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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Above and beyond. And since we were just talking about
pennies and the fact that they're not making them anymore,
what happened Babylon beef headline? Shoe manufacturers rush to design
the new nickel loafers.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh, because they can't because they don't have penny loafers anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You've heard of penny loafers? Sure, I got it, Okay,
I just thought the kiddos today might not even know
what a penny loafer was?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Is there also a shoe called the Mary Janes? What
are they going to do with that now that they
outlaed thhc Oh, no, you made me do that. They
haven't outlawded'. That's your fault if you didn't like that.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, the penny loafer now been bumped up to the
nickel loafer. I guys, sure you annunciate properly when you
say all those words, Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
For sure, especially on the radio. That could be a
very expensive mistake. Billy ed, Why y'all looking at me
no reason? In the meantime, he suspected illegal immigrant has
been charged with sending naked photos to a twelve year
old boy. Meets Susannah Mendo, age twenty six, allegedly sent
nude photos and vulgar texts to the boy in a
sick bid to sexually entice him. According to Sheriff Chuck

(01:08):
Havard of Jasper County, Texas, Uh, you have these pictures
with you. I do not know. How does she look?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
She man like an illegal immigrant with no makeup on.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It doesn't look like mis resting bitch face, real bad RBF.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well it's not a flattering mug shot. I'll start with that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I maybe everybody has RBF when they're having their mug shots.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
The boys' parents learned about the creepy exchange, and so
they called police. They had feared that Mendoza would flee
the US, you know, because she's an illegal immigrant. Investigators
had to work extremely fast because it's believed the suspect
would leave the country, according to the sheriff, And that's
a valid thing to be concerned about it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But actually I think she's safer from arist here than
she would be in her old country. They don't really
arrest that many criminals around here, and if they do,
they don't keep them long.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I mean, I think she'll beh Did she shake it off?
I think they are resting illegals now, but only for
as long as it's okay to do that. Pretty soon
they'll stop again.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, a judge will make sure you know the fact
that you know whatever. Seventy eight eighty million people voted
for a president and they didn't vote for this judge.
But the judge takes it upon himself to tell you
what Trump can and can't do.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Look, this interview from Laura Ingram last week with Donald
Trump kind of gives me the impression that Trump and
the Republican establishment want to walk back some of the
immigration stuff. Laura Ingram pressed Donald Trump on the H
one B visas and Trump did not give the answer
that most people in the America First movement would have appreciated.
Republicans have to talk about it a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And does that mean the H one B visa thing
will not be a big priority.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
For your administration? Because if you want to raise wages
for American workers, you can't flood the country with tens
of thousands or hundreds of eyes.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
And we also do have to bring in talent.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
When we got your talent and fail you don't don't
tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents, and
you know that people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unapplied like an unemployment line is say
I'm going to put you into a.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Factory who we're going to make missiles?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Or I'm gonna why do we ever do it before?
Well and an example.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Horse or honestly or.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Dude. Young conservatives are very mad at Trump right now
because of this and the Epstein file thing, and you know,
mass importing people from India and him saying that six
hundred thousand Chinese students get to stay in the country,
says it's good for our economy.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
There's a lot going on, Linter, There's a lot going on.
That's why I look forward to the college football playoffs
and seeing who's who and what what where they're going
from here.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Well, hang on a minute now. I know it's easy
to change the subject when something bad happens, but I
just want to remind everybody what what happened if Donald
Trump didn't win.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by
what has been. You know, what can be unburdened by.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
What has been? What can be unburdened by what has been?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
What can be unburdened by what has been, what can
be unburdened by what has been.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It could have been so much worse, you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
And by the way, speaking of female candidates for president,
I know this is probably going to ruin the start
of your week. Michelle Obama has completely shut down the
idea that she might run for president someday because Michelle
Obama insists the United States is still not ready for
a woman to lead. She said, we've all seen this

(04:36):
in the past election, and sadly we ain't ready. Y'all
are lion When you say you are ready for a
female president, y'all are all lion. You're not ready for
a woman. So don't waste my time. Don't waste Michelle's time.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
And also, apparently it's our fault that Michelle is doesn't
swim and has to flatten her hair. Worry about it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Let me explain something to white people, explaining hair comes
out of our head naturally in a curly pattern. So
when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we
are trapped by the straightness. That's why so many of
us can't swim, and we run away.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
From the water.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, go to the gym because.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
We're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
For me, it is exhausting, and.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
It's so expensive, and it takes up so much time.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I've been sitting on this for several seconds.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Okay, that doesn't sound very long.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
A stand up comedian who has some some shows coming
up this weekend. I think you should repeat what she
said word for word. But as though it's your idea. Oh,
I'll get on stage and I'll say, black people, hair
comes out of your head all curly, and that's why
you can't swim.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
It seems like I had to get canceled for saying that.
I want to find out.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
If she's allowed to say it and you're not. Why
at first you have to say it out loud in public?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You know black people can't go to the gym because
they have to straighten their hair. I don't. The thing
that's so odd about this is I've never seen Michelle
Obama with an afro ever.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
No, No, she's constantly trapped by a white construct of beauty.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Please don't.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
She's like she's still a slave.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Still after all these years. Uh, Michelle, if you're doing
that for me, can I just say? Oh, don't don't
do that, stop right now. Don't do it for I
don't mind what you're shave your head. I don't care
if you have flat hair. Doesn't matter to me at
all if you're doing that for me, as you just
explained to the sound. But my immediate reaction is, don't.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Braids are for y'all so we can work harder and
focus on the work.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So why do we need an act?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Black women are braiding their hair so they can work
harder for us.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's right, We sure appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, thank you, thank you, Michelle iow.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
And what's the saying is now we realize we want
her to be president more than ever now.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I don't know, because.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
She's just filled with wisdom.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
When has she ever worked hard? I don't like you.
She created a bunch of content for Netflix that nobody watched,
and then it looks like she didn't even make it.
She had someone else do it for her. She just
got paid for that. Is there anyone on earth? It's
a bigger victim than Michelle Obama an act of law.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
To tell white folks to get out our hair.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Don't have you ever heard this one? If you have
a black female friend, don't compliment her hair. Have you
ever heard that? That's really offensive to them? Like if
I walked in and mister Kenneth got a haircut, I'd
be like, hey, nice haircut. Hey Steve, you trimmed your
hair this week and you look good. You ought to
not do that if it's a black woman according to
social norms, I don't understand. I want to make it clear.

(07:51):
As just an average middle American, flyover state white guy,
I don't know. Explain it to me. Why can't we know?
How come I could compliment and everybody on their hair
except for one group of people, black women, even black men.
You could be like, oh, you got a haircut, They're
like thanks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
When she explained that problem, right, did you feel better
after the explanation or did you just have more questions?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Way more questions.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, So explaining the whole dope compliment black women's hair
is going to come out the same. You're just gonna
end up with more questions and you're not going to
get an explanation, are you?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Did you see the video I posted of the woman
twirking at the funeral?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Oh good lord, So there's a woman who has is
that our husband there's a guy in a coffin, and
this woman's twirking. I hope it ain't her daddy, and
she's a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Your daddy, I don't
know if it's her day.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Was he a player?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I think it's her lover. And then in the front
row there are small children.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, the kids have gathered at the funeral. Well, they
have the open casket available for all. And so she
bin's over with her ass facing the dead guy and
starts to twork.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay, so I'm just curious since she has her hair
like that. Am I the reason she's twirking? If I'm
the reason her hair is like that?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
But it's the culture.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You understand what I'll say.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's that's the Kansas City chief thing.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Now you're happy day five and five this year, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yes? While we're playing sound bites of prominent pocs female pocs,
this is one you may have missed if you just
woke up.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I was aware of my opponent's strategy.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's Kamala again.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I wasn't about to fall prey.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Kamala Harris was aware of Donald Trump's strategy, so she
outsmarted him.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
She says, I was aware of my opponent's strategy, and
I wasn't about to fall prey.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
No, she's too smart for that.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Or fall into those tracks. And part of his strategy
and those around him was to try and take me off.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Are gang message.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I wasn't about to be distracted by those little those
planes that he was trying to throw.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Do you remember early in her it was a short candidacy.
It was like three months she said Trope was a flamer. No,
she's guys. Trump wouldn't she wouldn't do interviews, Kamala Harris
wouldn't do interviews, she wouldn't talk to the media. And
it was because they were still figuring out what her
platform was. Do you remember all that when she first
announced her candidacy, they didn't even know what her policy

(10:28):
positions would be. Would they be different from Joe? Joe's
positions are already really vague because he doesn't talk to
the media. And then the more you saw her, the
more she had a message, the less popular she became. Well,
the other thing I think is interesting about this video
is when you look at this video compared to what
Michelle Obama just told us. All Right, so it's three
female pocs with flat hair, and then one with braids.

(10:51):
According to Michelle Obama, this woman with the braids is
the only one here that works. So what do these
other three do?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, Kamala and two of the three people that are
in viewing her all have very straightened hair and they
are African American.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Kama has been promoting this book for weeks now.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Has she sold one yet?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
The book's called one hundred and seven days. I think
she's now been promoting the book longer than she ran
for president.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Think you're right, yeah, but if you fall, Darling, what
if she fly?

Speaker 5 (11:19):
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Speaker 1 (11:29):
Remember this is my high lot reel.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
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Speaker 2 (11:40):
Wonderluss, Old and Johnson Radio Network Bond Girl Jane Seymour
just got married again. She is in her seventies now,
she said. The seventies are the new fifties. Seventies the
new fifties, she said.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
And this time she found two love. I'm sure she.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Was doctor Quinn, medicine woman. I never never occurred to
me before that that was the same person.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, that'd be her. It was a very popular show
and married before. Not like the only true love she's
ever found, But this time it's the truest to all
the true love.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
This is the radio segment where we try to shove
in a lot of content that we would have got
to earlier in the show if we hadn't spent so
much time arguing with Billy Ed about Arabic numerals.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, well you learned something, No, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
A lunatic with prior arrests tried ramming Ice today in
North Carolina with his car.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
All at North Carolina's just not the place to be
right now.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
No, they got problems. He ended up leading law enforcement
on a high speed chase and one agent was injured.
Pray for our brave Ice agents. The left wants to
kill them and celebrated this. They celebrate whenever illegal alien
hurts somebody, it's great. Speaking of Republican candidate for Congress
in Illinois, Rocchio Cleveland, Mister Cleveland presented his opponent, Democrat

(12:51):
candidate Kat Bogozella a gift bag with items that she
will need in prison, including Trump merchandise. Kat is currently
facing federal tares for impeding ice. There's akay, there's a
video of him giving her the gift bag.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Isn't that fun?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I mean, I think it's pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Gonna need this in prison. Yeah, but in the meantime,
she's running for office against him.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
If you have a child in Michigan, the Michigan State
Superintendent Sue Carnell has no idea how many genders there are?

Speaker 1 (13:20):
How many genders are there? No, how many genders are there? Hello,
different people have different beliefs on them. Okay, but well
you can believe all you want. But science says there's two.
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
But yeah, you got a better plan.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's so funny. This is the Lord.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
God came up with you and you have a better
idea than God.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Okay, if you're wondering why that was asked the Michigan
State Board of Education just to proved a new sex
seg curriculum for K through twelve, which includes radical gender
ideology and teaches that kids can be born in the
wrong body.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, Oh, God makes I don't think he does. That's
what they just said. He was born in the wrong body.
That means God made a mistake. I think they're wrong, Billyop. Okay,
then people should say so I am.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm saying that people are going nuts trying to find
those bear cups at Starbucks. The yeah, the thing we
talked about last thing, Because it's a big deal. Walmart
has some news for them. They have replicas of them,
but without the Starbucks logo. Here's another way you can
get one.

Speaker 6 (14:29):
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Speaker 2 (14:34):
Now there's a solution.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
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own collectible cup instead of engaging in a fistfight with
a forty seven year old woman named Pam over the
last one in the display case. Sam Our bear cups
looked just like the one at Starbucks, minus the streaks
of blood from using it to bang the head of
the social media influencer who tried to snatch it from
your hands. Even better, each bear cup easily fits inside

(14:58):
that Trader Joe's topepag you waited in a f our
line forces you obviously believe branded garbage can fill the
hole in your soul.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Build a bear cup.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
Just because your life is empty doesn't mean the drinkholder
in your car has to.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Be hmm okay, then, but I don't understand the Stanley cups.
I don't understand the bear cups. I don't like what.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
There's Walton Johnson cups available. Why would you need any
of those other ones?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
You know, that's such a good point, Billy. Sometimes I'm
not sure about you, and then bam, there you are
with the best idea of the whole show. Yeah, go
to I love WJ dot com today. Get the Helen
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(15:41):
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stockings with it. Your family members are gonna love it,
or they'll hate it, and then you won't have to
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Speaker 1 (15:49):
Either way.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, it's probably gonna work out. Will win win win
win win. Yeah, that's win win win, double win, triple win.
It's a triple win. Whimmy, All right, what do you got?
I was just wondering somebody won the Mega Bowl drawing. Yeah,
I saw that too. It's almost up to a billion now.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
And then driving around last night, right right before sunset,
I tried to get in before dark, you know, because
you know, you know how things are. It said that
the prize on the billboard was like fifty million or whatever,
and I thought that seemed a little low. Yeah, I
thought it was much higher than that. Isn't it five

(16:28):
hundred million or something. It's getting close to a billion. Well,
you're not going to win it, so it doesn't matter,
I know, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I just wondered if anybody else allegedly did no Tomorrow
on the show, we'll tell you the story of a
Wait a minute, oh what Georgia the country or the state?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
The state? This is an American thing, well.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
You'd think, but nowadays waitning ticket for a yeah, oh
some guy in India on imagine that it was a
Chinese national? Where did he live? Bangladesh?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
This is this? Yeah, this was yesterday the city of
now Just Jack bought winner ever in Georgia, eighth largest
in Mega Million history, winning ticket nine hundred and eighty
million dollars sold in noonan Georgia, forty miles south west
of Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Well you know who used to always love to buy
a lottery ticket.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Don't forget boys and girls too, eat it every day.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hey again, you've reached the end of the Walton and
Johnson podcast. Good for you. That means you listened all
the way to the end.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Does it mean we're going away now never to be
heard again?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
No, no, no, there will be a new show tomorrow.
Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or we're off work.
But as always, you could go to waltonand Johnson dot
com and you could find all kinds of cool stuff there.
Our news blog, links to our social media accounts. Believe
it or not, our personal lives are very boring. If
you comment on our social media pages, we might reply yeah.

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Chances are we're just sitting around waiting to hear from you.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
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