It’s Starting to Become Popular to Appeal to MAGA Voters - FRI 6.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a cover of the song Rubber band Man by
Mumford and Sons.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
But it doesn't sound anything like that song.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
No, they changed every note in the song and the lyrics.
So it's I know that song.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, it's not it at all. It says rubber band Man.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
You to They must have written their own Rubber band Man.
New music by Mumford and Song.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That don't sounds like Friday to me. Boys, it's Friday,
you know, well it is Friday. You gotta do a
little different on Friday. You gotta kick it up a notch.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You gotta throw it down, you gotta light it up,
you gotta party hardy.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
How about new music from Willie Nelson? Would that that
always works? Will that do it for you?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
He would? You say he's your favorite lib Probably? Yeah,
it's a long song.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Whistle blow and tell him Willie a young man's dream,
will throw up.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, it's weird to think he's like a ninety plus
year old socialist, and hey, he's a cool guy.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't have a problem with him.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
He's a cool guy. Yeah, he just they're a little
mixed up in the head, that's all. Probably, there's too
much time in Austin all that weed. Probably, Yeah, careful
with the weed. Cat to watch that weed. Government's trying
to help you and then trying to protect you from
all that weed. Speaking of drugs, you remember how they
kept telling us how fentanyl is so dangerous, Fentanyl deadly.
Even a little bit of fentanyl can kill you. It's

(01:19):
what they keep telling us.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Agree, and it is. It's Oh, it is very deadly. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
The I believe the eightieth dead drug Runner is proof
of how deadly fentanyl can be. You put it in
the boat and try to bring it to America. Horse
Trump and some of his boys at the Department of
War are gonna push one of those buttons they got
on their desk, and that laser from the sky is
gonna go and your boat will go come blue, just

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like that blue. Yeah, that's done. How kablue are we
talking here?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
They just got them another.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
On the scale of one took a blue or to pull.
There's no coming back from this, got it?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Also, emails are coming in. People are sending pictures of
themselves with us, because y'all just talked about the fact
that you just took about a million pictures with a
million strangers nobody's a stranger that listens to this show.
But in the picture, we might not know who you are.
This one guy sent us a picture here. I don't
know how old this is, but that's when you were

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still round faced. You were still just a pup.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I was. I lost a lot of weight over the
last few years.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, and he here's a picture of me and a WALTA.
Johnson show and me looking do here, I'm staying with
the gods, looking down my wife's shirt. We were not,
by the way. She had a very low cut top
on and there was, you know, something to look at.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
But I didn't tell him to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
We were looking at the camera, you know, when the
actual picture was taken where we were supposed to be
like yeah, but he was.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
He was checking out the goods right there, and yeah, yeah,
we have no interest in objectifying your wife, Sarah, but
I can look at her now this picture. See, we
never get the pictures.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
When people come, they line up and you know, want
to say hi and tell us about the show stuff,
and then they take a picture and then it's always
with their phones, So we never see the pictures unless
like this guy, you volunteered to send one in.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's nice boy, Steve. You look you look thinner now too.
We both lost some.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Weight, and yeah, we both went through a transitional period there.
We were eating a lot back then.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, life was just so good, you know, and then
the Biden years were really tough on us, but it
made us.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Lean and me that must have been it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna start telling people, how'd
you get so skinny?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, you know, Biden nomics, that all happened. Hell, they'll
do you what are you gonna do? Guys? And we'll
keep covering the Epstein thing all morning.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I know that it's not like trendy for Republicans to
still want to release the Epstein finals, but I do.
I'm for releasing them, but I'm not foolish enough to
think that those things haven't been manipulated and modified.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
They're gonna you're gonna see what the want you to see.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
You're not say, oh, we have to release this terrible
news that will make us all look bad.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
They're not gonna.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But first, but first, let's play a game. It's called
what is Big Mike talking About? And I'm gonna play
a SoundBite for you of Michelle Obama talking in an
interview this week, and you tell me what she's saying.
What's the point of this?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
And we have to start educating people about all kinds
of beauty.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yes, and our beauty is so powerful and so.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Unique that it is that it is worthy of a conversation,
and it's worthy of demanding the respect that we're old
for who we are and what we offer to the world.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Absolutely, absolutely, all.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Right, there's a podcast about black female beauty black trainees.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Here's what I got out of it. There's a different
kind of beauty.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Everybody knows black women can be beautiful, but that's not enough.
Black trainees also need to be considered to be beautiful too.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
The part of this I thought was so odd is
what we are owed, she says Michelle Obama. Big mic
here is so beautiful that shim is owed something. Look,
I got my wallet out. How much do I owe you?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And why? While we're on the topic.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
A puzzler is to me at least, And I guess
it just takes a lot of practice how a big
mic can sit like that with the legs crossed like
a woman sits. Because we've seen enough pictures of what's
going on down below.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Sure's she's pretty strong in the pants.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's hard for somebody to sit with their legs like
that when they got that much should jump piled up
down there.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You know, it feels it. You can do it. Have
you ever tried? But you Yeah, you can't hold it long.
I mean I can't.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
That's just years of practice of trying to hide what
she's trying to hide.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
You have to really position your stuff in a certain
and like it actually can be kind of helpful if
you have to go to the bathroom really bad. I
could see that I can't understand what's happened to me
before I've been on the air, and I was like,
I got five minutes here. I'm just gonna shift my
leg this way and then I won't have to worry
about getting excited or.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, it's weird. What help because you can't do that
when you're driving, you know, but.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
No, you cannot.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I've noticed if you're driving and you have to go
real bad and you stop the minute you stand up, Yeah,
there's a little moment of Oh, I guess I don't
have to go that bad. Then you sit back down
and I guess, you know, stuff's squeezing on that bladder
a little bit. When you set, all of a sudden,
you got to go again. So if you're feeling that,
we just stand up for a minute. But again, you

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can't do that while you're driving. When you're driving, they.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Haven't, you know, we around here in this office, they
have desks. You can stand at it.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
The whole desk is on hinges and it'll rise up
if you want to stand, and then lower it back
down if you want to sit.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
They had to build a pickup truck like that Billy
there really ought to.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Sure, you'd know if anybody's ever thought about maybe lifting
one up off the of the ground a little bit.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You know, like how you could do in a boat.
You could stand while you drive the boat. That seems
like it'd be cool to me. You can just stand
and drive a truck.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
That would be kind of nice. But nobody's ever even
thought of it till right now. We just gave it
away for free.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Somebody's going to run to the autoplayant and they'll start
redesigning trucks and we won't get a dime.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's just our lot in life.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
I guess we we like money, okay, but we don't
we don't live for it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Pattern people do patent pending? Can I say that pattern
is a two A?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Now, well, you have to actually go to a patent
office somewhere, and you know you can't just call DIBs
like Shotgun.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I mean, I don't have a patent pending, but I
do like the band Faith No More, which has a
lead singer patent.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Not that's Mike Patton. That's that's close.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I don't think it's going to keep them from
stealing our idea.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I've seen Patton Oswald do stand up comedy, does that, yeah,
but I've also heard him speak about his political opinions
and not quite as big a fan as I used
to be. You know, we've made this point before. Don't
google people's political opinions, especially musicians.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
If some of them you don't have to because they're
just willing to just you know, throw them in your face. Yeah,
but you did google a few things you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Have never ever, ever google.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
If you like a comedian or an actor, a band
and they're not their art isn't political, just leave it.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yep. You know, boy, I hope he's like me. He's not.
Don't don't, don't ruin it for yourself.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Good news, bad news about this Senator Fetterman.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Fella. Maybe you've heard of him. Yeah, when we when.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We get back, we'll have to take a look because
our boy Fetterman took a nasty fall kind of like
was that egg right, what was the name of that eggiggs?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Humpty dumpty?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, humpty humpty dumpty. Fetterman fall down.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And Department of Homeland Security.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Christy Nome was in Houston this week and she didn't
even sleep over at my house.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
She did not sleep I get yeah, week, I like
dancing and ponies and getting my snooch pounded.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
On fighting nuts.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Walton and Johnson Radio Network. Boy man, you do that
way too good. I wish you'd wish you'd quit it
doing that. It's the mid nineties, pillyad.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Have you ever wondered why back in the day, as
they come up with these little stories, it was always
three there's three bears in the Goldilocks. It was the
three little pigs. I mean, it's just and I mean
you're gonna hate that. I know the answer to this. Well,
with the bears, it's a mama of papa and a
baby back. I get that. But with the three little pigs,
they weren't they were they they were all like siblings

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or something.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's a classic story arc, pillyad. It builds repetition and
then they switch it on you. So something happen only
two in the arc though. See that's where you're wrong,
the story about the arc. It was two by two.
This now it's three. So I don't know what arc
you're talking about. Of course, Pelly, id it's gonna be difficult.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, Anyway, I've always told you I thought bears was
pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
They're chill.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
They're just one of the most relaxed animals on the planet.
And I guess when you're big and mean and scary
and you know, have like knives for for fingers, you know,
pretty easy to be.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, you can all remember when they raped Leonardo DiCaprio.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Oh I wasn't prey, was it?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
But I was just reading this story somebody wrote and
sent to me about a woman who said she wants
to come back as a bear. She's a woman now,
but you know she said, if I get to come
back as a bear, A first of all, look at
that you get to hibernate, you get to sleep all
the time, to just sleep straight for like what four

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or five months, several months of the year, you're not
even expected to be awake.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Easy to deal with that.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
And before you hibernate, you're supposed to just eat yourself
stupid so that you have the calorie stored up.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Obviously we're really good at that. Sure, we've had no
problem meeting in the pastor and she says, when.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You're a girl bear, you give birth to your children
who are the size of walnuts while you're hibernating, and
by the time you wake up they're partly grown and
cute and cuddly. That's a much better way to do
it than the way women do it now, Sure, and
if you're a mama bear, everybody knows mama bears mean business. Yeah,

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you just you can swat anybody that comes around you
and your cubs. If your cubs get out of line,
you can swap them too. I mean, yeah, I didnt
pretty much deal with that. No, cpis for bears, right, Yeah.
And if you're a bear, your bear mate expects you
to growl, expects you to have hairy legs and excess
body fat.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
She's ready to deal with that too.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yeah, it'd be good to be a bear, except doing
you know, hunting season.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think John Fennerman's a bear.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
He exhibits bear like physical qualities, you know, it would
be like a bear with mange or something.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, but then again, he's also got that bad heart.
You know, he's got those strokes in his past, and
now he's got what they call a vent cute ventricicular
fibrilate fibri relate.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
He's got a bad heart.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
And during an early morning walk yesterday he had a
fall near his home, which where he lives in Braddock, Pennsylvania.
So they voted on Monday at the Senate, and then
Tuesday was a holiday, and then they had to wait
until the House could get it together to make this official.
So the government was still technically, you know, not working.

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And Thursday morning, he woke up, took an early morning
walk probably does that, you know some days, and they
said he had a ventricular fibrillation, that's it, and that
made him feel lightheaded and dizzy, and then he fell
to the ground and he hid his face and he
injured his face and he told him he said, you
thought my face looked bad before. Oh wait till you

(12:45):
see it now. But it's pretty funny. They rushed him
to the hospital, you know, as an abundance of caution,
as I'm sure you know how that works. And it
turns out he's gonna be okay.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
He was making a appearance, said you know, he's got
a book out. I've heard about that.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
That's why he's on TV a lot right now. That
and the Democrats I think are trying to kill him
the same way they went after Trump and Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
And Tim billy Edd's point.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm looking at social media today Fetterman's trending obviously, and
what I see is a lot of well wishes from
MAGA folks, Republicans, Libertarians.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
But not people on his own team.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I think that says a lot about today's Democrats.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah, here we are and our government remains closed, and
I think that's failure. And I'm the guy that's going
to consistently vote for a country over party. I'm always
going to vote for paying our military over the party.
I'm always going to vote for paying the Capitol police
over my party.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Boy, they hate this guy, yeah, they do. He knows
it too, Because somebody was asking me about this. He said,
the lift is a lot meaner to him than the right.
He said, the right will say some rough stuff, but
the left, it's like they want me to die and
they're cheering for my next stroke. And some of them

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have put little, you know, memes and pictures out showing
you just how much they don't like their fellow liberal Democrat.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
And as much as they don't like John Fetterman, who's
become something of a moderate well certainly a liberal, but
a moderate Democrat by our standards, they should really listen
to him. Do you know who the last guy was
to flip a Senate seat for the Democrat Party?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who? Who was he? Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Uh, you know we're talking about him right now, Billy,
and we're talking about John Fetterman was the last guy.
And John Fetterman being the last guy to flip a Senate.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Sent of a trick question, though, wasn't it. No, it
was really obvious to everyone in the room.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Everybody said they should listen to him, because you know
who the last guy to do that was. Made it
sound like there was somebody before him, that the last
guy who flipped a seat for the Democrats.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
And instead of taking this as a loss. I'm sorry.
I'm not going on my permanent record.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, But to get my point, John lives in a
state that's considered to be a swing state. He managed
to get people that had previously elected a Republican to twit,
switch sides and elect a Democrat. He did that, and
he did it recently, he fairly recently, so from from.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Their side, that should look like a victory for them,
and almost doubt it actually looked more like a victory
for us.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And almost immediately went out and he said, you know what,
we need to listen to Republican voters. We need to
listen to moderates, we need to consider everybody. And the
Democrats said, no, no, we should just listen to communists.
And you know, and I hate to make I hate
to bring it up, but you know who else has
been making that point lately. And she's right, even if
she has big fat arms and she's not cute anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
AOC.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
AOC has been going around telling people she's going to
start trying to work with Trump voters.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
She says, we need to start listening to Republicans. Now
she's lying as she does it.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
She's yeah, cause I heard her talk about how often
people come up to her then they tell her I
was maga and stop right there.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
No, they don't, No, they're definitely not doing that.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, but she would have you believe that a lot
of these Trump voters see the way the light at
the end of the tunnel, and it's AOC.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
She's walking around telling people I have Trump voters come
up to me all the time and they say, you know,
I didn't like you, and then I listened to you,
and now I think you have some good points, and
that obviously never happened.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Guys. No, she's.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
If there's one thing Trump voters are pretty consistent on,
it's hating socialism, even if they did consider, even if
they did consider voting for a moderate like Fetterman or
you know, Joe what's his name Mansion or whatever, AOC
is now saying that Trump voters are pulling her aside.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
And well, I want to say this right now, I
fully welcome Trump voters into our coalition. And I know
that sounds crazy to some people.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
But I'm running for Senate.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
That's that's the part that they left out that you
can just hear her saying it in her head.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
But even as she's vividly lying out. I mean, because
clearly that's not true, that Trump voter. She's about to
make the point. We're not even playing the whole sound
pipe that Trump voters come up to her all the time.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Just hear me out. I cannot tell you.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It just happened to me, like two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I can't tell you how many times someone has pulled
me aside and said either I was once a big
Trump voter and a Trump supporter, and I watched Fox
News every day. But then I started to kind of
expand I'm.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Gonna let you in on a little secret. Believe.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, sometimes men lie to women that they want to
have sex with you.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wait a second, what now?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I think that's disgusting that they do that, but so wrong.
There is a group of men out there who like
thick latinas. It's like that's their thing, you know. And
were they to meet AOC I gotta think, you know,
kind of like back in the nineties, pedophiles all wanted
Macaulay Culkin. Probably presumably No, I don't you know you
think that was I don't think that's okay. Well, remember

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the Michael Jackson thing. Anyway, I'm getting away from the
point here. I kind of think if you were into
thick latinas AOC would be the crumb day with crume,
she would be you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
There's still pictures of her online back when she was
in college and bartending to supposedly, you know, put herself
through college. I'm thinking maybe somebody else had a little
something to do with that, yeah, because they've been lying
her up for this and way back when. But back
when she was a little little college girl and a bartender,
everybody would always order this is what they told me

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that people know back in the day, everybody that went
to the bar would always order one of those drinks
that has to be shaken for like you know, thirty
seconds or something.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
They less stuff in and then you.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Do, like you start shaking a drink like that, because
apparently she was pretty good at shaking the drink because
she's got because she because he's he's stuff. Stuff was
you know, moving for guys like to see it move.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
For those of you don ketchup belly, I just putting.
You can look up her measurements online there it's there. Adequate.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Ill would never do something like that, that is just
what they called predatory. It's predatory. Shame on you, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I gotta think if you were into thick latinas AOC
would be the you know, the prize and I, you know,
kind of like if you were into chesty blonde Sydney Sweeney,
and if you were into trainees, you know, Michelle Obama.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
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