Girls with Tattoos
Imagine two badass girls covered in tattoos. Now imagine the two girls who would cry if the badass girls looked at them funny... Meet Keely and Ana! In a world overrun by negativity, Keely and Ana just want to have a positive weekly discussion about things they like. These two girls have a wide array of interests, so stay tuned every week to hear what new silly thing they plan to ramble on about next.
Episodes
On this week's episode of GWT:
Keely is not not irrational. Ana is lacking in her nutrients. Henry is the facetime queen. Eric is the true Talented Mr. Cold Shoulder. Keely's favorite bird is a crawdad. Ana's favorite bird is an airplane that kills cheating boyfriends. Mr. Penumbra is the OG daddy. Jk it's Edward Cullen.
Ana is the whore now
Boston = bean town ?? Ask Ana, I'm pretty sure she made that up.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by drunk Ana spilling her drink on you
In this episode of two whores in grad school, we learn that:
-Ana is slaying the Seattle single scene while Keely is crying over cute kiddies.
-Not only are Keely and Ana both ENFJ and 9 enneagram types, but they are also both some TRADER HOES.
-They both took a stat test the week they recorded this and since Keely sucks and took forever to post this, we both got our grades back and KILLED IT so whoop thank you to our lord and savi...
Let a girl take a test and she will cum back to this.
Come back in a couple hours after Keely has taken her test so that she can add a fun bio.
Goodbye.
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos.
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We’re back after a two week long hiatus!
Ana is a vine star. Keely is a sociopath. Ana’s dad says #nouggosplease. Keely’s dad says bye to #brokebitches. Ana’s and Keely’s moms both are strong ass bitches who can handle anything.
Together, they’re just two girls with tattoos who like their parents.
Please please follow us around in person and on social media:
IG: @gwtpod
Twitter: @gwtpod
Email us any suggestions you hav...
Grab a wand and a cup of tea darlings because it’s time to discuss Harry Potter.
Ana is using the steamy heat between her and her twitter crush to ease her cramps. Keely sat next to an expert whistler while she watched Broadway’s rendition of Spongebob’s squeaky boots. Ana’s patronus is a whore-fin. Keely’s patronus is a stripper’s appropriately-smelled cat. Ana is now dead because of Keely’s high pitched voice and Keely is b...
*warning* if you have misophonia, this episode will be hard to listen to because there’s a lot of sniffles from both of us crying
Ana is moving to Forks, Washington. Keely lived out her Grey’s Anatomy fantasy with Dr. McScumbag. Ana got arrested for being gullible. Keely punched a wall because God told her to. Ana orgasmed live on the podcast. Keely wills Iron Man to die just like she willed her friend to die!
Together, they’...
To best prepare for this episode, write some letters to all the girls/boys you’re in love with and have your little sister send them out since that is 100% realistic.
Lana Candor is an angel that fell from her rooftop. Noah Centineo is simultaneously yummy and gross. Ana’s witchy cousin cursed her luck. Keely went to a Christian frat party and didn’t melt. Ana smells like eggs. Keely’s house is haunted. Ana likes to read other peop...
Find a Y chromosome and turn the lights down low because we're talking about our favorite toy.
Ana needs the bad guy to do her right on a Friday. Keely needs the good one to wake her up on a Sunday. Ana loves boys who have grey hair at 14. Keely loves making elderly bad boys cry. Ana moved to Georgia so she could wave to her bumble crush on facebook messenger. Keely invited her tinder crush over and exchanged a taco for a tac...
Put on your gross converse and sexy crop tops because we’re talking about concerts.
Too long, didn’t listen?
Ana wants you to call 1-800-4AGOODTIME. Keely wants you to come over and listen to the Twilight soundtracks with her. Ana willed her childhood friends to have a bad weekend. Keely got catfished again on Bumble (Listen to “Coffee to Last Call” on iTunes or SoundCloud!!) Ana has butter teeth. Keely might be a lesbian. Ana want...
Save this episode for the evening because it’s proven to sound best at twilight.
Too long, didn’t listen?
Ana is going through a divorce and “Sleepless in Seattle” is helping her get through it. Keely is getting catfished by a guy who thinks her tattoo idea is stupid. Ana is a classical music snob. Keely is a gross little child. Ana is going to get “American Bird, Flightless Mouth” tattooed on her forehead. Keely is goi...
Welcome to our (kinda) first episode. Listen to get a feel for what this podcast is going to be about for weeks to come, and meet your co-hosts, Keely and Ana!
Too long, didn't listen? GWT is just a simple pod where two easy-to-please girls choose a ~something~ they like to talk about. Keep an eye out for our first official episode in the future and get excited to listen to these two attention whores ramble on about their fav...
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