Guess What Day It Is...

It's an exciting day for Justin.

Episode Transcript

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Guess what day it is. Guesswhat day it is? Day? It's
Toothday. Why can't I hear youbecause I'm not talking to the mic,
and my ear fucking hearts, myleg hurts, and I'm horny and I
don't even know. I could haveleft the laugh cart out and I'm really
not that horny. But anyways,I just well, happy Tuesday, everybody.
Yeah, it is Toothday. It'sthe day I get my final things

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down in my teeth. I gota smile make over, which I'm really
happy about. So listen to thetemporary ones that I have in look good,
and they're telling me that the finalones are gonna look better. The
only thing is is I have toget the novercane. No, the cane,
dude. They put so much inthe listen to this winning so I
had to have. You know.It took a few hours to get the

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tempts in and everything, and theydo use so much novercane, you know.
So I felt no pain, whichI didn't, but when I was
done, I couldn't even close mymouth and I was like drooling, you
know, And so I was tryingto check out, and I was like
bye, see light and jewel comingout of my mom It was really funny,
but I'm super excited. It's beenthree weeks since I got them in,

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so, uh, you know,if you didn't know, my smile
is something I've always been self consciousabout. You know, my teeth were
really crooked and they were staining,and no matter what I did, I
couldn't get them right. And soI went to the Spot Perfect Smiles and
they gave me a smile makeover.So I got mine done. Hopefully when
you get yours done next, Ohreally and you'll be oh, I don't

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know, yeah, amile makeover.Well, I mean I just need my
teeth white and actually need I needa Visilene too, insie. Yeah,
I don't want. I don't needveneers do I? Um? I mean
there's many things you can do.So there's there's Veneers you could do,
there's crowns you can do, youcan do in Visilne. I mean there's
many different options. I think aswe get older, the teeth start to
shift. And what's happening with myson now is he doesn't want to brush

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and I'm a big brusher and flosser, so he's already had two cavities.
On Friday, I had to takehim to get another filling in the back
because his teeth are very tight together. Getting a filling at six yeah,
dude, yep, or his bigteeth is all his adult teeth in I
no, no, no, hehasn't. My niece is losing her teeth
right now. She's six. Yeah. Yeah, so he has one that's

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loose. But he, Um,you know, he doesn't want to in
the morning. He puts up afight to brush. So I think my
wife, she has two kids there, she doesn't always make him brush.
She tries tries to get him too. So I went on Friday and he
had to get laughing gas. Thespot isn't laughing gas. So, um,
he's fine, he's just chilling.Got the filling. So now I'm

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on. I'm the brush police now. So now it's brush every morning,
in floss and brush every night.And I was talking to the dentist,
who, by the way, issuper cool. This guy's like meant for
children, okay, and a children'sdentist. No, but I was gonna
say, he's like blippy do youknow who? Oh, my niece is

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like him. But my friend's sonis four and he's obsessively. Yeah,
he's blippy. Yeah he looks likeblippy. Yeah yeah, let's see what
the what does the farm do?Yeah? What does the police officer?
Do? You know how much moneythat man's wears, like like sixty million
dollars time? You want to knowthat The weird part of it though,
he used to be a dirty comedian. Not only that does a video online.

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Yeah I'm pooping And that's beside thepoint, and that is who you
let your children look up to.Yeah, but he is like the uh
is the the blippy of the Somy son loves him. So he got
his feeling and I was talking tohim and I told him, I'm like,
dude, I can't get him tobrush, and he said, no,
you need to be brushing for himand flossing for him. And then

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it's a light bulb went off inmy head and I thought, he's right,
I can do it. So nowAbel loves it because he but wait,
does he see not get his teethbrushed until you get home after after
a long day. Yeah, soat night, but who brushes it in
the morning. Well that's the problemnow the weekend, So no, I
mean he brushes a lot of thedays, but they're in some days where
she just she just gives up onhim. He's a pain in the fucking

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ass. That's what it's like tohave children. But I know and y
I would say, wy, don'tyou want kids? And I'm like,
because literally, this is how youtalk about your children. It really is
listened. Some days I look atthem and I'm like, oh, give
me the cuttle up on you.I love you, daddy, And then
other days like last night, whereI'm like, why the fuck did I
have kids? Billy and Lisa inthe Morning Present, behind the scenes,

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look into Boston's favorite morning show that'sa little too much information, the after
show podcasts and winning and you know, um, one more thing on the
on the on the teeth thing notI didn't have. My parents never brushed
and floshed for me. I neverknew about flossing. So I think it's

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cool that I'm every night building theroutine with him where I can flo flost
his teeth and brush his teeth andhe can see how I how I'd do
it, and hopefully it'll be good. You know, that's great. I'm
happy for you. I hope itworks out. I hope he isn't I
want to ask. So he's soat that age. You know, some
kids hate the dentist. So thelaughing gas is the key. Typically a

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typical dentist, you know, he'dbe scared, but they give him the
laughing gas and he's high as akite. See. I never hated the
dentist. I hated the doctor becauseI had to get weight. That was
a chubby kid. You didn't mindabout this, no, because it wasn't
somebody looking at me like, Iknow you're only eight, but you're a
fat as I know that, youknow what I mean. I've been chubby

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my entire life. So my weightit's been a topic of conversation for the
doctor every time. And when wewere younger, we went to a patrician.
You know, obviously it was apractice, so you didn't always get
the same patrician, so you'd haveone who was like getting new judgment every
time. Yeah, and my momhated one of them because she was so
like such a bitch with about ourweight. And then other ones were more

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delicate like, oh, you know, try this instead, you know,
because my mom you know, didher best to make sure we you know,
like we had healthy options that wewere in sports, we just naturally
chubby people. Yeah, like soI know that's why I hate. I
hated the scale to like last year. So he gets he gets laughing gas
and it's fine. But the funnything about the doctor is I've gotten the

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same thing, especially you know,when I gained a bunch of weight.
But the last couple of years andthis last year especially, I went from
my physical and I'm healthy, I'mvery healthy, and it's always you're doing
really good, justin you're healthy.Butt your weight, you're you know,
you need to lose weight. Sothis past year, I thought to myself,

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I started in September my new newestjourney, and I went to see
him in October and I made apact with myself that next year when I
go back this October coming, I'mwant to be down, okay for a
year down. Do you know whatyour BM like? Not? You know
what the like the healthy weight isfor your height? Do you know what
it is? I do? It'saround one ninety okay, not that?

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What are you only like you liketwo fifteen? No? Two oh nine?
Oh okay, I'm getting close there. So yeah, I want to
walk in there because all my bloodwork is good. Everything is good.
Okay, But honest, honestly,those scales should wait, or I mean
I should be one hundred pounds.Yep, that's I'm if I lose every
if I'm the healthiest person ever,I will never be one hundred pounds.

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He has a perfect one for you. My friend zeb who I work out
with. Would you think he's unhealthy? Would you think he's obese? No,
he's a picture of health. Hehas like a he has like a
six pack. Yep, yep.According to the doctor, he's obese based
on his weight because he's on muscle. Yeah. Yeah, it says it
shouldn't be best off body fat.You would think so. But you know

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when he goes to the doctor,the doctor that always says, no,
well you might want to lose acouple of the pounds. Yeah that's the
way. That's what it's the way. Thing is annoying. Yeah. So
anyway, it's Tuesday, Yeah,it's toothday. So I'll be leaving shortly
for that when he is going tothe Celtics game tomorrow. One side,
I am, I am wow,No, what's cool about that? Not
even just the game in playoffs it'sit's all the celebrities that yeah, that's

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and like you know, I've gone. I've been lucky enough to go to
UM a good amount of games oncourtside because my friend, our friend Ashley
down the hall Um Nothing New Radio, has a family friend that works for
the Celtics, so we've been ableto go and every time, like every
like the regular games, you'll alwayssee like you know, Patriots players and

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you know certain other sports players youknow, not for the Celtics, and
maybe a celebrity here and there.But the playoffs you'll see like the A
listers that you're like, why arethey even in Boston, and if they
have the inn if they're big fanof the team they're playing, like that
could be you know, whatever teamthey're playing, you should. You can
also explain it like this. Theseats that you're gonna be sitting in UM,

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those seats are all reserved for celebrities. Yes, so those are the
ones that they leave open. Andso if a celebrity is in Boston,
Saint Mark Wahlberg is in Boston,hood up the Celtics and say hey,
I want to come to the game, they'll put them in those seats.
Right exactly. But also one ofthe best things about it too is it's
the plethora of food that you getto have. Wait, is the food

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free? Yes, it is theonly thing you pay for his alcoholic beverages.
So if you get soda water,it's free at your seat. At
your seat. But there's a callthe Legends where we go, you know,
during kiss conentrept when you go beforethe game and they have a spread.
Normally they have you know, twodifferent types of meals, um,
stay, tips, pasta, youknow whatever, side, all the sides
whatever. That's to start the game, okay, and they open an hour

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and a half or two hours beforethe game. Then you can go cheer
seat and you can order drinks andwhatever to your seat. Halftime you come
out, there's snacks, there's candy, popcorn, all that good shit.
And then on the way out atthe end of the game, they have
pizza for you to take home.Wow, So I'm gonna I am gonna
cheat. I am gonna eat myway through that game. Oh is that
why what Walid had said to Billy, You know, don't pay for parking.

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You know, you're a legend Legendsway, what does that mean?
Probably legends way, buddy, Ihit him up about parking. I'm not
that I cared about paying. Ijust didn't if there's another place to park
beside the garage. And he's like, oh no, that's the only place.
I'm like, okay, wait whatis park the garage? Oh?
I thought there was like another placeto park that like might be like a
little bit walk but you can youget out quickly. But anyways, yeah,

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he went last night. He goesevery game. You know. I
tried to get him to come onthe show today and he wouldn't And I
said to him, no, no, no, no. This was yesterday
And I said to him because hewas meeting up with Meek mil going to
the Celts game. And I saidto him, you know what, the
first rule of being the most connectedguy in Boston is you don't talk about
being the most connected guy in Boston. He said no, That's what I

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said to him. Because he keptsaying no. I was like, oh,
I just drop by and say hello, you can pop on, talk
about the Celtics to Jack Harlowe stuff. He's always got stuff going. He
works for Kevin Hart. Yeah,but you know he doesn't want a time.
He's not like he doesn't want thespotlight. Oh you're saying, and
that's why he is. That's whyhe is the most connected guy in Boston.
Yeah, because he's not on theradio like we want him to,
right, you know, yeah,I need to get you know. What's

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so funny is I still want toWhen I see him tomorrow'm gona use the
number we only we only DM andI'm like, bro, like I'd rather
just text you. Yeah. He'skind of weird though, and again he's
you know, the most fa youmessage him, you'll be Yeah, we're
having a conversation yesterday for like twentyminutes, back and forth, and then
all of a sudden he went ghost. Yeah, never heard frohim again.
But like you know, we've obviouslyI'm Lebanese, his familys Lebanese. We've

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been to the restaurant, you know, we've mingled with his family, the
Lebanese connection. You know. I'mlike, bro, just text me like
why like this is just what theInstagram thing? Like what number? No?
His number? No? And Isee him tomorrow, I'm like,
bro, but the fuck are youtoo cool to give me a number?
Anyways? That's fine, all right, So we gotta the crazy call.
Today we have the Taylor Swift announcement, which was dope. So you know,

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three times a day you uh,you know, we called twenty five
guess what song we're playing and uhand you could win, you and Taylor
merch and you qualify for tickets toall three shows, which is which is
dope. So that's going on,Okay. Jonah's brothers announced the tour.
What's it come to Boston? Itis gonna be in Boston August fifteenth.

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August fifteenth, wear I'm assuming thegarden t Garden. Yeah this they tagged
it. I mean they hashtagged it. But it's on a Friday too.
I would go to that. It'snot It's not come on a Friday.
And there's no way because Lisa's birthdayson a Friday. They go on sale
Friday. S's birthdays on Friday.Okay, so let's eleven, so it's

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like a Monday or Tuesday, Augustfifteenth. Definitely won't be going to that.
It's a Tuesday to that. Iwon't be going to that show.
It's kind of like this graphic theydid though, Okay, I'm not gonna
lie. It makes me a littlesad. Though, because I wanted to
go to New York to see thisshow and have this and have iHeart paid
for it. And now they're gonnasay, Bunny, you can you can

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go to the show in Boston,to the Boston one. Yeah. Oh
it's one night. Are they gonnado the same show five albums one night?
Wow? Yeah? You Kiss Kissh New York good Bye. I'm
about to college right now. Ireally like this graphic though. They're standing
in front of the garden. Yeah, that's super dope, and Nick Jonas
looks jacked. Holy shit. Priarkawas on Howard Journey yesterday, was listening

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to how was it interesting? Didshe talk about being married to someone ten
years younger than her? I didn'tget to that part. I think it's
a lot of the Nick Jonah stuffyet I think she did. But you
know, it's a two hour interview, you know. So where did you
see the one of them in frontof the garden. That's the one that
Kiss posted. Oh Kiss posted it. I saw the Jonas brothers posted it.
Oh yeah, Kiss posted it.Oh yeah. So tickets go on

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sale Friday. So there's that.The other thing is is that crazy call
we got from Emily who whose momis sitting in her sixties and she's married
to a Pakistani guy who's in histwenties. Yeah, clearly what's going on
there. I mean, clearly it'sgot to be a scam. Well,
you know what's so funny is likea lot of us have been watching this

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show for a decade, and Billythinks it's like a new concept. It's
like, not only has it beengoing on for decades like this type of
you know, not day fiance situationwhere you have ninety days to get married
on the visa, um, butthis show is the I mean this there
has been at this point probably overone hundred couples that they've documented through different
situations, and so I mean definitelyover because they do like five to seven

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a series. Yeah, and they'veyou know, they've have so many of
them. So you see everything.You've seen. Scammers, you've seen you
know, age gaps, you've seenpregnancies, marriages that have lasted to have
ended in divorce that are still youknow what I mean. It's it's all
over the place. People get pregnedon vacation by some random guy at the
hotel. You get you know,and then they try to make your relationship
works, and you have people thatactually know the language of where they're going

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to and decide to go the otherway and move down to the country that
their loved one is in. Isthey having the loved one come to America?
Like they've have all these different youknow, scenarios. So it's but
there's so much that goes into it. I mean, you asked her,
you know, do they ever showeach other affection? Do you ever see
them kiss? Nothing? Yeah?And then he disappears from months at a
time to Pakistan. It's it's obvious. Yeah. The only thing I care

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about is this drop that I fromPakistan to buzz It. I mean I
love it. Did you cut youcut out the La? Yeah? Yeah,
I got from j from Pakiston,La to Boston. That has been
DJ Pop Dog Pop Dog has beenhere for twenty years and he's originally from
La but his family is Pakistani,and so his tagline is from Pakistan to

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La to Boston. And you haveso many celebrities saying that, oh this
summer, do you know who thisis? From Pakistan to buzz It?
Oh it's a New Yorker guy.I can hear it. Time no,
I don't think. No, it'snot. Let me say it's not.
I'm trying to pull the oh yeah, from Pakistan to buzz it? Yeah,
Yo, what up is Argentina FargoTory lanes from Pakistan, La to

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Boz Yes, this is the wholething. He Yo, what up is
Argentina Fargo Tory lanes from Pakistan toLa to Boston is DJ pup Bull.
That's how we get it on Jimand ninety four five. Yeah, because
you know, get it. Hewas in Pakistan and then he came to
Boston. You get it first,get it? No, No, no,
I'm talking about the husband. Yes, that was good, that was

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really good. He didn't go toBoston. They live in Ohio. Oh
really yeah, the mom was inOhio. That's why the girl doesn't didn't
care about talking about it because mymom's never here. Miss that part.
My mom was in Ohio. Okay, yeah, you know, but for
you know, for for for someonethat was just half listening. It's funny,
it's good, it's good, it'sgood. It's good. So do
you have from Pakistana Ohio? No, I don't have that. I don't

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have that anyway, have a greatday. Everybody. It's um, it's
gonna be a shitty weather week.It's gonna be rainy all week. You'll
be in the sunshine. And ifthe sun here this weekend, I'll be
in there. I'll be outside,you know, showing it's supposed to be
a nice weekend. It says,yeah, so that's good. As I
look on my window in the studio, what do you see, Winnie,
wall no window, window, pinkwindow, window washing from the window.

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Okay, wall down, Okay,so the window washers are out in full
effects. So I think it's onlyright we end Winnie with this classic Billy
Costa rant when one day we werein here recording. I think it was
the countdown, just like a daylighttoday, and the window washer guys were
right outside the window we're trying torecord, and Billy could not get around

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the fact that they were they werewashing the windows on ropes. He couldn't.
So you know, you know whatI did, I pressed record on
the mic when you didn't know theCandid Microphone, the program that brings Julie
honest reactions of ordinary people secretly recorded. No one ever knows when he's talking
into the candid microphone window cleaning.I need a window cleaning, but they

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have to get up to the sixthfloor. Somebody plunge his head first into
the cement cleaning my windows. That'sa good story. Damn clean the windows.
You lose somebody in the process.That's life. You chose window cleaning.
I didn't you notice what I'm doing. I'm standing at a microphone and
be safer. The kendid microphone hidingof that is he's never safe near a
microphone. Never, He's always away