Art Pros Podcast

When was the last time you put your hands in the air and waved them like you just don’t care? In this episode, this is exactly what the Art Pros did. Does art have to be so serious all the time? Does making smart art make you a better artist? We don’t always think so. So come have some fun with us, let your hair down and let's live a little. 

This week, Gage and Renz talk about how important it is to have fun when you make ar...

It’s been a long summer interns. Here’s a new episode.

This week the art pros end their hiatus(we have lives!) and talk about accessibility in the art world. The audience needs to be able to understand your work otherwise you aren’t going to get any money, we drop some thoughts on that. We also talk about:

Cake art, Neil Degrasse Tyson Chicken Nuggets, the Mark Wahlberg question, Xbox Dos Equis, Dababy, and more. We swear all of i...

This week is a little true crime, and a little art pros. It’s a sick, sick, world out there. Darkness lurks in every alley, and there is only one thing standing between good and evil...FORENSIC ARTISTS. Forensic Artists are artists who use their skills every day in true crime scenarios, to catch bad guys and give victims solace. This week the Art Pros Podcast about family annihilator James Emil List, Suspect sketches, skeleton id...

Pssst hey, wanna make some money off the blockchain with your art?

In this epic conclusion to the Art Professionals Podcast “nOn-FuNgIbLe ToKen” arc, the Renz and Gage offer some much needed clarity. In this episode we address the ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT OF CRYPTOCURRENCY, the publication costs i.e. ETHEREUM GAS FEES, and potential unique use-cases for the non-fungible token(feet pic algorithm anyone?) While NFTs could be your ti...

Are you a digital artist? Do you want to become a rich, and successful digital artist, and do you want it to happen FAST? If you do, then you’ve come to the right place because we’re here to tell you that it probably won’t happen. We’re sorry. We’re so sorry that we want to help, because we know that it’s possible and we’ll tell you how in this episode. 

If you want to have a chance at getting rich FAST with your digita...

Why don't people like Hitler's Art? Why don't people like Contemporary Art? What is the greatest latte art?!!! This week the Art Pros Podcast answer's ARTS GREATEST QUESTIONS. Using our solid, crowd-sourced, and big-league art questions, we have secured the common person's biggest questions. Questions that museums are scared to answer, questions that curators cower in fear to acknowledge, questions that weaker painters refuse to ...

January was a tough month, take a break and relax with the art pros, you’ve earned it.

This week the Art Pros Podcast about the world’s most expensive art piece IN THE WORLD, created by none other than the illustrious artist: Natural Light. The art pros also address the biggest labor crises in the world, the automation of the art studio. Where are we going to find unpaid internships at now?!

We at the art pros have a duty to in...

Watch your fingers because this episode is HOT. The Art Pros are MAD in this episode. We’re MAD because of all the fake organizations that treat equitable practice like it's a fad. We’re mad because we feel like some organizations' hiring practices feel like big virtue signaling energy. The Art Pros are all for justice, but when so many people who used to not care about inclusivity start to suddenly care, things get a little weir...

This week the art pros podcast about grant writing, and other ways to get paid. How come Grimes was able to get her record label; CRYSTAL MATH RECORDS, INC, a sweet grant of $90k from the Canadian Government? Believe it or not the Art pros have some experience writing grants that actually get artist projects PAID for, and in this episode we give our most common sense tips that may seem like DOY OF COURSE WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT...

Did you know Ivanka Trump was an art collector??? us neither. This week the Art Professionals Podcast about Bulletproof-Brunch-Pods, Ivanka Trump's return to the New York Art Scene, the no malarkey oligarchy etc... lives saved by ART and where the Baltimore Museum of Art's Deaccession Scandal lies now. (What is the Deaccession Scandal? See our previous episode to find out what exactly is the cost of "an endowment for the future")

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Do you think it’s ok for museums to sell artwork donated to them for public preservation in order to enact their own mission? Do you trust museums that profited off of marginalization in the past to be the leading voices of equity and inclusion? 

The Baltimore Museum of Art aka the BMA is auctioning off some art works. We get it, times are tough and they want money… The thing is when you DEACCESSION art from a tax-exemp...

This week the Art Pros podcast about the art of magicians, the ultimate performance artists. Mastering such concepts as sleight of hand, and straight up LYING TO YOUR FACE, magicians carry all the traits desired in an excellent artist//criminal. If you want to learn how to be a better artist, consider studying stage magic. At the intersection of art, craft, mysticism, and performance lies the stage magician. These mind-boggli...

This week the Art Pros podcast about hustle culture, Positive Vibes, and Big Body Whippin with the musician Mxhxrajah, aka Sid. Sid is a 19 year old educator, marketer, and “brown boy” rapper from upstate New York. He put us onto his new EP Polaroid Prince(available on Spotify). Throughout the episode we talk fashion, Young Thug, Timothy Chamelet, music, educating the youth, his wave, why TikTok is trash(for marketing experts...

Who needs graduate school or an MFA when you have THE ART PROS PODCAST. For a fraction of the price we can sit around and give any artist of any medium an highly reasoned opinion noone wanted or needed. In this weeks episode The Art Pros demonstrate what a REAL art CRITIQUE from a REAL ART PROFESSIONAL looks like. Aside from absolutely roasting the heady, esoteric, and EXTREMELY BASED 43 page textbook that is Santi’s work The...

Psst hey can you do us a favor? Can you listen to this episode real quick? Here’s a description. It’s great we promise.

Its a Bird! Its a Blaine! Wait Its the Art Pros Podcast.  This week the Art Pros Podcast about David Blaine’s Ascension, Flying Cars, Volcano Sharks, and Jessica Krug[ :( ]. Each day we stray further from god’s light, it is extremely clear to us at the Art Pros that man struggles with its own ego, wh...

This is an episode we put out for patreon a while back, and we’ve decided to release the full episode, FOR YOU!!!!(new episode coming out soon) This week the Art Pros podcast and demonstrate their PEAK masculinity. What does it REALLY mean to be a MAN. How do you calculate manliness IQ? How does a MAN take advantage of his male privilege? And is a man expendable? Find out in this week's episode where we take an irreverent and sel...

This week the Art Pros Podcast about the impending algorithm crisis, Epic vs the App Store, Paris Hilton Paintings, and our Mongolian Horde. UK students' futures are in the hands of the treacherous Ofqual automatic grading protocol, how far can an equation go? In true David and Goliath fashion, Fortnite challenges Tim Apple, the CEO of IPHONES. The Art Pros explore the pop art work of Paris Hilton (kinky sticker-play FOR CHARITY)...

This week the Art Pros Podcast with true visionary, return guest, and artistic tour de force: Benjamin L.M.

If you listen to the Art Pros Podcast you WILL learn what it means to be a great artist. It probably has something to do with love, perseverance, and luck. Money helps, and being a little edgy can be a blessing and a curse or something.

Our Australian friend offers his insights on Australian Rules football(the world’...