Extreme Genitalia - FRI 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, not, y'all. Today's National Pickle Day. I know a
great way to celebrate, really, do you? Yeah? Release the
Epstein files. Oh okay, s being of pickles. First, we
have the celebrity birthdays. But when we get done with
all of that foolishness and fall to roll, we're gonna
get back to some serious business. And I want you
to take a look at Haley right here. This is Haley.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is it a comment?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, it's a pretty girl. Hailey is a beautiful woman.
She looks like a professional model. She is a professional model.
Is that the actress? Or is this a switcheroo? Is
that a dude or something? As well? The reason I'm
looking at Haley is because she is a well she's
embroiled in a bit of a controversy now after divorcing
her husband. They said the biggest issue involving their divorce. Yeah,

(00:51):
anybody want to guess? Was it a French bulldog? No? Okay,
I'm just wondering, bad breath.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Nope, what he's penis hit a weird looking it's hu
Oh it's too big.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Well, we'll get to the details in a minute, and
you probably won't be surprised. How this is going to
work out for him, the husband or the ex husband.
But first, happy birthday to Travis Barker of Blink one
eighty two.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
He is fifty years old today. He's had a lot
of bands, and I don't like Blink one eighty two.
I think they kind of suck.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, we'll take him right off this list. Then this
man is hang on it deleted.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
He is a great drummer. I just don't like. Oh
should I put him back? Well, I just don't like
blank twenty eighty two. I well, I put that in
there for you. Josh Dumel.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Of course, he's in the Transformer movies and Call of Duty.
From what I hear, he is fifty three. Handsome fella.
Reverend Run of Run DMC is now sixty one. Did
he have me too?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:58):
That was his brother Russell Simmons, Patrick Warburton Putty from
Seinfeld and he was in a lot of Joe from
the Family Guy. Wasn't that the wheelchair guy?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I remember he's sixty one today. Lauras Angeacomo is sixty three,
Condaleza Rice seventy one, Yanni seventy one, King Charles the Third,
it's Yannie's birthday. I didn't have anything to plan. What
about for the King, King Charles third is seventy seven today. No,
I don't care about him at all. What about his family,

(02:29):
any of them? No, I wish unless they're having trouble,
and then you're interested. I think that we.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Should make them into the fifty first day. We should
have pity on them and that they should drop them monarchy.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yeah, there you go, McLean Stevenson no longer with us,
Henry Blanco and Mash It's also butros buttrus golly the birthday.
Say it with me, poutrous plutrus golly. Isn't it fun? Yeah,
it's fun. And as you said, it is a National
Seatbelt Awareness Day, National Family PJ Day, an American Teddy

(03:00):
Bear Day. So so exciting about the teddy bear thing.
I know you probably like to, you know, hold one
close occasionally. I guess I was taking a look at
over the weekend because you know, we won't really be
here live tomorrow to celebrate the birthday of Chad Kroger
from Nickelback. Okay, Chad'll be fifty one. He's a very

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nice man, whether you like Nickelback or not. That you
were business Kevin you Banks, the band leader on the
Tonight Show There sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I like Nickelback if everybody in the room hates them,
Otherwise I would probably choose not to listen to it,
or just don't care one way or the other. No,
I do like listening to bands that people hate.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Sure, Beverly de Angelo, she was the wife Ellen Griswold
on vacation. Remember when Chevy came after her with his banana.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Remember Harry and the Hendersons, Well they.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do, But was she in that? Dude?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That was a funny show, and I guess they made
a movie out of it. Was it a movie first
or a TV show?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Was she in that? Bro? It was good?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You never you never saw Harry and the Hendry Since
I did? I saw the movie?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Remember ALF?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't. They said that ALF stood for Alien life Form. Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
There's a video you can find on the Internet of
the guy in the ALF costume and he keeps saying
the N word.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
What happened? Is it another day? Did somebody edit the shows?
It's almost like we are doing two different programs here.
I'm just asking if you've ever seen else? Telling you
whose birthday is tomorrow? The late ed Asner, Judge Wapner,
Randy Savage, old dirty Bastard and Whitman Mayo all have
birthdays tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Put some respect in your mouth when you say old
dirty bastard and macho man, Randy.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Savage, old dB outjol mouth. Yeah, exactly been on Sunday.
Pete Davidson. That the guy from Saturday Night Live who
supposedly like everybody wants to date. Yeah, he'll be thirty two.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
His eyes look like bungholes, do you.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm sorry A cut of Bayule, the retired Olympic skater,
will be four eight. Martha Pimpton fifty five years old.
Lisa Bonet remember the Huxtables, she was the hot one. Yeah,
she'll be fifty eight On Sunday. Mark Hilgenberger from CSI,
David Leisure, that's the fun guy. He was Joe Asuzu

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remember him. I guess uh burgess Meredith's birthday. Rocky, you
know he was a Rocky trainer or whatever. Also the penguin,
don't forget about the penguin on Batman. That's true. He
was the penguin. That was true. That was good, The
good Batman, the TV one.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Do you ever notice how the Riddler and Joker are
like the same guy. Like, they didn't even try to
make two different villains. They're just basically the same villain
with different names.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
They were played by different people, sure, but it's kind
of the same same part, played by two different people.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
But basically the same bad guy, same same basic idea.

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Yess he really was. Today.

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What I bet that was exciting until it started pooping
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I've never been on it. I always wanted to go
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If someone farts while you're going through the chunnel, you
just smell that for like an hour here today. In
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Why is that on the list? Too?

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Prime Minister Teresa May's cabinet approved the Brexit plan. Some
people think it's a bad idea, but have you ever
seen the rest of Europe? I wouldn't want to be
aligned with them?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
No, I don't either. And that's all the things that
happened today in history. Oh now, I don't have time
for the giant Genitalia story. But can you wait a
minute or two? No, come back, stick around through this
break kids, Big old junk, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
After kids end up statistically, you.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Know, I don't follow Falster kids around much and keep
an eye on them. No, I don't specifically follow any
you have a van, which you do this work in
cany No, I look at statistical data.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Statistical data tells us if you're a foster kid in
this country, your chances in this.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
World are bleak, no interest at all? What in?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
What? Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's right? Nothing? No, No, don't no, I'm not I'm
not button in. I want to hear more about the
foster kids situation.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
No, we'll talk about kids who have been dealt in
unfair in hand in life in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Well, we did tease your thing first.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Go ahead, a tease you with some massive junk as
you say, I don't know if we wore to, you know,
put this back to back and bookend it with some
kid news.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
We'll all try to keep an adult here. I feel
like we have to do it in the order we
teased it. You teas this first.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Okay, but let's keep an adult because there's kids listening.
Possibly it might be foster kids. Hayley and her husband,
Matt Khalil, got married in twenty fifteen. He played for
the Minnesota Vikings in the NFL, and she was Miss
A Minnesota in twenty fourteen and was in the Miss

(11:33):
USA beauty pageant finished in the top twenty. So they
got married in twenty fifteen and they'd been together for
several years, but finally divorced in twenty twenty two, and
for some reason somebody did some investigating into the situation
and wanted to know more about her divorce. She said
they experienced into intimacy issues in their marriage, and bottom line,

(11:59):
it was the stream size of her husband's genitalia that
caused the issue. She said. We tried everything. I'm not lying.
I mean, they did therapy, they went to doctors, they
took all kinds of problems, and it just it just
wasn't working. So when that news happened with Matt Khalil

(12:22):
now being marked as his size sets him apart from
ninety nine point nine nine percent of men in this
in this world, she said, her husband's size is point
zero one percent of the population. I guess they've done
studies and doctors may have told her that. Sure, she described,

(12:44):
and again trying to be adult about this here, she
described him as two coke cans, one stacked on top
of the other, but the possibly a third now come on,
not possibly a third, but anyway, that all being said,
he has now had an offer from an adult site

(13:07):
on the internet that they want to offer him. This
webcam company wants to offer him three hundred thousand dollars
to I guess talk about and explain the situation and
perhaps even show us, as it is an adult website,

(13:28):
exactly what it is that has run her wrong. Now, Matt,
who got divorced three years ago, has since remarried and
is married to another beautiful model named Kilani, and they
have a son together. Really hmmm, so is this Matt's
problem or was it the first wife's problem because the

(13:51):
second wife has already given him a son. I think that,
you know, unless there was some artificial insemination or some
other thing like that going on, it looks like they
managed to figure it out all right.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Obviously, guys like me and mister Oh, we can help
explain to people what to do about this.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh, by the way, the white boy, sure, I know, yeah,
well I wouldn't expect on that, but I looked him up.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well you know, we're we have that problem too. It's
not just to you guys, and almost.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Chipped off that it was a white guy when they
said he played offensive tackle. Sure, that would probably be
a key giveaway right there.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I think what really his lever needed to do is
just stretch more, you know, maybe more key goals that
kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Deep breathing, right, you know, maybe take a relaxing medication
of some kind.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
And you know, sometimes you're just gonna encounter a woman
that can't handle it. And that's just how it is,
I know, exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'd say, you guys have that problem, but you know, women.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Could give birth and so because you know, it's what
one of the things I found from lifting weights is
that very often the human body is capable of things
you don't think it's capable of.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You know, you just got to you got to push
through the pain.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
You know, if I can squad four or five, six
hundred pounds, I'm sure some woman like her could handle
a guy like that.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
If you could, sure, then she should exactly. That's exactly
my point, all right. Yeah, now that we got to
the bottom of this two coke cans and maybe a
third that was the part that really threw me off.
The third cocaine, maybe maybe a third.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Anyway, he's quite large and calls to her a lot
of pain and they just couldn't couldn't keep at it. Well,
while we're doing health related news. I uh yeah, this
sounds like the health Report for sure.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I got a thing here and it's uh, I mean
there are different kinds of news stories when it comes
to health. Sometimes we know what happens. Sometimes we just
have to speculate. Sometimes just a coincidence, oh coincidence.

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tell you the story of singer Hyuena.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
She's not familiar.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Hyena is from Korea. I'm trying to say her name correctly.
She's a bubble pop artist. She was recently at a
musical festival and mackay, it's a region in China.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Of course it is. I'm just saying it how they
say it.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
She later took to social media after a health scare
to apologize to fans.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
She was lying on stage and she just collapsed. I'm
looking at a video of her falling.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Out now, yeah, it's pretty bad. The music noted that
she didn't remember anything about the performance. She was on
stage doing her thing, shaking a leg. She was twerking,
as is often the case for that sort of music.
You know, did general a blood pressure problem? Maybe her
blood pressure just suddenly dropped. Well, she's recently lost some weight,
but that still wouldn't explain why she just passed out.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
She said.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
The problem is not stamina or professionalism. K pop company
must absolutely understand that they need to treat idols correctly
in terms of health and work change, even considering their
view of it. Idols look prettier when they're healthy and happy,
and when they're overworked and trying unnecessary and unhealthy weight losses,
super good time, fun time, all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
This is a lot like the stories that the supermodels
will tell about the way they are handled when they
first come up in the industry and they don't have
a little power yet, and these models are all basically
told to starve themselves or they're off the runway. She said,
for now on.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
I will try to develop more stamina and work hard
constantly all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Great every day, megafun. She looked pretty good when she
ain't collapsing.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's a pretty girl. Yeah, she just clapped on the stage.
We don't know why she is Auto Parts Tina. Oh
my god, don't get me start on now. You know
Parts Tina. She she's she's thirty two. I mean she
ain't collapsed once, all right. The thing you got to
remember about Auto Parts Tina is that she's out there
doing it every day, all the time. And we don't
know what's going on off camera, but we do know

(18:19):
she's never once collapsed on stage. Now, it's possible that
Auto Parts Tina is being held at gunpoint and being
forced to sing all kinds of great delightful songs.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I think it's probably a family. She's actually saying English
words hard, hard to hear me, sir, bye, Hi, you
have to love auto parts, Tina. If you got a
carburetor kid on a four barrel I could get from her.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah probably, Yeah, sure, as long as you don't mind
getting in from communist China.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
This hyena girl that we started talking about looks a
little bit like the Asian Shannon Doherty.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
She does kind of. And what happened to Shannon Doherty
not good? Is she's still alive?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I think so, but you know, definitely had some health problem.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
She didn't pass away. No, you're right, she's no, she did.
She died in twenty twenty four. Oh I should have remembered. Yeah,
well that's okay. I forgot too.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah. I don't think she has many family members listening,
though she shared the cancer for a long time. She
got anyway, we wish no harm on her. That's no good.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, rest in peace, Shannon Doherty in other news. Boy,
that'd be a real bummer to go to break on that. Huh. Well, yeah,
while we're doing all this talk about health and weight loss. Yeah,
a new study shows that some of these weight loss
drug users will spend twice as much on clothing this
Black Friday because they've they no longer fit in their
old clothing anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Right, But you don't throw the old clothes away because
you're you know, secretly, in the back of your mind,
you're suggesting that you know your thought process is I'll
probably get fat again.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Here's how you could break the news to the person
who's lost a bunch of weight with their drugs and
you know they have to buy more clothes.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Congratulations, ozent pic user, We've got good news and bad news.
The good news you've lost weight. More good news, you
are looking good and you've got to buy a new wardrobe.
The bad news is, come Black Friday, you'll be spending
twice as much as everyone else.

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Speaker 4 (20:24):
Do you buy your new weight loss story your wallet?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
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