Why Did This Australian Politician Resign - WED 9.2

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, mister Kenneth, I saved this for you. I

(00:02):
have a feeling you're really going to enjoy this portion
of the show. Humans do it, Monkeys do it. Even
polar bears do it.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And now researchers have reconstructed the evolutionary org the evolutionary
origin of the kiss. Oh, scientists have figured out the
mouth to mouth kiss mouth. It evolved more than twenty
one million years ago. Prove them wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, you can't do it because they got a picture.
They don't. You had to picture up a minute ago.
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
There's two monkeys kissing. I guess it's that woman that
spends all that time laying around in the jungle, just
Jane Goodell, Yeah, hanging out with the monkeys and stuff.
You must have snagged a photo of them kissing. How
many years ago? Was it twenty one million?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It says, yeah, But you know, earlier this week they
had a funeral service or Jane Goodell.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And according to Goodell, Goodall, good Old.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Anyway, they had a funeral service for and according to
the report I just read, the catering was fantastic. Really yeah,
I heard it was bananas. Oh my god, I love it.
Their study suggests that mouth on mouth kissing evolved more
than twenty one million years ago and was something that
the common ancestors of humans and other apes probably indulged in.
The same research concluded that the Neanderthals may have kissed too,

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and that humans and Neanderthals may have even kissed each other.
And we know that because scientists told us that they
wouldn't be lying.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
But they didn't like to make eye contact when making love.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Not with a Neanderthal. No, and you would never tell
your dad about it. There was a scene in a
TV show. I forget what it was now, but I
was watching. There was a scene in this TV show.
It was set, you know, back in the olden days,
and a guy who was a pimp basically sent a
hooker to some other guy, you know, to want He

(01:53):
wanted to find out more about him, So like, you
go sleep with this guy and then he'll tell you
all the secrets and then I'll get them. Sure, So
she comes back with some secrets and she's like, please
don't make me keep going back there. It is so
off footing. He likes to look into my eyes while
we're doing it. Yes, that's a fairly recent thing apparently disgusting. Well,

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the scientists studied kissing because it presents something of an
evolutionary puzzle. It is no obvious survival or reproductive benefits,
and yet it is something that is seen not only
with human societies, but all across the animal kingdom. Monkeys, apes, cheetahs, dirafts,
they all seem to kiss each other.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
So what they did is they went out and they
found evidence of other animals engaging and kissing, and scientists
were able to construct an evolutionary family tree to work
out when it was most likely to have evolved, and
they said it was twenty one million years ago. And
sometimes humans even kissed Neanderthals.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, that would mean that there was human on Neanderthal
love relations happening.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh boy, that'll get you kicked out of the family.
Never kiss Anyanderthal? Want to? Yeah, some people enjoy that
sort of thing. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Anyway, so that's the latest on that. Well, are acting
the kissing news? There's been who dealt with? Now we
can move on to other important not as important, but
other some other important stuff too.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Would you rather ride in an uber piloted by an
illegal immigrant or a robot.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I'm pretty much against illegals, so I'm gonna go robot.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Tesla is expanding its robo taxi service to Houston. It
was initially launched in Austin in San Francisco. Now, The
Chronicle reports that during its annual shareholder meeting last week,
Tesla announced Houston, along with Dallas, are among the next
slay areas where people will be able to hail a
self driving model.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Y okay.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And so if you were waiting for your Uber to
arrive and that showed up, would you get in it?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Probably?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Not?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Okay? But who's driving your Uber? Now?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
So guy they don't normally know if he's that much better,
some guy named Mack mood And you get in the
car and it's and I was like, he was just
cooking something in here? Were you cooking in here? It
smells like curry or something. I think he just farted,
that's all that. That's just the smell of his parts.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Good lord.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Hmmm, Jay, there's a lot of emails still coming in.
I gotta I gotta compliment this Walton Johnson listening group here.
These people are the smartest, the hardest working, and longest listening.
I mean we have ratings that prove it. If you
don't believe us, but we'll tell you. People listen to
this show for a long time. When did we start.
I guess it was about six fifteen, maybe this morning.

(04:33):
It's been three and a half hours almost since we
started taking emails basically for what we should call the
Ice Operation when they hit New Orleans and we came
up with some good ideas. We got plenty of good ones,
and they're still coming in. Even though we we did
announce that they called there. The official name for it
from the Fidds is swamp sweep. It's still like, uh,

(04:57):
it's okay, yeah, but it sounds like a goverment employee
thought it up. It's clever, but it's not clever. And
we got this one operation. Hey, y'all, you know Operation
black Smoke.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's me.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm black Smoking. I figured you'd like that, Yeah, I would.
I would get involved in.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah, uh, here we go, Operation No Quarter.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's actually smart when you use the word quarter to
refer to the French Quarter and putting people up in
a place where for them to stay, and.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
It reminds you of the Which Amendment is at the
third Amendment, you never hear about that, the quartering of
you know, no one ever talks about I want to do.
I want to if I was being questioned by police,
I would like to declare the Third Amendment to defend
my rights. Mm hmm, and be like, what, you don't
want to have to quarter soldiers from a foreign country?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
No, I shouldn't have to. No, No, you can't make
me do that. I'd like to plead the third There's
a bunch of them in here, man. Some of those
have been said already. If we didn't reread yours, it's
because somebody else st it in first. But a lot
a lot of people asking about that.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Also.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
One of the emails is about this some comedy club
in Base Saint Louis, Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh yeah, Friday night and Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I got comedy shows in Base Saint Louis and Metarie
with Jesse Peyton. That's gonna be a lot of fun.
If you want to come out and see us do comedy.
Get tickets now. That will sell out. In fact, I
think we're going to have to add a late show
to the Friday show in Base Saint Louis because the
early show is just about sold out.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
A lot of.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
People have been asking how could I get a ticket
if I was interested in attending.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Go to the website jesse isfunny dot com or just
look at one of my social media accounts. I have
links to it. My name's Kenny Webster and I'm on
Instagram and Facebook and Twitter.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, it's easy to find there.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Hey, let me ask you a question, Billy yet and
I'm sorry to bring this up, but I just had to.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
You're the only girl dad here as far as we know,
mister o'r regular guy. You don't have any daughters.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Do you, mister? Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, they had plenty of dulters, so not what I met. No,
I've also had plenty of wives. Okay, that is even worse?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Good is it?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
After we get back, Billy, and I want you to
answer a question here about what you would have done
if you were new South Wales Nationals leader to Gauld Sanders.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I've changed my name.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
First off, okay, but this involves his daughter doing something unsavory. Oh,
we'll tell you about it to him. No, oh, well
kind of what I'll tell you after this.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I got fired for literally no reason. My boss said,
it's because you're on your phone too much. You're too
distracted at working. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, Billy, it's gonna get awkward in here for
a minute. It's a hypothetical. I know you're gonna feel
attacked by this question. I'm not attacking you. I'm just
asking because you're the only dad here with a daughter.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Go for it. If your daughter did. I have a
daughter as well.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
There's no way I'm bringing Steven. Thank you, thank you,
No way, no girl. This is just for Billy. This
isn't about my daughter either. It's about this some other
guy's daughter, some who was it?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
All right?

Speaker 1 (07:59):
If you your daughter did porn? Would you quit your
job and give up at life?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
You're asking me if my daughter, well, obviously you can't
even think about something like that because that would never happen.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
But Polyester is a sweeker.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
All just talk about a guy whose daughter actually did
do porn.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
New South Wales Nationals leader to gold Sanders, where's that Australia.
That's in Australia right, he's a political leader. He's a
very high ranking member of.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
The Australian Wales was in England, New South Wales, so
South England it's.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Like New England's in America. New York. You know, there's
Old York. They don't call it Old York. They just
called it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
They just call it York. Yeah, unless you're talking about
the Lewis and Clark slave. No, that's a different guy.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm totally different guy. All Right.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
So we're in Australia. Uh, and there's a guy down
there who his daughter does porn. There's a very important
member of the government. He just quit his job, resigned,
walked off the job, left office. Not it's not like
his term ended. He just walked out. And it happened
to the same day that it was announced. His nineteen
year old daughter is featured in a documentary about OnlyFans

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models porn stars, a documentary. Maybe she wouldn't do in porn.
Maybe she was just exploring the porn world.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Well, The headline to the article reads, Australian politician resigns
day after daughter revealed porn career.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Saunders shocked colleagues by resigning suddenly as leader of his
party on Monday, saying he wanted to focus on his family.
And then they said, is this because your daughter's doing
porn and he said, no, that's just a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
But they knew about it obviously. People that he worked
with knew about it already. So had they already visited
the site?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Saunders said he was stepping down from the role to
take a step back and focus on his family.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Somebody probably emailed him a picture they pulled off of
the website and they said is this your daughter?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, and he went, damn, I gotta go. Now this
is where it gets a little weird. His daughter, who
goes by the name Spicy Summer Bondie Beach. She's a
big girl. I mean, just looks.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
And now this is Australia, so they may have different
standards of beauty.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You know. Is she you know, like a ten in
Australia or eight? Maybe? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, she's
a thick girl. I don't know. It's not true. Not
my type anyway. So no, you like string beans, huh.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
I like women that look like they eat healthy and
go to the gym and they don't look like they
eat at all.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
There's a reporter it said, just twenty four hours ago,
his daughter Charlie, Oh, her stage name's Willow. I guess
that thing I just said. Spicy Summer Bondi Beach is
the name of the documentary. Willow was revealed to be
a star of a reality show about OnlyFans creators Yeah,
the Barely Legal Team. She's nineteen. Appeared in the first
episode of Spicy Summer, telling producers that she started making

(10:49):
adult content as soon as she turned eighteen and oh,
by the way, my dad's a conservative leader in the
National government.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Charlie then went on to.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Accuse older in up being jealous because OnlyFans wasn't around
when they were younger, and they just had to be housewives.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
So the premise you would think would be that they
do they go to OnlyFans because they want money and
this is easy money for them. Right, Let's face it,
that's not really why a lot of these girls are
doing it. It's because they they just want you. They
enjoy being seen bingo. Because this girl didn't need money.
Her dad's a powerful, rich politician. Yeah, but now he
quit his job, she's gonna need more money than ever before. Okay,

(11:29):
dad's broke. Well now it checks the work. Yeah, okay,
all right, but we want to end the show on
some good news this morning, and Billy had said he
had good news. Billy had That is the best kind
of news in my opinion. What God, buddy, he liked
good news? Here it is the guy named James Comber.
You familiar with him? Yeah, not Komy. He's the head
of a House oversight committee. And I could see why
people would be confused by that because they're both involved

(11:51):
in the same scandals.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's tricky.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
James Comber, this is a good guy doing good work
for Trump administration. At least we hope. He said today
that he is prepared to have a Bill and Hillary
Clinton arrested if they refuse to comply with subpoenas to
testify under oath about Jeffrey Epstein. I want to say
it one more time. He is prepared to have Bill

(12:15):
and Hillary Clinton arrested. Have you guys never happened?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Have you guys seen that the liberal part of the internet,
where lefties are talking about politics, they're obsessed with this
theory that Donald Trump did something generous to Bill Clinton
with his mouth. I can't think of a classier way
to explain it than that while we're on the radio.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I thought this my news that I brought you would
be interesting, But you immediately changed the subject to something
Bill and Jeffrey Epstein were doing together.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
I don't know. I feel like we're talking about the
same hang here because.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
The Clinton's repeatedly avoiding answering any questions about the Epstein's
on record. He has subpeeded them for stuff multiple times,
and they've just ignored it. Now, if you did that,
if I did that, they definitely arrest us. And he's saying, well,
they're just regular people, They're not untouchable, and I'll just
go and slap the cuffs on them. Man, you would

(13:12):
love to cuff Hillary, wouldn't you.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah, you're not gonna get what you want. Guys, Hillary
has gone, yeah, sho'll go stand in front of a
committee hearing. Remember didn't she do this before? And it
was claimed that she took some kind of an anti
anxiety drug so she could sit there without getting upset
or reacting for nine hours and show.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
So I'm I'm kidding. I'm figuring this out now. The
reason you guys never hear good news is because you
crap all over it when you do hear good news,
so you don't want to hear good news anymore. The
good news is we get to spend the rest of
the day and maybe even part of tomorrow thinking that
they might arrest Bill and Hillary Clinton. Now you say

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it'll never happen, But until it never happens, it could.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
See that's the good news, and you guys just will
crap all over it.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Fine, I'm out here. I'm not staying around here. You
guys are bringing everybody down with your negativity. I want
positive good news like Clinton's and jail.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I just feel like we have to manage expectations, Billy
ed when it comes to that's it. I'm out of here.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
When it comes down. You can't leave for another ninety seconds.
And then you also have to hang around and record commercials,
so you're not going to be able to just leave
right now because you're mad about this.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I can't even hear you. I'm not here. No, you're here.
I'm there.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
We can all see you. Yeah, just because you're covering
your eyes doesn't mean we can't see you.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Billy, I'm not here now. See he thinks he's disappeared
because his eyes are closed. We see you. This is childish,
all right.

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Nothing? We want your money, we'll have you. Yeah.

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Speaker 3 (15:21):
I tried to make people happy. I gave them happy news,
and you just dumped all over it. Did you kind
of set them up for disappointment? Though, Billy ed, they
can be disappointed later be happy. Now, what is that
a dream deferred? Is a dream delayed or something like that?
Is that a that's some communist manifesto bull nonsense?

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Yeah, every day.

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