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Yes, sir, yes, ma'am. What's up? It is the after
show, justin Winnie Winnie. Towardsthe end of the show, I told
her a quick little story that Ihad forgotten about about how well we were
playing, never have I ever?And the question was, have you ever
told someone you loved them when youreally didn't? And I was the only
one that put my finger down,meaning I had and yeah, that's a
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true story. I met a girl. I knew this girl a little bit,
and we hooked up one night andI slept over her house, and
the next morning we hooked up again, and so and when we were hooking
up in the morning, I droppedthe elf like like like stroking me like,
yeah, it was in the moment, But that's not even the craziest
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part. For the craziest part isshe was like, I love you too.
And then I dated her for afew months, it had to have
been three to six months. Afterwards, did not like her one bit at
all. I mean, I justthought she was attractive, but I didn't
really wasn't into as a person him. But I felt compelled because I dropped
the word first that I was nowstuck in this relationship. I have a
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genuine question. Yes, how highwere you? Oh my god? I
mean I probably hadn't slept in days. I mean because I I haven't done
that, but I guided that tome. It was so and we'd been
hunging up off and on for like, legit, like five or six years,
so it wasn't as weird because wehad like a not like more of
like a friendship or friends of benefitstype thing. And I was so grossed
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out by it, like I waslike, oh my god. And he
did it more than once or something. He would say it when we had
sex, and I was like,don't say that. That's weird. That's
gross. Like we don't love eachother. I don't even like you that
much. I can't just drop thealbum. Yeah, And he would do
it, and I'd be like,oh my god, was he not high?
He was so bad. Yeah,that's messed up. At least at
least it's not right. I loveyou, and I would just be like
yeah, and I'm like okay.Then I would just get like dry because
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I'm like okay, now. Well. Then there's that and Lisa in the
Morning Present, a behind the sceneslook into Boston's favorite morning show that's a
little too much information the after showpodcasts Justin and Winning Winny. You know
what you could say is, ifyou're in the moment like that, say
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love it. I love it,I love it, I love it.
Yeah, as opposed to I loveyou, I don't. Yeah. I
didn't like him. I did notlove it. That was so weird about
my life in that period of mylife. That's the only thing. No,
there's a lot of weird things.But but the weird weirdest to me
is so many things happened in atime of about eight fourteen years. Okay,
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that's how long I was caught upin the grips. So many things
happened that I just forget about becauseyou know, obviously maybe I wanted to
forget, but you know, Iwas under the influence. But I just
remember remember it randomly, like thatwas a perfect I completely forgot about that
girl, Christa. Where's Chris thenow? Oh it is Chris Christa?
What's ship too? I have noidea. I don't where any of these
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people are. Yeah, Krista wasmy girlfriend for a few months and I
didn't even like her. That's atrue story. Anyway, what's up?
No, Christa's she's a good person. I think I don't know she was.
She was nice. I mean shewas good at bet it clearly.
Anyway, it is Wednesday. TheBillion Lisa Show just ended. I thought
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we had some really funny moments today, didn't you, Winnie? I laughed.
I was laughing the whole show,the Mother's Day thing, And it's
so funny because you know, Lisatold the story this morning of how Tim
offered to pay for her massage yesterdayand said, oh, that can just
be your your Mother's Day gift.It was already scheduled. Yeah, And
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it's so crazy because Jen yesterday hadan appointment to get her nails done and
I knew about it because I hadto watch Jemma. So when I got
home, she was leaving. Asshe was going on the stairs, she
goes, you know, if youwant to pay for this, this could
be my Mother's Day gift. I'mlike, oh, yeah, I'll pay
for anything you want. So Igive her my credit card and then I
thought to myself, this is thesetup. I hope she got like the
best Mannichare one hundred bucks. Oh, she should have got the deluxe petty,
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the Deluxe petty. That's what Ithought. I thought both was more
money. I mean, I caneasily spend more than that, but you
can. You can't get away witha good Manni Petty for less. But
so I think what I'm gonna doit is, and I've done it before,
is I don't know that I cando the book thing. And I
know the sentimental stuff is really cool, um, but I could you know,
I know she really likes medspa stufflike that got her lips done for
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her last time. Yeah, Iknow she really likes that kind of stuff.
So I might just get a reallybig gift card, you know,
because she won't be expecting it becauseI said, okay on the on the
nails, like, okay, Ithink I think she deserves that. She
has two kids, she does fullshe works full time. She's a bomb
mom. She deserves it all.She does it all. Yeah, no,
really she really does. She's likea super mom all while working,
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all while getting a raise. Idon't know she sugar mama. Yeah,
it's so funny. Every time youget a raise, she makes to should
to get another one. Got anotherraise. Interest every time I've seen you,
you get it raised and make sureto get her Yeah, she's like,
fuck you, I'm not gonna letyou make more than me. I
mentioned what you played the never HaveI Ever game. I thought that went
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well, and I thought that Ithink that's a game we game we can
play. Hey, I'm glad becauseyou were a little apprehensive about it.
I was apprehensive about me playing thegame because I've done everything, but there
are some things that I hadn't done. Yeah. Um, some of things
are really good though, Like neverhave I ever snooped through a friend's room,
cabinets or property. Definitely have donethat. I mean, I'm not
gonna ask you. You know you'vedone that. Some of these easy though.
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Never have I ever worked with someoneI couldn't stand h Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's everybody. No, no, no, just in your different
jobs in your life. There's beenevery job, there's always gonna be people
that you don't like. I tryto tell it to my son Abel who
when he has problems with kids atschool. It's been a couple of times
I say, buddy, that's life. You know, as you grow up,
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there's gonna be more kids at schoolthat you don't get along with or
make you mad, and like you'regonna like less people than you, just
like you're gonna like you know,it's easy to just like somebody. That's
why they say the older you get, the fewer friends you have. Oh
yeah, I don't like anybody.Yeah, I have a small group of
friends. You know what's sad aboutabout about my thing is they go out
like they start using. So youknow, there's been so many people I've
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gotten close to over the years thatare clean and then they relapse. It
sucks that. Never have I eversent nudes? Yep, winnie, Yeah,
never ever received nudes? Yeah?Uh, never have I ever?
Oh, this would be good foryou. Never have I ever googled someone
before a date? Oh yeah,really yeah I would too, I think,
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or I mistakenly do it after thedate, which is a bad idea.
That's not a good idea. Yeah, you definitely gonna look them up
on sometimes like you might forget orwhatever, and then like I go to
look at them after to the factand I'm like, funck, I shouldn't
fuck them or whatever. Never haveI ever crashed a party or wedding?
No I have not. Oh Ihave I crashed a beach party on Plumb
Island and ended up being one ofthe greatest nights. Oh good, Yeah,
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it was really cool. It wasyou know, it was a rich
person's party, and so it wason this dope ass house. I don't
know how we got in, butI ended up sleeping on the beach,
woke up to these little crab thingsall over me. Is that what you
got? Crabs? No? No, no, that was that was one
different girl. Never have I everdated a musician? No you? I
mean what about the Jamaican rappers?There's never been a Jamaican rapperj No,
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a DJ, but not a rapper. All right, Oh this one,
this one is an easy one forboth of us, but especially for you.
Never have I ever gotten or givena hickey? I mean you had
one last week? No I didn't. Okay, that was like I haven't
had one a one? Okay?Sure? Oh. Never have I ever
seen someone die? I don't thinkI have. I have? Yeah,
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yeah, sad. Never have Iever gotten a bedroom related injury from fucking
I don't know. I would mustbe what it is, I think.
So yeah, never, m yougot an injury? Well, I don't
know if it's considered an injury.What do you mean? I had to
go to the er for what itwas. Two, the condom got stuck
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in siving. Oh that's actually that'spretty common. But it happened to me
before and I could pull it out. When it happened this time, it
got to stuck like behind my cervixand they had to like literally like take
like. She was like, yeah, you couldn't have gotten out of yourself,
because I'm like, is it She'slike, no, you had to
couldn't hurt. No, it wasjust like gag in regular papchmre Like what
I would you going in there?But yeah, yeah, that's why.
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Yeah, yeah, that does happen. I heard that happened to someone else
recently than I know. And thething is, it happened to me twice
within like not that long of aperiod of time and had never happened before.
I'm like, what the fuck?So anyway, you know what,
at least you were practicing safe sex. That's what I do. That's what
matters. That's what matters. Ain'tno crabs over here. Never have I
ever had a blistering sunburn, Areally bad one. I don't know if
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it was blistering, but yeah,one of the worst nights in my life.
I was just starting to lose weight. So I was just you know,
into grooming and things like that,and I was shaving. I started
shaving my body and so I shavedmy entire body. And then I went
tanning, which I had never done, and I went in for fifteen minutes.
Oh did you get burned? Sothat was a day or two before
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this night, and so when thatnight came, I had such a bad
sunburn all over my body. Atthe same time, the hair was annoyed
from you know, started to growback. So it was very itchy.
I had never been that itchy inmy life. It was awful. I
was up the entire night. Yeah, it was really bad, really bad.
I just do one more here.Never have I ever adjusted myself in
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public? I'm sure you have.I do that all the time. Yeah,
that's really the guy question. Girlscan't really adjust themselves. So I
guess sneeze talking with your stuff.Bless you, bless you. Oh man.
So I posted on my my umInstagram my teeth. A lot of
people are so good. It's reallynice of them. They are veneers and
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yeah, I'm super happy about them. Change my life. No, they're
not cheap for anyone that was askingthat question. No, they're not cheap.
Question. They look but it's worththe money because it's an investment,
and especially if you're you know,someone like Justin who like especially you know,
you know, even if you're notlike Justin, someone that has a
camera on them or is that eventsa lot like it's you know, it
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makes you feel good about yourself.And you know, Justin's teeth was not
bothering me or his wife, orhis family or his friends, but it
bothered him, right, And that'swhat you know, what matter. I
always thought he had a great smile. I always liked your smile. Now
and you would always hate it thoughyou'd be I don't I'm like, you
look great, and he's like no, no, no, no, because
you always had a great smile,but you didn't want to show it because
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you didn't like how your teeth werepresented in the smile. But I always
loved your smile. But now thatyou see them before and after, now
I'm like, wow, he hadsome jacked up teeth. Yeah, I
know. I'm the same way.I didn't think they were that bad.
Yeah I didn't need that. It'scrazy, but they look so good and
like, you know, I knowthere's like, um, I did you're
tell me there's like a finance planor whatever. Yeah, and that's something
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that's like, that's something you shouldyou're investing. And I feel like people
don't want to invest in themselves,like they want to buy cars or they
want to buy whatever, but investin yourself. Well, it's life changing.
Yeah. My one of my goodfriends is he actually did some work
on my house. He he sawmy teeth the final product and booked an
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appointment. Wow he's going, yeahhe's gonna finance it. Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy. So it'sdefinitely life changing. Thank you to
everybody who you know commented on them. I appreciate it very much. What
else? What some am I missinghere? Oh? The Jonas Brothers things
tonight, So you're just gonna waitit's ten twenty am, so you're just
gonna hang out here all day long? What time is the Jonas Brothers event?
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It starts at I think the listenersyou here like five, do they
know the Jonas Brothers are not goingto be here? Don't we don't know
anything? Do you know? What? Do you know they could be?
You don't know that? Oh it'slike that you don't know, Okay,
so they might be okay, maybeOkay. I just the thing was,
I was timing up my day andit made no sense to go back to
Randolph because Wednesday, says, youknow, are me and Gianna's day to
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hang out and do content. Andthen I, because I was so exhausted
from my flight home on Sunday,I cancel my gym session and went home
and slept all day. So Imoved it to Wednesday. So that means
I'm going to the gym here amile away at like one o'clock. Okay,
so you're stuck. Care So thenI put that out. Then I
put an hour into the gym.What am I gonna do go home at
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two o'clock or ninety three to showerand turn around. No, And this
is kind of I'm led to whenI wake up in the middle of the
night and don't want to go backto sleep, I just come to work.
Yeah, it's just the best thing. And we have a shower here,
so I brought everything to shower.I brought a change of clothes,
I about my makeup, so it'slike, you know what I mean.
Yeah, and that's gonna save meso much headache because going up and down
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ninety three at rush hour. Imean I never want to go down ninety
three on the Cells Shore ever.Yeah, ever, the only way only
hold on, do you hit trafficat this time? Going in ninety three?
I can wow. The thing aboutit, it's so like hectic,
you don't you never know. There'stimes at ten o'clock or you know,
ten thirty eleven, depending on whenwe leave. I fly home, I
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get home in twenty minutes. Thenthere's times at eleven o'clock. It takes
me forty five two an hour.Then if I worked out late, because
if we have like a meaning orsomething, I don't give the into like
twelve or one, then I literallylike, would it rain? Last week?
I was an hour and a halfto get home. I live like
fourteen miles from here, bro,that's insanity. Fourteen miles from here.
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It took me an hour and ahalf to get home. I know.
I put in I was gonna goto this to Tremont Street today, and
I put it in the GPS.It's like four miles away, twenty minutes,
thirty minutes to get there. It'scrazy. Yeah, So it just
wasn't worth it. Even next week, Gianna and I have to go down
to Gilette on Friday. You're welcome, by the way, Thank you.
Yeah, you know what. Youyou serve out an important purpose on this
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on this show to do everything youguys can't you know what, And you
know what. I'm indebted to you. Yeah, I really am. Because
I'm not trying to do anything likeI was hoping. They weren't going to
ask me to go to the JonasBrothers thing. Today's leg Day. Yeah,
I can't miss leg Day. Yeah. So anyways, on that Friday,
me and her have to go downto Gillette. So she was only
want to drive together. So Isaid, okay, so I'm gonna uber
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here on Friday so we can drivetogether and she can drop me off at
my house in my home because Ilive on the way to Gilette. So
I'm not gonna have my car sittinghere or have to bring her back.
Well, you know where you live. You live in Randolph? Yes,
I do live in Randolph. Yeah, I like Randolph. Yeah, you
have to Conno, do you shootinto my apartment sometime? See it?
You have no reason to do it. I don't know. I just feel
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like, you know, if therewas a reason I would. Yeah,
well, you know, when we'regoing to Gillette on next week, maybe
you'll stop in May. You canpick me up. Actually, maybe you
pitch pick me up. You thinkby anyways, you think buy my house
to go to Gillette? Oh areyou leaving right after? Yeah? That's
saying okay the Taylor Taylor buy yourcoffee. Yeah we don't have tickets.
Yeah. Are you going to cheatthat day so we can go out to
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eat after? Oh? Yeah,yeah, I gotta figure out this weekend.
So I think so Friday the bookclub, Um, what you're meeting
afterwards? That the show? I'mnot You're not I want to Okay,
So yeah, we're gonna meet atdinner with them, So that's dinner with
my wife and whatever. But thenyeah, and that's fine, I'll cheat
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that and then Saturday is the commencementand then I'll just try to you know,
eat my regular. Are you goingto Zeb's wedding? On to her?
Had one time? The commencement getsdone, But yeah, I'll stop
over. It's literally one minute away. You don't understand, the school is
right here. You put you driveaway from the school, you take a
left and in quarter of a mile. You pull into the park. Can
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I can go to It's a park, it's open, right, it's open
to anybody. It's a public park. It's a castle. Who's going to
be there, who's not going tobe there? I don't know. So
my friends small, it's big.I mean, it's a big family.
But he put it together in oneweek. A week. Oh he must
be at Horny Bastard. Oh yeah, he's it's going down. Yeah.
Well yeah, because they're waiting formarriage. Well she is, he is
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too, obviously, but you knowif she would have said yes, you
would have do a bachelor park.No, what do you mean in a
week? You live for these stripclub nights. No, he can't go
to the strip club never. Henever goes. When you guys go,
he does, he doesn't go.He goes to dinner and goes home.
Yeah, he's super Christian. He'snot trying to do minus the kid out
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of wenblaw Well, OK, allright, all right. Coming up tomorrow
is another shot at the Taylor Swiftfor residency be down there by the way,
which is gonna be very cool whenyou have a great time with the
Jonas brothers. Give us a review. Tomorrow. Well, i'd play some
Jonas Brothers right now, but Ireally don't want it, Okay, so
I'm really sorry for that. ButI do like this new Coil Array David
get a song. You've heard thisone, Baby Don't Baby, Don't hurt
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Me. You haven't heard it.I've heard the first time. It's not
a remix. It's like when theytake the old eighty song and make it
an DM song. I don't know. I like it. That's all that
matters. We outpiece by Yeah Baby, Eric comes way. You live in Randolph
Yes, sir, yes, ma'am. What's up? It is the after
show, justin Winnie Winnie. Towardsthe end of the show, I told
her a quick little story that Ihad forgotten about about how well we were
playing, never have I ever?And the question was, have you ever
told someone you loved them when youreally didn't? And I was the only
one that put my finger down,meaning I had and yeah, that's a
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true story. I met a girl. I knew this girl a little bit,
and we hooked up one night andI slept over her house, and
the next morning we hooked up again, and so and when we were hooking
up in the morning, I droppedthe elf like like like stroking me like,
yeah, it was in the moment, But that's not even the craziest
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part. For the craziest part isshe was like, I love you too.
And then I dated her for afew months, it had to have
been three to six months. Afterwards, did not like her one bit at
all. I mean, I justthought she was attractive, but I didn't
really wasn't into as a person him. But I felt compelled because I dropped
the word first that I was nowstuck in this relationship. I have a
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genuine question. Yes, how highwere you? Oh my god? I
mean I probably hadn't slept in days. I mean because I I haven't done
that, but I guided that tome. It was so and we'd been
hunging up off and on for like, legit, like five or six years,
so it wasn't as weird because wehad like a not like more of
like a friendship or friends of benefitstype thing. And I was so grossed
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out by it, like I waslike, oh my god. And he
did it more than once or something. He would say it when we had
sex, and I was like,don't say that. That's weird. That's
gross. Like we don't love eachother. I don't even like you that
much. I can't just drop thealbum. Yeah, And he would do
it, and I'd be like,oh my god, was he not high?
He was so bad. Yeah,that's messed up. At least at
least it's not right. I loveyou, and I would just be like
yeah, and I'm like okay.Then I would just get like dry because
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I'm like okay, now. Well. Then there's that and Lisa in the
Morning Present, a behind the sceneslook into Boston's favorite morning show that's a
little too much information the after showpodcasts Justin and Winning Winny. You know
what you could say is, ifyou're in the moment like that, say
(02:14):
love it. I love it,I love it, I love it.
Yeah, as opposed to I loveyou, I don't. Yeah. I
didn't like him. I did notlove it. That was so weird about
my life in that period of mylife. That's the only thing. No,
there's a lot of weird things.But but the weird weirdest to me
is so many things happened in atime of about eight fourteen years. Okay,
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that's how long I was caught upin the grips. So many things
happened that I just forget about becauseyou know, obviously maybe I wanted to
forget, but you know, Iwas under the influence. But I just
remember remember it randomly, like thatwas a perfect I completely forgot about that
girl, Christa. Where's Chris thenow? Oh it is Chris Christa?
What's ship too? I have noidea. I don't where any of these
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people are. Yeah, Krista wasmy girlfriend for a few months and I
didn't even like her. That's atrue story. Anyway, what's up?
No, Christa's she's a good person. I think I don't know she was.
She was nice. I mean shewas good at bet it clearly.
Anyway, it is Wednesday. TheBillion Lisa Show just ended. I thought
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we had some really funny moments today, didn't you, Winnie? I laughed.
I was laughing the whole show,the Mother's Day thing, And it's
so funny because you know, Lisatold the story this morning of how Tim
offered to pay for her massage yesterdayand said, oh, that can just
be your your Mother's Day gift.It was already scheduled. Yeah, And
(03:43):
it's so crazy because Jen yesterday hadan appointment to get her nails done and
I knew about it because I hadto watch Jemma. So when I got
home, she was leaving. Asshe was going on the stairs, she
goes, you know, if youwant to pay for this, this could
be my Mother's Day gift. I'mlike, oh, yeah, I'll pay
for anything you want. So Igive her my credit card and then I
thought to myself, this is thesetup. I hope she got like the
best Mannichare one hundred bucks. Oh, she should have got the deluxe petty,
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the Deluxe petty. That's what Ithought. I thought both was more
money. I mean, I caneasily spend more than that, but you
can. You can't get away witha good Manni Petty for less. But
so I think what I'm gonna doit is, and I've done it before,
is I don't know that I cando the book thing. And I
know the sentimental stuff is really cool, um, but I could you know,
I know she really likes medspa stufflike that got her lips done for
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her last time. Yeah, Iknow she really likes that kind of stuff.
So I might just get a reallybig gift card, you know,
because she won't be expecting it becauseI said, okay on the on the
nails, like, okay, Ithink I think she deserves that. She
has two kids, she does fullshe works full time. She's a bomb
mom. She deserves it all.She does it all. Yeah, no,
really she really does. She's likea super mom all while working,
(04:53):
all while getting a raise. Idon't know she sugar mama. Yeah,
it's so funny. Every time youget a raise, she makes to should
to get another one. Got anotherraise. Interest every time I've seen you,
you get it raised and make sureto get her Yeah, she's like,
fuck you, I'm not gonna letyou make more than me. I
mentioned what you played the never HaveI Ever game. I thought that went
(05:13):
well, and I thought that Ithink that's a game we game we can
play. Hey, I'm glad becauseyou were a little apprehensive about it.
I was apprehensive about me playing thegame because I've done everything, but there
are some things that I hadn't done. Yeah. Um, some of things
are really good though, Like neverhave I ever snooped through a friend's room,
cabinets or property. Definitely have donethat. I mean, I'm not
gonna ask you. You know you'vedone that. Some of these easy though.
(05:34):
Never have I ever worked with someoneI couldn't stand h Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's everybody. No, no, no, just in your different
jobs in your life. There's beenevery job, there's always gonna be people
that you don't like. I tryto tell it to my son Abel who
when he has problems with kids atschool. It's been a couple of times
I say, buddy, that's life. You know, as you grow up,
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there's gonna be more kids at schoolthat you don't get along with or
make you mad, and like you'regonna like less people than you, just
like you're gonna like you know,it's easy to just like somebody. That's
why they say the older you get, the fewer friends you have. Oh
yeah, I don't like anybody.Yeah, I have a small group of
friends. You know what's sad aboutabout about my thing is they go out
like they start using. So youknow, there's been so many people I've
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gotten close to over the years thatare clean and then they relapse. It
sucks that. Never have I eversent nudes? Yep, winnie, Yeah,
never ever received nudes? Yeah?Uh, never have I ever?
Oh, this would be good foryou. Never have I ever googled someone
before a date? Oh yeah,really yeah I would too, I think,
(06:42):
or I mistakenly do it after thedate, which is a bad idea.
That's not a good idea. Yeah, you definitely gonna look them up
on sometimes like you might forget orwhatever, and then like I go to
look at them after to the factand I'm like, funck, I shouldn't
fuck them or whatever. Never haveI ever crashed a party or wedding?
No I have not. Oh Ihave I crashed a beach party on Plumb
Island and ended up being one ofthe greatest nights. Oh good, Yeah,
(07:04):
it was really cool. It wasyou know, it was a rich
person's party, and so it wason this dope ass house. I don't
know how we got in, butI ended up sleeping on the beach,
woke up to these little crab thingsall over me. Is that what you
got? Crabs? No? No, no, that was that was one
different girl. Never have I everdated a musician? No you? I
mean what about the Jamaican rappers?There's never been a Jamaican rapperj No,
(07:32):
a DJ, but not a rapper. All right, Oh this one,
this one is an easy one forboth of us, but especially for you.
Never have I ever gotten or givena hickey? I mean you had
one last week? No I didn't. Okay, that was like I haven't
had one a one? Okay?Sure? Oh. Never have I ever
seen someone die? I don't thinkI have. I have? Yeah,
(07:55):
yeah, sad. Never have Iever gotten a bedroom related injury from fucking
I don't know. I would mustbe what it is, I think.
So yeah, never, m yougot an injury? Well, I don't
know if it's considered an injury.What do you mean? I had to
go to the er for what itwas. Two, the condom got stuck
(08:18):
in siving. Oh that's actually that'spretty common. But it happened to me
before and I could pull it out. When it happened this time, it
got to stuck like behind my cervixand they had to like literally like take
like. She was like, yeah, you couldn't have gotten out of yourself,
because I'm like, is it She'slike, no, you had to
couldn't hurt. No, it wasjust like gag in regular papchmre Like what
I would you going in there?But yeah, yeah, that's why.
(08:43):
Yeah, yeah, that does happen. I heard that happened to someone else
recently than I know. And thething is, it happened to me twice
within like not that long of aperiod of time and had never happened before.
I'm like, what the fuck?So anyway, you know what,
at least you were practicing safe sex. That's what I do. That's what
matters. That's what matters. Ain'tno crabs over here. Never have I
ever had a blistering sunburn, Areally bad one. I don't know if
(09:05):
it was blistering, but yeah,one of the worst nights in my life.
I was just starting to lose weight. So I was just you know,
into grooming and things like that,and I was shaving. I started
shaving my body and so I shavedmy entire body. And then I went
tanning, which I had never done, and I went in for fifteen minutes.
Oh did you get burned? Sothat was a day or two before
(09:28):
this night, and so when thatnight came, I had such a bad
sunburn all over my body. Atthe same time, the hair was annoyed
from you know, started to growback. So it was very itchy.
I had never been that itchy inmy life. It was awful. I
was up the entire night. Yeah, it was really bad, really bad.
I just do one more here.Never have I ever adjusted myself in
(09:54):
public? I'm sure you have.I do that all the time. Yeah,
that's really the guy question. Girlscan't really adjust themselves. So I
guess sneeze talking with your stuff.Bless you, bless you. Oh man.
So I posted on my my umInstagram my teeth. A lot of
people are so good. It's reallynice of them. They are veneers and
(10:22):
yeah, I'm super happy about them. Change my life. No, they're
not cheap for anyone that was askingthat question. No, they're not cheap.
Question. They look but it's worththe money because it's an investment,
and especially if you're you know,someone like Justin who like especially you know,
you know, even if you're notlike Justin, someone that has a
camera on them or is that eventsa lot like it's you know, it
(10:43):
makes you feel good about yourself.And you know, Justin's teeth was not
bothering me or his wife, orhis family or his friends, but it
bothered him, right, And that'swhat you know, what matter. I
always thought he had a great smile. I always liked your smile. Now
and you would always hate it thoughyou'd be I don't I'm like, you
look great, and he's like no, no, no, no, because
you always had a great smile,but you didn't want to show it because
(11:03):
you didn't like how your teeth werepresented in the smile. But I always
loved your smile. But now thatyou see them before and after, now
I'm like, wow, he hadsome jacked up teeth. Yeah, I
know. I'm the same way.I didn't think they were that bad.
Yeah I didn't need that. It'scrazy, but they look so good and
like, you know, I knowthere's like, um, I did you're
tell me there's like a finance planor whatever. Yeah, and that's something
(11:26):
that's like, that's something you shouldyou're investing. And I feel like people
don't want to invest in themselves,like they want to buy cars or they
want to buy whatever, but investin yourself. Well, it's life changing.
Yeah. My one of my goodfriends is he actually did some work
on my house. He he sawmy teeth the final product and booked an
(11:46):
appointment. Wow he's going, yeahhe's gonna finance it. Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy. So it'sdefinitely life changing. Thank you to
everybody who you know commented on them. I appreciate it very much. What
else? What some am I missinghere? Oh? The Jonas Brothers things
tonight, So you're just gonna waitit's ten twenty am, so you're just
gonna hang out here all day long? What time is the Jonas Brothers event?
(12:09):
It starts at I think the listenersyou here like five, do they
know the Jonas Brothers are not goingto be here? Don't we don't know
anything? Do you know? What? Do you know they could be?
You don't know that? Oh it'slike that you don't know, Okay,
so they might be okay, maybeOkay. I just the thing was,
I was timing up my day andit made no sense to go back to
Randolph because Wednesday, says, youknow, are me and Gianna's day to
(12:31):
hang out and do content. Andthen I, because I was so exhausted
from my flight home on Sunday,I cancel my gym session and went home
and slept all day. So Imoved it to Wednesday. So that means
I'm going to the gym here amile away at like one o'clock. Okay,
so you're stuck. Care So thenI put that out. Then I
put an hour into the gym.What am I gonna do go home at
(12:54):
two o'clock or ninety three to showerand turn around. No, And this
is kind of I'm led to whenI wake up in the middle of the
night and don't want to go backto sleep, I just come to work.
Yeah, it's just the best thing. And we have a shower here,
so I brought everything to shower.I brought a change of clothes,
I about my makeup, so it'slike, you know what I mean.
Yeah, and that's gonna save meso much headache because going up and down
(13:18):
ninety three at rush hour. Imean I never want to go down ninety
three on the Cells Shore ever.Yeah, ever, the only way only
hold on, do you hit trafficat this time? Going in ninety three?
I can wow. The thing aboutit, it's so like hectic,
you don't you never know. There'stimes at ten o'clock or you know,
ten thirty eleven, depending on whenwe leave. I fly home, I
(13:41):
get home in twenty minutes. Thenthere's times at eleven o'clock. It takes
me forty five two an hour.Then if I worked out late, because
if we have like a meaning orsomething, I don't give the into like
twelve or one, then I literallylike, would it rain? Last week?
I was an hour and a halfto get home. I live like
fourteen miles from here, bro,that's insanity. Fourteen miles from here.
(14:01):
It took me an hour and ahalf to get home. I know.
I put in I was gonna goto this to Tremont Street today, and
I put it in the GPS.It's like four miles away, twenty minutes,
thirty minutes to get there. It'scrazy. Yeah, So it just
wasn't worth it. Even next week, Gianna and I have to go down
to Gilette on Friday. You're welcome, by the way, Thank you.
Yeah, you know what. Youyou serve out an important purpose on this
(14:24):
on this show to do everything youguys can't you know what, And you
know what. I'm indebted to you. Yeah, I really am. Because
I'm not trying to do anything likeI was hoping. They weren't going to
ask me to go to the JonasBrothers thing. Today's leg Day. Yeah,
I can't miss leg Day. Yeah. So anyways, on that Friday,
me and her have to go downto Gillette. So she was only
want to drive together. So Isaid, okay, so I'm gonna uber
(14:45):
here on Friday so we can drivetogether and she can drop me off at
my house in my home because Ilive on the way to Gilette. So
I'm not gonna have my car sittinghere or have to bring her back.
Well, you know where you live. You live in Randolph? Yes,
I do live in Randolph. Yeah, I like Randolph. Yeah, you
have to Conno, do you shootinto my apartment sometime? See it?
You have no reason to do it. I don't know. I just feel
(15:05):
like, you know, if therewas a reason I would. Yeah,
well, you know, when we'regoing to Gillette on next week, maybe
you'll stop in May. You canpick me up. Actually, maybe you
pitch pick me up. You thinkby anyways, you think buy my house
to go to Gillette? Oh areyou leaving right after? Yeah? That's
saying okay the Taylor Taylor buy yourcoffee. Yeah we don't have tickets.
Yeah. Are you going to cheatthat day so we can go out to
(15:26):
eat after? Oh? Yeah,yeah, I gotta figure out this weekend.
So I think so Friday the bookclub, Um, what you're meeting
afterwards? That the show? I'mnot You're not I want to Okay,
So yeah, we're gonna meet atdinner with them, So that's dinner with
my wife and whatever. But thenyeah, and that's fine, I'll cheat
(15:48):
that and then Saturday is the commencementand then I'll just try to you know,
eat my regular. Are you goingto Zeb's wedding? On to her?
Had one time? The commencement getsdone, But yeah, I'll stop
over. It's literally one minute away. You don't understand, the school is
right here. You put you driveaway from the school, you take a
left and in quarter of a mile. You pull into the park. Can
(16:08):
I can go to It's a park, it's open, right, it's open
to anybody. It's a public park. It's a castle. Who's going to
be there, who's not going tobe there? I don't know. So
my friends small, it's big.I mean, it's a big family.
But he put it together in oneweek. A week. Oh he must
be at Horny Bastard. Oh yeah, he's it's going down. Yeah.
Well yeah, because they're waiting formarriage. Well she is, he is
(16:30):
too, obviously, but you knowif she would have said yes, you
would have do a bachelor park.No, what do you mean in a
week? You live for these stripclub nights. No, he can't go
to the strip club never. Henever goes. When you guys go,
he does, he doesn't go.He goes to dinner and goes home.
Yeah, he's super Christian. He'snot trying to do minus the kid out
(16:52):
of wenblaw Well, OK, allright, all right. Coming up tomorrow
is another shot at the Taylor Swiftfor residency be down there by the way,
which is gonna be very cool whenyou have a great time with the
Jonas brothers. Give us a review. Tomorrow. Well, i'd play some
Jonas Brothers right now, but Ireally don't want it, Okay, so
I'm really sorry for that. ButI do like this new Coil Array David
get a song. You've heard thisone, Baby Don't Baby, Don't hurt
(17:14):
Me. You haven't heard it.I've heard the first time. It's not
a remix. It's like when theytake the old eighty song and make it
an DM song. I don't know. I like it. That's all that
matters. We outpiece by Yeah Baby, Eric comes way. You live in Randolph
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