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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Nothing motivates a news consumer like the promise of something salacious.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oooh, and do we have that promise?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Sort of?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
There are lots of news stories today involving politics and sex.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
No way, Yeah, huh, when did those two kids get together?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Apparently apparently this is part of the reason why people
get into politics.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
They like money and they like sex.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Huh. Maybe the reason people get into pretty much anything
they do.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
True.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know, guys start bands in high school. They want
to be in a band, not really, but they wanted
to get the girls to notice them, and that's a
good way to do it.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Nicki Minaj and the Trump administration are collaborating and the
former I don't know if you'd call her a stalker.
What is Olivia Nuzzi's relationship to RFK Junior. She wrote
a book about him.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
He's a fan.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, it's a definitely a fan.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
A journe who wrote a hit piece about RFK Junior
but also sent nude pics to him, has written a
book about how she's in love with him, and it
is apparent to people in the world of politics, especially
other journalists. It's the book's fascinating because she broke one
of the golden rules that you're not supposed to break
as a female journalist. You're not supposed to use your
(01:20):
vagina to get the story. WHOA careful? Now, that's kind
of crass talk. What's your language? Saw first season a
House of Cards? That was a reoccurring theme, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I believe it was.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
People were fascinated by that, like, oh, this woman is
a journalist and she's going to use sex to get
a story. And even more fascinating, ultra gay Kevin Spacey
would be interested in that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, he was an actor, he had the act interested.
I guess I'm just caution you about the language and
the comments that you make this early in the morning.
Normally a bunch of fifth graders might not be up
this early, But today we got an email from Bob.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Bob's a kid, He's a fifth grader. That doesn't sound
like a fifth grader.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Name Bob. He says, I'm on my way this morning
from Covington, Louisiana, to Dolphin Island Sea Lab, chaperoning a
bunch of wiggly fifth graders. Hmmm, and your show is
going to make the trip much more bearable. I just
want to say thanks, keep up the great work.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
All right, fifth graders, you guys are listening, We got
something to tell you. The government is gonna crush you.
It's gonna take your soul. It's gonna chew it up,
it's gonna spit it out. You know, all the hope
and aspirations and dreams you have right now, the government
is going to use those.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
As its toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, that thing you look forward to doing someday, don't,
don't look forward to it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
The world is going to smash and crush you. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Hey, that's just you know your lot in life.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
As they say, this is not the.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Radio show that tells you what you want to hear.
It's the radio show that tells you what you should hear.
We're not the radio show that spices things up or
dresses things down.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
We tell it as it is.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
If there's a political news story that involves something scandalous,
oh and there always is, you know, something sillacious, something nefarious,
something controversial, we'll tell you about it, but we're not
going to make it sound like it's bigger or smaller
than it is. I will tell you this thing with Epstein.
When you do a deep dive into what we just
learn from the Epstein a State email dump that just
(03:22):
came out. It does not make Trump look bad, not
at all. In fact, it shows that Epstein didn't like Trump.
It shows that there were globalists all over surrounding the
Epstein social realm who also hated Trump, including journalists. And
none of this is new. It wasn't new in twenty
eighteen or twenty fifteen. And on top of all of that,
(03:44):
at the same time, right here in the year twenty
twenty five, Trump is not handling this well.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
In my opinion, I just don't think.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think some of these comments he's made about Thomas
Massey and Marjorie Taylor Green. For a guy who looks
objectively innocent, I think he is a kind of overplaying
his hand a little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I think he should calm down.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You have you written to him or explained it to him,
and let him know that you have, you know, some
advice for him, and maybe you could guide him through
these hard times.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's kind of like the thing with Elon Musk.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Remember when Trump and Elon had a falling out and
the two of them started saying things that we all
knew they'd regret later on. That's kind of where Trump
is at right now with Marjorie Taylor Green and Thomas Massey,
and the two of them aren't helping either, right, and
everybody should probably put your egos away for a minute
and remember, you know, populist, nationalist, republican, libertarian, whatever you
(04:34):
claim to be, it's still better than being a communist.
We all have to get along with each other. Just
because we have the ball right now and we control
most of the federal government doesn't mean we will by
this time next year, and it doesn't mean that we're
always gonna it doesn't good things aren't necessarily promised to
us in the coming twelve months. In fact, it could
get vastly worse with people like Senator John Cornyn of
(04:57):
Texas eating up all the resources and the republic Can
Party to win a primary in a red state.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You should tell him to stop that, tell him to
knock it off.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
You know something I'm very proud of, Steve.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I have been told that people at John Cornyn's office
and Dan Crenshaw's office have had meetings to talk about
what they need to do about me and us.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Well, that is uplifting.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, And all we do is tell fart jokes about politicians.
That's kind of awesome. Right. That reminds me.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
This Friday night, we will be in Bay Saint Louis
in South Mississippi, and Saturday will be in Metai telling
dirty jokes about politicians.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's called couples therapy. Bring your girlfriends, your spouse, your mistress.
It's going to be a blast.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Ladies could bring their boyfriends. Yeah, I mean they could,
you know, all their girlfriends or both. Oh yeah, scissor
sisters always welcome. I'm an ally to the owls. You
know I always have b Oh yeah, yeah, bring them out, ladies.
Holyantastical Tuesday, Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh the Devil. I had something about the devil.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
You're familiar.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Instagram is promoting a new AI creation tool, and so
they needed something to demonstrate how great it is, an
example of what you could do with it. So they
made a video of Trump kneeling before Satan. That was
what Instagram and Meta did. Well.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, I mean, first thing pops into your head, you
just go with it, right.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Meta promoted its Artificial Intelligence is new free AI creators
tool on Instagram with a piece of content that appears
to show an AI generated video of the President kneeling
before Bilzebub, Mephisto, Lucifer.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You get the idea anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
A screenshot of the AI generated video showcased in an
advertisement for the tool, showed what looked like Trump shaking
hands with Satan before kneeling before him. The promotion read
quote meta AI try free AI creation tools and featured
a get app button, And you know it's it was
(06:56):
a choice. I guess. I've got an image of it
on this show Green here. I'm not really sure quite
what the point of this was. They also had another
image of what appeared to be Arnold Schwartzenegger inside one
of those alien tubes you know, from the movie.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So that's a thing that's pretty pretty good, pretty good,
AI want admit. I mean, the subjects they choose maybe
not to your liking, but it looks good.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's kind of the problem with the whole thing. It's
very realistic looking.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah. The one I've seen lately that I really was
taken with was the scene from that Patrick Clazy movie
where he's he's dancing down the aisle, you know, and
he's got the dancers behind him. Dirty dance, dirty dancing.
That one scene where you don't mean roadhouse, do you know? Yeah,
(07:44):
name all the Patrick Slazy movies. Nobody's dancing down the aisle,
but instead of Patrick Clazy, it could be you. They
put you in his body basically, and all of a
sudden you're dancing down the aisle and you can put
your friends behind you. You know, if you have some
skills with AI and have some time and nothing important
to do, you know, go play with that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I've never seen dirty dancing? Is it any good?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Nah? You wouldn't like it.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I find that if you tell women you've never seen
movies like Titanic or Dirty Dancing, or seen an episode
of Friends, usually they want to watch it with you,
but you never get past the first couple of minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
It doesn't matter. Yeah, get get your hands start roaming
underneath those clothes though, And yeah, I don't care what's
on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, I meant, because we start talking about the Bible. What,
Oh did you think?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I meant?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
No, Steve never, I would never do something like that. No,
all right, kids, you're just waking up, and there's a
lot happening.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Today, so we really, I mean, we're still just waking up.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
The vote on Epstein happens today, and so that's very important.
But more important than any of that, somebody asked Trump,
what's the deal with your voice? You know his voice?
You know how his voice is all like, you know
New Yorky and Queen's Queen's New Year. It's a fair
specific kind of accent. And so he answered the question,
(09:04):
and we have a little sound bite of that here
his voice. That's the hell of the presidents always needs
your voice, says a little rougher your billion.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Are I feel great?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I was shouting at people because there was stupid about something.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Having to do with UH trade in a country, and
I straightened it out.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But I blew my stack at these three.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, it sounds like there's a follo up there. But
can I ask you about Venezuela? You suggest that is
what It sounds like. There's a follow up there. I
Can I ask you about Venezuela. You said there was
a pollop and I said, follow up?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Follow up?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Am I the only person that doesn't want to go
to war with Venezuela?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You are.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
And also I can't get a lay of the land
here from the Nigerians in my social circle. They seem
to have real mixed feelings about Trump going in and
helping out the Christians.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I will tell you I'm not supporting that.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
If the Nigerians aren't for it, if the Nigerians don't
want help, then why would we help them?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Right? Nicki Minaj is for it. That's all you need to.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Know, all right now. I know it's important to have
women like Nicki Minaj.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
The most important. They're like the most important people.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Nicki Minaj is basically the Republican version of Cardi B.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Everybody knows that at this point.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
And Cardi B looks like a woman who washes her
panties in a gas station sink. I just I don't
understand why we need the opinions of these people, but
I don't disagree with her. She thinks that murdering Christians
is wrong and she wants Trump to do something about it.
So today, in addition to there being a vote with
Jeff on the Epstein files, which seems like a overwhelming
(10:34):
slam dunk, most Republicans and Democrats want those files released,
Nicki Minaj is going to release a statement. She's going
to speak with what is it people from the State
Department about how maybe Islamic extremists murdering Christians isn't the
best thing for the world.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Aren't They almost out of Christians in Nigeria? I mean
they've killed a lot.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It is a big country.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
How many more Christians are there? I mean, are we
going to run in there and say fifteen or two?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
My understanding of the way Nigeria works is that it's
almost kind of like it's divided into two countries, but
it's I mean, it's one country.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
So it's like America, yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
There's part of the country where there's a lot of Muslims,
and then there's a part of the country that's more secular,
and so that's where the big cities are at. That's
where you find Christians and Muslims and people that aren't
necessarily religious, all living together in harmony. But in America, right, yeah,
But when you go out to the countryside, it's mostly Muslims,
(11:30):
I think in the northern part of the country, and
if you're a Christian farmer out there, you're probably gonna
get rape to death.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's just something they've all come down.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Even if you didn't want to be raped to death,
you don't get to say so.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You know, we don't actually have any data on whether
or not they wanted to be rape to death.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
My guess would be no, that they don't want it.
Weird and yet they did it anyway. No, yeah, I
would assume not.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I don't know what I did to impress the people
at Newsmax, but I got invited back again.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Well that's nice.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I was on TV this weekend on Newsmax explaining to
people why we shouldn't let any more fat people into
the country. And I will tell you that, up until
five minutes ago, this was never really a thing I
was that worried about. But then when they asked me
if I could come up for some reasons to have
the policy, I did.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You use the one where if you take fat people
with you to war, they're easier to shoot. That's a
great point, you know, and if they're on your side,
I don't know if you want them shot or not,
but if you go to war with a country full
of fat people, you don't have to be that good aim.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
See, that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And then the other side of that is, if we
let fat people into the country, you really don't have
to worry that much about getting attacked by a bear
because you don't have to outrun the bear.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
That's true. You just make sure that fat guy isn't
a sprinter.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
That's it. That's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Just walk near fatties and then when the bears attack,
you know you're good, just outrun the fat guy.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
The bear's going to attack fatty first.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And really thinking about that war, not that you would
you do a cowardly thing like hide, but if the
gunfire starts, you can hide behind the fat people that
you're serving with and they take all the bullets.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Right. See.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's part of it too, is I would be okay
with more immigration into the country if we required them
all to do some you know, some public work for
us first, you know, get them out there, clean the streets,
that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Maybe we could send them to Nigeria.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, now not a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Of them came from there though. Oh this is complicated.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now, what if we make what if we have a
work program where we require the jahatists to clean up
Eye ten. I've noticed there's a lot of garbage all
the way from al Paso to Georgia as you travel
along on what if we just get as you're driving along,
you know, al Qaeda picking up the trash. I don't
know what we call it, junk for Jahatiss or something
(13:43):
like that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
It will come up with something, you know, catchy.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, some i'thing look good on a bumper stick.
He Welcome to the show. Happy Tuesday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
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