Don’t Trust the Government Kids - TUE 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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called fouvar.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You know what that stands for, the guinea f u
b arm.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I know it it stand Sorry I put the song
on my man show me to say it on the air.
I sure do, I feel like I should have.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It means stuff is messed up?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, sure does.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Anyway, Hi everybody, greetings kids.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh yeah, hey, hi, you want to talk about something
messed up that teenage girl on that cruise ship. Remember
that eighteen year old girl we talked about last week,
And her daddy was first one to pipe up and say,
you know, I just want some answers. I just want
to know what happened to My eighteen year old daughter
was on a cruise with the family and she died,
And we want to know what happened because there was,

(00:43):
you know, like no signs of foul play, you know,
just they didn't give us a lot of information.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So starting to trickle out now, it seems like a
reasonable question to ask. We took a cruise and my
daughter ended up dead, and they shoved her her corpse
under the bed in the hotel room like we wouldn't
find it there.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's the breaking news. Her body was found by the maid,
wrapped in a blanket and stuffed under a bed, eighteen
years old, dead in her cabin.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's a weird place to hide a dead body. She
have her own cabin. Yeah, it sounds that way.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
There were a six day cruise with the family on
Carnival Horizon. I don't think it's any stinc on Carnival, hopefully,
but you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I've been on a Carnival cruise before. I will tell
you it's not the classiest choice.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But did you die?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, so many stuffed under a bed to your point, now,
I think she stuffed herself under the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Right, That seems like a very unlikely place to end
up at when you're dying. It's not it's a boy
underneath the bed in a cruise ship doesn't strike me
as a place where there's a lot of space.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Wrapped in a blanket shoved under the bed and then
life jackets shoved in under the bed like to hide her.
No one I'll ever find this, No unless she went overboard.
If your eighteen year old daughters she's somewhere on a boat,
that seems like.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look, I'm not trying to teach people how to murder
on a cruise ship, but throwing the body overboard seems
like a requirement, right.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
She told family members at dinner the night before that
she was not feeling well went back to her room.
There was no sign of her the next morning when
her family got together for breakfast. Ah, boy, that's a
you know, of course, I'm not putting stink on the
old man. I'm just saying Dad was one of the
first ones to pipe up and go, hey, what happened here?

(02:33):
Will you know? And it's just standard ops, it's police procedure. Well,
in your family and the family gets killed, it's you
got to look at family member first. Yeah, if your
wife gets killed, it was probably the husband, the daughter,
probably the parents, one of them are both.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
What Billy had is saying, isn't untrue.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Usually when I thank you for that support.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
So usually when a murder happens, it's somebody that knew
the victim, right, It's almost never a random act of violence.
But on the other hand, if somebody were to discover
that the daughter was missing, wouldn't the first person pretty
much always be the dad? I mean, you're a dad.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Let me ask you this. You woke up the next morning,
your daughter didn't come down for breakfast. You go knock
on her cabin door. She didn't answer. She's not there.
What do you do? You start searching the ship? Right,
it's a big ship. It holds almost four thousand passengers.
Seems like the most likely, excell Where would you start
searching under the bed her own cabin?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Her?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Did they? Her family searched the ship. They didn't look
under her own cabin bed where there's maybe they didn't
have a key to the room and life, well the
maid did, sure, but maybe the maid wasn't there.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's all maids one a founder. Huh.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, but not necessarily that at the very moment that
she was missing pretty short. So you think the dad
went on a cruise ship and murdered his own daughter
in a place where there was a lead.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't think that. I don't know what the hell happened.
Neither does dad, according to what are you saying? But
I know the cops think that.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I think look Ockham's razor here. I feel like a
teenage girl ends up getting murdered on a cruise ship,
doesn't it seem more than likely it was some guy
that she met.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Probably when she said she wasn't feeling good at dinner.
Maybe that was her excuse to slip away and go
get with this guy whoever was.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So she said she wasn't feeling good at dinner, There's
another possible explanation. Maybe she took some drugs, like a
pill or something.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And then she rolled herself in a blanket and then
she slid herself under the bed and then pull the
life jackets in behind her.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Maybe she went back to the guy that gave her
the drug and was like, I don't feel good, and
he was like, uh, oh, I gave you something that's
going to kill you. One thing I will One thing
I have noticed from taking a cruise to other countries
or just traveling not on a cruise, is, especially in Mexico,
they're really eager to sell you the unregulated pharmaceuticals. Do
you ever see the pharmacies? They call them, but it's

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just some table outside surrounded by a tent, and they're
selling Vicoin and Viagra.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You got a problem with it?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I mean, I'm skeptical of it, really, and I think
most people.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's so much less money. You gotta do it anyway, right.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, but you're buying it from some guy named Julio
who's not licensed to do anything. And where did he
even get this stuff?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
We've got a racist alert now, can he says, Mexicans
or drug dealers and trying to kill your daughters.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I was trying to more steer towards the pat pack
that you don't know anything about him other than his
first name. You don't know his last name.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
He doesn't have an ID, he doesn't have any It's
not like he has a government regulated issued pharmaceutical license.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You could go look him up. I think there is
a likely explanation here because when people go this happens
once every year or two, there'll be a rash of
people that were on cruise ships or went to resorts,
especially the all you can drink resorts, where they're getting
real cheap liquor and they're telling you it's Crown Royale,
or it's Jack Daniels, or it's smearing off, but it's not.

(05:54):
It's something they got from the Cartel's real cheap. What
is it actually moonshine and rubbing alcohol, and we've been
serving it to you and it's been sitting in this
dirty vat in the back of the resort for two months,
where it probably is filled with all kinds of chemicals
and bacteria.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, and it.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Turns out that drinking even a small amount of it
is totally toxic and will kill people almost instantly.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
If you don't die, though, you'll be stronger for it.
This this girl Anna. We don't know how, why, who,
None of that stuff. We just do. We know that
the military has lost a young girl. She was a
gymnast and a cheerleader. She was set to graduate in
May and had already finished her test to join the military.

(06:38):
Now she won't be doing that. Which branch She didn't
say a lot of questions, not a lot of details
in here yet, but they're still looking into FBI's.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
On It would be ironic if it was the Coast Guard.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That would be weird, wouldn't it, you know, because she
died on a boat, on a boat and the crews
Navy would be sort of ironic, I guess.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And we're not going for irony. We're just pointing out
that it would be, that's all we're saying.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Questioning the email one of the first things I thought of.
And I don't know, different families are different. Why does
an eighteen year old, a grown woman basically go on
a six day cruise with her parents.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, no, I mean I think I went on a
cruise with my at around that age. My mom and
my sister and my dad and my sister's fiance wanted
to go on a cruise, and I was eighteen and
I had nothing else to do, So that's probably part
of it, right, it's a free vacation, you know.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
It seems like a bad time if she's in her
last year of school, she hadn't graduated yet taken a
week off. I don't remember. Did we have a week
long holiday from school just recently that timed out for her.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're telling me if you were eighteen and you had
the opportunity to miss a week of school so you
could hang out on a boat and drink whatever was
at the bottom of the random glasses sitting around, you
wouldn't have done it.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
So you're thinking of it as the eighteen year old.
I'm looking at it as a parent who doesn't want
their kid to miss the you know, a week of
school and her last year.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Of course, that's probably the least important time to be
at school, right, because you're already taken all your tasks
and applied for college or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
You're gonna be a great dad. Oh yeah, yeah, honey, No, No,
school's not important. Well I haven't come on.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I mean I happen to know that school is where
we go to get indoctrinated.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
So yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
I mean you're thinking school in the twentieth century.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
I'm thinking school for me.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm talking about school in the twenty first century. That's
just a communist LGBTQ breeding ground. Your kid misses a
week of that, they might accidentally become normal.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You know, you don't want to add.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I guess what I'm saying is to all those fifth
graders in the car right now, where are they riding to?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Uh, you're down there to the Dolphine Island.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's right, They're going to Dolphin Island over there in Alabama.
Got a dolphin Dolphine? Yeah, it's near It's near golf
Shores right sit near the water. It's near Fort Morgan.
If I'm not mistaken, most of the water I've been there. Yeah. Yeah,
it's my understanding that you fifth graders are on your
way to have a fun weekend week whatever may be.
Listen to me when I tell you this. Okay, I'm

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talking to you fifth graders in the car right now.
I'm specifically talking to a car full of fifth graders
on your way to go have some fun at the beach. Never, ever,
under any condition, should you ever listen to a government official.
And I'm talking teachers, I'm talking law enforcement, I'm talking politicians,
people at the irs. These people are lying to you.
You should play along as much as you can.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
You're gonna get these kids tays.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Pretend, pretend to follow the instructions, but always keep a
watchful eye on them.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Be skeptical even when you think they're on your side.
Remember they work for the government. But if they go
for the taser, you just drop to the ground.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, then it's time for compliance. We'll tell you about
compliance right after this Happy Taco Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. You know we've all got
a way to do things. I guess. Oh back on
the radio, huh.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Good morning, Billy at Hanfield.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Let me I just know you had some advice for
Trump this morning. You know, how to clear his name
from this Epstein mess so that they're swirling him around
big toilet bowl. And I just feel like he's throwing
gas out on the fire. I don't think he's helping.
He's not doing it right, Tom, And he's got a
plan he's Are you gonna call him or you know,
write it down and email him. I just call balls

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and strikes pill. Yet what you see is what you get.
I'm not helping it on unless you follow through. Having
the idea is one thing. Tell him Trump about it,
and fixing the situation, that's that's another.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Anyway, when you're a nihilist like me, fixing things isn't
really part of the modus operandi.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
You've you've been to the Nile, that's correct. Yes, I
had no idea. Yeah, I hear big, big things about
it over there. Sure, yeah, it's it's not just a
river in Egypt. Oh it is, but it's not just
Oh now that's d Nile. Right, you've been to the Nile.
I've been to both.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ope.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Boy, my advice for Trump when he blows up these
boats out there in the water, drug cartels and all
that kind of stuff. Sure, I know, maybe we got
money to burn with the USA. We have plenty of
extra money. I think they ought to fire two or
three of those big you know, rockets that they fired
the boat blowed to They gotta fire it out in
front of the boat a little bit, okay, maybe off

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to the side, dismiss it by like twenty thirty yards. Boom,
water splashes all over the place. Maybe some fish fly up,
you know, and that way the guys in the boat
know that it's coming. And then another one blows up
just off their port side. Boom. You know which side

(11:25):
that is?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Uh yeah, port side. Everybody knows it's over there.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, sure, Then like the third or fourth one. Finally,
then you hit the boat, but first you let them
know it's coming.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
The only problem with your plan, Billy out, is we
don't have money to spare. We're thirty eight trillion dollars
in debt.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We're wol Then why are we giving it away to
all these countries that hate us?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Thank you? Okay, you know we waste a lot of
money on crap we don't use. I'll use Los Angeles
as an example. Los Angeles has a light rail, Billy ed,
would you ride the light rail in Los Angeles? I
don't even want to go to La Well, it turns
out you're not the only one.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I want to be there.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
On Monday's broadcast of ms now's Katie Turr Reports, because
ms now is what it's called now sure, Los Angeles
Mayor Karen Bass was asked, why does nobody ride the
light rail in your city? You guys have this big,
expensive public transit system, nobody wants to ride on it,
and she said it's the federal government's fault. Illegal immigrants

(12:20):
would be riding the light rail if not for all
these ice raids.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, they're just running and hiding because they're criminals.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's like, all right, all right, I get your point,
But isn't it kind of weird that you built a
public transit system just for illegal immigrants?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Then? I was sure that was the original plan, but
they just kind of go with it.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Now, by your own admission, the only people that would
want it are people that aren't supposed to be in
the country to begin with. So it sounds like you're
kind of admitting that maybe we shouldn't have even.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Built it, whether you realize it or not, maybe they
should have built that light rail just between LA and
the Mexican border. That way it could transport them back
to you know, give them a good head start on
heading back to wherever the hell they come from.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Okay, so if we built a light rail just to
deport people, wouldn't it make more sense to just build
a wall so they can't come in in the first wall.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Oh, you said the bad word, you said the wall word.
You know how people are.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
But the wall, you don't even get Trump's that's Trump's wall.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
If you if you build something else, you know, that
would be okay, but you can't call it a wall.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
You don't even hear people talk about the wall anymore.
Now you know they built the wall. I mean they
built a big part of the wall. And remember Trump
one point oh, the wall was the big controversy, and
now the wall is just that's just guaranteed. Nobody even
cares about that anymore. Remember the Muller Report, Trump one
point zero was all about fake Russian collusion hoax. And
then now they're not even trying to prove that he

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colluded with Russia.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's over with.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Now they're trying to prove that he had sex with
underage teenage girls.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Sure don't matter what really happened. It matters what they
can get their voters to think might have happened.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, but now we know the late billion the sex
offender Jeffrey Epstein actually texted compliments and advice to a
Democrat member of Congress while she was planning to question
Donald Trump's former attorney back in twenty nineteen. Not only
did the email dump that we just got from Epstein's
estate not prove that Donald Trump was doing anything nefarious,

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but it actually kind of proves that his enemies were
collaborating with Epstein to try to take him down. WHOA
thousands of pages of emails, texts, and other documents from
the Epstein estate were released last Wednesday by the House
Oversight Committee, and it uncovered some shocking communication between the
convicted predator and the Delegate Stacy Plaskett, a Democrat from
the US Virgin Islands, as she prepared to question Michael Cohen.

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Remember that yep Epstein appeared to be watching the congressional
hearing in real time. He was texting with Plasket told
her she looked great. You know, women love being complimented
by yeah, and he informed her.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
That if you mean it or not, and boys need
to learn that you're still educating the young boys on
the ways of the wily woman.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
You know, I'm trying to there's a mini van filled
with fifth graders that are listening to the show this morning,
and throughout the show, I'll be offering them advice from
one broken middle aged man to a bunch of young
men who are about to come of age.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
But I don't know if all these fifth graders or boys.
You're just helping the boys though, right the girls want
to put a move on another girl.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I'm not trying to put a gender on these kids.
I just want them to know how bad. This isn't
really about sex or dating. It's more about warning them
about the government.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, okay, everybody likes compliments, then about how good they look,
not just girls.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, Well, getting back to the Epstein thing. He also
informed Plasket that Michael Cohen referred to Trump's former assistant
Rana Graff while he testified against his former boss. He said,
ConA brought up Rana keeper of Secrets. Rona was in
all capital letters, which made some people reading this think
it was like an acronym or something.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh, Rana is the eight armed god from India, isn't it. No, Oh,
they got a lot of gods over there. Maybe it's
only got six arms.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, it was Trump's assistant, and the delicate replied quick,
I'm up next. Is that an acronym, she asked, He said,
that's his assistant. If you put something in all caps, locks,
it'll confuse people. She was about to testify, and while
Plasticut's name was redacted in the documents, the Washington Post
confirmed it was her through matching the messages, content, and

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timestamps with footage from the hearing. So once again, this
just details how not only was Trump not doing anything
with Epstein, it was actually the Democrats. And it's right
here in these emails showing the Democrats were working with
Epstein to try to influence the election, to try to
influence the hearings against Trump for a group of people

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who want to prove that Donald Trump is doing something
terrible with a convicted pedophile. You guys sure do have
a suspiciously friendly relationship with the convicted pedophile.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeh. But that's not the important part. What about Trump?
That's all we want to talk about? Trump? Trump, tup Trump.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Okay, the Democrats didn't care about the Epstein victims while
Biden was in power, So why don't we just address that.
Democrats want to talk about Epstein right now? But they
had four years where they could have done something with
the documents. They didn't care to do it. They didn't
care about Epstein, they didn't care about the victims. They
only care now because it's a wedge issue for the Republicans.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
If Trump had lost the election, they wouldn't care then either. No,
this would be over done, gone Epstein who.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I will contest. I don't think that Trump is completely
innocent of any wrongdoing here, but from really analyzing everything
we know so far about the files, the Epstein estate,
email dump, the limited amount of information the DJ is
already released, if he was doing anything wrong at all,
it kind of sounds like he was probably trying to
protect powerful people, or protect members of his own FBI

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from murdering Jeffrey Epstein, or both of those things.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Well too late. You know, he took care of that
himself so that you couldn't murder him. Stole that from you,
didn't he.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
One of the things we know about Donald Trump is
that he seems to be interested in very volumptuous blondes
women with the chesty women with ye know what's that about,
Kirby asked, And that's it doesn't really strike me He's
never really been the kind of guy that was into
younger women.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
He was more into like the Stormy Daniels type, that
kind of woman.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I mean a lot of them teenage girls, the ones
made that video and the people we've.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Seen in the Shata, they kind kind of spindley.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah. Ff. Teenage girls will either be you know, usually
fat you wouldn't invite them to your island and or
you know, still kind of thin and scrawny looking. Yeah,
that ain't That ain't my style. I don't think it's
Trump style either.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Over the weekend, I'm not going to play the SoundBite,
but there's a SoundBite to Megan Kelly trying to explain
how if you're interested in fourteen and fifteen year old girls,
that doesn't make you a pedophile, and it makes you
something else. But you're not a pedophile. And I thought, yeah,
but if you're a sixty year old guy and you're
dating girls that aren't old enough to drive a car,
well you're a pedophile.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I don't you know. That's dating is the word we
use so we don't have to say bad words.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
You're right, I'm on the radio. I can't Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, and there's kids listening.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
You know, I know I still feel a little on
comfortable about the fact that's a car full of all
right kids, real quick, a lesson for the middle schoolers
in the minivan. Let me teach you kids about the IRS.
Remember when you guys went out on Halloween and you
got all that candy, and you imagine if when you
were done trick or treating, if we took half of
that candy and we gave it to someone else, that
would bother you, right, it would. Now I want you

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to pretend we're giving half of that candy to the
worst person that you know, the bully at school, I
hate that guy. Well, you know one of your sister's
friends that you don't like because she picks on you
or too. That's how the IRS works. They take away
what you worked for and they give it to the
worst people on earth. Terrorists, illegal immigrants, prisoners, pedophiles, horrible people.

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Let's get them. No, you can't do that, get them.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Come on, let's get them. And we're not going to
fight the IRS. So here's the problem. They got gunns.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Right, whether you like it or not, you're being oppressed
and you kind of have to go along with it.
See here's where this gets tricky. As much as it
sucks to give money to the irs, not giving the
money to the irs is vastly worse because they'll come
and take all your stuff and then they'll throw you
in prison.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I thought this was a free country.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Now you'd be wrong about it. Oh it's free ish,
I think is the way to take show is going
to be the greatest show. Ef I've got a great
two for Tuesday. It must be two for Tuesday. Yeah,
that's too for today special Walton N.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Johnson