We live in two different new cycles

Kenny Webster interviews @SteveLovesAmmo and the Higgins Boat Rum crew.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenney Webster there.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Have a clip? Can we play a clip? All right? Waimo?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Robo taxis are expanding to Las Vegas. I just hope
none get destroyed if the Raiders win the Super Bowl?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Am I? Right? Guys? Does anyone actually think that won't happen?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're telling me we're gonna have autonomous row and they're
gonna have them in this city too. Autonomous robot taxis
are coming to Houston, like really soon. And people's response
to this is, WHOA, I won't be safe. I'm sorry.
Do you feel safe in the vehicle with the illegal
immigrant driving with a fake driver's license. I don't think
your name is Scott. I think your name is Mack
Mood and you're not supposed to be in the country.

(00:50):
I don't want to get in. Why does it smell
like you were just cooking in this taxi?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, so you could eat It's it's kind of a
doubleshed sword. It's either riding with somebody gee hut or
riding with somebody that was probably like, you know, you
watched a movie. I'm a legend of course, right, you know,
so you know I'll take the road Robot.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I can't. What is the movie with the robots? Wi
Will Smith?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's Iron, No, it's I Robot right, Jarreck hit Him's
boat room. Hey, let me explain what's going on because
we just started. We just hit the ground running here.
I'm Kenny Webster. Most people probably know that because I
do a radio here from KPE PRC Studio in Houston,
Texas to ten percenter Studio with me right now, weekly
contributor to the show at Steve Lobzamo hiding from the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You couldn't hide from the camera if you wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And one of our sponsors, one of our biggest supporters
and a very good friend of mine, Derek Bingham, is here,
the creator of the Higgins Boat Rum Company, and I
want to just go ahead and explain what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
We're adults. If you guys are easily offended, this is
not a show for you. Today.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
We're gonna be talking about Epstein, Muslim terrorists. We're gonna
be talking about the Salem Witch Trials, mass hysteria, and
we're gonna do it all while we have some adult beverages.
Is that correct, Derek Begham?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
This correct one. I'm here. That's apparently the thing we do.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Derek. What's going on today? What do you got? Well? Today?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
I just brought some Well people have asked me off,
do you make a spice for them? I do not,
but I can tell you how to make a great one, okay,
And so we've got some. This was a silver rum
before I spiced it. Okay, So it's not supposed to
be that color, not the silver. It's normally supposed to
be clear. But you've made it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
You put spice in it, which means what exactly?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
So we put some whole vanilla beans, which, man, are
those things expensive these days. We've put some cinnamon sticks, cloves,
all spice, berries, star and east and orange zest in there,
and we let it sit in there for about five days.
Kiddy hang on can pass it around intead of going
over all the expensive equipment.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I was going to put it in this cool coffee mug,
but you've given me a better glass to use than
the one I was going to use.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Look how awesome. Oh my god, it smells good too, Derek.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
And it's it's a great base for some really good
kind of like Christmas cocktails.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Cheers, gentlemen at Steve cheers, Derek Bangham cheers.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Are you not U?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Not today?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You don't drink your own now? Not today?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh oh oh right, LEAs man, that's good.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
I'm in the middle of kind of like man getting
back to fighting weight. So I've because I've been drinking
tons of cocktails lately.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What does that entail fight? You're are you gonna fight?
Is that what's gonna he?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I just literally mean getting like getting lean again.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You look like you're the skinniest guy in the room.
What does that say about us?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I I had think at about twenty pounds over what
I was sitting out a lot. That was probably some
water weight, but just a combination of making tons and
tons of cocktails way more than like with sugar num
where I'm normally a neat spirits guy and drinking more
often than I normally would.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
So what's the difference between like a neat spirit and
like a unclean spirit. I don't know. How it means
no ice, just straight up eat or.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Yeah, like so drinking it by itself our our. He
can goat reserve like we considered a good sipping a realm.
It's we called a bourbon drinker's rum. It's something that like,
if you like a good bourbon, you'll like it and
uh bottle.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I just want to show this out for a minute.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
If y'all are looking for Christmas presents, can I make
a recommendation of you. Shane Gillis says that a fascination
with World War II history is a sign of early Republicanism,
and he's correct about that. Even if you don't like rum,
and I think you will like this rum. This has
been to look damn cool on your liquor shelf. Higgins
Boat Rum Company. Go to their website today and get

(04:22):
yourselves a bottle of that.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is a cool gift for anybody.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
That loves drinking or World War II history A very
awesome thing.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Like if you're a nager or an anti nager, you
have to pronounce that really carefully, but this would actually
pair really well with eggnog.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's right, Yeah, I saw, I saw one of the
biggest naggers I've ever seen in my life right down
the hallway kind of aggravating. Right, Yeah, it was a lot.
It was a lot of noogging going on.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Anyway. You have fatigue, I do, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
I make eggnog and I carry a sig pistol, so
I have to be very careful.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Quickly changing the topic here just a minute. All right,
So everybody's talking about the Epstein files today, rightfully. So
there's an email from I'm surprised how many right wingers
don't know what I'm about to say, but like, we
really live in two different news cycles simultaneously. All the
liberals at my gym are obsessed with one single line

(05:18):
from the Epstein estate emails where he says something I'm
paraphrasing here about how Putin might have a photo of
Donald Trump doing something generous with his mouth to Bubba,
and so presumably now liberals think, oh, that means that
Donald Trump performed a generous act on Bill Clinton, which

(05:39):
I don't think is true. If it was, dreamily would
have seem weird that he'd only done that once in
his life, and he did it with a former president.
That seems kind of statistically unlikely, But fine, even if
it is true. Doesn't this make all the liberals homophobes?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Now, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Man, they're kind of like, they're kind of hypocrites in
that I don't think Donald Trump would stoop to the
level of Monica Lewinsky, you know. But anyways, this is
the same guy that got caught on a hot mic
saying he can grab any woman he wants by the
p and I'm trying to keep it PG we all remember, Yeah, yeah,
excess Hollywood take on like that this guy could he

(06:13):
can get any woman he wants.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
There's no way he'd do that. Derek, do you believe it?
I don't believe it's true. No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
You don't think one single off putting joke by Jeffrey
Epstein made it an email years ago somehow proof that
two of the most famous American politicians of our lifetime
just where I know. Okay, fine, I'm gonna have to
agree with you. But for the record, it is funny.
Can we just play a south Park episode? Oh your
politics aside for a minute.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
It's funny. Come on, everybody, it's funny, right of course. Yeah,
I love South Park in every single episode, all right.
In the meantime, Thomas Massey.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I know we're not supposed to like Thomas Massey because
he's anti Trump or whatever. I like that there's a
guy in the Republican Party that makes all the other
Republicans have to be more conservative or more libertarian in
order to get a bill passed. I'm fine with that.
I would not even if he doesn't. Even though I
like Trump as a president, I also like Thomas Massey.
You know, you can like Bubblegum and Cashews at the

(07:06):
same time. It's fine. Thomas Massey made this point. He
says he thinks Epstein was an intelligence agent. He says
Epstein had close ties to our own intelligence agencies and
Israel's intelligence agencies.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
That's why there's so much effort to try to stop
this thing. Now.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Some people think that's an anti Semitic trope. Of course,
I think he's telling the truth. I'm gonna play a
little audio and we'll react to it.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Is that simple.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Why do you think he is working so hard not
to get them released for so many months?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
What do you think the real reason is?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
These files implicate billionaires and friends of him, of his
and of political donors that he's.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Trying to protect and Epstein also had close ties.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
To our own intelligence agencies in Israel's intelligence agencies.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's why there's so.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Much effort in trying to stop this, and I do
believe they'll try to stop it somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Okay, to be the president you have to be a
little pragmatic. You have to be to be a congressman.
On the other hand, you can just be principled. Yes,
And so it's was Donald Trump trying to protect the
royal family? Was he trying to protect the vice president
of Deutsche Bank?

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Was he Like?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
What do you really think if what Thomas Massey is
saying is true, which it probably is.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
You know, Steve, why don't you start us off at
Steve loves am Man.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
So this is a very touchy subject, right because you
have the president saying one thing like who who's this
Jeffrey Epstein guy, and like, you know, kind of you know,
downplaying the whole situation. But then this is the same
thing that he campaigned on and he ran so him.
For him to say something like that kind of raises
eyes for many people. But I do believe that what

(08:51):
Massey is saying right now is probably very accurate, and Okay,
imagine this. Imagine if every like major CEO, oh politician
throughout the world they were this gigantic list was released.
How would the public react to something like that?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Right?

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Forks and torches, Right, we kind of already had and
from the early document dump we had an understanding of
who was on the list, and it wasn't like George
Clooney and Tom Hanks and like everybody wanted to believe
it was, you know, Seth MacFarlane or something like why
would they have gone there?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking went to the island that
we know, Bill Clinton went to the island. But most
of the people that were on this list weren't names
you would know they were executives at Giant Global Banks, right,
And that actually does make a lot of sense because
these are people that controlled billions of dollars in money. Derek,
you're like just a regular guy that makes run for
a living. What's your take on this whole thing?

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Well, this seems to be like the opinion of a
lot of people I've heard kind of share this stuff.
I think the biggest thing for the average Joe has
been keeping up with this stuff is just the back
and forth of like, Hey, here's these hold and we're
gonna share them.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And then that was a nothing burger. And then it's back.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
And forth, and I think the average guy out there
wants to know what's on the list, and maybe we
need some torches and pitchforks.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Also unpopular opinion.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
This is a distraction, guys. The primaries are right around
the corner. They've basically already started. We spent over a
trillion dollars in less than two months from roughly mid
August to late October.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
That's gonna happen again.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
We're gonna spend another trillion dollars right before Christmas happens.
Imagine we're all on a bus and we're about to
drive off a cliff. And this cliff, in my analogy,
represents the economy obviously, and Donald Trump's driving and he's
about to hit the brake, and right as he hits
the break, some of you in the backseat goes, wait
a second, guys, Donald Trump knows Jeffrey Epstein, what does
that a good reason to drive off the cliff?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
No, it's given me a new take to Fellma Luise, right,
you know, yeah, it's a different ending. But of course,
which makes sense in this analogy because women can't handle.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Money makes perfect sense of the Nineteenth Commandment anyways, So anyways,
but like, so this whole thing is taking up a
lot of airtime, right, and I'm not a single issue voter,
so I'm not going to like throw away what what
Trump has done for this country because of the list,
And some people are willing to do that, but they're like,

(11:20):
for example, like we're deporting illegals. I think three thousand
a day. The economy is better, Like, I don't know
the last time I would say a grocery storial was
a lot better than it has been in the past.
So I think this is just kind of like one
piece in the puzzle, but there does need to be
some sort of resolution behind.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It, all right, Derek Bingham, I'm gonna let you get
the last word here. This is gonna be a visual gag,
so it won't work well for people on the on
the radio unfortunately. But how much Higgins boat rum would
I have to drink to get this image of Jeffrey
Epstein in his tidy whities?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
This is this is all over the news today.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
There's a photo of Jeffrey Epstein with three other what
looks like I'm gonna guess middle aged Jewish guys. I mean,
I don't know if these two guys are, but that guy,
for sure is a Jewish.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Guy, and they're all in their underwear together.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Jeffrey Epstein's seen an infamous birthday book photo from the
House Oversight Committee.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Please stop scrolling down a lot of a lot of
Higgins bo rum am.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I right, I didn't bring enough.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
You didn't bring enough.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Maybe when I was seventeen I would have been in
a picture somewhat like that, But these.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Days it's a weird photo to take when you're in
your sixties.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, Yeah, Teddy Wadys, I'm gonna have to agree.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
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Speaker 1 (12:39):
So there's more than one song on the radio right now.
Two hit country songs on the radio right now are
AI generated.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Hard to believe AI figured out how to replicate a
genre where ninety nine percent of the songs are about
dirt roads and girls with bikinis.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
How did they pull that off? That's amazing. Is there
any crying and alcohol involved? Probably? Probably, it's usually about ice.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Cold beer driving down a dirt road in a truck
and somehow AI figured out the I mean amazing.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
That they bro we can blame Lars Oric for this. Yeah,
like this, this is the precipice. Like my intro for
my live stream. It's Ai who had.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
A birthday yesterday? Kurt Hammett from a Yeah, you brought
up Metallica. I don't know why I know all this stuff.
It's useless information. Never work in radio where you'll know that.
All right, I have a theory. Bill Belichick was spotted
at Jordan Hudson's cheer competition after his team loss. Now,
I know everybody thinks that Bill Belichick sucks. Now he's
not a good coach anymore. I disagree. This guy is

(13:40):
scoring points off the field. No one really cares a
few nc wins, Like I don't care. Does anybody couldn't care? Somehow,
because of this pretty little number right here, seventy nine
year old Bill Belichick or however old he is, he
has become my favorite guy in professional sports. And some
people wonder, how did this happen? How did Jordan Hudson

(14:01):
It's like she hypnotizes guy. It's almost like witchcraft at
Steve Lezana right.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Money, Yeah, money and money is a big driving factor.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, So I have a theory about this. Is Jordan
Hudson a witch? Did she do magic? On?

Speaker 3 (14:15):
On? Bill Belichick proved that she didn't.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe we can bring up the
Salem witch trials and what they did in the past, because.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
We really can't figure out looking at Jordan Hudson and
then looking at Bill Belichick, what is it?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
You know? Like, what is it that he sees in
her that he left is? You know? It's it. He's
not like a GQ model or anything. You know, How
is it?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Why is it that this very young, attractive woman and
this older guy who has tens of millions, maybe one
hundred million dollars in his bank account? What do they
see in each other? There's no way of explaining it. No,
one really can't understand it. Derek Bingham Higgins's boat rum company,
What do you think it is?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Normally it's the quarterback has got the cheerleader, you know,
and so this is a only when the coaches dating
a cheerleader that that's a problem.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
But they found a loophole.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Dude, come on, he's a cool guy.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Look at Bill, I know, even if you hated the Patriots,
even if you hate this guy, even if he beat
your team every year in a row, look at what
a cool guy Bill Belichick is.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Come on, guys, I.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Don't know, man, he well, okay, I'm not saying she's
a gold digga, but she ain't you know he d Okay,
he's got a lot.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm i saying with no unemployed colleges.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Right now, you know, maybe he's just got a lot
of money and just a gigantic meat iguana.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't know, all right, Well, I don't know if
she's a witch either. It was a good segue into
this though. Yeah, once upon a time people believed in witches.
They believed as silly as that explanation I just gave was,
there were people that would have actually believed that people
were using magic to hypnotize other people. In fact, back
in the heyday, there used to be I don't know
if you guys are into Wikipedia or not, but uh,

(15:53):
back before.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
The Wikipedia college, is that how you did it?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Back before Wikipedia became just like a terror bowl, like
a bastion of like left wing political theories and someone's
opinions being passed off as actual facts. Some of the
old articles on Wikipedia are just fascinating, like this website
list of mass panic cases. Now, if we were being
objectively honest about modern day society, this historical list of

(16:20):
all the different occurrences of mass panics, starting with the
witch trials, the Dancing plague of fifteen eighty eight, the
Chinese sorcery scares. Somewhere on this list we would include
the twenty twenty pandemic.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
We would have, absolutely, we would have to put it here.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
But really fascinating stuff on this website wore the world's
radio broadcasts all the different times in human history when people,
large groups of people became paranoid and terrified of something,
and we act like this doesn't happen anymore, You know,
something seemingly mundane inn overreaction to something like the mad
Gasser of Matoon, Illinois, was an event in which an

(16:58):
alleged mass hysteria took place during the nineteen forties. More
than two dozen separate cases of gassings were reported by
the police. It turned out to be nothing at the time,
But doesn't this essentially happen all the time? In twenty
twenty five, just from people watching fake news Derek Bingham
Higgins Boat Rum Company.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh yeah, well, you know a lot of people have
kind of learned not to think for themselves, and they
kind of accept that the average journalist is like this
authority figure and not just like ron Ron Burgundy, reading
exactly what they put in front of him.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
And I do that. I just read anything on the screen.
That's kind of my thing.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Look at how great this list is, Steve Tokyo Sea
Monster broadcast nineteen forty seven. May twenty ninth, the United
States Armed Forces radio station in Tokyo broadcasted a news
bulletin that a twenty foot tall sea monster was spotted
in Tokyo Bay and traveling inland, and.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
People believed it. They thought it was a real thing.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
What would you prefer to have today's fake news about
Donald Trump performing something generous with his mouth on Bill Clinton?
Or Tokyo Sea Monster broadcast? This vastly more interesting?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I mean, dude, was it like whether everyone would come
out and say, go Jira.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
The movies hadn't even happened yet, right, they were in
the fifth that's true, Yeah, but radio was like, what
was it? The uh War of the World's broadcast dude,
Like so many people thought the world was ending and
all of this stuff. But you see it now, like
with the pandemic, like everyone was like people were actually
getting in fist fights. They were stealing our mass hoarding

(18:30):
toilet paper, right Like it was just insane.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
That's the first thing you think about when there's a
respiratory mark or like, can good you're a bunghole.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That's the first thing. But look at it. Look at
this right here, this information we just got.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Because everything on Wikipedia has to be cited, there's still
some peer reviewed academic standards. Fine, so somebody took an
old book, Media Hoaxes, which was published by Iowa State
University in nineteen eighty nine. Journalists created thousands of hosts
just for the fun of it. Now, this was back
in the nineteen eighties. People probably thought, well, thank god,
that doesn't happen anymore.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I think it does still happen.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
If so, if we were being honest, guys, this book
would we you'd never stop printing this book.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Every month you'd come out with a new.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Edition as this book New York Times bestseller, Like, I mean,
I want to read into this now?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
How many pages? All?

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Right, we were talking about off the air. Obviously, this
is a long walk to the beach. It's like a
three hour drive to spend twenty minutes at the beach.
But off the air, we were talking about the sale
and witch trials, and Steve, you had some interesting theories
about this.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
So what do you think was happening?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Okay, So in my theory, all right, there was a
group of men that were tired of their wives, and
they were like, you know what, let's come up with
a genius idea to you know, get rid of them. So,
you know, Cornelius and Thomas, they were sitting around the
table drinking some Higgins boat rum I would be, you know,
smoking cigars, you know, and just talking about World War
Tis kind of had mintime obviously, like you know, Cornelius,

(19:54):
I am really tired of my wife, and let's come
up with a way to get rid of them. Right,
So they thought of, you know, the drowning of their wives.
But they were like, okay, hang on, we can't like
I cannot claim my wife to you know, be a witch,
so why don't someone else do it? So at first, right,
and let's think of a sure far away to get

(20:14):
rid of them. So let's throw them in the water.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
One. If they drown, obviously not a witch. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
And if you know what, if they do survive and
they able to swim and come to shore, then we'll
burn them at the stake because obviously they're a witch.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I feel like that's a very good theory. But I just,
at the end of the day, hating your wife it's
such a I feel like I shouldn't add anything to
that because I'm the only guy here that's divorced, right,
and you guys are. Actually, maybe I'm a better spokesperson
for this than you guys are.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Derek, you're married, I'm married seventeen years.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You would never accuse your wife of witchcraft in order
to get out of marriage during a time when divorce
was considered socially unacceptable.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Right.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I haven't seen her consort with the devil yet?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Okay, what is this? What is the secret to seventeen
years in? Derek? How do you do that?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
That's a long time. You don't look like you're old
enough to be married for seventeen years.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
You got married when I was twenty three. I'm forty.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Wow. Yeah, that's it. That's basically that met y one
in a couple of days. What are you gonna do
happy birthday? Oh? Thank you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
What's the secret to making it work? How did you
two meet? Were you high school sweetheart? You were high
school sweethearts?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
And then I went to Rice University where the guys
on the football team kind of agreed it's easy to
keep a girl friend from back home there.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Uh, it's easy. White explain that it's easy to.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Keep a girlfriend from back home when you go to
Rice University?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Why is there?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
It was back when I went there? Everyone there is
now incredibly beautiful and nice, But.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
When you were going there, they were all ugly nerds
or something. Is that what you're insinuating?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
There was?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
There wasn't a large dating pool there.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Why is that? Well?

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Very small undergrad There was like twenty seven hundred total
undergrads there.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It's not a big school.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah no, Now it's gotten, it's doubled in size, and
it's still a small school since I went there.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
So it's hard to date just because it was a
small community. But there's other universities in Houston. Did you
guys not consort with the U of h K or
were they too?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
I mean we went those were the plaps I guess, well,
we went out to wild West on Richmond. That's kind
of was our hangout back in the day, and then
there was there was a a wild creature referred to
as a cougar there who would buy a s drinks
and dance with us. But then I would tell my
then girlfriend at the time, like, hey, honey, I didn't
have to buy a single beer tonight, and.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
An older woman bought me these drips.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Honestly, honesty is a very good key.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Do you think now that you've started this alcohol brand,
do you think you could call that woman up and
sell her a few bottles?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
I mean, she's interested in buying alcohol, right, maybe, Yeah,
she's out there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Not really a cougar anymore, though, more of a I
don't know what word for that.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Well, how long ago was this?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Twenty years?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Okay? So if she was a cougar, and she's probably
a guild by now for sure, a gilf. Yeah, not
really a trophy wife anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Less of a less of a Stanley cot more of
a bowling trophy.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
At this point, I.

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Think the trophy's looking a little tarnish to these days. Gentlemen,
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