl, We like you. I
said it wrong. I knew I was saying it wrong
as I said it was, yeah, sprawl all over the place, right.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
It's kind of a like man spreading. You do some
man splaining you probably also.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Yeah, I am. I have my like whole crotch on
display right now in the podcast room.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I do a lot of man spreading too, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Well, that is your prerogative.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, Alice is a screamer too, all right. Number four, Uh,
shout out to the riddle headstone headstone riddle, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
You're right, falling apart. I didn't really notice that, but okay, okay,
I shout out to the brittle hudstone.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I love how Okay. I will be listening back, and
I'm sure I said.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
It reminded me of Peanuts, but I.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Meant I meant to say the riddle headstone, you know,
like the Grim Reaper. Yeah, it's a cool headstone, but
like for a movie, like, it's not practical.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Like are you specified for a movie?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Just to be clear, I don't want this for myself.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
No one played this for Tim's wife so that she
doesn't want to hear that out for his headstone someday.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
No, here's my stance. They can do whatever they want.
I don't care, like I don't need a headstone. But
if they want a headstone, yeah, exactly, I'm here. It's
it does not affect me. Flush my ashes down the toilet.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
It's really nice of you.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, exactly. Whatever they need, it's not about me.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Oh and what about what Martha and I need?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, you, guys, if your family.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Wants a head stone for you, maybe I still want
to flush you down the toilet.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You can, you can probably do that. That'd be fine. Okay,
all right, but I think the I think the fun
of your joke is you think you're outliving me.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
But okay, I mean we're significantly younger than you, so
hopefully we will outlive you.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I'm just talking about you, Alice. I think Martha can
outlive me for sure.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I'm significantly younger than you.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
So yeah. Number three, Hey, we got to see the
port key effect. That was cool. I mean, not as
spinning around, ye, but I thought like a camera flipped
upside down.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
You and r Pat's hot both thought it was really cool.
It's a port key, Harry.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Robert Pattinson's not. I'm so happy for Cedric that he
got to be that excited.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Well, Harry, it's a portky.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I know, next five minutes we'll see him die.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Right, So yeah, I number it happens pretty fast here.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Like he barely like interacts and right like, but he
did get.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
To have that moment where he realized it was in
that moment he knew he could die happy.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
I think my favorite moment might be coming up in
the next five minutes where we get to see that
baby get dunked into the cauldron. That was That's pretty good,
all right? Uh. Number two our Pats shirt, his shirt
got ripped. We got to see some of that hot bot, right, Alice,
so exciting. So you're oh, I forgot You're depressed because

(42:34):
you were hoping it was Daniel Radcliffe exactly. Yes, and
number one are Pat's hot. There you go. Lots of
our pads the most art Pats We've had.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Not a lot else to choose from.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Ooh, those vines those were cool.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
I mean literally the red.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Sparks, those were cool. I loved seeing Crumb's dog's eyes.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah. I literally almost.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Love seeing fog rise. I love I've been here before
five times.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I agree. I almost canceled this segment because I was like,
there's nothing good in these five minutes so how.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Very wrong you were? Brother?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I'm sure. I'm sure there's a lot of questions about
these five minutes, though. Let's just say that hopefully Cora questions.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You say, yeah, well what we do We are supposed
to get to the mic Nowell, that just happened, So
you're welcome Heaven.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Forbids, we don't do.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
That happened for bids, Okay. The miking, well, that just happened.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I don't know, I kind of felt like that Red
Sparks moment was kind of a that was kind of
a bust. Yeah, like the he it was like they
tried to make it this huge moment and it just
really was very like, Okay, I feel like it would
have been cooler to seem like actually try to rescue

(44:02):
floor then or something. But yeah, or the maze collapsing
in on itself, I mean that was.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Quite Yeah, honestly, just like the maze. The way the
maze was handled was quietly bad, exactly so boring.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
I'm like, this is by far the most boring action
sequence we've had, like in the series this far.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I think I think what's interesting too, is like we'll
see this scene kind of mirrored in order of the Phoenix,
right where they abbreviate the Department of Mysteries right to
just be like, hey, the whole Department of Mysteries is
just room full of orbs. Orbs are collapsing on yeah

(44:41):
all the Yeah, the orbs are collapsing like a Hedge
maze was collapsing.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Like this just builds the excitement so much.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I think, yeah, the maze was something where we've criticized
the maze as far as like the practicality of watching
the task and like how that wouldn't make a very
good task for the audience, but it also does not
like a good task for a movie, Like it was
a lot more interesting to read the maze than it
is to have to watch it on the screen.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I think we can just all say I think the
three of us can finally admit that we are biased
and upset because we just missed the blast ended screwts right,
Like we need want to see full size screwed. Yeah
for sure, whoa wait.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Full size groot? Is that what you just said screwed? Okay?
I was like I was like Alice listening Guardians with
the galaxy reference from Alice, Like.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Martha zoned out for a moment there and then.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Well I was reading. I was choosing which corps answers
to read, Sorry but none none.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Hagrid's full size grow too. Luckily we didn't have to
see that.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I want to see that at all.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
That is the last thing I want.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
To see, just to be ready.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
For the scream.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
I'll be happy if I don't see anyone's full sense.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
We have to give the real weirdy are we giving
the real weird out of Cedric our pets?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Hot? I guess, yeah, no way, it should be crumb
like look at his eyes.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
You're not going to give it to whoever you ask
us to give it to, So it's going to be.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Then please give it to our pets.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
We're getting because of his how excited he was to
find out it was.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, he was weirdo about that big.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Grin on his face, about that poor Cedric. All right, Cora.
Question When I say Cora, you say Cora, I mean question,
question Cora.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Co Martha was in her lab late one night looking
up questions to her the light and question middle I.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Didn't we get it how much she was a freak
kind of disturbing. How well you know the lyrics to
that song, Tim yells indiscriminately. Out of all of your
out of all the all the things you can't remember,
somehow you have the lyrics for the Monster Mash members.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
The Monster Mash is extremely easy.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Hey, it's extremely annoying.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Is it's extremely annoying, and it's it's also June right now,
like this isn't the time for the Monster Mash.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Okay, you no one you wanted to hear about the
screaming zombie thing either.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Else nobody wants to hear about was Hagward's full size grout?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Well, it sounded like you did.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Let us know, listeners, any of you, if you are
familiar with the Rossen eating zombies.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
We actually have already talked about this on the show,
and somebody did say yes, and somebody said that they
have played it and are familiar with it.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I remember what do you remember? Stuff?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
It was on It was on the Facebook. It was
one of our like a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
It must have been.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
No, it was it was what it I'm pretty sure
it was with the take five.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Okay, here's I have learned my lesson from last week,
and I am not going to read the really long
answer that I got that's what I was reading. By
the way, I was choosing which answers to read, I
had already picked the question, but I've chosen all these
short answers instead to read.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's a lie. She was googling Haggard's full sized grip.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Question is The question is, wouldn't it have been easier
to just turn something like Harry's pillow into a port
key and the goblet of fire? Why did they have
to bring him through the whole Triwizard tournament? So ever
thought about that, I hadn't. Okay, all right, So first
of all, I'm going to read the two answers which

(48:49):
were hidden by Quora.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Before you do. I have a I have a question
that relates would it been easier just to shoot Harry
in the face with a gun?

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh? Yes, hey, that's well said. Okay, but I have
two answers that need improvement to read. They're very short,
and I think part of the reason is that neither
of these people have qualifications that fit with Harry Potter
at all. So first one is from Ali has no
qualifications listed, and he has a pretty mic drop answer.

(49:20):
Though I will say, well, why.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Are we taking answers from people who aren't listing their qualifications.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Well, I just think this answer is worth it because
I don't know why it was hidden. It's just so good,
he says, because they wanted to make the whole story,
have it read by millions and earn millions. You are right,
it was this simple and espionage. Okay, all right, Judy,

(49:45):
who's a performer in stage crew at Light Opera Group
of the word I don't know how to say from
nineteen eighty one to present, so performer and stage crew,
Judy says, not currently being in Gryffindor House, Moody slash
Bardy Crouch Junior could not have accessed Harry's pillow. Oh boy,

(50:07):
I don't think that's true. I think Moody could have
accessed Harry's pillow if he wanted.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I mean he could have just polyjuice posted himself into
like what Neville was sure.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
If Hermione can do Achio Horcrux books, then Moody could
have done the same with Harry's pillow.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Okay, Hey, the word that you can't pronounce, Martha, would
you like to spell it for me and have me No.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I don't think that's going to help, okay. Eli also
did not list qualifications, but had a pretty good answer.
There were certain needs which had to be met. One
he needed to know that the next person to touch
the item would in fact be Harry, not a random
house self cleaning gryffindor tower which I like the concept.
He needed a good idea of when Harry would take it.

(50:56):
He didn't want it to wait in the graveyard too long.
It needed to be a when he could expect death
eaters to show up, not when McNair had to be
at work for the Ministry. I don't think McNair had
to be at work for the like, I don't think
that that was anything.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
McNair could skip a shift right right.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
He's the executioner, is that right?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Full time job.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
He's just like he's just chopping pumpkins, Like why and
he's not doing work? How often?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
How often does McNair have to work?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
He's just like constantly execution I think he's like an
executioner on retainer with the Ministry from Magic.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You don't even know. He's probably just constantly killing nifflers,
like all day long.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
He's just like, why would he be killing Niffler's.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
It's the only magical creature I could think.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
But it's really weird because it says it's possible. I
don't know. The books don't specify only the headmaster can
set up a port key on Hawkwarts grounds. But I mean,
I guess like that's why he couldn't have done the
pillow of Okay, uh, Hannah, her quations are autistic, teenager
and obsessed with Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Okay, boom?

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Tim? Did you see that or did you hear those?

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Do you want me to say that?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I don't know. I just wanted to make sure you
heard I did.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I did hear to make sure so we're.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Not gonna make fun of her too.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Much weight with that description.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
It's a cover. If Harry just disappeared in the middle
of the night, everybody would be looking for him. Going
through the tournament meant that nobody would question it. It worked,
didn't it? Okay, and let's just do one more. I'm
so sorry. I'm sure you guys really wanted to hear.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I was gonna say, since when did Cora question of
the week? Turn of the week?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
This was I.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Learned my no, no, no, I learned my lesson by the
long one, So I'm gonna read twelve of short ones.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
I said, I learned my lesson about reading the long one,
so I'm gonna read all the short ones instead. That
is what I said. Okay, all right, all right, go ahead.
Lewis has been reading novels since I was four years old.
Since you were four years older, since Lewis was four
you Lewis. Lewis's qualification says reading novels since I was

(53:07):
four years old.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Okay, Wow, he's like a wonder kind Yeah, you are
not understanding Bolty's strategy.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
He wanted to use Harry's blood to make himself a
body that he wanted to kill Harry in front of
his minions to show how powerful he is, and finally
to send Harry's body back in front of the crowd.
This way, no one would know Voldie was back, and
no one could understand what or who killed Harry. They
might they might have pinned it on Crumb. It is

(53:38):
possible that a portacy doesn't work at Hogwarts unless the
head lifts a protective enchantment. Oh okay, so two people
thought bad about that.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, it also doesn't make a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah. I'm not gonna say any others, but I am
gonna say. Claire Jordan, the editor of the Harry Potter Lexicon.
She is all over, She is always there, and she
had something to say about the unauthorized port key idea.
What did she say? Ye, Tim, she asked, So, I

(54:09):
guess I gotta share it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Well, you can't just drop a hint like that.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Although although I believe.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
That you couldn't scream and you didn't scream.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
For it, I believe the answer is that unauthorized port
keys are banned and can be detected by the ministry
and or the school's wards. The cup was an authorized
port key intended to jump the winner to the lawn
in front of the judges, and Barty subverted it and
introduced another destination first, but it still went to the
judges when Harry touched it the second time.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
M Oh, I've learned so much. Thank you, Claire.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
She she does a service to the world with her
editing and her acquorrying.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
My favorite answer, though, is still that Boody wasn't in
Gryffin or so he couldn't have gone into he's a teacher.
You could go with the gryffindor tower.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Oh no, no, oh no, he can't only.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
But gonna go and doubled passwords.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Sir mcduggan wouldn't have let him pass.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Cut dugg in, excuse me, mcduggan, that's McNair. You're the
kick of.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
McNair's busy working at.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
The ministry killing Nifflers.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
That was the only magical creature you could think of.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Jim, Yeah, I wanted him to kill a cute one,
but also like why Niffler seemed pretty annoying too, So.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
They're not they're cute?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Well, I mean, if he's like killing bog Arts all day,
that makes sense. But if he's he's a he's the
mystery of magic execution. You can laugh at it until
he explodes.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Oh exactly.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Okay, well this has been real fun, but.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
I think the only great segment.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
The only thing we have left to do is our
movie at Trivia. Give me five, So Gibson, please take
us away with your theme song.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Movie Trivy with the officially through sister Tim Hadwig.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
What's the Queen? And then she died? Let's time a
moment of silence.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Oh man, all right, Epsen, I wish you would take
me away from this podcast away. I have to say,
I think the core question of the week is like
intentionally trying to like get me off my game for
the movie triviaffed out the strategy. Have you figured I

(56:41):
think I figured it out, all right? But what movie
give me give me five? Or movie A trivia is
where I asked the sisters five?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Oh, sorry you said give me five? Sorry? I thought
you meant you needed five minutes.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Mm hmmm, okay, yeah, I'll take five minutes.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
All right, let's go ahead, and let's let's do the
five questions please.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Yeah, if I have questions about these five minutes and
nothing else.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Tim, I will say. We got a lot of feedback
on the chat gpt us. People hated it.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Oh I hated it too, so instant, classic bad bit.
We'll never do it again. And I realized, like I
should have made it rhyme. I should have made it
make all the questions rhyming, right, like you should have.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Had it be about the five minutes.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Oh, how exciting there.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
They never are about the five but whatever the original
part of yeah, that's part of the bit, okay, all right.
The questions are either written by me or the real weirdos,
and one of the five are written by the realist weirdo,
or he's one of the top five real weirdos the

(57:54):
rest of you know who you are. That's a franchise.
Bit okay, uh okay number one. This five minutes features
a mazy whirl with wan swishing. But this twenty fourteen

(58:14):
thriller features a crazy girl who's gone missing, starring Ben
Affleck and Rosmond Pike.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Okay, Alice, Okay, wait, sorry, say it one more time?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Oh yeah, Alan, No, let her answer first. She's not
gonna get it question. This five minutes features a mazy
whirl and wan swishing. But this twenty fourteen thriller features
a crazy girl who's gone missing, starring Ben Affleck and
Rosmond Pike.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Oh, gone girl?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Is that your final answer? Full title?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Isn't it? It's Rosmond?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, Rosamond?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Okay, okay whatever, that's the problem you have?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
No, she thought it was rosal And yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I just didn't. I didn't know that was her name.
I forgot.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Yeah anyway, okay, good job sisters, gone girl, Yes, great job,
excellent for one.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Oh I thank you, justin, thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Justin, good job you justin good question.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yes, we missed Justin last week, and of course he
put the answer in the question as always, And of.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Course I don't think I really don't think that he
would have gotten the question to us in time with
the timing of when you asked, and you were trying
to be mad at me for asking I I asked
last week. I said, I'll do Tim's job for him.
We're recording again next week. The five minutes will be
in the May slash the beginning of the graveyard. And
then Tim yesterday, like less about twenty four hours ago,

(59:43):
said I need questions hard ones. Martha stealing my question
request valor. I wasn't stealing it. I was getting in
there so that she was helping you out time. Yes, yeah,
well because last time Justin said like, hey, and I
have more advanced notice next time, and so I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Mean it's fair to Justin because he has a huge
time difference from yes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Well yeah, well, okay, Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I know you don't like talking about time differences, but
they are real.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Hey, Justin and and all the rest of the real
real weirdos. Hey, guess what we're gonna record the next episode.
I don't know in the future, you're on notice, right,
the questions now helpful. The next five minutes will be
the baby getting dunked into a bathtub and becoming.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Voltemore said, need more trivia recording today. Okay, okay, too late, justin,
but get one for me next time. Sorry, I wasn't
awake at four thirty am. That's why I quote unquote
stole your question, Valor, like I yeah, I was making

(01:00:52):
sure we got a question from him like you wanted, Martha.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Alice knows about you stealing valors.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Need more trivia recording today, that's what they sound like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Huh, it is exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Little. That's you doing me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Oh why don't I do you doing me? Doing you? No?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Thank you? Okay. Number two written by yours truly great.
Harry ran through a maze, but maybe he should have
walked backwards in amaze, like the character Danny Torrance in
the climax of this nineteen eighty horror film starring Jack Nicholson.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Oh, I was, oh, yeah, Martha right now?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Is like I thought that was earlier. But yeah, I guess,
I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I mean, I'm pretty sure Torrance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Yeah, there is definitely a maze in that, so it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Would mean Danny Torrance is the kid, I think, and
Jackie Yeah, yeah, the shining.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
That is correct. Sister's good job two for two, nailing it,
nailing it. Yeah. You could hear Martha be like oh,
and she's like it's a part key.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
I just I was like, at first, I had no idea,
and then I heard Torrents and I was like, oh, yeah,
I do remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Actually have you seen that?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I actually have?

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Unfortunately, yeah, unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Well, I don't like scary movies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
It's not even that scary.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
It's not that scary, but it's definitely got some creepy moments.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
And oh it's got super creepy moments like the dopest
carpet you've ever seen though in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Right, not not scary, let's put it that way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yeah, there's some like the part when the lady comes
out of the bathtub.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Yeah, like the little girls, and quite a few jump
scares in it too.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Yeah. The little boy is really creepy to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Me with his he's having this seizures pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Yeah, when he's on his tricycle or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
No, that part's cool. The tricycles off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
And then obviously, like the act stuff is pretty creepy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Too hey. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Okay, well on to the next one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Tim number two, You and McGregor played adult Danny Torrens
and visited the same maze in this twenty nineteen sequel
to The Shining. Also would have been a great nickname
for Alice.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Doctor Sleep. Oh, I know the books.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
So is that your final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Do I sound smug enough about it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:24):
No, that's the name of the book, So I'm assuming
that that's the name of the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Is that your final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
That is correct, Doctor Sleep. Good job. Have you read
Doctor Sleep?

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
No, I just knew that that was the sequel to
The Shining. That is also it came out like not
that long ago. Like it's pretty modern compared to The Shining. Absolutely,
And it's like Danny as an adult, right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, he's he's dealing. He has the Shining, he meets
another person who's the Shining, and then there's a bunch
of vampire people who are trying to eat all the
people with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
To talk to like supernatural.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
He's so no, so what you know? Like in the
first one where there's the old guy who can talk
to Danny Scatman Crothers plays him. In the movie, he's
like the old guy who like can he's like the
chef at the hotel, and he's like, hey, you got
the shining? Uh, and they like talk to each other
through their heads. Do you remember this from the movie,

(01:04:23):
So he's basically he's basically the old person. Then there's
a young girl that has the shining also, and then
like these vampires are trying to eat people with the shining.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
So I haven't really read that much, Stephen King, but
I don't like when it goes I think stuff is
way scarier when it doesn't involve like supernatural stuffed so well,
whenever it goes into like telekinesis and stuff, I'm like,
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Well. Stephen King famously hates the movie The Shining because
Stanley Kubrick cut out a lot of that stuff exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
So I'm like, I think that the movie stuff is
it's actually scarier to me than the book.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
In The Shining. In the Shining book, there wasn't a
hedge maze. It was actually hedge animals. They were like
hedges shaped like animals that come to life and then
chase them. Yeah, topiaries that chase them around. So uh yeah,
Stephen King, I've read a bunch of his books. I
think he's great. Great on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I think that was the depressing Internet discussion of the week.
I think a right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Okay, all right? Was that three out of three so far?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
It's crazy, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Here's deceive me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
All right, here's the real test. Okay. Number four. David
Bowie played Jarreth, the goblin king whose castle is in
the middle, in the center of a maze, in this
nineteen eighty six live action fantasy film Smell Bad Labyrinth. Yeah,
is that your final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Yeah, I've never seen it, but I'm assuming what it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
Is same I wrote this one. I was like, there's
zero chance. I haven't asked this question before, but I
think you have movie. Oh really? You two are usually
terrible at like puppet movies, so I'm shocked that you
got this one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
It gets referenced all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
It's yeah, it's pretty like one of those ones where
people are like, oh, you haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
You have to see that. So then I like, know
enough about it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Do you know it's a musical. There's songs? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Well, I mean I didn't it's like Bowie songs, right,
do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Well? Yeah, David Bowie is in it, so he sings
some songs. There's also you know, it's also Jim Henson Muppet,
so they sing songs too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Okay, I like get educated about every movie that weight.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
But Jennifer Connolly young Jennifer character.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Answered the question correctly, so I thought that our prize
should be avoiding as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I just was gonna say, do you know what the
most famous song in the Labyrinth is?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Space Oddity?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
This was the only I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Okay, here it is. I was in the middle of
them late one night when I had a terrible fight.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
I'm yelling indistinctly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
Yeah, okay, four for four sisters. I have a feeling
you're gonna get this one too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
So number five, I'm just saying that to try to jink.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
So, okay, I wrote this different than I've written any
other one before. So here you go. Number five two
thousand and six, Giama del Toro put your hands over
your eyes the last answer, plus the Spanish word for bread.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Why did you write it like that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
The last dancer plus the Spanish word for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
The last one. Two thousand and six, Garama del Toro
put your hands over your eyes the last answer plus
the Spanish word for bread.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I heard answer as well, labyrinth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Oh, the last answer like meaning like last question.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Hmmm. This would be like one of the brittles, the
Sphinx that was supposed to be in the maze would
give you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Oh you're just good. Yeah, way to tie it to this?
In it that way?

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Trying to I don't remember how to say bread and Spanish.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Unfortunately, I bet it's very similar to German.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
It is not.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
I'm sure bread.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
It's probably like Massa or something.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Germo del Toro, Yeah, he directed a two thousand and
six movie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Six is the right era for me. So that's the
sad thing because I feel like I have no clue
what is it about? We don't get any.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Of that right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Yeah? Okay about the Spanish Revolution, the Spanish Revolution from
a perspective of a child.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I don't know. I really don't know. And you said
last answer plus Spanish word for bread.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Yeah, I thought it was super easy. You do know
that may means corn, right, yes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Mm hmm. Read the question again?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
What again? Okay? Two thousand and six, Giramo del Toro,
put your hands over your eyes. The last answer plus
the Spanish word for bread.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
To put your hands over your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
That clue is like probably the most famous image from
the from the trailer or once you know the name,
it is Pans Labyrinth.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Oh pans Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Yeah, way to google.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I was ordered though, because you said you said around,
I was like, labyrinth of what? And I was me too?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Was that was the tricky part. That was the tricky part.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Was the cheap thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Once you said hands over your eyes image, I was like,
what's that movie called pan Pans Labyrinth? I didn't know
that was giermor del Turo. I thought that was whoever
directed Clockwork Orange. Is that Kubrick?

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Yeah, that's Kubrick, who directed The Shining.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
I thought that that was Kubrick.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
I didn't realize Pans Labyrinth came out in two thousand
and six.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I know. I also thought it was like a nineties movie.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Yeah, that must have been like before I started work
at the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Yeah, hey, Pans Labyrinth.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
It was sorry, it was in December, so that's I
was in Germany, So that's why I didn't catch that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Whatever, how do you say bread in German?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
You nailed it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Oh wow, See I would have got it. I would
have got this answer five or five. Good job, sisters,
But seriously, how do you say bread in German?

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Okay, I'm not gonna tell you you can have Google.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
I will never I will. I promise you, I will
never think about it again or ask why. I don't
care exactly. I promise me too. I don't care anymore.
All right, Well that was it, so think yeah, Well,
thank you real weird Justin and uh hey, all you

(01:11:43):
real weirdos. You're unnoticed. We're gonna record soon, sometime before
the sun implodes. So please get in your questions now,
because I feel like this is two weeks in a row.
They got five for five. I'm getting bad at this,
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah. I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Either that or we're just getting really good. Movie knowledge
is expanding.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Yeah, all right, that's the last.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Movie I've watched, Dallas. What's the last movie question?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Hmmm, do you remember Martha?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Yeah, Martha, my biographer. Please tell me what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
I probably probably wicked, right, I think I might have
watched a movie since what what's the horror movie you watch?
Of the Lambs?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
I did watch Silence of the Lambs. Yeah, I think
that was the most.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Recent Oh did you like how it put the lotion
on the skin.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
We're pretty sure we had this exact same conversation, like
three months ago.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
We did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
It's been three months. Did you watch the movie you
were watching it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
I think I watched that in January.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
I was gonna say, I think it was about six
months ago.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Oh, my gosh, pretty sure it was January. It was
definitely in the new But movies are.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Good, Alice, movies are good. It's like movies are fun. Yeah,
Like there are two episodes of Desperate Housewives. You could
watch one movie.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I want to watch one movie. When I could watch
two episodes of Desperate Housewives, I would say.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
See them already. Well, forty five minutes plus forty five
that's ninety minute movie. That movies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
Unfortunately, these are at least one hundred and twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Movie is like one hundred eighty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
This movie is horrible. Let's never watch it again.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Until next time. Yeah, alright, to Okay, what you're doing
the franchise?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Yeah, share whatever you want to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Oh, well, my pals the franchise are back. And what
am I doing? I started sort of a new podcast
with Logan Adare who.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Is in that will last a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Oh, we're doing our second episode this week, so it's
called first time and Logan and I watch a movie
for the first time. In the old rules are he
has to own the the Blu Ray. So our first
episode we watched The Lost Weekend, a nineteen forty five

(01:14:12):
Best Picture winning film about alcoholism.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
He just happened to own that one on Blu Ray.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Yeah, yeah, he did own he logan, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Sound like a movie that would be on Blu Ray
to begin.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Right, Ogan Ogan Logan, Logan owns like ninety Blu rays
He's never seen, so he's just buying classic films. I
think is like his thing because he likes buying movies
or physical media. So this week we'll be watching Cruising,

(01:14:48):
the al Pacino movie from the eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I think, do you both have to have not seen it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
No, just him, but so far two episodes in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
His first he like you to run out pretty quickly
if it's movies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
You and they have to be just about everything he
went through. I talked to him the other day and
he went through the movies that he owns and we have.
He has like thirty five movies. I have never seen
that he owns so and if we do thirty five episodes,
it'll be amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
That will be amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Got the corn right now or the Hedge Maze.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Amaze on the cop of course. Yeah. And then uh,
I was on the movie Ladder like three times. I
think I said that last time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
And Phantom Menace. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
What was the third one? Memory Queen Ratatui?

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Nope, well you mentioned Ratatue last week. I did every
every movie you've ever talked about on the movie Ladder.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yeah. I think I've been on the movie Ladder five
or six times. Of the Clones Nope, I don't know,
but it was Ponio. I understand. What was the last
movie you saw?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Martha Secret Life of Walter Mitty?

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
What really did you like that one?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Yeah? I've seen it before.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Oh do you like that movie? Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
To rewatchay might be worth a rewatch, tim.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
I watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
I think the movie it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
She watched it with her class, just to be clear.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, oh it's you watch it with your class. Yeah, okay,
that's fine. I get it. I get why you would
show that to a class.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah, I like the part when they see the snow Leopard.
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
One of my students said that movie had really cool photography.
I was like, give me the cinematography. Yeah, for twenty thirteen,
I thought it was really good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Oh my gosh, for twenty thirteen, I sure have a
way of.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Making you feel old.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Yes, they do.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
For twenty thirteen, that's pretty decent. Yeah, like cinematography is
any good now, like compared to twenty thirteen. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
That's kids for you. All right, well, thank you, Tim.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Make sure listeners that you are following us on all
of our website and social media and everything, so Facebook,
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Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
At reard Sisters. Yeah yeah, but if they follow me
on social media, please don't say anything mean, Okay, I don't.
You don't have to comment on anything I post, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
At Real Weird Sister's pod on Instagram, and our website,
of course is Real Weird Sisters dot Com.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
I think everybody should just have fun going to Real
Weird Alice on Twitter as well, because I just saw
an amazing tweet of Alice is from Like you really
don't have to scroll down that far, but there's a
there's an amazing tweet about a car that's parked in
front of her neighbor's house, a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
With a shocker. I feel like I feel like that
that tweet alone could generate tons of content for this show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Specific shame that her Twitter is private, I think is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Soon. Is Paul's Twitter private? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
I think so. Does Paul even have Twitter anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Well? I would if it still exists, I would. I would.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Paul's Twitter is still public?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Oh great, Well check out Paul's Twitter years time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
He was so fun meeting at Frail Mary in person.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Oh cool, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
It was.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
I would suggest finding a real word Paul's Twitter and
scrolling back in the pictures to see him trying some
ice cream. That's like one of my favorite posts of
all time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
If that's still there or not, it's got to be.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
There's no way he did delete. If it is deleted,
just message me and I'll send you it. I have
it saved on my phone. It's my locks it's my
locks cream.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Okay, all right, well, thank you everybody for listening.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
We would also love it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
By the way, if you would try to pledge to
support us on Patreon if you haven't already, that's your
way to get access to Tim's amazing posts in the
discord so patreon dot com slash Real Weird Sisters.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
If you haven't already, we're recording in six seconds, please
send in your uh the questions.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Yeah, and then, of course, if you haven't already, please
make sure you've subscribed to our show and given us
a lovely five star.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Review in your podcatcher, and we love to read those.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
We will again hopefully read one someday, so we will
be back next week. We'll be picking up with the
one page at a time, right, Martha, I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
Think so book three, page four thirty one, which is
what we said last time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah, book three, page four thirty one.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
So if you like to read that ahead of time,
there's your official notice. So we will be resuming that
next Monday, and until then, we're the real Weird Sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Were the Weird Sisters, were the real Weird Sisters? All
you are the Weird Sisters are fine. The other of
the victors, well, the real Weird Sisters. Please stand up,
please stand up, Please stand up,

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