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All right, it's Thursday, Junesecond, Justin Winnie After Show Podcast.
It is Thursday. You're a regularlistener of the podcast. You know that
Billy Costa records his food show onThursdays, so that's when we usually can
sneak him in, So you wantto try to sneak him in. All
right, get him. I'll goget the man, all right, and

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while you're gone, I'll just playfunny things that you say. Okay,
is that good? All right?Go ahead, go all right, go.
He writes a lot of words andlike they're really big books. Billy
and Lisa in the Morning Present Behindthe scenes look into Boston's favorite morning show.
That's a little too much information.The After Show Podcast. Here's Justin

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and Winning yeas are It's gonna bea nice day today, hot today and
tomorrow, Friday, and then theweekend is absolute shit. It's gonna be
rainy and cloudy. I don't Idon't almost rather it be rainy and cloudy
today and tomorrow and be beautiful onSaturday and Sunday. But yeah, anyway,

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oh man, we have a lotto talk about in only a short
time. Well, we have alittle bit of time to chat when he
went to get Billy try to gethim on. We definitely have to talk
about the spelling bee that we didon the show today. I mean that
was that was insane. Um.I got a little bit too worked up
because you know, listen, inthe fifth grade I won the spelling bee
championship. Wasn't a big deal.I got a little trophy. It was

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a proud moment in my life.Um, in a moment that a real
clean moment in my life before mylife went to complete shit. So I
did take the game a little bittoo seriously. But I won two on
the game. So there's that,you know what I mean? Oh,
look who it is at the minionsMike. I asked her the same question,

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why are you in that seat?Moved to your regular it's starting well
in this show. You are ahNo, that's that's what Billy and I
do all our work right here nextto each other. That's what that's what
we do. You know there weare, So all right, Bell,
you don't throw those headphones on?Okay? Sure? Why not? Um?

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Yes, So we had a spellingbee on the show today, Yes
we did, and I thought itwent well. I mean not because I
won, but I think it reallyshowed how much we need to read more.
Yeah, I don't think reading necessarilyconnects to spelling. Spelling, and

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it's a unique kind of gift thatsome people have some don't. I was
always pretty good at it, butsome of it is memory, Like just
like by the way in our defenseMine and Winnies, I happen to look.
The list Lisa pulled from was thetoughest words in the world to spell.
Really, they were like they werevery random. Yeah that's a high
bar. Yeah, okay, yeah, I think I have I have a

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photographic me Marie in some sense,or when I look at something, it
can stay in my mind the pictureof it. So you know, if
I see a word the way it'sspelled, when I think back to it,
I just picture the way it's spelled. You know, it's weird.
I just saw I was on mycomputer. I just saw the word of
the day as quandary. So,okay, so what's quandry mean? Buddy?
Oh I don't. I don't knowwhat that means. You're having You're
having a quandary right now? Okay? Can I try to spell it?

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Sure? Quandary qu A N DR Y that's it. Yeah. Yeah,
see, there were no tricks there. I've never heard that word before.
Yeah, look it up. Quandary. Yeah, you should probably know.
Now that you can spell it,you should probably know what it means.
You want to know for years.It started when I was in prep
school because a vocabulary was very big. As an English major requinds me,

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sorry, I have to h yeah, yeah, it was wrong, you
were Yeah, I said qu an d r y. It's q u
A N d A r y quandary. Oh there's another syllable, and there's
another a, and there's two asin the in the world. Okay,
anyway, a god. So whenI was in prep school, I would
choose a word of the day,and all day I would have to use

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that word in a sentence. Thatwas one of the little tricks I used.
Okay, yeah, for the realdifficult words. Yeah, yeah,
whenny you ought to try it.Okay, you know why she can't spell.
She's not paying attention what we're eventalking about right now? I am.
You're typing into your working Yeah.My favorite, My favorite is when

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during entertainment, you know, becausewhen he's one that fires all the clips
and so Billy to be, youknow, doing his report, and he'll
go to go to a talk intoa clip. He'll talk it up to
do a great talk up, andhe gets to the moment when she's supposed
to fire, when he's like onher phone. Here's the deal with that?
Okay. I happen to know becauseI've heard from several higher ups in
the company that our entertainment report isthe number one in the country. Yes,

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it's the entertainment report by which allothers are measured. Right. I'll
give you an example that I knowwhat's going on right now. Yeah.
Uh, there's someone in California whowho does mornings three hours behind. So
he gets up at three three thirty, drives to work, puts on the
iHeart app and listens to us becausethree thirty six thirty, listens to our

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entertainment and uses our stories as prepfor his morning show. And Winnie sits
in the studio on the show withus and has no interest and pays no
attention and just plays candy crushing her. I have I had not played Canny
crush in months or whatever it isyou're doing on you any She does have
a real thing with useless information,though, what was the ones she had

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today? What was that one,Winnie? You knew something about Sarah Hyland.
Oh yeah, she married wells Adams. Yeah, like she knew the
whole story of that. I knowa lot about nothing. Well, no,
you're like really tied into like realityshow type of people creatures. No,
I just I retain. I retaincrappy information that no one cares about,

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and I remember it. I don'tlike it Baby Mama News. And
you should have a whole segment onBaby Mama News. You always know the
woman who was with the guy who'swith another woman, mama and the children
left behind kind of thing. You'reinto that? Yeah, and then what
was the one you wanted me torun about the sportscaster that was bounced.
What didn't you say to me thismorning somebody was fired? Oh no,

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well no, I was just sayingthat, um that Shannon Sharp is leaving
undisputed, which is huge. Yeah, that's like a huge that I wasn't
telling reporter. I was just saying, oh, no, weird, that's
crazy. You never give Shannon Sharpthought. Okay, I didn't tell you
to get you world what I'm crazybecause it's a big show. But the

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term in Winnie's world has such significantmeaning. It is exactly her world.
Yeah, if you ever invited intomy world, be lucky. I don't
know about that. Consider yourself motherfuckinglucky. No, it's a little weird,
so it's entertaining to some degree.And what's not being weird? Mister

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like OCD clean free also a messand line, but it's like really odd
and then you like try to dresstwo sides. It's too big to think
you're bigger than you are, butyou want to be skinny. It's kind
of weird. You know what myfavorite winning moment was from today the best?
This is classic winning. Yeah,talking about Billy's dad his health problems
and when he goes, well,your dad, you know, my dad

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died. He had a lot ofhealth problems. And when he says,
oh, yeah, but he diedof that brain thing, imagine because of
the battle with brain cancer. Idon't think it was that long. It
was a long fun Okay, No, it was because your dad lived in

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a pretty unhealthy life. Yeah,but the candy died from necessarily wasn't from
the unhealthy. But how do youknow that? You don't know, I
don't know, but it wasn't likelung cans, you know, with him
smoking, brain cancer is a longit's devastating. I am saying that.
If I'm saying so, we'll justget it for no reason. Well,
he didn't get brain cancer from smoking, That's what I'm saying. So he

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looked at Actually he got throat cancerfrom smoke. Right, But that's where
some would argue led to the brain. Okay, okay, okay, what
is that brain thing he had?That brain? That brain? You know,
how's Tony doing your dad when allhis time comes, he's thriving.
Yeah, thriving. God. Sothe spelling beat was fun. Yeah.
And then also it's Access Day.You can go enter their iHeartRadio Access Day

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dot com. By the way,that's pretty cool good, I think,
yeah, I think it's doing good. I mean, listen, if you
if you're smart, you'll go onthere. This is what I would do
and enter every single sweepstakes. There'sso many of them. You want to
hear something fun anyway, So Iget in real early, right, justin
comes in just before I do.And then I come in real early.
You guys actually get here at sevenam. I get here like at like

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five. I'm still here at thelast one to show, right, because
you know what, I'm the lastone to leave. And I also do
a lot of social Yeah. So, so Justin and I get together,
and then Lisa comes in and andbut Justin and I sit here in his
studio and we go over stories youwant to have on the show, of
things we want to talk about.And before I even get to talk,
and he says, you gotta dothat Access Today thing. Don't forget You're
gonna be like in the news.Yeah. Yeah, like my lead.

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Like other words, if there weremultiple buildings that exploded in Boston, leading
countless people looking for a place tolive, Justin still had the iHeart Radio
Access day as the lead. Hesaid, yeah, I don't care about
any of that. You gotta leadwith the but it's not news, it's
a radio station promotion. Yeah.Yeah, it comes such a company guy,

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it's almost gotten embarrassing. Well,I had. I had a lot
of discussion with the boss yesterday,forty five minutes on the phone, yeah,
about it's a big deal for thecompany and they want to make sure
A lot of the reason is doyou know what the reason is why we
talked about it so much? Imean it's a cool thing. Yeah,
but if you notice there were lesscommercials today, Yeah, that's because they
pulled all the national commercials. Iwasn't allowed to say that. Oh you

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weren't. When he said, oh, I don't allow were allowed to mention
that. So you make up yourown rules the show, jeff Right,
I turned to where I said,shouldn't I mention? Hey must commercial?
And we did that, and justinneed to look like, don't say that.
Remember that. I don't remember that. Yes, I shun to me.
No not the beginning of the show, he wanted to mentioned it,
and you were, you know,you're a little like flailingly. Oh I

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didn't hear that. I don't knowwhy I did that. I wasn't for
that. No, you could havementioned it. That's why we didn't.
I thought it because you were youwere doing your little face. Yeah,
so instead of what give me asecond? Uh so, folks, uh
if you're listening, big deal withI heeart access day. You know,
fewer commercials, your commercials there yougo, Yeah, more content. I
could have said that. You couldhave said that. I just did.

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Okay, Whinnie, I don't knowwhat you're talking about. You fucking did
that. Okay, there's no youno need to use the effort. See
what happens with you? It's soangry. It's the brain. Yeah,
where do you go? You havethat brain thing? I do high off
lately. I gotta be honest withYeah. Every other day I turned to
when I said, are you okay, kid? Something something's wrong? Yeah,

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I'm off. What's going on withus? You got your two best
friends. I'm a little tired.I know you think Sophie's your best friend.
She's not. Okay, she cutsyour throat every time you will leave
the room. No, she doesdestroys you, absolutely crushes you. Justin
and I are the closest. I'ma little tired today. Go ahead,
open up to us. Okay,I was. I'm really tired. That

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has nothing to do with that.Um, focus on the sadness, not
the tiredness. Okay, I'm lonely. Um. You know, dealing with
you know, dating is exhausting rightnow as a you know, millennial with
no hope of finding the love ofyour life. When you just so badly
want to cuddle at night, thenyou just find yourself cuddling with everybody right,

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you know, Yeah, because it'sstranger. She does a thing.
Boy, if she does this thing, it's crazy. Show meet a guy
and you know if she likes him, she's attracted to him. Yeah,
they'll go home and cuddle. Butthat's it. Yeah, go out to
meet to cuddle. That's how desperate. Well last night last night was last

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night was fine last night. Whydo you have your hand down your sweatshirt?
That how you know that yourself?Last night I was with mom.
She's doing that a lot. Sowhere she sits it's on purpose. It's
so I don't see her because myscreen is blocking, so all I see
is the top of her head.Yeah. No, she constantly has her

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hand drilled down on top of herbreast. I'm like, I do kind
of like we know how you guystucking in your hand, your your hand
in your pants. It's like warmin here. But yeah, so last
night I went to see the truckor so that now I feel better.
So he's back, he's never left. So why are you sad then?

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If something happened, because when we'renot gonna date, I mean the thing
you got to change. I wantyour a vere at eleven o'clock last night
to get some dick and then Iwent to the shootouts. Now you're going
to violent love. I wasn't there. No, I'm saying like I met
him last night because he was inhe was near me. Wait, serious

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question. Yeah, is he oneof the gang bangers? No, what
are you talking about? Did Isee him in the news? No,
the one that was fire in thegun? What those are like children?
First of all, they were likefifteen. Oh no, what are you
talking about? He was here forwork. Can we get back to your
love life? Yeah, Justin canagree with me. Yeah, here's the
problem me. It's you. Yeah, you need to change your game.

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I don't have any no, no, no, no, because you come
across with this hard edge, rightJustin, Justin, and I know you
have this really sweet sign. Yeahyou're SOFTI you'd never show it. You've
got to stop being so aggressive.She has walls up, Yes, too
many walls. When you leave today, get in your car and put this

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song on. Either that or juststart drinking heavily. I don't like to
drink. Well maybe you should start. Yeah, she's never done drugs in
my life. I don't drink younever. Honestly, sex is sex is
my drug. I love sex.Yeah, but you're not getting anything.

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I know. That's the thing is, That's what Billy always worries about me,
because I'm not dating anybody. Thesex part is not the problem.
It's the it's the connect. It'slike the actually sex. I dream about
the day I see you in anactual, real relationship. Me too.
I already told you if I getmarried, you can be the you can
officiate my wedding. Okay, youknow, hopefully you'll be alive, stiff,

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Yeah, that's nothing to you.Justin. I was just telling her
how sweet she is, right,and she's to show it more. She
can't help it. That's nothing fora problem happens. I don't know.
Justin will be alive. It's notabout your age, about how long it's
gonna take me a I want.She's going to be on a date with
a guy for the first time,right, and the guy said, oh,

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you look beautiful tonight. She's like, yeah, tell it to somebody
who cares. Yeah, she can'thelp herself. Well, okay, so
I have a I have two listenersthat have asked me out, and I
said yes to both of them,but I don't really want to go.
No, you can't date listeners.I don't want what do you want to
I don't want you. Well,one of them wants me alone two years
in the I know I don't wantyou. But they both like they like

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you know what I mean. Well, one knows Gianna, so that's kind
of safe because she knows who heis. Okay, yeah, but the
but the other one, he's beenhe went two years here. Joanna is
another one. Why doesn't she havea love? She has something going on
in the behind the scenes, Ohthat no one knows about it, maybe
like a you know her, youknow, just whatever. I'm not gonna
what the fuck does that mean?Yeah, no one knows about it.

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But it's not things here. It'snot like she's gonna she's got a secret,
secret lover. I don't know.I'm not gonna spread it her business.
You just did. But what I'msaying is secret passion. There's two,
there's two listeners. One of themwill not two years. I've told
him no. So finally I brokedown. I said fine, because I
just I'm defeated, because then youdon't know about They could be weirdos that
just love the show, they loveBilly or something like that. You don't

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know yeah, the other one,the one I'm talking about. He seems
to like love me. I'm like, every day, I'm so pretty.
This then third I'm like, okay, get I get it. I'm pretty.
I know. Thanks. All ofa sudden, I'm much more interested
in Gianna, all due respect.So she's coming on the show tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, so we gottaget to know Gianna. Yeah, don't
don't. Don't do that. Don'tdo that, you mask, No,

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do not, I don't not whenhe just yeah, just behind the mask.
No, don't do that. Don'tget me in trouble with my friend.
Well, we know everything about mikeyV. But even mikey VDS don't
like to share what he what weknow, well he does just not on
a microphone. Yeah yeah, yeah, I wish you would just be real.

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Oh he's got the best stories.Yeah, I gotta tell you of
all. I mean, Justin's gotgreat stories from his other life. Yeah.
But when you sit and spend likea half hour with mikey V just
sitting and talking, God, he'sgot stories. Yeah, and he'll tell
us anything, like too much morethan I would tell somebody. He's got
stuff you only see in the movies. And what type of movies, Billy,

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what type of movies that I wastalking about? Rate stuff? GRASSI
Mikey just bought a house for thepool. This man bought a beautiful house
that was basically read done. He'sgutting it. Yeah, like what,
well, because that's what he doesfor a living. But I'm saying,
then he bought like brand new houseand now he's gonna reads it's a night.
It was a beautiful house, butit wasn't the house that he wanted,
right. He wants to make itlook the way that he that he

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wants. Yeah, I mean,and the new way looks great too,
But the only way would have beenjust fine for me. Knocked down a
few walls. Yeah, you wantto get rid of some stuff that's attached
to the house that somebody else owned. Can we talk about So you know,
I went to Boston Vision yesterday withmy sister for her follow up.
Yeah. The doctor is very cute. See have you met him Rick?
No, doctor Brenner, Yes,doctor Brenner, very cute. He's very

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tall, he's married, but verynice guy. No. And then Rick,
who's not a doctor. I callhim doctor Rick, but he's not
a doctor. Oh, he's themarketing I know, but I'm like,
you're my doctor vision. I fuckinglove them. They're awesome. We'll change
your sister's life. Changed my neighborpeep, we went, we went,
We went yesterday. She has twentyfifteen vision now, yeah, which is
better than twenty twenty. She didthe bonus line the whole way through,

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like this girl glasses. She wasten and she's thirty three. I did
a bonus line in the eighties.Last one left, just like today.
Justin had a little baggy of food. He's like, oh, this reminds
me of back in the day becauseit was like you're the corner of the

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bag, you know. It startedout his dime bags of weed, and
then it was eight balls of coke, you know, and then it was
what's the heroine coming? Did youget coked? Is that? Yeah?

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Man, you can't get it upright? Means you can't Well, it's
different. It's a crazy yes,yes, yeah, but yeah you if
you do too much, you arevery yeah, but you're also turned out
at the same time, so itdoesn't make it so what He's like,

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but not that hard. You're like, hey, let's try this, but
you can't you know, So whatdo you do pleasure her? I want
to share a story, but Ican't know. I told you trust again.
I'm start to fear from my jobevery time I spend time with the
two of you. Yeah, thiswould cross the line. I think.

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I don't think I can do it. Tell it. I'll tell you off
thee Oh, come on, he'sthe king of you can't say it?
Okay. There was a girl thatlooked across the street from me, and
she was, I mean, nicegirl, but you know, out of
a out of ten, maybe atwo, okay, Okay, So she
was not She was very homely,but she was also like me, and

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she was into you know, partyingand drugs. So it developed into this
relationship where I would late at nightcall her up and she would come over,
and she was fine with it.She was a booty call from her.
Yeah. So this one night Ihad a part to part you know,
partook and a lot of things,one of which was what we just
talked about. And like Billy said, it makes you crazy sexually. Okay.

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So I'm ready to go. Icall her up and she comes over
and bring her in the room andwe start, you know, getting busy
and I'm having trouble. Okay,So she says to me, now,
mine, she's probably like a oneout of ten, she's a one.
Just to give you an idea,and you know, so she said,
what's wrong? You know, what'swhat's going on? She's trying everything to

(21:03):
try to get me going, andI can't get going. And so finally
I just thought to myself, Ineed to do something. I'm gonna go
down, okay with her. Shewent down. Okay, so I'm gonna.
I'm gonna I'm gonna have you neverdone it before? Oh of course
I have, but you know,no, never her. Yeah, I

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can pretend I'm not here. Okay, you're not fired. Okay, So
you went down. I went down, and it was life altering. Okay,
it was life altering. It waslife altering. She was not the

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cleanest person, and so it wasso bad. I know, this is
crossing the line, I know,but I have to finish it now.
It was so bad that it stayedwith me for months after. I couldn't
get rid of what I smelled.TA tasted one second, one second,

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and then you came back. Yeah, she didn't know. Yeah why Yeah,
I just kind of said I can'tdo it, and she I kind
of made up an excuse as towhy, but it stayed with me for
a while after that. You wantto hear a follow up to this field
really can't even a quickly follow up. This is funny. So this girl

(22:33):
that I would hook up with,So this is justin who wouldn't tell the
story, and now he's gonna followup. Yeah, well this one's not
as bad. It's just a funnylittle thing. Um My cousin who I
was like my my best friend atthe time, we got into a big
fight and because I wouldn't give himmoney or something. So one night,
the girl's in my room. Ithink I told you this. She's in
my room doing another hook up,and to get back at me, he

(22:56):
told my father that, um Iwas in the room proposing that was the
girl. That was the girl.So my father, who was you know,
a few bills deep on a Fridaynight, thinks that I'm in there
on bended knee with the homely chickenacross the street. He comes barging in
while I'm banger on the bed,screaming and yelling telling me not to do

(23:18):
it. I'm like mid stroke anduh, it was a bad scene,
so put bad scene. I waslike, what are you doing? It
was like yelling. I mean,I don't know. Probably after so how
did you fuck the smelly? Okay, we see that. You don't need
to ru I gotta edit it forthe West. I will anyway radio show

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to do, like talk about comingin. He's got business people coming in.
He's got people from like the BostonHarbor or whatever coming in. So
and then we're talking about you goingdown the girl with the smell. You
know what it is. It's justreal life. It is. I would

(24:00):
die if anyone thought my vagina smelleddie. Yeah, But again again she
was not. But how do yousee? I don't know how do you
have a smelly vagina? But Iknow how? But if I knew if
I had, I wouldn't go fucksomebody. No, I know. I
think she didn't realize it. Ithink for so long maybe she just wasn't.
You know, she didn't take showersregularly. You know, she was
on drugs and stuff, and itwas super nice person. She still with

(24:22):
that. I don't know whatever happenedto her. I saw her probably a
couple of years after I got clean, walking down the street. She didn't
look good, so who knows whereshe is now. Whoever she is,
I hope she got her pH amyamy. Anyway, we gotta go.
This is a crazy podcast. I'mreally sorry everybody, but yourning on this.

(24:44):
Yeah I will. I will.No podcast tomorrow, back on Monday.
Have a great weekend everybody, andif you're totally disgusted, I understand,
but please come back. We loveyou. By