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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fixed it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh dude, Tall, Well, it's been global outage that has
affected a lot of the major platforms on the Internet.
As we've talked about it briefly occasionally all morning long,
large parts of the Web have been down. Thousands of people.
You know, X we talked about cloud Flare is the
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problem child, and I believe that's in Dallas as a
matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Thanks a lot of cloud Flare.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But now it looks like they fixed it. One of
the people besides PayPal, Chat, GPT, you know, the kind
of stuff, one of the impacted sites. For some reason
the Scottish Parliament. Isn't that odd that they do? All
the British parliaments rely on cloud Flare. Why did the
Scots go with them? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think it's cheaper than using the Amazon Web server,
but I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, it looks like they have, you know, been made
aware of the problem, addressed the problem, repaired and fixed
the problem, and now everybody's good again.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Mike Johnson is giving a speech right now before the
Epstein vote to tell you that the dangers of the
discharge position, if not amended, include victim privacy, innocent persons
risking disclosure of non credible allegations see SAM fails to
adequately protect against the release of child sexual abuse materials.
Future investigations could be affected by the release of these documents,
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and the declassification requires the release of information that could
reveal confidential methods and sources. And now I think Mike
Johnson's a pedophile. Well, all right, Dan, Mike Johnson's standing
in front of a poster right now telling you why
you shouldn't learn about rich, powerful people sexually exploiting teenage
girls over a decade ago. Mike, I think you're, as
the kids call it, sus. I think that's kind of sus.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's us. Maybe it's possible that he is trying to
avoid major lawsuits from private citizens who don't want to
be named, and that just because they're in a file
list doesn't necessarily mean that they did the bad thing, right.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That's true. I mean, you can be accused of something
and you didn't do anything wrong. I think everybody in
the room either has personally been affected by that or
has a friend who has.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And then you hang out with people that you might
might not agree with everything they do and the way
they act and behave in their personal private life.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, but to your point, all my friends really are
criminals and degenerates.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well yeah, but does that make you a criminal and degenerate?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, according to Rico laws, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
In the meantime, Trump has sent ICE to Charlotte, and
I'm told Carolina Panthers fans are just happy to see
guys in uniforms finally achieve something.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's kind of a change of pace for them. Yeah,
it's a big deal if you're in Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
The folks in Charlotte, of course, you know, like everywhere,
these are mostly paid protesters. Now I don't know if
it's a couple of hundred bucks a day or whatever,
but since they don't really have a job and nothing
else to do, a lot of them went out.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Into the woods. Yeah that was the job, right.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
And that they got money for that. You know, these
rich billionaires and type, they they have funds available. They
can just whip up an anti ICE or Antifa crowd
or just a we hate whatever.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They stood. They stood in the woods, blowing whistles and
screaming at ICE agents to try to protect some illegal immigrant.
And I was really amazed by this. Early this morning,
ABC News did a report and how Trump's sending federal
agents to Charlotte. And for the record, it's not just
ice agents, but they are cracking down on illegal immigration
right And the way ABC News reported it, and I'm
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paraphrasing it was something like this. They said, I can't
understand why Trump is suddenly so concerned about Charlotte. It's
not like Charlotte's recently been in the news for anything. Oh,
it happened. We have two different countries simultaneously existing side
by side in the same geographic location. We watched two
different news cycles, were subjected to two completely unique set
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of information. How do they not know what happened in Charlotte?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You must be talking about that white girl. Yeah, the
white girl that was killed by a black man on
a public transportation system.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And for the record, he wasn't an illegal immigrant. He
was a previously released over and over again criminal.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was a bad dude. They knew he was a
bad dude. They turned him loose anyway, hoping he would
do some bad dude stuff, and he did. He killed it.
Little blond lady.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
How did you not know that people are mad about Charlotte?
Like ABC News, your whole job is to report the news.
You didn't know about this thing that half the country's
pissed off about.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
If they didn't report it back then, why would they
bring it up now, because that would be admitting that
they left it out on purpose.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Also, I want to apologize today to fans of Amelia Earhart.
They got to be having a tough morning. We just well,
I don't know if it's an apology so much as
we you just you understand their pain. Sure, I get it,
because for a long time some people wondered if kind
of like Helen Keller, was Amelia Earhart fake? She's not fake.
She was a real woman. But now the US National
Archives has published a batch of newly declassified government records
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on the American aviator who mysteriously vanished over the Pacific
in nineteen thirty seven and confirmed kind of what we
all thought to be true.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We needed to know this now almost ninety years later. Right,
what do we know now? Women are not good at
operating a motor vehicle? Well, okay, so now if you
have that argument with your wife, you could just fall
back on the facts. The truth. Now, the recently released
news that chicks are not good at at driving or
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steering or doing that kind of stuff with with transportation.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And we do not take any pride in delivering this
information view. But the documents include a nineteen thirty seven
radio log from Itasca, US coast Guard cutter that was
deployed to support Earhart's flight around the world. Itasca was
the last ship to have radio contact with Earhart and went.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
On a boat with binoculars and he was looking around.
He's like, where the else you go? We're can't keep
up with these women.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
According to the report, in their last conversation via radio,
she reached out and she asked the question if she
could stop and use the bathroom. She said she wanted
to touch up her makeup. We're making too good a time.
We're not stopping.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, Well that was what they told her, right, and
she's heard that a dozen times.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
She was very upset about that. She and they told
her to calm down, and that did not work. And
then next thing, you know, they couldn't find her. Right, So,
you know, say what you know, tough, tough world out there.
And there he's an ex serviceman who claims he saw
Earhart's grave in nineteen sixty A former Army sergeant Thomas
Divine told a newspaper that while serving in Saipan, a
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native on the island showed him an unmarked grave of
two white people who came from the sky. Divine said
he believed it to be the graveheart, the grave of
Earhart and Noonan.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
The prison was Biden's uncle.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, he got Yeah, he got eaten by the cannibals out.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
She probably did too, and they just built grave there
to make them think that they didn't need them.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
In a separate newspaper article, carried the bones, don't eat
the bones. Probably yeah. In a separate newspaper article dated
November eighteenth, nineteen seventy, Wait a second, November eighteenth.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, wait a second, that's today, a.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Researcher claimed that a former Pan American Airways employee had
records indicating that Amelia air Arts survived the crash and
sent a distress call that was received by the airline.
Many of the thousands of documents published online Friday have
been released previously by the National Archives are made available
to researchers, and aviation experts consider it unlikely that the
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latest material will shed any new light on Earhart's disappearance
or prove the point where women are really bad at
operating motor vehicles.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
You know what they'll do, They'll get that Titanic dude
to make a movie about it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That way, we would care. You mean Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah,
that guy. I never watched that movie. I was just
figured I know how it ends. So what's the point?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know exactly? Yeah, you shouldn't waste your time on
something silly like that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
And what's the guy's name?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Do you have synthesizers to play with?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
James Cameron him? I don't. What do we need him for?
After Terminator two? What was the point? Yeah, everyone knows
James Cameron peaked with Terminator two. About Avatar? You never
watched it?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, And we rely on you to keep in touch
with your finger on the pulse of what's going on
out in the public in the world. Are what are
people enjoying? What are they up to? Well, Avatar, you
can't identify with most of them because you haven't seen
the same pop culture references that they've seen.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Look, I know how Titanic ends. I don't need to
watch it. Also, the people in Avatar weren't even real
It'd be like watching a movie about Helen Keller, what
would be the point. It's it's all fake. This is
the Walton and Johnson show.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I know we're brother of Jam liked it.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't think it's a black guy, mister Alan, but
I know one that came. No, this is a Polish guy.
He's very white. That's like the whitest thing you could
be next to Scandinavian.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh go, that's very white.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I know. I gotta think as far as U And
you know, it's sometimes you need a white Polish guy
to play bass because a black guy is not available.
You know, I'd prefer a black guy myself, but they're
busy with the good bands, right, Yeah, they're not doing that.
I prefer and I prefer a real Christmas tree, but
I live alone in the city and it doesn't really
make sense for me to have a real Christmas tree.
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I'm not going to water rate or anything. Well, of course,
it turns out I'm not alone, and New Steady shows
a majority of Christmas trees are now fake. And since
your job is going to be replaced pretty soon by
AI and your Christmas tree is getting replaced by a
fake Christmas tree, it's perfect time for this.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Hi and your artificial artificial intelligence Christmas tree. Yes, I'm
aware that's redundant, but then again, so is Uncle Gary's
fifth cookie. FYI, I don't smell like fresh pine because
I'm ninety percent plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Deal with it.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
At least I don't send my needles. And one more thing,
if your cat climbs me again, I'm filing a formal
complaint with Gravity. Now let's have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Dude. Okay, nobody sends me more junk mail than Bell
Cassidy's office. And somehow, even though I keep moving the
emails they send me to that subfolder where junk emails go,
it keeps finding its way back to my general primary
email beIN. Really, how is Bell Cassidy's office doing that?
What kind of deal do they have with Google?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'm not sure it's just him pretty much. Any of
those things you get where you say it's a you
don't want to delete it, and it's like report this
as junk. When you delete, it's like, yeah, I'm gonna
push that, but I'm going to report that as junk.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I always do.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It does nothing.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It does nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
It does not You got that unsubscribed, but some email
you didn't want at the bottom. At the last thing
says unsubscribe right here, and you hit that does nothing.
It's like a matter of fact, it probably sends your
name to a bunch of other lists.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's really disappointing, Like sitting around all day for Candice
selling live broadcast of her podcast so you can hear
the big reveal she's got on the Charlie Kirk shooting
only discovered. It's not anything. I thought she already did
her big reveal a couple of days ago. About once
a week, Candace Owens will say, tune in this afternoon
in my broadcast, this is going to change everything. And
then you tune in and it's never anything. It doesn't
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change anything. Nothing's changed since the original.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh well, Candass Owens has another bombshell oddity about the
assassination of Charlie Kirk. New one today. Uh, this one
is newer than the new ones she had two days ago.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And then they'll say, jeviny evidence, Candace shall go, I
am the evidence. Yeah, jimy witnesses. I'm the witness. It
came to me in a dream. I saw it in
a dream.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You would not do well in court. No, No, they
don't put up with that foolishness in court In the meantime,
Could there have been another shooter? Candis owens explosive claim
that there was a second shooter was proposed on her
latest podcast. You do wonder because you look at these
guys like that one shot at Trump and this guy
that allegedly killed Charlie. They don't look like they'd be
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good with guns. It looks like the first time they
may have ever touched a gun. But you know, you
can be wrong. Some of those guys they got nothing
else to do all day because they're not interested in chicks.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Here's an indisputabul fact. Charlie Kirk's assassination left a lot
of unanswered questions. And so because there's a lot of
unanswered questions, people who are kind of predatory in the
information age will sweep in and say I have the
answers to those questions. And then very stupid people will
listen and go, yes, this is it, this is the
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big reveal, and then nothing ever happens. But they have
their ego on, you know, invested in this. Now they're like, well,
I told all my coworkers I was going to have
information after I watch this podcast, I'll have to go
along with the lie. Now now I'm invested in it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
People will use you immediately if you show the slightest
bit of vulnerability, and some of that vulnerability is being
open to the crack pot crazy ideas that just any
on the internet we'll throw out there and you go, oh, well,
I better check into that. Well, now they've got you.
They found out that you're, you know, curious. Let's say, have.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You seen the video yet of citizens pulling in Atlanta
cop from a burning cruiser and his service weapon catches
fire and starts cooking off rounds.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And police car. I ain't seen that, thankfully.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Keishawn Robinson, his brother Ryan Beck, and two others jumped
in to help, like we just went off our.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Heart, Like went off our heart.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
How we was raised, you know, we wouldn't want see
nobody's self in that type of situation, So we just
hopped out the spron.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It was like something out of a movie. Guys, his
cruiser burst into flames. These two brothers jump in, Ryan
and Kashan.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Pulling him out of the car and to safety. That's
Robinson in the white T shirt and red hat.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But he was just like just trying to so as
they're rescuing him his service revolver, his gun catches fire,
feel and danger, and the bullets started spluading.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
It wasn't in his holster was a car started going off.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
They're forced to move, Soffie, you hear about stuff like this,
but I've never actually witnessed it.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I guess what the moving him around and stuff. The
gun came out and was still in the.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Car when the fire was happening. WHOA, yeah, that's bad man.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
One of the citizen heroes.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
This woman who was still unknown, gets on Soffie's police radio.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We have an officer now, Officer saf I, hello on
North Avenue. Yeah, hurry up. He's been in a range.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
His leg is broken, she tells dispatch Officer down. Soon
Meddix and other officers were on the scene. In Officer Saffie.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's a really cool story because these guys are heroes.
I love that. Good for them stepping in and helping
the officer, And kind of incredible to witness that video
where the gun starts poffing off rounds crazy. You haven't
never seen anything like that before. But anyway, it's possible.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Gunfight with a New York City cop apparently took place.
A police officer shot face during the confrontation with a
suspect in Brooklyn on Monday. The officer, shar Jeel Yeah
Chargeel Wars, was wounded in the face during exchange, Police
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said unfolded as officers responded to a homicide that occurred
earlier in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, that's going to happen in the meantime. In Canada,
a mansion in British Columbia was targeted by bribe by
shooters for the second time over a week ago, and
according to the reported, man working on the outside of
the house was struck in the face by one of
the bullets. According to a Sikh journalist, I don't know
why they said he was sick. This poor guy has
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been waiting eight whole days for the Canadian healthcare system
to remove the bullet from his face. They still have
not done it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I think at some point probably wouldn't wait eight days.
I'd just go in and get it out myself.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah. There's a news story today about a transactivist in Belgium. Brussels, Belgium,
violently attacked by a group of Islamists and the social
media influencer I don't speak whatever language they speak in Belgium,
nobody knows. The influencer shocked, saying, I've always supported Palestine.
I don't understand why these Muslims would attack me a
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fully grown man wearing women's clothing.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh, didn't occur to him, Like so many people who
seem to be you know on that side that the
minute they take over, you're out.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The Massachusetts Governor maur Healy has appointed Giselle Bird, a
man pretending to be a woman, to the Massachusetts Commission
on the Status of Women, which advises on policies to
help improve opportunities for women. You cannot make this up.
It's a guy. It doesn't even look like a girl.
It looks like the ugliest guy you've ever seen, wearing
a green dress and a wig. And weirdly, this is
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a job that was supposed to go to women. And
they have decided once again that a man dressed like
a woman is more important than a woman.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And you see what society is doing now. Now society
makes you miss the days when to try any actually
look like ladies.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Wait what damn? John? Miss that quick? John?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Don't forget boys and girls too?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure? Eat it every day? Hey again, you've reached the
end of the Walton and Johnson podcast. Good for you.
That means you listened all the way to the end.
Does it mean we're going away now, never to be
heard again. No, no, no, there will be a new
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
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Speaker 2 (17:37):
Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
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