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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Change my mind to Mama short tried.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Many people are asking us to try to get Clay
Higgins on the show. Congressman Higgins just text messages me
a few minutes ago and said he's very busy in
meetings this morning. Yeah, it's nine o'clock in Washington. There's
a probably a regular nine am meeting for these people.
They got to get busy doing the work of the people. Sorry,
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keep it together. Look, I want to defend the guy.
I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt here,
but he's the only no vote.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Did he say he was gonna calls soon as the
meeting's over? Now, Oh you just said I'm in a meeting.
Don't bother me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So he's very busy. Oh boy, go away, you bothered me.
That's what he should anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I just want to let our audience know, for those
of you that are that are requesting we get him
on the show.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, we're trying. That's in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You've probably heard federal Border and Immigration agents, you know,
border patrol ice YadA, YadA, YadA, expected to arrive in
New Orleans by Friday. They gonna start staging the equipment
and there They're vehicles all set and gashed up for
a massive swamp sweep. That's apparently the official title from
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the federal government.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Charlotte had what Charlotte's Web.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But Charlotte's Webb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good that's
a good name. Charlotte's Webb's clever. I liked walp sweep.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I don't know, it sounds like they just got They
probably fell in love with that whole Florida thing, you know,
where they Delligator Alcatral, Alligator Alcatraz, are trying to do
something swampy in New Orleans. I mean, we've had better suggestions, obviously.
I think the winner was the Operation where Yeat? That
that fits for New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Hey where Yeat?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Also in Louisiana Operation swamp rat And they said in
Texas they should call it Operation Catapult.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I like the sound of that.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean, I have advocated for the catapult for years.
If not the guillotine, then the catapult. Obviously, obviously they
can't the catapult from Louisiana because they just splash out
in the Gulf of America somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Says you.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But the catapult over the Rio Grande River, that that
could be fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, how about Operation by You Bye Bye?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
They got swamp Sweep already picked out. That was on
the Fox eight News report, So it looks like that's official.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Operation Gumbo Removal. You can come up with all these
you want to.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They're not changing it now, Operation Benet and Bolt m,
Operation Rue the Day. Oh, operation there's so many better
ones than swamp Sweep.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I do like where you at as well, I know
I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oo the Day is a pretty good one. Operation Delta
to Port like.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Dat wet background up. No, that don't work.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Operation Zeydiko Zephyr sending them west. Oh, it's beautiful anyway,
Good for them. Look, liberals can have one of two things,
but they can't have both. Right, they'll complain in one
hand that working class people don't get paid enough. Housing
is too expensive, the healthcare costs are too high. And
in the other hand they'll say we should do more
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for the illegal immigrants. Well, listen, illegal immigrants are driving
up the cost of housing. They're the reason that working
class people don't get paid a lot. This is basic economics.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well, I would say, now that I've heard like that,
paton Oswalt dude express his lack of education on this matter.
I would say most of the Democrats who are saying
these things are not educating themselves on the matter. They'll
come up and they'll say, well, this is bad and
this is bad and its bad. Well, all those things
are being caused by the mass numbers of illegal immigrants
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that are coming in here.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh well, then we don't care because we want to
keep the illegal immigrants.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It educates they'll pick a side, and it picked the
right side.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Operations Saints go marching out, Operation Mambo, this is the this.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is then Marti Gras Mambo Mambo.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Here's the spiciest suggestion. Operation Katrina too, the cleansing. Oh boy,
Operation Katrina to Electric Bugaloo.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
All right, I'm done, I'm over, and I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I can't stop writing these jokes.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You wrote those?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, just coming up with these, you know. Yeah, no,
no help from AI. No, I would never use AI
to write a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh one time.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'm telling you about her all coming in through emails.
Other people wrote the operation Voodoo snatch, don't, I don't.
I don't think that's gonna work. Definitely snatch for sure,
all right, Christian protesters are being surrounded by Muslims in Dearborn,
Michigan this week, screaming a lahu arc akbar operation go home,
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g e aux. No, you have to spell it yah. Yeah,
you gotta spell it that way for it to be clever.
But if you spell it right, it's clever. Operation mission accomplished.
I would say, okay, yeah, yeah, where are you at?
That's a great questions over by your mom onyms.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I like that one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
In the meantime, we take you to Dearborn, Michigan, dear Bornistan,
where they are basically Christians are being asked to leave
the community because they made the mistake of suggesting we
shouldn't play the call to prayer out of loud speakers
all over the city at four in the morning.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Here that sounds like a good plan.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Here is a local man, local Michigan man, quotation marks
over the word Michigan, explaining why sharia law is not
a bad word. Sharia just means law.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I just want to say a few things before.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I start.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
First of all, the word shitdy just means law. Saying
shaitdy oh law is saying law law. So it seems
like there's quite large group of individuals here who are
intellectually inept. And if that word is too big for them,
intellectually inept, I'll say it again they can google it later.
But other than that, it is incredible that individuals who
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were charged with beating cops.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gona pause it right here because I just want
to make something clear. Guys, Sharia literally means the way.
It doesn't mean the law. It means the way. The
path to water source in Arabic sounds like this guy
might be intellectually inniped, right, And Sharia is based off
of the rules of the Quran. It's not just law.
It's not any law. You wouldn't use the word sharia
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to describe the laws in Venice Beach, California, where you
can smoke pot and get a taxpayer funded abortion. No,
that kind of only applies to places like the England. No,
Sharia law refers to the delighted Kingdom, right, Yes, thank you, Yes, okay,
I'm sure you picked up on what I was putting down. No,
I loved it, shove it in, but you seem to
be skipping right over it.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
But Sharia refers to the laws of the Quran.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Here, what the other has to say occasionally. I'm sorry
what No, I love what you're saying. I'm still reacting
to what he said. I know you want it to
be gay time, but it's Muslim times.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, and they don't get along, they really don't it.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
No, pedophilia is okay. Homosexuality never two adult men having
sex throw him off a building. But Mohammed wants to
marry six year old child bride. Eye, you showed that's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
What if the goat is a male? Oh? God, now
always getting See, that's the tricky stuff. We don't know
because we wasn't raised like that.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, we didn't have goat sex where I grew up that.
I don't even think we had a coat around, to
be honest.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Can you say the same thing? Wait? What now? Who's
not listening? Hold up for a second, Wait what huh?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I was reading about this illegal immigrant who was very
excited about Mundami.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's not dommi Doni. He hates it when you mispronounce
his name.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Sohan mam Donnie is of New York City. He hates
it when I mispronounced his name. Then I'm gonna call
him Muga booga.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I never heard anybody mispronounce his name, but I have.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
He complains about it all the time. He complains about
it all the time. Yet who's mispronouncing his name?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
This illegal immigrant gal says, thank God for Mundomi and
that he won. He will help us, And she proceeds
to tell people how hard it is to live in
a tax funded shelter for over a year with their
family tax what you're paying for her and her family's shelter.
She makes twenty dollars an hour selling candy on a
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street corner, and she says she will vote for a
Democrat whenever she has the chance. She thanked Biden for
bringing her across the border. Democrat Party mass imported voters.
As you know, I've this guessed, as I've asked hundreds
of illegal immigrants who they will vote for when given
the chance, and the answer has always been except one Democrats.
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One illegal whispered probably vote for Trump, but they have
to say it very quietly.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, So there are different estimates of how much money
in New York City is considered probably going to lose
in tax revenue. Now that Zorhan Mam Donnie has one
pre election projections on his proposed two percent millionaire's tax
suggested potential losses of over two bills million dollars annually
as wealthy residents are fleeing the city. This is according
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to the Fiscal Policy Institute's latest report, Ongoing migration trends
could be as much as seven hundred billion dollars lost
in resident income statewide. So I guess what I'm trying
to say is that electing a communist to be in
charge of the economic capital of the United States is
probably not the smartest move we can make.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Probably not, but.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
It will be very good for Texas, particularly Dallas, as
the Texas Stock Exchange is looking more and more likely.
I coined a term, I want credit for this, even
if I'm not necessarily the first person to be taking
credit instead of waiting for somebody to award it to you.
I wrote in an op ed that will be published
this week in the Houston Chronicle.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Isn't out yet.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
It hasn't been published yet, and yet other people are
already using the term. Sounds like somebody else must have
to come up with it first. I am the first
to write it.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, if it's not published, it isn't written yet, y'all, street,
come on that's great, y'all street. That's very like the
first time I heard it from somebody else. No, you
heard it from me. That's my thing. I get credit.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
The first time you brought it up was when you
were complaining somebody else was using it.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You sun it up.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I'm the one that came up with it, and I
want credit. Let the history books know it was make
it slow. It was this morning radio show, salty Angry
executive producer that coined the term. What date shall we
put down on the date that you coined the term
seven years ago? Mm hmm yeah, go ahead, prove imling laughable.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now whatever. Yeah, you've still America's favorite radio morning show
Walton and Johnson boo. Yeah. All right. A few quick things.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I was the first person to endorse Don Haffheim's for
Texas comtroller, and now Ron Paul is copying me.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Is he the one thrown around y'all street? He's copying
that too. I came up with that. That was me.
I want credit for that. Well, good for you.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
By the way, since we were just talking about New
York and their mayor elect communist, it has been pointed
out that Mayor Elekt Mandani, who is uh, you know,
against rich people and you know, hates some money and
all that capitalistic kind of stuff. Yeah, he's also asking
for four million dollars for his transition. What four million
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dollar transition? That sounds a little capitalist to me. I
don't know why you would need four million dollars to
just be sworn in as mayor.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, what is he needed for?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well by tasking his supporters a party or just give
him four million dollars. That doesn't sound like the kind
of thing that he ran on.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Doesn't mmmmm, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Well, we'll see how the New Yorkers put up with
him for the next few years.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It should be fun to watch.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
All Right, here's some useless information, but this is getting
widely reported today. Uh, Jeffrey Epstein has a weird looking penis,
according to the New York.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Post, Well and that exciting news.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They said it's small and it looks like a lemon.
According to one of the victims, Michael Jackson had one
looked like a pony.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Remember that. Wait, it's a long like a warse. No,
I think it was a pony.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
He got it right, Spotted like an apple loosa, pony,
Spotted like a pony. He had spotted penis.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Because of him. A spotted dick. That's a food. Yeah,
that's not like a pudding in England or so. I'm
pretty sure it was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
This is why you should never eat the food in England.
It's just very confused.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
There's a British restaurant not that far from here. Drove
by it the other day.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I looked up.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
There were no cars in the parking lot, obviously, but
it's said British. I don't know what they call British.
They featured British food. Is it a pub?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Well, you know there is the Red Lion, which is fabulous.
That's great food. But they do Indian food.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Maybe that's what British food is in a restaurant anyway,
because you didn't want to order the spotted dick.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Portillo's is a popular hot dog restaurant in Chicago. It's
almost like what a burger in Chicago. It's a thing
you're only supposed to And somehow they branched off to
other locations. Now they have a location in the West
suburbs of Houston, and I drove past it the other
day on my way to San Antonio to go do
that show. I look over to the side of the freeway.
There I see an empty parking lot, and I thought
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to myself, Oh, they must not have opened yet. Yeah,
and it turns out they did. It could just be,
you know, that's not what people wanted. I've been told
by Chicago hot dog enthusiasts that it's not like the
real thing, and I bet not. But I really want
an Italian beef sandwich. They had a place up in
the Heights, but it closed. A bunch of said they
served hot dogs. Well they Chicago style hot dogs and
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the Italian beef sandwiches. It's part of it. It's part
of the you know. It's like you can go to Waterburger.
You can get a chicken sandwich, or you can get a.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Cheese James Coney Island get the best dag chili dog
you ever had. Or you could also get a Chicago
hot dog. I love they are good. I love a
James Coney Island hot dog. I'm at jac Eye grow
stupid COVID made a bunch of them shut down, so
they're not as close as you used to be. But
I still get in there.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I like going there to remember the eighty nine year
old woman in Galveston. We talked about this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
She got murdered by her husband, but it may have
been an assisted suicide.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And mercy killing, that kind of thing. She was, I guess,
bed ridden in a lot of pain. And she was
eighty nine years old. Now not an all eighty nine
year old women were created equal. I want you to
take a look at this gal right here, this is
an eighty nine year old woman, Darlene.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
At Darlene right.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
There, she looks feisty, don't she, Scott, It looks feisty.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
She's got like a Q tip for a haircut there. Well,
she still has hair. Yeah, let's see what you're holding
on to at eighty nine.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Well, Darlene, there's a little bit of trouble for a
hit and run causing injury to a child. Back a
couple of days right before Halloween, little Lindsey Lambert was
on her way to school. It was a Tuesday, and
they just go to school on Tuesday. In Wisconsin, at
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the crosswalk at the inner section there there was a
crossing guard sure holding a stop sign. The crossing guard
is in the middle of the road wearing a very
highly visible.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Vest that crossing guards wear.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Holding a very visible stop sign in front of her
in the road, and here comes eighty nine year old
woman driving her silver sedan turns out.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
To be a Honda.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
She didn't slow down, she didn't swerve, she didn't tap
the brakes, she just ran over a nine year old
girl and kept on driving.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh my god. Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, when the police got to the scene, you know,
people were standing around little Lindsey lying in the streets,
surrounded by the bystanders, and they said, doctor, the crossing guard,
who's you know? Told them what happened, and they said, well,
let's see if we got any witnesses. We got any,
you know, because everything's on video now, and then went
around checked. Sure enough, there was a hospital nearby. I
had footage of a silver Ford folks, I'm sorry, I
thought it was Honda. It's a Ford Focus pulled into
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the parking lot and it had noticeable damage to the
front passenger side of the car and a cracked windshield.
The police, being savvy like they are, investigated the situation
and asked the eighty nine year old lady if you
remembered anything happening earlier on your way here to the hospital.
She said, yeah, I think I hit a rock or
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one of those construction barrels or that's what she thought.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's a weird, that's a weird, or either this thing
or this other thing, nothing else. But it wasn't a
little girl. It said.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
She didn't know how fast she was going, didn't remember
seeing a crossing guard or an intersection, probably didn't even
see a school.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Investigators talked to a different witness.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
They observed a cup and a shoe fly up in
the air, good lord, and then the car driving away
did not touch the brakes at all. Since then, little
Lindsey has turned ten. They had took her to the hospital,
you know, right after that, and they said she had
bandages on her arms and legs asians and bruising on
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her left cheek, her eye, her forehead or her head
hit the wind shield and just right in front of
this lady. And they said, the real kicker on the
rest of this, in case you're thinking it was a
different nine year old, Oh no, her handprint was on
the windshield of the lady's car.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And they you know, dust that for prince, and that's
obvious whose hand it was. And this little old lady
here they said, you know she could. You could do
nine months in jail and be fined up to ten
thousand dollars for running over somebody. Nine months. I mean,
I don't want to do jail time, but nine months
don't seem like that much. The old lady there said, well,
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now that you've explained to what happened, I'm going to
give up my license.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I won't drive anymore. Well, she probably drives, she just
won't give up her license. Yeah, apparently you can drive
without a license. I mean you can. That doesn't mean yeah,
all right, Well, what are they going to do to
the bear that attacked that eleven year old boy in Pennsylvania?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
I bet they put it down? If they do, they
have it now. It's like this little wretches. They're all
this for you gotta do is look all be not all.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Bears, me tombs? Did we already do this story? It
looks an awful lot like another story.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well, a lot of these news stories look like repeat.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Harrowing video footage captured a black bear on the prowl
after chasing an eleven year old boy into a dollar
store in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Don't even stop him. He's on a ruller col Frazzy,
What you said, black bear? What so what? Oh? African
American bear? Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought it would
take two Dosia Mulligan. Well it says here it was
a it was a BBLM bear.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Just call somebody else wrote it wrong. Don't mean you
got to read it wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Cal Frazzy went to see what was taking his father
so long while shopping at a family dollar in mark Leesburg,
when he suddenly noticed a black bear looking at him,
African American bear. Without getting a chance to turn around,
the hulking bear began to chase after him into the
dollar store, sending him scrambling for cover, and then everything
turned out to be fine. Right as he jumped over
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the counter, the bear lost interest in him and was
distracted by other stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Well there's ding dongs right near the front, a lot
of other good snacks and stuff. Maybe the bear caught
whiff of a ding dong and said, screw that, kid man,
These ding dongs are easier to catch.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
The young man raced up and down the aisles to
escape the bear and ran to the cashier, who was
the only person in the store. The two jumped on
the counter and darted out the doors. The second the
beast turned around, she grabbed her coat, the keys, and
the phone. We all ran out the door. The young
man said, that's exactly what I would have done the
moment the mammoth animal hurtled over the front counter seconds
after the pair left. It was caught on the surveillance video.
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He did eventually go over the counter. Yeah, but they
had already fled the scene. The large male Afro American bear,
they believe was weighed about six hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
That's big. That is a big, indeed.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Line Yeah, well, I got a taser report here, but
it might be a repeat too. They're starting to all
sound alike. People are just up to no good, aren't
they stick around?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hey, I'm happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for your ems and
sweet potato powl.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's a three way Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
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