The Creep Dive

We start with the moment that detonated live television a BAFTAs broadcast that spiralled into shock, silence, and the fastest PR scramble in recent memory. What happens when something uncontrollable collides with a room full of cameras? Who takes responsibility? And why did the beep button seemingly clock out early?

Then we wade into royal territory custody, consequences, and that now-iconic photograph that launched a thousand mem...

The Winter Olympics are in full swing and so is Trump—ripping into US athletes for daring to have opinions, while Jen enters just ONE sport: Dick Watch. We unpack the cursed saga of Penisgate in ski jumping (tight suits, crotch “adjustments,” and the alleged evolution into injectables), plus the tragic beauty of a sport where everyone flies like a terrified ironing board.

Then we pivot because of course we do into the Epstein mire: ...

This week, we survive Storm Chandra, dabble in Beckham-related psychic damage, and then spiral into full existential dread as Jen takes us through Alex Honnold: the world’s most famous free solo climber, the human fear vacuum, and now… the star of Netflix’s live skyscraper climb. From Free Solo’s girlfriend stress horror to the ethics of watching a man risk it all in real time we’re asking the only question that matters...

Part 2 of our Black Dahlia deep dive: we pick up where Part 1 left off and barrel through the decades of suspects, misinformation, and “lone woman murders” around post-war LA… before pivoting north to the Zodiac the ultimate attention-seeking neckbeard killer and the wild new theory linking the two cases via a recently cracked cipher, a suspicious alias, and a creepy little “deathbed” sketch that may as well be screaming I DID IT.

Creep love is in the air: we’ve got creeps who met through totes and Tinder, Trump nipping into Venezuela for a quick kidnap, Blackwater’s rent-a-war madness, eBay execs losing the run of themselves and a haunted bra for dessert.

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It’s the Christmas edition, which means: stop buying shite, your presence is the present and now let’s immediately ruin the vibes. We’re unpacking the Epstein files “release” (heavy redactions, missing footage, photos of powerful men lounging with very young-looking women), the mass shooting at Brown, and the targeted killing of an MIT nuclear plasma physicist that has the internet whispering “assassination” (and Reddit out-detecti...

We’ve got stupidity, sociopathy, TikTok fame hunger, forged insurance papers, designer handbags, mouldy weed plants, and the most bungled murder plot since Cain and Abel discovered DIY.

Lucy and Oliver the Bonnie & Clyde for people who can’t read instructions decide they want to be rich and famous and not work and not be held accountable for the death of that lad Oliver killed in a drink-driving crash. So they reinvest, rebr...

This week on The Creep Dive, the girls wade into absolute pandemonium: the Rebel Wilson whistle-blower saga (is it justice, retaliation, or just Hollywood being Hollywood?), the Slender Man stabbing escape update, the Epstein-Trump chaos and the wild Oval Office behaviour that has everyone questioning reality. It's conspiracies, lawsuits, teenage horror, political meltdown and a splash of celebrity beige-washing.

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It’s a mini-episode this week Cassie is away being a good granddaughter, so it’s just Jen and Sophie holding the fort.

We’ve got:

• The Man Who Stole a Bus because he simply couldn’t be arsed anymore
• A brief but devastating update on the Louvre “hot art thieves”
• And a dip into the unhinged spiritual swamp that is Steven Seagal.

Small episode, big chaos.

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In this episode of The Creep Dive, hosts Cassie, Jen, and Sophie explore bizarre and creepy news stories, including a man stealing half-used perfume bottles and a breathwork technician who left a mess in hotel bathrooms. The conversation then shifts to a shocking TikTok scandal involving a woman who faked her pregnancy and the existence of her baby, leading to a chaotic unraveling of her deception. The hosts discuss the implication...

This week on The Creep Dive, the girls unbox pure horror: ghost letters, tree-stuffed murderers, and a Florida man who took “eat your feelings” to a whole new level.

Jen leads us through The Ghost Post of Irene Violet Munro, the Brighton woman getting century-old mail from a murdered girl’s mother. Cassie brings the leaf-hoarding lunatic Matthew Hoffman — the kidnapper who filled his house with 110 bags of autumn leaves and bodies....

Charlie Kirk’s assassination gets the full Creep Dive autopsy: Candace Owens’ spirals, the Snake Eyes coincidences that feel scripted, and the head-wreck of the “no exit wound” chat. Plus: Everest show-offs, a Scottish forest cult… and the interstellar oddball 3I/ATLAS — the comet with weird chemistry and a whiff of “is it a probe?” energy. It’s messy, mad, and very us.

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A little decapitation, a little hacking, a lot of Aldi. This week, Jen brings the gripping and completely deranged true story of the 1971 Aldi Kidnapping featuring one billionaire in a carpet burrito, seven imaginary accomplices, and the German tax office saying “absolutely not.” Then takes us through the tragic and shocking tale of Jonathan James, the teenage hacker who broke into NASA and the Pentagon before being hounded by ...

This week on The Creep Dive, we bring you the incredible true story of an Irish woman who clawed her way out of her own grave and calmly walked home, a man whose dramatic kidnapping turned out to be nothing more than an elaborate excuse for a solo bender, and the horrifying case of a teenage girl who survived a brutal attack where both of her arms were hacked off and went on to face her attacker in court. We also unravel the psycho...

AI-induced psychosis. DIY castration surgeons. And a Florida couple flogging golden tickets to heaven. It’s a buffet of madness this week on The Creep Dive, as Jen, Sophie and Cassie spiral through strange science, online obsession, and some truly unhinged crimes. Also: octopuses are forming societies, and we are officially terrified.

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This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded.

NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of ...

This week on The Creep Dive, it's a buffet of the bizarre: severed toes in ritual boxes, piglets with faces, and the return of the man who shagged a seagull. Jen relives her worm trauma, Cassie makes a public service announcement for maggot fans, and Sophie shares the story of the woman who took a metal-core butt plug into an MRI machine... with disastrous results. We’ve got baby pigs washing up in the Philippines with faces, lobst...

This week, Sophie’s “in prison” (allegedly), Cassie’s back from bum chaos, and we spiral into everything from weaver fish attacks on Irish beaches to the quicksand that will kill you, the lake that silently murdered thousands, a snake-handling cult that won’t stop dying, and why Bigfoot is basically a daddy issue. It’s a hot mess of creeps, chaos, and killer nature – just how we like it.

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Cassie’s out sick (we send love!), but the chaos continues. This week on The Creep Dive, Jen and Sophie spiral from baby oil conspiracies to freak-off updates in the Diddy trial (guilty, somewhat), before tumbling into the mind-bending saga of Velocity Gnome: a multi-year prank that turned one man’s life into a real-life sci-fi opera, complete with shadowy quests, secret codes, and a rock musical about him—without his consent. It’s...