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(00:00):
She is put those headphones on you. Good luck charm, the good luck
charm. No matter what, no, no matter how much shit we gave
you today, all you have tosay is good luck, chump. They
won. I'm a lucky rum andJianna and never go to the game.
What a loser. Two games ina row they lose both. They won
(00:21):
my fucking forty. Yeah, Ididn't watch the game at all, but
you know what, she was thereand they fucking won. Billy and Lisa
in the Morning Present, behind thescenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
That's a little too much information.The after show podcast. I should change
(00:42):
that actually to Justin and Fred.Okay, you could do that, whatever
you want to do. I'm atyour disposal. Oh god, another shit
day outside, and like, canwe talk about the fact that I'm dying
and you don't care what you havea hang nail? No, I'm serious.
My fucking finger isn't affected, it'sswollen. My arm is going numb,
(01:03):
and you don't care. I mean, I do care, but I
have I have a thumb. Imean, I have a thing on my
lip. How do you think Ifeel? Everyone's got problems? Okay,
suck it. Up. But you'renot gonna die. I mean, I
don't know. This thing might eatmy face up. That sucks he takes
some motion or something. No,I'm going to do My mother, who
(01:23):
is ann like, she's the personthat tells you don't go to doctor unless
you're dying. She even told meabo the doctor is that because of the
pain. The arm pain. Yeah, my arm feels like it's going to
sleep for like an app for likehours. Oh that's not actually not good.
Let's look up. Let's have somefun. No, no, no,
no, no, no, that'snot arm. Numbness with my thumb
(01:45):
is swollen. See if there's somethingfor swollen. Okay, let's say so
o uh uh, I know whatit is. No, seriously, carpal
tunnel. No, it's not carpaltunnel. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
that's what it says. I don'tyou numb on your hand too? No,
(02:06):
but like this is hard. Thispart of my thumb is hard.
Where the thumber is. You can'tpay me to touch that thumb. But
look at see the difference inside.The Numbness entangling in the hand and arm
caused by a pinch nerve in thewrist, also known as car. Do
you see how this is? Isyour swollen? Your thumb is definitely swollen.
Yeah, did you do something toit? I told you I I
(02:28):
picked a hang man that was botheringme. And now look at that.
Isn't that look affected? Oh mygod, your thumb is huge? Are
you being an asshole? I'm not. Yeah, look at the difference.
It's it's double the size. Yeah, holy crap. But I don't understand
how that can cause the arm thing. But my mom said, if I
saw this one like a bloodstreamline going, I don't see a red line though.
(02:50):
It's definitely a nerve thing. It'sgot to be a nerve thing.
Wow. All right, Well,good luck you're going today. I'm gonna
go right now. Oh I goingto Florida tomorrow. Oh yeah, you
gotta be all set for the multitudeof men you gotta meet down there anyway.
Yeah, Lisa's in New York.Shill be in New York tomorrow.
I thought she thought everything went well. She sounded nice and clear. She's
(03:14):
gonna be with Jlo. What doesthat sound? What sound? Oh?
Yeah, Billy, I hear that. That's Billy Els had studio. How
loud is that? Well? He'sdeaf. Yeah, so Lisa will be
out with Jlo today this afternoon,so we'll have some of that tomorrow.
And yeah, it's been all arounda busy show. It Um yeah,
I don't know. I feel goodabout it. How about you. I'm
(03:36):
good. I'm definitely hung upper.I drink so much last night. Yeah,
I know. It's so funny whileLead was listening, because you came
in and go, yeah, youknow, I was meeting all the celebrities
or whatever, and the only personI asked for a picture was while Eid
and he said no. He saidno, and then he texted when he
took pictures with the whole arenas,I let's think about no. No,
(03:58):
no, no, oh my god. He knows what he's doing. No,
but he um no, he wasvery gracious. He you know,
connects a lot of people. RichPaul, like I said, super super
nice, a Dall's boyfriend, reallyreally nice. Actually told me that when
you know, while Lead was Idon't know if you were there or just
her, but while Ed was like, oh, oh rich Ashley, this
is my friend, Rich Rich thisis Ashley. Yeah, I think nothing.
(04:20):
Yeah, no, he was joking. He was telling people, oh
he's a talented one in the relationship. And the cat was laughing. Oh
really yeah, No, he wasgood. Everyone, I mean everyone was
really nice. We were talking toJawan Bentley, who was a Patriot player
and I worked there when he wasa rookie. Iviously didn't say that,
but he has this very nice,deep voice and he and he's like,
I don't know, warnings a littleearly for me, but like I'll called,
(04:41):
he's cooking at night, but peopleputting people to sleep, and I
was like, you could immediate sleep. Oh my god. Yeah, he
has a voice like you want torock me asleep? Baby. I wish
I had the deeper voice. Youhave a nice voice. I know when
I'm sick, chest cold or gettingover one. Yeah, I sound really
deep, you know, like thatlike like Marvin Gay you no, like
Barry White, They not that deep. But like Howard Stern. Howard Stern
(05:05):
has a really deep Howard Stern.Is it making horny? No? No,
no, no, he makes youthe opposite of Yeah, he makes
me dry. Yeah. Catch upon the show today. It was a
packed one. We had the bubbleguy on Denny Yang. I okay,
this is not really I know you'rehat joking, but you know I did
pay attention to the game. Imean, yeah, yes and no.
(05:29):
I mean there were times when,yeah, you watched. But here's the
funniest part about it was you wereon one end of the court, right,
okay, behind one hoop. Yeah, so obviously it goes back and
forth the game. When the game'son the other side of the court,
that's when you would say, Okay, you'd expect look at your phone all
the way down there, look upat the screen everyonce in a while.
But we saw you on your phonewhen they were on your side. The
(05:51):
action is happening right in front ofyour face. Yeah, that was the
best part. And they kept showingit's so funny because they launched the drone
camp Yeah yeah, so it wentright on you. Yeah, so it
was funny. I know people,I've never had some people messaging me I
see, I see, I seeyou really was texting me last night.
Yeah yeah, He's like, Whinny, I'm looking at Whinnie on the TV,
(06:13):
not paying attention at all on herfucking vote. It was really funny.
Um. So, yeah, wehad Denny Yang and the Bubble Guy.
Go check out the videos on thatis that up? I gotta post
that up, isn't it on yours? You put on post on kiss?
No motor boarding is up the motorboardings? Have you said, Denny Yang?
Oh yeah yeah, Sorr, Yeahyeah, you're waiting on post that.
Sorry, I'm gonna post that afterI go to the well. I'm
(06:35):
waiting the doctor. You can goto my instagram at just to basy that.
There you will find the Denny Yang. I mean, this guy's incredible
and if you have kids, itmight be a good thing to bring him
to the show May thirteenth at theEmerson Colonial. And then we had Chelsea
Lynn and who's gonna meet the wilburtonight trailer trash Tammy, who I was
not familiar with when he was Peoplewent nuts in the building for her,
(06:58):
and I love it because she rolledup by herself and she said, Hey,
I'm Chelsea or Tammy, whatever youwant to call me. The coolest
ever. She's really good on theair too, right, don't you think
she was awesome? I really reallyliked her. Um me and her exchange
numbers so that I have her.I told her when she comes the next
time, just to text me.Look next time she's here. That way
she You know, wow, Ijust said, give us a text.
So who did you? Did Santyask you for his video? Who the
(07:18):
most famous person in your phone is? He asked me off air when he
was thinking about like totally the ideaaround it. Well, I have I
have an NFL player in my phone, but I don't think that's his number
anymore. Um, but I had, I said Billy Billy locally Billy or
Ashley, But um, like I'mtrying to think who I would, I
(07:39):
don't No, I don't really haveit. I said mine was Jay Cutler.
I have Brodie Jenna's manager. Yeah, I have a lot of those
the people, but the actual numbernow might beat trash Jammy. Oh no,
it's definitely that football player, butI don't know if that's his number
anymore. Yeah, you usually havetheir people, I know I always have.
Like, Okay, so remember DemiLevado did the house party? Yes,
(08:01):
yes, yes, So I washanging out with her. I don't
even know who she was. Itwas her someone on her team, but
I got her number because she's like, Yeah, you need anything with DEMI,
just hit me up. You knowthe thing with celebrities, they changed
their number all the time. Soyeah, I'm looking out. I would
probably ask her or Billy. Yeah, but you have a lot one of
us too, because you do alot more booking than I do. Yeah,
(08:22):
you never get that their number.I have ed Kine from Big Night.
I don't have that one. UmI have? Um? Who else?
Do I have? Hesh from KidsWant Away? Oh? You have
he? I got Buddy Costah.That's that's there. We go, Buddy
worth your time. I have Joethe bread Joe Piandosi the bread Guy.
(08:43):
Oh nice, he asked you togo on his radio show. Yet yes,
and I said yes, and Inever checked. All right, we
gotta go, I gotta go.Okay, all right, I'm the one
of the fucking finger that's falling onI know. Well, my porch is
getting done today. Look at it'sgetting done right now, Maureen Hancock.
Oh nice, I'm just going throughmy list. Hold on, you know.
Oh I have Lenny Mark, LennyClark porch. Oh yeah, it's
(09:07):
all done right now. Oh now, I know I'm Lenny Clark. That's
money. That's my most famous person. There you go. I have a
great day, everybody. No podcasttomorrow and then Monday. It's gonna be
a very short podcast. We havea meeting. Is the big meeting at
ten it's at ten fifteen. Yeah, so we got to get our post
production stuff and then yeah we'll dolike you know, we'll try to do
five ten minutes on Monday. Iwant to go to this meeting. It'll
(09:28):
be fine, but no podcast tomorrow. It's gonna be them just shitting on
us. Oh cool, yeah,what we're doing wrong. Well, at
least i'll have that post Florida glow. Well I'm in there not thinking about
like how great, how great.It's gonna be what you're doing wrong.
But you know what, that's howwe get better. You know, they're
gonna point out off flaws and thenhopefully we'll we'll approve on those, and
then Billy will pout for a week. Oh Billy will be crying. He'll
(09:50):
be crying by ten ten. Ijust quit right now. I suck,
Yeah, I suck. Anyway,we're out, have a great weekend piece.
She is put those headphones on you. Good luck charm, the good luck
charm. No matter what, no, no matter how much shit we gave
you today, all you have tosay is good luck, chump. They
won. I'm a lucky rum andJianna and never go to the game.
What a loser. Two games ina row they lose both. They won
(00:21):
my fucking forty. Yeah, Ididn't watch the game at all, but
you know what, she was thereand they fucking won. Billy and Lisa
in the Morning Present, behind thescenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
That's a little too much information.The after show podcast. I should change
(00:42):
that actually to Justin and Fred.Okay, you could do that, whatever
you want to do. I'm atyour disposal. Oh god, another shit
day outside, and like, canwe talk about the fact that I'm dying
and you don't care what you havea hang nail? No, I'm serious.
My fucking finger isn't affected, it'sswollen. My arm is going numb,
(01:03):
and you don't care. I mean, I do care, but I
have I have a thumb. Imean, I have a thing on my
lip. How do you think Ifeel? Everyone's got problems? Okay,
suck it. Up. But you'renot gonna die. I mean, I
don't know. This thing might eatmy face up. That sucks he takes
some motion or something. No,I'm going to do My mother, who
(01:23):
is ann like, she's the personthat tells you don't go to doctor unless
you're dying. She even told meabo the doctor is that because of the
pain. The arm pain. Yeah, my arm feels like it's going to
sleep for like an app for likehours. Oh that's not actually not good.
Let's look up. Let's have somefun. No, no, no,
no, no, no, that'snot arm. Numbness with my thumb
(01:45):
is swollen. See if there's somethingfor swollen. Okay, let's say so
o uh uh, I know whatit is. No, seriously, carpal
tunnel. No, it's not carpaltunnel. Yeah, yeah, it's it's
that's what it says. I don'tyou numb on your hand too? No,
(02:06):
but like this is hard. Thispart of my thumb is hard.
Where the thumber is. You can'tpay me to touch that thumb. But
look at see the difference inside.The Numbness entangling in the hand and arm
caused by a pinch nerve in thewrist, also known as car. Do
you see how this is? Isyour swollen? Your thumb is definitely swollen.
Yeah, did you do something toit? I told you I I
(02:28):
picked a hang man that was botheringme. And now look at that.
Isn't that look affected? Oh mygod, your thumb is huge? Are
you being an asshole? I'm not. Yeah, look at the difference.
It's it's double the size. Yeah, holy crap. But I don't understand
how that can cause the arm thing. But my mom said, if I
saw this one like a bloodstreamline going, I don't see a red line though.
(02:50):
It's definitely a nerve thing. It'sgot to be a nerve thing.
Wow. All right, Well,good luck you're going today. I'm gonna
go right now. Oh I goingto Florida tomorrow. Oh yeah, you
gotta be all set for the multitudeof men you gotta meet down there anyway.
Yeah, Lisa's in New York.Shill be in New York tomorrow.
I thought she thought everything went well. She sounded nice and clear. She's
(03:14):
gonna be with Jlo. What doesthat sound? What sound? Oh?
Yeah, Billy, I hear that. That's Billy Els had studio. How
loud is that? Well? He'sdeaf. Yeah, so Lisa will be
out with Jlo today this afternoon,so we'll have some of that tomorrow.
And yeah, it's been all arounda busy show. It Um yeah,
I don't know. I feel goodabout it. How about you. I'm
(03:36):
good. I'm definitely hung upper.I drink so much last night. Yeah,
I know. It's so funny whileLead was listening, because you came
in and go, yeah, youknow, I was meeting all the celebrities
or whatever, and the only personI asked for a picture was while Eid
and he said no. He saidno, and then he texted when he
took pictures with the whole arenas,I let's think about no. No,
(03:58):
no, no, oh my god. He knows what he's doing. No,
but he um no, he wasvery gracious. He you know,
connects a lot of people. RichPaul, like I said, super super
nice, a Dall's boyfriend, reallyreally nice. Actually told me that when
you know, while Lead was Idon't know if you were there or just
her, but while Ed was like, oh, oh rich Ashley, this
is my friend, Rich Rich thisis Ashley. Yeah, I think nothing.
(04:20):
Yeah, no, he was joking. He was telling people, oh
he's a talented one in the relationship. And the cat was laughing. Oh
really yeah, No, he wasgood. Everyone, I mean everyone was
really nice. We were talking toJawan Bentley, who was a Patriot player
and I worked there when he wasa rookie. Iviously didn't say that,
but he has this very nice,deep voice and he and he's like,
I don't know, warnings a littleearly for me, but like I'll called,
(04:41):
he's cooking at night, but peopleputting people to sleep, and I
was like, you could immediate sleep. Oh my god. Yeah, he
has a voice like you want torock me asleep? Baby. I wish
I had the deeper voice. Youhave a nice voice. I know when
I'm sick, chest cold or gettingover one. Yeah, I sound really
deep, you know, like thatlike like Marvin Gay you no, like
Barry White, They not that deep. But like Howard Stern. Howard Stern
(05:05):
has a really deep Howard Stern.Is it making horny? No? No,
no, no, he makes youthe opposite of Yeah, he makes
me dry. Yeah. Catch upon the show today. It was a
packed one. We had the bubbleguy on Denny Yang. I okay,
this is not really I know you'rehat joking, but you know I did
pay attention to the game. Imean, yeah, yes and no.
(05:29):
I mean there were times when,yeah, you watched. But here's the
funniest part about it was you wereon one end of the court, right,
okay, behind one hoop. Yeah, so obviously it goes back and
forth the game. When the game'son the other side of the court,
that's when you would say, Okay, you'd expect look at your phone all
the way down there, look upat the screen everyonce in a while.
But we saw you on your phonewhen they were on your side. The
(05:51):
action is happening right in front ofyour face. Yeah, that was the
best part. And they kept showingit's so funny because they launched the drone
camp Yeah yeah, so it wentright on you. Yeah, so it
was funny. I know people,I've never had some people messaging me I
see, I see, I seeyou really was texting me last night.
Yeah yeah, He's like, Whinny, I'm looking at Whinnie on the TV,
(06:13):
not paying attention at all on herfucking vote. It was really funny.
Um. So, yeah, wehad Denny Yang and the Bubble Guy.
Go check out the videos on thatis that up? I gotta post
that up, isn't it on yours? You put on post on kiss?
No motor boarding is up the motorboardings? Have you said, Denny Yang?
Oh yeah yeah, Sorr, Yeahyeah, you're waiting on post that.
Sorry, I'm gonna post that afterI go to the well. I'm
(06:35):
waiting the doctor. You can goto my instagram at just to basy that.
There you will find the Denny Yang. I mean, this guy's incredible
and if you have kids, itmight be a good thing to bring him
to the show May thirteenth at theEmerson Colonial. And then we had Chelsea
Lynn and who's gonna meet the wilburtonight trailer trash Tammy, who I was
not familiar with when he was Peoplewent nuts in the building for her,
(06:58):
and I love it because she rolledup by herself and she said, Hey,
I'm Chelsea or Tammy, whatever youwant to call me. The coolest
ever. She's really good on theair too, right, don't you think
she was awesome? I really reallyliked her. Um me and her exchange
numbers so that I have her.I told her when she comes the next
time, just to text me.Look next time she's here. That way
she You know, wow, Ijust said, give us a text.
So who did you? Did Santyask you for his video? Who the
(07:18):
most famous person in your phone is? He asked me off air when he
was thinking about like totally the ideaaround it. Well, I have I
have an NFL player in my phone, but I don't think that's his number
anymore. Um, but I had, I said Billy Billy locally Billy or
Ashley, But um, like I'mtrying to think who I would, I
(07:39):
don't No, I don't really haveit. I said mine was Jay Cutler.
I have Brodie Jenna's manager. Yeah, I have a lot of those
the people, but the actual numbernow might beat trash Jammy. Oh no,
it's definitely that football player, butI don't know if that's his number
anymore. Yeah, you usually havetheir people, I know I always have.
Like, Okay, so remember DemiLevado did the house party? Yes,
(08:01):
yes, yes, So I washanging out with her. I don't
even know who she was. Itwas her someone on her team, but
I got her number because she's like, Yeah, you need anything with DEMI,
just hit me up. You knowthe thing with celebrities, they changed
their number all the time. Soyeah, I'm looking out. I would
probably ask her or Billy. Yeah, but you have a lot one of
us too, because you do alot more booking than I do. Yeah,
(08:22):
you never get that their number.I have ed Kine from Big Night.
I don't have that one. UmI have? Um? Who else?
Do I have? Hesh from KidsWant Away? Oh? You have
he? I got Buddy Costah.That's that's there. We go, Buddy
worth your time. I have Joethe bread Joe Piandosi the bread Guy.
(08:43):
Oh nice, he asked you togo on his radio show. Yet yes,
and I said yes, and Inever checked. All right, we
gotta go, I gotta go.Okay, all right, I'm the one
of the fucking finger that's falling onI know. Well, my porch is
getting done today. Look at it'sgetting done right now, Maureen Hancock.
Oh nice, I'm just going throughmy list. Hold on, you know.
Oh I have Lenny Mark, LennyClark porch. Oh yeah, it's
(09:07):
all done right now. Oh now, I know I'm Lenny Clark. That's
money. That's my most famous person. There you go. I have a
great day, everybody. No podcasttomorrow and then Monday. It's gonna be
a very short podcast. We havea meeting. Is the big meeting at
ten it's at ten fifteen. Yeah, so we got to get our post
production stuff and then yeah we'll dolike you know, we'll try to do
five ten minutes on Monday. Iwant to go to this meeting. It'll
(09:28):
be fine, but no podcast tomorrow. It's gonna be them just shitting on
us. Oh cool, yeah,what we're doing wrong. Well, at
least i'll have that post Florida glow. Well I'm in there not thinking about
like how great, how great.It's gonna be what you're doing wrong.
But you know what, that's howwe get better. You know, they're
gonna point out off flaws and thenhopefully we'll we'll approve on those, and
then Billy will pout for a week. Oh Billy will be crying. He'll
(09:50):
be crying by ten ten. Ijust quit right now. I suck,
Yeah, I suck. Anyway,we're out, have a great weekend piece.
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