Paying The Troops - MON 7.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are usually full of the very upsetting news of things
that happened over the weekend. People get shot, people get killed,
people get robbed, people get maligned and miss misinterpreted. But
every now and then, isn't it fun to have a
good Monday morning chuckle?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh yeah, I love a good chuckle. Chuck it up, Bob, Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
This made me a chuckle, a chortle, a bit, perhaps
even giggle, no guffall, but still Paris Hilton says she
is self made. Yeah yeah, a direct defendant descendant of
the man who founded a multi billion dollar Hilton hotel chain,

(00:41):
but she says she got her fortune all by herself.
She said, I just always wanted to be independent. I
don't want to have to ask my family for anything. Sure,
I came from the fame Hilton Hotels, but I did
everything on my I own. Everything I've done, I did

(01:01):
on my own. And I come from a last name.
But you know, there's a lot of children that come
from that last name. But still, look what I've accomplished. Shit,
I mean, I think she's half right about this. She's
half whipped, she's half white, she's half right. Her grandfather
was Baron Hilton. Baron Hilton announced he would donate ninety
seven percent of his wealth to charity.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't understand why white people do this. White you
don't see this in any other culture. I'm not going
to give any of my money to my heirs. I
want them to make their own way. I'm gonna I'm
gonna give all that money to some foreign country. Is like, why,
why wouldn't you want your family to have no Now,
Paris Hilton has received some financial support from her parents,
according to some reports online, but she didn't get billions

(01:46):
of dollars. Of course, she did get that last name,
and the fact that she's very attractive probably didn't hurt either.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
The fact that she also accomplished most of the US
she's accomplished, same with Kim Kardashian did right after a
sex tape came out. Well, if that's the kind of
you know, accomplishment that you want to say, make you proud,
all you young girls out there, you could do what

(02:12):
she did or Kim did. Yay, that's the path for
women to become successful.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, not coincidentally, were both both
connected professionally.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Earlier in their lives.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, there were BFFs for a while.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Kim was Paris's personal assistant before she got famous. So
the fact that she did exactly what Paris did. And
do you remember when they were all getting out of
limos with their legs spread?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Of course, what an accident those were, huh clever.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, Brittany, Brittany did that too.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, Brittany and Lindsay and a whole bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
But yeah, but she just she did everything on her own.
Paris Hilton's a self made woman. Sure, the fact that
she's a Hilton probably didn't hurt. But she also think
she didn't receive billions, and so I think it's half true.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I get the points she's trying to make.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
But still, an average person couldn't have done what she
did if their last name was I don't know, you
know at Field, Yeah, well Smith or what you know,
Webster Johnson? Right, yes, exactly, Yes, if it was one
of our kids, would they have been able to make
a sex tape?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
And no, probably somebody should have taken her after that
first little go round with the video camera and bent
her over their knee and spanked her bottom, and she'd
learn how to act right. Mmm, I think that did
happen if I'm not mistaken. Feels good, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Not for nothing here, But I feel like sometimes there
are heroes in the news that just don't get the
attention that they deserve. An anonymous donor who gave one
hundred and thirty million dollars to the Pentagon to pay
the troops during the government shutdown was identified late last
month as Timothy Mellon. He's a reclusive billionaire and a
major financial backer of.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
The melon banking and financial world.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
And I know this isn't even look this happened weeks
ago at this point, but I just feel like this
guy did something really good here. Why don't we give
him some credit?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Nobody.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I don't think we ever talked about him on the show.
He was anonymous, so we couldn't have until they had
just ided him. Shout outs to Timothy Mellon. That was
a cool thing to do. Good on you paying the troops,
That was a cool thing to do. Didn't have to
do it, did it anyway? Not a past guy. He
had the money to spare right. Well, it sounds that
white people, you white people don't leave. They fortunes to
the keys and stuff. White people have so much money

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they just don't know what to do with it all.
I'll give it to the troops, I'll give it to
anybody but my family. My family go out there and
struggle and make it on their own.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I got seven eight billion dollars later around see the brothers.
We some of us is doing okay, but we ain't
got that kind of money. We ain't got like white
people money.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Jeff Goldbloom said that he is not going to give
his money to his kids.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Bill Gates, he's famous for it.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's like, okay, well great, I guess you say white
people will always be rich.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
And powerful, and I don't agree.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I think there's a group of people that are replacing
him right now thanks to those h one b.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Come on, it's.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Obviously the best Christmas song ever.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I mean, maybe we deserve to have our one handed too.
I signed them. You know, maybe we deserve it.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
You know, there's no other group of people besides white
people that do this, so like, we don't want our
children to succeed or thrive or nah we want I've
not There's not name one other group of rich people
anywhere else on earth that says, nah, I don't want
my kid.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
You know they have billionaires in Nigeria. We were just
talking about Nigeria.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
China they have billionaires and all these Do you think
they're not giving money to their kids and.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Nigerians is just so damn But just they they're generous
with their money because many times they will ask you
if you will whole some for them in your bank
account here in America and then they will give you
money for doing just that. That is mighty white of them.
It's what no, wait, it's my I guess that doesn't
make any sense. Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Governor abbott Uh is Uh. We already did this one.
I'm going after the in the state. Shame on him. Meanwhile,
the FBI, the Secret Service butchered the Thomas Crooks case
and they actually invited conspiracy theories. The twenty year old
accused of climbing on a rooftop with an AR fifteen
style rifle and firing eight times at Trump, has now

(06:16):
been revealed to be a cross dressing weirdo. According to
a social media account, Crooks was shot dead by a
Secret Service sniper, but not before he killed rallygoer Corey
Comparatore left the.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Bullet that went past the ear snagged Trump's a year
and then went embedded itself in this whole boy.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, and a secret service and the FBI really did
their best to cover up anything they cult about this guy.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
We didn't know anything about him. So as the smoke
started to clear.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
And remember when they sprayed off the rooftop, oh yeah,
with a hose, Like wait, it's twenty four hours after
the attack.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You're up there clearing away the evidence.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Normally it's a taped off crime scene and you can't
go in there. And no, they brought in like a
Hazmatt cleanup crew.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Why why are we doing that?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Best not to ask questions.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
See, I think when a murder has just taking place
that will probably capture the attention of the general public
for years to come, news stories and all kinds. Just
quickly destroying the evidence should probably not be.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
The way to go.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I would think, have you, speaking of all these silly
things that are going on, have you seen the conspiracy
now the latest Because there's a ton of conspiracies about
who shot Charlie Kirk, Why did they shoot Charlie Kirk?
Who all was in on it, besides that guy that
they've stuck with the crime. Now, they've got a video

(07:36):
of a man who is standing just off to Charlie
Kirk's right shoulder, kind of a little bit behind him,
and he's got his hands in front of him like this,
and he does something weird with his hands, and they
said that was the signal right there, That was the
signal to go ahead and fire the shot that everybody
on that stage was apparently just headed in for Kirk.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
H just one more little thing to.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Distract us from whatever it is they're distracted us from today.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Uh huh it was Israel, Yeah, yeah, Nigeria, Trump Trump,
Trump was Trump's fault. You know, it is interesting to
think that the guy that tried to shoot Trump and
the guy who did shoot Charlie Kirk both had a
furry fetish m M.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
That is weird.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
When told of Crook's online threats, he said there was
no way the FBI would not be aware of the teenager.
Listen to this, It says here the investigator said, no
matter how ridiculous the allegation, no matter if it's COVID
or not, somebody is going to knock on somebody's door.
If they investigated that kid. There's a record of it,
and there's assessment that some leader made it this way.
It's not a threat that it rose to the level

(08:43):
and did something else. Some gibberish there, but anyway, it
goes on to make the point. Given Krook's pattern of
trafficking or tracking high profile mass shootings of violent events,
the source believes it is plausible that he adopted Swanson's
name as a private joke. Like alleged Charlie kirk Assas
and Tyler Robbins, and Kirks appear to have been interested
in Furries and exploring his gender identity online.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Mm hmm. Maybe they're just picking their Patsy's out of
the same pool.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
You think they're Patsy's mm hmm. Really you don't think so,
You don't think no. I think somebody, you know, they
push the right buttons. They know that they can get
this kind of reaction out of them. I think they
were used. Everybody keeps saying it's the Jews, it's the transgenders,
it's the furries. What if it was Candice Owens.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't know, And that's why I'm not saying it
was the Jews or anybody else. I'm just saying or
the furries. They they are patsies.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I think the furry explanation satisfies me. I'm gonna just
go with that one.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
All right, Dan, Yeah, done deal.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah, you have.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Stolen my dreams in my childhood with your empty words.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Stay tuned for more Waltman Johnson.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
In the fourth quarter.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
But as we learn from the Epstein emails, they're not
the only famous New Yorkers who blew it.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh really yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Mm hmmm. And who else would be looking at for that?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
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Where do we start today? Boys, Well, let me do.
Let me just just jump in here because I don't
mister probably doesn't care. Yeah, you don't care, right, mister. Oh,
I'll take your job, y'all. Go ahead, Okay, Aggies, how
about that? Oh you didn't know? Uh. Aggie's played a

(10:59):
little game over the weekend and they absolutely sucked in
that first half. By halftime, they were behind thirty to three.
That's not very good. But the fans didn't leave. Unlike
LSU recently, who fans turned their back on their players

(11:21):
and just left the stadium in the middle of the game,
the fans that A and M didn't leave.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
They did.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
In fact, they did not give up.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
They stayed and watched the biggest comeback in school history
as the Aggies went on to win that game. I
just I'm waiting on that.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Saturday's game between Texas A and M and South Carolina
took a turn for the bizarre when a Texas State
trooper was seen having an awkward and terse moment with
two game cox players in the tunnel just before the half.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, that was a strange situation. Now I never did
get to the bottle of it, but it was some
weird stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
The Texas A and M Police Department said in a
statement that the state trooper had been relieved of his
game day assignment shortly after the now viral incident. The
South Carolina coach Shane Biemer thanked the Aggies for handling
the strange situation the right way. And guess who came
along to solve all the controversy. Former Texas A and
M quarterback Johnny Manziel got caught. He had caught wind

(12:31):
of the buzz from Saturday's game and gave his own
two cents on the matter. He said, quote, I think
we're just a little frustrated in the first half. He
breaks off that run, runs out the tunnel around here
in these parts. Partner, we protect this house. We paid
a lot of money for this house. Get out of
my tunnel, boy, get back on the field. He gave
him a little something. Let him know what's up. It's
a small gesture that. Of course, in the day and

(12:52):
age we live in, it's on TV and recorded and
blasted everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, twenty years ago, this would have been no big deal.
But he did put his hands on kid. The kid
ran through the tunnel. Now it was almost halftime and
they had the core lined up. Ye know, your core band.
Everybody's up there lined up. Sure you got the car. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
The trooper was.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Probably thinking he was doing his job and protecting these
people because that guy shouldn't have been there, shouldn't have
been up in there. But anyway, the Aggies won thirty
one to thirty. South Carolina never scored a point in
the second half.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
About that.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, and that's all and one point. Boy, that's a
close one. That's a that's a good game. That's a
sitting on the edge of your seat kind of a
score right there.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oklahoma also defeated Alabama in the in the last little bit,
twenty three to twenty one. So you know, Oklahoma back
in the back in the hunt, as they say, Alabama
still doing pretty fine too.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Ls.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You got that last minute twenty three to twenty.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Two, Arkansas by one point for Arkansas. Wow, So that
was all right? Too.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now, y'all talked there was a story a little while ago,
and I heard y'all talking about this dude, Chris Boyd,
that New York Jet they got shot right. Yeah, this
is a former Houston Texan and a Texas player from Gilmour,
which is up north of Longview, Tyler area. So Chris

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is from Gilmour, played high school football there, played for
the Texans, and happened to be a Jet right now
when he got shot out at two o'clock in the morning,
and I think, I want to know, nothing good is
gonna happen after midnight, especially if you got a game.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I don't think he's actually seen any playing time with
the Jets. He did play with the Texans for a while.
Eagles got a victory sixteen to nine. It wasn't strong,
but they got to win. Buffalo beat Tampa Bay. That
was a fun game. Giants still suck, yep. So that's decision.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh and the Chiefs lost last night.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
That means the Chiefs are five five and are barely
in the playoff hunt. You know who's tied with the Chiefs,
The Saints, the Texans. Oh, the Texan No, no, no,
they doesn't they they won a game over the weekend,
but go on, who they play?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
That'd be the Panthers. No, I'm sorry, that was last week.
I'm sorry, it's an off week. That was two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Yeah, that's why I'm doing sports.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
So Houston five and five in the playoff hunt for
a wild card right there next to the Kansas City
Chiefs at five and five wild card hunt?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
The Texans did win, but they struggled a little bit
against Tennessee, who is one and nine. You shouldn't be
struggling against one and nine if you got playoffs on
your brain.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Playoffs.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
The Browns got Shedoul Sanders onto the field because everybody
else was hurt, and they said, well, I guess we're
gonna have to play.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Should do?

Speaker 1 (15:55):
He got to see his first NFL action of the
regular season, Sat twice, had a fumble, but they were
COVID at one interception. He went full for sixteen in
his path and wow. In other words, he did not
have a good day.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
But the real show this weekend for football fans was
the star spangled burlesque banner performance the Washington Commanders took
on the Miami Dolphins at the Santiago Bernabu Stadium for
the first ever NFL game hosted in Spain and American
pop singer Karina paschian I guess that's how you say.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Her name anyway, Yeah, never heard of her.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Showed up on stage wearing a very short skirt with
a deep cowl neckline, paired with thigh high stockings, garters,
and long gloves that reached over her elbows during the performance.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, I think it probably was the stockings and garter belts,
a mid thigh that got a lot of people's attention.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
And skirt there that was so short you could almost
see the clam The thirty four year old Grammy nominated
singer's attired troop Sharp Curtis and from NFL fans, who
commented under a video of her performance posted on the
NFL's official Acts account that she looked like a whore.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
She looked horrish.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
One person said, nice, but why did she have to
dress like a hooker? Great to see the sharing of
sport and competition with other countries.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Maybe she thought that's how they dressed in Europe.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Karina's rendition of the national anthem was lucky lovely, But
why is she dressed like a hooker? Also very refreshing
to see none of the players kneeling during the anthem.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
That was nice.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, the outfit was a bit inappropriate, but her voice
was beautiful, said another person.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Why she dressed like a cabaret dancer.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
She looked good though.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I mean, she don't look like she ought to be,
you know, singing a national anthem in front of a
bunch of families.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
But she looked good.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
It was an interesting choice, for sure, But I guess.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Players looked like they were enjoying her appearance.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Look at you could see some of the men's wives
commenting on it as they scan the field at the camera.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
They're like, ooh, that's not appropriate. You can't be dressing
like that. Beautiful voice though.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
It's a big star here America or wherever.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
It said she was nominated for a Grammy, But I
looked in our database of I don't think she won
millions of songs, and I don't we don't have any
songs from her in there.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I never heard of her, but that doesn't mean anything.
I don't listen upon music, so I bet that just
crushed her noon. Wait, till she finds out that you've.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Never heard of her.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Meantime, ruined her life some a little bit of a
football violence over the weekend, legendary coach John Beam voiced
concerns about security at the Laney College fieldhouse one day
before he was shot and fatally wounded at that very location.
According to a report out this morning, Beam was shot
Thursday in Oklahoma shortly afternoon died a few hours later.

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He spoke at an event focused on safety on Wednesday
and expressed concern about security at the fieldhouse being made
clear he felt the campus was less safe after the
twenty twenty termination of a contract with the Alameda County
Sheriff's Office that provided armed deputies to protect the school.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
And anyway, now you know the rest of the story.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
And I don't know that much, but some guy got
and killed.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, John Beam, the coach over there at the who
is he coaching?

Speaker 3 (19:05):
John Beam was a coach at what was it, the
Northern California football team over there? The no, I don't know,
some team in North.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Carolina in Oakland, Yeah, oh, Oakland, Okay, yeah, Oakland, California.
Laney College is what it's called. Sorry, you had me
at Oakland Y. Yes, it's dangerous. It's Oakland, Man, that
a good place to go. Be careful at Laney College.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Lebron James calling for Texas trooper who shoves South Carolina
player to be suspended. Boy Lebron James has a lot
of opinions about everything, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
He without knowing any of the facts. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
No, And exciting is if we still do a sport.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I had some leftover? Was I thought?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I thought?

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I thought we ran out of time?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
No sprinkling on? What do you got?

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Aaron Rodgers got injured. Steelers won, but his his left
hand is hurt.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Now. I don't know if that's gonna keep him out
of a game or not, But a lot of people
have noticed that as the season has moved past the
mid way point, moving on towards the end of the year. Now, yeah,
Aaron Rodgers look tired. He just he oh, he looked tired.
He looks like he just ready to retire, if you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Probably from all the vomiting and diarrhea induced by the
ayahuasca he's been doing.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
It could be it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
They don't really wear you out. The Cowboys on Monday
Night Football tonight. They traveled into Vegas, so you know
they're excited they get to see you know, how they
how they do things at that Vegas stadium. That's a
nice stadium.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
You like that.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
How do the cowboys do when they're in a city
where there's a lot of strip clubs? Do they usually
exceed expectations or under pod?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm sure that probably won't won't hurt him at all. Oh,
they'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Well that's great. That'll be something to look at on
TV to.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
As long as they don't get into a fight over
turkey and end up, you know, shooting a bunch of
people and stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Well, fortunately, in Vegas people don't eat turkey. They just
snort cocaine all the time.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Perfect man, I told you a thousand times. Michelle is
not a man. Okay, so please stop calling her big
mic She really hates that this is the Walton and
Johnson Show.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Allow them