Sloppy Sorting Hat

Get ready for a fun old fashion family Christmas. In this episode, there's beers, cocktails, beeps, vacations, frozen toes, and a whole lot of Christmas misery. Get ready for the gift that keeps on giving - The Sloppy Sorting Hat!

It's Showtime!! We're sorting He Who Must Not Be Named Three Times. We have an eerie theory, a spooky cocktail, and a mashup that will have you laughing until Halloween!

We don't talk about Bruno or Voldy in this one. Wait. Yes, we do.

Check out which Hogwarts house each member of the family Madrigal is in. Make sure you listen until the magical mashup, you already know what that's going to be. If you're like Isabel and tired of perfect, listen to this imperfect masterpiece.

Just Deadpool. And games, drinks, and continuous deadpool quotes.

Pardon our absence, but we were very busy learning how to be royal after discovering all three of us are royal sister Princesses from a made up country. But we're finally back, and we're sorting the characters from the Princess Diaries! Join us as we play classic games, poke fun at a friend of the show and tell each other to SHUT UP a little too much. 

You want us to keep sorting characters from 90s classics? You got it, dude! Who better to sort the three iconic Tanner sisters than the three iconic Davey sisters? Join us as we talk about Full House, dissect famous catch phrases and remember the hilarious Bob Saget. 

Merry Christmas, you sloppy slops! That’s right, we’re sorting one smart-smart kiddo and a bunch of other dumb-dumbs from holiday classics Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2. And we’re doing it all with a special guest – our very first returning guest podcaster. Plus, we’ve got games, a holiday song parody and much more holiday joy!

It's not a complete holiday season without re-watching the classic romcom The Holiday. Join us as we sort all the silly, weepy characters from this heartwarming Christmas classic. Plus, we've got tequila, games and much more!

Nobody around here really appreciates our taste in weird stuff - like mashing up Harry Potter and Halloweentown! We're sorting the characters from this legendary Disney Channel Original Movie to celebrate Halloween. Plus, we've got some brooming under the influence, some extremely sloppy spellcasting and more. Being normal is vastly overrated!

We've been very sloppily recording this podcast for 2 whole years now, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together yet another Anniversary Special! We're playing all our favorite games, laughing at some bloopers, and sorting every Hufflepuff's favorite snack - cookies! Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

In good times, in bad times, we'll be on your side forever more! That's what the Sloppy Sorting Hat is for! We're back from our spin-off break and we're here for you - just like Annie is there for Lillian on her big day in the hit female-driven comedy Bridesmaids. Listen in as we sort these classy ladies, and play some of our fan favorite games! If we were drunk could we do THIS!? (Hint: absolutely we could, and often do!)

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for the final week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sending the Big Brother 23 houseguests off with a final sorting. Join us to find out who our Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin of the season are! Plus, we discuss who we'd like to see as a future All Star, who we think we'll see on the next season of The Challenge, and answer some final questions. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're absolutely e-shocked about what Kyland did during the live show, but we've shaken it off and are here, as always, sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we discuss who we want to win the season as we head into finale night next week! Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sad to have lost two members of the Cookout, but we're still here sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses - even Manda who really wanted to self-evict this week. Plus, we discuss Kyland's strategy, Azah's mistakes and go off on a tangent about The Challenge. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! Two houseguests were e-voted, the Cookout is officially the final six, and Zingbot made his annual appearance this week - and we're going strong through it all sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we zing a few Harry Potter characters and go off on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We evicted two hosts this week, but we're still going strong sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a contentious Who's Your Keeper discussion, live feed spoilers from the HOH comp and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're pouring one out for our homie Derek X. while we sort the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a controversial Potion of Veto comp, a lot of questions for the BB professors, and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! Britni may be gone (but never forgotten), but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a very special double Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! The Cookout may be falling apart, but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, tension heats up during the Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!