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There’s fallout from Jordan’s birthday after William let a key part of the weekend slip through his carefully manicured fingers. There are also heated discussions about Blue Peter badges, Paddington Bear and the revelation that William has NEVER had a KFC.

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The boys are having a tough time lately. Jordan’s still recovering from having his wisdom teeth removed and is drooling everywhere, whilst William has ‘misplaced’ his passport - and it’s really not the sort of admin he wants to be dealing with right now. There are also plenty of dilemmas to tackle, including how to tell your mum her wedding outfit is horrible and what you should do when you get probed in the wrong hole.

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Jordan reveals the results from his latest ‘Jordan’s North Poll’ on towels and the G&Diva’s have inundated us with their most BORING work chats they’ve ever had. We also find out the meaning of the phrase ‘Burnley Wallet’ and the boys have a heated discussion over which one of them is the campest.

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Every now and again, we receive a very specific kind of dilemma that stops us mid-sentence. Your watermelon dilemmas. Your shoebox dilemmas. Your WOLFBAGGING dilemmas. Well, we’ve got another one to add to the list!

The boys also discuss the differences between buying a Chinese takeaway in the North and South and have a go roleplaying as old ladies.

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Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning bed story that will make you look a...

Jordan’s been making brownies lately that have been so good even the local wildlife are wanting in on the action. Meanwhile, it’s a historic day for William as he is shown his first (and likely last) fanny. The boys also help with your dilemmas involving cleaning towels, lying about liking gifts, and how long is ‘too long’ to spend on fellatio?

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The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like to eat in bed and William is really starting to get the ick with Jordan.

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The boys are feeling very butch today. William’s been getting handy around the house, and Jordan is showing off his darts prowess. The boys also tackle YOUR dilemmas, including using a phone mid-stream at the urinals and which toilet you should use when doing a number two at a friend’s house.

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William and Jordan discuss your stories involving wild delivery drivers, unexpected moments of nudity, and whether it’s ever OK to wear pyjamas when going to a drive-thru. Plus, they hear from some G&Divas who want to know whether your 20s or your 30s are better - and whether a strange rumour about Jordan is actually true.

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The boys have been bumping into each other at the gym - and one of them is NOT happy about it. Jordan reveals he’s been doing something unusual in bed, which turns out to be very tragic, and William has been sent a thesis that’s right up his street. Plus, the boys tackle your modern-day dilemmas involving umbrella etiquette, laundry duty, and answering difficult questions from teenage boys.

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What’s the correct way to eat a curry? Is Jordan a ‘modern’ bloke? Does Guinness actually taste good with Dubonnet? The boys answer all this and more - PLUS discuss your weirdest gifts and the times your parents have completely upstaged you.

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William reveals he’s just had the worst hangover of his life, but luckily for him, Jordan has a foolproof method for overcoming it. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, including delivering to people still in their underwear, TV chatters, and what to do when you’ve inherited the ashes of someone’s pet dog.

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What do you think 2026 has in store for William and Jordan? What have you been up to during Gooch Week? What does Jordan recommend you NOT do with a Wotsit? We have all the answers - plus an incredibly crude joke from William (trust us… it’s WILD).

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The boys are back and fully refreshed after their festive break! William has started a new diary, and Jordan has received a new present that has everyone feeling a bit creeped out. They also tackle your dilemmas involving throwing parties for family members you don’t like, and what to do when your phone autocorrects your sick note in a sexual way.

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It’s the most magical time of the year! And what better way to celebrate than waking up in bed next to your best friend for a good old Fistmas frolic. So get cosy and join the boys under the covers for presents, messages from Sexted royalty, and festive dilemmas. Plus, Jordan introduces William to a Dutch oven. Merry Christmas!

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