A Quick Hello...

A quick hello today from us.

Episode Transcript

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There he goes, Billy walks out. Why is he walking out when the
podcast is just started? I know, I know, Hi everybody. It
is Whinnie and justin Monday. What'sthe date? May eighth? May?
Nice day out there, it seemslike it will be. It was a
nice weekend. I mean, youwere in Florida, so obviously it's always
nice down there. But the weatherhere was amazing, So that's good.

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And we just jumped on and sayhi. And unfortunately we have to say
bye because we have meetings where they'regonna tell us about ourselves and how awful
we are. There'll be some goodtoo, I think, I don't think
so so mean to lay on allthe bad. Well, this is a
random ask. He randomly asked todo it. Yeah, you know that
makes me nervous. Yeah, itwasn't like normally we have like a month

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in advance, like, oh,we just gotta we gotta check in.
This was I need to see youimmediately because you're gonna sink the ship.
That's what I got from that.Yeah, so we're gonna have a meeting
and listen to ourselves. Okay,ask your questions justin about what about Florida?
Why because I know you have questions. No, I already know the
answers. Now you know, yes, I do. Okay, what is

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it? You have one to threeguys down there? Three we added actually
added to this weekend? Wow waitbut hold on? Yeah, so and
had sex with four different I didn'tknow. No, no, no,
no, how does that work?No? We always you're selective about the
sex because I only want to havesex with one person a weekend. So

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first night was the guy that Itold you about, the emotion, the
emotional person him and I ended things. He paid for my nails, he
vemoed me like one hundred and fiftybucks my nails. That was good.
He left. Then next day Igot my nails done and randomly, this
guy that I met on Tinder inBoston who's from Phoenix, was there that
weekend, so we met up fordrinks. Um, he slept over,

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but we just cuddled. He didn'ttry anything, which I was so happy
about because I didn't want to havesex with him. But he was really
he was really nice, very intellectual, he's in it. Um, he
was cool. So and I wasgetting I was packing to leave, and
so he left. And then theycan't they delayed my flight so that I
had some extra time, and thenI went to breakfast whatever. I go
to the airport. It was delayedagain. Okay. Then while it was

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delayed, they needed somebody to getoff. They overbooked, so no one
offered, so I offered. Theypaid me eight hundred dollars, so my
whole trip was free. Basically that'sa thing. Yes, they are.
Yes, that's a thing. Inever heard of that eight hundred dollars to
hike a later flight. Wow.Yeah, See that shows how much I've

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flown in my life. Yeah.So they overbooked the plane and they go
around and ask people to get offthe plane, give up their seat.
They'll pay you. Yes, theypaid me. So they give you a
link and you can get like Visagift cards, so it's cash. Wow.
Yeah, So I did that.So then I had another stretch of
time. So while we were there, while I had I went back.
I left the airport because I'm goingto stay at the airport. And then

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I met the most beautiful man I'veever met in my entire life. Okay,
he's beautiful and I'm going to marryhimself as that. Oh yeah,
he literally he looks like a catfish. But I met him in real life
and he's real and he's a specimenfrom Fort Law of Deal. So he
lives in Vale, Colorado. Hewas visiting his mom who was in West

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Palm Beach. Oh okay, yeah, so yeah wow wow. Now if
you if you guys be going toColorado, and then you'll now you'll know
why. Yeah. When he goes, oh, this meeting, we're gonna
go today. It might go bad. I'm like, no, it'll be
fine. He goes, she goesout. Anyway, if I get fired,
I'm moving a fall with Fort ladof Deal. I swear to God

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I will if I get fired itI'm belining at Fort Law of Dale.
I'll figure it out. I rightafter I get there. Jesus. All
right, well thanks for that update. Okay, Well yeah, I got
ahead to this meeting. This weekendis my commencement, and when he's coming,
I am. I will be there. I'm so proud of you.
But I'm also there to catch Iwant everyone else to see what's going on.
So I'm gonna kind of get somegood social and and last night my

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wife goes, hey, I'm doingthe birthday invites for Jemma's party. Uh
am I inviting Winnie And I waslike, and she's like, what do
you mean You're not going to inviteher? And I was like, Okay,
you can invite. I know.When I checked my Facebook yesterday I
saw that I had the invitation.I was like, oh my god,
I feel so good, like cool, yeah, and that is. And
I will make sure to be therebecause it is our vacation. But if

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I do go get some dick,I'll wait till Sunday. Oh, thank
you so much, Thank you somuch. Welcome tomorrow. We'll do a
little bit longer of a podcast.We're sorry, but we're back in action.
Get out there and enjoy this beautifulday.