April 25, 2024 • 2 mins
In today's episode of 'You Gotta Be Kidding Me,' men are paying thousands to get nipples shaped like soccer star David Beckham! You won't believe the nonsense.
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(00:00):
Do listening Good Morning Drive with ChristyLive on demand. Beauty is pain,
and oftentimes we will do a lotto make sure we have the perfect body
eighty's plus at one O three pointseven and every Tuesday and Thursday, we
gotta talk about the crazy situations andviral things happening in the world and something
(00:21):
we call you gotta be kidding me, which is exactly what you might think
when you hear about the latest beautytrend. You've heard of David Beckham.
Right, He's one of the greatestsoccer players of our time. He's married
to a former spice girl. Heis very good looking, so much so
men are dropping thousands of dollars withplastic surgeons to look more like David Beckham.
(00:43):
And I'm not talking about his face. Men are dropping five thousand dollars
so they can get almond shaped DavidBeckham nipples. This is a real thing
that New York City surgeons are doing. His small, symmetrical almond shaped nipples
have caused a new trend that everybodywants. No I wish I was.
(01:10):
I mean go for his looks onhis face, but not the nipples.
One plastic surgeon said he is nowperforming the procedure once or twice a week
because so many people are trying toget the David Beckham nips. I wanna
go to Google right now. Theywant to know what they look. Apparently
they're perfectly almond shaped and trending onthe East Coast. Everybody wants a David
(01:37):
Beckham almond shaped nipple. So isthis where almond milk comes from? Karina,
you are stupid, dude. You'reso don't listen to her. Don't
listen to her. I don't evenwant to picture that mental picture like you
just you said that, Producer,Karina. Okay, I'm gonna go now
(02:00):
take all the dudes lined up forthis plastic surgery with you too. You
gotta be kidding me. You're listeningtil Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand
Do listening Good Morning Drive with ChristyLive on demand. Beauty is pain,
and oftentimes we will do a lotto make sure we have the perfect body
eighty's plus at one O three pointseven and every Tuesday and Thursday, we
gotta talk about the crazy situations andviral things happening in the world and something
(00:21):
we call you gotta be kidding me, which is exactly what you might think
when you hear about the latest beautytrend. You've heard of David Beckham.
Right, He's one of the greatestsoccer players of our time. He's married
to a former spice girl. Heis very good looking, so much so
men are dropping thousands of dollars withplastic surgeons to look more like David Beckham.
(00:43):
And I'm not talking about his face. Men are dropping five thousand dollars
so they can get almond shaped DavidBeckham nipples. This is a real thing
that New York City surgeons are doing. His small, symmetrical almond shaped nipples
have caused a new trend that everybodywants. No I wish I was.
(01:10):
I mean go for his looks onhis face, but not the nipples.
One plastic surgeon said he is nowperforming the procedure once or twice a week
because so many people are trying toget the David Beckham nips. I wanna
go to Google right now. Theywant to know what they look. Apparently
they're perfectly almond shaped and trending onthe East Coast. Everybody wants a David
(01:37):
Beckham almond shaped nipple. So isthis where almond milk comes from? Karina,
you are stupid, dude. You'reso don't listen to her. Don't
listen to her. I don't evenwant to picture that mental picture like you
just you said that, Producer,Karina. Okay, I'm gonna go now
(02:00):
take all the dudes lined up forthis plastic surgery with you too. You
gotta be kidding me. You're listeningtil Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand
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