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i'd further do. Let's get intothe week, guys. We had some
bad beats this week too. Don'tget it twisted. Man. The Cowboys
sold us sold us. See.I'm a huge Cowboys fan. Listen.
I've been a Cowboys fan for mywhole life. I haven't even told you
guys a story about me getting mybutt with by my dad back when I
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was into a seventh grade, eighthgrade. I don't know what grade I
was in. I was I wasyoung. Might have been high school.
It might have been early high school. I don't know, maybe early high
school. I punched a hole inthe wall. Whenever Tony Romo couldn't hold
a field goal, That's when Idid it. That's when I did it.
Holding the wall. Cowboys has beendriving people up a wall. I've
been putting holes in the wall becauseof the cowboys since I've been a young
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yen. And guess what these cowboysis still gonna do that to you guys,
man name that's what they are,the cardiac Cowboys. They're gonna get
y'all heart attack man. But theysold us this week. And it's all
good though, you know what I'msaying, because they weren't the only team
that sells sold me, so Icouldn't mean I was mad, but I
was already sold. And that wasin the early game. The Jacksonville Jaguars,
you're trash. I got three JacksonvilleJaguars on my fantasy team, and
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guess what they're blowing it. CalvinRiley came out could week one. ETN
is holding up his side of thebargain. ETN is carrying me at the
running back position because say go on, Barkley sent Jack, say go on,
Barckley's injured, so you know,eat and I can't be too mad
at you. But but but butCalvin Riley, because of your quarterback,
Trevor Lawrence. Anybody like Trevor Lawrenceis shun Shine sun Yah from Remember the
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Titans. But he's not. He'sout here looking like trash the week the
game you had this weekend, TrevorLawrence, it was trash man, a
disgrace to Georgia. I'm a georgeboy, and uh and you're disgracing the
state right number. You're not playingwell, you're from You're from Ga right.
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We some dogs down there, man. I need you to get down.
I need you to get you getto get on your Let me stop,
let me stop, But I needyou to get on your stuff.
Man, I need you to geton your stuff. I need you to
turn things around for this franchise andfor my fantasy team. Please thank you.
But you definitely sold us, man, You definitely sold us this week
but we won't. We won't harpon the bad beats. But we won't
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harp on the bad beats this week. We won't. I mean, like
I said, it was some goodbeats. But it's hard to be down
when you won five K on Saturday. It's hard to be upset when you
won five K on Saturday, whenSaturday, when five K was one on
Saturday, it's hard to be youknow, in the dumps or like,
you know, too far down andout when you have already won five K
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going until Sunday. So just gettingthose those bad beats on Sunday, you
know, it was it was annoyingbecause even though we would have loved to
make more money, but we stillmade money on the week. And we
had some some bangers. We hadsome bangers. I gave away some bangers,
some touchdowns I gave away last week. Definitely some overs I gave away
last week. On the website,they all hit man. So listen,
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I further, Ado, Man,let's get into this week's top five,
Top five, top five in thefirst game of the week. Guys,
it is the Thursday night game.Let's break it down, man, let's
break it down the Thursday night game. We got the Detroit Lions in Lambeau
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going up against the Packers. AllRight, The spread here right now is
Tuesday. The spread is minus onethe Lions. I can see that moving.
I can see that moving. Theunder it's forty five and a half.
M I don't know. I don'tknow about that. We got a
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lot of injuries in this one.We got some potential game injuries affecting teams
on both sides of the ball,especially the Packers. Many they're gonna be
without Aaron Jones. Christian Watson isstill he's still up up for craps.
I don't know here, man,I gotta pick here that I'm loving,
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and I think it's gonna be theteam total for the Detroit Lions. I
think they put up more than twentytwo points here in this spot. Last
time I check, I think that'sthe best where the line was. I
think the last time I check,I think the line was at twenty two
twenty three. I'll take it upto twenty three and a half. I'm
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still taking it. I gotta Igot an odds boost on my on my
on my bedding up, I havean odds boost on fan duels, So
taking that probably locking it, takingthat, taking those winnings into the weekend,
into the freaking weekend. Drink tothat ya yay, straight up,
straight up. I'm thinking that thatis the play here. There's gonna be
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a lot of props, man,these prime time games. Ah, Man,
the under on these prime times games, it's hitting at a sixty three
percent click. A lot of peoplepreaching that on TikTok, a lot of
people preaching that on Insta, alot of people preaching that on Twitter,
my bad, on x A lotof people preaching yet that under. I
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don't know, man, I'm gonnaprobably trying to stay away from that under
from that down none. Now,I'm probably gonna stay away from that,
man. But I'm liking this gamehere, dude, this I think that's
a lot of potential for an actualour first good Thursday night game of the
week. It's been the rest ofthese games have been underwhelming, to say
the least, to say the least. They've been under they've been underwhelming,
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and I think that we actually geta good one here. It's a short
week for both teams. Obviously theyplayed Sunday, but I think that they
have enough explosive offense. Gibbs onthe Lion's side, Saint Amron st.
Brown said, he's played with histurf toe thing before. He's been down
done that this has already been somethingthat he's played with before, and it
showed. He came out Sunday andit didn't show any kind of lack luster
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performance. He played up to par. You know, they got them.
The ball is a fishing is.They could and he did well. I
think he did good show. Ithink he showed that he definitely can play
with this injury. You know,Jared Golf doing Jared Golf things. Still,
I think that this is a decentoffense. I think that they definitely
can put up the points needed toget to that twenty three and a half.
If you're gonna tease it up,I think they can get there.
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I think that they can get there. Man, second game in a week
in this top five, top five, top five, Hey man, we're
gonna check out the Dolphins in theBills. Let me get him, Hey,
let me get him. Hey,let me get him. Shoot shoot
up? Hey see that. Hey, this is gonna be a shootout,
man. Shout out to my boysoldier. Boy man, he had to
be there to know. You knowwhat I'm saying. It was two thousand
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and now with seven let me shootshoot out. Hey, this is gonna
be a shootout, man. Listen, this is going to be a shootout.
We got a fifty three and ahalf game total plus two Dolphins spread
from what I just watched the Dolphinsdue to Denver embarrassing, embarrassing that he
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that is Listen, that was embarrassing. Man. That team, just that
team showed you that that head coachis literally hem he's he, he's he.
He's definitely got an offensive scheme that'sgonna be working. I think that
the Bills are gonna have to keepup with these guys that Josh Allen showed
you last week. And listen,I'm big time man. This is a
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this is an all time arm andI'm slanging that thing. Bro. What
are you talking about? Man?Cluse I'm out man stripping pause. That
was wow, he yo, thatwas crazy. But seriously, he They're
showing you that this over might betoo low, might be too low.
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Fifty three and a half. Thatmeans what I only have to put up
twenty five if I'm the Bills,because I have the they have the Dolphins
winning at plus two and a half, you only have to put up twenty
five and a half. Twenty sixpoints is the Bills to get that to
get that total. Listen, Ithink that this total goes drover. I'll
take the over here in this spot. The Dolphins recent performance it was just
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I mean, it was just twojaw dropping you know. Yeah, I'm
bugging yo, stop it, letme stop listening. Pause pause on that
one. But seriously, it's it'sit was crazy. It was crazy to
watch. But the Dolphins still havea key injury out there, like Waddle.
But if they bring Jalen Waddle bad, how do they not score thirty?
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I don't know, man, I'mloving this spot. I'm taking the
over, taking it the OVERA nextgame, Top five, top five,
top five, Okay, man,I got the Browns in the Ravens Division
game. These games are always playedso tight, these division games, man,
they always come down to the lastpossession, especially between these two teams.
But guess what, the Browns aremissing somebody. The Browns are missing
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Nique Chubble Love Rubble Chubble, butanother Georgia board. But they missing Nick
chub Man. He's looked like he'sgonna be out for the season. So
you know, the Ravens, theyaren't looking as good as people thought they
were gonna look that dead injury theysuffered from there running back to start the
season was a big one. Twoearly in the season was a big one
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for the Ravens. So both teamsare very heavy run dependent teams. Their
offensive schemes running through the run offense. I think that they still try to
run the ball on both sides.Both defenses in this spot can keep the
opposing offense on their heels and movingvery very slowly in the direction of the
end zone, if that makes anysense. I'm taking it under hill under
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forty six and a half. I'mtaking it under. We'll probably get a
seventeen twelve or seventeen fourteen. Maybein this spot. The over is the
over under is forty one. Theydidn't even give you the half. No
hook, yeah, because it's gonnabe a low scoring one here, guys,
I'll take the under. They gotthe Browns under in this spot.
I don't have them hitting that over. Like next up, top five,
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top five, top five, nextup? Man, we got another division
game. But who that? Whothat who that said they're gonna beat them?
Saints going up against the Buccaneers.Saints got him at home. Here,
guys, their car down, mandown, landing on the shoulder,
messages joined up. Who didn't seethat coming? I did? But I
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digress. We'll talk about that anothertime. Right now. I want to
give you these picks. Guys.Check this out. We got the Bucks
going up against it, these Saints, James Winstey not mister. We eating
ws and crab legs. W's andcrab legs. Baby, that's what we're
eating. That's what we're doing.Around a year, mister motivational from the
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sideline, bitch. Everybody had thatperson on their team. Bro, y'all
remember that person. You played collegeboy, you played high school bou.
Everybody remember that guy. Bro,You're not gonna play buddy, sit down,
beat it. You're not that guy. Pall, trust me, you're
not that guy. Okay, yeah, you absolutely, I mean not unless
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somebody gets hurt, you know,Honestly, you can get on the field
if somebody gets hurt. But JameisWinston here is going up, gonna be
going up against the Buccaneers defense,who's looked pretty good this year. I'm
liking their defense. I think theycan win some games. They got a
potential to do well in this division. It's a it's a it's up in
the air. Oh. I'm aatl boy, by the way, you
know, I'm at Yale through andthrough Zone six, East side, stand
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up twenty one, Gucci. I'mbothered over there from the east side.
Man. You know what it is. If you know, you know.
But I'm a Georgia boy and alot of my buddies. Man, they
love the Atlanta Falcons. They lovethe Atlanta Falcons. Every year, met
them, falcons, laying them falcons. Beat it. Oh, I got
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Get out of here, man,because at the end of the day,
at the end of the day,the Falcon's gonna falcon, The Hawks
gonna Hawk the only people that theBraves gotten themselves aid. The Braves ain't
gonna play where they gonna win somethey win some world series they had.
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Braves ain't gonna brave no more.But I just have to turn for them
too. For a long time backwhen I was growing up, when I
was in the aid, going tothese games, playing dreamcast in the little
Dreamville whatever. Listen, the Bravesused to brave the thirteenth straight. Pennance
Caine win a World Series is crazy, It's insane. But anyway, I
digressman. We got some concerns aboutMarshawn Lattimore covering Mike Evans is gonna be
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a big one. I got MikeEvans for any time touchdown in this one.
I think that he going to getthat. He's gonna get that he's
definitely in a good spot here wherehe can score. He Baker's shown you
this year that he's gonna throw tohim, and if Baker's thrown to him,
He's gonna catch it. He hada bad game Sunday and still did
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well. Listen, I'm love atanytime touchdown from Mike Evans in this spot.
Lock it in. And last,but not least, top five,
Top five, Top five. Wegot the game of the week for me.
Easy money right here. This iseasy money, guys. We got
the Chiefs in New York the Jets. Dad is we got the Chiefs visiting
the Jets. Man, listen,I think that the Chiefs are clearly significantly
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favored in this spot minus nine anda half. I'll take minus thirteen and
a half. Give me two touchdowns. Why are we stopping at ten points?
Why are we giving them a touchdownin the field? Go give me
two touchdowns? Because the Chiefs aresignificantly better on offense than the Jets.
How can the Jet score on thisChiefs defense? I don't see it.
That quarterback for the Jets. Dowe gonna say his name Joe Nameth?
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No, it's not Joe Navith.Joe Namath came out and even said sit
Zach Wilson A S S D Ow N sit them down? Man,
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out of here. Man, Idon't know, Aaron, they said Aaron
Rodgers was giving this guy praises.I'm gonna come in this season, you
know, after I go on myIowatska trip and then yeah, no,
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we're gonna do. Things are differentaround here, and I'm gonna be the
mentor that I need to be.Pat McAfee, Nah, beat it,
listen, check this out. Thisnigga is not good, Garrett, I
mean, Zach Wilson is not good. Aaron Rodgers, You're not You're a
bad value of if talent. Ifyou thought that you were gonna be winning
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things and passing it on to thisguy because he's not good. So,
Aaron Rodgers, when you're done,don't go into the front office. Just
just go ahead and go into thewilderness and dudes rooms and black rooms.
Do your think it's fun? Youknow, I'm not saying that you can't.
But look, long story short,here, check this out. Guys.
The Chiefs are gonna beat the dog, piss down legs of these Jets.
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The Jets suck. I don't seethem putting up a touchdown here,
maybe two field goals. Maybe twofield goals six points. Maybe they they
may luck and get a touchdown.I give ta Breese Hall. Is that
guy, Breese Hall is pretty good. He can get into the end zone.
I give him ten. I givethe Chiefs thirty five. You got
a ten thirty five game. That'sover forty two. By the way,
if you miss that, that's mypig. That's my pick over forty two
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and a half here. I thinkthe Chiefs can, dang there put up
that by themselves. They probably putup thirty eight just because you know,
I'm I'm gonna put a perfect scorein. I'm gonna say I'm gonna put
in thirty five to ten, andthen and then they'll go win thirty eight
to ten, and then my battleloose. So I'm saying that I like
to over here. So take theover guys, like, that's mash your
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pass. This is where I giveyou guys players, and then I tell
you whether they're in a smash spotor a pass spot. How's mash your
pass? First up, we gotZack Moss. Guys, Zack mass of
their coats. Listen, when theColts get Jonathan Taylor back, I might
put some sprinkle, some funyuns andsome money uns on the Coats to win
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that division. Straight up, they'relooking like the best team and they don't
even have the best player. I'mjust throwing that out there. But Zack
Mars. Back to what I wassaying, he has the second largest snap
share over the last two weeks ateighty seven percent. That's overall backs,
guys. So he's trending upward.And if you ask me if how's mash
your pass, he's in a smashspot. Guys, if you're doing DFS
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fantasy this week, you might wantto be checking on Zack Moss because he's
been overperforming that value that he's beenthat price he's been given. He's definitely
in a smash spot. He isdefinitely in a smash spot. I'm loving
him. That old line for theIndianapolis Colts Man, they looking good,
reminding me is the old the olddays. I know, Jonathan Taylor like,
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man, I shouldn't just came andplay get nah nah nah, get
that and get your money, getyour money, get your money. But
hopefully they bring them Batman and theythey can just really love connection. I
can see a love connection. TheGM came out for the Indianapolis Colts and
he was like, you know,Jonathan, you're looking sexy. Get him
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sign man, get him sign man, get him signed. I think that
they can get him signed. Jonathanlooking back at the gym, like,
oh, that's that that old line. Trying to get it Jay. We
can run it up, run ittogether, make a hey. But back
to what I was saying, ZachMons is in a crazy spot. He's
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in a smash spot until Jonathan Taylorgets back and then jack sonon and Taylor's
gonna be a world be So ifyou don't have him in your fantasy,
try to trade for him. Maybeif you have a James Connor and Terry
McLaurin, you might want to slidehim those two people. See if it
works, smash your pass all right. Next up, guys, we got
Joshua Kelly from them Chargers. I'ma pass. I'm gonna pass here.
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Not only is Eckler gonna be backsoon, but Kelly's seeing what fifty six
yards on a hundred and two snapsover the past two games. Bye,
I'm de rostering him. They gotWeek five by looming in the in the
in the background. In my fantasyleague this past weekend, the dude I
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played started Joshua Kelly. He startedJoshua Kelly. Guys. I told him,
I said, listen, I'm gonnabeat you, and he's like,
oh man, I'm getting my teamlooking good. I'm like, Bro,
you have Joshua Kelly. It's yourr B one. It was at this
moment that he knew he fucked up, Like what, you can't beat me.
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I'm three and oh by the way, three and oh by the way,
so I'm coming for you everybody.Some people were talking mad stuff just
going into this season. Bro,I drafted Bijean first round. He was
like, stupid, But guess whoI got? Got Sa Kwan in a
second team looking straight team looking straight. But Sa Kwan is injured right now.
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But I digress back to the Smashyour pass. Listen, pass on
josh Joshua Kelly, get him offof your lineups, get him out of
your fantasy a lot of DFS lineups, and do not bet on him.
Those are three things that I wantto tell you about Joshua Kelly because he's
definitely in a past spot. Smashyour pass Tyler als Yer he's in a
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past spot. He's only seen aboutthirty one percent of the snap shares.
That's nine touches last week. Bijeanis that guy. We told you he
was gonna be that guy. He'sthat guy. So guess what I'm gonna
pass on Al's year. Week one, he came out, They gave him
all these goal line touches or whateverwhatever. He looked good. Nobody was
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starting him then and nobody should bestarting him now. So be so so
Tyler Al's year, he's in apass spot. Smash your pass? Would
we go in breaking? Would wego in breaking? Now we late?
Listen, I'm showing my age.Listen. Check this out, Rico Dow,
all of them be analyst, Cowboysstraight up this this man looks good.
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He Rico Dow looks like Tony Pollard. Look when Zeke was running,
the Cowboys stayed with a running backon the heels of a running back,
seriously man keeping him. Boys onthey on their heels. Listen. Rico
Dow is in a smash spot.If you can't if he if you can
find him on the waiver wire,I pick him up because he's being He's
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an injury away from being an RBtwo straight up, Tony Pollard goes down,
which is possible because the Cowboys gonnaKyle boy. We already lost our
best you know, we had aspirationsof going to the super Bowl after two
games, but what matchic these happens. We lose our best corner. Because
that's what that's what happens. We'recursed, absolutely cursed. And I and
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I hope Polo stays healthy. Butthis is an NFL and who knows,
but if but if he if hedoesn't Rico Dallas quickly in RB two,
smash your pass. He's in aHe's in a smashpot fire fire, fire
ain't right now? Fire fire yourpick of the week, it's the fontaine
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Fire your pick of the week.I can't give, I gotta give.
I got a gift, and it'sDeAndre Swift. DeAndre Swift. Guys,
he is the Fontaines five fire pickof the week. You got DF fest
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throw him in there, you gotfantasy, put him in there, you
got bets, you got Parlays,put him in there. Because this guy
right here is clearly the number one. And I don't understand what the offensive
coordinator or the offensive coaches we're seeingin camp this year, DeAndre Swift has
literally been the best player on offense. Hot take better than your d my
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bad pause pause pause, better thanthe defense he is. Everybody was raving
about this defense, but with sin, DeAndre Swift is on that field.
Dude, he sixteen touches one hundredand thirty nine yards Russian, seventy percent
of the snaps before the fourth quarter. That's what it's. That's what it's.
That's what he was at. That'scrazy offense, bro, coming from
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your running back. Shout out tothe on line doing a thing. But
the man got to run the balltoo. Listen. He is in a
smash spot this week. He isthe fire pick up the week this week.
So if you're doing anything when itcomes to DFL, that's like I
said, put him in your lineups. You want to find a good prop
for him anytime touchdown, anytime anytimetouchdown. Maybe I'll take it. Seriously,
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DeAndre Swift in this spot, man, you gotta lock him in.
Here is this week's fire pick ofthe week. Fire fire, Fire,
ain't right now, fire fire pickof the week. Time I need it's
the fun change fire your pick ofthe week. Ray swift, lock'em
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in, get a pick. It'sa loop. All right, man,
It's time for you guys to youknow what, don't talk me off the
ledge this week, because I'm takingsomebody up to the ledge and I might
just throw him in there instead oftalking me off. So I know the
segment is called taught me off thatleg, tap me off that led.
I know it's talked me off ofthat ledge, but talk me off of
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throwing this person off the ledge.Listen, Derrick Henry? Who talking about
a precipis am I Steve? Theyy'all talk about a precipitous drop off?
Listen? What the hell is goingon in Tennessee? I mean, I'm
in Chattanooga, lived in Nashville forabout six years. But listen, Derrick
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Henry, where are you? Seriously? Where's the offensive line? This man
saw twenty nine percent of the snapshareaccount. Bro. What the heck is
going on? Is Derek? Something? Is there an injury that we don't
know about? But talk me offthe ledge? Listen. Hit me up
on Twitter it is Fontaine's five lloc. Hit me up on Instagram. It's
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the same threads, same reddit.Farontains five lloc listen, if hit me
up anywhere social people are talking andtell and talk me off of I shouldn't
give Derrick Henry away for free,seriously talking me off the LEDs because I'm
done with him. I'm done withhim. I have him in my second
league. This man hasn't done nothing. He's the top he was a top
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ten fantasy pig. Look what's goingon. I only took him because I
was in the eighth spot and peoplewere jumping over and taking bull taking all
of my plays. Man, Icould not take Derek Henry at eight.
Right at eight, I thought hewas gonna be able to at least eat.
He didn't eat. I took himat eight. Now I'm late for
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my fate. And that's my Hewas winning my fantasy league and it's and
I'm never gonna get there with thisguy. I'm thinking about giving him over
eight. But I need you guysto tap me off that led. All
right, guys, it's time forthat part of the part where we try
to get the deal. All right, it's gonna be deal or no deal.
This is what I'm about to callsomebody in one of my fantasy leagues.
I'm about to try to finish there. I'm about to try to finesss
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him. I'm about to try tofinesss him because I need a deal.
I need a quarterback, guys,I got I took the strategy of you
know, I was gonna I tookthe strategy off. I was gonna take
a quarterback late, try to getsome talent up front, maybe move some
people around. I got the talent. Now my team is stacked offensively.
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I just don't got a quarterback thatcan probably win it for me. So
this week is Week three. Igot just in the fields. Guys,
So he I thought he was gonnabe I thought he was gonna boom for
me. Man. Research suggested ithe was going to do that. But
he hasn't panned out for me sowell this far this season. So it's
time for deal or no deal?Was that handing man that you got for
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me? Man? I listen,I need a deal, bron you got
for me this? I don't needa deal, right, I need to
steal. Listen, man, I'mabout to check. Listen, I'm about
to check your teeth. Trying torob somebody in a nice food you said,
what you I'm trying to rob somebody, na na, I ain't trying
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to rob you. I seriously,man, I ain't trying to rob you.
But I'm just trying to get adeal done. Man. I feel
like we can get a deal done. I feel like, na, no,
no, no, you got alisten you you got a nice little
line up, But I can getyou better though. That's what I'm trying
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to tell you. We made madea trade with and what you got from
I ain't made a trade with nobodyyet. You know what I'm saying.
I'm just looking at my roster.I'm looking at your roster. I'm like,
you know what, my boy Davidgot a little bit, he got
a little bit going for himself,but I got something that like, you
know, Justin Field's going up againstDinner this week. Did you see did
you see what Miami did the Denverlast week? Seventy points? That's the
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storic, man. That's why they'tgonna come back with benchons dog. You
know. Do you know that thehead coach for Miami was a ball boy
for the Broncos and seventy three.He had to score seventy three to get
the NFL all time record for themost points in the game, but he
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tied it at seventy. He didn'twant to. You're talking about killing somebody
with kindness. Bro, That's likeI ain't never heard of no ship like
that. I hear you. ButI definitely would have. I definitely would
have kicked that field though. Butthat's what I'm trying to take. Listen.
I don't care how much vins didyou come back with. Bro,
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It's no way that Justin Fields don'tput up twenty five this week. Bro.
No, Bro, you can't convinceme. Brother. The mother was
so motivated to bounce back from thatship. Bro. All right, Okay,
you know they didn't laugh that.They know they didn't laugh that.
I heard they sleeping at the facility. I heard him, nigga scared to
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go home facility. Listen. I'mtrying to get a deal to listen.
I know you want to make someshape, Bro. I got listen.
I got James Connor for you.He's he's the he's the top five running
back in the league. But peoplethought James fact that, the fact that
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top seven, the fact that hewent off the last two games, let
me know he about to be broken. Stop the cap. You know James,
you know James Connor, stop thecamp. Listen. What I'm trying
to tell you is if James againstlisten, I trade for trade and let
me let me go. Listen,listen, you got Jetta. I know
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Jetta's off limits, right is up? He off limits? Okay? Right
now, I need to speaking tothe phone. I can't hear. I
could barely heat. I said,as of right as it. Right now,
he's off limits. So check thisout. Let's do this. Let
me pull up your roster right here, Let's do it. This is what
I like. This is what Ilike to hear. Right now, I'm
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gonna listen. Kareem Hunt ain't readyyet. He's not ready yet. Huhne.
He might be, but he ain'tready yet. So until he gets
ready, let's do this. I'llgive you job for Josh Allen and Kareem
Hunt. You need to upgrade attight end, don't you? Yeah?
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But man, you getting me JustinFields just fucking makes me soft. Nah,
I don't, but I'm telling you, listen, he's going that.
You ain't got nobody else do youwant? Do you want? Listen to
me? You want? Justin Fieldsis a late bloomer bro. He did
the same thing last year. Youdon't remember last year he was getting seventeen
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sixteen and then the last eight gamesbroke. He was going to try.
You want me to mess up mythree year old record? Is that what
you're saying? What I'm telling youthis is, this is why it's important
for you to make a deal withme this week, because you're not gonna
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beat me. It's not gonna happen. You're not beating me. So what
I'm telling you is, let's goahead and make you better for weeks to
come, because I'm gonna beat youwith Justin Fields, so it don't matter.
I know. The only reason I'mthe only reason I'm even willing to
make this trade now is because I'mlike, you know what, He's not
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gonna beat me. He knows that, So let's go ahead and get this
deal done right now to where nextweek it ain't looking like Damn, he
beat Devin you know na, nowhe helping Devon out. Nah, he
beat Devon before, and now hehelped Devon out before he beat him.
Do you see what I'm It looksgood, It looks it looks on the
up and up. You feel me? Joys Justin Josh Josh avon you on
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Justin Fields. You're talking about givingme, John said, I said Jonathan
Connor. Jonathan listen, Jonathan Connoris silent. What do you mean He's
the James Connor James Connor for JamesConnor Justin Fields, And I'm upgrading your
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tight end for Josh Allen Kareem Huntand I'll take Juwan Howard. I won't
even take domon shows from you.I take a tight end off your bench.
You're gonna get value for the tightend I'm giving you, right the
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number two tight end in the league, Sam Reporter, next to Travis Kelsey.
That's an upgrade. Now you cango trade dom Shawltz to somebody that
has nobody. I'm giving you value. Let me see, let's see.
Let's see what Let's see what's goingBoom boom. See what it looked like.
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Oh, I don't want to giveup the port ports. They analyzer
saying you went in this trade.Oh, this is a horrible trade for
me. This is a horrible tradefor me. You're getting the Look at
this, Look at this you're getting. You're getting the number two tight end,
the number seven or eight running back. I might to be I might
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need some more, Devin, Imight. I thought I was doing you
were solid. I'm doing myself aninjustice. I don't know if. I
don't know if I can make thistrade. Man. I thought I could
do it, but I don't know, man, because running backs is so
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they they're so scarce, and Ihappen to have good. What happens if
bjar goes down, we can stillwork out a trade. I I feel
like we can get a deal done. I want to get it done,
but I don't know if I cando that one, because they're they're saying
I'm getting royally eft. It don'tmatter what you mean, it don't matter.
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It matters. Oh now, don'tmatters matter. I mean, I'm
trying to do a deal that's goodfor the both of us, not just
good for me or just good foryou. We both gotta get better.
I think we both can get better. I can get you better at the
tight end spot. You can getme better at the quarterback spot. But
I'm getting you better at the runningback spot. You got Gibbs in and
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Kareem Hunt. Did I miss something? You accepted the trade? You said
it? What you saying? Youputting the hot spot on me. I
listen, I'm calling you. Youcan't put the hot spot on me.
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You ain't sitting a trade of Idon't set a trade you cavine, I
did you ain't saying nothing, bru. It's man trying to finang on me.
I'm trying to guy, ain't makeus both better and you're trying to
get out. I go back anddo it again, y'all. Clear clearly
it didn't work. All right,guys, So here it is. Here
it is, guys, we gotthe moment of we're no deals. He's
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given me Josh Allen, Kareem Hunt, Juwan Johnson, and Terry McLaurin,
four, Justin Fields, Sam Reporter, James Connor, and who else Trey
Brooks. I'm making you better inthe long run, and I think in
the all run it's gonna make mebetter. I think that this is a
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potential deal or no deal moment ofthe season, guys, Week four,
going in the week for it,and that's like you finessing. I just
got Josh Allen. I just gotJosh Allen, Terry McLaurin, Jawan Johnson.
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He's gonna see an increase in He'sgot Jowan Johnson's gonna see an increase
in production with Jamis Winston. JamesWinston is not looking to to to to
to Dnking Dunk. Jamis Winston isnot looking to go to one specific receiver
that he likes he gets attached tolike Derek Carr. Jamis Winston's gonna thought
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to the open got Jawan john isgonna be open. Listen to me.
I just got him, Ladies andgentlemen, we got him. We got
him. Now to finalize the deal, we gotta call you, gotta call
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the commission. I gotta get himto finalize it. Let's see what you
got to say about it, acommissioner, I might need you to uh
accept the trades? Do you gottaapprove every trade that go through? Who
would you say? What do youhave to approve every trade that go through
on in our fantasy week? No, it's it's the jen where you veto
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Oh, Okay, what trade youtalking about? The one I just made?
Who with my boy d walk Wellwho oh damn? Yeah, yeah,
we just made a little trade,something light, you know, I
just uh, I gave up JustinFields, Sam Laporter, James Connor Trade
tray Line Burke's Justin Field. Elsewho was trying for Justin Fields? Just
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just for just for Josh Allen,Tay McLaurin, Jawan Johnson, brou hold
On, hold on, so hegave up. Listen, Justin Fields is
in a bounce back spot, bro, I mean, what the fuck they
have to do with the rest ofthe season. Listen Justin Fields. This
last year, Justin Fields turned uptowards the end. Remember that he was
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bad. He was bad. Hewas he is there how you saw him?
I ain't No, they literally theworst team in the league. What
do you mean? Listen, JustinFields. He's known for being a back
end quarterback. He was like thatin Ohio State. You remember the beginning
state Ohio State would be you know, in dog fights and then towards last
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ten games of the season, Morelandjust take Rico making moves that ain't even
eighty one. Sam Laport is thenumber two wide receiver, I mean number
two tight end in the league.Is he not Sam Laport? Oh?
Yeah yeah, I mean yeah rightnow, it's just it's just three games
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in right, But that's what itis. It's value, you know,
I'm giving you value right now.Jonathan Connor is a top ten running back?
Is he not? Yeah, I'mgiving. I'm giving he's seven.
I'm giving value for value. Youknow, That's all I'm saying. But
my eight. Listen. The thingis my office is always open to YouTube.
You know what I'm saying. Soyou can hit me, bro what
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you can hit me first? Iwould not give you. You already know
what My motto is. Your quarterbackis who make your fantasy tea? You
go if you're going to the shipor not. That's why you made a
move anyway, because you know that. Man, you gotta said, my
boy dav enough for films. Listen, when when when Fields get the going?
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Let me ask you this, doesDevin have a have a better chance
of winning the league at all?Now? No, not talking about I
got a god that is terrible,justin Fields can listen, he can be
he can make it or break it. What happens if he go out there
and start getting twenty fives? Whathappens? Nigga, that ain't even possible.
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It makes I'm saying it. Hesaid that ain't even possible. But
if he gonna do it, thenext game is gonna be the only game
that he'll be able to do hey, but you get a yeah. Uh,
I mean he don't got it.He don't got a bad schedule though,
see what I'm saying, he's ina better position he Listen, he
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was gonna lose this week, regardless, the only one. Listen. That's
how I talked him into the trade, because you're gonna lose to me anyway,
so you might as gonna get betternow when when I'm able to trade
with you, because I ain't,I feel less threatened. Bro, Justin
Fields gonna have to run his motherfuckinglegs out there and get He don't got
no line. He can't even throwit. Listen, Hey, it is
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damn he could have tried. Icould have gave him something better than that.
Listen, you should have made ithappen, man, listen, you
you're live on Frontage five Fun fantasypodcasts, just so you know. But
you know, I got a sammentcalled Dealing No Dealers. When I call
people on my fantasy leagues and Iget a deal done, and uh I
got this is the first eneration ofit, and I got a deal done.
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Man, Dealing no Deal was asuccess. First first week we got
a deal done. He got bamboozeor that was happening. I ain't they
ain't nobody Nay right Mine, it'sgonna do a trade to involved Justin Fields
in Josh Allen, you think sothey got no so because I wouldn't do
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Hey, you know, I justlisten that people. You know I've always
been doubted in my life. Youknow what I'm saying. People used to
be like, how you get thatbad pick? I talked them panties off.
Oh and I guarantee this what's gonnahappen when the you know how the
projections come out? Uh, whereverhe is he going straight to swelt fock,
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He going straight to the tweltpot.Listen yet all that listen it had
me at the tip spot the beginning. The year I had Justin Fields,
we won. I won one ofthe two games now and project the second
behind you. By everybody trying tomake moves to catch up with good bye.
It's crazy, that's what you thinkis going on. Yeah, everybody's
trying to make the move. Man. Hey, I think you who who
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ain't in mind? It is whatit is. But listen, like I
said, man, I just calledyou because I thought you had to like
accept every trade or something like that. I don't know what was going on
with that, because no, it'sjust so oh one day waiting period for
us, okay, says one daywaiting period. So they should tell you
when it's gonna go through. Holdon, let me see, let me
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see if it's tell me that's crazy, dahn. Let me get on my
uh the recent activity. Let mego ahead, and Vito the hater brou
Why are you gonna hate Broun?Come on, bro, don't be a
hater Bron? Is he even man? Is he even trade? Man?
Trade? Except it's not Ruy.So I'm guessing it's gonna go through at
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five forty six tomorrow. You seeyou see Marlon trade though, what was
it? You didn't see it?I think you mentioned it to me yesterday.
But he got he he's receiving TravisKelsey and and DeAndre Hopkins for cal
Pits in Amuri Cooper robbery. Nowsee that needs to be veto. I
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mean, I'll beat O there.You need to go vote for no.
No, no, no, Sogo look at his team though, This
is why I wouldn't I made thattrade. His team He got Jayden Hurts,
Austin Ekeler, h Travis e ten. Now he gonna have uh,
Travis Kelse, he got Zack Moss, Cortland, Sutton. His receivers ain't
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that good, but he got hestacked at quarterback, running back, and
tight end. All right, yeah, let me I'm gonna call you back.
Let me finish mess with this carfire getting Trump? All right?
Seller, all right, it's timeto laugh with Cineo. I don't even
know where he's sitting at. CEO. You caz listen. This week my
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fantasy football team made me laughs.Check this out. I got I'm going
up against this guy in my league. Bro, I'm letting you know.
Now, this dude, you're gettingon my nerves. He's getting on my
nerves. You know that guy inyour fantasy league that you personally look out
for it you'd be like, youknow what, Bro, I got you.
You're a you're a GM, you'renew to this, but I'm true
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to this. Let's do to thisthe thing together. Let's me help you,
help me, help you, helpme, help you, let me
do all of that. That's whatI'm in my mind. That's what I'm
thinking when I when I make thesekind of things happen for people, and
you do things, and you know, you go above and beyond to make
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them better. Let me lay outthe foreground for it right here. This
is a vivid picture, HD.This is what happened, all right.
He's new to fantasy and he's gotthe fantasy bug. Right now, he's
itching. He think he don't likeit. He's like, Man, I
got too go with him and laughat some fantasy. Got read job,
man, fantasies the losers. Man, come on broken man. You know
(48:53):
it's commodities, it's you know,it's it's what the boys do. That's
what we do as men watch sports, and we fantasized about what we could
have done and how we could havebeen. And we're gonna vicarously through these
players. Man, check this out. But he at the beginning of the
year was like, I don't wantto play. Oh want to play.
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I'll play, but I'm not.I don't care about it. You know.
I gave him a little help.I dropped this on fintains five.
I gave him some key plays towatch out for, some things that if
these players are on the board,you take these players, you know.
But I had to manage my ownteam at the time. It was like
a minute for the draft. Soyou know, I couldn't be as on
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top of him as I wanted tobe, but I still gave him some
good plays. I said, pickJalen Hurts. I told him that in
four fifth roundings, it's worked outfor him tremendously. I told him some
things that I was like, oh, you know, and he took him
sutting. He I was like,suding, it's gonna be a little better.
He got sutting and not think inthe tenth round. I was like,
dude, that's a steel you're gonnahe's gonna be its top twenty eight,
top twenty five receiver. You'd beall right. Get him and some
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other things I just gave him.But I couldn't be there for him the
way I I wanted to, Sohe made me feel bad for it.
He made me feel bad for hecalling me, man, you shit was
gonna help me bad? The projectorsay I'm gonna be last man, i'mna
have to eat the hot chip.I'm gonna have to do. No.
I got you, bro, youknow what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
do something good for you. Icall him, I say, you know
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what, bruh, I got you. I got you. I'm gonna give
you, Sam Laporta, Mike Evans, Kenneth Walker. All you gotta do
is give me Mike Williams, andyou gotta give me Avin Kamara. He's
on your bench. You know youdrafted him because you love big names,
and that's the only name you knew. But you didn't know that he was
gonna be suspended. You did thatin like the third round. But whatever
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I got you gonna help you.I gave him those people for those people
now, Mike keeping my Mike Williamsbroke his leg last week. I don't
know what he's gonna but he's offthe season whatever. So all I got
was Alvin Kamara for those four.Mike Laporta is the seconds, the art
tight in two right now. KennethWalker's top five RB. Mike Evans RB,
I mean a wide receiver one ortwo whatever he is. So his
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team's turned around. So now he'she's lost his first game because so you
he called me, you know,and I gave him that trade out the
week one, he's he scored onefifty last week, one forty the week
before. He's winning now, sohe's shit talking me. Shit talking me.
He's shit talking to me. Now, this is funny because we play
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this week. It's week three andit's time. I promised teach cut out
there that to my pocket. You'llpromise Lunny, I shit, you'll do
no question that do your pocket stillthis fast? To wash all the cards
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then the rocks? Why I told, remember, dear, no question.
Yeah, but like watch on righthand, watch off left hand, say
Kwan Barker, Calvin, Really,what good can I get from him?
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Say Quon bark plying, Calvin,Really, what can I get from What's
sa Quan coming back? I don'tknow. You got a high angle spring?
Could be three four weeks. Theydidn't put him on IR, so
they think clearly before four weeks theysaid what they said, They didn't put
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him on IR, so clearly beforefour weeks. If they thought four weeks
for six weeks, they would justput him on R and then then bring
somebody in they would be able tohelp their team. Who you want from
them? I need, I needto make a trade. I got I
got. I got Daniel Son thinkingthat he better than mister Miyaga. This
nigga David popping ship because he don'twon two games in a row. Offer
some niggas that I gave him,Kenneth Walker, Sam Laporta, Mike Evans.
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I gave him these niggas, beggedhim to take these niggas. He's
telling me that I was trying torob him, telling him, hey,
I'm getting you better. This niggatrying to God damn little boy me.
Now he don't even wanna make atrade with me after one when I helped.
So it's time for me to showniggas what the real is. And
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I'm I'm wasn't to make a splashright now. I got something on the
table. Like I said, Igotta put this pussy in his mouth fucking
place you feel me. I gotsomething on the table before you check this
out. For for Anthony Richardson,Aaron Jones, Kyle Pitts, and Terry
McLaurin, I give you Sae KwonBarkley, Calvin Riley, C J.
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Stroud and Chris Godwin. It smellsgood. I'm hating doing the reason I
don't want to do it because Iknow when that boy Jo to Take would
come back, You're gonna have atwo headed monster just running through this straight
(54:19):
up. You're gonna be running throughniggas, Bro, but it might not
be in time. Bro. Yougoing four, you gotta make a splash.
You gotta get a dub this week. I'm on three, going three.
You gotta make you gotta win thisweek. If you don't win this
week, you fuck. I don'tthink so. Your season's over. Season
not over. Listen to me,your season's over. See You're see if
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I give you Aaron Jones, Imiss. You don't have a running back
this week? Is what you saying? Well I will because I have Givantae
and Ramander. You get a youget it, You get it with right
receiver upgrade that can actually start foryou this week out Ken can can?
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Can we leave out Kyle Pitts andpick somebody else I'm trying to get I'm
trying to I listen, I knowKyle Pits got a good about this week,
and I'm trying to beat this niggato sleep. Hear me? Are
you playing him? Yeah? Hehellas shit dog like like look at his
roster, Bro. The reason hegot these last two wins me, Oh
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he got sound reporter. I gavehim to him. Mike and his thirty
piece three weeks in. I gavehim to him. Look at his roster,
Kenneth Falker. I gave him tohim. I could have be sitting
over here. My roster could lookso strong right now, bro like beating
the hell out of y'all with nohope the only person that could vote with
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me a trend. But I depletedmy roster because I begged him to come
into the league. He was crying, Man, I don't have a good
trip. You still you're gonna helpme? So I said, you know
what, I'm helping. You helped, but not this nigga popping and shit
dog popping and ship you want?You want? My boy? Ain't Anthony
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rich Listen, Anthony Richest, lookat sexy you're talking. Sit to me?
Why Anthony listen? You did somethingright there? You cooked up?
You did. I'm but don't actlike CJ. Stride ain't about to throw
for four thousand yards this season.I ain't. I ain't mad. I'm
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really not. You know what I'msaying. Like CJ. Stride his balling.
You know what I'm saying, he'sreally balling. He's really balling.
Now, I'll give you take dalewith CJ. Stride, I have Niko
calls you, dude, you dogot Nico se so so you know that's
a tandem that you can take.So that helped you. I love you,
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know, I just know cow pitsgonna go jump. I hear you,
I hear you. But what I'msaying, I'm not mad at the
trade though, I'm not mad atthe trade it out, I give it
up because I gotta feel like I'mgiving up something too, and I feel
like I'm giving up something. Yeah, but you're gaining a lot. You're
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gaining a lot. Saquan is alot, a load if he you know,
when when he comes back and JonathanTaylor gets some deal matched out,
you're you're you're not gonna lose afterthat point. But you gotta get to
that point. And that's your problem. Your problem is you gotta you can't
lose this week. You can't goon on four over five. Yeah,
(57:36):
given then you might be able tosweep, but me and Trent gonna be
undefeated. So that's two spots rightthere. You're gonna have to hope that
other people take losses you right now, you gotta start being strategic and trying
to get other people's losses straight up. Especially that's like, that's two and
one right now, because me andTrent gonna run. We're gonna, We're
(57:58):
going, We're going. We outhere four century. It's submitted. Let's
go, Let's go. That's whatI like and see not the season is
getting underweight. People making deals.I just made a deal in a t
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J league right before I called youthat the same thing for Kyle Pitts.
Kyle Pitts is a talent. Itseems like on paper I would be getting
the upgrade, but you can't discountthe fact that Kyle Pitts has a ship
quarterback in the ship offensive scheme thatdon't throw him the ball. Yeah,
but they they know they've been tochange it. This is a this is
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a listen. No no, no, no, no no no. I'm
not no no no, I'm notspeaking in favor of no no, no,
I'm taking it. I'm just speakingfrom what I know is just facing
Oh That's what I'm saying. Listen, when I played the little sounds,
can you hear them when I play? No, you didn't hear the sound
that I played, But hold on, I gotta I got a word from
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You're a Falcons fan. Nobody's listeningto you. Damn Focons. You're
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(59:24):
is. We First of all,what you don't know is we just rest
restructure one of our alignements deal becausewe bought them. Make a move.
Okay, you're making a move.What kind of move we were talking about
here? You gotta get a quarterback? We had a million in cat space.
(59:45):
I think we got twenty million nowyeah you hey, you know football
guy. So you telling me y'allabout to the cord? Was with trade
Lance or d Prescott, which oneno, no, no, So we
recreated we created seven meal and twentytwenty three cap space. Okay we had
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so we I think we had eightnow, okay, So what I'm saying,
we're about to make a move.Were about to get somebody six million
dollars. Okay, But or youcan make a trade that takes on some
a little more money. So let'ssay you made a trade for a quarterback
and then you took on money.I think y'all need They ain't trade Ridder.
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Yeah, they ain't trade They gonnagive him a year. Okay,
I don't know who what's the move? What's what's the move that y'all can
make is they ain't on defense becausethe defense is fired. But the fans
are mad about us only having threesacks on the year. So you're telling
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me, so you say, y'allgonna make a defensive ends. But the
word on the street that you know, just from just not from any coaches
or anything like that, but theword on the street is the fans want
the Neil Hunter and they know thathe's on his last year. They're trying
to see what the asking price theyyou know, people are seeing they's trying
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to see what the asking price is. Nobody knows. There's a lot of
speculation going on right now. Butwe just created we don't. You don't
restructure a deal, a left tackledeal without making a move corresponding to that.
I hee hee, I think thatis possible. I think that y'all
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need to make a move because yourboy got Austin Eckler, who let's looking
at I'm just looking at y'all matchup. You see why I'm trying to
make these moves because I hadn't madehim too strong. I'm looking at y'all
match up this week. Let mesee, let me see strong. You
got c J. Stroud against pitwhich is why I need richardson m M.
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But you don't know if richardson comingthis week? Is he playing this
week? Think it's can cut theprotocol. It's a week he was he
was bad. It's not like hegot knocked out. Kids, stand up,
it was just a small little He'sgonna be right. You're right.
I knew that. I was justseeing when you was at Friends. Now,
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Travis, Now people are gonna saythat we we lost our middle linebacker.
He's on I all right, okay, But people are gonna think that
the backup Nate land landman, hewas great, not better than the starting
okay. So that's where it's.You know, and he's a pass for
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us two. They're gonna see himonst a pass for us too. So
you got Travis e team going againstatl Verse. Oh see, I told
you about them, Uh, CarolinaPanthers and the running backs. Yep,
he got us in the mess.I hope he. I hope he take
him out and put um makers.Yeah, can makers probably gonna see some
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action Kenneth Walker against the Giants.I don't think he's gonna do much now,
but then again, he might.That's an if he want Ava Camara
versus Tampa Bay. They just gotran all over by Philly. You think
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that you think you think it isthat just Philly? Is that? Nah?
They Philly got a good online,but so does Billy got a great
online and so does the sat Didthe Saints run over? I mean Saints
ain't got a good running back.Alva Camara is different levels. It's levels
of talent, you know that.Yeah, the Avacamaris didn't do his thing.
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But you know this, the thethey covered the lineback, They covered
the running back decently because they gotthe good linebackers. But Jameis Winston and
Calvin Camara got a whole three seasonsof appro Oh he got a J.
Brown And I said, no matterwhat on biting the touchdown for a J.
Brown, He just didn't get atouchdown in the same spot everybody who
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was saying, no matter what,he's getting a touchdown. So yeah,
because against Washington, they're not runningon Washington like that. I could tell
you that right now. You gottwo two versus Indianapolis. That's gonna be
good. I can see him.I'm scoring in that cause Indianapolis can't cover
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up nothing, you know, MikeEvans verset in New Orleans. Lattimore.
Oh yeah, a Lattimore be slockingMike Evans up. So zach Ertz and
sant France, sant reporter in greenBay, they're gonna force the ball to
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zach Ertst. They don't have toforce the down reporter, and the offense
is gonna run through a man rocksay Brown against green Bay Thursday, Thursday,
tak their verse pick court in Suttonverse Chicago. See they can do
whatever they want. But see Denverjust got put seventy points on. So
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if they defense ain't ran a thousand, uh a thousand gases each practice,
they just got that. You know, at some point you as a coach,
you might just have to take itto you know, peewee ball,
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rolling bear crawling the whole field.I get tired of watching y'all. Fact
and you got Jacksonville. Jacksonville isgood to stop in the run. What's
Jacksonville played? They played in Annapolis. They put up thirteen week two against
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the great offense. Who was thatagainst the gainst Cass City. Yeah,
oh, that's the only reason whythey stopped to run. They play Houston
can't run for nothing. Kansas Citycan't. Ain't a running team, but
they can't. They just proved thatthey can. They just did it last
weekend. I guess the Bears,right, I keep thinking it Bears.
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It's just this historic defense that's goodat run stopping like our grandmothers can't run
the on the Bear. So whatI mean they real tens is gonna come.
They real tens is gonna come withh what's his name? With the
fathers and if I remember correctly,uh Anthony rich And ran all over them
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first game. Listen, let's getthe deal done. Man. I wouldn't
I think that we can get thisdeal done. But you got Stefan DIDs
firsts Miami. That's gonna blow up. Stefan did might have forty points that
game. So i'm i'm, i'm, i'm, i'm i'm I just want
to put him in his place.Like I said, I think that I
can do it. I think thatyou got I got. I think I
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got the tools to be able todo it. I think I can do
it straight up right now, Ithink I can. It'll be close,
but I'm trying to put that,you know, give myself that extra give
myself that extra five points at quarterback, give myself that extra potential three to
five points at tight end with pitsover ERT's. But Earth's is not in
the basketball like you said, sojust on paper, I mean, because
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you know they're gonna have to throwthem. Yeah, and they gonna force
that moll to zach Ertz. Letme see, Darren Waller, they knew
that, they knew that they couldcover. They ride receivers. They won't
worry about the Giants ride receivers.They just gave all the attention to your
boy. Or say, Quan Kevinreally going back home or he playing back
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worst the Patons again. So whatyou wanna do? You're trying to do
that or it? If you don'tthink he's gonna have motivation to go eight,
I don't know what to tell you. So what's up, man?
Listen back to the church. Let'sget this thing. I got it on
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the tables, on the tables inyour inbox. Go ahead and accept it,
man. I think I think it'sgonna work out perfectly for you.
I think you're hesitant right now.But when when it's all said and done,
after this week, you're gonna getyour first win. Then Jonathan Taylor
comes back, and then say Quancomes back, it's simultaneously, and now
you got a fifty. They giveAaron Jones just a full work alone,
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not even for a second. He'sgonna get worked back in. He's not
even he's nowhere. He's going crazy, and they could The only reason he
went crazy like that was because theygave him seven catches eighteen Russian attempts.
They're not gonna overwork him like hedidn't even have that kind of volume.
But they were. They were.But what I'm saying is they were going
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to him. He was on paceto have that kind of volume, is
what I'm saying. They're not gonnado. You want to know why he
went crazy. He went crazy onnine attempts for forty one yards in the
TV and he went crazy for hewent he only had two receptions a four
target. But but do you rememberwhy receiving yards in a touchdown? Do
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you remember why that game though hebasically killed Chicago. But that's what I'm
saying. They they they all ofthose came something. It's not like that
came over the course of a game. That all came in a quarter.
Like they were going to him,like overusing him, overworking him. That's
why he pulled the Himmy, hewas being overworked. Since he's gone,
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they've implemented different things into the passingoffense. So now they don't gotta go
to him. Eighteen players in orten plays in a row. They went
past to him, past him,run to him, run to him.
That's why he got overworked and gotinjured. You know what I'm saying.
Like I'm just saying, coming offan injury, he's not gonna They're not
gonna go to him like that.It's gonna be over the course of a
game. And then and like yousaid, they're not going up against the
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bears that our grandmas can run on. See what I'm saying, So your
grandma can run on them, foodboy. So you know I'm saying,
I'm saying, make the trade andand and secure your future versus because because
your passage, your past and theysay zero in three, that's that's not
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looking good, sir. You needa caval really in an explode spot to
win. You know he's not gonnaexplode. I'm just saying he's in an
explode spot. They're definitely not alittle but you know it's caval really,
he gonna have incentive to go outthere and do it, go crazy on
it, to go out there anddo it. And you know it's no
other spot better to be in itthan in a revenge spot, a first
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time revenged spot. Let's see allof a team that you gave your all
too, and you know they shouldhave held on you. My cal Pitts
guy, oh that ug glad mustacheor listen, man, I'll tell you
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what you do, man, whatwe do it. Let's do it,
man. I want to make asplash, man, you make we make
this splash. Then we get thingsmoving in the league. People start making
feeling free, like okay, Ican make a trade now, Yeah,
I can make a trade. Now. I feel like okay, So it's
us out. We can do things. Let's go ahead and make it.
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Man, I'm trying to get better. You're gonna get better eventually as you
get healthy. Listen, I wasin the swame spot last weekend. I
thought I was gonna lose last weekend, But now guess what I got.
Album Kamara. He come in andgive us eighty percent of who we know
he could beat with Jameis Winston.He's gonna be a twenty three point back.
So I'm happy with that. Butyou know it just takes time.
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JT will be back for you,and then you have that double headed monster.
If I at the beginning to theseason I tell you gonna have Sekan
and JT, you wouldn't make thattrade immediately. Stop thinking overthinking it.
Get better, get better, getbetter. You're overthinking it. Get better
because right now on three you're lookingat you're looking sad. Bro I never
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thought that I'll see the day thatyou use only three. But you see
how I've been losing. Everybody havingthe ceiling games. Listen, you got
it, you put it. Ican't beat people when I'm having them.
You know, one twenties, oneforties and everybody else going one nineties.
But that's that's what okay? Thenwhat's that means? You need to get
better? N that means that thesefoods got incentive to beat me. That's
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what you're thinking. This is aboutyou making it. Listen, listen is
what I'm about to do. Huh. But see, ain't giving me no
tight end. I told you youcan get my tight en. I'm gonna
give you earths. Take stride outbecause I don't need stride. So you
want earth put earth now? Ain'ttalking about it. I think shot out.
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I know these jot okay, bronthis nigga man m because I showed
was about the shot hurts. Mmmm. Let me see penny moves. You
know what. C J. Stroud, I'm like, hold on, okay,
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let let let me. I'm I'mgonna we're gonna make a deal.
Believe me, We're gonna make adeal. Let me, let me,
let me, let me cross myeyes and dot the t's and whatever they
call it. We're gonna make somethinghappen. You ain't find a cornerball me
in the making a decision right now, I'm taking This segment is called dealing.
You got a deal or no deals? What kind of gym you think?
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I am? Okay, you're makingthis about you, You're making it
personal. I'm just trying that.The segment is called deal or no deal.
I'm just trying to get you wantme to make the deal right now,
because it makes the segment crazy.It makes the segment it's called dealer
no deals. I'm trying to geta deal done on the segment. That's
the that's the hard part, gettingit done. What else I gotta throw
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it there for? What else?I gotta throw it there for what you
want? What else you want?You want? White? What do you
want? Because you're getting on mynerves. Man, I'm telling you,
and you're trying to fuck me.That ain't well. Cannot you listen?
First of all, you try tocall me on the segment. Man,
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we gotta make a deal right now. What are you talking about? I'm
just trying to get the deal done. Who do you want? You want
too too? I don't want tootoo, Lulu, I'm thinking I'm throwing
everybody at you. I don't knowwho do you want? You want?
Kamarus? That is eight one no, So I don't confuse. I'm trying
to I offered you everybody you wantto eat tens. Listen, you want
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eat? I can't give you nobodybecause you're making this see. Oh you
can get it then, but youdon't want that ain't the truth. That's
not the truth. I just ain'tready to say yes or we'll go overing
for and I'll see you on theother end, bitch. By this portion
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of the podcast, he brought toyou by Jergens. Beat it, get
out of here, man. Ihad to get this thing off my phone.
Man, it's cool, it's cool. It is what it is.
A segment. Thing goes playing.I wasn't able to get in get in
touch with the dude who popping shit. But I was. You see me
trying to, you know, workbehind the skins to beat him. He's
going down no matter what, David. I'm gotta, I gotta. You're
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going. Damn You're going. DamnDavid, your whole teens said, Damn,
I'm about to beat you. Easy, please ease believe it. Since
I've been locked in nigga, youwingoing do Listen, y'all. We got
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things done, and I gave youguys some plays. Gave you guys a
look behind the scenes of what it'slike work work at three and old fantasy
football team. I'm both in bothleagues, by the way, but listen,
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got a lot of content, gota lot of good things from us today.
Man, it's it's been real.I didn't want I didn't ran up
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a bag of straight cage. Boy, you know how to do it.
I ran into a plug. Youknow I could turn to five now I
can win five ten whipping that moviething. I didn't ride up a bag
of straight cage boy. You knowhow I didn't I that ran into a
plug. You know I could turnthe five fifty now, I'm I can
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with five tin women. That moviething me went out be not in Vegas.
I'd be brought in like the Lancers. Could have played for the right.
I've got the odds, which onwa, it's not an US situation.
You gotta have patience if you reallywant some paper fuck, I hate
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it. Told my mammaid, I'mwanted the grapes, mess with fine tin
whipping the moopsine. This bigger thanhoops dreams. This bigger than a hoop
dreams. I didn't read about bagstreak page