Jesse Peyton is a news story

Kenny Webster interviews comedian Jesse Peyton.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenney Webster there.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right,
let's get round. We're going on. We're going on. Everybody,
put your game faces on. People. The acting director of
FEMA has resigned after only six months in the role.
In other words, our disaster relief agency is a disaster

(00:31):
that requires relief. Jesse Payton's stand up comedian.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I think I'm pro FEMA, man. We got to stop
this abuse against pets. That's not what FEMA. The thing
to think it a peda. Oh Kenino, I'm stupid.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You know. You know.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
PETA is a private, privately funded charity worth millions of
dollars that harasses butchers. FEMA is the group of people
that go out after a hurricane and round up everybody
and put them in a labor camp.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you understand now FEMA? I thought that was the
bone in a boer's leg.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, that's what that is. Hi, everybody, we're live streaming
right now. Jesse is in studio right now. And uh, well,
I mean that's obvious, right, he's right here. Hang on,
get that off the screen. That's confusing. I wasn't. I
was doing too many things at once and people were
looking at Uh that's the computer screen behind me while
we're we're on the radio, and that should be my
primary focus. I have a producer down the hall, but

(01:23):
I'm one of those guys that's got to do everything himself.
So all my producer does is edit audio and smoke bongs,
which is a really easy job, but it doesn't pay well.
That Yeah, that sounds are hiring. Yes, I want that position.
You have. You have employees, right, you have merch girls,
and you have an agent and that sort of them. Jesse,
But you used to be a felon, used to be

(01:44):
in prison.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm still a felon. It's like an alcoholic. It just
doesn't go away. But now that it's just like herpies allegedly,
I want to that's correct. Yes, it's exactly the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I want to talk about what's going on in the news,
because this is a news radio station after all, and
there's a lot going on with FEMA and ice and
that sort of thing. But before we get to any
of that, you are a news story and people are mad.
There was a news story about how you were in
prison for close to a decade of your life. You
got out and you became one of the most popular
comedians in Texas, and this has really upset people that

(02:16):
don't know you.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
It is well, people come on my social media trolling
because I'm Trump supporter, and I say wild things like
I'm a radicalist, like I believe there's two genders and
women should have their own safe space in their own
restrooms and men shouldn't be in there. So they come
on attacking me and vilifying me, and you know, it's
the same thing all the time. I'm an inceel women
hate me, which only ugly women hate me. I have noticed, Kenny,

(02:40):
because I pull these people's profiles up and all of
them look like if Shrek and Fiona had a baby
with Benjamin Button disease, and yeah, it's crazy. So they
come on my page talking trash. And then there was
actually a news article that came out with the title
that said Jesse Peyton comedy sensation from prison to ten
million dollar net worth, And one of my fans came

(03:03):
to my defense and posted this today to a troll
who said I was an inceel and broke.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The insult of all the insults are things that I've
been called in You've been called That confuses me the
most because I feel like, of all that's supposed to
be demeaning, they are men who are in involuntarily celibate. Right.
But I will point this out. Since my divorce, and
I'm not proud to admit this out loud. Since my divorce,
my career has gone great. I'm in better physical shape

(03:30):
than I've ever been. I'm in better financial shape than
i've ever been. The one thing in my life that
I think has not gone well since becoming a single
man is dating. Dating has exposed me to a very
toxic culture of single people, and to the point where
I almost look at the insult community and I think, Wow,
maybe they have it right, Maybe that's better.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's not that, though, Kenny Man. All that is is projection.
It's these people who were on the outside looking in,
and they want to take their own inadequates, in own
insecurities and then project them onto you things that are
going on with them.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And then they're like, don't I don't get laid.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I don't make money, and I'm gonna throw it on
this guy because those are the things that sting me
the most, So I'm gonna project them onto you, hoping
they sing you because I'm jealous and insecure, so I
get it all the time. It's funny, which is why
it came up with. You know, the show that we do,
Couples Therapy.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, that's right. Can you explain before we get into
the news today, what's going on this weekend? And you
and I are in South Mississippi and South Louisiana. Bay
Saint Louis is not far from Gulf Ford in Biloxi,
Metterie is not far from New Orleans. What's happening Friday
and Saturday?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
So Base Lewis, We're gonna be at the Little Theater
doing our show, Couples Therapy, a relationship themed comedy show.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
This is the perfect date night where.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Kenny and I take our love life dating experiences, not
with each other. We keep those private, but we hey
dooey or example, hey, we would charge a lot more
than twenty five dollars for a ticket. If that was
the case, we were doing it on stage at the
Little Theater, and it would have to be a big
theater because of seeing Kenny naked.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
That's right, thank you. I'm a big guy. Thank you,
Kenny Lifts. I sure do. Yeah, so I'll take it. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
But this show I did Bay Saint Louis, which is
hilarious because Basin Lewis has a population of ten thousand
in this theater holds one hundred and we've sold out
two shows every time we've done it, and the first
show's already almost completely sold out. So we're adding a
second show this Friday at the Little Theater in Base
Saint Louis. Tickets are available on my website at Jesse
is Funny and jessesfunny dot com. Also, we're gonna be

(05:21):
in Meterie, Louisiana doing another show at Cork Martini and Winebar,
doing the same show there where we sold it out.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
As well last time.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Guys, get your tickets quick if you're in the Metay area,
if you're in Baseint Louis area. This show, Couple Therapy,
is me and Kenny saying all the things we really
can't say on the radio.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So it's a lot of FUNNYO come check us out.
You know that's true. There are lots of words, and
I have a bad habit of going too fast when
I'm on the radio. So at this comedy show on
Friday and Saturday night, I am gonna do a healthy
amount of fentanyl. It's medical grade fentanyl. I'm just gonna
take a little bit. Not Look, it's very popular nowadays,
and I figure if I'm nothing if not trendy, Jesse, Yeah,

(05:58):
that runs deep in my family, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
My family is so white trash that we call hard
drugs medicine.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
When I was seven years old, my dad would say, Hey,
bring me my sleep in medicine. I'm like, Dad, this
is heroin and I'm seven.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
And you sold it to him.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Weird. Weird was the weirdest think about that? We had
to raise money for my baseball team.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
All right, Well, speaking of money and sex and drugs,
that's about it. That is a topic du jour today.
There's a conversation being had right now about the Epstein files.
Everybody wants to know where are the Epstein files? Why
can't we see them? And so that we got this
big document dump from the Epstein estate. Now these are
not the DOJ files. These are emails that were provided

(06:39):
by you know, the error to the Epstein for the
Epstein estate is what it is, and which I think
a lot of that money now goes to the victims. Fine, whatever,
But I don't know a single person who wasn't a
little skeptical of Donald Trump when he called Epstein List
a Democrat hoax. But the Democrats this week and this
report from the Washington Post really make you think again.

(06:59):
Here there's an actual headline breaking news. Newly released documents
from Jeffrey Epstein's estates showed that he appeared to be
texting a member of Congress during a congressional hearing investigating
Donald Trump, and that those texts may have influenced the
lawmaker's questions. The Washington Post is reporting that Jeffrey Epstein
was texting sitting members of Congress Democrats Democrat non voting

(07:21):
delegates Stacy Plaskett of the Virgin Islands specifically, and directing
the questioning during the congressional investigation of Donald Trump. If
you're being coached by Jeffrey Epstein, it does kind of
make you look like a bad.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Person, you know, absolutely, which is crazy how the Democrats
always try to flip everything. And when the new files
came out, the old redacted the new redacted old email
that just recently came out where Jeffrey Epstein said Donald
Trump didn't have a what was it, a decent bone
in his body? And then the Democrats were like, see
Donald Trump's bad. I'm like, you just took an endorsement.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
From a pedophile, right, exactly, yes, correct.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Now, one of the other things we've learned here is that, weirdly,
of all the things that are mentioned in the Epstein files,
Epstein was being counseled by the New York Times and
he was coaching Democrat members of Congress. This isn't exactly
strengthening the Trump was best buddies with Epstein case. In fact,
in this document dump of new emails, Epstein really appears

(08:23):
to hate Donald Trump. Now, I don't know about you,
but I would love to be hated by pedophiles and globalists.
I actually prefer that. Yeah, the enemy of my enemy
is my friend.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
It's simple, but it's wild how Democrats want to now
take anything that's anti true. And that's the thing we
want we as conservatives, libertarians, we that are right leading
normal people want the Epstein files released so we can
see every single person on it. The Democrats want the
Epstein files released so they can see one person on it.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Right, that's it. They don't care. You know, they were
in charge for four years. I played this clip earlier
in the opening segment of the show, but you weren't
here at the time, and now I don't have it available.
There's I close the video. There's Chuck Schumer has been
all over the news this week, as you know, he
is the Senate Minority leader, and he was asked a
question about why Biden didn't release the Epstein files during

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the four years that he was in charge. But Chuck Schumer,
who's really really old and doesn't know how to grill
a cheeseburger for those that have never seen that video,
didn't understand the question. He thought they were asking him
about Trump, and so this was his suspicious answer.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Editor on that note, just I guess a question that's
out there.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Why wouldn't they have been released the last four years
when President Biden was in office?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Too?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, that's the question every American is asking. Not every American,
but so many Americans are asking, what the hell is
he hiding? Great? It's so great, so good.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
This almost feels like a parody reel that somebody like
you know, transpose the question.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's so funny, it's so awesome, it's like, all right,
And it also begs the question if if he'd heard
the question correctly, would you have given that answer? Absolutely
not no. And so if your positions on policy and
government and if they change based on who's in charge,
doesn't that kind of make you a parasite? It makes
you a garbage human being, It really does. Yeah, and

(10:17):
now you're an anti Semit because Chuck Schumer is a Jew.
Nice job, Jesse, well.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Done, Hey, Kenny has always thought the best things in
life are free, free plus tax, of course, Kenny Webster's
pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
All right, kids. The Met Gala has just announced the
theme for twenty twenty six. The theme for the twenty
seventy six Met Gala will be costume Marched. This changes
from last year's theme, which was raping children on Epstein Islands,
a very different theme this year. They've decided not to
go with the child rape thing anymore. Apparently it's very
unpopular nowadays. Jesse Peyton, have you ever been invited to

(10:58):
the Met Gala? A diddy freak out? So that was fun,
and then yeah, the diddy freak off. I showed up.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I was the only white person there and I was like, Hey,
this is my first time here. Are there any party favors?
And they told me I was the party favor, which
was crazy. And then they played this weird game called
pin the tail on the honky and I was the
honky and I found out black people don't have tails.
They use their front tales. They used their third leg.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And that's not all black people, just the black people
at a ditty party exactly. I was always really disgusted
by the notion of the ditty parties. I always thought
what they did was terrible. I never read a good
thing about it. And then I read this report from
Courtney Kardashian claiming she once got punched at one of
those p didty parties. She realized what that means. That
means not everything that happened at those p didty parties

(11:47):
was bad.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
My first thought, he said, do you know what that means?
I was gonna say, justice is poetic.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
All right, let's talk about Olivia Nuzzy for a minute.
You probably don't know who this is, but I have
a feeling you're really gonna enjoy this news story. You
get who RFK Junior is. Right, of course, RFK Junior
is the h He's the health czar, and he has
he has a weird advice. We're all gonna take health
lessons from a guy that talks like this. And while
he was running for president back before he endorsed Donald Trump,

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he was being followed around the country by a female
journalist named Olivia Nuzzy. I want to put a picture
of Olivia on the screen here so that people watching
us on social media can see, and also said jests
you can kind of get a feel of what kind
of woman Olivia Nuzzy is. I would say, I don't
know what word to use to describe her. She's a
famous journalist. I'm gonna just say expensive. She looks expensive

(12:39):
to me. She looks like, uh like, uh like more
smart than pretty pretty ish, you know, and said I
got it. She's got a j leno jawline going on.
But that's besides the point. While Olivia Nuzzy was following
RFK Junior around while he was running for president, back
before he endorsed Trump, she became obsessed with him physically,

(12:59):
obses asked sexually, she was sending him naked photos, which
is which is a big no no when you're a journalist.
This is a thing that female journalists hate other female
journalists for doing, using their vijj in order to get
the scoop, if you will, in order to scoop the scoop.
Go ahead, go ahead, Jesse, I know you have.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Something to scoop the story. No, that's great, I was
just thinking about Raisin Brandon. Two scoops.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Never mind, it just went it went very so okay.
So Olivia and Nuzzi uh finally published her story about
RFK Junior and it was what you would call a
smear piece, a hit piece. It was supposed to damage
his career and make him look horrible so that nobody
would ever like RFK Junior, and it didn't really work. Instead,
it kind of backfired on her and her fiance ended

(13:48):
up leaving her because he you know, because she was
trying to cheat on him with RFK Jr. Well, this
is Washington, DC, it's the East Coast. These are the
coastal elitists, as we refer to them. When you're a rich,
famous female celebrity journalist who's been using your vagina to
scoop the story, why not write a book about it?

(14:09):
So that's happened now. If you don't follow the professional
journalism class, you might not know how funny this is.
Olivia and Nuzzy got her break as a reporter during
her coverage of the twenty sixteen election for The Daily Beast.
Went on to work at Politico, the Washington Post, New
York Magazine, pretty much every major political news outlet. She
is now an editor for Vanity Fair. In twenty seventeen,

(14:32):
Nuzzy was upset at Hollywood for insinuating that female reporters
use sex to scoop their stories. Do you remember there
used to be a TV show on the air called
House of Cards? Did you ever watch House of Cards?
Jesse I started it? Yeah, there was a So do
you remember this woman on the screen right here? This
was a female journalist on the show. Was famous for

(14:54):
having trying to have sex with Kevin Spacey, who was
at the time of congressman, so that she could get details.
Olivia Nuzzi was very upset about this. Here's a tweet
she posted in January nineteenth, twenty fifteen. Why does Hollywood
think female reporters sleep with their sources well. In twenty
twenty four, the news broke that Olivia Nuzzy's fiance had

(15:15):
called off the wedding due to an alleged affair with
RFK Junior. Now, according to the details of the story,
the alleged affair was kind of one way Olivia was
trying to seduce RFK Junior. RFK claims that Nuzzy sent
him unwanted sexual pictures and videos during her coverage of

(15:36):
his twenty twenty four campaign, and even threatened a lawsuit.
Rfk's wife, as you know, is Cheryl Hines, the star
of Curb Your Enthusiasm. She denied the rumor. She said
it's not true to prove that she had an affair. However,
Nuzzy doubled down this month by releasing a memoir, a
book called American Canto Conto Whatever, where she claims to

(15:58):
lay out the sordid trace in detail. She writes things
like I did not like to think about it, just
as I later would not like to think about the
worm in his brain that other people found so funny.
I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an
intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman. He was
not quite mad the way they thought. But I loved
the private ways that he was mad. I loved that

(16:20):
he was insatiable in always as if he would swallow
up the whole world just so that Why are you
laughing at that, Jesse? Why is that funny? He made
me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. Baby,
don't worry, he said, it's not a worm. The point
is this woman who basically built a career off saying
that female journalists should never have sex with the subjects
they're writing about, appears to have had sex with the subject,

(16:43):
or at least wanted to. Jesse Payton, you're not a politician.
You're probably disgusted by all this. You would never have
anything to do with these people, right.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I just want to know how bad unsolicited, unwanted nudes
of women are, cause there's the thing about naked pictures
of women.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I've always wanted them. I don't, I don't, I don't
get it.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
And it's weird that she would make a reference to
what RFK swallowed, And I wonder if that's why his
voice sounds like that.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Well, what I would ask you to go further, but
I think you've insinuated enough. Ye. His her fiance was
a guy named Ryan Lizza. He claims that then girlfriend
Olivia as He cheated on him with GOP presidential candidate
Mark Sanford. Most people probably don't know who Mark Stanford is.
He is he was a congressman from South Carolina. Let's see,

(17:35):
he was the one hundred and fifteenth governor of South
Carolina from two thousand and three to twenty eleven. And
apparently she had a go with this guy. I'll put
a picture of him on the screen. So maybe you're
starting to figure out what her type is here, old
white men. That's the kind of guy she's really attracted to.
Jesse Payton, what do you know about women that are
into that? Anna Nicole Smith was my favorite person ever.

(17:59):
You know, she's from not a lot of people outside
of Houston realized the famous buxom blonde met her ex
husband at a strip club that was right down the
street from this radio station. I never went there. That
closed before I moved here, but it was a famous
strip club from New Orleans called Rick's Cabaret, and that's
where she met the old guy. Do you think that

(18:19):
was true love? Jesse?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
What do you think absolutely, Yeah, he was in love
with boobs and she was in love with money. It's
the American tale as old as time.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So that was the real thing. All right. What do
you think Olivia Nuzzy saw in RFK Junior or Mark
Sandford for that matter, the old white guy.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, apparently her eight dating age range is four to
oh one k.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
That's actually pretty funny. Jesse's so to summon up. Nuzzy,
who is thirty two years old, was upset ten years
ago that Hollywood portrays female journalists using sex to get
close to sources. But then she apparently changed her mind.
She no longer feels that way. Method acting is one thing,
but method journalism is a whole different kind of that

(19:03):
is a different craft altogether. I've never heard of section.
I think Jesse Payton, it's crazy that she would. Probably.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I bet she was a big fan of the movie Cocoon.
Who's the guy that's he had diabetes?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
What was his name? The guy in Cocoon wasn't George Burns. No, no, no,
I forget that guy's name. I know who you're talking about, though,
I have his I have the SoundBite. He looks like
the Quaker oats guy. I have a lot of soundbites
on this computer. Somewhere on here. I have the diabetes
sound bite, but I think it's spelled wrong because he
says it wrong. What the hell was his name? Someone
in the comment section is probably about to sound off

(19:37):
and embarrass us. Did you know he was like our
age when he did that movie? No kidding? Yeah, old people.
Middle aged people looked really old back in the eighties.
I don't know what changed.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
They said, George Alexander from a Seinfeld, Right, he was
like thirty six.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Wilford Brimley, Okay, yeah, I don't know why it just
came to me. I was just about to google it.
Isn't that weird how your brain works, right, I just
suddenly remembered Wilford Brimley. I don't know why that is.
Do you ever think about uh, Wilford Brimley seems like
something you could think about during sex so that you
didn't finish too soon, you know. Yeah, it's like baseball
and then that guy. Yeah, baseball, Wilfrid Brimley and Whoopee

(20:14):
Goldberg wearing a bra or.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
In this woman's case, she could just open her eyes
and see the guy she's actually.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
With America, the land of Taxation that was founded to
avoid taxation Kenny Webster's pursuit of happiness.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, So a dog in Scotland survived a one
hundred foot drop down a cliff unscathed. Wow. Christy Nome
calls it the feel bad story of the year. I
knew he'd make it, he identifies as a cat. That
was somehow better than my Christy Nome joke. I don't know,

(20:50):
And you didn't even try. That was good. I wrote
my joke out before the show today. Yeah, And I'm
sorry and I just and you, I'm sorry. I can't
see it, producer. Could the producer get that one?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I feel I feel like producers stand on standby when
I'm when I'm in your studio, the same way TSA
people are on high alert when somebody walks through the
airport with a turbine on?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Did you did you have to go to the airport
during the government shutdown? Didjimny? Issues with them went once?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But I went into hobby because I'm poor and uh,
and there was no issue there. There was an issue
coming back from where the heck did I go? Where
did I go? Can he and when I was coming back. Uh, damn,
I don't even know which airport I was in.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Do you think that Hobby is the poor airport because
of Southwest? Is that what you?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, that's right. No, that's a middle class airlines. The
poor airlines is Spirit in Frontier or front or yeah,
and theer and they go to Bush that's where they go.
Southwest is Southwest? Isn't it used to be cheap? Okay?
Now they charge Now they have as signed seating. Did
you know they change they charge bags? Yeah? Wild No
south I thought Southwest gate let you bring your bag free.

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Spirit charges for the bags. Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
No, when you know Southwest charges for bags, I just
paid for bags.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I thought you get two bags. You must do it anymore,
you must add extra bags.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
No, I had one bag and they charged me thirty
five dollars one bag and it flew to Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I actually don't have an issue with charging for the
bag because because if you think about it, it's like
saying it's cheaper if you don't have a bunch of
crap to bring with you. Absolutely, if you don't bring
anything with you and you're getting charged the same fee
as a guy that has five bags. That kind of seems.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
See. I don't write much about pricing or stuff like that,
because if you can't afford it, you don't want to
do it, then don't go or drive.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, yeah, you're onto something there, all right, Jesse Payton
in studio. Right now, let's talk about Muslims and trainees,
the weird intersection between two subcultures of people that can't
seem to assimilate into society without screaming, look at me,
look at me, look at me. There's a video going
viral this week out of Belgium's out of Brussels, Belgiums.

(22:56):
As you know, Brussels is not just a vegetable. It's
the name of a city in a country. I've never
been there before. I guess they have really good beer.
And there's a transgender influencer, very famous person. It's a man,
but it's a woman. You know that. It's a man
who identifies as a woman. I don't speak Brussels or
what are they speaking, Belgium, bell Belgianese or German. I

(23:19):
don't know. I've never been there. I don't care. I'm
not going to pretend to care. What you're seeing right
now on the camera screen. Here in our studio is
a man dressed as a woman who's all beat up.
He's bleeding out of his face, He's got cuts coming
out of his cheeks. This guy looks terrible. I mean,
he looked terrible before he got jumped by a bunch
of Islamis, and look at him now. He looks terrible. Anyway,

(23:39):
So a transgender influencer was beaten by a group of
Muslims in Brussels, Belgium. Now I don't speak the language,
but what he's saying is I have always supported Palestine.
I don't understand why they would attack me. Jesse Payton,
why do you think these Muslim extremists attacked this white
man dressed as a woman.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
If you had to guess, I remember the first time
that happened when the liberal identified as a wolf and
went in to play with the wolves in the woods
and got attacked by wolves.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
And like, why they turn on me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:09):
They hate you. Hey, I don't know who needs to
tell you this. They hate you, They don't like you.
They disagree with your sexuality. You're nonexistent. We tolerate you
here even though we disagree with your sexual deviance. But
we don't attack you like they do. And y'all want
to make a claim for pro Muslim, pro Palestine, pro Islam.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And they hate you. Yeah, Queers for Palestine is guy
that's like, you know, like vegans for butcher blocks or
it makes no sense at alling.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, while we're on the topic of the cross dressing weirdos,
the American people have wanted questions to the answers to
the questions we've been asking about Thomas Crooks. I hate
saying his name, but I feel like I have to
say the shooter's name so everybody can remember who he was,
because now there's been more than one of these. Thomas
Crooks was the would be assassin from Butler, Pennsylvania who
shot Trump's ear. Now, for over a year and a half,

(25:00):
we didn't know anything about this guy. We didn't know
he had no social media presence, we had no information
on his history, nothing. Then all of a sudden, weirdly,
we just discovered he had a trail of digital clues
on some website called deviant Art. Devian Art, I guess,
is a website where you post art that you're interested
in and lo and behold, how shocking is this? He

(25:21):
had a weird fetish with cross dressing trainees and the
furry thing people dressed as animals, which is also what
the Charlie Kirk assassin was into. Now I ask you this, Jesse,
does that seem a little suspiciously coincidental or do you
believe it?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I have no idea kinny. It's funny how all these
clues pop up months and months later. He's like, what
were they doing up until now? So I don't know.
I'm suspicious about anything that's brought to light this far
after the fact. When EG and Carrol said Trump did
what he did twenty years later.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I don't know. Yeah, right, the woman that accused him
of raping her in a dressing room and then she
said she thought rape was And when she made that comment,
I was still married at the time. I hadn't gotten
out in the dating world yet, and I didn't realize
how many people agreed with that sentiment, the choking and
spitting and slapping. And I don't mean to get off topic,
but the weirdest thing about what EG and Carol said

(26:15):
in that SoundBite, it never occurred to me a couple
of years ago, the first time i'd heard it, is
there are a lot of people that weirdly seem to
agree with that. I don't know if that's a good thing.
I've seemed very unhealthy to me. But yeah, it reminds
me of when I was locked up? Why did it
remind me of when you were locked up?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Jesse?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
That's a joke. That was a joke. I was kidding.
I was a joke. I often will pitch my stand
up comedy bit ideas to Jesse because he's a professional comedian.
I'm not a comedian, and you know, I do comedy
as a hobby on the side for fine I do
radio for a living. And I wrote this bit out
one time about how somebody did a peer reviewed academic
study on young women twenty years ago and violent sex,

(26:53):
and they went around, they interviewed all these college girls,
college age women about violent sex, not not you know,
like non consensual, but consensual violent sex. They asked all
these women, do you like it to you participate in it?
And more than half of them, more than half of
them said they did not. Less than half of them
said that they were interested in it a small portion, right,

(27:14):
And then we fast forward to more recently, a similar
study was conducted on women of the same age group.
They went out and they asked them, do you like
being choked, spit on, slapped, that sort of thing? This
time they got totally different results. More than half the
women said yes, we're interested in that. That's something that
we request regularly, something they participated with their lovers in.

(27:35):
And then they went and then they went and did
biometric data on these women. They went and checked what
is this doing to their health, to their heart, to
their brain. And what they determined was that many of
these women were having so much violent sex that involved
choking and lack of oxygen to their brain that it
was actually causing brain damage. And I wrote this whole

(27:55):
bit out where I explained all that, and then I
showed it to Jesse and I was like, how do
we make this funny? And Jesse was like, you don't.
This is one of the most depressing things you've ever
showed me. Kenny, do you remember when we had that conversation.
I do remember that that was not gonna work on stage,
but weirdly it works on talk radio, doesn't it? Absolutely?
Why is that.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Because you have a captive audience that can't walk out,
and if they do, we don't know it well.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
The ratings seem to suggest that they're tuning in, but no, absolutely.
Sometimes there's just things that don't seem to work in
a comedy club, But then things you'd think wouldn't work,
like Holocaust jokes and stuff like that. I've been to
a lot of comedy shows that are so lit.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I mean, I was doing this Holocaust joke and it
was cooking right, and I just turned up the heat
and I was guessing it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yep. Sorry, I'm better than that. I'm sorry, Please don't judge.
I think it's because of the ten year rule. Did
South Park explain this once? After ten years, horrible things
become acceptable for comedy nine to eleven, for example, the
age crisis of the nineteen eighties. The Holocaust wasn't funny
until the nineteen six Apparently, it's true.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
And I don't make the rules, which means in twenty
thirty one, my Herbies is gonna be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
So sorry, Jesse Payton, we have to run. But you
and I are doing stand up comedy this Friday night
in Base Saint Louis. That's in South Mississippi, And on
Saturday night we're gonna be doing comedy in Metaie at
a place called Cork. It's a wine in martini bar.
People can get tickets to jesse isfunny dot com. If

(29:29):
people show up at the door, will they be able
to get in or do you think it'll be sold out?
Both shows are gonna be sold out, guys. If you
want tickets, get them now. We've done these cities multiple times.
We added a second show for Bay Saint Louis. Tickets
are going live later today because that show is gonna
sell out this afternoon. We've only got like ten seats
left and they're going quick.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But Friday, Bay Saint Louis the little Theater, me and
Kenny doing a show called Couples Therapy.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Y'all, this is a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
And then Saturday in Metarie at Cork Wine and Martini Bar,
we're gonna be doing the same show. Get your tickets
pre buy them, guys. It's like a three dollars extra charge.
It's worth it.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You want to come out, get VP come see Kenny.
Uplose you don't want to see him from far away?
I promise absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
And if we sell out and enough people ask for it,
I will take my shirt off on stage. I love
you all, have a great afternoon. We'll see you brain
early tomorrow morning for more of what you bought a
radio for it.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
You are listening to the pursuit of having this radio.
Tell the government to kiss your ass when you listen
to this show.