Ep. 79 - "The Humanity Bureau" (2018)

1984? No thanks. Children of Men? PASS. Total Recall?! Get the heck outta here! It's all about the Humanity Bureau with this one, pal! I hope you're ready for the gripping tale of Blade Runner Rick Deckar- wait no, I mean Bureau Agent Noah Kross as he discovers, neigh, EXPOSES the TRUTH in this dystopian thriller! By the end of it, you'll be saying, "Oh! The Humanity (Bureau)!"

Episode Transcript

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middle of a homicide investigation. Tryto get my prescription. Please. The
whole time you stand there with thiswhom me expression on your face? Have
you ever been dragging to the sidewalkand being tell you best blood? No

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man has spilled more blood in God'sname than I. How in the name
of Zeus is? But hole,did you get out of yourself? What
you really think? I let myselfget killed in a garbage truck? Well,
I hid in a soup can runit all the way to the city
dump because I was made for thissuper baby and I have the care Yeah,

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whoa who? I have a warmpast year in twenty eighteen. Uh
that yes, it is because wejust watched a film from twenty eighteen,
The Humanity Bureau, directed by noneother than fame director Rob W. King.
Uh. Release April six, twentyeighteen. Yet he's the fame director

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Rob, I guess you didn't helet me. Let me tell you right
off the top of my head.You know, movies like Tokyo Trial distorted,
Hungry Hills distorted, and we can'tforget when he directed the TV series

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Renegade dot Com. Uh, he'sdone it all I classics. Yeah,
I wonder that's surprising coming from fromhim. That Humanity Bureau stars Nicholas Cage
as No Across with a K,Sarah lynd Is, Rachel Weller, Jacob

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Davies as Lucas Weller, and HughDillon as Adam Westinghouse and of course Vice
Vicellus Shannon as Agent Right and KurtMax Runt Tank Don't forget Right as Adolph
Schroeder. You know, a wholegang is here for this one. I'm
just saying. There was a characternamed spiky Hair. Oh. I think

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that was the German guys like Sunor whoever those people were that were with
him. Um. Yeah, it'sa it's a it's a it's a thriller,
a dystopian sci fi extravaganza set inthe like the twenty thirties or forties
or something near near future. Ish. Um, and there was a big

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nuclear catastrophe and everything's dead and andwater is irradiated and hard to find.
Uh, dystopia sci fi thriller maybemaybe maybe Yeah, and well with with
a with a hint of m ofespionage conspiracy in there. Um, can
I say something right off the rip? Say something right the rope the rip,

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the rip right off the rap.Uh. Here's the thing. I
we were supposed to record this alittle over a month ago. What do
you mean our schedule mom and Dadlast week? Yeah, and then we
did mom and Dad last week,but our schedule was got a little uh
uh you know, turned around.And so I watched this on May nineteenth.

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It's now June twenty fourth. Youguys both watched this this morning and
watched an hour. Yeah. Iwatched the May nineteenth, turned it off
when and did something else. Twentyminutes later, I was like, wait,
what was that movie about? Idon't I don't remember a thing about
it after I watched it, anduh, a month later, I know,
I think I remember maybe like alittle bit more about it because I

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read a synopsis, so at leastthat's in my brain. But yeah,
I'm just wondering from you guys,did you remember this movie now that you're
about an hour removed from watching him? It sounds to me like you truly
weren't engaged in this dystopian thriller.I tried to be world this thorough world
building. UM didn't put you inthis this global warming flick is basically what

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it came down to in the end. But yeah, yeah, I do
remember another another like from an hourago in this lineage of movies that we've
watched with Cage, where not onlyis he like, you know, the
rogue person of his department because hehas a heart and has a heart on

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for the only female character in themovie, but it's also another one that's
like, at the end of theday, it's a global warming thing.
It was not a nuclear war,it was it was global warming, right,
yeah, yeah, and all thedangers that could come come from that.
Of course, Um, we're gonnamake American grant again poster uh.

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At one point we get governor withTrump. Yeah that's right. I forgot
about that. Yeah, I meanso basically what the movie is is it's
not Blade Runner, but it reallywants to be Blade Runner, but it's
it's not even close. They missedthe mark. But yeah, Cage works

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at the Humanity Bureau, which hasbeen a new government branch that's been created
due to all this global warming crisis, and the whole idea is at least
in America. If you're not orI'm sorry, New America are very original.
If you're not, we couldn't abandonedanything else. They couldn't have come
up with anything else. Well,I mean they made they made York,

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New York, so we made America. You're right, you know Jersey,
New Now, you're right, NewHampshire. There's there's precedents, there's precedent
there this. But then was it? Was it New New York? Well,
yeah, we don't double New Yorkin the world. Yeah, were

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they in Chicago? Where are theyin this movie? I can't remember?
Great question. Are they in Colorado? That makes sense? Yeah, I
could have in Montana at one point. I know they go to Canada at
the end. But yeah, andthis I want to make it clear.
I don't make one thing very veryclear. This is a Canadian film.
So thank you. Yeah, okay, thank you. Thanks, maybe appreciate

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maybe stick to hockey maple syrup.Um. So here's the deal. Yeah,
well we're walk once the cage.He worked at the Humanity Bureau,
and their whole thing is making sureevery every citizen is efficient in doing something

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for society, and if not,they send them to New Eden, which
is supposed to be a paradise,which of course, is just a cemetery
that they kill everyone in. Yeah, it's just like a concentration camp,
except they don't keep them alive.It's just a gas chamber or something.
Yeah, and that's the big twistthat we find out later on that and
one that you would never guess.No, you never would have seen that.
I thought they were creating a nicenew society and new right for people

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to just live at, which iswhat New America should have been called.
Totally totally um so yeah, Imean they could have just new not America
than or New America. America thoughtthey were going to be. I thought
they were going to be eating allthe people that went well they do mention.

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Yeah, no was it do youthink? Was it new any w
America or was it new gnu Americawas ruled by to be the wild Creatures
America New to America. I wouldlike that. That's a movie I wanted
to Yeah, that's a movie I'dwatch for sure. Yeah. Um so

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I'll get this out of the way. I liked this movie. Did Yeah.
Yeah, it's not a good movie. It's not good, but it
kept me interested. And I thoughtthat this is it was it's a you
gotta hear me out on this.It's a it's a pretty good story somewhere
in there. This is just notthe people to make this movie. I
can see what they were trying todo, and I can see a world

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where someone like a Dilly what's hisname, Denny Denny Villanouis, who did
I feel like if he did it, or some just a higher profile with
a budget. There's something cool here. But the movie just failed by not
being terrible, uh and and clearlylow budget and not interesting. I like
the story of it, and thattypically, typically if this was a movie

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that I remembered a thing about,I'd probably push back harder on you.
But I truly don't remember anything aboutthis movie, right right, perfect?
Perfect? So we're all in agree? Then what about you? Did you
like? I did there? Iliked it in a in a in a
weird way that I've liked some moviesalready on this podcast, But like like

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Hank said, it hits it hitenough point to say that there is something
here in the story that makes itinteresting. What made it bad was that,
like they're trying to represent this futuristicworld and they don't know how to
build it. Yeah, yeah,so there were so many things that were

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just like, oh, that looksterrible or that sounds stupid because they're trying
to like jam you know, thewrong shaped cube into the wrong size box
kind of thing. Yeah, wellit's all in that. It's all in
a like either like a forest orin an empty desert kind of way.

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There's very few sets. There's veryfew, yeah, or they're just in
that car, you know, there'sthere's very like it charmed by it.
I thought it was the one timeyou see the big bads all come together.
It's the first time you see anotherwoman in the movie. And this

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is like almost an hour is right, Um, this this definitely didn't pass
the back deel test um. Butthere's there's the three of them standing around
this like shipping crate and like thesearen't supposed to be the most powerful people
in the city that are like runningsociety, and it just looks so dinky.

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It reminded me of Bangkok dangerous,like the warehouse. Yeah, no,
totally water bottles. Yeah, it'sjust like they're standing around a palette
that's kind of like half plastic wrapsand that's the only thing in the scene.
Well, in the center of anapartment complex where there's just like a
little opening, like an outdoor space. It's just that little courtyard, and

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that's where these people are have inthis high profile conversation about what to do
about this traitor to the entire NewAmerica, you know. And the palette
is full of the cremated bodies andchildren's teeth from from New Eden, and
they're like, you know what thisis? And the guy's like, what
is that A Is that like alike a nail? He goes, No,

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it's a tooth from a child thatwe burned. And it's like,
all right, got it? Isee. For me? From what I
remember, this movie had the feelingsof incredibly low budget, like almost like
a student film or something like evena Veloso pastor. But the great thing
about those movies is that they capout at an hour ten max. But

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if this movie was about thirty fiveminutes, I think I would have maybe
enjoyed him more. I just Ijust found it so boring, and and
I thought the kid and his momwas such bad actors, especially the kid,
Hey, shoes are too tight.It was just I need to was

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killing He was awful. Lucas Lucas, Yeah, and and then there's the
mini twist that like Nick Cage isactually Lucas's dad because yeah, that was
outrageous, had sex with the realRachel Weller. And then this Rachel Weller
was just like her neighbor that killedher and then took her son As as

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her own because the original Rachel Wellerwas going to sell her son Lucas to
cannibals. I would I love tosee any of that. Yeah, it
was. It was essentially, yeahexactly, And I feel like in this
movie just how on the knowes someof the climate change and the Trump with
the sheriff was and stuff. Itwas like it was basically like she killed

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her neighbor because the mom like votedfor Trump. Like I felt like that's
what they were trying to say.It was like, oh, you know
this crazy right wing there, i'nlike a good left wing lib and I'm
gonna kill well Yes. So likethe movie, it's like it starts off
just like like Blade Runner twenty fortynine. An agent is sent out to

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track down a defector basically right,and it's like when he goes to Dave
beats a little farm and he goesto this uh, well, okay.
He sits down with a super hightech recorder device that makes a really great
little noise that you hear about fourteentimes, and and he's he's he presses
the button and then he says record, which I'm like, I feel like

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the button which one of the manynuances that just make you so frustrated.
And I can understand why any personwould hate this movie. But if you
can get past all the like collectionof little things that just annoy the hell
out of you, I think itwas fucking hilarious. I kind of like

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like I was like, well,you know, they tried, you know,
with what they had. I guessto the best you can. Any
credit ever you can give doesn't lookgood, but they tried. But he's
saying into his recorder thing, he'slike, I'm outside of whatever, you
know, Chuck Charles or the guy'sname is his house, well, not

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a house, it's a hotel.Well not a hotel, it's a motel.
And it's like all right, Sohe goes into the motel and he
asked this guy and the guy who'slike, you know, I don't want
to I don't want to talk toyou agent Punk, you know. But
you know, it's trying to establishthe world because this concierge is trying to
sell him like a bottle of pureuntouched water. You know that's just been

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sitting in the heat, I guessfor the last ten years. And he's
like, Cage, like, youknow, doing that as illegal, and
he's like, we all got todo something to get by anyways, Charles
is over the other side to theleft, Room two twenty three. Don't
trip on the way up the stairsor doe. I was going to ask
you what the context was. It'sgreat, it's so good. He goes

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to this guy motel and it's afull on apartment. He's got a kitchen,
he's got a living room, isa separate bedroom, so I don't
know what the different don't It's anice fucking motel as far as it's like
the one set that they had.And he's sitting down in his run Guy
went down Guy's house and like,you know, he's trying to get him

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to come to New Eden and thisis just establishing Cage's job and all this
is leading to something. You know, it's it's all establishing Cage's job in
like you know, you're gonna needyou to come out or as you're gonna
you know, we're gonna we're gonnadeport you in like two days if you
don't come with me willingly. Andhe's like, I don't have to fucking
do that. I believe in America, and I believe in justice, and
I believe in the real country,you know. And and he's apparently this

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guy was the governor of Colorado,like like a couple of decades ago.
Midwestern like yeah, you know,like southern state Colorado. Yeah, very
confusing. They should have been anAlabama, I right, yeah, anywhere
else but Colorado. Um. Andand he's like, well, let me

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just gonna grab something from my room, and he pulls out a shotgun and
just shoots through his door nowhere nearcage, and obviously cage like knowing what's
gonna happen, but it's so gagejust bang, bang, bang, you
know, shoots him missus two times. It gets him right between the you
know, right in the forehead.But I don't know if y'all caught this,
but he was clearly aiming like overhere, and the guy's body was

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over here. But hey, great, you know, don't worry about it.
You guys are laying this movie outas if it was just you know,
rolling laughs the whole time. Athouse, Benny grabs the photo,
he picks him up, and it'shim and Trump. It's like, for

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every scene like that, you hadthirty minutes of just nauseating boredom. There's
a lot of driving around. There'sa lot of this if you've seen the
movie True Stories, when when DaveByrne is in his car and he's like
driving the wheels all the place.The Cage's idea of driving just move your
hands around the steeringess. This moviewas like a like a live action cartoon

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in some ways, because, likeI feel like, to make it really
believable and serious would have taken amuch more massive effort. In the very
first frame of the movie, it'sCage driving and he's leaving the city and
he's doing this and like it lookslike it's you know, the Big Bang

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Theory or something. It's so obviouslya fake driving set car, you know,
like they're not actually filming. Itlooks like it's a sitcom. It's
shot like a sitcom, which ifCage wasn't just sucking throwing his hands all
around the drone. The drone droppedout of the sky and pulls up and

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is flying alongside Page while he's driving, talking to him like if you go
too far, weekenp sect you andlike like what he's driving in the future,
that's like sit out with all ofthis AI technology and there's this like

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yeah, like like the reserve tanksthat it apparently has in the fucking alchemin
No. Well, so this isthis is one of the things I couldn't
figure out is is how far intothe future was it? Because you talk
about that picture of that guy withTrump, but he looked he didn't appear
to be a very young man withTrump from what I remember in that photo.
So like, what year is thissupposed to be set? According to

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IMDb it's twenty thirty, so notso seven years from now? Yeah,
like what eleven years from when theymade this? Yeah this movie? Yeah,
yeah, it's really gets so silly. It's so silly because the whole
time Cage is talking about going toothis lake in Canada. I just which

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is good? Good to the lake? Because I went there as a kid
and went fishing, and everyone's likeit doesn't exist. There's no water,
there's no lake, it's just awaste land and lake what it was jackfish
Lake a fish lake? And heyou know, he eventually reveals his backstory

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that you know, he never knewhis father. His mom died when he
was twelves and so he got putin a government orphanage. So he's been
raised into the system. Right.Um, But like I guess, we're
led to believe that that time whenhe was twelve and his mom died was

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now or was the year two thousandor something? Yeah, it was like
the year two thousands, so millenniumnuclear holocaust, worldwide famine, mass graves,
huge population decrease or whatever, andthen all of society kind of shrinks
into the city. Yeah, butwhy was Trump president? Well, and

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whatever, I'm not that's just aneasy why was Trump president? And why
was there a god of Colorado?And this universe Trump is still president but
much longer. But but that's whereit just debumps your entire theory. It's
like, do one or the othermake it post apocalyptic or double But that's

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what this movie was. This moviefrom beginning to end. It's problematic.
Oh yeah, problematic in every way. Problematic is a movie. It's problematic
towards women, it's problematic towards minorities. Is politics, Yeah, I'll relag
towards politics. It's just a problem. And if you can get away from

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all of the issues, I can't. Right, there's something at the root
of this movie that is interesting.I mean, I mean, I agree,
I agree with Hank if you makethis movie like, there is something
there, and I agree with youtoo. I mean, there's something there.

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And they definitely were trying to doa Blade Runner type deal. I
mean, obviously I don't think BladeRunner twenty forty nine had come out yet,
right, I can't remember when thatcame out. I think that was
like twenty sixteen or something. Okay, so either way, I mean it's
also like the original. Yeah,okay, so these came out the same
year. But that's like, that'sobviously what they're trying to do. Whatever,

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there's something there to it. Butif they just make this movie,
if they want to do the Trumpthing and they want to do the global
warming thing and whatever, and theywant to make it rooted in some kind
of reality that your brain can accept, just set this movie in like twenty
fifty five. There was no needto set it in twenty thirty, and

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then you're limiting your timeline of Okay, so we have the normal reality of
Trump's president in twenty sixteen, andthen fourteen years later we have this barren
waste land where we're just killing halfof society and New Eden. That doesn't
make that would never happen. Evenif even if the apocalypse happened in like
twenty twenty six, this would nothappen. It's yeah, it's a movie,

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but all I'm saying is there's sucha simple fix to this movie.
I get it's a movie, butit's a simple fix. Just make it
twenty five years later. Nahay's moronic. It's great. I mean, how
many movies in the eighties said thatyear two thousand would be just a you
know, complete dead. But eventhat, when you think about it in

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your brain, the year two thousandseems so far away. Even if you're
in nineteen eighty five, two thousandhas a whole it's a you know,
you're going from one thing about reality, which is it's still fifteen year difference.
No, I get it, Butwhat I'm saying is, in my
brain when I'm watching this movie,there's no chance that in twenty seventeen.

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I watched this and I'm like,oh, yeah, this is realistic for
twenty thirty. This is just meyou fix you. Here's so many issues
with this movie. If you justmake it take place twenty years later,
I don't know if that would fixissues in this film. Well, AJ's
gonna AJ would have to do somuch less to you know, dancing around

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and trying to make this movie makessense if it just took place later.
Sorry, AJ, No, IHey, your your feelings are one hunder
valid, my friend. I justlike I have a different perspective on a
lot of these problems, where like, um, okay, if they're committing
to it being in twenty thirty,then we have to assume that, like,

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certain things have happened that have causedor triggered the rapid degradation of civilization,
right, and what we're presented withis not that it's not that at
all. And so like, forme, I like the fact that,

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okay, let's play with the ideaof you know, like the older generation
who have survived the apocalypse and arecreating the new society and have been traumatized
by everything that has happened in theworld. In this narrow window and the
death of everybody they knew and allof this stuff, like how would that

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affect the way that they move forwardinto society. They're leaving out the how
did we get here so fast?And I I think that's a better part
of the story that they could havefocused on, And that's an entirely different
movie. Now, if this moviemakes the choice of, like we want
to remain mysterious so that people arecraving the oh my god, how did

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we get herself fast? Then youhave to make a good movie to make
people interested to want to watch.Ye a way better way to do that.
And there was about whether fifteen flashbackor even just some sort of like
just discussion or brief um talks andoh, oh you know back then we
did you know, you can buildit naturally within how people interact with each

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other. They didn't bother it.They just said global warming. But there's,
like, to your points, there'slike fifteen other branches that this movie
could have gone that would have beensignificantly more interesting and even and instead they
just try to make it like afather son flick idn't give a shit about
cage and its sons beautiful, youknow, I come on a man in

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his bull he would have. Itactually makes fishing jackfish lake. It actually
makes it less powerful that the kidis Cage's son, because then you're thinking,
well, Cage is still a shittyperson. He just wants to protect
his son. It's almost a morepowerful movie if that kid is just some
kid instead of trying to do thisbig like, oh got your twist.

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I'm surprised it wasn't like like Cagehad his own son that got killed or
sold or something. That's that's whatI mean. So he relates to this
boy that way that is better thanjust the familial instinct to protect yourself.
Why did he leave him in thefirst place? Because he's an asshole,
that's the thing. Like, he'sjust he just he had he had a
baby with this other woman who thenjust got killed. V didn't Wasn't that

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the like hide the baby from him? Didn't you like run away or something
like that? Part couldn't tell yet. It's still that, but it was
very confusing because again, like themom, the fake mom, the main
the only woman in the film otherthan when we got shot by sniper.
Actually, by the way, boththe women in this film die there's only

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skill. That was shocking. Actuallyeveryone died everyone but begin that was a
really I thought intense and kind ofcool scene. Oh yeah, because don't
they have a civil war for likefour seconds at the end of the movie.
Yeah, well, yeah, they'reshowing actual footage of actual protest.
But but I was shocked with theUh. I was shocked at the Rachel

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Weller fake Rachel Weller died that foreheadtried the forehead, you know, I
Patch man wasn't messing around. Umwhat did Cage put the memory card in?
Was it like a rabbit Troopers found? So that was that was a

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cute little use of a prop.But um, it just also reminded me
because you said, uh, IPatch guy, guy does n't start off
as I've had guy. He startsoff as fully vision you know vision guy,
and the kid shoots his eye outwith a baby guns and then they

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make their escape and Agent Porter rushesinto the house that they abandoned, and
he's like helping them up and everything. Do you guys remember where I'm going
with this? Oh my god.They're like, they're like he so this
is like the the top agent atChasing Cage. The whole movie, right,

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and they best him, kid shootshis eye out, They get away,
cage, handcuffs him to the radiatorand agent Porter comes in. He's
like where the keys and he's likein the cookie jar and he's like opens
the cookie jar. He's like,yore, you idiot, the one with
the blue top and okay, hegoes to unlock him and do you know

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what he's using as gauze the bloodfrom his bloody eye? Oh my god,
hey tell us it's a piece ofbread to protectively. It was like
a slice of sour joe and hada little incredible and it was electrical tapes

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to his face and stopping up.Was or was that Marion never thought?
I don't know. And the andthe question is was that was a problem
because on that day filming they justdidn't get the medical goss props or bread.
Just put this on. No one'sgonna notice here we are. Hugh

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Dylan was just like really into hismethod acting that day, right. He
was a horrible actor, is justlike trying to be this really intense villainous
Nemesis guy and it was just itwas comical. And so maybe he was
like carrying apart to set and beinglike, I need something from my eye,
and they cut that out, butjust cut to him with a piece

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of bread man and then he getsa little eyepatched throat. It is a
cartoon because he's a big giant baldman who's evil and as an eyepatch and
like the dumbest looking eyepatch ever,he's not threatening and he's he's just snickers
with it. He just needed amustache and he would have been perfect.
Was this was this intended to bea comedy the way you guys talk about

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in the tones. I don't knowwhat. I watched it like one.
Yeah, And you know, Ithink the difference between like this and other
movies at least from my point ofview that we've watched that are just low
budget crap and this sort of straightto video on demand cage era, um,
it does kind of go back tothat that seed of interest within the
story where a lot of those othermovies they're just crap and the stories are

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generic and boring and dumb. Yeah, this one was, you know,
a movie. I was like,you know, I could just see this
being a much cooler film if wetake away some of the on the nose
politics, Get a bigger budget up, get you know, a higher profile
filmmakers on this, and you couldprobably have something pretty cool here, which
is why I wasn't necessarily I mean, I'm not gonna say I was super

(31:29):
into it, you know, butand there's definitely a moment towards you like,
like the last like the mid thirtyminutes before the finale that was pretty
boring. Um yeah that mid uhthat mid hour from the first shootout scenes
of the last Yeah, you knowI'm talking about it. Yeah, yeah,
that hour it was just right.I mean it was it was fine.

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I don't know, I didn't hatethis movie. I was just I
was kind of just like, thisis way to go. Guy. You
know what I kind of liked aboutthis movie is is it didn't feel like
Cage was like I felt like Cagefumed it in. I felt like he
wasn't putting his all into their performance. And I don't like watching these movies
where their low budget crap and Cageis giving his all and it just sucks

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and it's terrible. The appropriate amount. Yeah he was. I think he
was finally just like, you knowwhat, I'm just fuck it. I'm
just gonna do what this movie requiresof me, and I kind of like
that for him, which then mademe laugh really hard because he had a
little cage come out right at theend when when they they shoot Rachel Weller
in the Final Showdown, and then, uh, cage, just like,

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I'll give it. I'll give youthe memory card. I'll give it you
in the card of courses all thedata talking about what New Eden really is.
I was like, I'll give itthem card. You gotta let the
boy go and the bag. Iwas like, fine, you can go,
and of course the kids like,no, I don't want to go.
I don't want to go, andCade goes and I lost it.
It's perfect. I don't remember thatthey shouldn't ran the forehead. And there's

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a scene where the kid here's thegunshot and comes running back to them before
the Canadian snipers take them out.But oh, I guess we're there the
whole time, just watching all ofthis go by, even after they shot
the woman, they just wait anyways, but um, the kid runs back
and like he's like, you know, oh, no, I wish you
were alive, like over their bodiesor whatever. It didn't happen. But
I was like expecting like Cage toturn and be like the rabbit foot but

(33:24):
with a fucking bullet all of it, and they didn't. That's okay,
why didn't they just kill that kid? They clearly didn't have any humanity.
There was no there's no, there'sabsolutely no reason for this bureau to not
just kill the kid. Um theylike, would you want them on your

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hands? They were going to killhim? To kill a kid, I
mean, I know, they killthis kid. But so Adam Westinghouse has
this like revelation with agents Porter whoyeah, okay, yeah, that was

(34:05):
the characters. He's talking with hisagent and um oh and they're they're talking
about the secret of New eating rightand the fact that it's the crematorium and
uh oh man, what was theline? It was so bad? But
like he agent Porters like, youknow, sir, maybe some secrets are

(34:30):
too just too big to be kepta secret. And he's like, you're
right, killing seven million people isgoing to get out somewhere or another.
And it looked like we're on thewrong side of history. And then it's
like, oh my god, ishe turning, Like nope, no,

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I did have speaking of bad lines, I did have this line written down,
Um, well, the real RachelWeller please stand up. Loved it?
Remember what that was? And thatactually again goes when did that song
come out? Because I feel likethat goes against your theory that U that

(35:13):
it was all apocalyptic. I thinkit was just all normal world until until
un till Trump took office. Andthen, um the other thing, I
had this this note and I haveno idea what it means. So maybe
someone can explain, not ideas.I have no idea, my gosh,
what this could mean. But uh, it says, maybe skip washing your

(35:36):
hands if someone else is in there. So the babe they it's it's been.
They're in the bathroom, the kidsin the bathroom, and and Adam
bad guys shows up, and thenCage and Rachel are talking outside and Cage
is like, you let him goto the bathroom by himself? Yes,

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And then she's like it was anumber two and he's an adult now.
And and the next next thing wesee is this guy smashing the kid's face
in some water in the sink.So I guess don't go into bathrooms.
H Maybe it's related to that.I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

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I simply couldn't. I remember hewas like scared of he was scared
and thought there was someone in there. And then he still washed his hands,
which is good. Oh yes,okay, so with irradiated piss water
and he here's a noise and he'slike, hello, is there someone here?
And it's like a it's like abird's eye view shot of him in

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the stall. He's got a magazineon his lap, and on top of
the toilet paper holder there's a squash. I don't know why. I guess
he was planning on waiting with hissquash, ye even though the scarce in
the apocalypse, But it's is anyonehere? And then a roll of toilet

(37:08):
paper rolls along the floor under thewall of his skull and hits him in
the foot, and it's like,oh, maybe there's a friendly visitor here.
They're giving him something to wipe with, and it's like, you,
maybe there's a two friendly visitor here. Exactly he comes out and it's it's
not a creep, it's a badguy. Yeah, he was being nice

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to let the kid of something towipe his ass with before he waterboarded him.
Ye Ye, he didn't he didn'twant to as right, But your
point, it's like, yeah,if you know somebody's in there and it's
creeping on you by giving you toiletpaper, why not come out of the
soul on god? Or yeah,yeah, oh god, what am I

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going to do with these dirty handsin this radiated society? It's like,
it's fine, he lives on afarm before. Oh, it's it's also
kind of goes thing like why wouldwhy would mister bad guy one eye bad
guy walk in? This guy who'sa military leader who every time we see
him as a gun out is youknow, doing tactical movements. But then

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he's like, you know what,I'm gonna fuck with this kid a little
bit. I'm gonna creep hi outa little bit. I'm gonna roll the
toilet paper. He would knock thedoor in and just grab the kid.
It's crazy. Yeah, why wasthat squashed there? I noticed a crazy
like, dude, if you're thinkyou're going to be attack and you don't

(38:38):
have anything to defend yourself, youhave your poop and a squash, and
at least maybe you can give yoursilent pink and a magazine, an eighty
year old magazine. Oh gosh,so there's another line of dialogue I forgot
about, as I forgot most ofthis movie, but luckily someone put it

(39:00):
on an IMDb trivia and this isI remember when they said this in the
movie, and I didn't even havethe energy to write it down. And
I went and I wanted to justshut my laptop. At at one hour,
twenty minutes and eleven seconds in themovie, Noah says Mom, why
would they scare us like that?Then as Mom replies, because it's easier

(39:22):
to build fear than build a wall. Fuck me, it's it's you know,
I just can't. I just can't. I can't with that, and
Christopher Nolan's epic lunch two thousand andeight Batman film The Dark Night, which
most people seem to love. Ilove great movie. Oh we all love

(39:44):
it. There it is bam nice. At the end of the day,
I mean the end of the atthe end of the movie, um,
the Lieutenant Gordon's or whatever commission,Gordon's son is like Dad, you know,
not as annoying kid actors this kid, but still but not as bad.
And he's like Dad, why whyis he running away from us?
And Gordon does that sweet speech wherehe's like, you know, he's the

(40:07):
Gothic protector or whatever that we neededlathe Dark Knights. You know, I'm
just talking about what it was kindof like that. I think you're actually
misremembering the speech though, hey,because at the end of the speech he
says he's the Dark Knight, andthose people chasing him say they want to
make America great again, but inreality they want to tear it apart.
Gotham make Gotham. Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. Richer Nolan

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he knew even back then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was that
that had me roll my eyes aswell. And actually just from the initial
when the kid was just like whywouldn't they say so? Why would they
lie to us? Yeah? Idon't know that. I don't know how.
I like the part where even Cagegot annoyed with him where he kept

(40:55):
striking the matches and like Cage,who was trying to be like not a
dad but a protector, it waslike like, if you can do on
the matches, I'm gonna break yourarm. Oh man, bureau man,
do you think the real bureau wasthe humanity along the way? Lordy,

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I didn't write any notes for thisfilm. I just well, you guys
just watched it. Yeah yeah,I wrote out of bed, took a
nice shower, sat down. Imean, I'm not joking you when I
when because I watched this at work. It was like a really slow day
and so I just hold up ina corner and watched this whole movie.
And then my buddy who I workwith, was like, so, how

(41:43):
was the movie? It's like,I don't know what was it about?
Dude. I honestly I have noidea, no clue what that movie was
about. I remember it, andI give you amnesia. I seriously do
remember more about it now than Idid after watching it. Is that you
have your good pals here to helpyou of this incredible film. I do

(42:05):
have. I do have a youknow, a segment if you want to
go to it unless you have morenotes or things you how much to say?
I don't want to give this movietoo much credit. Yeah yeah,
I'm gonna save what I got formy final thought. So okay, and
ratings and my ratings take it away, Hank. I think you'd like to

(42:29):
ask me, James we get Inwould get Indian goofs you in gas?
Well? Maybe one time? Maybedo some goose, there were goos gas
there no. Yeah, you know, for a movie like this, I

(42:55):
just don't think enough people saw it. It made between the box office and
video sales and made about one hundredthousand dollars um and so there just weren't
a lot of people on IMBB.I'm kind of pissed at IMBB because they
change the rating thing where it's notinteresting or uninteresting anymore. It's now helpful

(43:16):
or thumbs down. I'll ask you, guys, helpful or thumbs down,
which none of these will be helpful? So it feels right maybe IMDb made
the executive decision that none of thesewere interesting. Yeah, but what could
possibly be helpful about a goop orgas? Is it gonna help okay,

(43:39):
firing filmmaker? They might read thisand think what not to do? Does
this help you understand the movie more? When the station wagon is hidden away
from the drone, the rear viewmirror is not present on the windshield.
Later when they drive away, itis back in place. Helpful or thumbs
down. I'm going to give thata thumbs down. I'm gonna I'm going

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to say that that is brilliantly cleverOn Cage's part to remove the mirror so
that there was no white refracting theywould have got caught. Maybe that is
the smartest thing that none of thefilmmakers thought of. Yeah, that's honestly
incredible. Yeah, no, Ithink I think they did. I think

(44:22):
you're right, Aja. Can youremember don't cover the window the glassbaw glare,
but get rid of the mirror thepointing towards the backseat. Okay,
um, is this helpful to youguys? When Lucas is walking through the
warehouse to the bathroom, a crewmember's shadow can be seen on the far
wall electrical panel to the right ofLucas. What kind of loser noticed that?

(44:44):
That's really helpful. It's really helpfulfor my experience in watching this.
It was Okay, now I'll benow, we'll be aware next time next
time I watch this. Y hopefulor unhelpful for you? Aja? Not
helpful. I think that person wasjust but hurt by the fact that he'd
bought shadow, and like, maybethere's someone else in there, and then

(45:06):
someone else in there and they weren'tsurprised, and so yeah, maybe,
I mean, when I'm gonna gowith Tank, I'm gonna say helpful.
I think it does. I wasabout to say, about to say,
Aja, you swayed me. I'muh. And then the final one,
Sarah Lind's character Rachel Weller, whenshe this was actually kind of funny when

(45:29):
she change pop star Sarah Linn popstar y r I p Um when she
changes the battery of the Geiger counter, simply drops the battery into the box
and it works. Yes, Idid notice that. That's pretty funny.
Actually, what was what was greatabout that scene in particular? And James,
I'm glad I am dB Trivia broughtthis up. Uh, you know

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the Geiger counter that this crazy Germanman who are even talking about the crazy
German Man in the woods, Butthey take him in and he gives him
a Geiger Counter for when they gobecause everyone apparently where they're trying to go
is completely radiated, is the wholething, And it doesn't seem to be
working because they're not seeing any radiationspikes or whatever on the Geiger counter.
So she goes wait and unscrews thebottom of it, takes out just a

(46:15):
disgusting corroded battery, chucks it justin the back of the car. Next
to her child, and then sheshe grabs a lantern takes a battery out
of that just yeah, like likethe guy pointed out, very helpful,
chucks it in there and closes theback up and the guiger kind of works
now. But what I liked isright after she did that, cage goes
smart, replacing the fucking battery theway he says. It's so condescending.

(46:44):
Dude, this movie had rolling becauseyou have that. But then it's not
over right because he turns it onnow that we got fresh batteries, and
what happened. It reads the same, and they're like, oh my god,
there is no radiation he applied toOnce he pulls the battery out,

(47:05):
it's fully corroded. It's like gobbedup with house fight whatever and lead and
so like that battery would not haveworked. Yep, So they had they
got a reading like an hour ago, and then it quickly corroded and then
they threw that out of time doesn'texist on this movie? Really did time

(47:30):
well? Or corroded batteries do dowork just as well? For that?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Orthat would you like a would you like
a dramatic reading of one of thequotes on IMDb. Yes, please,
it's not going to be dramatic.But Adam Westinghouse, Hey, he's Oh,

(47:51):
he's in the pool. You shouldcome in for a swim. Adrian
Porter nervously by the edge of thepool. Um no, sir, i
I'll I'm afraid, I'll I'll drown, Sir, Adam Westinghouse. It's a
very real possibility. This is alost art Porter. The trick is to
hold your breath before you go under. It's not a lost start. It

(48:15):
was thirteen years ago. No,no, people don't have pools anymore,
James. That's the only pool leftin the New City of New New York.
Also, speaking of comedy, likeAgent Porter is like is like his
like second hand, his right handman after Cage left him, and he's
just like this like goofy, nervous, like like oh yeester. Oh no,

(48:39):
sir, oh I don't want him. Okay, of course, this
little duo, you know they're great. It's a brave in the bold.
Yeah, well, I don't lovegreat is the word I would use,
But it's something like that. Well, there's something America great again again?
Yea, yeah, you know oncemore. I don't oh, guys,

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this, this dystopian future, seemslike the greatest way that America could ever
evolve to be. This is new. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and
after this, I'm gonna be new. Eaton something? Oh nice? Nice?
Uh? Well? Or is thereany other interesting? The guy that

(49:23):
played Adam Westinghouse I saw he didthe soundtrack the music for the end credits.
They were terrible, not good.Yeah. I happened to read that
before I started the movies. Iwas like, oh, well, I
won't immediately run away from the creditsas soon as this is over. And
I listened to the song, anduh, not good, not good.

(49:46):
Sorry, pal, maybe the nextone. But hey, glad that you
could get that in there. Thatsynergy. Well, I think now it's
time that we go to a littlepart of the show that personally I like
to call thoughts, final thoughts andleaning James, let's start with you.

(50:10):
What are you? You cut out? You cut out there, but I'm
gonna assume you said end ratings.Um, Okay, there we go.
Yeah, okay, So here's thedeal with this movie. I, like
I've said many times and I'm notjoking, truly did not remember this when
I was done with it. Um, which I think is a good thing
because a lot of these movies areso bad that they really stick with me,

(50:34):
and um, it kind of ruinsmy day. And this one,
I haven't even thought of it.I kind of forgot that I even watched
it until we talked this week andso we're gonna record. So um,
yeah, it wasn't uh, itwasn't good, and it was certainly bad.
Um, but it's not as bad, I guess as those other ones

(50:55):
because I didn't care enough to rememberand bed about it. So I'll give
it a twenty five is here it'syour quote on the DVD cover, like
I wasn't mad about it, didn'truin my bad Yeah, exactly, all

(51:15):
right, twenty five out of one. Hundo cages AJ, how about you
pal? All right, Well,I'd like to embark in a bit of
a lengthy final thoughts here. Um, this, this movie, as you
can already tell, has made mefeel all kinds of ways, And part

(51:36):
of that is because I I aspireto create a a scientific futuristic type world,
post apocalyptic h you know, concordanceof stories and romatic endeavors, and

(51:59):
in doing so, I would liketo view the world through this lens office,
and just yesterday, just last night, at two o'clock in the morning,
I decided to turn what I hadplanning had been planning on being like
a novel series or TV series orsomething, and turning it into an RPG

(52:23):
that I can run for my friends. I've never never been a DM before,
but the master storyteller role it enticesme. And so ME and my
friends were talking at the end ofour last D and D campaign about the

(52:45):
fact that we want something that doesn'thave to be chronological, that not all
players have to be present for soif somebody can't make it on a week,
we just have something to jump intoand can do something that's like a
one week kind of deal. James, You've mentioned that you'd like to experience

(53:07):
D and D at some point,but I don't want to commit, you
know, your whole life to it, and so I decided to create the
introduction of my world, and partsof this kind of resonated with me,
which is why I feel connected toit. But the fact that it was

(53:27):
done so poorly really like encouraged methat I think I could do a way
better job, and so I wouldlike to offer my final foots as a
dramatic reading of the introduction of myrpug. Would you guys like to hear
that? Please? Yeah? Cool? All right, sorry it does.

(53:52):
What is the title? It's calledentropy. I'm going to take you into
the bathroom with me because I needappeal. I'll mute my mic but to
this. I was going to justleave, but I want to hear this,
so continue, good background noise whileyou're letting the dogs down. All

(54:12):
right, que some whimsical strings beneathmy boy. Present day is the not
so distant teacher, Yet certain aspectsof it are completely unrecognizable. Some aspects
are annoyingly still the same. Therise of artificial intelligence automated so many industries
that less and less humans were requiredto operate global enterprise. Naturally, our

(54:37):
species progress to overcome the biological urgesto reproduce so aggressively, and over the
course of only a few generations,world population has settled into the manageable multi
millions. Food is pensable, Povertyand homelessness are only lef styles by choice.
Technology is a friendly and helpful servantof society. It's takes pride and

(55:00):
its purpose to support human life onthis planet. This planet, which has
since reclaimed many areas that used tobe populated. But in this world,
without needing to survive or work orperformer achieve, many humans find themselves lacking
purpose and motivation. The fearful ishappily in their unearned contentment, while the

(55:22):
braves seek endlessly in records and pages, looking for inspiration about what the next
great step in life will be.This generation of twenty seven Things feels mortality
is in existential burdens. We weren'tdesigned to as forever, and yet it's
just too easy these days to quoteunquote be a lot. We want more,

(55:46):
we need more, and likewise moreneeds us, and more wants us,
and more has been stalking the muchlonger than we've been stalking it.
It has a game for us toplay, a game that will answer all
of our questions, but it's onlyinterested in the most exceptional characters, those

(56:07):
with gifts, and to those withgifts more offers. Another. Another is
a helper, Another a friends,Another is a vessel and a guide.
It is a technology, as wellas a living and breathing plant and the
animal. But before any person canjoin our physical bodies with another, you're

(56:29):
introduced to it by a simple question, how can my life be pot put
to good use? How can Imake a difference. These kinds of thoughts
lither into our brains based and whenthey find purchase, we find the game.
It's thoughts like these that have ledall of the participants of the game
to the book. The book ismost Curious by nature. Can be found

(56:52):
on a shelf, or in asong, or in a game. It
can be found in nature, Itcan be found being written by our very
own man, the book that bindsus, and why we are all gathered
here today to seek for more.The end of the book leaves a person
with a vision. The participant findsthemselves in the infinite void. The void

(57:13):
is not out of space act.It's not even darkness, complete light,
not a color, It's all color, and it is terrifying. In the
light place, one realizes that theyare being presented with a choice simple this
way or that way, in orapp that is all. This choice manifests
itself differently to each participant. Someminds will sculpt the choice into a door,

(57:37):
from a contract, from a mealor an audition. What matters is
what you do with it. Opportunitiescome to those who take them, and
to the beginning, and what yeardoes this take place? If you tell
me twenty thirty, I'm out.But otherwise I thought that was actual ill

(58:00):
done, well done. It wasreally good. I kind of forgot what
we were doing there for Yeah,yeah, me too, but it was
good. I got lost in theworld. I thought we were starting the
game. I'd like to play entropy, Entropy, Entropy. Count me in
and I p and and shrode mybathroom to pee, and you wash your

(58:25):
hands for a sufficient amount of time. I was. I was a little
worried, but I was looking.I thought you were getting water boarded there.
Yeah, thank you. I wasby a man with bread in his
eyes. Thank you? Did youcrush the squash? You know what I
mean? Oh? Oh, Itouched the squash. Did you have a

(58:45):
rating for this movie? What youlost in the thoughts over here? Well,
thank you for listening to that guy. That was a bit of a
mouth beautiful. It's very fresh tome. I'm excited about it. I'm
glad you guys are both interested inembarking on that journey at some point in
the future. I like my ideabetter than this movie. It was not

(59:07):
a good movie, but it wasendearing and it was funny as a comedy,
and so I'm giving it a perfectsixty nine. Wow. That's insane.
Wow. Is that what we alltechnically gave Vampire's Kiss? Yeah,
I mean just give it a sixtyeight or seventy, Yeah, but a
sixty nine. I want to givethe Holy rating to this one. Are
you kidding me? It's a bitmuch up? All right? That's his

(59:31):
vote? Um, all right?Yeah, I thought it was fine.
I not a great movie, buta good time in my opinion, Will
I ever watch it again? Itis highly, highly unlikely. I would
not recommend it to children, butadults. If it's if you're watching it,

(59:53):
if you wake up with nothing todo, and it's Saturday morning,
nine thirty am, ten am,you're just hanging out, and you you
misread a couple of texts the wrongway, and you realize you needed to
watch this as soon as you possiblycan. Yeah, I think I think
it's fine. I would recommend inthat situation. It was. It was

(01:00:13):
a solid morning film, and it'sone that I probably won't think about too
much of the rest of my day. But I liked a little bit.
I enjoyed it. I didn't hateit at all, so I was gonna
give it a fifty out of onehundred, but based on the pure inspiration
that I just saw it give toAJ, I'm gonna make that a fifty
one. Nice. Can I actuallymake mine to twenty six for the same
time? Oh okay, yeah,I look that. That's the power of

(01:00:36):
art people of film. Yeah,that's a it's a beautiful like, not
not that much inspiration, but forone point ye a glimmer. Yeah,
just enough that one piece of glitterthat's been on you since the festival you
went to two months ago. Fairlyget it out. Yeah, yeah,
So what does that what does thatbring us to? Yeah? So with

(01:00:59):
a twenty six to fifty one anda sixty nine, that brings us to
forty eight cages out of one hundred, which puts this movie. Forgive me
for a second here, it putsthis movie number sixty uh fifty four puts
it fifty four fifty four. It'stied. I'm sorry, I'm getting confused

(01:01:22):
by the it's I'm sorry. It'stied for fifty fifth with The ant Bully.
Um. Oh god, it istwo points behind both Dying of the
Light and Joe, and it isone point out of a World Trade Center
about the Trade Center forgot all aboutthat movie. I think of how much

(01:01:44):
work the ant Bully was just becauseit was animation versus like this. I
know, did we not like Joe? I thought we liked Joe? I
thought I thought we liked Joe.Two. Oh, AJ hated it.
He gave it a twenty seven.You gave it a seventy two. I
gave it a fifty two. Okay, yeah, I remember liking It's one
of Cage's favorite movies. Apparently,I never having an argument with a j

(01:02:06):
on the episode, being like,how do you hate it this much?
Yep? Yeah, that's one ofour bigger disparities. Dying of the Light
maybe maybe the biggest, with Ajagiving it an eighty one and you giving
it a twenty is going to tellyou a thing that happened in it?
No idea that the light it couldhappen to you. Me and Hank I
gave it a seventy one Hank andeighty. Aja gave it a seven.

(01:02:29):
Oh that one was great. Thatwas going to actually good. It was
so good Christmas movie. Yeah,so bad. That's that was with not
Christmas movie. That's the that's theone with the with the lottery ticket.
Yes, that was the Family Man. Yeah. Family Man was a Christmas
movie. It can Happen to You, wasn't it where they go to the
wind or whatever? Yeah, RosiePerez, isn't it. Yeah, I

(01:02:52):
just got a wild voice. Thatwould probably one of the main contributors to
why I rated it so low.That was the reason it wasn't in the
nineties for me. James Cohn inthat one, yes, yeah, yeah,
that was Leaving One, Leaving onVegas. No, that was that
was a different movie. It couldHappen to You is the one with the

(01:03:13):
lottery ticket? Way, that's right. And it's like they were gonna split
it between him and yeah. Yeah, it was like a cop Yeah.
And then he gave it to anothergirl all the money. Yeah yeah.
Yeah. Trapped in Paradise Is thatthe one with James Cohn? That might
what was it, dude, Idon't remember Honeymoon in in Vegas? Honeymoon

(01:03:37):
was Trapped in Paradise ruled Yeah,you're right. It's it's like, remember
all this on my own that that'sin our intro uh trapt and Paradise is
in our intro, which one isthat? Uh? Uh? You the

(01:03:58):
whole time you stand the expression yourfice yeah all time? All right,
Well that's uh, what do wesay? Fifty five forty eight forty eight
forty rate rate H forty eight outof a hundo Cages That is the Humanity

(01:04:21):
Bureau from twenty eighteen, just anotherlittle remnant of the of the Straits,
a DVD era for our our dearfriend and savior, Nicholas Cage. Uh
well, moving on to our nextone. This was our seventy ninth episode.
Ten episodes after the Big Time,of course, and I wanna you
know, as you may know,if you're an avid listener or not,

(01:04:42):
next episode is going to be onechosen by one of us. In this
case it will be James. Uh, what's after our eightieth episode? I
thought we'd do it after the ninths. That's after the tens. I'm onto
you. Oh wait a minute,hold on breaks real quick. My name

(01:05:02):
is Hank Kilgore. I'm here's alwayswith James Cringe and aj Fanzyka. I
realized we didn't say that in thebeginning. Yeah, here we are this.
Yeah, I've just confirmed no ideawe recorded A Vampire's Kiss on March
second, twenty twenty, and thatwas our tenth movie. And then we

(01:05:24):
did stop Her My Mom Will Shooton March ninth, twenty twenty, and
then we did Time to Kill oureleventh movie on March seventeenth. After so
then we still got another. Westill got another time. You love that
movie and give it a two.No time to kill that movie. Signed
Remember that I gave it a thirtyfour, and that was far too high.

(01:05:46):
That was the biggest A thirty inour rating movie is a problem.
That wasn't because you gave it afifty seven. You didn't even like it
that much. That was the crazything you said the whole episode, defending
the shit out of it. You'relike, I got fifty seven. Somebody
had to stick up for it.You all want to be Vampire's Kiss a
ninety eight, which is offensive.I'll never forgive that. We spent three

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and a half hours talking about thatmovie and you gave it not a hundred.
That wasn't right. That was agreat episode from what I remember.
I'm sure it was just the worstepisode ever. It's like two times as
long as the fucking movie. Hey, as three of what we're watching next
week so I can finish this.Oh that's true. I gotta go poop.
Anyways, James, what the freakingheck are we watching next week?

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Next week, we're watching the movieDark, which came out the same year
as the very excellent Some sort ofSandwich at Night. Nope, it's Dark.
Actually, you guys are gonna lovethis movie. There's three people in
it and it's an hour and fifteenminutes long. I can't wait. This
is Nicholas Cage, Anton Yelchin,and Irene Jacob Paul Schrader Flennick. I

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think there's actually be pretty good.It's weird though, because you can't find
this, like even on IMDb.When you search Dark, it takes a
lot of scrolling and find the movie. I don't know if we're gonna be
able to find this to watch,but hopefully it's somewhere we can watch it.
We'll figure it out. Yeah,Dark, So yeah, we'll figure
it out. But but yeah,that's our movie for next week. Thanks
everybody for listening, and back toyou, Hank, Thanks James and everyone

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for listening. Back to you aj Well, uh thanks