September 17, 2025 • 56 mins
Ooga Booga... Better?! Time marches on and so must The Croods as they enter A NEW AGE of elevators, beds, bananas and oh so much more in the comedy romp of the year! Ha ha! Wait a minute, I thought this was a description of the podcast episode, not the movie! Ah jeez, wow!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, mess, I'm a lieutenant in the police department.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm in the middle of a homicide investigation.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Try I get my prescription please.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
The whole time is standing there with this whom.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Me expression on your face?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Have you ever been dragging to the sidewalk and being
to you best blood?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
No man has spilt more blood in God's name than I.
How in the name of Zeus's buttle did you get
out of yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
What you really think?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I let myself get killed in a garbage truck.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Ha well, I hit in a soup can roll it
all the way to the city.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Dump because I was made for this super baby and
I am the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Care Uh well, we're baby.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh hey, Yes, funny story. I was walking the the
day down the street and this one thing came up
to me out of nowhere. Oh just this lady walks
up to me and she goes, hey, hey, hey you
hey poo poo head.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I say what And she said, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Doodoo poo poo head, that's you, poopoo head. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You shouldn't be saying that. That's very rude. And she goes,
I don't care, poo poo, I don't have You're a
doodoo dumb dumb And I said, okay, now, you're just
being cruel. Right, in fact, you're being rude and cruel.
That's like you're being crude if you will. She kept going,
She kept going. She was calling me dumb, dumb and
doodoo and poo poo brain and all these things left right.
(01:40):
I was stunned. This was right outside of a roups.
I couldn't believe it. No one was stopping to help.
So I said, okay, lady, if you call me poo
poo head one more time, I'm gonna roundhouse kick you
all the way this stratosphere. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
And she said, okay, doodoo poo poo head. I said,
all right, that's it. So I fucking roundhouse kicked her
straight to the face. She flew so far back, she
(02:01):
went to a whole nother era, another dimension, right, she
she was so crude new age, a new age.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. For all the haters out there that say I
hate what Hank does at the start of every podcast,
you should hear what he does before we start recording,
because it's immaculate. It is full of jokes, lovely and
then you just dip into that. But I saw me
because I brought I made you do it a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So if you guys want to hear the full episodes
with all of the great exclusive content and jokes that
we have in the pre show, you can subscribe to
our Patreon and also find us on YouTube and you
get access to full the full recordings, the whole There was.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Actually the.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Shitty do doo poopoohead?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Did the viewers get to see your shitty dodoo poopoo head?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, you're gonna say that to him when he's got
a bereon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I mean, I just I told you I roundhouse kicked this.
A lady, You'm gonna come over for the roundhouse kick you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's got this beret on to hide the landfill on
top of this.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, oh okay, he does. You're sounding a little crudes too.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
There we go for all the tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
This is the this is it, this is what we're
here for. We're the Wickerman. You might also know this
as the Weekly Show Podcast. Welcome. My name is, as always,
Hank Kilgore. With James Crange yep and and a J.
Penzica you need a lot of nube. And today this
(03:47):
week we watched The Cruds, a New Age, a sequel
to the twenty thirteen film Cruds that we covered, of
course forty years ago on the show this one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Would you scoreers on that one?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah? I think that would be good? What did we
give the Cruds one?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So Crudes one, I say that I thought I had
it pulled up. I do have it pulled up. I
gave it a seventy. Aj gave it a forty or
a seventy seven, and Hank gave it a forty eight. Okay,
So that's how we were coming.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Into this at tracks because watching this I didn't even
I didn't remember a thing from the first one nothing.
I didn't know who was new and who wasn't. Turns
out there was only three new.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I did forget. Ryan Reynolds is in the first.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
One, and he's kind of completely forgot that he's.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The guy in the first one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, if you will so, But yeah, this one came
out November twenty twenty. Got horribly affected by the pandemic. Now,
I do want to just point out the movie oh,
never mind, no it did.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It was a success. It still was a success.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Good okay, great success.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Fight being released on that eventful day in history.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, November twenty fifth?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What happened that day in history?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Was it D Day?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is this you resurrecting your bit from like four years ago?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Was it D Day?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
November twenty fifth? Twenty twenty was the highest recorded amount
of deaths to to COVID nineteen Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wow, are you the crudes too being released?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Or like they must be like, like people got COVID
then they saw this and that's what pushed them over
the line.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And they were just like, I'm going to my fucking tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
People in theaters with one hundred four degree fever were
just watching that. So I pushed it to one hundred
and six. So they died. Sad Ella's oldest time though.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The Crud's crew is back. We got we got our boy.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Nick Cage is grug, Emma Stone is Eep, Ryan Reynolds's guy,
Catherine keene Or's Ugga Chlorus like Leechman is Grand Clark,
Duke is Thunk, and then newcomers Legley may is Hope
better Man, Peter Dinklage man as Phil better Man and
Kelly Marie tran Man known as Dawn Better.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Did you guys catch that that their last name was
was Betterman like better like there was better Dad and
better mom.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Like an evolved version.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you get that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Okay, they do things the better way.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah it was subtle, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, it's an unofficial motto. But they were good. Good
face mask. I'm glad you're sitting safe.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To stay safe, AJ. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't want to be a casual.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
No, of course, of course we all survived this film today.
From the we did get like two Jack Black songs
at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I did not watch that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It would have been better if they played Pearl Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
People didn't get the joke of the better Man's not.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Being able to see your mouth? Is it going to
make it harder to not just talk over you all? Podcast?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Aj AJ, it's something about you in mouths versus the gum.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now it's hiding the mouth. What's what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Let's talk about what do you want from me? I
can't have something in my mouth, I can't have something
on my mouth. What what can I do with my mouth?
On a podcast you can talk about that goddamn nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not damn thing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Aj I add a.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
God damn but I feel like I would have liked
it more than this one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Do you want to ask me my initial thoughts on this?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you like it? What were your initial thoughts?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh? Thanks for asking. So my initial thoughts are, why
is the first Crudes on Peacock owned by Universal? And
the second Crudes is not on Peacock? Which I have Peacock.
I have a log into Peacock, and I had to
pay four dollars to watch this movie on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm gonna answer your quest with a question, why do
you have Peacock?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I have a log into Peacock?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why do you have a log in?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because one of my friends who listen I'm not gonna out,
got it free with his PlayStation or something. Okay, I
don't know, I have a log in. All I'm saying
is I if you can put one of your movies
Universal on your streaming platform, the sequel to that movie
(08:29):
should also be on your streaming platform. That's it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's a great pure.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Now, why didn't you just spend the fourteen ninety nine
and just buy it, and.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Just buy it, because I knew for certain that I
would never watch this movie again. I've never seen it before.
It's one of the few left actually that I've never
seen before. That way, now I'm more certain than ever
that I'll never watch this movie again. My initial thoughts
are this.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh, finally getting to those because you asked me to
ask you those, and then you start talking about Peacock.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
My initial thoughts are, this, are a movie studio that
has a streaming platform, Put your fucking movies on the
streaming platform.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because now the movie itself, you have to.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Have seventy five streaming platforms to not watch cruds too.
Really pissed me off.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But my theory they got five dollars from all of us.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
My theory is that this movie came out on the
day where most people died of COVID and so they
probably didn't hit their like box office weekend that they
were planning for. So they're still trying to make the quote.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But they made money. Hank said it was a success.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I did say at the very beginning.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Of this, yeah, but they want they want more.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, but here's my thing, don't make me if I
have the log in to your stupid streaming platform that
I would you didn't pay for that I would never
pay for because it's the most pointless streaming plot for him,
which by the way, has ads. Anyway, don't make me
also buy your fucking movie. Put it on your stupid
(10:09):
streaming platform's So, what.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Did you think of the crews a New Age?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, technically you made us buy this fucking movie because
you started this podcast that's forced us to watch all
of the movies.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I did not start this. I did because I had
yet and I started this exactly. My original idea was
I wanted to just watch all of Nick Cage's movies,
so I would have just been watching. I would have
been done in twenty twenty. I would have watched every movie.
And I would have said, man, it's so infuriating that
(10:43):
they put cruds to on YouTube and not on Peacock
to myself. And then I said to Hank, Hey, Hank,
you've been talking about watching Nick Cage movies all the
way through as well. What so don't blame me, blame
us and blame Peacock. I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I don't blame because.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Did you like the film, What did you think I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I thought this was a great.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You are insane personally.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think it was a refreshing, uh change of pace
to some of the movies we have been watching. And uh, what.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you talking about? It was animated? Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Last movie that we watched? Do you remember the last
five movies that we watched? I mean, we've we've been
through a bunch of stinkers, and this was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was pretty good. This was fun.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I enjoyed it. I think there was a lot to
be learned about life. I think they used allegory.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
They didn't they You're right on the friggin nose over
and over again.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
The punch monkeys, the punch monkeys, and the monkeys on
the bottom feeders.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I okay, here a j I'll say this. I was
about to go into more. I'm not gonna do more peacock.
I'm not gonna do more peacock. I'll say this. I
actually liked the first thirty minutes of this. I found
it to be pretty funny. I really I love leslie
Mann and Peter Dinklish and enjoyed them, and I enjoyed
(12:28):
Cage's voice, and so I found the first thirty minutes
to be enjoyable, and then it just went so off
the rails for me that I was like, I'd rather
be watching anything else right now.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I totally agree. It completely falls apart, especially by the end.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh my gosh, by the thunder Women or.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Whatever they're called.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, it was too much.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Too many ideas got done in this movie as they
went on, you know, and it was also confusing, is
to like the one time I kept trying to think, like,
what's the message like, because you know, the idea of
the movie is you have the Cruds, who are cavemen
who are meeting like the slightly next level of like
evolved people, the better man, the better men, the better
(13:09):
men of course, of course, and they like live in
a tree and they have like more you know, they
get a house and like more modern amenities, and they
sleep in rooms instead of the sleep pile, and and
they have privacy and toilets and all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But they made them to be like hippy assholes.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But then yeah, like the Cruds to be like annoying cavemen,
and I'm like, neither of these work, ye, so what
are we trying to?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I know, I like the central message of the movie, right,
is that guy is looking for tomorrow, like it's all
about tomorrow, and his parents told him to follow light
and find tomorrow, and he thinks tomorrow is going to
be a place, but in reality tomorrow is is deep
whatever is love. But that message is so lost.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So lost amongst everything.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't think that's the message.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Though, you guys used the message.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Wait, this is the I'm the capitalist cog machine that
we are all a part of and slaves to.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oh you want to talk about that, talk about Peacock
not putting this fucking movie on their platform.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, I thought there could have been like a mixture
which they touch it like that, like a one percent,
But you would think, like, okay, The grander message of
the movie is like, okay, sometimes the older way of
doing things is better in some cases, and you can
also meld that with the new things, which they kind of.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do at the end.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
But again there's just so much other.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But they all just live in the.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
And then they all live there and they just take
down the wall, which was probably a bad idea because
you still want to be safe, but you can also
like a gate and leave.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
They killed they killed the monster, so things became safe. Now.
The movie begins with this like clash between cultures, right
of like a technologically advanced and a more primitive but
yet evolved culture like Robinson's. And then you got like
(15:13):
this seeming utopia where it's showing that, you know, when
humans are industrious and creative and use technology, you can
create a better life, a better habitat for your children,
more safety. But lurking beyond the wall in the shadows
(15:33):
is this monster that you don't know the face of, right,
And so he's collecting all of these resources just to
throw them over the wall at the monster that he's
too scared to look at. And that monster is taking
those resources the tribute, if you will, and passing the
(15:54):
buck upwards to another faceless monster that they're scared of.
And there's just a was a bigger hand coming in
to grab specific works so hard to cultivate, and it's
bananas b A N A N A S yes, And
(16:15):
it's just a euphemism for what our society is doing.
And the fact that we are so mad and disgruntled
about these hands coming in to take the piece of
the pie, when really, like do we even know is
coming in for the pizza pie.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So I would like to say this if I may,
I thought you made a wonderful.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You may.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh, thank you, I thought you made a wonderful point.
I wish that the listeners could have seen how you
made it with your little rosy cheeks and your little
sprout of a stem coming out of your forehead. That's
very nice. Thank you zoom too. I would like, We're
gonna sprout, We're gonna I'd like to make a motion
(17:05):
to change the name of our podcast to the Banana.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Boys the Banana Boys, because I love.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Banana Boys. I could not get enough of the
Banana Boys.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I almost bought a banana.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Seamy sauna naked with his bros talking about bananas.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Salt milk or something.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Sharks milk, shark milk because of the land sharks.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The sharks.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They really don't go enough into the absurd with the
like the They had the wolf spider and the land
shark and the seven hundred foot baboon, but for the
most part they they kind of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I wanted more yeah, which goes to A J's point.
We always want more yes and giving, and it goes
to other people who keep giving and giving into.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
To the end.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Now a j So what happens once we destroy in
the film the seven hundred foot tall baboon In real life,
supposedly the the the executives.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
In charge of capital will big wigs. Yeah, I will.
What do we? What do we?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That's that's what you think. See, we know who the
they're they're visible. They we know they take they put
their hands in the pot.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are we by using a zoom a.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Bigger hand that's putting its hand in the pot that
we don't know whose face?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Then it is yeah, right? What about? What about?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
What about the genius metaphor of the kid with the
window and it's just a TV anten that joke around
for the next started on that game started on.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That tablet, of of of a frame. Again, I want
to see the tablet, Show me the tablet.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And this is what I mean. They had twenty five
it's worth of jokes, and they used them all in
the twenty five minutes, and then they use them for
the other hour as well, because that was funny, Like
I actually thought that was funny looking out the window
and you're like, ah, the wind.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
TV.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. But then by the end of the movie, the
window is a little basket thing that's glowing, literally glowing.
And it's just too much. It's just way too much
like that character.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Literally, by the end of it, I think he didn't
even use words anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He just said window. He just says window, window, window, window.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's a shame for my guy, Clark Duke too.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I know he got he got Clark duked.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, he's kind of a dummy anyway. And that, you know,
it's it's showing how kids are getting addicted to technology camp.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
But I get it what I get it?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wait, that's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh right, that is a better.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And then they hit it over the head again and
again and again and again and not.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Have done it more times, just they couldn't.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
The very very very beginning of the film, I was
already sick because I'm just so tired of hearing Ryan
Reynolds's voice is a voiceover and movie. I'm so tired
of it because he doesn't do anything different. It's a
it's just his voice. It's just him, you know, mix
it up a little, you know about how about Page's voice?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
What did you what did you think about? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Loved?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
There's nothing I like.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I did like in the in the early part when
they when they first get there that it was kind
of funny. He just would just walk through walls casually
without making it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And then he can't get out of a banana peel.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Can't get a bana peel though it's a strong banana peel.
How come the Peter dinklic freaked out so much whenever
he ate the first round of bananas, Like that was
for the tribute, but like if you watch it, there's
I mean hundreds of thousands of bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, that's what Cage said, Like, that's what said, he
ate all of the bananas. You're underestimating cave people just
as much as Peter.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Dinkland did say I ate them all and then slapped
his belly. Yeah, so it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Feel better, man, man.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I love Cage has some really good, good explosive lines
in this. I think the first one was like, uh, guy,
Ryan Reynolds character calls him man or bro or something
and he's like, I'm not your man, just kissed.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I loved Cage this.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, he was good.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
He even had a couple like you you're texting us
about your ketchup bottle going.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Hit a little bit of that in there too. You
had a little bos in there.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, he got he got emotional, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
And then whenever they were first all sleeping there that
first time, everybody was in their own bed, and then
it cut to him and he was still trying to
do the cave pile sleep pile with just chairs and stuff,
and like, poor guy, he and his wife not just
originally be in a room together, but you know.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Whatever, she finally wanted her privacy.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, she wanted privacy. It's important. Got to have a man.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Then he walked into her and then he walked into
her room through the wall, and then he was like,
I'm gonna be with you. Now.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There was some sexual tension. I thought between Phil better
Man and and Grug did you feel that in the
in the sauna area? And then he did not. I thought,
I thought maybe it was going to turn out that
Phil better Man uh really just wanted Grug. Yeah, well
(22:51):
you wanted.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
B Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Unfortunately we didn't get that, but we did get Ryan
Reynolds being like, oh, I can speak punch monkey and
punching monkeys.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't dislike Ryan Reynolds. I gotta like him.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
I'm just tired of hearing that same exact voice in
like every movie.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Now it's everywhere. It's too much. Yeah, it's too much.
I say that's true.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I mean imagine being Blake Lively.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
She's got a lot going on these two to hear
it every night.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Did you want to speaking of Cage's voice, did you
want to set anything up?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yes? I would love to roll into the CLI clip
of the week.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Whoa he just pulling out all the all the ogs.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Wow, there was a great clip in here. I really
enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You got used the clip of the week's sound bit
in a long time.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Well break it out, baby, dust that ship off with
your beret.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
You can, and uh, get ready to open up your
ear holes to this clip here we have here, we
have three the three gentlemen get captured by the punch monkeys. Uh,
and Cage is talking a big game. He's like, don't worry, guys.
(24:26):
Once I get out of this log, I'm gonna beat
them all up. And uh, he gets immediately smoked by it.
Not only punch monkeys, but all of these types of
violent monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can't see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where are they taking old type guy?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
As soon as we get out of this log, We'll
start swinging and punching our way to freedom. Puck fuck,
let's get this.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's not just punch monkeys.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It's it's kitch monkeys, head butt monkeys, lo lolo monkeys,
pike monkeys, half tight monkeys, shoulders and punch tails, to tag,
prunch do race, stranglers, strange danglarsanglers, mount breethers, great squeezers,
dude with weird.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Eyes, dude with weird So I have to admit, I
mean that's a classic clip, right though.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yeah, I have to admit. When I watched this
at work today, uh, someone came into my office at
that moment and I had taken my headphones out, so
I missed this whole thing. So when AG said there
was a clip, I was like, I don't know where
it is. So I'm glad that. I'm glad you picked
up on it.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the that's the cage
we want. That, that's the cage we need. That's especially
in an animated film where we don't get the you know,
physicality of a cage performance.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
That definitely scratched the itch right there.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So this movie was directed by Joel Crawford.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
This was his first movie he ever directed. I thought
it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, you're an insane person, so that's what it isn't
like post and the animations, like the weird psychedelic breaks
where they're eating.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I thought it looked okay for dream Work, I didn't really.
I didn't think it was all there.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The chest hair.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean it was, yeah, there was chest there, I know,
but the animation it was like it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Was like a lion's main flowing in the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I thought. I thought it looked just okay. I thought
there were times it looked really good, and I thought,
but something that did look really good and is also
kind of my audio clip of the week is So
when I went to watch this, I went to Disney
Plus because I thought it was on Disney, so it wasn't.
So I went to Peacock and I saw the Cruds
(27:18):
and I said, oh, well, surely if they have the
Cruds and the Crude Show, they surely have the Cruds too.
They didn't. So then I went to YouTube and I
tried to find it for free, and there is this
YouTube video the Cruds A New Age twenty twenty movie,
and I'm sorry podcast listeners, but it's an hour and
(27:39):
a half of this. This like paranormal activity, weird footage,
and then this is the audio.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
August twenty and sixteen acquisition of DreamWorks Animation.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
However, the project was revived in September two thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's this whole, It's the whole. It's an hour and
a half. I watched about thirty five minutes of it.
It's an hour and a half explanation of the lore
of this movie.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You're an insane person.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Thirty five minutes of that I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I'm gonna watch the rest of later. I can't help myself.
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It is the worst voice on the planet.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I do not understand how and why.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That is that twenty twenty film, or at least by Universal,
and it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Was better than the movie in my opinion. Yeah, the Lord,
But anyway, that's my clip of the week.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
It's kind of funny to think of the lore of Caveman, like,
what's behind that? I mean, that's like the beginning?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Is that the low of Caveman?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah? I guess, So what's behind I guess?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The once once a tadpole, now a Caveman.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Viking Thunderbird Ladies. I don't know, but yeah, yeah, even flow.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And uh special guest Eddie Bedder.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Wow, wow, I love your guitars.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
I'm not any bitterer. I'm any bitter.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Eddy's better man. And this is a wonderful I didn't
like that movie very much. I was pretty poor.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I couldn't I actually couldn't tell you did him? I?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Uh again, I did like the beginning, but by the
end it just falling apart. Yeah, not as bad as
grand Isle fell apart, but I.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Don't even remember grand I gave it a sixty three
and I don't remember it or sixty six. Yeah, I
don't even know what that movie is.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
The Hurricane and there was the Basement. Oh yeah, it
was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
But that was a really bad end. Yeah, not as
bad as this, but that was a bad ending.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
That ending was pretty bad because I really liked the movie.
This one was already okay, and yeah became a massive
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What were what were those women called the moon Ladies?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
It was like the Thunderbird thunder Sisters, the thunder Sisters,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, which brings us to our Weekly Feminist hot take.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, this should be good.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Is it something that Lindsay started and now we're just
gonna who the hell is Lindsay?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah that's all question.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are you gonna do it and go ahead?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Or oh that's not my bit, that's her bit.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Okay, well she's not on the podcast, so uh.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Lindsay, it's it's it's time for your bit.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So the thunder if I was a thunder, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Lindsay's on the on the episode.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
You're gonna submit her little one minute recording on the
on the feminist hot take?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Were we?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You know what a You can take your reindeer as
space all right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh yeah you're not anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You can tell us your feminist take on the crudes
a new.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Age, all right? I have a take. If I was
a woman and I was named bog Water as part
of the thunder moons, I would be furious. Also, where
was all that hair?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Why would you be furious?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
It was braided up? She had a giant like Princess
Jasmine braid the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, she had a braid the whole time.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
She had massive hair. It was just braided.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, huh.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
And I will say I think they exaggerated her amount
of hair a little bit.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
For I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It was a pretty realistic movie otherwise.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
So.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Guys, I didn'ts a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I didn't realize that prehistorical life was like that. I
had a completely different idea of what it was like.
But it didn't seem that bad even when they were
outside the wall.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I mean you there. Well I watched it.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I thought that, dude, I thought there was something
that fats about that food at first. Yeah, I think
it didn't look really like Why didn't they make it
look like actual fruit or delicious look like back in?
I promise.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Again, did you see the film? Because I saw it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
If that's what it looked like, give me pesticides because
that looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, they enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It looks ultra nefarious.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you think if you grug?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Do you think Grug got that first banana, the one
that was a trap. But what if it wasn't a trap?
Do you think he would have unpeeled it or do
you think he would have eaten it?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, I think he would have eaten it. But they
did unpeel all those other bananas. Because there's nothing but
banana peels left made me think about that, which was,
you know, surprising.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I thought they were only like a bit where he's like, oh,
it's the greatest most delicious thing ever he ate in
one bite, and they're like, oh, and he's gonna yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But you know, you know monkeys, monkeys and apes they
peel their bananas. Yeah, they do it. Yeah, So if
they're peel and bananas, then you know who's the same.
Grug would enough, he's.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Not the smartest chip on the block, that's true.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I got nothing else to say about the literally nothing
to say about this. It's hard enough to talk about
animated movies. It's impossible to talk about them when one
person is pretending like it was a good movie.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Was It was entertaining as hell, let me tell you.
And it's an anti capitalist, pro feminist movement.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
We don't know why, but definitely you know what's entertaining.
Go to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Most basic feminist take here is that the men get
themselves captured and the women go save their asses. They
don't just stay home them in their cocoons and pretend like,
you know, there's not a war going on. They go
kick some ass.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
It's truly interesting part of this movie is go to
YouTube and type been, I'm not going to watch that
Crudes to a New Age twenty twenty movie parentheses, last
movie slash or yeah, and and click on it and
listen to the history of dream Works and how this
(34:17):
movie came to be. And they actually even do some
cool quotes from the movie. So go do that.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Last time I took James's advice on a YouTube video,
I got rickrolled. So is that true?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Again? Is that true? I last YouTube video I saw
you was in twenty ten?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Was it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I mean, that's last time a rickroll.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Probably, Well, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I just called you Bill Hank. I was trying to say.
I was trying to say, you had to go see
Bill Bird, but I just I just called you Bill.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You know what's crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I even reached out to Bill before the show, asked
him if you wanted to come be a guest on this.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He just said he wasn't. A The Crudes fan hit another.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
One the shame. If only we were doing Prisoners of
the ghost Land, he probably would have come on.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I bet he would have.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Ask him when you see him tonight, ask him about
King of Long Island.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He's excellent in that I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's not a good movie. It wasn't a good movie
until he showed up, and then that's an excellent movie.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I'm gonna tell him.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Hey, Bill, my friend on a podcast that we did
today across the country said you were pretty good in
a movie that was I said, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm sorry, he said excellent. He's I'm talking to him
live right now.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
On the other end, he's gonna go, what the fuck?
I Hey, how about we go into at.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
James.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Were there any goofs or gaps I hate?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm super glad you asked, because for the first time
in a long time, we have a billion goofs and.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Guys, look at a little smiley rein to your face.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You do look really cute.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'm just I'm thinking about what Bill Burr would say
about this movie.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You would love this movie, You'd he would be Bill,
there's no comedian more woke than Bill Burr. And he'd
be right on the capitalist anti capitalist train with a
j I so, and he was.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
He hate the the feminist part of this movie? What
is this with these?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I noticed that the whole time, Hank I kept wiping
out my screen.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I thought, yeah, it's been driving me nuts.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Was that your Bill Burr? Impresson? Do you know what
Bill Burr sounds like? I'm Bill ba what's me? Notoriously
Boston Bill Ber?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Things that men can do?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I'm a Boston, New York jew basically what you just said?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, Bil Burr, famed comedian.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, well I like see you do better.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I can't, but hey, the fuut you're Bill Cosby? Please,
and then I'll get to my goops of gas if
it doesn't excellent, Bill Cosby, boy, it's got a lot
of bills in this bag.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
It's been retired. I got a lot of bills in
my bucket.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Do we want when people search Bill Cosby for our
episode of the Kruds too, to come?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Excuse me? The Banana Boys, the Banana Boys.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, goofs of gas please. You would not believe how
many people took the time to write out goofs that
were continuity errors from the first one, the best movie
from the first movie.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
How do you remember the first movie?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, keep in mind, before I read Hardcore, before I
read this, fifty mark this as helpful. Okay, well, five
said on at around an hour to twenty six minutes.
When Sandy says boom Grug responds it's her first word. However,
in the first film she called him daddy at the
very end when he claims the same thing. Damn is
(38:11):
that not just a callback bit joke? Hello? Appearance number
two on the park. I'm not going to eat that
while we're recording. Do you think I'm gonna eat a
peanut butter rice cake?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Unbelievable? James, do you have a feminist take.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
On cruits to a New age? The men were probably wrong? Okay, great,
thank you wrong? All right, thanks for the rice cake.
The perfect podcast.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Geez get delivered a delicious snack and you just you
just rail under her and then ask her to demand
a feminist take from the movie. All right, your three
D glasses pop on her back that.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I'm trying to I'm fitting in with the old woman.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
James is being very suspect this whole, like we can't
see your eyes. You're being very uh, you know, aggressive
and demeaning.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I'm going to query. I want to respond to the
query with my own and I'm gonna say, what was
that little.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Voic that can you not see my eyes? We cannot
see your.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Eyes or do you see my eyes? But you just
don't understand Adries. Yes, thank you, Hank.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
I'm glad you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I knew Adrian did too, but hey, I'm glad hankd
it too.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I didn't know was bigger than prettically acclaimed music video.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, it's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Shout out.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
At around fifty minutes, when three men were kidnapped, feel better.
Man does not fall into the ground, but later, when
the women discover they've been kidnapped, there's a silhouette of
him in the ground. The one who fell was Grug
whose silhouette has not shown.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Okay, we're splitting hairs here, guys were splitting hair.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
At around forty six minutes. In the first film, Gran
is confused about the concept of a pet being an
animal you don't eat, stating that they call those children.
In this film, it is revealed that Grand's hair has
been a live animal all along, that she never ate,
essentially making it her own pet. There are so many
that I passed over people doing continuity errors from the
(40:41):
first film.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I don't you're hearing there's a wig.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
It was a wig animal and We don't know that
it was even an animal. It was alive, but it
was something.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yes it wasn't I did you know what I did?
Laugh when I got hit by the by the lightning.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
You laughed. I almost cried.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I was so sad.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
I was like, the one death in this kid's movie
is it can be Krant's old hair.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You know?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I laughed? And I also I just was not paying
it close enough attention. Obviously, I forgot that it was
her hair, and so I thought we were just seeing
a cutaway of a random flying beast.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
But then she get got her hair at the end
of it, and whatever.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That does look hot when she gets that, and I
love her abs.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yo, Grand's abs were crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
This was This was or Statesman's last movie before her
tragic death.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's a shame that this had to be the last one.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Read some peace.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She died in January of twenty twenty one, at the
very young age of ninety four. Gone too soon.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You think they're gonna they're going to write in her
death for cruds three.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Well, there's a Crud's TV show. And this is where
I got confused earlier.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Are any of our people in it?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I don't think she can't imagine. Yeah, no, I don't
think so. But it's all the same characters with none
of the people. Okay, this is insane revealing. So this
one's called revealing mistakes. This is what this category is called.
At around thirty five minutes, the gift basket that Uggah
(42:16):
had thrown over the wall after Hope walked away is
still in one piece and all of its contents are
still within it when Bunk finds it and brings it
back inside. I think that's like the joke. Yeah, you know,
I don't think that's a.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Over a different wall. She threw it over a completely
different wall than when they walked through the wall that
got destroyed. It's there.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's the continuity here, that's the continuity. There's also there's
also one Thunk manages to pull off part of Hope's
travel basket without breaking the basket or spilling its contents
all over the place.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
This is like a real, actual thing.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
A woman's hair is a bird, like you think that's real?
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Nice sitting wolf spiders that look like wolves.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I mean, my all time, my all time favorite page
is twenty five minute Frosty the Snowman, where there's you
have to scroll for about a minute for all the
for all the errors left people wrote, such as all
the kids are wearing shorts out in the snow, all right.
A couple plot holes from this movie. A guy is
(43:32):
seen wearing his old clothes near the end of the movie,
even though Hope better Man claimed to have burned them.
And guy has been living with the cruds for some
time now, so how can he or even her family
for that matter, not notice that she had a peanut toe?
And why did he not notice it when he was
dreaming of it very clearly visible? Oh wow, ribbled me
(43:55):
that I thought Guy did know about the peanut toe.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
No, guy did, but it wasn't manifest in her dreams
like she told them.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, she told me, she told the the.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh she told the lady about it, didn't she?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
She told Guy about it?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
But then it comes back as like the final callback.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I thought that was a good callback. I gotta say, yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
A real joe. You're holding onto my joe.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She's like, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I like the first twenty five minutes in the last
seven of this movie was Peanuts. If this movie was
as long as Frosty the Snowman. I would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, this is a short film, but yeah, that's it on.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's it on goops of guests.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
You didn't answer if they were any Gooules.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Oh I thought I did. Yeah, no, there's no sorry,
no gules.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's weird because I always think that.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
When I'm watching movies, I'm always expecting to see gules,
but I don't always you are, That's why I asked.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
And it's weird because you're always watching these movies through
the lens of a child, of course, and trying to
make sure you know that the child is okay with
with these movies. However, you're also you know, very into
the Google life.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yes, I really, I'm into the Google life. I am
the gool life.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
You are the ghoul. You have become ghoul in.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Many ways, but that you'll only find out more about
if you subscribe to our Patreon again for faster episodes
and goole life.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Well, hey, James, geez.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Ah uh, I'd like to move into a little segment
I like to call final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
And kill me.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Should I start eating those rice?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Oh wait, look at look at a j's a little unicorns?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So sweet unicorn, you look very sweet.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Don't start eating the rice cake because I just asked
you to give me your final thoughts.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That's true, all right, I'll wait, Yeah, okay, here's my
final thoughts. Universal, if you're listening, if you're going to
start a streaming service and you're going to have one
of the movies in your I won't say franchise, but
you have a movie and a sequel, and you have
the first movie. And by the way, if this is
(46:24):
a movie for kids, and if kids watch the first one,
allow them to watch the second one. I have Peacock.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Ah, Like, well, you don't you have a log in.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I have a log into Peacock, and I log in
and I search crudes and I see cruds there. I
should also see Crudes to a New Age and not
your stupid ass show and the first Crudes and not
Crudes to a New Age. So all that's all, I'll say,
(46:59):
what's your rating? Oh yeah, so I lost ten points
for that. It gained twenty seven points for the first
twenty five minutes, and based on that conversion, it gained
(47:21):
another and a half points for the last seven minutes.
And so I'll raise you to the roundest number, and
I'll give it forty cages out of one hundred.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Okay, No, that all sounded logical, that makes sense, right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, Hey,
j what about what about you? Peal well Unicorn?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Well, guy, I.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I enjoyed this film. I think it was a hell
of a ride. I think it was beautifully artestulated and
not articulated. It was very well drawn, very well designed.
It had a lot of deep adult themes to teach
(48:11):
the children about, you know, these more mature concepts of
female power and not giving the man what he wants
just because he wants it. Yeah, I'm gonna give this
an eighty two cages.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
You're given this higher than you gave the first one.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I did because this one had punch monkeys and kick
monkeys and pull over the bell monkeys in school.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
I stayed silent throughout all that because I thought maybe
if I let him talk it out, I'll realize. You
know what, I didn't really like this movie that much.
But I was wrong. I should have talked.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Okay two Yeah, that's crazy. Well, first of all, I
would say this movie is okay for kids. I think
they're okay to watch it. They're not gonna they're not
gonna get spooked.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
They're not They're not gonna that they shouldn't see. Yeah,
there's no ghules.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Unfortunately, otherwise, I found the film to be subpar in Bland.
I found it was lacking in sizzle. There was no seasoning.
It was just meat and barely cooked at that. And
I don't mean in a rare way. I mean and
they just they just threw it on something well done
a minute, you know, well that would be more cooked.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Uh oh, henk, you have talked yourself into a corner
on this one.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
I find your attitude subpar in Bland, and I think
it's not seasons. I was mostly bored with this film,
and I'm gonna forget it, probably by tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
So I'm going to give it a what did they
give the fir one forty eight?
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Forty eight?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
I'm going to give this one a forty seven.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Okay, wait, hold it, hold the record, hold it. I'm
going to give it a forty nine. Whoa, because I
just realized I liked I liked Peter Dinklage a lot.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
He was Yeah, he was pretty good. He was pretty
good as the weirdo hippie asshole. Guy, I give him that, so.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Okay, okay, So that means I gave it a forty.
Hanky gave it a forty nine. Agent gave it a
eighty two, which brings it to fifty seven cages out
of one hundred. So if I just do a little
boot bop the doop badoopy boots around, I.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Can't see your It's just very hard to But I
can see your eyes.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I told you before you had death eyes, you could see,
but you didn't understand that you could see.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, now that you've taken the way, you can see.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Okay, we always lean right here. It's Akerman.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's true. That's true, except for feminist Hillary voter aje.
Fifty seven brings it to a tie at forty nine
with Ye with Pay the Ghost, which is a movie
I've never heard of, and Snowden remember which, by the way, again, Snowden,
(51:34):
Hank gave a thirty eight. I gave it fifty two.
A gave an eighty. So every time we land up
fifty seven, it's because AG's being an idiot, because I
like it. But that that puts this movie one point
behind another three way tie. That trust Bernie and Rumblefish,
and it puts it one point ahead of bringing out
(51:56):
the Dead.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
Pay the Ghost was the one where his kid gets
abducted at the Halloween outdoor.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and he has to pay the ghost.
That was our first school, right, yeah, and yeah, this
movie is eight points and twelve spots behind the first cruise. Okay,
so there you have.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Sometimes sequels work, sometimes they don't. You know, what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
But I think what's important is, well, you guys both
gave it a higher score than the first. I'm the
dissenter here.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Yeah, I almost gave it a lower score. But then
I remember Peter Dinklin.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
That's important too.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
And you said, wait a second, Yeah, he's way taller
than I thought he was. Now that did throw me
a little bit. He's not that tall in real life.
But nonetheless he carries himself in a beautiful way.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Voice. That's true. Maybe that is why the baboon was
so massive, because Grug is actually like three foot ten and.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
The rest of that as an episode on this movie.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
We should do tiptoes.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
We should do tiptoes. We should do I don't care
if we've more.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Than I don't think has ever seen it? We should
probably do.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
It's so it's it's Gary Oldman in the Role of
a Lifetime and.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
The Role of God. A video about that.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yeah, I have Matthew McConaughey tiptoes.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Well, James, what the heck are we watching on the
next one? Yeah, but we've got a we're watching Scooby Do.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
We are Where are you? That is the Flintstones. Yeah,
Scooby Do. I got excited, but he said Scooby Doo.
It's not Scooby at all this movie?
Speaker 4 (53:46):
You know.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
That was Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh, that guy's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
So we've got a much anticipated reunion in this movie
that we're watching. Its Nicholas Cage reuniting with Nick Cassavides.
Can anyone tell me what Nick Cassavides was it?
Speaker 3 (54:09):
No, Captain Curly's Mandolin.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
No, he is the.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Henchman John Travolta's henchman in Face Off, or I guess
Nicholas Cage's henchman face.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
The reunion I've been waiting for for so long.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
This is the one we've all been talking about. It's
also got Sophia Bull who's in Kingsman's Secret Service. He's
got knives for legs or whatever. It's called Cruisers the
Ghost Land. I have seen this movie. I do not
remember a thing about it. A notorious criminal must break
an evil curse in order to rescue in a in
(54:44):
abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared. If you want to
watch this for free, you can watch it on a
MC plus, which I'm sure everyone has. I was.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
I haven't seen this or two be but I was
when it was announced. I was looking forward to it
because it sounded awesome. Yeah, and I ended up just
not seeing it. And now I'm worried it's going to
be like jiu jitsu or I thought it was going
to be awesome and end up being a low budget nightmare.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah. I can't help but think you made the right
choice by not saying it. But yeah, we'll see. I
can't say for certain.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, well yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Mean, hey, that's the Crud's a new age here on
the wickermn again. Subscribe to the Patreon for more full
length uh wicker and what's your foot?
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Feet only feet that's right? Yeah, I got the username
of anyone else could That's right. I was really proud
of that.
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Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh yeah Featly that's the competitor.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah, Well fellas, we did it again. Thank you avid
listeners for all of your dedication and support. It means
the world to us. And I'm glad that you like
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LLC entity.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
And as we always say to end every podcast.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah but guy, you guy, you guy.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Nailed it. Nailed it.
Hello, mess, I'm a lieutenant in the police department.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm in the middle of a homicide investigation.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Try I get my prescription please.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
The whole time is standing there with this whom.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Me expression on your face?
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Have you ever been dragging to the sidewalk and being
to you best blood?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
No man has spilt more blood in God's name than I.
How in the name of Zeus's buttle did you get
out of yourself?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
What you really think?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I let myself get killed in a garbage truck.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Ha well, I hit in a soup can roll it
all the way to the city.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Dump because I was made for this super baby and
I am the.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Care Uh well, we're baby.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh hey, Yes, funny story. I was walking the the
day down the street and this one thing came up
to me out of nowhere. Oh just this lady walks
up to me and she goes, hey, hey, hey you
hey poo poo head.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And I say what And she said, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Doodoo poo poo head, that's you, poopoo head. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You shouldn't be saying that. That's very rude. And she goes,
I don't care, poo poo, I don't have You're a
doodoo dumb dumb And I said, okay, now, you're just
being cruel. Right, in fact, you're being rude and cruel.
That's like you're being crude if you will. She kept going,
She kept going. She was calling me dumb, dumb and
doodoo and poo poo brain and all these things left right.
(01:40):
I was stunned. This was right outside of a roups.
I couldn't believe it. No one was stopping to help.
So I said, okay, lady, if you call me poo
poo head one more time, I'm gonna roundhouse kick you
all the way this stratosphere. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
And she said, okay, doodoo poo poo head. I said,
all right, that's it. So I fucking roundhouse kicked her
straight to the face. She flew so far back, she
(02:01):
went to a whole nother era, another dimension, right, she
she was so crude new age, a new age.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah. For all the haters out there that say I
hate what Hank does at the start of every podcast,
you should hear what he does before we start recording,
because it's immaculate. It is full of jokes, lovely and
then you just dip into that. But I saw me
because I brought I made you do it a couple
of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
So if you guys want to hear the full episodes
with all of the great exclusive content and jokes that
we have in the pre show, you can subscribe to
our Patreon and also find us on YouTube and you
get access to full the full recordings, the whole There was.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Actually the.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Shitty do doo poopoohead?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Did the viewers get to see your shitty dodoo poopoo head?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, you're gonna say that to him when he's got
a bereon.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
I mean, I just I told you I roundhouse kicked this.
A lady, You'm gonna come over for the roundhouse kick you.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's got this beret on to hide the landfill on
top of this.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, oh okay, he does. You're sounding a little crudes too.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
There we go for all the tonight.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
This is the this is it, this is what we're
here for. We're the Wickerman. You might also know this
as the Weekly Show Podcast. Welcome. My name is, as always,
Hank Kilgore. With James Crange yep and and a J.
Penzica you need a lot of nube. And today this
(03:47):
week we watched The Cruds, a New Age, a sequel
to the twenty thirteen film Cruds that we covered, of
course forty years ago on the show this one.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Would you scoreers on that one?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah? I think that would be good? What did we
give the Cruds one?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So Crudes one, I say that I thought I had
it pulled up. I do have it pulled up. I
gave it a seventy. Aj gave it a forty or
a seventy seven, and Hank gave it a forty eight. Okay,
So that's how we were coming.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Into this at tracks because watching this I didn't even
I didn't remember a thing from the first one nothing.
I didn't know who was new and who wasn't. Turns
out there was only three new.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I did forget. Ryan Reynolds is in the first.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
One, and he's kind of completely forgot that he's.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The guy in the first one.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, if you will so, But yeah, this one came
out November twenty twenty. Got horribly affected by the pandemic. Now,
I do want to just point out the movie oh,
never mind, no it did.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It was a success. It still was a success.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Good okay, great success.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Fight being released on that eventful day in history.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, November twenty fifth?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
What happened that day in history?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Was it D Day?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Is this you resurrecting your bit from like four years ago?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Was it D Day?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
November twenty fifth? Twenty twenty was the highest recorded amount
of deaths to to COVID nineteen Wow?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wow, are you the crudes too being released?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Or like they must be like, like people got COVID
then they saw this and that's what pushed them over
the line.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And they were just like, I'm going to my fucking tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
People in theaters with one hundred four degree fever were
just watching that. So I pushed it to one hundred
and six. So they died. Sad Ella's oldest time though.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The Crud's crew is back. We got we got our boy.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Nick Cage is grug, Emma Stone is Eep, Ryan Reynolds's guy,
Catherine keene Or's Ugga Chlorus like Leechman is Grand Clark,
Duke is Thunk, and then newcomers Legley may is Hope
better Man, Peter Dinklage man as Phil better Man and
Kelly Marie tran Man known as Dawn Better.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Did you guys catch that that their last name was
was Betterman like better like there was better Dad and
better mom.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Like an evolved version.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Did you get that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Okay, they do things the better way.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah it was subtle, but yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah, it's an unofficial motto. But they were good. Good
face mask. I'm glad you're sitting safe.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
To stay safe, AJ. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I don't want to be a casual.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
No, of course, of course we all survived this film today.
From the we did get like two Jack Black songs
at the end.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I did not watch that.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
It would have been better if they played Pearl Jam.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
People didn't get the joke of the better Man's not.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Being able to see your mouth? Is it going to
make it harder to not just talk over you all? Podcast?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Aj AJ, it's something about you in mouths versus the gum.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now it's hiding the mouth. What's what's going on?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Let's talk about what do you want from me? I
can't have something in my mouth, I can't have something
on my mouth. What what can I do with my mouth?
On a podcast you can talk about that goddamn nothing.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not damn thing.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Aj I add a.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
God damn but I feel like I would have liked
it more than this one.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Do you want to ask me my initial thoughts on this?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you like it? What were your initial thoughts?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh? Thanks for asking. So my initial thoughts are, why
is the first Crudes on Peacock owned by Universal? And
the second Crudes is not on Peacock? Which I have Peacock.
I have a log into Peacock, and I had to
pay four dollars to watch this movie on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'm gonna answer your quest with a question, why do
you have Peacock?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I have a log into Peacock?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Why do you have a log in?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because one of my friends who listen I'm not gonna out,
got it free with his PlayStation or something. Okay, I
don't know, I have a log in. All I'm saying
is I if you can put one of your movies
Universal on your streaming platform, the sequel to that movie
(08:29):
should also be on your streaming platform. That's it.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That's a great pure.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Now, why didn't you just spend the fourteen ninety nine
and just buy it, and.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Just buy it, because I knew for certain that I
would never watch this movie again. I've never seen it before.
It's one of the few left actually that I've never
seen before. That way, now I'm more certain than ever
that I'll never watch this movie again. My initial thoughts
are this.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh, finally getting to those because you asked me to
ask you those, and then you start talking about Peacock.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
My initial thoughts are, this, are a movie studio that
has a streaming platform, Put your fucking movies on the
streaming platform.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because now the movie itself, you have to.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Have seventy five streaming platforms to not watch cruds too.
Really pissed me off.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But my theory they got five dollars from all of us.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
My theory is that this movie came out on the
day where most people died of COVID and so they
probably didn't hit their like box office weekend that they
were planning for. So they're still trying to make the quote.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But they made money. Hank said it was a success.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I did say at the very beginning.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Of this, yeah, but they want they want more.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Well, but here's my thing, don't make me if I
have the log in to your stupid streaming platform that
I would you didn't pay for that I would never
pay for because it's the most pointless streaming plot for him,
which by the way, has ads. Anyway, don't make me
also buy your fucking movie. Put it on your stupid
(10:09):
streaming platform's So, what.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Did you think of the crews a New Age?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Well, technically you made us buy this fucking movie because
you started this podcast that's forced us to watch all
of the movies.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I did not start this. I did because I had
yet and I started this exactly. My original idea was
I wanted to just watch all of Nick Cage's movies,
so I would have just been watching. I would have
been done in twenty twenty. I would have watched every movie.
And I would have said, man, it's so infuriating that
(10:43):
they put cruds to on YouTube and not on Peacock
to myself. And then I said to Hank, Hey, Hank,
you've been talking about watching Nick Cage movies all the
way through as well. What so don't blame me, blame
us and blame Peacock. I don't.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I don't blame because.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Did you like the film, What did you think I
loved it.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
I thought this was a great.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You are insane personally.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think it was a refreshing, uh change of pace
to some of the movies we have been watching. And uh, what.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you talking about? It was animated? Is that what
you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Last movie that we watched? Do you remember the last
five movies that we watched? I mean, we've we've been
through a bunch of stinkers, and this was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Was pretty good. This was fun.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I enjoyed it. I think there was a lot to
be learned about life. I think they used allegory.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
They didn't they You're right on the friggin nose over
and over again.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
The punch monkeys, the punch monkeys, and the monkeys on
the bottom feeders.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I okay, here a j I'll say this. I was
about to go into more. I'm not gonna do more peacock.
I'm not gonna do more peacock. I'll say this. I
actually liked the first thirty minutes of this. I found
it to be pretty funny. I really I love leslie
Mann and Peter Dinklish and enjoyed them, and I enjoyed
(12:28):
Cage's voice, and so I found the first thirty minutes
to be enjoyable, and then it just went so off
the rails for me that I was like, I'd rather
be watching anything else right now.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
I totally agree. It completely falls apart, especially by the end.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh my gosh, by the thunder Women or.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Whatever they're called.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, it was too much.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Too many ideas got done in this movie as they
went on, you know, and it was also confusing, is
to like the one time I kept trying to think, like,
what's the message like, because you know, the idea of
the movie is you have the Cruds, who are cavemen
who are meeting like the slightly next level of like
evolved people, the better man, the better men, the better
(13:09):
men of course, of course, and they like live in
a tree and they have like more you know, they
get a house and like more modern amenities, and they
sleep in rooms instead of the sleep pile, and and
they have privacy and toilets and all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But they made them to be like hippy assholes.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But then yeah, like the Cruds to be like annoying cavemen,
and I'm like, neither of these work, ye, so what
are we trying to?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I know, I like the central message of the movie, right,
is that guy is looking for tomorrow, like it's all
about tomorrow, and his parents told him to follow light
and find tomorrow, and he thinks tomorrow is going to
be a place, but in reality tomorrow is is deep
whatever is love. But that message is so lost.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So lost amongst everything.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't think that's the message.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Though, you guys used the message.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Wait, this is the I'm the capitalist cog machine that
we are all a part of and slaves to.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Oh you want to talk about that, talk about Peacock
not putting this fucking movie on their platform.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, I thought there could have been like a mixture
which they touch it like that, like a one percent,
But you would think, like, okay, The grander message of
the movie is like, okay, sometimes the older way of
doing things is better in some cases, and you can
also meld that with the new things, which they kind of.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do at the end.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
But again there's just so much other.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But they all just live in the.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
And then they all live there and they just take
down the wall, which was probably a bad idea because
you still want to be safe, but you can also
like a gate and leave.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
They killed they killed the monster, so things became safe. Now.
The movie begins with this like clash between cultures, right
of like a technologically advanced and a more primitive but
yet evolved culture like Robinson's. And then you got like
(15:13):
this seeming utopia where it's showing that, you know, when
humans are industrious and creative and use technology, you can
create a better life, a better habitat for your children,
more safety. But lurking beyond the wall in the shadows
(15:33):
is this monster that you don't know the face of, right,
And so he's collecting all of these resources just to
throw them over the wall at the monster that he's
too scared to look at. And that monster is taking
those resources the tribute, if you will, and passing the
(15:54):
buck upwards to another faceless monster that they're scared of.
And there's just a was a bigger hand coming in
to grab specific works so hard to cultivate, and it's
bananas b A N A N A S yes, And
(16:15):
it's just a euphemism for what our society is doing.
And the fact that we are so mad and disgruntled
about these hands coming in to take the piece of
the pie, when really, like do we even know is
coming in for the pizza pie.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
So I would like to say this if I may,
I thought you made a wonderful.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You may.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh, thank you, I thought you made a wonderful point.
I wish that the listeners could have seen how you
made it with your little rosy cheeks and your little
sprout of a stem coming out of your forehead. That's
very nice. Thank you zoom too. I would like, We're
gonna sprout, We're gonna I'd like to make a motion
(17:05):
to change the name of our podcast to the Banana.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Boys the Banana Boys, because I love.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Banana Boys. I could not get enough of the
Banana Boys.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I almost bought a banana.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Seamy sauna naked with his bros talking about bananas.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Salt milk or something.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Sharks milk, shark milk because of the land sharks.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
The sharks.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
They really don't go enough into the absurd with the
like the They had the wolf spider and the land
shark and the seven hundred foot baboon, but for the
most part they they kind of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
I wanted more yeah, which goes to A J's point.
We always want more yes and giving, and it goes
to other people who keep giving and giving into.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
To the end.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Now a j So what happens once we destroy in
the film the seven hundred foot tall baboon In real life,
supposedly the the the executives.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
In charge of capital will big wigs. Yeah, I will.
What do we? What do we?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That's that's what you think. See, we know who the
they're they're visible. They we know they take they put
their hands in the pot.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are we by using a zoom a.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Bigger hand that's putting its hand in the pot that
we don't know whose face?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Then it is yeah, right? What about? What about?
Speaker 4 (18:37):
What about the genius metaphor of the kid with the
window and it's just a TV anten that joke around
for the next started on that game started on.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That tablet, of of of a frame. Again, I want
to see the tablet, Show me the tablet.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And this is what I mean. They had twenty five
it's worth of jokes, and they used them all in
the twenty five minutes, and then they use them for
the other hour as well, because that was funny, Like
I actually thought that was funny looking out the window
and you're like, ah, the wind.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
TV.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. But then by the end of the movie, the
window is a little basket thing that's glowing, literally glowing.
And it's just too much. It's just way too much
like that character.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Literally, by the end of it, I think he didn't
even use words anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
He just said window. He just says window, window, window, window.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's a shame for my guy, Clark Duke too.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I know he got he got Clark duked.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Well, he's kind of a dummy anyway. And that, you know,
it's it's showing how kids are getting addicted to technology camp.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
But I get it what I get it?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wait, that's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Oh right, that is a better.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
And then they hit it over the head again and
again and again and again and not.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Have done it more times, just they couldn't.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
The very very very beginning of the film, I was
already sick because I'm just so tired of hearing Ryan
Reynolds's voice is a voiceover and movie. I'm so tired
of it because he doesn't do anything different. It's a
it's just his voice. It's just him, you know, mix
it up a little, you know about how about Page's voice?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
What did you what did you think about? Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Loved?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
There's nothing I like.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
I did like in the in the early part when
they when they first get there that it was kind
of funny. He just would just walk through walls casually
without making it.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And then he can't get out of a banana peel.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Can't get a bana peel though it's a strong banana peel.
How come the Peter dinklic freaked out so much whenever
he ate the first round of bananas, Like that was
for the tribute, but like if you watch it, there's
I mean hundreds of thousands of bananas.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, that's what Cage said, Like, that's what said, he
ate all of the bananas. You're underestimating cave people just
as much as Peter.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Dinkland did say I ate them all and then slapped
his belly. Yeah, so it's a good point.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Feel better, man, man.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I love Cage has some really good, good explosive lines
in this. I think the first one was like, uh, guy,
Ryan Reynolds character calls him man or bro or something
and he's like, I'm not your man, just kissed.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I loved Cage this.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, he was good.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
He even had a couple like you you're texting us
about your ketchup bottle going.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Hit a little bit of that in there too. You
had a little bos in there.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, he got he got emotional, you know.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
And then whenever they were first all sleeping there that
first time, everybody was in their own bed, and then
it cut to him and he was still trying to
do the cave pile sleep pile with just chairs and stuff,
and like, poor guy, he and his wife not just
originally be in a room together, but you know.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Whatever, she finally wanted her privacy.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, she wanted privacy. It's important. Got to have a man.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Then he walked into her and then he walked into
her room through the wall, and then he was like,
I'm gonna be with you. Now.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There was some sexual tension. I thought between Phil better
Man and and Grug did you feel that in the
in the sauna area? And then he did not. I thought,
I thought maybe it was going to turn out that
Phil better Man uh really just wanted Grug. Yeah, well
(22:51):
you wanted.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
B Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Unfortunately we didn't get that, but we did get Ryan
Reynolds being like, oh, I can speak punch monkey and
punching monkeys.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I don't dislike Ryan Reynolds. I gotta like him.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
I'm just tired of hearing that same exact voice in
like every movie.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Now it's everywhere. It's too much. Yeah, it's too much.
I say that's true.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I mean imagine being Blake Lively.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
She's got a lot going on these two to hear
it every night.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Did you want to speaking of Cage's voice, did you
want to set anything up?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yes? I would love to roll into the CLI clip
of the week.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Whoa he just pulling out all the all the ogs.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Wow, there was a great clip in here. I really
enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You got used the clip of the week's sound bit
in a long time.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Well break it out, baby, dust that ship off with
your beret.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
You can, and uh, get ready to open up your
ear holes to this clip here we have here, we
have three the three gentlemen get captured by the punch monkeys. Uh,
and Cage is talking a big game. He's like, don't worry, guys.
(24:26):
Once I get out of this log, I'm gonna beat
them all up. And uh, he gets immediately smoked by it.
Not only punch monkeys, but all of these types of
violent monkeys.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can't see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Where are they taking old type guy?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
As soon as we get out of this log, We'll
start swinging and punching our way to freedom. Puck fuck,
let's get this.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's not just punch monkeys.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
It's it's kitch monkeys, head butt monkeys, lo lolo monkeys,
pike monkeys, half tight monkeys, shoulders and punch tails, to tag,
prunch do race, stranglers, strange danglarsanglers, mount breethers, great squeezers,
dude with weird.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Eyes, dude with weird So I have to admit, I
mean that's a classic clip, right though.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh yeah, I have to admit. When I watched this
at work today, uh, someone came into my office at
that moment and I had taken my headphones out, so
I missed this whole thing. So when AG said there
was a clip, I was like, I don't know where
it is. So I'm glad that. I'm glad you picked
up on it.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
It's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the that's the cage
we want. That, that's the cage we need. That's especially
in an animated film where we don't get the you know,
physicality of a cage performance.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
That definitely scratched the itch right there.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
It was.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
So this movie was directed by Joel Crawford.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
This was his first movie he ever directed. I thought
it was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Well, you're an insane person, so that's what it isn't
like post and the animations, like the weird psychedelic breaks
where they're eating.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I thought it looked okay for dream Work, I didn't really.
I didn't think it was all there.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The chest hair.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean it was, yeah, there was chest there, I know,
but the animation it was like it.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Was like a lion's main flowing in the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I thought. I thought it looked just okay. I thought
there were times it looked really good, and I thought,
but something that did look really good and is also
kind of my audio clip of the week is So
when I went to watch this, I went to Disney
Plus because I thought it was on Disney, so it wasn't.
So I went to Peacock and I saw the Cruds
(27:18):
and I said, oh, well, surely if they have the
Cruds and the Crude Show, they surely have the Cruds too.
They didn't. So then I went to YouTube and I
tried to find it for free, and there is this
YouTube video the Cruds A New Age twenty twenty movie,
and I'm sorry podcast listeners, but it's an hour and
(27:39):
a half of this. This like paranormal activity, weird footage,
and then this is the audio.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
August twenty and sixteen acquisition of DreamWorks Animation.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
However, the project was revived in September two thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's this whole, It's the whole. It's an hour and
a half. I watched about thirty five minutes of it.
It's an hour and a half explanation of the lore
of this movie.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You're an insane person.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Thirty five minutes of that I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
I'm gonna watch the rest of later. I can't help myself.
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
It is the worst voice on the planet.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I do not understand how and why.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That is that twenty twenty film, or at least by Universal,
and it.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Was better than the movie in my opinion. Yeah, the Lord,
But anyway, that's my clip of the week.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
It's kind of funny to think of the lore of Caveman, like,
what's behind that? I mean, that's like the beginning?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Is that the low of Caveman?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah? I guess, So what's behind I guess?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The once once a tadpole, now a Caveman.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Viking Thunderbird Ladies. I don't know, but yeah, yeah, even flow.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
And uh special guest Eddie Bedder.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Wow, wow, I love your guitars.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
I'm not any bitterer. I'm any bitter.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Eddy's better man. And this is a wonderful I didn't
like that movie very much. I was pretty poor.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I couldn't I actually couldn't tell you did him? I?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Uh again, I did like the beginning, but by the
end it just falling apart. Yeah, not as bad as
grand Isle fell apart, but I.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Don't even remember grand I gave it a sixty three
and I don't remember it or sixty six. Yeah, I
don't even know what that movie is.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
The Hurricane and there was the Basement. Oh yeah, it
was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
But that was a really bad end. Yeah, not as
bad as this, but that was a bad ending.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
That ending was pretty bad because I really liked the movie.
This one was already okay, and yeah became a massive
or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What were what were those women called the moon Ladies?
Speaker 4 (30:05):
It was like the Thunderbird thunder Sisters, the thunder Sisters,
that's right.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah, which brings us to our Weekly Feminist hot take.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, this should be good.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Is it something that Lindsay started and now we're just
gonna who the hell is Lindsay?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Yeah that's all question.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Are you gonna do it and go ahead?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Or oh that's not my bit, that's her bit.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Okay, well she's not on the podcast, so uh.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Lindsay, it's it's it's time for your bit.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So the thunder if I was a thunder, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Lindsay's on the on the episode.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
You're gonna submit her little one minute recording on the
on the feminist hot take?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Were we?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You know what a You can take your reindeer as
space all right?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh yeah you're not anymore.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
You can tell us your feminist take on the crudes
a new.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Age, all right? I have a take. If I was
a woman and I was named bog Water as part
of the thunder moons, I would be furious. Also, where
was all that hair?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Why would you be furious?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
It was braided up? She had a giant like Princess
Jasmine braid the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, she had a braid the whole time.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
She had massive hair. It was just braided.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, huh.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
And I will say I think they exaggerated her amount
of hair a little bit.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
For I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It was a pretty realistic movie otherwise.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
So.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Guys, I didn'ts a little bit.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I didn't realize that prehistorical life was like that. I
had a completely different idea of what it was like.
But it didn't seem that bad even when they were
outside the wall.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I mean you there. Well I watched it.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
So I thought that, dude, I thought there was something
that fats about that food at first. Yeah, I think
it didn't look really like Why didn't they make it
look like actual fruit or delicious look like back in?
I promise.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Again, did you see the film? Because I saw it.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
If that's what it looked like, give me pesticides because
that looks terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, they enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
It looks ultra nefarious.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Do you think if you grug?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Do you think Grug got that first banana, the one
that was a trap. But what if it wasn't a trap?
Do you think he would have unpeeled it or do
you think he would have eaten it?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
No, I think he would have eaten it. But they
did unpeel all those other bananas. Because there's nothing but
banana peels left made me think about that, which was,
you know, surprising.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I thought they were only like a bit where he's like, oh,
it's the greatest most delicious thing ever he ate in
one bite, and they're like, oh, and he's gonna yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
But you know, you know monkeys, monkeys and apes they
peel their bananas. Yeah, they do it. Yeah, So if
they're peel and bananas, then you know who's the same.
Grug would enough, he's.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Not the smartest chip on the block, that's true.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I got nothing else to say about the literally nothing
to say about this. It's hard enough to talk about
animated movies. It's impossible to talk about them when one
person is pretending like it was a good movie.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Was It was entertaining as hell, let me tell you.
And it's an anti capitalist, pro feminist movement.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
We don't know why, but definitely you know what's entertaining.
Go to YouTube.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Most basic feminist take here is that the men get
themselves captured and the women go save their asses. They
don't just stay home them in their cocoons and pretend like,
you know, there's not a war going on. They go
kick some ass.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
It's truly interesting part of this movie is go to
YouTube and type been, I'm not going to watch that
Crudes to a New Age twenty twenty movie parentheses, last
movie slash or yeah, and and click on it and
listen to the history of dream Works and how this
(34:17):
movie came to be. And they actually even do some
cool quotes from the movie. So go do that.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Last time I took James's advice on a YouTube video,
I got rickrolled. So is that true?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Again? Is that true? I last YouTube video I saw
you was in twenty ten?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Was it? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I mean, that's last time a rickroll.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Probably, Well, I don't have.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I just called you Bill Hank. I was trying to say.
I was trying to say, you had to go see
Bill Bird, but I just I just called you Bill.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You know what's crazy.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
I even reached out to Bill before the show, asked
him if you wanted to come be a guest on this.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
He just said he wasn't. A The Crudes fan hit another.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
One the shame. If only we were doing Prisoners of
the ghost Land, he probably would have come on.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I bet he would have.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Ask him when you see him tonight, ask him about
King of Long Island.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He's excellent in that I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
It's not a good movie. It wasn't a good movie
until he showed up, and then that's an excellent movie.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
I'm gonna tell him.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
Hey, Bill, my friend on a podcast that we did
today across the country said you were pretty good in
a movie that was I said, excellent, excellent.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I'm sorry, he said excellent. He's I'm talking to him
live right now.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
On the other end, he's gonna go, what the fuck?
I Hey, how about we go into at.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
James.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Were there any goofs or gaps I hate?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm super glad you asked, because for the first time
in a long time, we have a billion goofs and.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Guys, look at a little smiley rein to your face.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You do look really cute.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I'm just I'm thinking about what Bill Burr would say
about this movie.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You would love this movie, You'd he would be Bill,
there's no comedian more woke than Bill Burr. And he'd
be right on the capitalist anti capitalist train with a
j I so, and he was.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
He hate the the feminist part of this movie? What
is this with these?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
I noticed that the whole time, Hank I kept wiping
out my screen.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
I thought, yeah, it's been driving me nuts.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Was that your Bill Burr? Impresson? Do you know what
Bill Burr sounds like? I'm Bill ba what's me? Notoriously
Boston Bill Ber?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Things that men can do?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
I'm a Boston, New York jew basically what you just said?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, Bil Burr, famed comedian.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah, well I like see you do better.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I can't, but hey, the fuut you're Bill Cosby? Please,
and then I'll get to my goops of gas if
it doesn't excellent, Bill Cosby, boy, it's got a lot
of bills in this bag.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
It's been retired. I got a lot of bills in
my bucket.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Do we want when people search Bill Cosby for our
episode of the Kruds too, to come?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Excuse me? The Banana Boys, the Banana Boys.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Okay, goofs of gas please. You would not believe how
many people took the time to write out goofs that
were continuity errors from the first one, the best movie
from the first movie.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
How do you remember the first movie?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, keep in mind, before I read Hardcore, before I
read this, fifty mark this as helpful. Okay, well, five
said on at around an hour to twenty six minutes.
When Sandy says boom Grug responds it's her first word. However,
in the first film she called him daddy at the
very end when he claims the same thing. Damn is
(38:11):
that not just a callback bit joke? Hello? Appearance number
two on the park. I'm not going to eat that
while we're recording. Do you think I'm gonna eat a
peanut butter rice cake?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Unbelievable? James, do you have a feminist take.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
On cruits to a New age? The men were probably wrong? Okay, great,
thank you wrong? All right, thanks for the rice cake.
The perfect podcast.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Geez get delivered a delicious snack and you just you
just rail under her and then ask her to demand
a feminist take from the movie. All right, your three
D glasses pop on her back that.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I'm trying to I'm fitting in with the old woman.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
James is being very suspect this whole, like we can't
see your eyes. You're being very uh, you know, aggressive
and demeaning.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
I'm going to query. I want to respond to the
query with my own and I'm gonna say, what was
that little.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Voic that can you not see my eyes? We cannot
see your.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
Eyes or do you see my eyes? But you just
don't understand Adries. Yes, thank you, Hank.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
I'm glad you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I knew Adrian did too, but hey, I'm glad hankd
it too.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I didn't know was bigger than prettically acclaimed music video.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, it's a pretty big deal.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Shout out.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
At around fifty minutes, when three men were kidnapped, feel better.
Man does not fall into the ground, but later, when
the women discover they've been kidnapped, there's a silhouette of
him in the ground. The one who fell was Grug
whose silhouette has not shown.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Okay, we're splitting hairs here, guys were splitting hair.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
At around forty six minutes. In the first film, Gran
is confused about the concept of a pet being an
animal you don't eat, stating that they call those children.
In this film, it is revealed that Grand's hair has
been a live animal all along, that she never ate,
essentially making it her own pet. There are so many
that I passed over people doing continuity errors from the
(40:41):
first film.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I don't you're hearing there's a wig.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
It was a wig animal and We don't know that
it was even an animal. It was alive, but it
was something.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yes it wasn't I did you know what I did?
Laugh when I got hit by the by the lightning.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
You laughed. I almost cried.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I was so sad.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
I was like, the one death in this kid's movie
is it can be Krant's old hair.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You know?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
I laughed? And I also I just was not paying
it close enough attention. Obviously, I forgot that it was
her hair, and so I thought we were just seeing
a cutaway of a random flying beast.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
But then she get got her hair at the end
of it, and whatever.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
That does look hot when she gets that, and I
love her abs.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yo, Grand's abs were crazy.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
This was This was or Statesman's last movie before her
tragic death.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
That's a shame that this had to be the last one.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Read some peace.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She died in January of twenty twenty one, at the
very young age of ninety four. Gone too soon.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
You think they're gonna they're going to write in her
death for cruds three.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Well, there's a Crud's TV show. And this is where
I got confused earlier.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Are any of our people in it?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I don't think she can't imagine. Yeah, no, I don't
think so. But it's all the same characters with none
of the people. Okay, this is insane revealing. So this
one's called revealing mistakes. This is what this category is called.
At around thirty five minutes, the gift basket that Uggah
(42:16):
had thrown over the wall after Hope walked away is
still in one piece and all of its contents are
still within it when Bunk finds it and brings it
back inside. I think that's like the joke. Yeah, you know,
I don't think that's a.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Over a different wall. She threw it over a completely
different wall than when they walked through the wall that
got destroyed. It's there.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
That's the continuity here, that's the continuity. There's also there's
also one Thunk manages to pull off part of Hope's
travel basket without breaking the basket or spilling its contents
all over the place.
Speaker 3 (42:55):
This is like a real, actual thing.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Man.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
A woman's hair is a bird, like you think that's real?
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Nice sitting wolf spiders that look like wolves.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
I mean, my all time, my all time favorite page
is twenty five minute Frosty the Snowman, where there's you
have to scroll for about a minute for all the
for all the errors left people wrote, such as all
the kids are wearing shorts out in the snow, all right.
A couple plot holes from this movie. A guy is
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seen wearing his old clothes near the end of the movie,
even though Hope better Man claimed to have burned them.
And guy has been living with the cruds for some
time now, so how can he or even her family
for that matter, not notice that she had a peanut toe?
And why did he not notice it when he was
dreaming of it very clearly visible? Oh wow, ribbled me
(43:55):
that I thought Guy did know about the peanut toe.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
No, guy did, but it wasn't manifest in her dreams
like she told them.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, she told me, she told the the.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh she told the lady about it, didn't she?
Speaker 2 (44:10):
She told Guy about it?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
But then it comes back as like the final callback.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I thought that was a good callback. I gotta say, yeah,
you don't have.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
A real joe. You're holding onto my joe.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
She's like, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
I like the first twenty five minutes in the last
seven of this movie was Peanuts. If this movie was
as long as Frosty the Snowman. I would have loved it.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, this is a short film, but yeah, that's it on.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's it on goops of guests.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
You didn't answer if they were any Gooules.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Oh I thought I did. Yeah, no, there's no sorry,
no gules.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's weird because I always think that.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
When I'm watching movies, I'm always expecting to see gules,
but I don't always you are, That's why I asked.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
And it's weird because you're always watching these movies through
the lens of a child, of course, and trying to
make sure you know that the child is okay with
with these movies. However, you're also you know, very into
the Google life.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yes, I really, I'm into the Google life. I am
the gool life.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
You are the ghoul. You have become ghoul in.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Many ways, but that you'll only find out more about
if you subscribe to our Patreon again for faster episodes
and goole life.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Well, hey, James, geez.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Ah uh, I'd like to move into a little segment
I like to call final thoughts.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
And kill me.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Should I start eating those rice?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Oh wait, look at look at a j's a little unicorns?
Speaker 1 (45:52):
So sweet unicorn, you look very sweet.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Don't start eating the rice cake because I just asked
you to give me your final thoughts.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
That's true, all right, I'll wait, Yeah, okay, here's my
final thoughts. Universal, if you're listening, if you're going to
start a streaming service and you're going to have one
of the movies in your I won't say franchise, but
you have a movie and a sequel, and you have
the first movie. And by the way, if this is
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a movie for kids, and if kids watch the first one,
allow them to watch the second one. I have Peacock.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Ah, Like, well, you don't you have a log in.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
I have a log into Peacock, and I log in
and I search crudes and I see cruds there. I
should also see Crudes to a New Age and not
your stupid ass show and the first Crudes and not
Crudes to a New Age. So all that's all, I'll say,
(46:59):
what's your rating? Oh yeah, so I lost ten points
for that. It gained twenty seven points for the first
twenty five minutes, and based on that conversion, it gained
(47:21):
another and a half points for the last seven minutes.
And so I'll raise you to the roundest number, and
I'll give it forty cages out of one hundred.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Okay, No, that all sounded logical, that makes sense, right, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, Hey,
j what about what about you? Peal well Unicorn?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Well, guy, I.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
I enjoyed this film. I think it was a hell
of a ride. I think it was beautifully artestulated and
not articulated. It was very well drawn, very well designed.
It had a lot of deep adult themes to teach
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the children about, you know, these more mature concepts of
female power and not giving the man what he wants
just because he wants it. Yeah, I'm gonna give this
an eighty two cages.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
You're given this higher than you gave the first one.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I did because this one had punch monkeys and kick
monkeys and pull over the bell monkeys in school.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
I stayed silent throughout all that because I thought maybe
if I let him talk it out, I'll realize. You
know what, I didn't really like this movie that much.
But I was wrong. I should have talked.
Speaker 4 (48:54):
Okay two Yeah, that's crazy. Well, first of all, I
would say this movie is okay for kids. I think
they're okay to watch it. They're not gonna they're not
gonna get spooked.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
They're not They're not gonna that they shouldn't see. Yeah,
there's no ghules.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Unfortunately, otherwise, I found the film to be subpar in Bland.
I found it was lacking in sizzle. There was no seasoning.
It was just meat and barely cooked at that. And
I don't mean in a rare way. I mean and
they just they just threw it on something well done
a minute, you know, well that would be more cooked.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Uh oh, henk, you have talked yourself into a corner
on this one.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
I find your attitude subpar in Bland, and I think
it's not seasons. I was mostly bored with this film,
and I'm gonna forget it, probably by tonight.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
So I'm going to give it a what did they
give the fir one forty eight?
Speaker 4 (50:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Forty eight?
Speaker 2 (50:02):
I'm going to give this one a forty seven.
Speaker 4 (50:06):
Okay, wait, hold it, hold the record, hold it. I'm
going to give it a forty nine. Whoa, because I
just realized I liked I liked Peter Dinklage a lot.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
He was Yeah, he was pretty good. He was pretty
good as the weirdo hippie asshole. Guy, I give him that, so.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Okay, okay, So that means I gave it a forty.
Hanky gave it a forty nine. Agent gave it a
eighty two, which brings it to fifty seven cages out
of one hundred. So if I just do a little
boot bop the doop badoopy boots around, I.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Can't see your It's just very hard to But I
can see your eyes.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I told you before you had death eyes, you could see,
but you didn't understand that you could see.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Man.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, now that you've taken the way, you can see.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Okay, we always lean right here. It's Akerman.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's true. That's true, except for feminist Hillary voter aje.
Fifty seven brings it to a tie at forty nine
with Ye with Pay the Ghost, which is a movie
I've never heard of, and Snowden remember which, by the way, again, Snowden,
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Hank gave a thirty eight. I gave it fifty two.
A gave an eighty. So every time we land up
fifty seven, it's because AG's being an idiot, because I
like it. But that that puts this movie one point
behind another three way tie. That trust Bernie and Rumblefish,
and it puts it one point ahead of bringing out
(51:56):
the Dead.
Speaker 4 (51:57):
Pay the Ghost was the one where his kid gets
abducted at the Halloween outdoor.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and he has to pay the ghost.
That was our first school, right, yeah, and yeah, this
movie is eight points and twelve spots behind the first cruise. Okay,
so there you have.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Sometimes sequels work, sometimes they don't. You know, what are
you going to do?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
But I think what's important is, well, you guys both
gave it a higher score than the first. I'm the
dissenter here.
Speaker 4 (52:27):
Yeah, I almost gave it a lower score. But then
I remember Peter Dinklin.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
That's important too.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
And you said, wait a second, Yeah, he's way taller
than I thought he was. Now that did throw me
a little bit. He's not that tall in real life.
But nonetheless he carries himself in a beautiful way.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Voice. That's true. Maybe that is why the baboon was
so massive, because Grug is actually like three foot ten and.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
The rest of that as an episode on this movie.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
We should do tiptoes.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
We should do tiptoes. We should do I don't care
if we've more.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Than I don't think has ever seen it? We should
probably do.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
It's so it's it's Gary Oldman in the Role of
a Lifetime and.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
The Role of God. A video about that.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yeah, I have Matthew McConaughey tiptoes.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
Well, James, what the heck are we watching on the
next one? Yeah, but we've got a we're watching Scooby Do.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
We are Where are you? That is the Flintstones. Yeah,
Scooby Do. I got excited, but he said Scooby Doo.
It's not Scooby at all this movie?
Speaker 4 (53:46):
You know.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
That was Adam Sandler.
Speaker 2 (53:52):
Oh, that guy's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
So we've got a much anticipated reunion in this movie
that we're watching. Its Nicholas Cage reuniting with Nick Cassavides.
Can anyone tell me what Nick Cassavides was it?
Speaker 3 (54:09):
No, Captain Curly's Mandolin.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
No, he is the.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Henchman John Travolta's henchman in Face Off, or I guess
Nicholas Cage's henchman face.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
The reunion I've been waiting for for so long.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
This is the one we've all been talking about. It's
also got Sophia Bull who's in Kingsman's Secret Service. He's
got knives for legs or whatever. It's called Cruisers the
Ghost Land. I have seen this movie. I do not
remember a thing about it. A notorious criminal must break
an evil curse in order to rescue in a in
(54:44):
abducted girl who has mysteriously disappeared. If you want to
watch this for free, you can watch it on a
MC plus, which I'm sure everyone has. I was.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
I haven't seen this or two be but I was
when it was announced. I was looking forward to it
because it sounded awesome. Yeah, and I ended up just
not seeing it. And now I'm worried it's going to
be like jiu jitsu or I thought it was going
to be awesome and end up being a low budget nightmare.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yeah. I can't help but think you made the right
choice by not saying it. But yeah, we'll see. I
can't say for certain.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, well yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (55:15):
Mean, hey, that's the Crud's a new age here on
the wickermn again. Subscribe to the Patreon for more full
length uh wicker and what's your foot?
Speaker 3 (55:29):
Pick?
Speaker 1 (55:29):
Only fans called again only.
Speaker 4 (55:31):
Feet only feet that's right? Yeah, I got the username
of anyone else could That's right. I was really proud
of that.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
One feat Leaf Fans Fat Featly.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh yeah Featly that's the competitor.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah, Well fellas, we did it again. Thank you avid
listeners for all of your dedication and support. It means
the world to us. And I'm glad that you like
our posters we put up every week. Yeah, I you know,
just keep following our social media is for all the
big updates ye that we do here at this private
(56:08):
LLC entity.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
And as we always say to end every podcast.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah but guy, you guy, you guy.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
Nailed it. Nailed it.
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