Minion Death Cult

TODAY: We say goodbye to the show with two familiar topics: Conservative Punk Rock and Pancake Magnate Terrence K Williams

We finally discover some real conservative punk rock (Fake A.I. song) and determine just how hard it slaps. To wash the taste out of our mouths we cover a new liberal (?) anti-Trump (?) anti-ICE (?) song from first-wave emo legends The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (also A.I.) who unfortunate...

TODAY: A shocking revelation from the MDC boys that could change the trajectory of our nation

PLUS: We celebrate the REAL No KINGS Day with some incomprehensible posts honoring the country of AMERICAN

AND: One republican poster questions why millionaires and billionaires make out better under Trump's tax bill, and the Let's Go Brandon facebook group calls him a Nazi

ALSO: Teamsters? Celebrate Pride month? Despite me not being gay? ...

TODAY: The BBC refuses to broadcast Kneecap's Glastonbury set... and instead gets hit with the old "Death to the IDF" by noise rap band Bob Vylan

We discuss the band's statements, their music, the Glastonbury festival, and most importantly, what average BBC viewers are saying.

Is it antisemtic to oppose a military killing thousands of women and children?

Either way is it distasteful to drag politics into music?

Will zionists ever b...

TODAY: We cover Zohran Mandami's Democratic Mayoral primary win and the cascading waves of dissonance it's set off in right wing and centrist circles. 

Will the right finally start calling all democrats "socialsts" now that a DSA guy has won a primary?

Will the right wing's beloved New York City finally go down in flames?

Will the few zionist democratic voters be able to scold their compatriots into "ISLAMAWARENESS"?

Find out today

TODAY: Sean of The Antifada podcast and the Independent Labor Club joins us to discuss important current events: Alex and Ani's wedding. Did he like the goats? The eggrolls from our neighbor? Shooting arrows at parade attendees? We get him on the record.

ALSO: Going to war with Iran on behalf of Israel--is it good to?

We examine the various arguments in favor of the US's missle strike on Iran's nuclear site, such as Charlie Kirk's ...

Originally Aired: January 10th 2020

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TODAY: We mess with the Zohan by reviewing the bizarre 2008 Adam Sandler comedy following an Israeli super soldier who defects to the US when he tires of "all the fighting going on over there" in order to be a successful American sex criminal and Salon owner.

Probably the most bizarre Sandler outing, the effort sees the star trying to make comedy with liberal zionism and (more effectively) ruthlessly depic...

Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted, and we have a spectacular episode coming this thursday.

In the meantime, please enjoy this recent premium episode from earlier in the month.

TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors.

TODAY: Trump V Musk. Who will win? Or is it "Sun Tzu level warfare"?

We cover the open conflict between the two high-energy type A alpha males. What did Elon mean by "Trump is in the Epstein files"? What did Trump mean by "Elon is a drug addict"? Could this be a golden opportunity for Democrats to add another repulsive billionaire to their team?

Are the crafty showmen staging a br...

TODAY: Alex details a rough workweek and the strange case of his employer having more volume and business than the shareholders would prefer.

Due to overwork grievances and disciplined work methods from drivers, the company was forced to hire an additional 5 full-time drivers. Likewise in Minnesota the union wins 30 new full-time positions to fight company-wide layoffs and building closures.

ALSO: The Battle of Los Angeles. Thousan...

TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors.

We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast minister and watch a conservative comment section spin conspiracy theories about how the city actually forced the group to protest there.

ALSO: European leaders (including Starmer lol) ...

TODAY: A new poll finds that popular ideas are more popular than rebranded Reaganite de-regulation? We dive into the unpopularity of Abundance and try to convince Democrats that it's not about what they want--it's about what will sucessfully lose elections. 

AND: Staged, badly-acted videos of black people behaving reprehensibly until white men stand up For What's Right are circulating the internet. 

Black conservative commentator J...

TODAY: Nintendo fans EXPLODE at the video game company's disrespect: this time advertising a game where you play basketball in a WHEELCHAIR. When will this century of humiliation for gamers end?

ALSO: Republicans and Democrats both have rugs pulled out from under them as Trump's plants in the FBI Kash Patel and Dan Bongino inform their base that Epstein did in fact kill himself and there's nothing strange ...

TODAY: Alex wins a grievance for management stealing union work, and Tony wins an audible audio track.

ALSO: We discuss the assassination of two Israeli diplomats, the outsize coverage their deaths receive from mainstream media vs. the tens of thousands dead in Gaza (including diplomats), and whether this is "like Nazi Germany."

Violence? In my imperial core?? It's more likely than you thin...

TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!!

ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill...

We check out responses from the alpha males and your facebook grandma who just learned the term from Terrence K Williams and i...

TODAY: Elon Musk's Grok crashes out, trying to reconcile the South African millionaire's obsession with White Genocide with the fact that White Genocide does not exist.

Seemingly fighting against instructions to promote the white nationalist conspiracy theory, the AI goes haywire, regurgitating the far-right talking points in unrelated queries, sometimes as Jar Jar Binks, while acknowledging their fraudulent nature.

ALSO: Conservat...

TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury. 

The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help?

PLUS: Finland wages war on the successful by ticketing drivers with fines weighted to their income. We explore how driving extremely fast...

TODAY: AG Pam Bondi is forced by plucky kid detective James O'Keefe into announcing that the FBI is watching Epstein's child sexual exploitation videos as fast as they can, but that thing from I Love Lucy happened where there was actually so much abuse material that it clogged the investigation machine and created a huge mess they have to clean up first.

We examine the few excuses from MAGA for the continu...

TODAY: A jam-packed episode starts with Kanye's newest banger: a song about how his wife made him be a nazi. They're calling it the most divorced track of all time.

The formerly talented artist demonstrates with painful clarity the power of the Cuck meme--using the fetish as a title for his new album and laying bare a series of pathetic embarrassments, perhaps the best example of which is becoming a black ...