Guaranteed* Audio

Guaranteed* Audio

We are Kevin James, Ryan Murphy, Neil Cicierega. We make short films under the banner of Guaranteed* Video. This is our podcast.

Episodes

January 21, 2025 128 mins

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rN_ag7TcbQ

Episode 28 is HERE and we decided to have a bunch of guest hosts join us for a round-table talk about the making of our live stream shows, The Video Game Police & The Stream of Screams! Guests Corey Tilton, Max Pacheco, and Dan Hamilton join Neil Cicierega and Kevin J. James for two hours of talking!

0:00 Introductions 00:01:48 ⚡ MEDIA CURRENT⚡ 00:25:06 Making The Video Game...

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YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rXxxpSMDk

Special guest hosts Julie Becker and Max Pacheco join us for a 100+ minute long video podcast around all-things Animorphs!

Our structure is a bit rusty here because we were rushing to fit this in before a live stream, so bear with Kevin on this one whilst Julie takes some time away from her work on Sporadic Phantoms to chime in on the Andalite Bandits and why the books worked so ...

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It's come to this: an episode about Doug, the 90s Nicktoon! The 3rd place show that we honestly couldn't get enough of and decided to do a 2 hour conversation around with next to zero prep. Join Ryan Murphy, Neil Cicierega, and Kevin James for a podcast focused on Jim Jinkin's heartwarming classic featuring all your favorites., like Doug, Patti, Skeeter, Roger Klotz, Mr. Dink, and Roger Klotz! Check out our special quiz...

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January 3, 2024 175 mins
It's an extra long, extra unedited, extra POINTY episode of Guaranteed* Audio! Dan Hamilton joins us as we all are surprisingly charmed by 1993's Coneheads, the third SNL movie and probably the most overlooked? I mean, this cast has everyone- even an uncredited Jon Lovitz! Also, RIP James McCaffrey!
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Canobie Lake Park, King Richard's Faire, Six Flags New England, Water Country, Water Wizz, King's Castle Land, Plymouth Rock. What do they have in common? We've BEEN TO THEM.
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1987's The Chipmunk Adventure still haunts us to this day, so we attempted to exorcise it from our subconscious by discussing it for over two hours! Listen, this movie breaks us a lot during this. Expect a lot of surprises and special segments as Dan Hamilton joins us for a quiz, a zany Chipmunk microphone, a very sentimental music break, and more! It was only a matter of time before we talked about this, I guess.
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September 22, 2022 101 mins
Special guest MING DOYLE joins Neil & Kevin (sorry Ryan-heads, no Ryan today) in a discussion of our early-2000s music consumption habits. Fun fact: This episode would not fit on a standard audio CD! 00:00 Introductions and catching up 07:30 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ 20:30 How We Accessed Music When We Were Younger??? 1:16:20 Questions From Patrons
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LISTEN! Do you hear that? It's a wild Dan Hamilton, and he's returned once again to talk with us about Sonic the God-Damned Hedgehog! 00:00 Introductions! 02:28 BUFF 05:06 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ 34:46 Sonic The Hedgehog: Again! 1:10:15 The Sonic Quiz: On A Curve! 1:16:00 Questions From Patrons The Boston Underground Film Festival 2022 Music Video List: https://bostonunderground.org/schedule/2022/program/sound-vision-2022/ Duck Sauce - M...
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YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/FBzi8zvMbWM

Ryan & Kevin attend the New York City, red carpet premiere of Ghostbusters Afterlife and MORE in this 20th episode of our audio musings!

Be DAZZLED as Neil discovers the merits of Cameo! Be TERROR-IFIED as the guys conduct a séance quiz! Be BORED as we talk a lot about Ghostbusters!

We cover all the bases in this big, heaping pile of GUARANTEED* AUDIO!

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Here's an extended look behind the scenes of The Amazingly Aerodynamic Unleaded and Quadro-Cylindrical Fly-O-Mo Car aka Shitty Shitty Bang Bang.
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We've dusted off our microphones once again to discuss several important matters such as Cameo, Rik Mayall, and the exciting release of Neil's latest mashup album, Mouth Dreams!

Also discussed: Chip's Challenge 2, Coneheads, Stay Tuned, Minecraft, The Way We Were, Bottom, Guest House Paradiso, Lord of Misrule, Billy West as Roger Klotz telling Neil to suck a dead dog's ass.

11:22 ⚡Media Current⚡34:40 New projects: A new Guaranteed ...

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Whoa, we got a new audio mixer for this show!   In our 17th episode, Ryan convinced Kevin & Neil to watch the 1995 summer tent pole Congo!   At 1980, Missing You All The Damn Vampires, Saturday   Ernie Hudson! Laura Linney! Monkeys? Lasers! Bruce 'Camp'bell! Tim Curry! DIAMONDS!   This movie has it all, but is that enough? Tune in to find out what the idiots think!
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Our first REMOTELY RECORDED podcast!

We discuss our feelings about COVID-19 and quarantine, but don't worry, we move on to fun stuff too.

7:51 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ Murder, She Wrote (which sadly was taken off Prime video after we recorded this) Scooby Doo, Succession, the Resident Evil 2 remake, Zack Morris Is Trash, The Invisible Man, Shudder's Creepshow series

29:17 QUIZ: The Unseen Character

51:26 Questions From Patrons

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Ok, ok, we're not going to lie, this episode is really just a big conversation about the process of making a feature film. Ryan and Neil ask Kevin about the experience of directing Not For Resale: A Video Game Store Documentary, and he tells yarns about getting the movie made over the course of three years.

We also take questions at the end. They get... dumb!

If you're interested in the documentary, check it out here: http://www.Ga...

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December 21, 2019 60 mins

Here's the audio version of our special Christmas-season Vidnight Society discussion about six beautiful holiday music videos. You can check out the video version over on our YouTube.

1:13 Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis

9:38 NSync - Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

20:25 Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

30:38 Joe Diffie - Leroy the Redneck Reindeer (and others of its ilk)

41:41 Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa

48:43 Faith Hil...

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We did an impromptu podcast this month, and the result is a 100 minute conversation complete with Billy Joel "trivia!" There's an extended mailbag segment for the final hour of this show where we answered as many questions as we could to wrap up what could be our final podcast of 2019.

0:48⚡ Media Current ⚡ Terminator, Sigourney Weaver,  Ivan Reitman's Dave, The Lighthouse, Devo's Shout, The Testaments: The Sequel to the Handmaid's...

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Get ready for a lot of semi-pathetic gushing about Nicktoons from three 30-somethings: it's time to talk about Invader Zim & Rocko's Modern Life. We should really do a genuine deep-dive into these shows someday, but for now you can listen to us go off on our appreciation for their new Netflix movies and other Nicktoons, in general.

Man, no lie, this is really just us over-stimulated and excited for about 2 hours. No quizes, no ...

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Guaranteed* Audio RETURNS with a 2 1/2  hour mega episode where we discuss the video game film adaptation sub-genre! Dan Hamilton, co-star from Computer Fighters, joins us for the show!

  • 0:00:00 Guaranteed* newest content announcements, housekeeping
  • 0:01:45 Introductions- Dan!
  • 0:04:15 ⚡ Media Current ⚡  Luce, Farscape, Star Trek TNG, and Hieronymus Bosch
  • 0:19:53 Video Game Movies: They're Bad! 
    • Super Mario Brothers (May 28...
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August 21, 2018 116 mins

Guaranteed* Audio returns with special guest podcaster Julie Becker!

Julie is a long-time collaborator of ours, a REAL actor who currently operates out of New York City. She also gave the internet Splendorman!

0:00 Introductions- Julie Becker!07:05 Media Current 90s witch movies, No Man's Sky, The Scissor Sisters, and Nick Knacks.23:20 Slenderman, Splendorman, and the bad Sony movie Slender Man.1:11:20 Questions From Patrons

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July 8, 2018 77 mins
00:00 Introductions- DINOSAUR! 01:20 ⚡ Media Current ⚡ Hereditary, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The Movie: The Soundtrack, and Jackass 13:34 Spielberg Goes Jurassic! 41:10 The Official Dinosaur Quiz 46:20 A Visit From Rodney Dangerfield! 49:21 Questions From Patrons The big 1-0! This is a very special, over-produced, dinosaur-filled episode of Guaranteed* Audio. It even includes a studio-facilitated video version, shot on locatio...
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