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Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreo...

We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). We cover the appeal of stalking--the clarity of purpose, the thrill, the sense of control--and why it's okay for women to stalk :) We also discuss how a natural disaster is the best time to win your ex back. Donate directly to Gofundmes of black & brown folks affected by the ...

This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a woman without being creepy to the meaning of life. We wrap with a storytime about a speed dating event we were conned into. Happy new years donkeys (or are we calling you something else now? Let us know in the comments 😘)! TICKETS for the March 2025 PNW Tour: https://linktr.ee/offlinef...

This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace and OJ is fresh off a break up cringing about the whole experience. They discuss family, their (possibly gay) love for each other, sleeping with someone too early on, environmental dread, species of fruits, and the concept of a "straight man". Quick banana question: what level of ripe d...

We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex and deranged minds. We confess and share our fantasies across the spectrum, from the tradwife "happy" ending to Robot Perfect Husband to CNC in a public park type beat.... (speaking of fantasies... how do we feel about Ludacris?) Of course we sprinkle in some mommy + daddy issues. Enj...

Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season of Love is Blind & discuss the disadvantages of being a hot ginger (such as interacting with the pumpkin pounder community). We also talk Erewhon, our recent foray into the Magic Castle, & celibacy, all before introducing a new confessional segment in which we realize that un...

This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney villains, what kind of furry we would be, and figure out whether Chat GBT has enough bars to be a ghostwriter. This is a celebration of gay love and all things homosexual--and the list might surprise you 👀

for more Wic: @ wicmakesmusic

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hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and into snakes, feet language, our night at karaoke which led to Sidney being pulled over, our time at a beach silent disco with the Leather Man, and of course, the 5 billion dollar Minion-dustry. Full hour uncut uncensored episode on www.patreon.com/onlineforeverpod MERCH www.onli...

Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share gripping tales of recent dog/coyote attacks before a candid discussion on sperm donation: how many kids can one cup produce? Finally, they reflect on the challenges of navigating self-objectification in comedy. For the full uncensored version head to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod For merch...