New Doritos Flavor - FRI 7.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tell him about it.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
So, yeah, I know people think everything sucks nowadays, but
there's news. There's new music out right now from Whale
and Jennings and Willie Nelson, not together, but you.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Know, yeah, but you know they have been known to occasionally.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Whalen was into cocaine right when then his thing, and
then Willie liked weed. I got to think a pothead
and a coke addict at the same party aren't going
to get along.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Well, but apparently they were homies.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
They figured out away. Yeah, yeah, well, you know that's
great that they put their differences aside.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You could smoke weed all snort coke and we'll both
jam out.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
You didn't do the smoke weed every day thing when
you said you can spoke weed.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know, I always like to hear that. I we
only have a year to do it. I miss Nate Dog.
He was great back in the day. You know, he
was a cool guy. Well, Nate Dog, he was a rapper.
He used to hang out doctor Dreh.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't think I met him. That's him, yeah him. Oh, well,
he's a good man, doesn't okay.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Billy Hey, apparently another Maha win a major snack maker
is ditching dies. Congratulations rfk Junior. American food manufacturing giant
PepsiCo has announced yesterday that their brands are going to
take artificial flavors and dies out of Cheetos and Doritos.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Bill Yet they're going to change Doritos. Huh oh, well
what are they? What artificial dye or they usual in Doritos?
The red usually the red stuff though probably for your
nachos and your nacho flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
But you cool Ranch, they're just regular color. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, look, I don't know how much they're going to
change Cool Ranch, but I do know this.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
He's nervous. Look at him, he's nervous. They they just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Don't mess with the cool Ranch, and I'll be fine.
There are new choices. I think that's really what this
is about. Something called simply Naked will be completely colorless
and without any dies or artificial flavors. The rollout comes
following White House efforts and pressures against ultra processed foods
known as the UPFS, a core part of the Health
and Human Services nationwide campaign led by Secretary Robert F.

(02:02):
Kenny Junior to make America Healthy Again. Billy, I'd no color,
no artificial flavors, same intensity.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
That's simply naked. A boy that says pepsi color.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't trust Pepsi because of what they've done in
the past.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I don't know if this was about artificial dies or
if they were just trying to be cutting edge. But
does anybody remember Crystal Pepsi. Now that was a long
time ago.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
It was, but it's.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Still the same company and probably still got some of
the same people running things. Pepsi came out with something
called Crystal Pepsi. It was supposedly the same delicious drink,
but it didn't have any of the brown color in it,
so it was just it looked like water. And then
Coca Cola launched tab Clear, you know, like a like

(02:51):
a kamikaze pilot to come and take Pepsi off the market.
Look at all this happened back in the mid nineties.
None of it caught off, and they moved along. Now
they're they're doing weird stuff again.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
This stuff's expensive too.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You could get a rare, fully sealed crystal Pepsi Clear
coll a seventeen ounce bottle.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
On for twenty five bucks on eBay. Yeah, because they're
hard to find nowadays.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
And it hasn't been opened or anything. You're sure, ycause
they could have just replaced it with water. And the
only way you'll find out is if you open it
and drink it. Then you've ruined it. Oh, you shouldn't
drink it. That thing's like twenty five years old.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
At this point.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
But you don't know if it's actually, you know, pepsi,
or it's just some clear fluid liquid.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, here's pepsi telling you about new naked Doritos.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
The renaissance of snacking is here. Dorito's and Cheetos simply
naked the flavors you love, naked of dyes and artificial flavors.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
All right, So it sounds like I did see a
cool ranch package in their video.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I hope that ain't them messing up.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, they don't explicitly say this in the article we're reading,
but it sounds like you could still get the old stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Uh, what color was them new Cheetos? Yellow? That did
not look good? Cheeto's supposed to be orange? Well, I mean,
are they supposed to be orange or is it food dyeing?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
But I eat them and they supposed to be orange.
I had some Cheetos yesterday. I liked them.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I like that. I don't get the puff. I like
the crispies. You get them crispies. I really feel like
you're missing the point here, mister. I like them the
way they are.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
The orange food dye is doing nothing for the flavor.
It's just get putting carcinogens in your body. It's there's
nothing healthy about it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
But that's good because your body needs a fight, a
fight every now and then. You throw some cart cindergens
in there, and your body stands tough against them. You
stop testing yourself, you're gonna get weak.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm gonna what I'm saying, We're gonna lose you, and
then we're gonna have to find another token.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
We're all gonna go. Who would do what? All? Suk
you dug it exports I brought.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
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Speaker 2 (05:12):
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Speaker 1 (05:34):
Love extra savings, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I guess there was some football I'm last night, if
I'm not mistaken, was there?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well last night was Thursday night. Yeah, Patriots and the JITs.
I didn't stay up.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Not your teams, I get that, but it's still football.
You could fall asleep watching it. That's a thing, right,
did you? You didn't enjoy any of the game?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I you know, I was busy last night. I
had some little things going on. But yeah, they did
play the game.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well, congratulations to the Patriots. That Patriots are good this season.
The Jets suck. The Patriots are nine and two, the
Jets are two and eight. So the Patriots won like
eight in a row now or something like that.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Crazy probably felt Balichick's crushing it. Oh that's right, he
doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's not there guy anymore, is he? No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah. So as far as the NFL goes, Texans go
to the Titans.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Now the Titans are one in eight.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
So if the Texans is gonna put something together, make
a run to try to get to five and five
and be mediocre, this Sunday is the time.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
To do it.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
All right, then they wasn't Now what was that? I
thought that was you. I'm saying nothing. I didn't say
anything either.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chiefs and Broncos again.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Uh Sunday, Yeah, yeah, I think they just did Cowboys
and Raiders on.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Monday Night football if you need.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
And the Saints mercifully have a bye week so we
don't have to deal with any of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
But before we get to all that, don't forget.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
The college football scene is really he up now and
it's getting serious. Aggie's starting off the morning tomorrow at
eleven AM hosting South Carolina what do they call them?
That's they named the Tall Heels dy'd a game Cocks.
I don't think we're allowed to say that. Yeah, probably not.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, well anyway, go Ls, go Gang.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Roosters, ulis you home for Arkansas, Oklahoma and Alabama's gonna
be a good mix up. And that's a two thirty
Central time Texas and Georgia. That's number ten versus number five.
Gonna get serious on Saturday night. Wall way wrong for
Garrett over there on LSU's team. What you know, he's

(07:37):
not really having He's not what people hope that he
would be. But nuts, yeah, nuts right. I don't know
how to say his last night. Well, you know, he
had some bad coaching and you know, probably had some
players injured, some things just not going his way. But
now when they got that new coach coming in and
all things is a little different.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
So we're gonna see how that work out.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I noticed as soon as Olivia had done left the campus,
the coach sucks her back, sucks, everything sucks.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I think we need her back there.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I know she wouldn't do anything specifically for the football team,
but on the other hand, maybe just her mere presence
there was inspiring her.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
It gets the testosterone, so there's actually something to that.
You know, there have been studies done. Men will seem,
you know, more manly if they know that a pretty
woman is watching what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I will admit this out loud. What most people want.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Part of the reason why men like me running that
park over there? Uh oh, there's a lot of beautiful
women walking around.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
And I'm not And by the way, don't get me wrong,
I'm not praying on anyone. I'm not creeping on it.
I've never met a woman in that park in the
years I've been running there. I've never gotten a date
out of it. But but something about being in the park.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
But but but yeah, running behind somebody, but don't know,
un so fast that you run past them?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Why don't you stay behind her?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
My ego gets in the way if anyone I have
to run past every single person that I approach in
the park.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh what if somebody passes you? Then that said he
and I are just Now me and that guy are
just in a race.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Now, technically you're running in the park is not part
of sports, though there's another sports.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
You only say that because you've never seen me run.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, yeah, I can imagine the giants are home this weekend,
that giants have won two games all season. They got
the Packers coming in on Sunday and says, uh, Jackson,
dort is still in the concussion protocol. They're gonna have
a new quarterback and his name's crab Legs.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Oh yeah, I know who that is.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, that was a nickname he got way
back after college, you know, because he's snooking. Well, he
didne He walked in the stove and he tried to
walk out with some crab Legs struck down his pants
and they said, you'll pay for that stuff, and he said.
The dude back there said I had to pay, But
then why you stick them in your pants? You know
that That was the quay anyway, Jameis Winston is his name. Now.

(09:56):
He's gonna be the starter for the Giants. He said,
we got no head coach, and they told me I'm
taking over the team now. And so this is a
quote from Jameis Winson. He said, I'm gonna drive this
team like I stole it. Who No, maybe that wasn't
the right choice of words. Maybe he should have rethought
that a little bit. I don't know, Yeah, I know,

(10:17):
and may like I stole it. Walton and Johnson Katie
Kirk and her so called interview with Fetterman is so
wordy and so long winded.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
It it's long. I didn't want to listen.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
She didn't actually ask many questions in the interview. She
made a lot of statements about what she thinks and
wants to know if he agrees with her. That's pretty
much how the interview went. But Fetterman did say one thing,
and I think it's a great quote from his interview.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
She actually told him. She didn't ask him.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
She told him that Charlie Kirk's rhetoric, the things that
Charlie Kirk would say out in front of people on
college campuses, was very disturbing to her, disturbing things. And
he replied, well, you know, maybe, if that's the way
you look at it, and you didn't like what he

(11:08):
was saying, that's one thing.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
But you still shouldn't shoot people. You still shouldn't murder people.
With his extremist possition.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
You shouldn't shoot people is a direct quote from the
Fetterman interview.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
If it was an interview, and somehow she gave resistance.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
To that at or absolutely she had to disagree with
him and straighten him out and let him know that
maybe she was assigned by the Democrats to scold him
on this interview to the point where he would, you know,
start thinking like they think again and line up with them.
And I don't think it worked.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
All right, Well, we got big problems, guys. Is it
the Democrat National Committee? No, there's a problem now. This
is bigger than that. Somebody has stolen Tom Brady's Pokemon cards.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Stop the president. I don't think they do. Get he
figure out that world? They used to yell, stop the pressers. Wait,
there's more.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
It's a serious How many how many Pokemon cards did
the goat have?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Close to ten thousand dollars in collectible baseball and Pokemon
trading cards were snatched from a store in Soho owned
by NFL egend Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Wait, he owned the store. He owned the store. Oh
so anything in the store that was taken was his property.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's a New York City robbery.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It happened on October twentieth, just before noon at the
card vault by Tom Brady on Lafayette Street, with the
miscreant being described as a man with dark hair and
dark eyes wearing a Yankees cap.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Uh oh.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
The New York Post reports when the suspects card was declined,
he fudged with the tap to pay system to trick
the employee into believing the transaction had gone through. Oh yeah,
then he calmly exited the outlet. Please get confirm that.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Police could not confirm what specific cards the shoplifter stole.
The store declined to comment, but the police say he
left with approximately ninety seven hundred.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Dollars worth of baseball and Pokemon cards. Ain't right the
way they act. Apparently, does Tom worked the front desk much? No?

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Does he do cashier or is he just like a
greeter like Mattress matt You go to you know that
furniture store, Mattress Maxx, you know, pretty pretty regular, you'll
see him right there at the front door.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
According to this, it's a it's a chain that he's
part owner of. Oh so he probably didn't even work there.
He's probably never even been in Bill think he does.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
They do have locations in Dallas, Chicago, East Hampton, East Rutherford, Boston, Foxborough,
man Shantucket. That's a mash Tucket. That's a place in
the mall of American Minnesota. Oh yeah, big, big, time,
not cool, not not not the way things are supposed
to be done, and we're finally going to get to
the bottom of this tranny in sports controversy. The Supreme

(13:56):
Court set a date in January to hear tier multiple
cases having to do with transgender identifying males competing in
female sports.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And how lazy to you, supreme cool people? They said,
we got a job to do. Why don't we put
it off till January? What if we decided to do that,
what do we come back to work in January and
just tell every about how things.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Wasn't that don't work for me? No, I tend to
agree with you.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
We still show up in the building in the studio
every day Monday through Friday.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know, you know, am at.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Least somebody is challenging Idaho's Fairness in Women's Sports Act.
It's a law passed by the state legislature seeking to
protect women in girls' sports from dudes with penises that
want to play field hockey with your fourteen year old
daughter for some reason, even though they have Adam's apples
and they're six foot three.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Apparently, there are some of these teams that have more
than one men on the team.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Look, I will make a point here that some people
might disagree with. I think if you're betting on high
school and college sports, having a trainee involved does help because.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
You know, you got to know whose tranny is the
better training though, what if the other team has one too.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Well, you got to check out the lineup before you,
you know, and I mean just ask around. You know
how many dudes play for this team? And then they'll
be like none, And you'll be like, oh, but what
about girls with penises? They're like, oh, there's three on
the opposing team. Sure, well then I'm betting on them.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yep. But for those of you that are not degenerate
gambler's nothing good comes from this, unfortunately. M Mmmm. You
could bet on the housekeeping Olympics.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Now that is technically a sport if it's an Olympic
and they had the Housekeeping Olympics recently?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Was that in Vegas?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, we need to talk about the housekeeping Olympics. For
some unknown algorithm. Mcreason that it's been popping up all
over mister Kenneth's for You page and in his this
is how we found out about it.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Mister Kenneth kept getting ads for it. Why are you
and none of us? Do you think? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Algorithms are complicated and it's really lengthy to explain on
the radio show.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
So probably and dive into it too much. But it's
just things. That's just the way things are.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Every year, teams from major Las Vegas hotels compete at
an event organized by the Indoor Environmental health Care and
Hospitality Association.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
So they get gals who are you know, like they
you know, housekeeping, the tipping, and so they have a
contest for him to see. Now, where were all the
trainees trying to get in on this?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
They weren't. Well, actually we don't know what we don't know.
I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I think it's unfortunate. But at the michelob Arena, she
was just looking at some of the footage here of
it and the.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Pictures I've seen. It was all real women. Well it
looks like it.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, yeah, but a lot of them were Hispanics and yeah,
not enough white and black representation for me.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Not enough.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Bed making is a clear crowd favorite. People really enjoyed
watching people try to fold a fitted sheet.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's hard, right.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Other events include a mopping reel aim where participants weave
through rows of wet floor signs. I thought that was
a lot of fun and a vacuuming challenge judged on
both speed and accuracy, very important.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
How neatly you coil the power cord at the end.
That was a thing I mean they're serious about.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
But also when you're vacuuming the carpet, you want to
leave those nice designs, you know when you pull the
vacuum back some of them. Some people like to do
it straight and get that angled, you know, it's kind
of a triangular look, and then some like to do
it on a curve, which is very creative, I have
to say, But you know, the design that's left in
the carpet can be very alluring.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
There's also a blindfolded buffer pad toss, there's a toilet
paper throwing contest, even an obstacle course on a motorized
floor cleaner.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I feel like i'd crush it at the Oh yeah,
you should put a wig on and go do it
next year.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Teams are marked on speed and accuracy, with metals awarded
for each event. World records recorded all the time. Nine
teams competed this year with the AARIAI v D A
r AA team making the top spot sounded good to
me now. Organizers describe the event as a vibrage celebration
honoring the dedicated people who meticulously care for guests every
single day.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Look at this story. I found it while you were talking.
Minnesota women's hockey team features four male players, right, and
even more participating on women's teams across the entire state
of Minnesota. And look at the pictures of these girls.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Oh my god. Look I'm against it for the record,
but as long as it's going on, get in on
some of that action. That's easy money. Let your money down.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Have you ever played hockey with girls? It's really easy
to win. Good little cot go go, I'll go go
go go. I'll go go go go go do go,
go go go.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
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