Why Did This Alaskan Town Change Its Name - Wed 6.1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
New music from Thumposaurus. Is this like a whole album
or is it just that one song they have or with.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I haven't cha. It's new to me, just like it's
new to you. I'm just learning about Thumpsaurus right now.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I hope there's more than just this.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh man, you're in You're in luck. He has an
album out called what is it called The Appetite?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You said you didn't know if they had an album out.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, I'm learning as you are, since you asked, I
checked the Appetizer's mixtape.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's called Can I Bump Them? I want to bump
a Thoris out of here? You want to bump him?
Or thump him? What are they called? Thumpsaurus? I thought
you said bump Now it doesn't matter. We'm never gonna
listen to that again. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's the first and last time you'll ever hear a
Thumpisaurus on this show.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I got some serious questions to ponder this morning. I
know that you got a lot on your brain already,
but we're gonna throw a little more on top of it.
Is LSU ready for a Dillingham? Yeah, that's a person's
last name, Dillingham. They more embarrassing than his last name
is his first name. His first name is Kenny. Uh no, no, Embray.

(01:10):
It doesn't sound like a warrior's name. But then again,
neither it is Dick but kiss. Well, that kind of
is dick. You say butt kiss. Then it's different.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
If I told you that your favorite football team has
a new player named Dick but kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So I've heard of the guy before, So it's pretend
you have it. No, I can't. I can't pretend I
hadn't heard it. When you said Dick, what did you
say it with a GrITT in your throat?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
How about like that they have a new They have
a new football player and his name is Penis cheek kisser.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
That doesn't sound good, right, See so the new odds
on favorite. I guess Vegas is doing this. I don't
know Arizona State head coach Kenny Dillingham that that's the
name dyling anyway. Uh the first name is not bad,
but the last like that one. Yeah, the last name

(01:58):
could use a little work. I think, Oh, okay, well
we'll go and see about that now. They did say,
I mean he's done some good things. He's in his
third year Arizona, and you know he took him from
way down here to you know, like his second year,
he took them to their conference championship, put them into playoffs,
all that kind of good stuff. He also could bring

(02:19):
along their starting quarterback, Sam Levitt looks like he could
come along. If the coach wants to make a move,
he might want to bring that QB with him. Guy's
also doing some pretty good thing. Six three two fifteen.
He runs as good as he throws, you know, all
that good stuff. Well that's fantastic. Well we'll see but

(02:42):
that that means the other day, Nick Saban is now
second on the list, the odds list, I think Lane
Lane Giffing down to fourth. They had that coach for
the Buffalo Bills, and there Joe Brady at third. I
didn't even heard anybody mention his name, even considering that's terrible,
I know. But they do have like a dozen names

(03:04):
on this list, and most of them angle happens. Are
any of them women of color? Three they identify as
women of color?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, thank god, that's the most important thing to me,
you know, is the color and the genitalia.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Of course, or you know, if they don't have the
right genitalia, just pretend along with them, because that's what's important.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I just hope it's not another regular, average white guy
who climbed the ladder based on meritocracy instead of some
dei age.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That would be the worst. I'm sure you guys have
already heard about the tragedy and Chihua, who I know.
I didn't even know Chihua. Who was a place? Is
that in India or it's Mexico? You know they got
them little dogs. They're from there. They call them Chihuahua
in Mexican. You know, Spanish, I guess is. But in English?

(03:54):
You had it right. The first time unidentified gunmen killed
seven guys during a horse race in the southern Chiwah wah.
I'm sorry it sounds like you said a horse race. Yeah, huh.
Attack Mexican police attribute to an ongoing feud between two

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criminal organizations of some kind. The late Saturday afternoon shooting
at the I guess it was a race track prompted
authorities to deploy dozens of police officers to communities to
search for the shooters and urge residents don't go outside.
That's how you you know it's not COVID, it's just Mexico.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm sure we
all agree we should give these people unlimited access to
our country. Yes, absolutely, as much as they want to
come here, you better believe it shouldn't even be concerned
to all about that an illegal alien. Boy, this news
story is going to bother you. Federal agents in Tulsa
charged a Mexican national illegally in the United States and

(05:01):
his Houston based sun with trafficking seventy five firearms and
bulky ammunition purchased at local gun shows. Following a multi
agency investigation with ICE ATF and the Oklahoma Highway Patrol,
the state and federal law enforcement officials arrested Andrea Vila,
a forty eight year old illegal alien from Mexico, and

(05:21):
his twenty two year old son, Anthony, a Texas border
US citizen, on charges of trafficking guns and ammo and
trying to bring them down to unsavory places where people
were going to do unsavory things.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Huh yeah, well about that. Not cool. Guys. People just
can't act right. Did you do anything that would cause
alarm within the law enforcement community yesterday at all? You
mean me specifically? Yeah? I don't think so. I don't
think I did either. And yet these guys have to
go out shoot seven men or transport firearms, and you

(05:57):
know what, can't people just act like us and act right.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
There is a lot of news stories today claiming that
Mexicans are trying to rise up and overthrow their government,
and braypart dot com assures us that that's not true.
A highly publicized protest in Mexico City has sparked much
international controversy, leading some news outlets and pundits I'm on
our side to suggest that Mexico could be seeing the

(06:22):
start of a revolution similar to those in other countries
during protests dubbed gen Zoo's that's a problem, But the
reality of Mexico is a little different. You have all
these protests, they're expected to fizzle out soon, and at
the same time, the political undercurrent shift between the country's
ruling party and its rivals as they are preparing for
another slew of elections.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oo a slew huh yeah about that? How'd they spell it?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh? I'm the racist way, Okay, yeah. Talks of the
protests began shortly after November one murder of urupon Myos
Carlos Manzo in the cartel controlled state.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
MITCHO. Khan. That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
The Khan, the politician died at the hands of an
underage cartel gunman who had the help of three other
dudes during the targeted killing at a public Day of
the Dead event.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mm hmm. That was just right after Halloween.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
And once again we just want to remind everybody open
borders with Mexico. That's what we want, no matter how
bad things are in their country. Protests, cartels controlling the government,
people standing in the streets shooting at each other over
political unrest. I'm sure we all agree it would be
racist to stop those people from just walking into our.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Country anytime they want. That would be a shame. We
do get a lot of emails about well, a lot
of different subjects, this being one of them. And this
guy here, he wrote, just quit your virtue signaling. Americans
every single day are arrested and none of you are
out there throwing your temper tantrum. You know, they're not
blowing their whistles at the arresting officers. They're not. It's

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out there having their protests stuff. So why are you
doing it for the illegals? They're above the law. They're
better than ever everybody else. The Americans shouldn't. The citizens
don't get that. But the illegals get people protesting. Now
obviously they're paid protesters. They're they're getting they're getting money
for being out there. But the guys that came here

(08:20):
illegally and are criminals because of it, and then most
of them, a lot of them are also criminals for
other reasons as well. They asked this need to be gone.
I don't care if they're at your church or at
your house. I don't care if they're where they are,
sitting out on a street corner somewhere. This is what
people voted Trump in for. Get them out of our

(08:41):
country a majority of people. And now Trump said he's
sending two hundred and fifty, said BP agents. It could
be bit British petroleum charged to Louisiana, but I'm probably bordered.
But BP has spent a lot of time in South Louisiana,
a right.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
So they had a cool name for the operation in Charlotte,
North Carolina. That was Charlotte's Web. If I'm not mistaken,
what are we gonna call it in New Orleans? We
need a cool.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Name, Operation Gumbo, operation gumbo isn't bad. Operation char grilled Oyster. Hmm.
Operation Drago's no, that kind of it's a little on
the nose. It puts them in a bad spot for
the people that want to protest probably don't want them
protesting the Dragos. Somebody probably wouldn't like that. Yeah, okay,
well we'll come up with something good.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Maybe something with Bourbon Street, like the Bourbon Street Beatdown
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
That would be fun. Operation Bourbon Hangover. Bam, there you go,
Operation Hangover period. That doesn't it does describe most of
my experiences in New Orleans. Yep.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Anyway, Yeah, these people are out protesting and they don't
like it. But look, we are getting what we voted for,
whether you like it or not, and we can do
what we want.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
We won the election.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, so I ask you this, are we Americans or Americans?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You put that on a shirt? Thanks? I love WJ
dot com. What day is it? What am I going
to do make a big announcement? It's Wednesday, Walton and
Johnson Radio Network.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
So we had a broken sink here at the radio
station and Steve decided to go wash his coffee mug
in the bathroom down the hall.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And then that was a big mistake. I shouldn't have
ever ventured out in public with the pursuit of happiness
coffee mug and then somebody stole it from you. You
can't blame him. I mean they saw that. I washed
it out in the bathroom sink, you know, because our
sink was just you don't even want to know. It
was nasty. And then I set it down to dry,

(10:41):
and when I came back for it, it was gone,
Billy d Can you abide by a thief? I can't
buy a thief. Y'all know that man, you only track
him down. I'll track him down. Well, there, I'm assuming
it was a man, because there's in the men's room right. Well,
you can't assume that. Oh, well, I think, And this
is nineteen ninety eight more.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
No, it's not now the good old days when while
we had to worry about was getting limp biscuit and
kidderock tickets.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
But well, if you want to go back to the nighties,
remember when people used to shoot each other over their Jordans.
I think they still do that. Well, yeah, it was
a big thing back then. It was kind of new
because when the shoes would come out. Somebody would go
to the store and throw down one hundred and fifty
bucks for some fancy shoes, and then somebody would wait
outside for him and they shoot them take their shoes.
I feel like that with the coffee mug too. It

(11:27):
has your afternoon Show on the you know, the Pursuit
of Happiness logo, and you can understand why people might
want to just grab it up and run. It's just
one of the many cool things you can buy it.
I love WJ dot com. But there is good news,
Steve Well, there's these styrofoam cups in the in the kitchen,
so I just went with one of those.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
You no, no, no, those aren't those aren't good for
the environment. It's it's not sustainable.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Is that the term? The Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
No, I've taken the liberty of going to I love
WJ dot com and uh and I and I purchased
you a new one.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
We have coffee mugs available for anybody. Just anybody can
go there and get one.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
And when you're on the website, you'll see there's a
buy to save fifteen percent off your entire order. Did
you buy too, No, I forgot Actually I just bought
one real quick but you could buy two get fifteen.
That's the promo code. It even says it on the website.
So it's really my bad for not even looking. But
I was in such a hurry. I was just so
excited to order Steve a coffee mug. Well, I do
appreciate that I wanted to get it under the tree

(12:27):
for you by Christmas.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So your gift will actually put money in your pocket.
That's correct. Yeah, when I'm well.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
To be fair, we don't make a lot of money
off this, and we can't we give us a substantial
portion of it to charity. There's a great charity called
Wheelchairs for Warriors. But yeah, we give this store money.
I believe it's for the Sunshine kids, Am I right?
You may be right about that. Ah, it's for charity. Yeah,
And I didn't write the checks.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Being the end of the year and all, might be
a good time for you to take a look at
your finances. See if maybe you don't have a little
money you'd like to keep away from the government and
give to a good cause. Yep, could be our charities
we recommend, could be something else, could be anything you'd like,
But better to have it than to give it. To
the government.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
And speaking of this time of year, I noticed a
lot of people Aliah been complaining about how dark it's
getting in the evening, and yeah, it gets.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Dark like five twenty Now I don't care for it.
And it's the days get shorter right up until December
twenty first, I think it is. You know what that
day is? Huh? It's right from four days before Christmas? Yeah, exactly,
even more important, four days before Christine's birthday, that's true,
but also the day winter actually starts. It's not even

(13:41):
winter yet, but it's still getting dark at you know
four thirty.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well, yesterday, at one thirty six pm in ut Kyakvic, Alaska,
the sunset and it will not rise again until January
twenty first.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Who stole the sun? Now?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
In case you're carrious, that is the north. They're in
the most point of the United States. It used to
be called Borrow back in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Named Alaska Barrow Alaska.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, named after a famous British explorer, but they changed
the name.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
After the wheelbarrow because that's how they got around out there.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, I don't think so. No, it was named after
a British explorer from the eighteen hundreds. But they recently
realized that's racist, so they changed the name. It's no
longer named after Sir John Barrow of the British Admirality by.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I guess named after a Muslim. H.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, I think it's an indigenous person. Billy ed, that's
a Muslim. No, I don't think it's a Muslim.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
No, it sounds indigenous as an Islamic indigenous, something like
a king. Well, there used to be a term for no.
Probably can't say it on the radio though. Well, no,
there used to be a term for stuff. But it
gets you in trouble. They used to have a word
for it.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
And it was even also the name of a delicious
ice cream dessert.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh yeah, better be careful now. I don't know why
we're not allowed to say that anymore. Eskimo. Ah, yeah,
that'd be it. Yeah, not my role. I don't know.
I don't have a problem. I've never heard anyone get
mad about it. What is the word we're supposed to
in stood of eskimo? Now? Indigenous? There's another one though
in an invalid No, that's Inuit. Inuit. Inuit doesn't sound right,

(15:18):
I know it doesn't, but it's true. Look it up.
You'd like to look stuff up, don't you. Well, I'm
sure we all agree. It's very expensive. Offensive excuse me
of offensive. Anyway, here's a great song. There's a solved color.
That's my heart of world. Who lives the lonely Yukon
far away? Where's that tilly to mind? She cuddles close

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than I can't hear? And what didn't she say? What'd
she say? Which means that I love it's the name
of that town, Muka Lusha, I think it is. It's
an Eskimo kiss. When she rubbed her nose instrums like that,
that's how they kiss when you travel up there.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
They've got a gateway into the town that's made out
of whalebone. Billy get out. Yeah, we'll see. It does
seem kind of cool to me. I kind of want
to go up there. Oh yeah, look at that.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
That is nice. Yeah, it's really something right. That is
a big bone, son, Yeah, those bones are huge, big old.
I mean I've seen bigger obviously. Yeah, every morning when
I when I wake up, I see bigger. You're looking
at me when you wake up? But farna, now I'm alone.
That is creepy, dude. No, I'm not with you. No oh, man,
I wish said kel oh before we move on. I
gotta give credit where creditors? Do? You ask the question,

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what should we call the operation where the border patrols
in Louisiana?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Sure, because they have a Charlotte's Web in Charlotte, North Carolina?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
What are we going to call it? Now that they're
in New Orleans and mississ Wilster Walter has already nailed it.
I think competition's over. Socker to me me, Walter called
Operation where Are You at? Come on, and they're looking
for people who are hiding. I don't hate it, but
I got the best thing you ever.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I feel like people are gonna hear that and they're
gonna say, shouldn't it be who at?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
No? No? No? Where you at? Is? You know, like
we gotta we got to get in there and find
you and root you out and send you home. Sure
we know who you are. You're an illegal. We don't
know where you are. So Operation where Yet is going
to start up soon. I love the sentiment. I like
where your head's at.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I just don't know if that's going to immediately make
sense to people outside of the shall met area.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
I'm not sure, I will get hell with them, how
about that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
This radio show is all about shall met and it
always has Bill.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah. Yeah, they have to powish. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Well, anyway, we love them over there, all right, kids.
While we're on the topic of the indigenous people, exciting
news for Mississippi. The Mississippi Choctaw Dictionary Project is going
to help the tribes preserve their language. The United States government.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I was wondering if they were thinking about doing something
like that. Thank god. Yeah, the uh so, there's this
family there in the Mississippi area. The Choctaw tribal land
has existed now for two hundred years according to the
federal government, and they're finally going to have some help
preserving their language thanks to some government spending. They're going
to put up a dictionary together. So that's great. I

(18:20):
think you know, you're going to need a lot of
money to do that. Of course, that's going to be
way more than you thought it would be. Some people
might hear this and anything. Well, if it's a language
nobody's using anymore, you know what, how much money do
we need to spend to preserve it? And I will
just say to you that you're only asking that question
because you're a racist. Of course, shame on you. I
didn't even ask the question, but you know, it's still

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all me.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Sure if anybody does, you know, we just want to
get out ahead of that and make sure everybody knows
we're not racist. Any amount of money that needs to
be spent to defend the Choctaw language, we're here for it.
We agree, we'll take the money right out of our
bank account.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Just tell us what you need. We're here for that.
Already speak chuck Tall, but out of manhilp, and y'all
learn a little bit of Oh really, you do speak Chalktaw.
Could you translate something for me here in Chalktaw? How
would I say, we're thirty eight trillion dollars in debt
and we can't keep spending money on garbage? Well, the
chuck Taw have a more basic language. It's simpler. They
just do things like and that tells you they're just

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disgusted with the whole idea. Well, it's gotta be a
weird dictionary bill. Oh yeah, it's Wednesday. Who doesn't get
excited about Wednesdays? Walton and Johnson Radio Network