Portland Crazies Dancing Outside ICE Facility - TUE 9.1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Not asking anything.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
You know, It's kind of a bittersweet moment because on
one hand, the Internet's not really working today because cloud
fare is offline, probably because of hackers. Lots of websites
are offline. But then on the plus side, lots of
the Internet it's not working today. So yeah, there's that.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's kind of great, very exciting. The stock market is
working today. However, remember last week I told you the
story I read about the tech bubble burst that might
be coming because of AI, that compared it to the
internet bubble back in the nineties. And since that story
came out, I think for the last what five days,

(00:40):
the Dow Jones has lost two thousand points. Yeah, it's
down almost five hundred this morning. NASDAC not doing any better.
They say it's nothing burst, just the fear of a
possible AI burst, and that's what moves the market.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Seems like it was kind of inevitable. I mean, the market.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
The market's been doing great every day for months and
months and months. There had to be some point where
it slowed down or trickled into the other direction.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
How could it not?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, opened down heels and valleys, peaks and.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Whatever, you know, how it work.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Absolutely well, Hey, look, if you've been waiting for a
good buying opportunity that maybe. Yeah, it's down a couple
of thousand in the last five trading days, so who knows.
All right, basic b words, it's time for your birthday?
Who wants an espresso martini? White girls line up over here,
we're celebrating birthdays. November eighteenth is Megan and Kelly's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You like her, okay, huh.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't hate Megan Kelly, but she did make a
weird point the other day about pedophilia and teenagers, and
I don't know, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
She was probably misconscrewed.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I have listened to the SoundBite, and there's people that
are really mad that others are criticizing her, and I
just don't feel like, uh, real quick, here's a short version.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Of what she said, Welcome to the Kellys Show.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
A nationwide uproar is erupting over Meghan Kelly's controversial remarks
suggesting that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't really a pedophile.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
He was into the barely legal type, like he liked
fifteen year old gers. And I realized this is discussing.
I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this.
I'm just giving you facts that he wasn't into like
eight year olds.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
The backlash is and hang on, I.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Feel like, if you're sixty and you're dating or having
sect with the fourteen year old, you're still a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And I don't think she.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Was making an excuse for it. She was just trying
to tell you what he saw is a difference. You know,
these girls are eight, they are fifteen, not eight.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, but still it's not good at fifteen going on thirty,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It was a weird point to make. I don't know,
That's all I'm saying. Anyway, Happy birthday to Magan Kelly.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
And again, I don't think that was a defense for
his behavior. There's us just kind of outlining the different
fault processes that he was having.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You're there's a longer version of that clip, and she
never says it's okay. In fact, she reiterates that it's disgusting.
But she keeps repeating over and over that the definition
of a pedophile is someone who likes children, not teenagers.
And while there's technically a difference, I don't really see
what the point of highlighting that was I think you're
a pedophile. If you're in your sixties and you're banging

(03:20):
girls that aren't old enough to drive a car, you're
a pedophile.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's a long way around saying happy birthday. Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Also the Butterscotch Stallion Owen Wilson, Owen, Wiltha and borne
on this state.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
He is fifty seven. How did he get that nickname? Well,
he's got butterscotch hair.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Isn't it weird that he's like the ugliest brother and
yet he's the most famous of the three of them.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It shows you the power of funny.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I guess you're right because look at me.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, no, don't want to look at Caleb Williams is
a football player.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, football player for the bab Chicgo Bears. Yeah. Yeah's birthday?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Uh we Margaret would Oh, Linda Evans, that's the name
some of you've probably heard of.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Don't forgot about Mike Apps, Happy birthday, my boy, hilarious comedian.
He's after Chloe. Yeah, Chloe Savigne. She used to be
the edgirl back in the nineties at a time. If
you like Metallica kirk Hammett is sixty three years old today,
I like that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I had Mike Apps next. You don't want me not
to forget him? And then you just ran right over him.
I have Mike Apps next. Okay, well, happy birthday and
Mike kirk Hammett.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Did you mention him? Yeah? I like it.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Kevin Neelan not the Nielan that committed suicide that played
for the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
He spelled it different. His first name was Marshan, so
that's a different guy. Well, right on, man, all right.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
They do say that the emotions of the recent suicide
of a teammate is one of the things that spurred
the Cowboys on to dominate the Raiders last night on
Monday Night football. You use what you got, you know,
to get the team worked up. And they said losing
that losing that player twenty four years old man only

(05:01):
a second year, just scored himself a touchdown a last
game he played, and.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
He go off and start at suicide stuff. Man, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Does that mean that every team's gonna have a guy
now who pretends to kill himself?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
So I was just under is somebody else scheduled to
have trouble with the law next week? So the Cowboys
have another tough game. Well, I hope not.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Delroy Lindo. I don't know if you know the name.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I don't, but you'd know him if you you know,
watched a lot of movies.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, any wave was born on this state. Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Elizabeth Perkins, Alan Shepard, Susan Sullivan all having birthdays today.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Alan Shephard was the first astronaut to fly in space
in a nineteen sixty one mission. He walked and swung
golf balls on the Moon on nineteen seventy one's Apollo
fourteen flight.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Brenda Vaccaro born on this state nineteen thirty nine. Goes
way back. How about that.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I started to think of Delroy what you wouldn't know
Delroy Lindo from? And I'm thinking, did you see uh,
Chili Palmer, the movie with Chili Palmer in it?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, I know the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I've seen
them perform live more than once. Yeah, they aren't good,
but for some reason they hide the keyboardists behind a wall.
I don't know, because you know he's in some of
the songs and if you're standing off to the side
of the stage, you could see that there's a guy
playing the instrument. But they don't want to feature him
on stage. It's like they don't like.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Him or something. Well, he look really ugly.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Well, I mean it's hard to look at They're not
like a good looking group of men. Have you ever
looked at Flee?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
His? Look at his name's Flee? You know?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I think they used to get naked on stage to
distract you from the fact that they were all kind
of goofy looking.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
U get Shorty was the name of the movie.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And if you never saw that, then never mind because
I can't tell you you know what he did in
there because you wouldn't know. Okay, he does a lot
of other stuff too, but you don't see a lot
of the things I see, So never mind.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You mean like gay porno and stuff. Yeah, mostly it's
for you and not for me. Did you see Point Break?
Are you talking about the surfing movie? Yeah? Are you
from twenty fifteen? I'm wait they redid it? Where have
you been?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's right, I forgot? You've been busy?

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, Well you know what I always liked was that
surfing movie with Keanu Reeves?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Well, yeah, what was that called Point Break? That was?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Patrick Swayzey was in Point Break?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Point Break with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayzey, Lori Petty,
Gary Busey. Back in nineteen ninety one, that was one
of the best films ever made. In fact, I think
Flee is in that movie, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Matter of fact, he is.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, dude, have you ever seen Point Break? That movie
is dope. You should look at that. It's really good.
Anthony Keatis is in it. He plays Tone. Sidney Walsh's
in it, Anthony Monjano is and he plays the off
duty cop at the bank.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You just plowed right through Lori Petty, didn't you. I
said her name already, she played Tyler Evan.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
You didn't stop and say my personal friend, Lori Petty,
who you met in Shreetport.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You're correct. Me and Laura Petty did have a moment together.
And but I don't forget. Tom Sizemore is the Dea
and Deats. He's uncredited in the film, but he really
adds something to the movie. Sometimes on a lonely bored night,
I'll just put on Point Blank and I'll watch that.
And you know, that film almost had Matthew Broderick, Johnny Depp,
Val Kilmer, and Charlie Sheen. As the stars. But in

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the end they went with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayzey
because it made the most sense, you know, because they
needed a guy to look at a big wave and
somebody would go whoa, and that's Keanu's job. You really
can't beat it, you know, all right? Today in history
brought to you by we didn't do that already, No
we didn't.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh well else brought to you by law Tigers, and
Lowtiger says, put your foot in it, step on it.
Let's get this nuddy in history going one.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Hundred Latiger's loowtiger dot com. Today's National Apple Cider Day.
We could do without that. It's also natural VICI O
Swassey Day.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
What the hell is that? Nobody knows?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Nobody knows, I would say, but then people think I'm
all up at you because I know stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
So I don't have the slightest idea.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
This is like the time you explain to us what
cru de tay means that. Yeah, I haven't lived that
down yet, So I'm not going with Vcswath today.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
What is it? V C swas never mind today.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
In thirteen oh seven, William Tell allegedly shot an apple
off his son's head using a crossbow and an arrow.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Grock is dubious for the record.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Today, in eighteen sixty three, Lincoln travels to Gettysburg ahead
of his speech you may have heard about today. In
nineteen twenty eight, Dude Steamboat Willie, the animated short featuring
Mortimer Mouse debuted. Mordy became Mickey at some point.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I lock it ass. Today.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
In nineteen fifty six, Fats Domino perform Blueberry Hill on
the Ed Sullivan Show.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I prefer the putin rendition. We'll play it coming up.
Oh yeah, he was good.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Yeat.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Today.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
In nineteen sixty three, the first touchdown phone starts being used,
replacing rotary phones, which confused kids today. If you enjoy
the Roman Catholics, they were no longer required to avoid
meat on Fridays on this day in nineteen sixty six,
but some still dos because the seafood is just so good.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a lent thing. It's a lentil season. Today in
nineteen seventy eight, Beans, Yeah, you're correct, Lentil. Yes. Today,
in nineteen seventy eight, this recording was created. Keep your
emotions down. Keep your emotions down.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Way will not hurt if you will be quiet, if
you'll be quiet.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
That is Jim, the Reverend Jim Jones. That is a
recording of the mass suicide at the Jonestown compound.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Apparently people were being asking a bunch of pesty, pesty
questions about like what's in the drink?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah, why is everybody falling over and dying?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Just hush and drink your medicine, that was what they
told him.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
On this day in two thousand and two, Hans Blink
Blicks and the UN Weapons Inspector arrived in Iraq.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
You may recall from Team America.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Remember that time he went to North Korea. You met
that little dude that runs North Korea. He called him
Hans Bricks. Yeah, that's true because the owl. Yeah, yeah,
they had trouble with that.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
And today, in two thousand and three, the Massachusetts Supreme
Court overturned the statespan on same sex marriage.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
So take that.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
If you want to have gay sex and get married,
you could do it today in Massachusetts and everywhere else.
But that's besides the point. Yay, isn't that right? Reverend
Jim Jones.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You from over and kill me.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
If there's friends with the stopper these here people the
pegnars of hate.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
All we're doing, he is laying down our life.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
We have a lot of quarrel about whether his enemy's
list is an enemy's list, all of his wild maga behavior.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Stay tuned for more.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Waltman Johnson classic Metallica for Kirk Hammett's birthday.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
You know, I always thought this was a cool song.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
After they wrote Turn the Page, Metallica just evolved at
their craft.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
You know, you know, you you still have people that
don't know that you know what you're doing. They think
you're just an idiot.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Some people wonder, you know, how did Metallica write such
a great song? And then then now you doubled down
kind of like how uh you know? Johnny Page did
a cover of nine Inch Nails. Later on, Bob Seeger
famously covered Metallica's.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Turned the Page. Who's Johnny Page?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Johnny Cash? What did I said, Johnny Page? I meant, Johnny, Well,
and you don't know what you're talking about? Now, You're right,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, And usually you know that just aggravates people, and
that is your main goal in life?

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Is it not not aggravating people?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well, isn't that like those people doing aerobics outside the
ice facility in Portland.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Boy, that had to help. I mean, I don't know
what their calls was, but I'll bet it helped.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
It didn't really do anything, but they're trolling people and
that's fun, I guess, so good time.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Here's the problem with that video.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
When you watch it, it's like nine or ten of
the ugliest people you've ever seen in your life.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It is just embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But right in the middle, can I say something without
getting everyone upset?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I outdoubt it not these days there are two women
in that video.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I'll leave it alone. I'm not gonna go there. Now.
You have to finish it. Have you not watched I've
watched it multiple times.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I saw it a nauseam, but I didn't see what
you saw. All right, let me see if I want
to see it from your perspective. What did what did
the young eye of Kenney Webster find?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Let me see. I can find the video.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Okay, here it is, so just tell me Neon Leotard's well, yeah,
I want to have it in the studio. I want
to make sure I get the colors of the outfits right. Basically,
none of these people look like anyone you would want
to be associated with. But look at big red right
here and look at the halter top.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So you're dating these two?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, I never even met him. They live in Portland.
I'm sure we would hate each other. Or I don't know,
you know, like antifa girls and alt right men, maybe
there'd be a you know, opposites attract.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
What was my assition was drawn to the far right
of the screen with the guy in the pink all
pink with the yellow headband.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
None of these men look like they've ever consumed protein
before done a push.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Up allegedly, a woman in the pink shorts and the
purple socks.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And then there's the furry off to the far right.
The guy. Oh yeah, there's a furry.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
He isn't part of the group. He's away from the
group about ten feet. But I think you know that's
like their mascot.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
No, rewind it.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Watch the one in the red right here, look at
her with the socks right and I'm sure her and
I would agree on nothing. But there's just something about
a woman in an aerobics outfit. I've always beard something
about that eighties aerobic sesthetic. I don't know why. Maybe
it's because I grew up in the eighties and I
remember seeing women at the local park district going to
jazz or size and thinking like, oh, those are hot women,

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and there's something moved down there, and you don't even
know why because you're so young. And now is a
fully grown to tell. I see anyone on Halloween dressed
like Olivia Newton John, I'm gonna follow him back to
the bar and like to get that. Here's my credit card,
lady ruin my life.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Go ahead and watch some of those Jamie Lee Curtis movies, yeah,
from back in the eighties, just to get you stoked.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Why would I want to watch movies with the hermaphrodite?
Never mind, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
The crew of in Demion perhaps you've heard of them,
Famous Supercrew and Marty graf Aim.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
He's talking about New Orleans stuff for those that don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
They've announced their headliners for the twenty twenty six and
Gimi an extravaganza. You know, they have a big party
at the end of the parade and Gwynn Stefani and
her husband Blake Shelton will be the main attraction for
the post parade excitement at the Superdome. That'll be February

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fourteenth next year. Gwynn and her husband Blake been together
for about four years, and I just read an article
yesterday alleging that there have been problems with their marriage
as of late. But they say, or their spokespeople say,
it's because they both have busy careers. They have spent
some time apart recently, but they just decided that they

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would appear together in February next year, so it doesn't
sound like they're headed for Splitsville as they say.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I will tell you, as an aging punk rock teenager
from the nineties, my respect for Blake Shelton for going
to Poundtown with Gwen Stefani is so high.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Blake goods for real. All he ever wanted was your respect.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
A lot of our younger listeners learned to spell the
word banana because of this song. I'm sure she'll probably
perform this at a parade. This seems like a parade,
so I'm doing the parade.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's after at the Extravaganza party, and.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I don't think she's gonna be part of the Marti
Gras parades.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
They'll be part of the parade they're not performing during
the parade. You've been to a Marti Graus parade before,
you see that. They don't stop and perform a concert
in the middle of the parade. They go after the parties,
after the parade comes into the dome, does a big circle.
They're like Cowboy movies where they did the wagons in
a big circle. So that's what I think these Marti
Gras parades get wrong. Do a performance, guys. You know,

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maybe after all these years, you could finally get it right.
And he's gonna fix Marty Grad. Yeah, I'm gonna fix.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
New Orleans Marty Graus over one hundred years and you
guys still didn't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I mean, come on.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
So they a couple two people are a Grand Marshal
of the parade but serving as a co Grand Marshal.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Of the parade.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And if you know anything about Marty Grad New Orleans,
then you'll know a great deal of respect and admiration
for the one and only Arthur Hardy, who began the
Marti Gras Guide fifty years ago and is retiring on
Ash Wednesday next year, the day after Marty Grass Over.

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Really he has announced his retirement and wrapped up his
career as a Marty Grass expert. Not that he won't
still be an expert, he just won't you be working
at it as hard, and.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
So he'll probably never go again. We'll miss him.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Well, a happy birthday to him. Then, No, not even
closed and congratulations. Not not about a birthday at all.
And I do have the exciting news of Taylor Swift's
wedding plans. Aren't you excited? She is putting together a
dream team of her gal pals so that they can
be part of her you know, the girls, part of

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her party. And I don't know which one's going to be, like,
you know, the the bride'smaid, the super maid, you know,
like the maid of honor.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
But she is already.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Confirming Selena Gomez. Okay, so they're old friends.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Gigi hadid it became friends.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Supermodel, gonna may be hotter than the bride. That seems
like a mistake.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
And two others mention that are supposedly I don't know
if there's been a commitment, Sabrina Carpenter and Ashley Avignon.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I don't know. I don't know who the second one is.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Sabrina Carpenter was her opening act for a while, if
I'm not mistaken, And she's kind of famous for being
a horrorsh right, isn't that her stick?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's that's kind of the thing in the music industry.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
I don't know if you've noticed, several of the women
have decided sex cells and they all kind of go
a little a little horrish. Isn't that interesting though, because
their audience isn't men, it's other women. So women admire
other women for being a little whorors. I guess men
don't do that. We don't have Like, like my favorite
metal singer isn't famous because he bangs all these chicks

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on stage and then sings about it. He sings about
how we're living in the end of times and the
four Horsemen are coming and we have to cut the
head off Satan and fight against the evil demons or
evil will uprise from the depths of hell. You know,
that's the kind of music we listen to. And then
they listen to music about like getting gang banged by
nine guys on a tennis team.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
So which one's going to be stopping evil faster? Probably us?
I feel like, Dan, Yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
One all fiftan one by athletel

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Walton and Johnson