The Reductress Minute

Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Thanksgiving and Tampa, speak to a brave teen 29-year-old mom, and learns some dark news from a dog that is able to speak.

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Sarah and guest host Milly Tamarez talk about Taylor’s new album, speak to someone who absolutely refuses to do a little jog when she crosses the street, and learns some creative new ways to escape the surveillance state.

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Madison and Damien talk about the “university” of “Austin”, get some advice on how to infiltrate another person’s friend group, and talk to a bona-fide introvert who’s got something to share. Plus, a reading from Patti Harrison.

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Sarah and Damien catch up on their Halloweekend, and talk to a couple of local witches with an incredible offer. Madison divulges how she dealt with her boyfriend who didn't want to go apple picking, and a cat tells us exactly when and how we're going to die. Plus, a reading from Reductress writer Liva Pierce (@choppedliva).

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Reductress editors Madison and Sarah (@m4disondillard and @yourpappalardo) talk about how to hide your IBS by pretending to do coke in the bathroom. They’ll talk to Dan the sleep paralysis demon, and share how to journal without trying to make your journal think you’re cool.  On this week’s episode, Grace Perry (@perryjetaime) reads, “I LIVED IT: The Girl I Babysit for Drew Me Fucking Ugly”

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Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @m4disondillard) are both very, very sick. They’ll talk to the woman who isn’t dating the Phillie Phanatic mascot because she’s a furry, but specifically because he is tall, and will ask editorial assistant Kendra whether she should apply to grad school or maybe just lie down for awhile On this week’s episode, Lauren Ashley Smith (@mslas) reads a piece from Reductress,...

Reductress editors Damien and Sarah (@dimakronfeld and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories and the hardest questions, like “Will this iced coffee give you anxiety, diarrhea, or a will to live?” On this week’s episode, Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) reads a piece from Reductress, plus our intern absolutely REFUSES to sit normally in a chair! 

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The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6th! Stay tuned for new episodes coming soon.

Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for ...

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The Reductress Minute is BACK on October 6! We're playing some of our favorite episodes this month to gear up for Season 3.

This week, Reductress editors take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Patti Harrison (@partyharderson), Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy), and Mara Wilson (@marawilson), read pieces from Reductress, plus we prank call Katie Couric, get a really sweet shout-...

In this live episode, your hosts Taylor (@casualafro) and Eva (@evaandheriud) play some important trivia with a man, share some gems from our favorite commenters, and answer the age-old question: shrimp or sex?

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Reductress editors Beth and Eva (@bethnew and @evaandheriud) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Guy Branum (@guybranum), Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatter), and Taryn Englehart (@changawei) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a BoyBoss to celebrate his success and learn how he overcame obstacles from being a man in business.

Bad Bitch Alert: Stacy Just Circling Back Per Her P...

Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri), Karen Chee (@karencheee), and Calise Hawkins (@CaliseHawkins) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a shawl expert to highlight the best of her favorite seasonal fashion statement.

QUIZ: Is He Cute or Is He Just Tall and White?, was written by Vict...

Reductress editors Rachel and Eva (@rachelwenitsky and @evaandherIUD) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Matt Rogers (@MattRogersTho), Rachel Pegram (@rachelpegram), and Blair Socci (@blairsocci) read pieces from Reductress, plus we interview a brave comedian wants to share an inspiring message about voting this November.

Wow! This Woman Is Reaching Out To All The Girls She Bullied In H...

On this week’s episode, Ayo Edebiri (@ayoededebiri), Chelsea Clarke (@chelseaclarke), and Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who lifts weights to get stronger, but also to give some crushing handjobs.

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Reductress editors Beth and Sarah (@bethnew and @yourpappalardo) take you through Hugh Jackman’s Instagram and practice what they’d say to the CBD oil guy. Plus, Karen Chee (@karencheee), Grace Perry (@perryjetaime), and Jasmine Pierce (@jasminepierce) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a woman who stopped dating men and started...following a herd of majestic bison.

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Reductress editors Rachel and Taylor (@rachelwenitsky and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend), Catherine Cohen (@cathcohen) and Bowen Yang (@bowenyang) read pieces from Reductress, plus we sing an acoustic cover of Uptown Funk that has a little something for nobody. 

How I Made Life In New York Work on a 150,000 Dollar Salary, was written ...

Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood), Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and George Salazar (@georgesalazar) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a makeup expert who tells us why you should never ever comment on a woman’s smokey eyeshadow.  

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Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting.

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Reductress editors Sarah and Taylor (@yourpappalardo and @casualafro) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Hannah Solow (@hamstertalk), Mary Houlihan (@maryhoulie) and Cissy Jones (@cissyspeaks) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to Taylor’s mom on the air and discuss relationship issues with a woman who is definitely dating a tall ferret.

Becoming a Mother Made Me Happy, Fulfilled (Al...